Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe

Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe is a shop run by Jelfonzo in Splatoon 2. It is found to the left of Inkopolis Square, and the first (front) of Galleria.

Description
Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe sells shirts and jackets that can be purchased with cash earned from multiplayer matches, Salmon Run, and redeemed within the Octo Expansion. Players can tilt to rotate their Inkling and click  to try on the highlighted item, and pressing  purchases this item. Pressing displays further information about the selected item. Pressing zooms in on the player's torso, allowing for a closer look at the clothing. Pressing allows players to enter Shella Fresh and pressing  similarly allows them to enter Headspace, while pressing  takes players back to Inkopolis Square.

Audio

 * [[Media:Shop - Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe's Song.mp3|Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe's background music]]

Quotes

 * "Welcome to Ye Olde Clo- Fie! Thou hast all the freshness of a piece of salted cod! Lo! A salted codpiece! Could I but help thee, I would... alas I must turn thee hence. Thou hast not the level required for my wares. Shouldst thou reach level 4, mine arms shall be open. Get thee to a orange and return hither once thy level hath been raised." - When a player below Level 4 enters the shop.
 * "Welcome to Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe. Shouldst thou here thy coin spend, unto me shall great profit be! Prithee listen, for my gear hath abilities which will grant unto thee victory, glory... and coin. Coin which, in turn, will allow thee fresh gear. (Fattening my pockets all the while...) Thou shouldst hitteth for more information about abilities." - When a player at Level 4 or higher enters the shop for the first time.
 * "Thou art most welcome hither, but thou dost appear to be off the line. Return upon thy successful connection to the orange." - When the player is offline.
 * "How dost thou, cousin?" - When the player enters the shop.
 * "Wouldst thou buy?" - When the player selects a piece of clothing.
 * "Wouldst thou equip?" - When the player purchases a piece of clothing.
 * "Thank thee kindly. Should thy wish to change thy robes, thou may hitteth Equip." - After the player chooses whether to equip a new piece of clothing.
 * "Thank thee kindly. Alas, thou may not change thy robes in the midst of a Splatfest." - After the player buys a piece of clothing during a Splatfest.
 * "Alas, that item is sold out." - When the player attempts to purchase a piece of gear they already own.
 * "It appears thy purse is flat, cousin." - When the player is out of cash and attempts to purchase a piece of gear.