Squid Sisters' conversations in Tentakeel Outpost

Starting from Version 3.0.0 update for Splatoon 2, after meeting certain conditions, Callie will appear in Tentakeel Outpost, alongside Marie. Players can join their conversation, and hear the players' stats from the last 50 multiplayer battles from Callie.

General dialogue
The recommended weapon of the day is universal for all players and is only shown if the player is connected to the internet. The variable text is highlighted in orange.

If the player listens to the conversations too often, Callie and Marie will remain silent but have their thoughts shown instead.

The first time they get silent, followed by one of them having a thought:

Each line is only spoken once per inquiry, but are compiled in the following table:

Agent 4 Factopedia
Each conversation about the player's stats begins with Callie saying the following line:

The following lines are the different topics that contain the player's stats. Each topic has a regular format where the variable text is highlighted in orange.

Trivia

 * The Agent 4 Factopedia will still keep track of and tell about the player's latest multiplayer stats even if they played as an Octoling during that time.