Matchmaker Station

Matchmaker Station is a test in paid downloadable content, the Octo Expansion. This station is unlocked after clearing the Duh-Oh Station, Jump Station, Abracadabra Station, or the Smash & Dash Station.

Access
The player must pass either the Duh-Oh Station,  Jump Station,  Abracadabra Station, or the  Smash & Dash Station

Brief Overview
The player has 1 life to destroy crates to match the shape on the left. If they break an incorrect box, they will fail the test. On the model, there is small Splat-Switch on the left ear.

Mem Cake
"How long must I wait in his line? Such tragic lack of Crusty snack... I'm almost there! It will be mine!"

- Crusty Sean mem cake

Completing this test awards the player with the Crusty Sean mem cake.

Quotes
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S2 Icon C.Q. Cumber 2.png C.Q. Cumbergreen
"Please create a shape out of the crates that is identical to the example on the left."

"If you destroy an incorrect crate by accident, you will fail."

"This test requires a precision of focus and close attention to detail."

"You broke an incorrect crate - test failed."

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S2 Icon Cap'n Cuttlefish.png Cap'n Cuttlefishgreen
"Keep calm and focus on your breathing! It's a rule of the battlefield."

"Oho! A secret stash of Power Eggs!"

- If the player finds the secret Ink Switch.

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S2 Icon Marina 2.png Marinagreen
"It's like cutting out shapes! How fun!"

"Make sure you take a good look at the example shape, OK?"

"Take extra care when shooting out the little details, Agent 8!"

"That means there's gotta be something left that you're supposed to shave off..."

"Wow - you're not even going to take a moment to admire our work?"

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S2 Icon Pearl 2.png Pearlgreen
"OK - so you're supposed to shoot out crates on the right until they look like this, huh?"

"Wait a second, hold on... I've seen this shape before..."

"Going full auto is probably a terrible idea... Feather that trigger for the win!"

- When the player has the equipped.

"Arrrgggh... I just wanna blow this whole thing sky-high!"

"Is it seriously not done?!"

"YESSS! Head for the goal!"

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Trivia

 * The title is a reference to a real-world matchmaker.
 * The subtitle is a reference to Bugs Bunny's catchphrase "What's up, doc?", as well as the fact the example statue looks like a dog. It is also likely to be a reference to the popular joke centered on tricking a target into asking "What's updog?"
 * Despite this, in an interview with Famitsu, the developers confirmed that the statue is modelled after Judd, a cat. This is supported in-game by Pearl saying the shape looks familiar to her.
 * It has also been confirmed that Commander Tartar's creator was also Judd's owner, further supporting this.
 * This station has many colored vinyl phonograph records or LP records floating around in the background.
 * The Dutch title of this station, "Wat een plaatje!", alludes to these records.