Squid Research Lab/Archive/2017

This is an archive of all the posts from the Live from Squid Research Lab Tumblr. It is a direct copy of the source material, and as such, any errors are retained. Tumblr tags are designated with a box around it:.

July




Hey, it’s Bisk the spider crab! He’s also the proud proprietor of Inkopolis Square’s premier shoe shop, Shella Fresh. His many long limbs welcome customers one and all, and he exudes the type of laid-back cool you just can’t teach.

2017-07-14





This Jellyfish gentleman goes by the name Jelfonzo, and he runs Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe. And check out his origin story: one day he just split off of Jelonzo in Inkopolis Plaza, and there he was! I think that makes him Jelonzo’s son? He apparently learned to speak Inkling from an ancient text of some sort, so his speech sounds a bit outdated (to say the least). But don’t let that fool you. When it comes to fashion, this dapper dude is always up on the hottest trends.

2017-07-14



Breaking News! A special stage called Shifty Station will be added to the rotation during Splatfests! It appears to be exclusive to Splatfest battles, and apparently the stage design can even change from Splatfest to Splatfest.

2017-07-31





Did you notice that SplatNet 2 displays which side your friends have voted for in the upcoming Splatfest? This is especially helpful if you want to try out Team Battle. As a reminder, Team Battle requires four players (must be friends with someone from the same team who is in the Lobby) to join a private lobby before being matched up against another team of four.

2017-07-31

August


Have you seen any Inklings with shiny weapons when spawning at the beginning of a Ranked Battle? We discovered this occurs when the player has recently been winning a lot of Ranked Battles with that weapon in the current rank. Put another way, this Inkling is currently on fire! It will be worth checking out how these players battle, whether on your squad or not.

2017-08-01



We at the Squid Research Lab have spent a lot of time debating this topic and now we need your help. Are you ready for the battle between Ketchup and Mayonnaise? Pick a side and get ready to Ink it out in the next Splatfest for Splatoon 2 - Beginning tomorrow at 9pm PT for 24 hours.

2017-08-03



Tonight at 7PM PST, the Sloshing Machine returns to Ammo Knights! This appliance is basically your normal everyday washing machine…except it fires twisting volleys of beautiful, messy ink! Use the Autobomb sub to track down campers and splat faraway foes with the Sting Ray special! Per Sheldon, “This set is perfect for splatting like a wild child and drowning the battlefield in a whirlwind of ink!”

2017-08-25

[Notice] The SplatNet servicefor the Splatoon game on the Wii U system will be permanently closed on September 30th, 2017. Online multiplayer battles will still be available, as this update only affects the SplatNet service. We sincerely thank all players for using this companion site for the original Splatoon game.

2017-08-29



It’s a superpowered Splatfest this week in Splatoon 2! Which team will reign supreme? Let’s take a look.

Team Flight gets to save a bunch of money on plane tickets and you never have to sit in traffic again! Invisibility has its perks too though. You’d make a pretty great spy, being able to listen in on secret conversations, and skipping lines would be a breeze!

Of course, there’s only one way to settle this argument, and that’s by inking up your opponents on the splattlefield this weekend! Splatfest kicks off Friday 9/1 at 9PM PT and ends Saturday 9/2 at 9PM PT.

May the best superpower team win!

2017-08-30

September


There is much science happening with today’s new weapon. According to Sheldon, the Rapid Blaster Pro uses a chamber system that delays oxidization to the last possible instance. So what does this mean exactly? An incredible range, that’s what!

This range is made even more dangerous with the Toxic Mist Sub weapon and Ink Storm Special (which is, of course, excellent for providing cover for your teammates). Overall, it’s a kit for the more technically minded Inklings out there.

Hopefully these findings will help your own Inkling research later tonight when the weapon becomes available.

2017-09-22

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For those who seek safety during a downpour, it may be time to pitch a Tenta Brella! According to our research, the new Tenta Brella weapon will be available tonight! For even more details, check out this report from a source calling itself the Nintendo Treehouse Log. Does this source have academic credibility?

2017-09-29

October


Greetings, everyone! Today’s weapon report is very dynamic because it’s about a Dynamo. Err, does that make it Dynamo-ic? We’ll work on that phrasing, but more important is that the Gold Dynamo Roller will be available starting tonight!

It’s functionally the same as the Dynamo Roller (except it looks more expensive). This means that you’ll still have a weighty roller that’s designed for high strength and long range. However, this kit also comes with the Splat Bomb sub weapon and the Ink Armor special – making it much easier to fight near the front lines of battle.

2017-10-27



Pearl and Marina are putting the Boo in Boo-yah! And someone tell Lil’ Judd to stop staring at us like that! Have a Splatty Halloween tomorrow squid kids!

2017-10-30

November


We received a transmission that a huge Splatoon 2 LAN tournament is being planned for Boston this weekend, Nov 4-5, and it’s organized by some friends of the Squid Research Lab. Hosted at the Balance Patch Gaming Cafe in Boston, they’re bringing 2 full days of inking action featuring top players and teams, including members of Set To Destroy X (previously Deadbeat), who won the 2017 Splatoon 2 World Inkling Invitational!

All the action will be streamed by EndGameTV. If any local Boston squids are interested, you can check out more details here and here. We can’t wait to see which team comes out on top in one of the biggest Splatoon 2 LAN tournaments yet!

2017-11-01



It’s finally back! This Black Friday (today!), Sheldon has a special weapon in store for Inklings with an appetite for heavy firepower. The Hydra Splatling. This puppy emits high-pressure ink like a fire extinguisher and has the longest range among Splatling-type weapons. Although it takes time to charge, the firepower will increase by charging it to the max. It comes with the Autobomb sub and Splashdown special. You can pick it up starting at 6 PM PT tonight, the same time that MakoMart opens its doors!

2017-11-24

December


Like any good piece of spy equipment, the Undercover Brella is not what it seems. Our research has revealed that the canopy-launching mechanism has been removed to allow for rapid fire, and this Brella can even be fired when the canopy is open! Very surprising given that it looks like a normal umbrella to the untrained eye.

Adding to this kit is the Ink Mine and the Splashdown special. The Splashdown isn’t particularly spy-like, but it does pack a surprising punch for unsuspecting Inklings. You can try it yourself when it becomes available later this evening.

2017-12-29



Happy New Year! May you have a splat-ful 2018!

2017-12-31