User:ArivakiVA/Deciduous vs. Evergreen

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Intro
Koi: Another Splatfest! It's a battle for the ages!

Dredge: It is? What’s the theme?

Koi: Hold on a sec, dude. I need to get the memo.

Dredge: (We don’t get memos…)

Koi: Here it is!

Koi: The trees that change with the seasons, Team Deciduous!

Dredge: Versus the trees that stay strong and bright all year - Team Evergreen.

Koi: Deciduous is basically the only option, right? I mean, they're so bright like flames in autumn!

Dredge: You're pretty enthusiastic about this... You might be less passionate when you have to clean those leaves up.

Koi: You aren't afraid of a little exercise, are ya, Dredge? Especially with that skinny-as-a-toothpick build.

Dredge: Hey! You’re pretty weak yourself! It’ll take a bunch of effort.

Koi: I’m at least stronger than you! And that effort is worth it to jump in the huge pile of leaves you create!

Dredge: Oh, really? That's cool, I guess. But evergreen trees smell really nice and are pretty clean.

Koi: You don't understand ANYTHING, Dredge. Who cares about a tree that just stands there, being boring?! It never changes! As I always say; change is essential.

Dredge: You have never said that.

Koi: Have too!

Dredge: Anyway, which tree do you like better?

Koi: Head over to the pledge box and pick a side, my little fishy friends!