Don't Ralph Station

Don't Ralph Station is a test in Splatoon 2 paid downloadable content, Octo Expansion. This station is unlocked after clearing Bust & Run Station or Heinous 8-Ball Station.

Access
The player must clear either Bust & Run Station or  Heinous 8-Ball Station to access this test. The shortest way to access this station is to clear Bust & Run Station.

Overview
The player must use the H-3 Nozzlenose to activate Ink Switches to get to the goal. Activating the ink switches will spin the sloped platforms. There is also an ink switch that rotates a platform that has two walls on the sides that prevent Octomissiles from hitting an ink switch, keeping the platform that leads to the goal away from the player.

Tips
This station tasks you with shooting the spinning switches to open paths and advance through the level. First up are some rotating platforms. Shoot the target to spin them around 180 degrees, run across to the end, then spin them 180 degrees again to reach the next area. Next, paint the wall near the missile launcher, climb atop it, and shoot the nearby target once to spin the wall 90 degrees. This will open a path for the missile to hit the target near the checkpoint, which will trigger a moving platform to come toward you. Once you are aboard, hit the target again to close off the missiles' path so the platform will return to its former position.

Next, you will come to a platform heavily guarded by enemies. Shoot the target to the right to cause the T-shaped platform to spin around and push them off from the back. Then climb up on top of the T platform and hit the target again to make it spin back and help you reach the final area.

Mem Cake
"The polished nozzle gleams and shines. Unblemished gun reflects the sun. A good day's match; victory's mine."

- Splattershot mem cake

Completing this test awards the player with the Splattershot mem cake.

English
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S2 Icon C.Q. Cumber 2.png C.Q. Cumbergreen
"Please shoot the ink switches one at a time."

"The Octomissiles here can be useful, depending on how you use them."

"You'll want to make good use of the range on that Nozzlenose too."

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S2 Icon Marina 2.png Marinagreen
"Ah, it looks like you can use that ink switch to change the path of the Octomissiles!"

"Goal in sight!"

"The Octomissiles should be able to pass through now."

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S2 Icon Pearl 2.png Pearlgreen
"An ink switch - shoot it!"

"The lift goes zoom!"

"There's an ink switch!"

"Later, bad guys!"

"Zoomy lift, the sequel!"

"Booyah!"

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Trivia

 * The title is a reference to the nineties slang term "to ralph", meaning "to vomit" and the subtitle is a reference to Will Smith's 1997 song, Gettin' Jiggy wit It.
 * The term "to ralph" is used by Marina in one of the stage quotes for Humpback Pump Track.
 * This station has "Chikyu Goma" gyroscopes and "Kutsuwa" pencil cases floating around in the background. The Japanese toy gyroscopes have been produced since 1921. The "Kutsuwa" pencil cases are Japanese pencil cases from the eighties.
 * The pencil cases have Jellyfish and other Splatoon-themed sea creatures on them.
 * Swass 8-Ball Station also has the gyroscopes and Phat Splatz Station also has the pencil cases floating around in the background as well.
 * The Dutch title of this station, "Middelvliedende kracht", alludes to the gyroscopes.
 * The Russian subtitle and title are a reference to the Pole Chudes TV-show.
 * Don't Ralph Station is the only mission in the Octo Expansion to use the H-3 Nozzlenose.