User:As of July,

hi ∞

sometimes i eat fuzzy ooze

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Octarians
Octarians have hair. Proof is below ↓

Gallery of Octarians not having hair
actually this doesn't exist.

Moving on

Call a spade a ♠, they're the same thing
because they are the same thing

duh

Not calling a spade a ♠ even though they're the same thing
what

Where's the ♠?
uhhhh

Seriously, though, where's the ♠?????
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Calling a spade that's a shovel a ♠ even they're not the same thing because a spade is slightly different than a shovel and that a shovel and a ♠ are somewhat different
OK shut it down

= THE THING =

What the thing is
The thing is a Stinger that just shoots from more and more pans. It can deplete almost all of your health, if not insta-kill you.

It cannot be stopped

Just run for it You'll definitely be safer

WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY safer

On the other hand, Mr. Grizz will be very angry at you.

Very angry

VERY ANGRY

The legitimacy of "THE THING"
There is no thing.

There totally is no thing

THERE IS NO THING