User:Rainylol

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little squid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Woomy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Octovalley, and I have over 300 confirmed sprinkler kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire STD armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across inkopolis and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ******. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my sprinklers. Not only am I extensively trained in sprinkler combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ammo Knights and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little squid. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, squiddo.