User:Wow

Conspiracy #1:

ShrimpPin is a well known administrator on this website.

ShrimpPin. Let's break those words apart. What do we get? Yes. Shrimp Pin. Shrimp. A shrimp is a kind of underwater creature. Pin. A pin is a kind of pointy metal thingy.

ShrimpPin's real name is Ned. Ned. Think of Ned Needlefish from the famous television program Spongebob Squarepants. Fish. A fish is a kind of underwater creature. Needle. A needle is a kind of pointy metal thingy.

So, let me ask you, does this mean anything? Is our fellow ShrimpPin hiding anything from us? We may never know...

Conspiracy #2:

Everybody has been wondering when Nintendo will release the Octolings to be playable.

Well I have the answer:

Octo-lings will be available in Octo-ber. *mind blown*