Marina's chat room

Marina's chat room (stylized ♪MARINA'S CHAT★ROOM♪) is a series of chat logs viewable in Octo Expansion.

Marina hacked into Agent 8's CQ-80 device and uploaded logs of some chat sessions that she wanted to share. The chat participants were Marina (DJ_Hyperfresh), Pearl (MC.Princess), Cap'n Cuttlefish (CraigCuttlefish), and Agent 2.

Unlocking
Chat sessions are unlocked by completing specific stations. Stations are grouped as detailed in the table below; these groupings are used internally by the game and not shown to the player. Beating any one station in a group will unlock the next chat log. Only one chat log can be unlocked per group. Chat logs will always unlock in the same order regardless of which group the player targets.



Chats
The chat logs from all 11 chat sessions are reproduced below.

Session 1
 ■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyone here yet?

DJ_Hyperfresh > Helloooooooooooo?

■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.

MC.Princess > Ayo its Pearl! aka MC Princess, aka The Baroness of Bars, aka MC Foreign Policy

DJ_Hyperfresh > ...

MC.Princess > OH SNAP its Marina

DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey, Pearl...

MC.Princess > aka DJ Hyperfresh

MC.Princess > aka DJ Cold Breakfast, aka The Fuzzy Dazzler, aka DJ Catch-and-Release

■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has joined the chatroom.

MC.Princess > Bahaha! Dudes screen name is just his first and last name. Gotta love old people lol

DJ_Hyperfresh > Hi, Captain Cuttlefish! Can you see the chatroom okay on your cell phone?

CraigCuttlefish > I CAN SEE IT JUST FINE THANKS FOR ASKING

CraigCuttlefish > BUT ALL MY LETTERS ARE BIG FOR SOME REASON

MC.Princess > Hit the caps lock key, cap

DJ_Hyperfresh > It should be the button in the lower left, depending on your phone.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Btw, I was able to hack into the CQ-80, so Agent 8 should be able to see our chat logs.

CraigCuttlefish > Te$+, 1 @M cUtTleF:$h

DJ_Hyperfresh > Agent 8, we'll send you a dump of our latest chat logs every few stages. Keep an eye out!

MC.Princess > Yo cap how did you even type like that? You gotta show me.

Session 2
 MC.Princess > Yo I'ma go cop some snacks PEACE

DJ_Hyperfresh > OK, gotcha!

■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.

CraigCuttlefish > roger dodger

DJ_Hyperfresh > FYI - I've been using the CQ-80s coordinates to gather location data as Agent 8 passes each test.

DJ_Hyperfresh > This place must be deep beneath the surface. It seems to be under the influence of a powerful magnetic force...

DJ_Hyperfresh > Too powerful for conventional models to simulate actually. Based on the numbers I'm seeing, powerful enough to distort spacetime itself!

DJ_Hyperfresh > Captain, have you observed any abnormalities in your surroundings there?

CraigCuttlefish > IM0KoWrU

DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh... Is that supposed to be some kind of secret code? Or did you just butt text me?

CraigCuttlefish > bRiTe aNd bAd

DJ_Hyperfresh > Okay, definitely butt texting.

CraigCuttlefish > H@nGrY4sUsH-E

DJ_Hyperfresh > Riiiiiiight...

DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, it's almost like your location is in a different dimension than Inkopolis.

DJ_Hyperfresh > As long as Agent 8 keeps passing tests, we should be able to figure out what's going on.

DJ_Hyperfresh > We'll support you as much as we can, Agent 8. Keep it up!

Session 3
 MC.Princess > Yo how do I make the chat window full screen?

DJ_Hyperfresh > Alt-F4

■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Can't believe that actually worked...

DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, nice work passing those tests, Agent 8.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Unfortunately, I haven't discovered anything new since our last chat log, so we're kinda stuck in the mud.

DJ_Hyperfresh > But in the meantime, I was thinking we could get to know each other better by posting pics of ourselves!

DJ_Hyperfresh > Here, I'll go first...

DJ_Hyperfresh >

DJ_Hyperfresh > Whoops. Wrong pic!

CraigCuttlefish > now what do we have here

DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh, it's an old picture of Pearl.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Don't tell her I said this, but Pearl is srsly the coolest.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Aaaaaanyway, back to work. We'll have to save picture sharing for later.

Session 4
 ■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.

MC.Princess > I'm baaack!!!1

CraigCuttlefish > yes you are

MC.Princess > Marina? you here?

CraigCuttlefish > shes in the head

MC.Princess > The head?

MC.Princess > Whatever

MC.Princess > YO why is there a pic of me posted in here?!!!

MC.Princess > Isn't this against the law or something? Some data breach invasion of privacy thing?

MC.Princess > Oooh...we're doin intros. just read that part.

MC.Princess > OK, then it's my turn to post a pic of Marina! BOOM!

MC.Princess >

MC.Princess > This is when we first met. Back in the day.

MC.Princess > Here's a bonus one, just cuz

MC.Princess >

MC.Princess > HAHAHA! Like "Ay, wake yo sleepy head up!"

■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.

DJ_Hyperfresh > PEARL!

■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.

Session 5
 DJ_Hyperfresh > Battery's almost dead. I'm gonna go grab my charger.

MC.Princess > Word

■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom.

MC.Princess > Man, there's nuthin to do when it's just me and you here cap...

CraigCuttlefish > what do you mean

MC.Princess > Uuuuugh i'm booored

MC.Princess > But maybe I'll do a lil research on u. See whhat kinda dirt I can dig up.

CraigCuttlefish > i have nothing to hide

MC.Princess > We'll see

MC.Princess >

MC.Princess > The heck is this?

MC.Princess > "The Squidbeak Splatoon, led by Second Lieutenant Cuttlefish, visited grievous losses upon the forces of the enemy during the bitter siege of Arowana Castle."

CraigCuttlefish > that takes me back

MC.Princess > Dang cap. Guess ur the real deal.

Session 6
 MC.Princess > Yo what's taking Marina so long?

MC.Princess > That reminds me, we can check in on 8 using our video link, but you can't see us, right cap?

CraigCuttlefish > thats correct

MC.Princess > So you probably can't tell but just between you and me, Marina's kind of a weirdo. She's like freakishly tall and way to smart for her own good

MC.Princess > just the other day she built an entire battle stage all by herself. It had huge floating rocks and everything. Crazy right?

CraigCuttlefish > making rocks float

CraigCuttlefish > thats octo tech

MC.Princess > What do you mean?

CraigCuttlefish > you know. the octarian menace

MC.Princess > You mean those guys who lost the Great Turf War forever ago? We learned about them in school, but like...

MC.Princess > Hold up. You're not sayin Marina is working for the Octarian army. Are you?

CraigCuttlefish > i think you need to see this. its from my top secret octarian dossier

 Marina Ida



Gen 83 - Octoling combat engineer (whereabouts unknown)

CLASSIFIED

・Age 6: Enrolled in the elementary training program at Slimeskin Garrison.

''・Age 9: Skipped multiple grades. Took only advanced courses. Graduated.''

・Age 10: Member of Flooder design team (fully automated cleaning weapon).

''・Age 13: Joined Slimeskin Garrison. Specialized in improving Great Octoweapons.''

''・Age 16: Assigned to DJ Octavio's wasabi supply unit. Earned multiple commendations.''

''・Same year: Went AWOL after coming within audible range of the Calamari Inkantation sung by the New Squidbeak Splatoon. According to witness interviews, she said "This changes everything," before vanishing.''

CraigCuttlefish > Marina Ida

MC.Princess > member of Flooder design team?

CraigCuttlefish > those flooders are ruthless splatting machines they did in Agent 3 more times than i can count

MC.Princess > WHAT. Nah, Marina would never design something like that

CraigCuttlefish > its right there in the file

MC.Princess > now that you mention it, Marina IS totally obsessed with machines. And she's definitely the hardest working person i know

CraigCuttlefish > sounds exactly like the octos i fought in the war

MC.Princess > The battle stages she makes involve traps and stuff where you float, and you don't see things like that anywhere else...

CraigCuttlefish > only octarian military has that technology im telling you

MC.Princess > Huh, so Marina is involved with the Octarian military? I just...

MC.Princess > OH SNAP I remember her saying something about the Calamari Inkantation changing her life! and it's right there in the file!

CraigCuttlefish > that song has powers no one can explain no fan of that song is a foe of mine

MC.Princess > Right?! She might have some skeletons in her closet, but who doesn't am i right? Marina is one of the best people i know.

CraigCuttlefish > i guess shes okay for an octo

MC.Princess > I swear, cuttlefish. If you try to splat Marina I WILL CUT A FISH. U GOT THAT?

CraigCuttlefish > i um ok

MC.Princess > Good. Keep your head in the game, 8.

Session 7
 ■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Whew, I'm back. Sorry about that!

MC.Princess > Yo welcome back. Where u been tho?

DJ_Hyperfresh > Sorry, I dozed off at home for a bit...

CraigCuttlefish > welcome back young lady im glad you are here

DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh... What's with him?

MC.Princess > Sorry, squid's outta the bag. He brought out his top secret Octarian file and everything

DJ_Hyperfresh > ...

MC.Princess > That's on me, Marina. I never meant to dig into your past

DJ_Hyperfresh > Um...

MC.Princess > See old dude here used to fight against the Octarians

CraigCuttlefish > no fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. i dont see species

MC.Princess > See? everything's totally cool. kinda

DJ_Hyperfresh > ...

CraigCuttlefish > you are so articulate marina

DJ_Hyperfresh > wow

MC.Princess > Sorry... I mean, I always knew you were different, even if we never talked about it. I always figured...you know... with the jokes and stuff...

DJ_Hyperfresh > I never knew how to talk to you about it. Do you think...

DJ_Hyperfresh > Do you think I'll still be welcome in Inkopolis? Once everyone knows I'm an Octoling?

MC.Princess > ARE YOU KIDDING? Of course you will! everyone loves you!

DJ_Hyperfresh > Thanks, Pearlie. ;__;

MC.Princess > OK stop it with the waterworks before I change my mind

CraigCuttlefish > agent 8 is also an octarian but also appreciates the inkantation

MC.Princess > It all makes sense now

DJ_Hyperfresh > I could tell right away that Agent 8 had also been touched by the Calamari Inkantation.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Once our souls have been freed, there's no way we can continue to live under the oppression of Octarian society.

MC.Princess > Which is why we all need to work together

DJ_Hyperfresh > Agent 8, if you're reading this, we believe in you. Keep going. We'll do everything in our power to get you out of there.

DJ_Hyperfresh > ;__;

MC.Princess > OK shut it down

Session 8
 CraigCuttlefish > ILL BE BACK

MC.Princess > You've got your caps lock key on again, old man

CraigCuttlefish > ill be back

MC.Princess > Aight

■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.

DJ_Hyperfresh > What's going on, Pearl?

MC.Princess > Just trying to teach an old squid new tricks. Cap here was typing in all caps again

DJ_Hyperfresh > That makes sense. You've got a knack for teaching. ♪

MC.Princess > What do you mean?

CraigCuttlefish > how do I make music notes

MC.Princess > Just click the smiley face to bring up the emoji panel. It's in there somewhere

DJ_Hyperfresh > Haha, remember when we first met, Pearl? I had just come to the surface, and I didn't understand Inkopolis at all. You taught me everything I needed to know.

MC.Princess > LOL yeah. I remember thinking you were some country bumpkin when we first met on Mt. Nantai.

CraigCuttlefish > ♪

DJ_Hyperfresh > I went to Mount Nantai every day for a week, just hoping you would show up again.

MC.Princess > Bahaha yeah, I thought you were a stalker. I remember you singing when I showed up and then out of nowhere you were all like "LET'S START A BAND!"

DJ_Hyperfresh > I just had a feeling about you. I guess it worked out, cause look at us now!

MC.Princess > I mean, that first song you showed me was fire, so I had to say yes

MC.Princess > Actually, I think I still have the file on my desktop. One sec...

MC.Princess > Boom

MC.Princess > [[media:Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh.mp3|Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh]]

DJ_Hyperfresh > HAHA YES. I haven't heard this in forever. This is the demo version of Ebb & Flow!

CraigCuttlefish > How do I make question marks

MC.Princess > You still here?

MC.Princess > The question mark should be in the bottom right of your keyboard. Knock yourself out

MC.Princess > LOL Marina I just remembered you made that entire demo using that half-busted keyboard you had. But somehow the hook was still dope

DJ_Hyperfresh > Couldn't have done it without you...and that ridiculous recording studio you have in your house. Those old-school drum machines are legit.

CraigCuttlefish > ?

MC.Princess > We're saying we could tell the track was bumpin. Try to keep up cap

DJ_Hyperfresh > I think maybe he's just... Actually, nevermind.

MC.Princess > Sorry about him.

DJ_Hyperfresh > I was shocked the first time I heard you rap. I thought for sure you were gonna be wack tbh, but once you started spittin I was like, "dang, this munchkin got bars."

MC.Princess > Haha shut up. Never underestimate the Pearl. aka MC Reverse Psychology, aka MC Danger Noodle

CraigCuttlefish > ???//?????////??/

MC.Princess > She's the DJ, I'm the rapper is what I'm saying, Cap! What don't you get about this?!

DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, I know we talk a lot of smack on the show and all, but I just wanted to say thanks. For everything.

Session 9
 CraigCuttlefish > My name is Cuttlefish, but I don't cuddle with fish. My only wish is for a delicious dish.

MC.Princess > Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap

■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey! ♪

MC.Princess > Yooo

CraigCuttlefish > Hello there

DJ_Hyperfresh > What are you guys up to?

MC.Princess > Just workshopping some rhymes

MC.Princess > The captain decided he wants to be a rapper, but he's not exactly comin correct with these rhymes yet

CraigCuttlefish > No fan of hip-hop is a foe of mine. I don't see genre.

DJ_Hyperfresh > I know! Let's look at one of Pearl's old verses. Back before she knew anything about meter or rhythm...

DJ_Hyperfresh >

 Who need friends on this dark, cold night?

Not this rhymin' soldier—I'm a stark, bold knight!

On a higher level up here, can you feel me?

This Pearl's one of a kind, but my fam knows the real me!

CraigCuttlefish > Ooh this is on fire. You are a sickly rapper Pearl.

MC.Princess > Thanks?

MC.Princess > This is back when I was first comin up, before Marina and I met. I may not have known what I was doing, but I had heart

MC.Princess > Haha, remember this one? It only sold like 1000 copies...digital AND physical

MC.Princess > [[media:rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8.mp3|rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8]]

DJ_Hyperfresh > I always liked this one... What's it called again?

MC.Princess > "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin"

DJ_Hyperfresh > LOL that's right. I remember the stations refused to play it. For obvious reasons.

MC.Princess > But right after that we formed Off the Hook and recorded Ebb & Flow. That song sold like crabby cakes

CraigCuttlefish > Off what hook now?

MC.Princess > You seriously don't know? Geez old man. It's the name of the group me and Marina are in

CraigCuttlefish > Is it fresh?

MC.Princess > is it fresh? Come on my dude

MC.Princess > But furreal tho, the reviews of our first show had me worried for a minute there

DJ_Hyperfresh > Yeah, they described me as "the tall exotic-looking girl standing next to Pearl."

MC.Princess > BAHAHA

MC.Princess > Yeah, after that first show, the few fans I had kinda fell off

MC.Princess > But we won em back eventually.

MC.Princess > Good thing we did, or this Inkopolis News gig never woulda happened

DJ_Hyperfresh > Yeah, luckily our fourth single was a hit, right around the time Callie and Marie decided to move on

MC.Princess > We got really lucky with that Squid Sisters timing

CraigCuttlefish > Squid Sisters?

MC.Princess > Yeah cap, aren't those your grandkids?

MC.Princess > You know...

MC.Princess >

CraigCuttlefish > That reminds me. I should probably check in with them soon.

MC.Princess > They're probs worried about you

DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm sure they're keeping busy. I mean, their solo careers got so big, they outgrew Inkopolis News!

MC.Princess > Yo we've gotta up our networking game for real. We can't do Inkopolis News forever

DJ_Hyperfresh > Well we already have an offer from Humpback Pump Track to shoot a commercial. Once you learn how to ride without training wheels, of course.

MC.Princess > ...

Session 10
 ■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.

MC.Princess > AYYYYYYYYYYYY

DJ_Hyperfresh > Sup, gurrrrrrrrrrrl.

CraigCuttlefish > Welcome back ♪

MC.Princess > So, I went back to Inkopolis Square to buy some juice, and like

MC.Princess > There's a bunch of Octolings just hanging out!

CraigCuttlefish > The Octarians are upon us

DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm so happy! It's all the Octolings who were reborn when they heard the Calamari Inkantation!

CraigCuttlefish > No fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. I don't see species.

MC.Princess > Yeah... anyway, this is amazing!

DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm sure the Octolings will pick up the ins and outs of Inkling culture in no time! And hopefully add some of their own flavor too. ^_^

MC.Princess > YESSSSS I can't wait to hear more Octarian music bumpin thru the city

MC.Princess > You think they'll want in on turf war?

DJ_Hyperfresh > Of course!

MC.Princess > NOICE!!!1!

CraigCuttlefish > TURF WAR? I KNEW IT THE NEXT GREAT TURF WAR HAS BEGUN

MC.Princess > Naw cap. It aint like that

MC.Princess > Kids from our generation treat turf war battles like a sport. You know, for fun?

CraigCuttlefish > Is that so? ♪

DJ_Hyperfresh > And it sounds like some of them are already working for Grizzco!

MC.Princess > Dang. Makes sense tho. "The enemy of my enemy" and all that

DJ_Hyperfresh > Except we're not enemies...

MC.Princess > True that. You reading all this, 8? The sooner you get outta there, the sooner we can turf war it up together!

Bonus Track
 MC.Princess > I'm still zonked from pulling an all-nighter for the Splatfest... Gonna nap bye

■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.

DJ_Hyperfresh > Sorry, me too >__<

CraigCuttlefish > As you wish

DJ_Hyperfresh > C ya

■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom.

CraigCuttlefish > ??♪?♪?♪?☺☺☺☺

■Webmaster■ > Agent 2 has joined the chatroom.

Agent 2 > Huh?

Agent 2 > Hellooo?

CraigCuttlefish > agent two

Agent 2 > Wait... Gramps?!

■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has left the chatroom.

■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has joined the chatroom.

Agent 2 > Whoa, Gramps, calm down

Agent 2 > What's the deal with this chatroom? Ew... This isn't like a dating site, is it?

Agent 2 > No, that would be... ew.

Agent 2 > Where are you right now?

Agent 2 > Is Agent 3 with you?

CraigCuttlefish > We're both fine. Just protecting Inkopolis

Agent 2 > I'm so glad you're okay. I haven't heard from you in a while.

Agent 2 > Any idea when you'll be home?

CraigCuttlefish > Not sure

Agent 2 > Should I put dinner together?

CraigCuttlefish > Already ate

Agent 2 > Come on, no you didn't...

Agent 2 > Work's really busy right now, so if you don't come home soon...

CraigCuttlefish > seaweed stew

CraigCuttlefish > that sounds good

Agent 2 > Seaweed stew it is. I'll have it ready for you, k?

Agent 2 > Alright, I'll be at Cuttlefish Cabin whenever you decide to come back. Take care of yourself, Gramps. And stay fresh.

■Webmaster■ > Agent 2 has left the chatroom.

Trivia

 * One of Pearl's nicknames for Marina, "DJ Cold Breakfast", is a reference to the European Splatfest from November 2017, which was between Warm Breakfast vs. Cold Breakfast. Marina sponsored Team Cold.
 * In the Russian localization, Cap'n Cuttlefish initially communicates with Pearl and Marina with the KOI-8 codepage. This causes his text to display incorrectly, leaving Pearl and Marina unable to understand him.