Totally 8-Ball Station

Totally 8-Ball Station is a test in paid downloadable content, Octo Expansion. This station is unlocked after clearing either Bust 'n' Move Station or Right Round Station.

Access
The player must clear either Bust 'n' Move Station or  Right Round Station to access this test. The shortest way to access this station is to clear Bust 'n' Move Station.

Overview
The player must navigate several platforms with 8-balls to reach the goal within 3 minutes.

Checkpoint 1
The first area has 8-ball bumpers and four Sanitized Octotroopers, either avoid or destroy them to send the 8-ball through the 8-ball launcher towards the next area.

Checkpoint 2
The second area has five 8-ball bumpers and another 8-ball. Take both 8-balls through the next 8-ball launcher.

Checkpoint 3
The third area has sliding platforms that can push the 8-balls forward. Further through, there is a third 8-ball to take to the final 8-ball launcher.

Final checkpoint
The final area is a platform with Bounce Pad walls and Octotroopers. Use the 8-balls to break the stack of 8-ball bumpers to reveal a launchpad on a wall that leads to the goal.

Mem cake
"Where love could blossom, spite congeals. Faced with these thieves, I aim and heave A cluster bomb right in the feels."

- Steelhead mem cake

Completing this test awards the player with the Steelhead mem cake.

English
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S2 Icon C.Q. Cumber 2.png C.Q. Cumbergreen
"You must reach the goal before time runs out."

"When you reach the final area, you'll need to destroy the bumpers as fast as you can."

"So it will be easier if you take a lot of 8-balls with you."

"But remember—if you lose a single ball, it's game over."

"You let an 8-ball fall—test failed."

"You ran out of time—test failed."

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"No time for chitter-chatter, the countdown has started!"

"Launchpad ahoy!"

"Gorgeous!"

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S2 Icon Marina 2.png Marinagreen
"You can smash up the bumpers with the 8-ball afterwards!"

"Roger that! Ignore the enemies and focus on advancing that 8-ball!"

"There's a launchpad!"

"This should come in handy for taking out all those bumpers."

"Looks like there's a launchpad hiding behind those bumpers!"

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S2 Icon Pearl 2.png Pearlgreen
"Dang—did you see that big stack of bumpers?"

"There's another ball—go grab it!"

"Check it—another ball, dead ahead!"

"Bust those bumpers to find the launchpad!"

"Looks like you can reach the launchpad now!"

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Trivia

 * The title's "totally" is a slang word for "definitely" or "for sure" and the subtitle is one of the possible results on a Magic 8-Ball.
 * The Japanese title of this station is a pun on "Chakushin, san waon" (ringtone, three chords).
 * This stage has bend spoons floating around in the background. This is a reference to spoon bending as well as a possible reference to the 1999 film The Matrix.
 * The spoons' tips are octopus or squid-shaped.
 * Maverick Station has bend spoons floating in the background as well.
 * The Dutch subtitle of this station, "Met de paplepel inkt gegoten", alludes to the spoons.
 * Totally 8-Ball Station is the only mission in the Octo Expansion to use the .52 Gal.