User:OctoKing/Sandbox

Chapter 1: the octoling
On the floor of an abandoned train station, an octoling boy, was laying down on the floor, unconscious. He woke up to a sound, telling him to wake up. His eyes opened, seeing an old man with googly eyes yelling at him. “This fight ain’t over! Prepare for a royal whooping!” The old guy said. The Octoling was scared, and confused. He tried to back away, and the old man got confused, because most octarians were fierce, and attacking, so he put his Bamboozler down. The old guy asked for his name, and he said he didn’t have one. The old guy was shocked! The octoling lost his memory! The old guy said he must’ve lost it when he hit the ground, after battling agent 3, when someone attacked them all, and they ended up there. The old guy introduced himself as Cap’n cuttlefish, and said “Lets find a way outta here!”...with a very scratchy voice. On the boys way out, he saw there was ink his color, wondering if more were there to help him. He went further, no. No one was there. Later he saw a vault, and a device with feet marks, so he stepped on it. It gave him a Splattershot to use. He remembered that he had to find a key for the vault. There were a lot of boxes, so the key could’ve been in one of them. When he got the key, he opened up the vault. He and Cap’n cuttlefish came to a giant place, with a phone ringing. Cap’n cuttlefish tried to order pizza, when the telephone said “thank you using the Deepsea Metro today”. “THE TELEPHONE CAN SPEAK!” The Octoling said. “My primary function is to facilitate you on your journey to the promised land.” Then the phone said that if they wanted to get to the surface, they had to find all the sacred four thangs. It also talked about how no pizza was coming. Then the phone gave the octoling two items; a card, and a small machine. The telephone addressed the Octoling as "Applicant 10008", so cap’n started calling him Agent 8. Then a train came, so they went inside.

Chapter 2: the Deepsea Metro
When they got on the train, they decided to sit down for a while. Soon, a little glowing blue blob came and said “thank you for coming to the Deepsea metro today.” He talked about how Agent 8 had to go through several tests in order to find all the four thangs. “We are arriving at the first test.” He said. When Eight got there, he saw another thing that gave him a Splattershot. The test started, and he was already confused. He saw TREES. UNDERGROUND. He also saw an Octoling with a pale, blue face. Cap’n said maybe Eight should talk to her, when she started to attack agent 8. Cuttlefish said maybe he should talk a little louder, and then Eight said “YEAH, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE THAT'S GONNA WORK CAP!” He was forced to fight her. When he did, the gate opened, and he continued. Then he saw another Octoling, this time with an Inkjet. Eight had to hide in the the trees, so she couldn’t see him. Even so, she landed a direct hit on him! He broke some boxes earlier though, and in one of them was a canned Splashdown. He crawled to it, and right when she was gonna shoot him, she got trapped in the explosion. Then the nextgate opened up, and the goal came. Eventually, agent 8 had passed enough tests, and got the first Thang. He brought it to the telephone, who was proud, and said that if he collected all three, he would make it to the surface. Eight was one step closer to reaching the promised land.

Chapter 3: loads and loads of tests
When agent 8 continued his tests, he had no idea how INCREDIBLY IMPOSSIBLE it was gonna be! For his first, he had to ride a tower while octolings were acting him like crazy, for his second, he had to destroy one hundred crates in one e-liter shot, for his third, he had to CARVE SEVERAL CRATES INTO THE SHAPE OF A CAT! But he didn’t give up. When he Did his first, he grabbed a canned baller, just in case. When he got on the tower, he was having trouble dodging the sprinklers and blasters, but when he got to the final checkpoint, he was being attacked like crazy, and his Aerospray couldn’t reach them, or do enough damage. Then he remembered that he had a baller, so he used it, and rammed through them all! For his next, he shot some boxes, didn’t hit them all, so he aimed again, but right before he shot, his ink tank blew up, and he had to respawn. He JUST THEN, realized he had to destroy all of them at once. He saw balloon fish, so if he could get the timing right he could destroy them all. He aimed, fired, and all the balloon fish blew up, causing all the crates to get destroyed. When he did his third, he saw a giant hunk of crates, and said “Oh cod, I’m gonna hate this”. Out of all the tests he had ever done, this was by far the most horrible test there ever was. He looked at C.Q, who, if sea cucumbers could, had a big smirk on his face. Eight kept on taking dead aim, and finally carved a cat out of some stupid crates. Soon, he got his second Thang. When he got back on the train, he actually started to remember a little bit of his past.

Chapter 4: memories
Eight had gained some memory by passing some tests, and his memory was of agent 3. All he remembered was what she looked like though, and he needed more progress on these tests if he wanted more memories. All of a sudden cap’n cuttlefish’s radio was buzzing! Then it shouted out some rapping. Cap’n thought the walkie was alive, but the voices yelled no. They said their names were Pearl and Marina. “We found this radio at Mount Nantai ” Marina said, “Which is near Octo Valley”. Cuttlefish said he must’ve dropped it. Marina told pearl they should help cap’n and eight get to the surface. “YO NO PROBLEM!!” Pearl said. Then eight said that he should probably pass more tests, so they could get to the surface. He kept on passing these tests where he gained more memory. There was this one where he had to defeat enemies, and he remembered being a brainwashed Octarian soldier, and where he had to use inkjet and fly a lot, and he remembered agent 3s voice. Every time he passed a test, he remembered something. His favorite memory was the taste of schwaffles, and his least favorite was not knowing his parents. He was doing a test with a baller, dodging, jumping, blowing-uping, and when he finished the test, he got two things. One: the third thang, two: a very important memory. His head was hurting so much, and then... he remembered. He remembered that he was fighting agent 3, when something, or someone, knocked them all out. But what was more important, is that he got the third Thang, and he needed one more for the telephone to open the door to the promised land.