Deep Cut/Quotes


 * This page is for general quotes by Deep Cut.

=English quotes=

Newscasts
Listen up! It's going down...

Repping the Splatlands, we are DEEP CUT!

Anarchy Splatcast! We're live!

Ay! (Here we go!)

You lip-synch, we drip ink...

Ay, ay, ay! (Shiver, Frye, and Big Man!)

Current Stages

Let's see the current battle stages.

Drumroll! Budda-dudda-budda-dudda... BAM!

Anarchy Splatcast End

And that's it...for now.

Ooo, spicy!/ Ay! (Let's get outta here!)

Catch ya later!

Big Run
Ay! Ayayay! (Hot off the press! Big Man here with super big news!)

Are you okay? You're shook!

Ay! (I'm okay—it's just that I have this urgent announcement from Grizzco)

Right, they're hiring. They're always hiring. It's not really news. Lemme see the report...

GYAAAH! This is a orange alert!

Wait—we're under attack? Is that what that means? The Salmonids are coming?!

General Splatfest quotes
Ay! Ay! (Breaking news you two!)

Oh? What's got your fins aflapping?

Shiver! You outta know. It's that time!

AAAY! Ay. (SPLATFEEEEEEST! Ahem. It's time for a Splatfest.)

Ooo! I like a Splatfest.

YEAHHH! TIME TO PARTY!

What's the theme? What's the theme?

Ay... (Hold your seahorses... The info's still downloading...)

I've got it! The theme is... Huh. Well, THAT is fascinating...

Ugh, hurry up and spill it! You're hogging the Splatfest vibes!

Chill. I'm getting ready to announce it. Ahem...

Aaay, aaay! (C'mon, c'mon!)

Without further ado, this Splatfest theme will be none other than...

Drumroll! Budda-dudda-budda-dudda... BAM!

During the Splatfest

And that's all for now. Make sure to get your votes in!

Ay! Ay. (Don't forget your Splatfest Tee! Check the equip menu after you vote.)

Splatfest Results

Ay! Ay! (Breaking news! Hot off the press!)

Hm? What's got you all flustered?

AY! (It's the Splatfest results. Get hype!)

Don't need to tell me twice. YEAHHH!

Alright! Here we go...

First up, Splatfest Sneak Peek results! The team with the most orange was...

Wow! They crushed it!

Most Votes Splatfest Results

Next up...which team got the orange! Get on the bandwagon for...

Ay...ay... (C'mon, c'mon...)

Tsss-tt-tsss-tt-tsssh...

Ayayayayayaaay...

POW! HAHA!

AY!

No way!

Ay? Ay! (What's next? Tell meee!)

Most Clout Splatfest Results

Time for a orange check! Open, Pro, and Tricolor Clout results incoming!

All at once? Hold up—I need a moment to cool off before all this excitement...

Bumb-budda-bumb-dudda-bumb-budda...

Ayayayayayaaay...

BOOM!

AY!

Wheeeeew!

AAAY!

Splatfest Final Results

And last but not least...the part you've been waiting for...

orange, right? SPILL 'EM!

Listen up! It's going down... The overall Splatfest win goes to...

Ay! Ay... (Ack! I can't take the suspense...)

BOOM!

POW! HAHA!

Updates
General Update Quotes

Ay! Ay! (Update! I've got an update!)

What is it? What is it?

Ay! (Heads up—the game was updated!)

Check the official site for details.

Inkopolis Update

OK, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Good news! Then I can pretend I didn't hear the bad news afterward.

Alright! Well, if you can believe it, they're finally done rebuilding the orange!

Ay? Ay?! (Seriously? It's actually done?!)

Wow! That took forever, but it's gonna be totally worth the wait.

Ay! Ay! (Yeah! Now we can get to Inkopolis and back in a flash!)

Ay? (So, wait... What's the bad news?)

Folks from Inkopolis can also come HERE. Our TURF. Think of how hard parking will be!

What? Noooooo! I can barely find a place to park my eels as it is!

...Ay? (...But if they're riding the train, why would they need to park?)

New Season Update

Ay! Ay! (Yes! The orange has started!)

Ahahaha! Yes! I'm here for it.

Well, well! Let's see what Frye is here for, shall we?

And I'm gonna do it using some of these orange!

Ay. Ay? (Those look cool. Are any of 'em fin operated? Asking for me.)

Knock yourself out. I'll just listen to what Sheldon says. I might be the only one...

Listening? No time for it. Not when  orange JUST DROPPED!

Ay. Ay! (I'll still make time for listening. But those new stages do look good...)

You mean good for orange, right? 'Cause that's what they're there for!

Full splat ahead!

Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
Announcement

Huge news. I've got the Splatfest World Premiere theme! ROCK. PAPER. SCISSORS!

YESSS! We'll finally know which one is the all-time winner!

Game on! Get ready for Team Rock to show off our unbreakable will.

Write it in permanent ink on fancy paper...Team Paper for the win!

Ay! Ay! (Team Scissors is the sharpest! Picking scissors is always the best move.)

Hooold up. There's no such thing as the "best move" in Rock Paper Scissors!

Ay? Ay. (No? But I'm pretty sure I always win whenever I pick scissors.)

Um, have you ever heard of "rock"? It's literally the most solid choice.

I broke a rock once. Sell me on this...

Rock is the shape of a triumphant fist held high. It's solid. Stable. A firm foundation. It's-

I'ma stop you right there. If that's all you've got, consider me Team Paper!

Ay? Ay? (Paper? Really?)

Paper can fold into sharp shapes! And you can write DEVASTATING things on paper.

Ay. Ay! (No, no. Scissors are strongest! They're already sharp! No folding required!)

Not when you make scissors out of your fingers. But a "rock hand" is pure power!

Ay! (B-but finger scissors are complicated! They, uh...work your mind? And stuff...)

Do you even have fingers?! Suddenly you're the finger expert around here?

Ay! (I made up my mind, which is strong, thanks to finger scissors. Team Scissors!)

Big Man...that is the most...COMPELLING argument I've heard. I'm sold!

Whatever. Don't bring weak finger scissors to a rock fight. This is in the bag!

Ooo, bags are made of paper. I'm back to Team Paper! All about that pulp life!

Ay! (Scissors make confetti, which I will shower you all with at my victory parade!)

During the Splatfest

The Splatfest World Premiere is on now! Choose a team-Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

Ay! (Join on the fun by choosing a team at the Pledge Box in the square!)

Splatfest Results

Yesss. Team Rock wins it!

Ooo! It was so close though!

Aaay! (Too close for comfort. Like using a rock for a pillow.)

Big Man, that makes no sense. Anyway, congrats Team Rock! What a battle!

Shout out to Team Paper! We almost turned 'em into pulp.

Ay! (Don't forget Team Scissors! Deep Cut thanks you, uh, deeply...)

And that's a wrap on the Splatfest World Premiere. Well played, everyone!

Can't wait for the next one!

Ay, aaay! (Thanks for your support! Hope to see you soon!)

Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun
Announcement

What would you bring to a deserted island? Gear, grub, or fun?

Ay! Aaay! (Yes! I daydream about this all the time!)

Fascinating choices. It looks like we get to pick Team Gear, Team Grub, or Team Fun.

Easy! Grub is food, and ya gotta food it up to live. Team Grub! Plus, food tastes good!

Ay? Ay? (You need food to live? Have you tried swimming with your mouth open?)

...Hold on-I'm having a thought. Could I eat a sleeping bag? Y'know, in a pinch?

Ay. Ay. (Nope. Don't ask me how I know.)

That's why I'm on Team Gear. I'll HARVEST food and be living in comfort. Unbothered.

Meanwhile, you'll be shivering in the dark, eating ice-cold enchiladas off a leaf.

Yeah, but I'll still have enchiladas! You'll have enchilNADA. And no chill either!

Plus, eating is fun! I'll see how much pizza I can eat, then try to break my own record.

Aaay? (Who said anything about unlimited pizza? What if all you get is lima beans?)

Ay? (Anyway, what's the point on living on an island if it's no fun? I'm Team FUN!)

Surprise, surprise. Enlighten us, Big Man. How will you entertain yourself?

Ay...ay! (I'd bring cards! And, uh...different cards. Hm. OH! Tableturf Battle cards!)

Oh, that WOULD be fun. Grrr! Now I don't know what to do!

Who are you going to play against? A caterpillar? And how will you stay warm?

Ugh, boring problems. I stick to the acronym KISS. "Keep It Salami, Stupid"! TEAM GRUB!

Ay! Ay! (Team Fun for life! Join me if you want to have funnnnnn!)

During the Splatfest

The Splatfest is on now! What would you bring to a deserted island-Gear, Grub, or Fun?

Ay! (Join on the fun by choosing a team at the Pledge Box in the square!)

After the Splatfest

And there we have it. A well-fought victory for Team Gear!

Ooo! They got us with all those tools. Argh!

Aaay...(Awww, Team Fun was having fun right up until we...weren't.)

I'm so proud of Team Gear. We used our wits! And the tools that we wisely chose...

Hey! Don't shortchange Team Grub. We didn't win, but we ATE.

Ay! Ay! (And Team Fun was along for the ride. WHEEEEEE!)

You know...upon reflection...it would be nice to have on-island food and entertainment.

Right? This choice was crazy hard! You can't live without gear, grub, OR fun!

Ay! (I've got an idea!)

Big Man! What's gotten into you?

Ay! Ay! (Let's live on a deserted island for real! I'm great at getting lost at sea!)

And if we do it on OUR terms, we can bring gear, grub, and fun. Or a FOURTH item?!

Whoa, whoa. All we need is the three of us to have a blast. Love ya. Mean it!

Ay! (Aw, we shouldn't leave Splatsville. But I'm glad you'd both come with me if we did!)

Grass vs. Fire vs. Water
Announcement

Ay! Ay!(Breaking news, you two!)

Oh? What's got your fins aflapping?

Shiver! You oughta know. It's that time!

AAAY! Ay. (SPLATFEEEEEEST! Ahem. It's time for a Splatfest.)

Ooo! I like a Splatfest.

YEAHHH! TIME TO PARTY!

What's the theme? What's the theme?

Ay... (Hold your seahorses... The info's still downloading...)

I've got it! The theme is... Huh. Well, THAT is fascinating...

Ugh, hurry up and spill it! You're hogging the Splatfest vibes!

Chill. I'm getting ready to announce it. Ahem...

Aaay, aaay! (C'mon, c'mon...)

Without further ado, this Splatfest theme will be none other than...

Drumroll! Budda-dudda-budda-dudda-BAM!

Ooo! It's a collab with Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet!

Which partner Pokémon would you choose? Grass-type, Fire-type, or Water-type?

Aaay! (Whoa! I wasn't expecting that!)

Too bad it's an easy choice. Grass-type Pokémon are deadly elegance personified!

FWOOSH! That's the sound of my Fire-type Pokémon incinerating your grassy elegance!

Aaay! (Meanwhile, I'm just vibing and riding the waves. You know i'm going Water-type!)

It's not which is "strongest" or "coolest." Which makes the best PARTNER?!

Why are you looking at me like that?

Ay. Ay. (But Water-types ARE the best partners. Fins down.)

...Ay. (...Except for the both of you, I mean. Water-types have the fewest weaknesses!)

How do you know so much about this?

Aaay? (I guess us smooth, sleek, wave-ridin' creatures stick together, y'know?)

Whoa, yeah! You'd totally be a Water-type Pokémon. You're not a Pokémon, right?

I suppose my lovely sharks DO enjoy the water. That's something!

But no. For my first partner Pokémon, the logical choice is Grass-type.

Don't I deserve the most relaxing type of Pokémon after winning both Splatfests?

Wow. WOW. You went there, huh?

Yeah, Shiver. Why don't you sit this one out after all that hard work?

Meanwhile, I'll be forging a bond with my partner Pokémon in the fires of friendship!

Plus, you can't Frye without a little heat. LIGHT IT UP! Fire-types, let's do this!

There you go, thinking in terms of pure power again. It's cute.

Ay... Ay! (Wait... but if we're talking power, Water-types drench Fire-types!)

And Grass-types mop the floor with Water-types. This is why Power is a dead end.

But... Fire-types are strong against Grass-types! That means they're best, right? During the Splatfest

And that's all for now. Make sure to get your votes in!

Ay! Ay. (Don't forget your Splatfest Tee! Check the Equip menu after you vote.)

Splatfest Results

Ay? Ay! Ay! (How about that? We won! Team Water wins!)

M-my team lost? How is this possible?!

No! I can't believe Team Fire fizzled out...

Ay. Ay! (I'm so proud of our teamwork. We came. We splashed. We conquered!)

I'll take this opportunity to congratulate my team as well. Team Grass stood tall!

Well, you can't say Team Fire didn't bring the heat. We went out in a blaze of glory!

I hate to say it, but Team Water really earned the W.

Whoa. Water starts with W! So, uh...what Shiver said. I can't top that.

Ay? (So are you all convinced? Are we all getting in the Team Water pool together?)

Ay? (What I mean is...we're all picking the Water-type first partner Pokémon, right?)

Big Man! I thought you were the Pokémon expert around here.

If we all choose the same type, it'll be harder to complete the Pokédex!

Aaay! Ay. Ay! (You're right! I let the water get to my head. Forget everything I said!)

Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour
Announcement

Ay! Ay! (Breaking news, you two!)

Oh? What's got your fins aflapping?

Shiver! You oughta know. It's that time!

AAAY! Ay. (SPLATFEEEEEEST! Ahem. It's time for a Splatfest.)

Ooo! I like a Splatfest.

YEAHHH! TIME TO PARTY!

What's the theme? What's the theme?

Ay... (Hold your seahorses... The info's still downloading...)

I've got it! The theme is... Huh. Well, THAT is fascinating...

Ugh, hurry up and spill it! You're hogging the Splatfest vibes!

Chill. I'm getting ready to announce it. Ahem...

Aaay, aaay! (C'mon, c'mon...)

Without further ado, this Splatfest theme will be none other than...

Drumroll! Budda-dudda-budda-dudda-BAM!

What's your favorite taste sensation? Sweet, spicy, or sour?

No WAY—I'm hungry now! I had breakfast, and lunch. Is "lunner" a thing?

Let's dig into the teams. First, Team Spicy, bringer of the heat. Make it hurt and burnnn!

You know what's better than hurting? Not hurting. Sweet is the taste of happy!

Ay! Ay. (Grow up, both of you! Real taste heads know that sour flavors are superior.)

I'm not actually picky about food, y'know. I'll eat anything!

...Ay? Ay! (...Like all my snacks? Yeah, I know!)

Is THAT where my wasabi munchy snacks went? Frye!

If it makes you feel any better, I wasn't into them at all. They made my nose too tingly!

That's the best part! I can't get enough of that sensation...

Still, I can see how a sweet tooth like you couldn't handle it. Just look at your coffee.

What's wrong with my coffee? It's delish! Like a drinkable candy bar!

You need to apologize to your barista for the things you make them do to coffee.

Aw, c'mon. That sweet sugar buzz is what gets me going! It's the source of my power!

Ay! Ay! (Power rhymes with sour, and sour is the best of all! Like...pickled plums!)

Ewww, Big Man! You're drooling!

Ay. Ay! (That's pickled plums for you. Just you wait. I'll make you some! Sour squad!)

Oh, my tongue is far too scorched by curry and kimchi to taste sour stuff. Team Spicy!

This is going to be a piece of cake for Team Sweet. Get it? CAKE.

Ay! (Pucker up, because this Splatfest is sours for the taking!)

During the Splatfest

And that's all for now. Make sure to get your votes in!

Ay! Ay. (Don't forget your Splatfest Tee! Check the Equip menu after you vote.)

Splatfest Results

Team Sweet wins!

I can't believe it. People really went for the safety of sweets over savage spices?

Ay! (And sour! Don't forget the, uhhh... subtle and sublime sensation of sour!)

Too late—forgotten! Congrats to everyone on Team Sweet. How sweet it is!

I simply can't believe that Team Spicy didn't burn hot enough.

Ay. (I'm not sour about it. But if I were, that would be good, because sour is good.)

It's just... sweets are so NICE. Who would have known Team Sweet had it in them?

Ay. (Maybe the both of us just bit off more than we could chew. Spicy OR sour.)

Speaking of...to celebrate, we should go to the all-you-can-sweet buffet now!

Ay? (The...what?)

She's been talking about it nonstop. Apparently it's a buffet... but for candy.

That's exactly right! It's almost like I invented it in a dream...

But don't worry— they have something for everyone. Even curry and pickled plums!

If I see a single jelly bean floating in my curry...

Dark Chocolate vs. Milk Chocolate vs. White Chocolate
Announcement

Ay! Ay! (Breaking news, you two!)

Oh? What's got your fins aflapping?

Shiver! You oughta know. It's that time!

AAAY! Ay. (SPLATFEEEEEEST! Ahem. It's time for a Splatfest.)

Ooo! I like a Splatfest.

YEAHHH! TIME TO PARTY!

What's the theme? What's the theme?

Ay... (Hold your seahorses... The info's still downloading...)

I've got it! The theme is... Huh. Well, THAT is fascinating...

Ugh, hurry up and spill it! You're hogging the Splatfest vibes!

Chill. I'm getting ready to announce it. Ahem...

Aaay, aaay! (C'mon, c'mon...)

Without further ado, this Splatfest theme will be none other than...

Drumroll! Budda-dudda-budda-dudda-BAM!

What's your favorite chocolate? Dark, milk, or white?

YOOOOOO! Is this because Team Sweet just rocked everyone's taste buds?

Not so fast! Dark Chocolate is the best. It's rich and sublime instead of just...sweet.

JUST sweet? How dare you. Milk chocolate's perfectly balanced! So mellow and creamy.

Ay! (If we're talking creamy, don't forget the velvety goodness of white chocolate!)

Ugh! Why can't we pick more than one? This is torture! I QUIT!

Whoa, calm down. We're talking about chocolate. It's yummy! It's the best!

And the best part of chocolate is the cacao, right? So dark chocolate easily wins.

And while other chocolates are mere trifles, dark chocolate has anti...somethings.

I don't remember what, but dark chocolate is good, so whatever it's against is bad.

Is that how science works?! I'd say all that dark chocolate had poisoned your brain.

Ay! Ay! (I believe in you, Shiver! It's not too late to turn from the dark side!)

Hmph. I thought I was onto something there and about to win you two over...

Ay. (Back to chocolate... White chocolate is so smooth. Like a gentle wave of flavor!)

Ay? (And did you know they use it to make other chocolate flavors, like matcha?)

Ooo, I love me some matcha. I guess white chocolate is actually pretty legit!

Awww, but I like everything about chocolate. The smell, the sweetness, the creaminess...

Ay? (So, which one of those is most important to you?)

All of them. That's why milk chocolate is the best!

Don't you see? Milk chocolate is the perfect blend of all of chocolate's best qualities!

We're never going to agree on this.

Ay? Ay? Ay! (Us? Disagree? I'm shocked!)

Let's up the stakes. Losers have to get the winner their choice of chocolate. Deal?

Fine by me. I'll be the one getting all that sweet, sweet chocolate!

Ay! Ay... (Or it could be me! Just saying...)

During the Splatfest

And that's all for now. Make sure to get your votes in!

Ay! Ay. (Don't forget your Splatfest Tee! Check the Equip menu after you vote.)

Splatfest Results

Ay! (White Chocolate glides to victory!)

Whaaat?! Run those numbers again!

Gyaaah! I was sure we'd win, I could taste it!

Ay! (Thanks, fellow white-chocolate fans! You flowed as smooth as cocoa butter!)

Hmph. Team Dark Chocolate proved their worth well enough. I can't say i'm bitter.

Team Milk Chocolate was looking pretty sweet out there too!

Ay? Ay? (You remember the deal, right? The losers buy chocolate for the winner?)

Ughhh, twist my tentacles, why don't you.

It's not as if we don't give each other chocolate this time every year anyway.

Hey, yeah! What makes this different from every other time I get Big Man chocolate?

Aaay... (Uh, Frye, I HOPE it's different from the chocolate you gave me last year.)

You mean the chocolate-covered onion?

There's a chocolate-fondue place nearby that'll let you bring anything. Shall we?

A-ay?! (If I give you both chocolate too, can we eat something normal for once?!)