Splatfest/Quotes

Before and after every Splatfest, the news hosts provide dialogue about the upcoming or completed Splatfest.

This page contains dialogue that is used for all Splatfest events. For dialogue that is unique to an event, see the Splatfest event articles.

Splatoon
In Splatoon, quotes are provided by the Squid Sisters.

"Sometimes the citizens of Inkopolis just wanna party, you know? To satisfy this urge, they throw an event called a Splatfest. To take part in a Splatfest, head to the Pledge Box and pick a team. This is the spot. Don't forget!"

- In-game tutorial

🇺🇸 [[united states|us]] [[undefined|uk]] English
Before Splatfest News

After Splatfest Announcement

Splatfest Closed

Splatfest Results

After Splatfest Results

[[undefined|de]] German
Before Splatfest News

After Splatfest Announcement

Splatfest Closed

After Splatfest Results

[[undefined|it]] Italian
Before Splatfest News

[[undefined|mx]] [[undefined|es]] Spanish
Before Splatfest News

After Splatfest Announcement

Splatfest Closed

Splatoon 2
In Splatoon 2, quotes are provided by Off the Hook.

🇺🇸 [[united states|us]] [[undefined|uk]] English
Splatfest Announcement

After Splatfest End 

Splatfest Results

After Splatfest Results

[[undefined|nl]] Dutch
Splatfest Announcement

Newscasts during Splatfests

After Splatfest ends

Splatfest Results

[[undefined|fr]] French (France)
Splatfest Announcement

After Splatfest Ends 

Splatfest Results

After Splatfest Results

[[undefined|de]] German
Splatfest Announcement

Newscast during Splatfests

After Splatfest End

Splatfest Results

After Splatfest Results

[[undefined|mx]] Spanish (Latin America)
Splatfest Announcement

Splatfest Start

After Splatfest End 

Splatfest Results

After Splatfest Results

[[undefined|jp]] Japanese
Splatfest Announcement

After Splatfest Announcment

Splatfest Results

After Splatfest Results

Splatoon 3
In Splatoon 3, quotes are provided by Deep Cut.

"Well, this is exciting. There's a orange going on right now! You can head right over to the orange and select orange if you want to join. That'll launch you into a, where your team has three minutes to ink the most turf! Eh, less chat, more splat. Let's get started!"

- In-game description

🇺🇸 [[united states|us]] [[undefined|uk]] English
Before Splatfest News

Ay! Ay! (Breaking news you two!)

Oh? What's got your fins aflapping?

Shiver! You outta know. It's that time!

AAAY! Ay. (SPLATFEEEEEEST! Ahem. It's time for a Splatfest.)

Ooo! I like a Splatfest.

YEAHHH! TIME TO PARTY!

What's the theme? What's the theme?

Ay... (Hold your seahorses... The info's still downloading...)

I've got it! The theme is... Huh. Well, THAT is fascinating...

Ugh, hurry up and spill it! You're hogging the Splatfest vibes!

Chill. I'm getting ready to announce it. Ahem...

Aaay, aaay! (C'mon, c'mon!)

Without further ado, this Splatfest theme will be none other than...

Drumroll! Budda-dudda-budda-dudda... BAM!

After Splatfest Announcement

And that's all for now. Make sure to get your votes in!

Ay! Ay. (Don't forget your Splatfest Tee! Check the equip menu after you vote.)

Splatfest Results

Ay! Ay! (Breaking news! Hot off the press!)

Hm? What's got you all flustered?

AY! (It's the Splatfest results. Get hype!)

Don't need to tell me twice. YEAHHH!

Alright! Here we go...

First up, Splatfest Sneak Peek results! The team with the most orange was...

Wow! They crushed it!

Next up...which team got the orange! Get on the bandwagon for...

Ay...ay... (C'mon, c'mon...)

Tsss-tt-tsss-tt-tsssh...

Ayayayayayaaay...

POW! HAHA!

AY!

No way!

Ay? Ay! (What's next? Tell meee!)

Time for a orange check! Open, Pro, and Tricolor Clout results incoming!

All at once? Hold up—I need a moment to cool off before all this excitement...

Bumb-budda-bumb-dudda-bumb-budda...

Ayayayayayaaay...

BOOM!

AY!

Wheeeeew!

AAAY!

And last but not least...the part you've been waiting for...

orange, right? SPILL 'EM!

Listen up! It's going down... The overall Splatfest win goes to...

Ay! Ay... (Ack! I can't take the suspense...)

BOOM!

POW! HAHA!