User:ToadLover9001

Hi everyone! I am ToadLover9001 on Super Mario Wiki, Inkipedia,and Bulbapedia, Darkirby on WiKirby, and TomNook8179 on Nookipedia. I LOVE SPLATOON!

Home life
So... I am FLUSTERED with classwork due to me being 8... like Agent 8's number is 8, am I right? *laugh*

Splatfest opinions
Cake VS. Ice Cream: Ice cream. Much tastier than cake! Mayo VS. Ketchup: Ketchup. I never use both, but I prefer ketchup. Mayo is just TASTELESS LARD, PEOPLE!

Cats VS. Dogs: Both. THEY ARE SO CUTE!

Chaos VS. Order: Chaos. Why Order anyway?

Squid VS. Octo: Octo. They seem to have a more interesting story and are better than squids. Am I right or not?

Bonus Splatfests I've been thinking of
New Squidbeak Splatoon VS. The Octarian Army (ALL DIVISIONS)

Mario VS. Link (ALL SPRITES)

Reprise of Cake VS. Ice Cream (COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE)

Ruby VS. Sapphire (sponsored by Steven Universe)

Binary VS. Virus (NOT MED. VIRUS; COMPUTER VIRUS)

USA VS. Japan

Soil VS. Sand

Weird VS. Fascinating

Octoprism VS. CoralStar (Caitlin Koi's work featured in inkidols.fandom.com)

Reading VS. Math

Squid Sisters VS. Off The Hook (awkward... )

Error VS. Shutdown

Magic: The Gathering VS. Hearthstone

Boo VS. Blooper (Mario Series)

Goombas (TLoZ) VS. Guardian (Zelda Series)

>_TRANSMISSION_FROM_PLANET_XAAVI_
Tysuashina lojkansa kiarainaboop. Njerimosii kilom saransamisu neirn!

Translation:

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Marina's note:

MAINFRAME HACKED.

Real translation: We want Marina. If you don't give us to her, we'll shred your planet to bits!<_END_OF_TRANSMISSION_

Uh-oh. AAA&A*A&A&A^A$%^A^^&HHH^&^!

My reply:

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