Blog:Squid Sisters

Introduction by Mr Squid
This is the blog for Squid Sisters stuff (written by the Squid Sisters) like: -and more!
 * Callie's guide to eating
 * Science with Marie.
 * How to tell if you're playing against one of the Squid Sisters
 * Getting barnsquids
 * How to play the Piano
 * Callie and Marie at the Inkopolis 2016 Squidlympics
 * How to spam DJ Octavio's emails

You can talk to the Squid Sisters in the Talk to the Squid Sisters section of the talk. But before I leave to let the Squid Sisters finish the blog, I want to say one thing: Go team Callie in splatfest!

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Hello from the Squid Sisters!
Hi there ! It's Callie and Marie  and we're doing this blog!

Shopping with the Squid Sisters
By Callie and Marie

This is Callie's shopping list:
 * Chips
 * Cupcakes
 * Ice-cream
 * More chips
 * Whoopie cushions
 * Splatoon amiibos
 * Squid Sisters socks
 * Cookies
 * Even more chips
 * Potatoes

This is Marie's shopping list:
 * Meatballs
 * Jigsaw puzzles
 * Vitamins
 * Basketballs
 * Cake
 * Sushi
 * Clothes

Callie's guide to eating
Written by Callie

This is my guide to eating. Here are some top 10 tips on eating food.
 * 1 Eat lots of chips. Chips are good for the brain according to a website made by Callie.
 * 2 Don't listen to Marie. She will tell you to stop eating and that you are disgusting. That is all one big fat lie.
 * 3 Put lots of salt/sugar. The more you put the better.
 * 4 Don't copy Judd. He eats wrongly. That's why he is so ummm  obese   big.
 * 5 Get good quality food. Don't buy Marie brand chips. It comes from the toilet and that's where it belongs.
 * 6 If you choose my team for splatfest, you'll get free Callie brand chips. They are WAY better than Marie's one.
 * 7 Eat more dessert. The more, the better.
 * 8 Chocolate. It's the best!
 * 9 Avoid drinking lemonade. Lemonade somehow makes Judd get angry at you.
 * 10 Stay Fresh!

Science with Marie
Hello everyone! Welcome to the science lab, a great place to do scientific experiments. But the science lab can also be a place of DANGER! So that's why I have a inspector to make sure everything is okay. That inspector is Judd. Wait... where did Judd go? Oh no! He somehow collapsed! This sounds like an injury alert! Woop-woop-woop. What should you do if somebody collapses? Should you: -The answer is....... none of them. It's the two hundred and forty-forth one- Tell them to wake up and have breakfast.
 * You could explode the room with chemicals.
 * You could set yourself on fire!
 * You could break the glass and lose all your money paying for it.
 * Bounce on their tummy
 * Use them as a ladder to fix the lights
 * Or have a nice sleep with them too, enjoying the peace and quiet.

Anyway, now to our experiment. We want to see what happens when you mix fhtdgydfudff and fgjydchjutdshjyf together. First, get a bowl. Next put the first one in. Next, slowly pour the second ingredient in and keep mixing. In one one hour the bowl will start to fly. Let's wait now. ⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱⏱ It is now time to see if-  BOOM!!! Okay, now my inspecter will clean up the mess.

The end!

Favourite Games
By Callie and Marie


 * Callie
 * 1 Hide and seek
 * 2 Put whoopie cushions on Marie's seat
 * 3 Mario fart
 * 4 Snakes and ladders
 * 5 Stacking blocks


 * Marie
 * 1 Chasey
 * 2 Super Mario BREAKER
 * 3 Callie smack
 * 3 Soccer
 * 4 Putting meatballs on Callie's seat.
 * 5 Heads and tails

Marie's guide to sleeping
By Marie

Have you ever woke up one morning and felt like sleeping in your bed for "another five minutes"? Well that's what I feel like almost everyday.

I have two alarm clocks. One I broke yesterday. The other one is still working but is very annoying. I broke my alarm clock (not Callie) on an accident. It was ringing and it woke me up. I knocked it off the table instead of prssing the button to turn it off. It broke. I didn't care and I fell asleep. Then my second alarm clock rang. It pinched me and said, "Hurry up! We're going to be late for work!" (can you guess who that alarm clock is?). So I got out of bed and tripped over the broken alarm clock. I walked slowly to the lift (more information about that cam be found later in the blog) but Callue got there first. I had to wait for the lift. I leaned against the closed lift doors and had a little sleep. When the doors opened I fell over and bashed my head. So I got the day off from work and played video games. But my head hurts still.

What's the moral of the story? There's none. Oh, except for bruising your head is the best way to not go to school/work/whatever and play video games (I think).

Ignore Marie or do the alternatives
By Callie

Ignore Marie. If you are playing the trumpet and Marie comes out of nowhere and says to you, "You're dumb," watch Judd sleep or smash the trumpet and throw bits of it at her or watch children's TV shows or look in her armpits for any signs of hair or search Inkipefia for "idiot" or have a shower or call an ambulance or hide in a rubbish bin or clap and cheer for her or tell Mr Squid or pull her by her tentacles or...

Ignore Marie. If you are eating at a resturant and Marie comes out of nowhere and says to you, "You're a loser," ignore her or punch her or call 911 or tell an admin or get help from an adult you trust or run away or count to ten or sing her a lullaby or pick her nose or tug at her skirt etc.

Ignore Marie. If you are buying some chips at Arowana Mall and Marie comes out of nowhere and says to you, "You're stupid," smack her butt or throw food at her face or try to climb up the shelves to escape from her or call the police or say, "walmart fart walmart fart walmart fart," or tell her that she forgot to wear her dress or congratulate her or edit Inkipedia or get a brain or buy her toilet roll or...

Ignore Marie. If you are picking your nose and Marie comes out of nowhere and says, "You are an idiot," do a backflip or go to school or drop your food on her head or vomit or read this blog or ignore Marie or hack into her Inkipedia account and use it go spam and get her blocked or sit on the toilet or do a dance or sing nursery rhymes or call for your mummy or tell Marie that her brain fell out of her head or pretend to be tofu or drink Idiot soup and get arrested...

Apologise!!!
By _________

Say sorry Callie.

For what?

You know.

Okay.

So say it!

Sorry Callie.

Stop it!

What?