User:DontTreatMeLikePotato

"Off the Hook will be mine truly if they ever make plushies of them..."

- DontTreatMeLikePotato after the announcement for Hare versus Tortoise

Hey, I'm DontTreatMeLikePotato. I'm pretty new here, but Splatoon 2 is one of my favorite video games and I have a lot to say. Let me start with the important stuff: qualityrific wiki pages are good.

Splatoon experience and stuff
I've played both Splatoons and I <3 them. But before around December 2016, I didn't know anything about Splatoon. I missed all the Splatfests...

In Splatoon, I'm level 30-something and I use the Dual Squelcher. I still play turf war occasionally. Is it just me, or is it kind of... easier? Also, I've completed all Octo Valley levels, but never got around to completing all the amiibo challenges. Did most of them though.

In Splatoon 2, I'm level 34 and I use the Dualie Squelchers! How very fitting! I've completed all Octo Canyon levels with all weapons.

I've completed Octo Expansion and all the stations. But not with all the weapons. Definitely not going through that... Not with that darn Girl Power Station... I didn't bother with Inner Agent 3 either. Tried a few times a while back, then quit.

Splatoon
I wasn't actually around for any of these, but I guess I can still say which teams I would have picked.

I got this list thing from someone else's userpage. I'm sorry... I'm just not a tech person.

The curse of popularity
The more popular teams seemed to keep losing... and Marina's continued being more popular. Wow, too bad for her. Anyway, I decided there's probably some ancient Indians buried under Inkopolis cursing the more popular team to lose.

The final Splatfest seems to have proven this wrong... or at least that the Indians aren't angry anymore.

Andrew Going Off Book
He doesn't know why he never won any...

Squid Sisters/OTH fandom
I like Callie, Marie, Pearl, Marina in order.

Callie is first because she's just so chipper and upbeat and and and I just like her. Also her name is two letters off from my real name.

Marie is second because she has Agent Fourbia. Muahahahaha... (I have Agent Fourbia as well.) Also I like the Squid Sisters more than Off the Hook.

Pearl is third because the weird things she does and says make her amusing.

Marina is fourth. I'm SORRY. I STILL LOVE YOU. Just... not as much as everyone else. Because... she thinks pancakes disintegrate in your mouth. PANCAKES ARE NOT GUM THAT YOU LEAVE IN YOUR MOUTH ALL NIGHT, MARINA. (Also, I once almost ate my Joy-Con because of you.)

When I first saw Pearl and Marina, I liked Marina more than Pearl. While Marina's outfit bothered me, she seemed... not as attitudey. But Pearl grew on me and sometime after Pancakes versus Waffles, I decided Marina was out of her mind. Insane. And I usually agreed with Pearl, but when I didn't, she was still funny. Like in Time Travel versus Teleportation... *flashbacks and forgets I'm supposed to be writing my userpage*

My love for Agent 4
Two months after Splatoon 2 came out, I got Agent Fourbia.

Okay, so I don't really get how this happened, but... I LOVE Agent 4. I LOVE HER. Back in 2017 I wrote fan fiction about my versions of her and Agent 3 and Callie and Marie getting on a plane only to find it was hijacked by Octarians. Yeah it was really random, don't judge me. And then I kept on writing fan fiction and it got more and more intense. SOOOOOOO INTENSE.

I got rid of a whole bunch here because it was about the final Splatfest which is now over. I think I did pretty well overall... Won, like, eight turf wars and lost four... One of those four being against a team with a 16 WIN STREAK... outrageous. And I got to fire off Pearl's Killer Wail. Or Princess Cannon, whatever.

What the Hero Hoodie Replica's article should ACTUALLY say
The Hero Hoodie Replica is a long-sleeved, yellow-green zipper jacket with a hood. The shoulders and upper arms are made of a more reflective material to improve visibility and drive people who try to replicate it insane.

Bye then
I can't believe you read all that nonsense... unless you just skipped to the bottom of the page for some reason. Well, see ya!