User:TheBeast

"Ah life in Deepsea Metro with my 200,000 CQ points in debt"

- Me right before trying to beat IA3

Intro!!
Finally, I'm done with the Infobox. Oh hey there! So I am TheBeast and you may find me splatting others with my hydra like a maniac in turf war. If you do don't hesitate to say hi! Anyway you may find more info on me to your right.

My Strats
I personally am not a fan of spawn campers and I am such a hypocrite because you will most of the time see me rushing to the middle of the map and inking as much as possible while in the process of stopping everyone on the enemy team from even touching the middle of the map. I main on the Octobrush and the Hydra Splatling.

A custom weapon I could make
Probably a mix between the kensa splattershot and the .52 Gal Deco. Maybe the sub would be either a burst bomb or a splash wall. The special would be 100 percent super-scary-hammer-that-can-kill-you-in-one-hit-and-you-can-throw-it, or you can call it the Ultra Stamp

My hobbies
Probably just like playing Turf War to grind, dominating in Splat Zones, failing in Tower Control, Doing ok in Rainmaker, hating the Smallfry, getting paid less than minimum wage in Grizzco Industries as a professional. I'd say my spoon 2 life is good. Very very good. "This is fine"

- Me in rainmaker

i'M nEw
Please everyone I'm your neighborhood new guy and I'm still learning the ropes. Big thanks to ChessMaster and dedf1sh07S2! They both helped a ton with some guidance and I was able to navigate from there. (Like my Infobox!)