Quotes

For quotes made by the hosts of News regarding Splatfests, see Splatfest/Quotes.

''For the Squid Sisters's regular quotes, see Squid Sisters/Quotes. For Off the Hook's regular quotes, see Off the Hook/Quotes. For Deep Cut's regular quotes, see Deep Cut/Quotes.''

For quotes made by the hosts of News regarding certain stages, see the article for each stage.

For the weapon introductions given by Sheldon, see Sheldon/Quotes.

For advice given by Judd, see Judd/Quotes.

For Splatoon 2 Story mode quotes, see Octo Expansion/Quotes.

For Splatoon 3 Story mode quotes, see Rocket Battle/Quotes and Return of the Mammalians (mission)/Quotes.