Return of the Mammalians (mission)/Quotes

The dialog includes the following characters: Callie, Marie, Craig Cuttlefish, Mr. Grizz, Frye, Shiver, Big Man, DJ Octavio, and the Captain.

Note: In the dialog boxes, Callie and Marie are referred to as Agent 1 and Agent 2.

After reaching the entrance to the rocket

 * Callie: Graaamps! We're here to save you!
 * Marie: What?
 * Callie: GRAMPS! NO!
 * Marie: Dehydrated in his prime...
 * Marie: OH!
 * Mr. Grizz: Welcome.
 * Callie: Hey, you overgrown furball! Turn Gramps back into... Gramps!
 * Mr. Grizz: Valued employees... we appreciate your feedback. However, it will not be implemented at this time.
 * Marie: What's that supposed to mean?!
 * Mr. Grizz: It means the end of your employment.
 * Mr. Grizz: ...And the end of the world as you know it, to be clear.
 * Mr. Grizz: As per my memo, I will be coating the planet in Fuzzy Ooze in an effort to restore balance.
 * Mr. Grizz: Don't call it "Hairmegeddon". HR doesn't like it.

After Mr. Grizz uses the rocket

 * Callie: No... The rocket...
 * Marie: Graaamps!
 * Marie: He's... he's all dried up...
 * Callie: But how...
 * Callie: HUH?!
 * Cuttlefish: Phew! Somebody got the drop on me! Anyone else feelin' a bit parched?
 * Cuttlefish: Also feeling a bit lighter. And waaay flatter.
 * Marie: Talking squid jerky? You're alive?!
 * Callie: Thank goodness you're, uh, alright...ish...
 * Callie: Hey, wait! We're still in danger!
 * Callie: The rocket! The fuzz!
 * Marie: But we'll never catch that rocket. It's impossible.
 * Marie: What can we do...
 * Frye: HOOOLD UP A SEC!
 * Frye: Sounds like you folks need some help... and Deep Cut is here to steal the spotlight!
 * Frye: Swirl it up, eels!
 * Shiver: Your turn, Master Mega!
 * Big Man: Aaay! (Here!)
 * Cuttlefish: Stay fresh up there, kid!
 * Callie: Go, Agent 3!
 * Callie: The fate of the world is in your hands!
 * Marie: You too, li'l Smallfry!

After Agent 3 lands in space

 * Callie: YES! We did it!
 * Marie: Wait. Where's Mr. Grizz?
 * Mr. Grizz: Well, well. Such dedication to your work.
 * Mr. Grizz: I think you've earned yourself a break.
 * Mr. Grizz: Now come here... SO I CAN BREAK YOU.

Dialogue during the boss fight's gameplay (Part 1, Rocketship Traversing)

 * Callie: A golden egg! You might be able to use that!
 * Marie: Nice work, Agent 3- and Smallfry too! Keep going!
 * Marie: What's up with the oozy splotches on his belly?
 * Callie: Whoa! A fuzzball came out!
 * Mr. Grizz: You're not clocking out that easily.
 * Marie: More Fuzzy Ooze!
 * Marie: What's he doing? Rolling over?
 * Callie: He's making the whole rocket rotate! Move with the rotation, Agent 3!
 * Callie: Keep it up! You're halfway through a full rotation!
 * Marie: All right! There's the fuzzball!
 * Mr. Grizz: Ah, a setback. But this is a GROWTH INDUSTRY!
 * Callie: Where'd he go?
 * Marie: Looks like he's gonna roll again. Brace yourself!
 * Callie: Mr. Grizz is sitting down! He's up to something...
 * Callie: Finish this, Agent 3! NOW!

After Agent 3 destroys the final fuzzball (Part 1 transition into Part 2)

 * Mr. Grizz: You are proactive, aren't you...
 * Mr. Grizz: But it's time to clock out. In a few moments, Earth will be ruled by mammals once again.
 * DJ Octavio: GYAH HAH HAH! Not if I crash your big finish!
 * DJ Octavio: You're not dropping this beat on OUR turf!
 * Callie: We'll hype you up from here, Agent 3!
 * Shiver: Listen up! It's going down...
 * Shiver: Repping the Splatlands, we are DEEP CUT!
 * Frye: Ready up there?
 * Frye: Let's bust that bear!
 * Big Man: AY, AAY!
 * Shiver: You lip-synch...
 * Shiver: We drip ink-
 * Callie: SHIVER, FRYE, AND BIG MAAAN!
 * Marie: Oh. Our turn?
 * Cuttlefish: Hit it!
 * DJ Octavio: That heavenly melody!
 * Cuttlefish: Look! Marine-life is flowing up there!
 * Frye: Streams of light...
 * Shiver: "Three lights... united to consume disaster..."
 * Frye: : It is as it was foretold. Behold! HUGEFRY!
 * Big Man: AAAY! (OHHH YEAH!)
 * Callie: WHOA! Smallfry and Mr. Grizz got HUGE-IFIED!
 * Callie: They’re so… ADORABLE!
 * Marie (Speaking for the Captain): “The bear is filled with Fuzzy Ooze! Eliminate the Fuzzballs to help Hugefry!”
 * Marie: Er, just quoting the Captain here.
 * Marie: He’s trying to deliver the Fuzzy Ooze himself! You’ve got to stop him!
 * Frye: You ooze, you lose. Go back to Ursa WHINER!
 * Cuttlefish: You ready, Octavio?
 * DJ Octavio: GYAH HA HA! Pilot hatch unlocked!
 * DJ Octavio: Fuzzballs… meet my Ink Vac! Hop in, Agent 3!
 * Callie: You heard him! Steer the Octobot King and vacuum those Fuzzballs up!
 * Marie: We only have 3 minutes and 33 seconds before he slams into the Earth! Hurry!

Dialogue during the boss fight’s gameplay (Part 2, Vacuuming the Fuzzballs)

 * Frye: Hop in with ZL, and use L to steer and move forward!
 * Shiver: The Ink Vac will stretch waaay out there if you hold down ZR!
 * Marie: Watch out! Enemies incoming!
 * Callie: Heads up! Enemies are boarding!
 * Cuttlefish: Oho! It’s working!
 * Callie: There are more Fuzzballs up ahead! Get the next one!
 * Cuttlefish: Yo, Octavio! Check it out!
 * Cuttlefish: There are fake Fuzzballs floatin’ out there! Be careful!
 * Marie: You can’t suck up the fakes? Yikes!
 * DJ Octavio: GYAH! Don't fall for the fakes! You can't suck 'em up!
 * Frye: OK, OK! Only two left!
 * DJ Octavio: GYAH HA HA! NICE!
 * Shiver: His back is wide open!
 * Big Man: Aaay! (Suck it up!)
 * DJ Octavio: Keep the enemy in sight, and aim carefully!
 * Marie: Watch out! Enemies incoming!
 * Callie: Heads up! Enemies are boarding!
 * Shiver: Down to two minutes!
 * DJ Octavio: GYAH HA HA! NICE!
 * Callie: Yesss! Just one more to go!
 * Marie: This is it, Agent 3! IT'S NOW OR NEVER!
 * Frye: YES! Go, Hugefry! Get in there!
 * Shiver: That's it! Keep holding him down!
 * Big Man: Aaay! (Now! While you can!)
 * Big Man: AAAY! (One minute left!)

After sucking up the final Fuzzball

 * Callie: We got all of the Fuzzballs... Now what?
 * DJ Octavio: I'll tell you what! We fire that fuzz right back!
 * Marie (Speaking for the Captain): "Blast the stuffing out of him with ZR!" That's an order from the Captain!
 * Cuttlefish: First rule of battlefield! NEVER GIVE UP!
 * Callie: BOOYAAAAAAAAAH!
 * Callie: WAAH! We're out of time!

After blasting the stuffing out

 * Mr. Grizz: It seems all of my work... has been for nothing.
 * Mr. Grizz: The times have changed. The world can never be the same as it was. Moving forward... is the future.
 * Mr. Grizz: I suppose this is it, then.
 * Mr. Grizz: You will not recieve severance paaa aaay ...

After Return of the Mammalians Boss Fight and Deep Cut broadcast

 * Callie: Agent 3! Agent 3!
 * Callie: I'm so glad you're okay! I mean... I knew you would be!
 * Marie: Nicely done.
 * Marie: We saw it all. The daring. The bravery. The inkcredible skills. Who knew Smallfry could do all that! A-and you were there too!
 * Callie: Yeah! Agent 3 basically saved the planet. Does anyone other than us realize that?
 * Cuttlefish: Bein' a hero, well... it's a real trip. A voyage, if you will. Some kinda... tour... where you go places...
 * Captain: Booyah!
 * Marie: Uh... well said, Gramps. Oh, the captain was full of praise for you too. There was a heartfelt nod of approval.
 * Callie: Hear, hear!
 * Callie: Well, until next time...
 * Marie: Stay fresh!