User:ArivakiVA/Fruits vs. Veggies

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Intro
Koi: Another Splatfest! Finally, Jeez!

Dredge: What’s the theme this time around?

Koi: Hold on a sec, dude. It's coming...and...BAM!

Dredge: (Uh, what is it?)

Koi: Here it is!

Koi: The healthy sweet snack everyone loves, Team Fruit!

Dredge: Versus the snacks that lean towards savory - Team Veggie.

Koi: Fruit is clearly the better option, right? I mean, they're so sweet and juicy! Like mandarins!

Dredge: Unless you get a bland one. Anyway, veggies are healthier! Fruit still contains a bunch of sugar.

Koi: You aren't afraid of a little bit of sugar, are ya, Dredge? Especially if you can just burn it off later. It's not like you'll die!

Dredge: But you can never tell with fruit...like I said, it could be bland. Or dry like bones.

Koi: With fruit it's easier to tell when it goes bad! Veggies never give off hints until they've fully rotted!

Dredge: Oh, really? That's true, I guess. But most veggies have more vitamins than fruit.

Koi: You don't understand ANYTHING, Dredge. Who cares about a food that no one likes! Take asparagus, for example.

Dredge: You like asparagus though.

Koi: Oh, be quiet!

Dredge: Anyway, which one do you like better?

Koi: Head over to the pledge box and pick a side, my little fishy friends!