Mem cake

Mem cakes are collectibles in Octo Expansion.

Description
Mem cakes are small items modeled after objects and characters from the world of Splatoon. They are said to be physical manifestations of Agent 8's lost memories, and are obtained as rewards for completing stages. They are categorized by the stations that dwell in the lines:

Line A series (Inklings)
Location: location At last we meet, my so-called foe.
 * Inkling Squid

But is our fate to spray this hate?

Perhaps we'll learn in depths below... Location: location With tresses pink and eyes a blank,
 * Inkling Girl (Pink)

A smile so faint, it hides your feint,

You slip on past&mdash;outfoxed! Outflanked! Location: location You paint the turf with graceful strokes.
 * Inkling Girl (Orange)

With watchful eye, I breathe a sigh.

From sniper's perch, I go for broke. Location: location The rolling column splatters all.
 * Inkling Boy (Green)

A stray shot shakes the trees awake.

The summer turns, here comes the fall. Location: location You gaze seaward with azure hope.
 * Inkling Boy (Blue)

Between each blink you calmly think,

As when you use a Splatterscope.

Line B series (Octarians)
Location: location The world I knew seems like a trap.
 * Octarian

I'm drawn now to the strange and new.

Would my old friends think me a sap? Location: location The fat and heavy locks hang low.
 * Twintacle Octotrooper

They frame your face above a base

Of stumpy leg and pigeon toe. Location: location A hilltop picnic, friends and fruit.
 * Octocopter

Your whirling blades provide us shade.

I raise a hand in mock salute. Location: location Destroy your troubles&mdash;bombs away!
 * Octobomber

A tempting thought: bring all to naught.

No wonder your friends tend to stray. Location: location You face away, thinking me blind,
 * Tentakook

Like I don't know what you won't show.

Your love is still clear from behind. Location: location So principled you might explode,
 * Octopod

But when you burst, who's really cursed?

Your loved ones have to bear that load. Location: location It seems to you a sly attack,
 * Octostamp

But for your pains you make no gains.

You only get shot in the back. Location: location How loftily you float on high,
 * Octozeppelin

Suspended there in starry air

As you drip purple passing by. Location: location How desolate this star-marked limb.
 * Tentacle

Is what awaits me this same fate?

I must not dwell; it's much too grim. Location: location Though parted by the ocean deep,
 * Octoling

My oldest friend, we meet again.

I touch your face; you rouse from sleep.

Line C series (Salmonids)
Location: location
 * Chum

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 * Flyfish

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 * Scrapper

Location: location
 * Stinger

Location: location
 * Steelhead

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 * Steel Eel

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 * Maws

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 * Drizzler

Location: location
 * Goldie

Line D series (objects)
Location: location
 * Spawn Point

Location: location
 * Tower

Location: location
 * Rainmaker

Location: location
 * Power Clam

Location: location
 * Bumper

Location: location
 * Squid Bumper

Location: location
 * Balloon

Location: location
 * Tree

Line E series (weapons)
right Location: location
 * Splattershot

right Location: location
 * Splat Roller

right Location: location
 * Splat Bomb

right Location: location
 * Burst Bomb

right Location: location
 * Suction Bomb

right Location: location
 * Curling Bomb

right Location: location
 * Autobomb

right Location: location
 * Toxic Mist

Line F series (characters)
right Location: location
 * Pearl

right Location: location
 * Marina

right Location: location
 * Flow

right Location: location
 * Jelfonzo

right Location: location
 * Sheldon

right Location: location
 * Bisk

right Location: location
 * Crusty Sean

right Location: location
 * Murch

right Location: location
 * Judd & Li'l Judd

right Location: location
 * Mr. Grizz

Line G series (brands)
right Location: location Our sweat dripping from every pore.
 * Tentatek

The harse, hot sun won't stop this run.

We grit our teeth and ask for more. right Location: location I hate the sea but love the breeze.
 * Zekko

The sandy shore I will endure

Just for that brisk, zephyrous tease. right Location: location A Skalop brand atop your crown
 * Skalop

Will turn some heads but really shreds

When it is simply turned around. right Location: location Squids often wear this as they strike
 * Squidforce

With bomb and brush. It's quite a rush.

I wish I could know what that was like... right Location: location Your 'tude is righteous, as you say.
 * Firefin

Is your science as defiant?

Prove that your battle rhymes can slay. right Location: location I see you standing in the rain.
 * Zink

Within a storm—forever warm.

Powerful as a hurricane. right Location: location Put down the phone; go shelve your book.
 * Inkline

Get ready, champ—it's time to camp!

We'll share a drink right from the brook! right Location: location Constructed of glass and concrete,
 * Toni Kensa

A city stays in dull, drab grays

Till we splash color on its streets.

Line H series (symbols)
right Location: location Mistakes of youth teach us a lot.
 * Jr. Mark

We skate too fast and have a blast

And learn quickly not to get caught. right Location: location "When going through here, play it cool!"
 * "Slow Your Roll" Mole

Or get a clue and don't go through!

I won't bend on this! Them's the rules! right Location: location I pack my feelings in a box:
 * iShipIt Logo

A parcel stuffed with hope and love

And trimmed with stamps unorthodox. right Location: location I've seen this, but I'm not aware
 * Familiar Graffiti

Just what the splat I'm looking at!

Is it a frog or a brown bear? right Location: location How I admire Li'l Max!
 * Li'l Max

The highest rank to be so swank

That my rivals have heart attacks.

Line I series (Octo Canyon)
right Location: location The tides go out and take the light.
 * Marie

How will I greet you when we meet?

It keeps me up on inkstained nights. right Location: location Your song inspired a blush of love.
 * Callie

It gave my heart a fresh new start.

Now I ascend to shores above. right Location: location I leave without ceremony.
 * DJ Octavio

Don't be too sore; I wanted more.

My sincerest apology. Location: location When I get my hands on these fish
 * Sardinium

I might exchange them on the range,

Except that they look so delish... right Location: location A mystery rolled up and bound—
 * Sunken Scroll

Oh, what's the use? It's too obtuse.

I'll dump it in the lost and found. right Location: location Beneath a summer sky I walk,
 * Key

Through valley, plain, and back again,

Dreaming of what you might unlock. right Location: location The rhythm etched in little jolts;
 * Mini Zapfish

Those idols sing and put a spring

In my steps as I crank the volts. right Location: location Encased in a sturdy sphere of glass.
 * Zapfish

It breaks my heart to see you caught

With whiskers trembling as I pass. Location: location Though slick with slime, I keep my grip.
 * Power Egg

The chill seeps through my gift from you.

I mustn't let this cargo slip.

Line J series (gear)
right Location: location I don't quite trust this stark white brand.
 * White Tee

It's more for squids or little kids...

And where's the pop? It's oh-so bland! right Location: location This swells a stir of royal pride.
 * King Tank

In small or large, you lead the charge.

The ink of nobles flows inside. right Location: location On colder days, I like these clothes.
 * Skalop Hoodie

With other threads I'd stay in bed—

It's too frigid to be exposed! right Location: location I see you walking down the street.
 * Mint Darkoniks

You think you're slick in those lime kicks,

But they'd look fresher on my feet. right Location: location The squishing footsteps trudge in muck.
 * Neon Sea Slugs

Their path revealed by heavy heel.

My heart beats quick; a stroke of luck! right Location: location Such devilfish-may-care coture—
 * Orange Arrows

The colors clash and make a splash!

Without a doubt, footwear du jour. right Location: location It keeps the elements away:
 * Takoroka Mesh

No rain, nor heat, nor wind, nor sleet.

But does it guard against ink spray? right Location: location No matter thickness, brim, or gauge,
 * Knitted Hat

A well-done purl will awe the world.

These handmade hats are all the rage!

Trivia

 * The mem cakes resemble erasers, specifically the kind that are shaped to look like certain things. This could be a reference to the fact that Agent 8's memories have been "erased" (whether or not they were deliberately erased is unknown).
 * All Mem Cake descriptions are written in poems, following the format; A, BB, A.