User:Chaos Agent

"The wiki... So well kept! I'll be out of a job!"

- A man who wants to hit his head against a keyboard repeatedly.

Well, since my talk page is wonky, you're just gonna have to click it manually. I'm terrible at wikitext.

A Bit of Background
I'm Chaos Agent. No worries, I'm not a vandal, nor will I ever be. (I chose the name because I play a bunch of shooters.) I've been part of a forum and wiki for a fangame, Pokémon Insurgence, so I get the gist of this kind of stuff. I'm nitpicky when it comes to grammar. Splatoon 2 was the first actual game I played for hours on end. I'll help with rewriting anything! (Sans the obvious fanon, I have no idea how you pull that off.)

Some Stuff About You

 * You are, which isn't a bad name.
 * You've been here on Inkipedia since . Good one for being on the team of editors!
 * You've made edits. Keep on editing!

Musings of a Tired Man (Edited Whenever My Laziness Kicks In)

 * Shout out to Rassicas and Ardnin  for their research on Inkling (The language, not the species)!
 * This has been one of the most orderly wikis for a while... Until Jelfonzo's shirt was translated, and even then, it was a civilized controversy.
 * I have a grudge against Chaos (Ironic, isn't it?), being an "Orderling" (Gent, gal, and other pronouns who chose Order). But now post-fest, it seems Chaos was the best choice, for Order would've been too bland (Utopias are too overused), and the chaos makes the game a bit more interesting.
 * Splatoon 2 is the second game I've played the longest on Switch, behind Smash Bros.
 * I'm 2 for 3 on Splatfests. CURSE YOU, TEAM ROCK!
 * Why didn't we get a Halloween Splatfest?
 * I'm surprised the balancing is decent. There are some standout greats (E-Liter, Sloshing Machine, Dark Tetras) and some terrible ones (Undercover Brella, Bloblobber), but nothing is too drastic.
 * Also, continuing on U-Brella hate, I make jokes whenever I see one, like "Don't you lecture me with your 40 damage shots!" (Also, fun fact: Did you know the line "Don't you lecture me with your thirty-dollar haircut!" originated in Dragon Ball? Android 13 uttered the now-infamous line to Trunks.)

Views: An Editorial on Weapons, Players and Other Carp I Can't Put in on Splatoon 2/3

 * Kensa .52 Gal: There are two types of people with this: The "HOLY CARP 20 SPLATS", and people who just spam Booyah Bomb.
 * Rapid Blaster Pro Deco: A name that suits its range.
 * Clash Blaster Neo: The grass is greener on the other side. Level 30 is preposterous for a terrible weapon.
 * Anyone Decked Out with The Sennyu Suit, Mecha Armor XXX, Or The Eminence set: RUN. Those Japanese will beat the blobfish out of you.
 * Skipper Pavilion: Lateral symmetry. Because why not?
 * Angle Shooter: It should be its Japanese name. Line Marker is a better name. And it's just terrible in general, I say as I play Splattershot Pro.
 * Double-Cross Dab: It's either a play on words (Dab the fish, dab the action), or the devs are behind the times.

My Wishes for Splatoon 3 (A Plus If It Happened [Y], Undetermined [U], Or Didn't [N])

 * A fun and balanced kit for every weapon. [Y]
 * Patches that help the game get more diverse weapon usage. [Y]
 * No more nerfed-to-heaven weapons, *Cough cough Range Blaster cough cough*. [U]
 * Being able to customize what stage and ink color you want without private battles. [Y (Recon is close enough but terribly forgettable)]
 * More gimmick weapons. Not just, "Oh, just slap on one less nanometer of jump RNG.", but more creative ones like Ballpoint's two firing modes or Nautilus's storing its charge under ink. [Y (So far.)]
 * More casual options. Not just Turf War. And no, Salmon Run doesn't count. Job ratings are ranks. Fight me. [U]