Inkopolis News

Inkopolis News is a live television event hosted by the Squid Sisters, Callie and Marie. Each time players open Splatoon, and every four hours thereafter, Inkopolis News is shown. It provides information regarding upcoming Splatfests, updates, single-player progress, and the current Regular Battle and Ranked Battle stages.

Stage News
Stage News is a segment shown at a four-hour interval and every time players begin playing Splatoon. It is used to announce the current Regular and Ranked Battle stages. If a player is occupied when Stage News should be shown, it will appear once they finish that activity. For example, if someone is playing Turf War when the stages are rotated, Stage News will be shown once they complete their current match. "Callie: Let's unveil the current regular battle stages! Marie: All right!"

- Stage News

Update News
Whenever a new weapon, stage, or mode is introduced in Splatoon, a special segment called Update News is shown. "Callie:More weapons are now available! Marie: Sweet... Callie: We'll need to ask Sheldon for the deets."

- Update News

Splatfest News
All Splatfest News quotes can be found here.

The week before a Splatfest begins, Callie and Marie announce the theme in a segment called Splatfest News. "Callie: Before we reveal today's stages, some special news! Marie: What is it? What is it?! Callie: We've received word from...on high. Marie: You don't mean...?! Callie: That's right, there's going to be a Splatfest soon! Marie: OOH! What's the theme? What's the theme?! Callie: Just a moment! The theme is descending as we speak! Marie: Let's see it! Let's see it! Callie: ...Aaaand it's here! We've got the Splatfest theme! Marie: Let's hear it! Let's hear it! Callie: All right then, I'll announce the theme! Marie: *gulp*... Callie: The theme for the upcoming Splatfest is... Marie: Wait for iiiiiit..."

- Splatfest News

Studio
Callie and Marie can be seen filming a talk show in the studio on the second floor of Inkopolis Plaza. It is unknown if the show they are filming is related to Inkopolis News. If a player looks at them for a certain period of time, they will look at the player and smile and wave before returning to their discussion.