User:PSciJ

(Currently a work in progress) Hey! I’m pSciJ, or CJ. I’m an octoling by heart, avid brush user, and Toni Kensa enjoyer. I’m a fan of Splatfests and Salmon Run! I started playing Splatoon the moment it came out on the WiiU. I don’t really know what to put here so okay!

Favorite
Rainmaker

This is the mode that gives you the most freedom in your movement. The Rainmaker is also really fun to control and I love how battles can be won in a snap.

Least Favorite
Clam Blitz

This mode requires communication, so it’s best played with friends, and I have no friends, I play Splatoon. That means games last for an hour, which makes every game boring and annoying!

Favorite
Steel Eel

This has the most unique concept of all Salmonids. I also really like saying the name Steel Eel. (Steel Eel…)

Least Favorite
Stinger

For some reason these guys always come in packs of three, and they always target me. I really hope they don’t return in Splatoon 3, and if they somehow do, I’ll cry myself to sleep. (#1 best Splatoon song)

Favorite
Ruins of Ark Polaris

1) Super lore-heavy. 2) Easily the best-looking salmon run stage in the game. 3) I love the grind rails, and it makes Glowflies and Grillers actually manageable, and 4) It’s actually fun on every tide.

Least Favorite
Lost Outpost

The walls on this stage can easily trap you in and kill you, especially if there are multiple Steel Eels, Scrappers, or god forbid Steelhead. It’s sad that low tide here is the best tide in this stage.

#7:
Pearl

Pearl’s solo and personality are the things that don’t make her a bad idol. Unfortunately, I don’t really like the rest. I really don’t like her design (although her octo expansion outfit is pretty nice), and she has horrible opinions.

#6:
Frye

We don’t know much about Frye currently. When we see her personality (and maybe involvement in the plot as a villian eyes emoji), she could be bumped higher or lower on this list, but she has a better design than Pearl. I like her huge eyes, and her bag pants are dumb but cool. She seems like the dumb and energetic type, which I also like too.

#5:
Callie

The fact that Callie is Number 5 really shows how solid every idol is. I really like her design, and I feel like she pulls off the dumb and energetic role a lot better than Frye. Even though I like Marie better, I made a Mii of her exclusively because I love her design so much, if we were talking about looks alone, she’d definitely be way higher on this list.

#4:
Marie

Getting this out of the way, her personality is the best out of any idol (But Shiver may take that when we see her lore and please villain role more eyes emoji). I love her snarky attitude, and she’s one of the few characters to actually make me audibly laugh by herself alone. I also really want to steal her closet (Even though I’m a guy, she just has really good taste in fashion).

#3:
Marina

Marina is this high up because of lore alone. If it weren’t for Octo Expansion, she’d probably be under Marie (maybe even under Callie if Octo Expansion focused on Squid Sisters). She has the deepest lore of any of the idols or maybe any character (Expect Tartar I guess). She also has a great design and I’ll say it, Nasty Majesty is the best song in the series, hands down. The only thing holding her back is her blank-slate personality.

#2:
Shiver

Please let Shiver be a villain please Nogami give me Shiver lore and I’ll give you the world! She’s definitely the coolest of the idols and the best designed. If she lost her Octoling attributes, I could totally see her in a Japaneese JRPG. The fact that we have no lore about her and she’s number 2 really stresses her beatutiful design.

#1:
Big Man

Was there really any question? Big man is 333/10. Best opinions, best lore, and he’s definitely the hottest character in gaming history. Tifa Lockhart can’t even compare to the gorgeousness that is the lagre male specimen.