User:Clarinet.octo

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Hello! I’m trying to get to X-Rank before Splatoon 3. So pumped for the the release!! I’m new to this website, so I’ll probably mess up a lot. I have played every splatoon game since the series came out, and I love the series. Almost to level 99!!!!

(PLEASE DON’T EDIT THIS PAGE!!! Unless this is violating something of the Wiki, please don’t :], I spent a LOT of time setting up things in here.)

Things I’ve Done
I just recently did it- I FINISHED INNER AGENT THREE!!!!! It took me (sob) three days, but I did it •~•. I’m now utterly petrified of those auto-bomb-chicken-robot things. Besides actually defeating Inner A3, I had a very difficult time getting every level done. I stink at dodging without taking damage, and it’s a blessing in itself that I got through that. I also owed Pearl almost 15000 CQ points worth of her dad’s money, but she stole from ‘Ol Daddio not me. (Laughs menacingly)

I also just recently hit S for the first time. It was really big for me since I’ve been pretty underwhelming in most of the games. Guess I’ve stepped up my game (hah get it?).

Weapons I main
I’m a roller main (I love the original splat roller:D) If I don’t use my roller, I’ll use the Hero Shot Replica. It’s my go-to weapon for a quick firing gun with a lot of range.

What I Wear
I have Octo Expansion, and my character wears the Null Boots Replica, the Takoroka Nylon Vintage hoodie, and either the SV925 Circle Shades or the Full Moon Glasses. I buff up all my gear to my liking, so I rarely change. Sometimes I do wear the Golden Toothpick or the Basket-Ball tank top from Splatoon 1 (Lol can’t remember it’s name).

Random Stuffs
I cannot STAND Clash Blasters, any type of splatling, or decent chargers. They blow me up when I try to land a jumping blow.

My favorite in-game character for Splatoon 2 is probably Agent 3 in the Octo Expansion. I love their role in the DLC. (Until now! I had no idea how much of a pAiN it is to get that dude to lose. Literally, given the fact I used all my free time to defeat this boss. Ahh my innocent pre-Inner A3 self.) I’m very into the lore of Splatoon and it’s fellow games. I also just love the game. I’d have to say Splat Zones and Tower Control are my favorites. I REALLY hope Splatoon 3 gives the rollers better kits. I really appreciate the Splat Roller’s sub weapon, but the Splashdown gets me killed unless perfectly timed or used when Super Jumping. Not sure why the armor isn’t consistently used when the special is first started, but it still stinks. I have used other rollers, but I don’t think I’ll ever be as good with any other than the Splat Roller. I used to be a Charger main (either the Goo Tuber, New Swiffer, or Splat Charger), but then I realized the roller has better defense and more action. In Splatoon and early Splatoon 2 I used the Carbon Roller. As it is very similar in most use to the Splat Roller, I probably learned to play good with it. I stopped using it once I got to A- Rank due to it’s two-hit hit box and overall weak attack.

The Dramatic “Discovery Moment”
I actually found Splatoon on accident. I was playing Smash on my WiiU when it started glitching out. Honestly, that wasn’t out of the ordinary given the fact that my WiiU froze and crashed like some sort of side job. I saw a weird squid icon on my WiiU, so I decided to try it. And I’m oh so glad I did. A Splatoon player was born. I played that game as much as I possibly could. I hit level 50 four times before I stopped playing. Wanna know why? Well, my WiiU took it’s last crash. Stopped working, charging, and turning on. Couldn’t even sell it. Thanks, WiiU. Anyways, that was around the time the Switch came out, and my troubles had been eased. At the time, I had very little money, since I wasn’t fully grown yet. I begged my parents to let me get a switch, they finally let me at Christmas, so I got to play Splatoon 2 (finally). So I missed almost the majority of splatfests for bOth games. That’s why I’m so pumped I could preorder it on the Switch!! Can’t believe they haven’t changed the console on us again. My parents hated buying very new console when something came out, but I didn’t really game until Splatoon. But then I hit a *major* Splatoon 2 burnout, and that was around the time I got ACNH. I literally designed an entire island before I played Splatoon 2 again. This was around the time when S3 trailer came out. I was SO pumped when I watched it… Until I realized it came out the next year! I’m pretty sure I cried a little. Anyways, I took that time to try and complete everything. I mean everything. Octo Expansion, max out the Hero Mode single player, get the best a Salmon Run, and hit 99(with that little star). I’ve only accomplished the Octo Expansion due to my lack of commitment to things that test my capabilities, but I am pushing A+ on most of the Rank’s. But I am trying. I will say, Splatoon 3 is a little intimidating. Have you seen all that gear? Hope they make an option to wear three shirts at once because those Forge jackets-hoodie-sweatshirt things look sick.

Art and Screenshots


Ok a description for this is my octoling. The first image is my (sort of) octoling for Splatoon 3. I kinda took a few artistic liberties, but I honestly can’t believe my own hand drew that. Oh and also, I used pencil, colored pencil, and paper for this. No online art for me. I would never get a piece of art out of a tablet lol. The second pic is of my current octoling (also sort of). It’s not purely accurate since I stopped using that bandana head wrap since it wiped it for chunks. I now use the gear mentioned previously. This one was made directly after the first drawing. I was really inspired and it makes me really happy how it came out. I’m SO happy that I figured out to edit this enough that I get little section and my art displayed. It makes me super happy:).



So this is a screenshot of my octoling. I usually use a play on my name, but sometimes I go as “glasses”. If you ever see me online, I probably won’t shoot ya a friend request. I try to keep my friends ppl I know irl. (Jeez I used a lot of abbreviations in that sentence!) She’s in the middle of mid-blink, so she looks a little… ruffled. *ahem* If you look like the Sherlock you are, you’ll see the Golden Toothpick in my inventory. Yeah took me a looooong time to get that bad boy. I treasure it like it’s-well- gold.

My OC's
So this part of my page is a work in progress. I have created a few characters that I thought would be fun to mess around with.

Name: Sky (unknown last name)

Eye Color: Orange

Ink Color: Orange

Skin Tone: Peach

Species: Octoling (Octopus)

Relations: Green “3” Bay- possible friendship, Full Moon- close friendship, Cream “4” Oysters- know of each other, Family (unknown)

Gender: Female (unknown pronoun’s)

Personality: Loud, reckless, and impulsive. Very loyal and charismatic. Good friend. Does a weird blinking habit.

-Octoling File for Sky-

Name: “Blue Koi”

I.D: Rival enemy defense and offense sniper.

Age: (When Last Seen)-14 years old (Currently If Alive)- 15 years old

Parents: “Unagi Koi” (mother), “Shellen Koi” (father, deceased from battle), “Shoren Koi” (brother)

Status: Was Under Octoleet Goggles Control. Seaweed Tier.

Sanitized? No.
 * Note: “Blue Koi” was reportedly seen destroying TarTar.

Other: Front line sniper, and helped design weapons for allies. Weapon of Choice: Charger -Will Use- Octo Shot, Blaster, and Dualies.

Coding Student? Dropped out within first week.

 Co-worker’s: Front-Line Defense Squad.

League: Working class, militia commander for year until sudden disappearance. Seaweed tier.



Name: Full Moon.

Eye Color: Brown.

Ink Color: Sanitized Teal.

Skin Tone: Cinnamon.

Species: Octoling (Octopus).

Relations: Green “3” Bay- possible relationship, Sky “8” (unknown last name)- close friendship, Family- (unknown).

Gender: Female (she/her).

Personality: Solemn and sarcastic. Very smart, rarely smiles, and mostly likes octolings (besides Green “3” Bay).


 * Note: Full Moon was almost sanitized, but broke free when TarTar died. She is permanently altered from the prepping. Her past ink color is unknown since her eyes are an odd shade of brown. Her full emotions could possibly be due to prepping, but are most likely just her real personality.

-Octoling File for Full Moon-

Name: “Hamachi Saba”.

I.D.: Octoleet Technician and Defense Construction Head.

Age: (When Last Seen)- 14 years old (Current Age If Alive)- 15 years old.

Parents “Buri Saba” (mother) “Saury Saba” (father) “Mako Saury” (brother-deceased of battle).

Status Under Octoling glasses’ control.

Sanatized? Almost, but broke free before injection.

Other: Number 10,987,299 Octoling Elite Asset Crew.

Weapon of Choice: Roller

-Will Use- Octo Shot, Charger, Slosher.

Coding Student? Passed school with flying colors.

Co-worker’s: “Marina Ida”, “Uni Docks”, “Shishamo Caspian”.

League: Top tier chief of Defensive Tech.



Name: Green “3” Bay.

Eye Color: Orange.

Ink Color: Orange.

Skin Tone: Peach.

Species: Inkling (Squid).

Relations: Craig Cuttlefish- unknown reasons, Squid Sisters- unknown reasons, Full Moon- possible relationship, Sky “8” (unknown last name)- possible friendship, Cream “4” Oysters- friendship.

Clothing: Fake Contacts, Green Zip Hoodie, and Punk Blacks.

Gender: Female (she/her).

Personality: Very unimpressed expression, doesn’t like to talk, doesn’t know what to think of octolings, likes savory foods.

Main Weapon: Splattershot, Splattershot Jr.

Favorite Subweapon: Autobomb/ Seeker.

Favorite Special: Splashdown, Autobomb/ Seeker Launcher.

Favorite Stage: Splat 1- Urchin Underpass. Splat 2- The Reef (see in photo above).

Likes: Soda, quietness, hoodies, music, and cloudy days.

Dislikes: Water, loudness, Splatfests, sticky foods, and sour candy.

Job/Employment: Grizzco Industries and The Crust Bucket.

Things They Do: Writing, spending time with Full Moon, watching movies, working, and battling.



Name: Cream “4” Oysters.

Eye Color: Green.

Ink Color: Lime Green.

Skin Tone: Light Brown.

Species: Inkling (Squid).

Relations: Squid Sisters- unknown reasons, Green “3” Bay- friendship, family- [error]

Clothing: Bobble Hat, Friend Tee, Cream Basics.

Gender: Male (he/him).

Personality: Bookish, calm, friendly, like to be with Green “3” Bay, has a lot of energy, enjoys Clam Blitz, has a buddy clownfish named Earl that he loves, loves nacho cheese a lot.

Main Weapon: Dualie Squelchers, Bloblobber, Undercover Sorella Brella

Favorite Subweapon: Splat Bomb, Fizzy Bomb.

Favorite Special: Booyah Bomb, Baller.

Favorite Stage: Manta Maria, Walleye Warehouse.

Likes: Marie, dancing, Dedf1sh, lemons, nacho cheese, novels, headphones, ocean breezes, cleanliness, Team Order, hats, lemonade, cool air.

Dislikes: Blurry photos, Callie, flutes, limes, mayonnaise, raisin’s, biography books, glasses, water, unorganized clutter, anxiety, Team Chaos, helmets, orange juice, cold fans.

Job/Employment: The Reef clothing shop.

Things They Do: Read, play Clam Blitz, do homework, take care of Earl, clean

(So I have some really trashy sketches of Earl and Cream. They are really bad and I did them in dim lighting. I didn’t have any non-lined paper on hand. Sorry about that. Click the link to see. This is what Earl looks like..)


 * Just wanna add this: This is all just made up for fun. I’m really bored most of the time, so making this stuff up is entertaining for me. Don’t take any of this stuff personally (not even sure how you could). Any of the names here that are Japanese are just googled fish names. If they mean something else, pls let me know. :D

Stuff about me (like the literal person me)

 * I play clarinet in real life. Kinda a dead giveaway since my name has “clarinet” in it. I am pretty good, and I have played with a large band in a big football stadium game thing.


 * I can draw really realistic when I’m motivated, but if I don’t feel the art I’m making it looks like burning garbage.


 * I’m the type of person who can’t stand petty people, so uh don’t be petty.


 * I’m more of a cat person just bc cat’s can be a bit more layed back and chill.


 * I don’t really mind using random shooters and stuff, but the only weapons I can’t use are: Nautilus, Nozzlenoze shooters, splattlings of any kind, Bamboozlers, and Explosher. I can sort of use most chargers.

(Any other weapon I didn’t mention I probably don’t use)

Hero Shot Replica: 32 Splat Roller: 26 Charger of any kind: 16 Slosher of any kind: 13 Ink brush of any kind: 22 Dualies of any kind: 25 Squeezer: 10
 * The most kills I’ve ever gotten:

Yeah, I know. Don’t judge me.
 * I don’t understand digital art, how you get money from YouTube videos, how to make a YouTube video, most weapon abbreviations, why there is a Clash Blaster Neo, or how the heck cameras actually take pictures.


 * I love tacos (not from Taco Bell..), and my fave fruit is either an apple or pineapple. I really like black beans, when I was little I used to eat a whole can. Plain. I still do. I also love pizza rolls. I have obsession with salsa and flaming hot Cheetos. I love to snack when I play Splatoon. I don’t buy that stuff anymore since I could eat a whole box of pizza rolls lol. At least black beans are healthy.


 * I read a lot. I have these massive 800 page books that I love. My favorite author is Shannon Messenger. :))


 * When I watch YouTube, I usually watch Rassicas, ProChara, Alphastar, John Sandwich, or Hackerling. I don’t specifically only watch them, and I definitely like other channels. I’m not a snob or something.


 * I’m usually up late, so I’m always sleepy. I LOVE coffee, but I only make it myself bc my stomach does a 360 every time I drink coffee from coffee shops.


 * My favorite song from Splatoon 1 and 2 is probably Shooting Starfish. I love all the music, but this one is so pretty and I think it’s awesome.

So that pretty much wraps up my Splatoon series life. Thanks for reading this far. This’ll probably get edited a ton, so don’t get comfy with this version. I’m ecstatic that I got the images to work!! Anyhoo you might see more of my sparkling personality on discord as glasses or any public stuff like discussions. I still stink at editing, and I probably will get a lot of stuff wrong. I’m still human after all. For real, though… Toodles!