User:ArivakiVA/Fruits vs. Veggies

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Intro
Koi: Another Splatfest! Finally, Jeez!

Dredge: What’s the theme this time around?

Koi: Hold on a sec, dude. It's coming...and...BAM!

Dredge: (Uh, what is it?)

Koi: Here it is!

Koi: The healthy sweet snack everyone loves, Team Fruit!

Dredge: Versus the snacks that lean towards savory - Team Veggie.

Koi: Fruit is clearly the better option, right? I mean, they're so sweet and juicy! Like mandarins!

Dredge: Unless you get a bland one. Anyway, veggies are healthier! Fruit still contains a bunch of sugar.

Koi: You aren't afraid of a little bit of sugar, are ya, Dredge? Especially if you can just burn it off later. It's not like you'll die!

Dredge: But you can never tell with fruit...like I said, it could be bland. Or dry like bones.

Koi: With fruit it's easier to tell when it goes bad! Veggies never give off hints until they've fully rotted!

Dredge: Oh, really? That's true, I guess. But most veggies have more vitamins than fruit.

Koi: You don't understand ANYTHING, Dredge. Who cares about a food that no one likes! Take asparagus, for example.

Dredge: You like asparagus though.

Koi: Oh, be quiet!

Dredge: Anyway, which one do you like better?

Koi: Head over to the pledge box and pick a side, my little fishy friends!

Scoring system
This system, created by Xan, helps the 'too many people on one team' problem. Instead of everyone who voted for one team being on the same team, the teams shall be randomized, and the turf points, splats, and ranked points will be screenshotted and calculated later.

Team Fruit
Oddlilgoof

Jacobearth

Splat.girl

Ratch

Octoling E s3

Team Veggie
Xan