Blog:Squid Sisters

Introduction by Mr Squid
This is the blog for Squid Sisters stuff (written by the Squid Sisters) like: -and more!
 * Callie's guide to eating
 * Science with Marie.
 * How to tell if you're playing against one of the Squid Sisters.
 * Getting barnsquids
 * How to play the Piano
 * How to spam DJ Octavio's emails

You can talk to the Squid Sisters in the Talk to the Squid Sisters section of the talk. But before I leave to let the Squid Sisters finish the blog, I want to say one thing: Go team Callie in splatfest!

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Hello from the Squid Sisters!
Hi there ! It's Callie and Marie  and we're doing this blog!

Signatures
 Callie Talk

Marie: coming soon

Shopping with the Squid Sisters
By Callie and Marie

This is Callie's shopping list:
 * Chips
 * Cupcakes
 * Ice-cream
 * More chips
 * Whoopie cushions
 * Splatoon amiibos
 * Squid Sisters socks
 * Cookies
 * Even more chips
 * Potatoes

This is Marie's shopping list:
 * Meatballs
 * Jigsaw puzzles
 * Vitamins
 * Basketballs
 * Cake
 * Sushi
 * Clothes

Callie's guide to eating
Written by Callie

This is my guide to eating. Here are some top 10 tips on eating food.
 * 1 Eat lots of chips. Chips are good for the brain according to a website made by Callie.
 * 2 Don't listen to Marie. She will tell you to stop eating and that you are disgusting. That is all one big fat lie.
 * 3 Put lots of salt/sugar. The more you put the better.
 * 4 Don't copy Judd. He eats wrongly. That's why he is so ummm  obese   big.
 * 5 Get good quality food. Don't buy Marie brand chips. It comes from the toilet and that's where it belongs.
 * 6 If you choose my team for splatfest, you'll get free Callie brand chips. They are WAY better than Marie's one.
 * 7 Eat more dessert. The more, the better.
 * 8 Chocolate. It's the best!
 * 9 Avoid drinking lemonade. Lemonade somehow makes Judd get angry at you.
 * 10 Stay Fresh!

Marie's guide to sleeping
Written by Marie
 * 1 Don't use alarm clocks. Alarm clocks are stupid.
 * 2 Sleep in.
 * 3 Get at least 12 hours of sleep. If you go to bed at 9:30 PM, then you should wake up at 9:30 AM or later.
 * 4 Don't play the piano at night. Folks like me have to sleep.
 * 5 Never sleep with a cuddly DJ Octavio toy. It'll strangle you when you're sleeping.

Science with Marie
Hello everyone! Welcome to the science lab, a great place to do scientific experiments. But the science lab can also be a place of DANGER! So that's why I have a inspector to make sure everything is okay. That inspector is Judd. Anyway, now to our experiment. We want to see what happens when you mix fhtdgydfudff and fgjydchjutdshjyf together. First, get a bowl. Next put the first one in. Next, slowly pour the second ingredient in and keep mixing. In one one hour the bowl will start to fly. Let's wait now. ⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱ It is now time to see if-  BOOM!!! Okay, now my inspecter will clean up the mess.
 * You could explode the room with chemicals.
 * You could set yourself on fire!
 * You could break the glass and lose all your money paying for it.

The end!

Favourite Games
By Callie and Marie


 * Callie
 * 1 Hide and seek
 * 2 Put whoopie cushions on Marie's seat
 * 3 Mario fart
 * 4 Snakes and ladders
 * 5 Stacking blocks


 * Marie
 * 1 Chasey
 * 2 Super Mario BREAKER
 * 3 Callie smack
 * 3 Soccer
 * 4 Putting meatballs on Callie's seat.
 * 5 Heads and tails

Marie's guide to sleeping
By Marie

Have you ever woke up one morning and felt like sleeping in your bed for "another five minutes"? Well that's what I feel like almost everyday.

I have two alarm clocks. One I broke yesterday. The other one is still working but is very annoying. I broke my alarm clock (not Callie) on an accident. It was ringing and it woke me up. I knocked it off the table instead of prssing the button to turn it off. It broke. I didn't care and I fell asleep. Then my second alarm clock rang. It pinched me and said, "Hurry up! We're going to be late for work!" (can you guess who that alarm clock is?). So I got out of bed and tripped over the broken alarm clock. I walked slowly to the lift (more information about that cam be found later in the blog) but Callue got there first. I had to wait for the lift. I leaned against the closed lift doors and had a little sleep. When the doors opened I fell over and bashed my head. So I got the day off from work and played video games. But my head hurts still.

What's the moral of the story? There's none. Oh, except for bruising your head is the best way to not go to school/work/whatever and play video games (I think).