No Whammy Station

No Whammy Station is a test in Splatoon 2 paid downloadable content, the Octo Expansion. This station is unlocked after clearing Bust & Run Station, Dinky Ink Station, or Can't Touch This Station.

Access
The player must clear either Bust & Run Station,  Dinky Ink Station, or  Can't Touch This Station to access this test. The shortest way to access this station is to clear Can't Touch This Station.

Overview
Agent 8 must defend an orb being assaulted by Octozeppelins and Octomissiles from afar for one minute by using an Ink Cannon.

When the mission starts, there are four launchers - one Octomissile launcher and one Octozeppelin launcher on each side. At 25 seconds, six more launchers appear, four being Octomissile launchers and two being Octozeppelin launchers. The player has 5 lives to complete this station. Failure to do so will result in C.Q. Cumber splatting them.

Mem cake
"I leave without ceremony. Don't be too sore I wanted more. My sincerest apology."

- DJ Octavio mem cake

Completing this test awards the player with the DJ Octavio mem cake.

English
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S2 Icon C.Q. Cumber 2.png C.Q. Cumbergreen
"Please defend the orb."

"If the orb is destroyed, you will fail."

"Shooting the orb will help it recover some health, so keep that in mind."

"The orb broke - test failed."

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S2 Icon Cap'n Cuttlefish.png Cap'n Cuttlefishgreen
"Blast those Octomissiles by shooting the turf just in front of them!"

"Aim for the tip of the tentacle on those Octozeppelins!"

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S2 Icon Marina 2.png Marinagreen
"You must protect the orb from enemy attacks!"

"Octomissile inbound - up to the right!"

"Octozeppelins approaching from the left and right!"

"You can shoot the orb to recover some of its health!"

"Octozeppelins approaching from behind as well!"

"More Octomissiles inbound - from up to the right!"

"Cya! Shoot the orb to recover some of its health!"

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S2 Icon Pearl 2.png Pearlgreen
"Octomissile incoming from the left!"

"Just 30 seconds left! You're good, right?"

"More Octomissiles inbound from the left!"

"Ten seconds left! Let's go, Eight!"

"Watch out - it's taking damage!"

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Trivia

 * This station has Inkling versions of "mamehon key holders" floating in the background. These miniature book keychains were popular in Japan in the latter half of the twentieth century.
 * The Dutch title and subtitle allude to this.

Etymology
The title and subtitle are a reference to the eighties game show Press Your Luck, where a cartoon character called "Whammy" would appear on the game's losing spaces.