User:Octokid?IDKilikeittho

'Splatoon 3'' has been announced. I want a physical copy. Anyway, I will torture my soul trying to beat Inner Agent 3 until I can finally redeem myself. Or get a physical copy of Splatoon 3. Either one works. Also, is it sort of surprising that my Nintendo username is Chaotic, since the place Splatoon 3 is based in is Splatsville, also known as the City of Chaos? I want to actually know.'''

WHY DOES THE BLASTER PIERCE????

"Keep your allies near, your enemies closer, and THE SPLAT ZONES AS FAR AS POSSIBLE I REPEAT AS FAR AS POSSIBLE AT ALL TIMES OR YOU ARE DONE SOLDIER ONLY GO INSIDE WHEN THERE IS A TEAM WIPE OKAY. GOOD."

- Lessons you learn when you get splatted too many times in the Splat Zone.

i have way too many kensa items

i think im obsessed

Anyways, hi !

Here's this edit count if anyone needs it, also, it is not mine or anyone elses it belongs to whoever is reading this:.

Seems like you've been here since

Memianne
Memianne (pronounced meh-my-uh-knee) is a bit cold when someone first encounters her, but give several matches of squid-partying and her good side will definitely show itself. If someone happens to see her with a full Kensa loadout on a match, unless one of her teammates is a friend, she will undoubtedly splat them, no mercy. If someone wants to get on her good side, either chips, churros or Tentacola will do. She refuses to eat anything else. Really. She is that stubborn. Her good side is soft and sweet (and squid-parties), and her bad side, well, no one should want to know. If they do, well, let's just say it includes a lot of splatting and inking turf, whether or not a Turf War is in play. She has a ponytail and maybe a Twisty Headband on, but not always. More often than not, it's the Face Visor instead. For her clothing a Front Zip Vest, and maybe Neo Octoling Boots for shoes. She usually has the long pants with cuffs on the ends. The 3rd skin option is her skin color, and the 3rd from the left on the bottom for her eye color. When she isn't in online battles, she usually goes back to 1000% the Octo Expansion or somehow defy the laws of physics and shave shots on the minimum gun run for the Octo Expansion. And when I say defy the laws of physics, I mean shave shots on House Party Station somehow. Or try shaving shots on a different station. If not, she probably might be in a Salmon Run or a private battle, squid-partying and enjoying herself. If something happens and no one knows and she's squid-partying, just do it with her if desired.

minifest
I have a few minifest ideas, though only one is official. Here's the page on it: User:Octokid?IDKilikeittho/Churro vs. Frozen Yogurt

I plan on hosting it in March or April, but I'll host it earlier if I see fit.

My ideas for future minifests that I might host:

Pepperoni vs. Cheese (I'll only host this if they add the Super Mushroom vs. Super Star splatfest colors)

Draw vs. Paint (i have no clue which splatfest colors that I'll use)

Shimmer vs. Glitter (by shimmer i mean natural shine, also using the same splatfest colors as churro vs. frozen yogurt)

Horror vs. Romance (think i might use the Trick vs. Treat colors just saying)

Chonk eyebrows vs. litol eyebrows (If you're an Inkling/Octoling Boy then that is Chonk eyebrows, Inkling/Octoling Girl is litol eyebrows)

these exist so yeah
If you asked my characters if you could copy their homework for some reason, they'd say this: Memianne: No. You little cheat. Oh and why do you think I'm in your class. Boots: Um, sorry but I don't think we have the same classes sorry! Beanie: Oh sure! I have nothing better to do with my time so I'll help you study! Hook: Wow you don't even care about my feelings do you. Glasses: Why, do you choose to bother me about HOMEWORK when I have other things to do that are worth my time! Leave me alone. Mountain: I understand every equation, question and the laws of thermodynamics. Wait, what? Wave: I'm homeschooled. Parka: Wait what sorry gotta go I need to do my homework. Retro: Haha NO.

If you asked them to do a Salmon Run with you they would say this: Memianne: Okay then, but I have a reputation to keep up you know. Boots: He never hired me before. And he never will. Beanie: Sure! What's a Rush? Hook: JUST A SECOND I'M LISTENING TO OFF THE HOOK. Glasses: Okay, it could keep my mind off of family issues for a while I guess. Mountain: No, the Salmonids are too predictable. Wave: Can I bring Mountain? Parka: DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT I'M WEARING. Retro: I'm broke. So sure!

yeah they're weird

Splatfest Status
Splat 2 things

Super Mushroom vs Super Star (Queen) I went with star because 1. I hate red and 2. I'm not accidentally admitting that I'm short like Pearl (not like i am anyways...)

Splat 3 splatfests (if those are things)

theories and wanted items/modes
(numbers are things i want, bullet points are theories)
 * 1) Golden Egg Protection (from Mr. Grizz)
 * 2) A... hotdog deep fried chips and french fries... abomination... THING
 * 3) A child running the food shop.
 * 4) More splatfests with original topics
 * 5) The losers of each final fest in Splat 1 and 2 to run the news. Even though I know it isn't happening, they're my favorite characters. And not because I'm a simp. Their personalites just match mine, even though I have quite weird habits.
 * Mr. Grizz not a good boi.
 * The crab is either part of the Gold Dynamo Roller's set or the .96 Gal's

freak out zone
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO USE SPECIALS NOW-

oh-

BLASTERS PIERCE NOW????

OR WAS THAT JUST AN ANIMATING MISTAKE?

IS THE NEW E-LITER SCOPE A 5K?

OR IS IT A REVAMPED 4K REDESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE THE 3K?

MY BRAIN HURTS-

ARE THE NEW SPECIAL PICTURES 3D OR 2D-

Favorite and Least Favorite stuff
These are only my opinions on the game, so if someone feels like it shouldn't be there, it's because it is MY opinion, not theirs.

wee now i can listen to this on my user page

this sounds like jazz and hip-hop mixed together

this one is a bit interesting

this one is pretty good tbh

oh yeah for the people who just recently visited my user page for the first time, the music was originally for filling a gap and I don't feel like removing it so yeah.

my actual gear
Headgear: Octoking Facemask/Sun Visor

Clothes: Krak-On 528/Black Cuttlegear LS

Shoes: Mint Dakroniks/Pearlescent Squidkid IV

Current gear: Pilot Goggles, Neo Octoling Armor and Arrow Pull-Ons

Barnsquids just cuz
gave these to myself because i earned them

Participation Barnsquids! splatfest PRIDE this one was honestly easy to get in S2 what no one updated the criteria yet so that it was only intended to be used for S1 it only says max level of 50, and once i think the max was fifty in S2 but they updated it to not be but who cares not me really just meet the criteria and you have it in my head

WON A MINIFEST WEE

Things I should probs mention
I beat Girl Power Station so yeah (five times with all bombs now completed)?

(WHEEZE)

if someone doesn't believe it, go ahead and do what you want, I don't care.

I'll make this quick.

I GOT TO PHASE FOUR OF IA3

and died...

BUT WHO CARES I BEAT PHASE THREE

MY WORST DANG NIGHTMARE DEFEATED BY ME

WOO

okay I've calmed down.

but still that is my biggest achievement

I would never have thought I could do it but I did!

Perseverance won over full-on shock and fear.

Go ahead, don't believe me, but one day I'll finally be able to redeem myself.

How did I get to Phase 4, some might ask.

Well, first of all, let me break the fourth wall and say that this segment is getting long.

The explanation is well, a bit odd I might add but uh, things are what they always will be until they aren't.

So, I was TRYING to beat IA3 when someone got impatient and wanted to play Minecraft.

I wanted to continue to try and beat IA3, so they gave me 5 tries.

On the 5th one, this is where the nightmare starts to drop-roller into the corner.

(by 5th one I mean my last try for those who just want an explanation for EVERYTHING.)

The Tenta Missiles are way overpowered might I add, but that was the phase where I screwed everything up so hang on.

The first phase went as per usual. Second one better than expected. AND THEN IN PHASE THREE SHE DROP-ROLLERED INTO THE CORNER AND EASY ARMOR BREAK YEAH. And the Tenta Missiles/Autobombs splatted me. I was hyped though. My only thought was "POGGERS." And pog it was. Now, I don't watch the Dream SMP so y'all who do don't thing I wanted POG 2020/2021. No. Only brang that up because I watch The Game Theorists.

wow I didn't know I had the capability of doing that-

About Me
I beat the Octo Samurai in 48 seconds. I want to shave 10 seconds.

I might squid-party, but I'm not the one to start it as I am also an extremely competitive player. That's how I easily bypassed level 43.

My nintendo user is Chaotic

I do League Battles but none of my current friends will with me because when I friend I kinda sorta tend to well, I automatically friend those who squid-party, so I guess that's my fault-

If I just HAD to talk to either clothing shopkeeper, I would probably pick Jelfonzo. Jelonzos' broken English just infuriates me. Jelfonzo has outdated English, but at least it isn't broken. I might not understand what he says, but at least no broken English. I don't have a Wii U though-

Please don't ask me for anything except if it has something to do with the site, I can't do anything that requires Nintendo Online Memberships, I already said I lost it. I tend to fix the grammar mistakes (they bug me a lot) and spelling errors. If someone asks me if I know how to code, I actually don't, I just copy formats from others. I never learned how, though the site has a bunch more code involved in it than the normal amount of code existing in everyday proggramming life, I'm not a programmer and whoever happens to be reading this probably isn't either, correct me if I happen to be wrong, just not anywhere here. Anyway, I'm not part of the staff and I don't think I should be just yet. Maybe possibly later, but I doubt many people will see this as I'm just a user out of many others. Though some don't make user pages as they didn't want to share much.

(okay this is me post-editing from the paragraph above this the stuff about not having a membership is currently a lie)

I like rollers and I main sloshers and dualies.

Have a fresh day!

-Memianne(be aware that is not my real name, only one I made up for my Octoling, and in my opinion, it sounds nice)

random things
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tags
Don't click here.

Don't click here either. Just don't.

Click here for a splatting tournament story.

this exists

These navboxes are here so I can check for updates

Someone should really add the Unnamed Stage as Unnamed Stage 1

Oh and this is here because I want to contribute to the competitive articles but don't know how so I just put it here for when my brain finally comprehends how to make a Competitive article.