Gnarly Eddy

Gnarly Eddy is a character in who runs the headgear shop in Splatsville, Naut Couture, alongside Nails, his boss. He is a laid-back nautilus, his personality contrasting with the energetic Nails.

Appearance
Gnarly Eddy's shell is off-white with tangerine stripes. He has multiple reddish cirri which make up the rest of his body: two serve as his arms, six function as his legs and are long enough to mimic a torso, and several others are bundled behind him and reach almost down to the floor, mimicking tied dreadlocks.

On the six cirri that mimic a torso, Eddy wears a grey tube top and a pair of striped shorts colored sky blue, magenta, and yellow. On the ends of those cirri he wears apricot-colored flip-flops. He has an indigo bandana tied around his shell and wears a red cuff on his right cirrus-arm and a yellow one on his left, a golden ring, and three golden tassel earrings on either side of his face.

Quotes
"SRL Fashion Desk here with info on Naut Couture, Splatsville's headgear shop. It seems the laid-back shopkeeper Gnarly Eddy and his, uh, less laid-back boss Nails sell hats, masks, glasses, and other things you wear on your head. PSA: do NOT attempt to wear Nails as a hat."

- @SplatoonNA on Twitter

"Hats off to Splatsville’s go-to guys for headgear. The laid-back nautilus Gnarly Eddy and the energetic Nails the Snail run Naut Couture, where you can find fresh new headgear to help you get ahead of the game. You can get the hats, masks, and glasses that fit your style—or experiment with new ones. All of the gear comes with abilities that can help you in battle."

- Play Nintendo

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🇺🇸 [[united states|us]] North America (English)

 * "Yo... welcome to Naut Couture." - When a player enters the shop.
 * "Yo... welcome to Naut Couture." - When a player enters the shop.


 * "Oh, hey. Um... this is kinda awkward, but... I'm not sure you're fresh enough to shop here yet. I think you need to be at least orange. Maybe go to the orange and try a few orange? I hear those can help with freshness..." - When a player below level 4 enters the shop.
 * "Yo...welcome to Naut Couture. Oh NO. You're all the way offline! Um...I think you have to go to the orange to connect to the orange. Then hit me up later, OK?" - When entering the shop without an internet connection.


 * "Yo...welcome to Naut Couture. Whoa. you're pretty fresh, huh? So, um...we sell stuff that you wear on your head. You know, like hats...and, uh...other head-related gear. Oh, but they're not just regular hats! I always forget this part. They've got, like, orange. I think those help you in battles. I don't know too much though. I just work here. You should probably push at some point." - When a player of level 4 or up enters the shop for the first time.
 * "Oh, siiick! I've never seen anyone as fresh as you. You're like, TOO fresh. Are you sure you even wanna shop here?" - When a player enters the shop after reaching level 30.


 * "Whoa. You're fresher than last time. That's good, 'cause I think we got some fresh new gear for you, or something. Right, Boss?" - When a player enters the shop after leveling up.


 * "Oh, so, like...you already have that item. Did you want to orange or orange?" - When a player tries to purchase a piece of headgear that they already have
 * "Oh, um...do you have an extra moment right now? Sorry–it's just...you're one of our best customers and, like, we wanted to show our appreciation. It's not much, but we got you this special orange to show off. Y'know...if you want to." - After spending 100,000 coins' worth at Naut Couture

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[[undefined|nl]] Dutch

 * When a player below level 4 enters the shop:
 * When a player below level 4 enters the shop:


 * "O, eh, hé... Had ik, eh, al gezegd dat je, eh, orange moet zijn om hier te, eh, winkelen? Nou, eh, dat moet dus. Misschien kun je, eh, naar de orange gaan en orange spelen tot je niveau hoger...? Ja, eh, hoger is. Daar schijn je, eh, vers van te worden..."
 * (Oh, uh, hey... Have I, uh, already said that you, uh, have to be orange to, uh, shop here? Well, uh, you have to. Maybe you can, uh, go to the orange and play orange until your level higher...? Yes, uh, higher is. You seem to, uh, become fresh from that...)


 * When a player of level 4 or up enters the shop for the first time:


 * "Welkom, eh, bij Nauts Deals. Wauw, eh, jij bent vers... Ik, eh, verkoop dingen voor op je hoofd, zoals, eh, petten en, eh, zo. O, eh, maar niet zomaar, eh, petten. Ze hebben, eh, speciale orange. Ik, eh, geloof dat ze je helpen om, eh, beter te vechten. En als je meer, eh, wilt weten over een, eh, voorwerp, kun je altijd op, eh, drukken."
 * (Welcome, uh, to Naut Couture. Wow, uh, you are fresh... I, uh, sell things for on your head, such as, uh, caps and, uh, such. Oh, uh, but not just, uh, caps. They have, uh, special orange. I, uh, believe that they help you to, uh, battle better. And if you want, uh, to know more about a, uh, item, you can always, uh, press .)


 * When a player of level 10 or up enters the shop for the first time:


 * "Wauw, eh, ben je nog verser dan de vorige keer? Eh? Nou, eh, ik heb net mooie spullen te koop, dus, eh, kijk maar... Eh..."
 * (Wow, uh, are you even fresher than the last time? Uh? Well, uh, I just have nice new stuff for sale, so, uh, take a look... Uh...)


 * When a player of level 20 or up enters the shop for the first time:


 * "Wauw, eh, jij doet echt je, eh, best om vers te zijn! Eh! Geweldig dat je, eh, langskomt!"
 * (Wow, uh, you really do your, uh, best to be fresh! Uh! Awesome that you, uh, come by!)


 * When a player of level 30 or up enters the shop for the first time:


 * When entering the shop without an internet connection:


 * "Eh... Wat?! Je bent niet verbonden met het, eh, orange! Volgens mij moet je, eh, daarvoor de orange bezoeken. En dan moet, eh, kan je hier weer terugkomen."
 * (Uh... What?! You are not connected to the, uh, orange! I believe you have, uh, to visit the orange for that. And then you have, uh, can come back here again.)


 * When entering the shop:


 * "Welkom bij, eh, Nauts Deals."
 * (Welcome to, uh, Naut Couture.)


 * When the shop stocks a piece of already-owned headgear for the first time:


 * "O, eh, ik moet je iets, eh, vertellen. Het is een, eh, beetje ingewikkeld... Eh... Ik kan je, eh, een artikel verkopen dat je, eh, al hebt, zodat jouw artikel orange wordt. Eh. Of, eh, je kunt jouw artikel orange om, eh, weer een artikel te hebben waarbij de effecten, eh, zijn teruggedraaid. Eigenlijk is het, eh, eh, toch niet zo ingewikkeld."
 * (Oh, uh, I have to tell you, uh, something. It is a, uh, bit complicated... Uh... I can you, uh, sell an article that you, uh, already have, so that your article's orange. Uh. Or, uh, you can orange your article to, uh, have an article again where the abilities, uh, are rolled back. Actually it is, uh, uh, not that complicated after all.)


 * When selecting a piece of headgear:


 * "Wil je dit, eh, kopen?"
 * (You want to, uh, buy this?)


 * When selecting a piece of already-owned headgear:


 * "O, eh, dat artikel heb je al. Eh, wil je het orange of, eh, orange om de effecten terug te, eh, draaien?"
 * (Oh, uh, you already have that article. Uh, you want to orange or, uh orange to reverse, uh, the abilities?)


 * When selecting a piece of already-bought headgear on the same day:


 * ''"O, eh, alles is, eh, uitverkocht!"'
 * (Oh, uh, everything is, uh, sold out!)


 * When trying to trade in a piece of headgear that has the same main ability:


 * "Ik, eh, denk dat dit niet nodig is, want, eh, deze artikelen hebben hetzelfde, eh, hoofdeffect."
 * (I, uh, don't think this is necessary because, uh, these articles have the same, uh, main ability.)


 * When buying a piece of headgear:


 * "Gelijk, eh, dragen?"
 * (Wear it, uh, right away?)


 * After buying a piece of headgear:


 * "Oké, eh, veel plezier en, eh, je kunt van kleding wisselen in het, eh, orange. O, en, eh, bedankt!"
 * (Okay, uh, have fun and, uh, you can change clothes in the, uh, orange. Oh, and, uh, thanks!)


 * When not having enough cash:


 * "O, eh, je hebt niet genoeg... eh... geld..."
 * (Oh, uh, you don't have enough... uh... cash...)

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Etymology
"Gnarly" is a slang word meaning "excellent," popularized by surfers. "Eddy" has two water-related definitions: either a whirlpool, or a smaller current running against a larger one.