User:Avery TSP

"Ah yes, Rapid Blaster Matchmaster. Better known as Saltshaker Station."

- Avery the Squid Phoenix

sandy box: User:Avery the Squid Phoenix/Testwaters Duo (Sandbox1) NOTICE: I will be less active on Inkipedia once Splatoon 3 comes out in order to avoid spoilers.

Hello there! I'm Avery the Squid Phoenix, but you can call me Avery. I'm a stickler for spelling and will often edit pages to fix the grammar or make it more readable. I have beat both of the single-player modes many times over, but I'm still bad at all the online stuff. I hate ranked. My greatest dream is to GET GUD

My squid
I don't really have a set appearance for my Inkling, but I usually play as an Inkling Girl with dark skin and grey eyes. I also sometimes play as an Octoling Girl. I rarely play as a boy, but it happens. I have a couple good gear pieces that I like to wear, namely:


 * Grape Hoodie
 * Octobowler Shirt
 * Green Striped LS
 * White Sailor Suit
 * Shirt with Blue Hoodie
 * Annaki Arachno Boots
 * Green Laceups
 * Toni Kensa Soccer Shoes
 * Angry Rain Boots
 * Fierce Fishskull
 * Knitted Hat
 * Squid Hairclip
 * Squid Nordic
 * Octoglasses
 * Hero Snowboots Replicas
 * Toni Kensa Soccer Shoes

Buuuut I really will wear anything to farm chunks. So yeah, the only way to pinpoint me in a turf war is my name (which is ῀Avery_TSP).

Shooters
Likes: Octo Shot Replica, all Splattershot Pros, Custom Jet Squelcher

Dislikes: idk

Dualies
Likes: Dualie Squelchers, Custom Dualie Squelchers, clapples, Dark Tetra Dualies

Dislikes: idk I don't use dualies very much

Splatlings
Likes: Heavy Splatling Remix, Nautilus 47, Mini Splatling

Dislikes: the rest of them

Sloshers
Likes: Tri-Slosher, Tri-Slosher Nouveau, Bloblobber Deco

Dislikes: the rest of them

Every other weapon class
Likes: None

Dislikes: All of them

Rank, Splatfest, and stuff nobody cares about
I'm currently around Level 50, Rank B in Tower Control, B+ in Splat Zones and Clam Catastrophe, A- in Rainmaker and Profreshional 200-ish in Salmon Run. I also sometimes do funny things (in Private Battles, of course) such as sit around with an E-Liter of some sort and aim my supercharged death laser-I mean, my charger laser at the squid party.

I don't have a WiiU, but I started playing Splatoon 2 around August of 2020, and I plan to get Splatoon 3 (and Little Buddy) on release date. I was around for 3 whole Splatfests, and those were Chicken vs. Egg (2020), Trick vs. Treat (2020), and Super Mushroom vs. Super Star. However, here's a list on what team I would have been on if I was around for each and every Splatfest in Splatoon and Splatoon 2. Unless I don't know or don't care.

Oof, that was a lot of woomy. And reading! Go take a break, OK? Get a drink or something. This page will be sitting right here until you're back.

Singleplayer shenanigans
You back? Great! Here's a short, easy section to ease your eyes into what's next.

Octo Canyon: 1000% (all levels complete with all weapons, all sunken scrolls, all weapon upgrades)

Octo Expansion: 1000% (all stations complete without help, 0 C.Q. points in debt, beat Inner Agent 3, beat all stations with all weapons)

Tips and a pep talk
Here are my top five tips for new players:

5.People can see you swimming quickly in ink. Even if you have Ninja Squid, people can still hear you and see the trails you make. Also, if you have any of the following, people will be able to see you hiding in ink: Ink Armor, the Rainmaker, a Power Clam, a stored charge.

4.Read up on your weapon! Some weapons, like the Sploosh-o-matic, are better at short-ranged combat. Meanwhile, Chargers will easily beat any short-ranged weapon in a long-range battle!

3.Get the correct abilities! Every ability does different things, and you'll want to find ones that suit your playstyle. For example, if you find yourself getting splatted immediately after a Super Jump, try equipping shoes that have Stealth Jump or Drop Roller.

2.Check the maps that are in rotation! Playing on Moray Towers, a Charger or Roller might be more effective than something else, while playing on Kelp Dome, Blasters and Sloshers are good picks!

1.Don't be afraid of losing! Everyone loses sometimes. If you are so scared of losing that you don't want to experiment with different weapons and gear, then you're not gonna have as much fun! Try new playstyles, try new modes. I believe everyone has a unique skill set. You are not bad, you just haven't found the right weapon and gear to suit your playstyle. Some people are naturally better at Splatoon than other people. Don't get discouraged by all the great gameplay you see online-get inspired! You could be like them someday!

Things I have tried

 * 1) Reading every user page on Inkipeda. Gave up after the A's.
 * 2) Using a charger. Enough said.
 * 3) Doing funny coding things on my user page. Didn't work out too well.
 * 4) Squidbagging people. Only happens if I get a good splat or they bag me first.
 * 5) Making all of my Splatoon OC's interact in my head. Turns out... I have way too freakin' many!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

 * Why do you hate Pearl?
 * Because she's mean to Sheldon.


 * Okay... why do you like Sheldon so much?
 * Whenever I get attached to a certain book, TV show, video game, etc., I always get REALLY attached to some random character. You get where I'm going with this?

"Annie isn't your mom, hon..." "You're still in denial (¬‿¬)" "NO I AM NOTTTT" "yes you are ( •̀ ω •́ )✧"
 * Is Sheldon really Snowboot's dad? Does she call him Dad? Who's the mom? Is it Annie?
 * Yes, through adoption. She alternates between "dad", "daddy", and "Sheldon". She "tEcHniCalLY" doesn't have an adoptive mom, but it's kind of obvious that Annie plays the role of Mom. Here's one of S&S's many conversations about his little crush.


 * How does Snowboots feel about... uh... her dad and her mom getting together?
 * d=====(￣▽￣*)b


 * Why is your user page so long and useless?
 * ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


 * Squid Sisters or Off the Hook?
 * Squid Sisters. Pearl exists and Marina is a dirty waffle lover.


 * Favorite idol?
 * Callie. Marie and Marina are tied for second.


 * I mean, Pearl likes pancakes. Shouldn't Snowboots be all over her?
 * The only thing she loves more than pancakes are her friends and family. So no.


 * How do you feel about the Art of Splatoon 2 trivia on Sheldon's page?
 * Oh yeah. It's all coming together.


 * Why is this section so full of emojis?
 * I JUST LEARNED HOW TO USE THE EMOJI FUNCTION ON MY KEYBOARDDDDD


 * Who drew the art in your sandbox and why is it so bad?
 * Me and because I'm an awful drawer.


 * Why is the art mentioned above so inconsistent? Like the skin tones are always different, in some of them Phoebe has one bang and in some she has two, etc...
 * I can't draw.


 * Will this section ever end?
 * yes

Trivia
Boy oh boy, here's some random carp that doesn't fit anywhere else!


 * I have... let's see... 30-3+4+2+2= ... I have 35 Splatoon-related OC's! That I can remember. I say "that I can remember" because I also have this long graphic novel thing that I drew that's about Splatoon, and there are probably like 20 more in there. Whatever, I'm not dragging out all those folders to count people. Just estimate around 50, okay?
 * To add on to that, I have a bunch of different AU's as well! Uh, there's about (11x11)+6+I don't even know anymore. There's a lot though.
 * I (like most people) have an original Splatoon idol duo. It's called the Testwaters Duo and it's made up of an Inkling named Phoebe and an Octoling named Tessa. I also have some bands. Page for the Testwaters Duo is at the top.
 * I have an Inkling Girl amiibo (her name is Kaiya) and no others, but I have some of the amiibo gear because my friend let me borrow his.
 * I have the red weapon badge on my Octo Shot Replica! yeeah :>
 * For the Final Fest, I really think Annie should have been on Team Order and Bisk on Team Chaos.
 * I also play Minecraft on and off.
 * I have 1000%ed both of the the singleplayers on my main account and my first alt account.
 * My dad tried the singleplayer once! He couldn't get past the first boss :/
 * I have played Undertale too! I did Pacifist on my first playthrough because I couldn't bring myself to harm anybody.
 * To add on to that OC thing, here are some of my AUs. They don't have names.
 * Everyone is baby and alter ego
 * Everyone is cool/edgy (Sheldon was especially fun to design for this one)
 * Everyone is crazy
 * Everyone can magically create ice cream. Also other foods but it's really hard for them.
 * Everyone is half-sanitized with crystals
 * Everyone is a human
 * Everyone is an Inkling (excluding those who are already Inklings)
 * Everyone is an Octoling (excluding those who are already Octolings)
 * Sheldon x Annie is the best ship ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

And that's it from me! Bye!