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"Please don't call it "Hairmaggedon." HR doesn't like it."

- Mr. Grizz when launching the Spirit Lifter.

Hairmaggedon is a short piece of music in.

Description
Hairmaggedon is played in the cutscene shown when the player loses in the final battle against Mr. Grizz in Return of the Mammalians in. It is not officially named, for it is not included in the jukebox in the lobby. It includes Inklings and Octolings making the noise heard when taking non-fatal damage. Mr. Grizz can be heard laughing towards the end. A video of Splatsville and the world getting covered in fuzzy ooze plays during this music. It is unknown who plays this music.