User:Chaos Agent

"The wiki... So well kept! I'll be out of a job!"

- A man who wants to hit his head against a keyboard repeatedly.

A Bit of Background
I'm Chaos Agent. No worries, I'm not a vandal, nor will I ever be. I've been part of a forum for a fangame, Pokémon Insurgence, so I get the gist of this kind of stuff. I'm nitpicky when it comes to grammar. Splatoon 2 was the first actual game I played for hours on end. I'll help with rewriting anything! (Sans the obvious fanon, I have no idea how you pull that off.)

Some Stuff About You

 * You are, which isn't a bad name.
 * You've been here on Inkipedia since . Good one for being on the team of editors!
 * You've made edits. Keep on editing!

Musings of a Tired Man (Edited Whenever My Laziness Kicks In)

 * Shout out to Rassicas and Ardnin  for their research on Inkling (The language, not the species)!
 * This has been one of the most orderly wikis for a while... Until Jelfonzo's shirt was translated.
 * I have a grudge against Chaos, being an "Orderling" (Gent, gal, and other pronouns who chose Order). But now, it seems REALLY fun.
 * Splatoon 2 is the second game I've played the longest on Switch, behind Smash Bros.

Views: An Editorial on Weapons, Players and Other Carp I Can't Put in on Splatoon 2/3

 * Kensa 52. Gal: There are two types of people with this: The "HOLY CARP 20 SPLATS", and people who must like thrift stores, because their splats are so cheap.
 * Rapid Blaster Pro Deco: A name that suits its range.
 * Clash Blaster Neo: The grass is greener on the other side.
 * Anyone Decked Out with The Sennyu Suit, Mecha Armor XXX, Or Eminence: RUN.
 * Skipper Pavillion: Lateral symmetry. Because why not?
 * Angle Shooter: It should be its Japanese name. Line Marker is a better name.

My Wishes for Splatoon 3

 * A fun and balanced kit for every weapon.
 * Patches that help the game get more diverse weapon usage.
 * No more nerfed-to-heaven weapons, *Cough cough Range Blaster cough cough*.
 * Being able to customize what stage and ink color you want without private battles.