Return of the Mammalians (mission)/Quotes

The dialog includes the following characters: Callie, Marie, Cap'n Cuttlefish, Mr. Grizz, Frye, Shiver, Big Man, DJ Octavio, and The Captain.

Note: In the dialog boxes, Callie and Marie are referred to as Agent 1 and Agent 2.

After reaching the entrance to the rocket
Callie: Graaamps! We're here to save you!

Marie: What?

Callie: GRAMPS! NO!

Marie: Dehydrated in his prime...

Marie: OH!

Mr. Grizz: Welcome.

Callie: Hey, you overgrown furball! Turn Gramps back into... Gramps!

Mr. Grizz: Valued employees... we appreciate your feedback. However, it will not be implemented at this time.

Marie: What's that supposed to mean?!

Mr. Grizz: It means the end of your employment.

Mr. Grizz: ...And the end of the world as you know it, to be clear.

Mr. Grizz: As per my memo, I will be coating the planet in Fuzzy Ooze in an effort to restore balance.

Mr. Grizz: Don't call it "Hairmegeddon". HR doesn't like it.

After Mr. Grizz uses the rocket
Callie: No... The rocket...

Marie: Graaamps!

Marie: He's... he's all dried up...

Callie: But how...

Callie: HUH?!

Cuttlefish: Phew! Somebody got the drop on me! Anyone else feelin' a bit parched?

Cuttlefish: Also feeling a bit lighter. And waaay flatter.

Marie: Talking squid jerky? You're alive?!

Callie: Thank goodness you're, uh, alright...ish...

Callie: Hey, wait! We're still in danger!

Callie: The rocket! The fuzz!

Marie: But we'll never catch that rocket. It's impossible.

Marie: What can we do...

Frye: HOOOLD UP A SEC!

Frye: Sounds like you folks need some help... and Deep Cut is here to steal the spotlight!

Frye: Swirl it up, eels!

Shiver: Your turn, Master Mega!

Big Man: Aaay! (Here!)

Cuttlefish: Stay fresh up there, kid!

Callie: Go, Agent 3!

Callie: The fate of the world is in your hands!

Marie: You too, li'l Smallfry!

After Agent 3 lands in space:

Callie: YES! We did it!

Marie: Wait. Where's Mr. Grizz?

Mr. Grizz: Well, well. Such dedication to your work.

Mr. Grizz: I think you've earned yourself a break.

Mr. Grizz: Now come here... SO I CAN BREAK YOU.

Dialogue during the boss fight's gameplay (Part 1, Rocketship Traversing)
Callie: A golden egg! You might be able to use that!

Marie: Nice work, Agent 3- and Smallfry too! Keep going!

Marie: What's up with the oozy splotches on his belly?

Callie: Whoa! A fuzzball came out!

Mr. Grizz: You're not clocking out that easily.

Marie: More Fuzzy Ooze!

Marie: What's he doing? Rolling over?

Callie: He's making the whole rocket rotate! Move with the rotation, Agent 3!

Callie: Keep it up! You're halfway through a full rotation!

Marie: All right! There's the fuzzball!

Mr. Grizz: Ah, a setback. But this is a GROWTH INDUSTRY!

Callie: Where'd he go?

Marie: Looks like he's gonna roll again. Brace yourself!

Callie: Mr. Grizz is sitting down! He's up to something...

Callie: Finish this, Agent 3! NOW!

After Agent 3 destroys the final fuzzball (Part 1 transition into Part 2)
Mr. Grizz: You are proactive, aren't you...

Mr. Grizz: But it's time to clock out. In a few moments, Earth will be ruled by mammals once again.

DJ Octavio: GYAH HAH HAH! Not if I crash your big finish!

DJ Octavio: You're not dropping this beat on OUR turf!

Callie: We'll hype you up from here, Agent 3!

Shiver: Listen up! It's going down...

Shiver: Repping the Splatlands, we are DEEP CUT!

Frye: Ready up there?

Frye: Let's bust that bear!

Big Man: AY, AAY!

Shiver: You lip-synch...

Shiver: We drip ink-

Callie: SHIVER, FRYE, AND BIG MAAAN!

Marie: Oh. Our turn?

Cuttlefish: Hit it!

DJ Octavio: That heavenly melody!

Cuttlefish: Look! Marine-life is flowing up there!

Frye: Streams of light...

Shiver: "Three lights... united to consume disaster..."

Frye: It is as it was foretold. Behold! HUGEFRY!

Big Man: AAAY! (OHHH YEAH!)

Callie: WHOA! Smallfry and Mr. Grizz got HUGE-IFIED!

Callie: They’re so… ADORABLE!

Marie (Speaking for the Captain): “The bear is filled with Fuzzy Ooze! Eliminate the Fuzzballs to help Hugefry!”

Marie: Er, just quoting the Captain here.

Marie: He’s trying to deliver the Fuzzy Ooze himself! You’ve got to stop him!

Frye: You ooze, you lose. Go back to Ursa WHINER!

Cuttlefish: You ready, Octavio?

DJ Octavio: GYAH HA HA! Pilot hatch unlocked!

DJ Octavio: Fuzzballs… meet my Ink Vac! Hop in, Agent 3!

Callie: You heard him! Steer the Octobot King and vacuum those Fuzzballs up!

Marie: We only have 3 minutes and 33 seconds before he slams into the Earth! Hurry!

Dialogue during the boss fight’s gameplay (Part 2, Vacuuming the Fuzzballs)
Frye: Hop in with ZL, and use L to steer and move forward!

Shiver: The Ink Vac will stretch waaay out there if you hold down ZR!

Marie: Watch out! Enemies incoming!

Callie: Heads up! Enemies are boarding!

Cuttlefish: Oho! It’s working!

Callie: There are more Fuzzballs up ahead! Get the next one!

Cuttlefish: Yo, Octavio! Check it out!

Cuttlefish: There are fake Fuzzballs floatin’ out there! Be careful!

Marie: You can’t suck up the fakes? Yikes!

DJ Octavio: GYAH! Don't fall for the fakes! You can't suck 'em up!

Frye: OK, OK! Only two left!

DJ Octavio: GYAH HA HA! NICE!

Shiver: His back is wide open!

Big Man: Aaay! (Suck it up!)

DJ Octavio: Keep the enemy in sight, and aim carefully!

Marie: Watch out! Enemies incoming!

Callie: Heads up! Enemies are boarding!

Shiver: Down to two minutes!

DJ Octavio: GYAH HA HA! NICE!

Callie: Yesss! Just one more to go!

Marie: This is it, Agent 3! IT'S NOW OR NEVER!

Frye: YES! Go, Hugefry! Get in there!

Shiver: That's it! Keep holding him down!

Big Man: Aaay! (Now! While you can!)

Big Man: AAAY! (One minute left!)

After sucking up the final Fuzzball
Callie: We got all of the Fuzzballs... Now what?

DJ Octavio: I'll tell you what! We fire that fuzz right back!

Marie (Speaking for the Captain): "Blast the stuffing out of him with ZR!" That's an order from the Captain!

Cuttlefish: First rule of battlefield! NEVER GIVE UP!

Callie: BOOYAAAAAAAAAH!

Callie: WAAH! We're out of time!

After blasting the stuffing out
Mr. Grizz: It seems all of my work... has been for nothing.

Mr. Grizz: The times have changed. The world can never be the same as it was. Moving forward... is the future.

Mr. Grizz: I suppose this is it, then.

Mr. Grizz: You will not recieve service paaa aaay ...

After Return of the Mammalians Boss Fight and Deep Cut broadcast
Callie: Agent 3! Agent 3!

Callie: I'm so glad you're okay! I mean... I knew you would be!

Marie: Nicely done.

Marie: We saw it all. The daring. The bravery. The inkcredible skills. Who knew Smallfry could do all that! A-and you were there too!

Callie: Yeah! Agent 3 basically saved the planet. Does anyone other than us realize that?

Cuttlefish: Bein' a hero, well... it's a real trip. A voyage, if you will. Some kinda... tour... where you go places...

Cuttlefish: Booyah!

Marie: Uh... well said, Gramps. Oh, the captain was full of praise for you too. There was a heartfelt nod of approval.

Callie: Hear, hear!

Callie: Well, until next time...

Marie: Stay fresh!