Can't Touch This Station

Can't Touch This Station is a mission in the Octo Expansion.

Gameplay
The player must proceed to the end without getting hit by any enemy or stepping in any enemy ink. Doing either will result in the ink bomb on Agent 8's back exploding, costing them one life.

Quotes
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"Please make your way to the goal without taking any damage."

"If you touch even a single drop of enemy ink, it's game over I'm afraid."

"It can be easy to lose track of ink on the ground, so watch your step."

"You took damage - test failed."

"You contacted enemy ink - test failed."

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"And take care not to step in any enemy ink either!"

"Splat before you get splatted!"

- When the player has the Classic Squiffer or the Splat Roller equipped.

"Enemy reinforcements dropping in! TEMPORARILY RETREAT!"

"This has to be the last vault. Find that key, squiddo!"

"Key ahoy!"

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"OK - all you gotta do is get to the goal without taking any damage."

"Keep moving forward as you ink turf."

- When the player has the Classic Squiffer or the Splat Roller equipped.

"Launch your Brella to clear a path through the enemy ink!"

- When the player has the Tenta Brella equipped.

"That's a vault, which means there must be a key nearby!"

"Oh, great... The key is surrounded."

"I can see the goal on the other side of that vault!"

"Enemies detected - proceed with caution!"

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"So don't even THINK about getting shot by an enemy. Got it?"

"Don't forget - you can use your Brella to block enemy shots too!"

- When the player has the Tenta Brella equipped.

"You got the key - now get to the vault!"

"Then I guess they're all going down!"

"BAM! Let's head back."

"Booyah - LET'S GO!"

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Trivia

 * The title and subtitle are both lyrics from the MC Hammer song U Can't Touch This.
 * This station has Mini 4WD floating around in the background. These miniature vehicle models were made by Tamiya.
 * The Dutch mission description erroneously states not to touch ink, giving the impression that it includes the player's ink.