User:NotOnepu

Hi
Proud stick player, mediocre Stamper user, profreshional Shiver fan, fan of a game called "Splatoon," forever waiting for an English translation of HaikaraWalker to be released.

I don't play with Stinklings.

List of things that are cool in no particular order

 * Calamari Inkantation - very cool very good song.
 * Pearl and Marina - the gayest cephalopods.
 * Splatana Stamper - the best weapon and the coolest weapon design.
 * Agent 8 and Agent 3 - the gayest cephalopods².
 * The insane world-building in Splatoon - seriously its incredible how in-depth this universe is I love it, the countless artworks of products and logos and places and fictional bands and language, its amazing.
 * Murasaki - cool urchin.

Random facts about octopuses

 * "Octopi" is a grammatically incorrect pluralisation of octopus, "octopodes" on the other hand is a correct, yet rare plural of octopus that is very cool and what I say from now on.
 * Octopodes do not have tentacles, their limbs are called "arms." Squids however have 2 long tentacles as well as 8 arms.
 * Octopodes have 3 hearts, as do Octolings.
 * The fog is coming