Squid Sisters' conversations in Tentakeel Outpost

Starting from the Version 3.0.0 update for Splatoon 2, after the player beats the final boss of the game's story mode and subsequently enters Tentakeel Outpost for the second time, Callie will appear at Cuttlefish Cabin, alongside Marie. Players can join their conversation, and hear the players' stats from the last 50 multiplayer battles from Callie.

Introduction
The first time the player interacts with Callie and Marie, the following dialogue occurs:

General dialogue
After four consecutive general dialogues, Callie and Marie will remain silent but have their thoughts shown instead.

The first thought line is always preceded by:

A randomly ordered set of six thoughts will infinitely loop no matter how many times the player interacts with Callie and Marie, until the player leaves the immediate area or waits until Callie and Marie resume talking. Each line is only spoken once per inquiry, but are compiled in the following table:

The recommended weapon of the day is universal for all players and is only shown if the player is connected to the internet. The variable text is highlighted in orange.

Agent 4 Factopedia
If the player has not participated in any multiplayer battles, then Callie and Marie will only perform general dialogues. The first time the player interacts with Callie and Marie following their introduction, and having played in a multiplayer battle at least once, the following dialogue occurs:

Each subsequent conversation about the player's stats begins with Callie saying the following line:

The following dialogues contain the player's stats. Each topic has a regular format where the variable text is highlighted in orange.

Trivia

 * The Agent 4 Factopedia will still keep track of the player's latest multiplayer stats if they played as an Octoling during that time.