No Whammy Station

No Whammy Station is a mission in the Octo Expansion.

Gameplay
Agent 8 must defend an orb being assaulted by Octozeppelins and Octomissiles from afar for one minute by using an Ink Cannon.

When the mission starts, there are four launchers - one Octomissile launcher and one Octozeppelin launcher on each side. At 25 seconds, six more launchers appear, four being Octomissile launchers and two being Octozeppelin launchers. The player has 5 lives to complete this station. Failure to do so will result in C.Q. Cumber splatting them.

Mem cake
"I leave without ceremony. Don't be too sore I wanted more. My sincerest apology."

- DJ Octavio mem cake

Completing this test awards the player with the DJ Octavio mem cake.

Quotes
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"Please defend the orb."

"If the orb is destroyed, you will fail."

"Shooting the orb will help it recover some health, so keep that in mind."

"The orb broke - test failed."

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"Blast those Octomissiles by shooting the turf just in front of them!"

"Aim for the tip of the tentacle on those Octozeppelins!"

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"You must protect the orb from enemy attacks!"

"Octomissile inbound - up to the right!"

"Octozeppelins approaching from the left and right!"

"You can shoot the orb to recover some of its health!"

"Octozeppelins approaching from behind as well!"

"More Octomissiles inbound - from up to the right!"

"Cya! Shoot the orb to recover some of its health!"

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"Octomissile incoming from the left!"

"Just 30 seconds left! You're good, right?"

"More Octomissiles inbound from the left!"

"Ten seconds left! Let's go, Eight!"

"Watch out - it's taking damage!"

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Trivia

 * The title and subtitle are a reference to the eighties game show Press Your Luck, where a cartoon character called "Whammy" would appear on the game's losing spaces.
 * This station has Inkling versions of "mamehon key holders" floating in the background. These miniature book keychains were popular in Japan in the latter half of the twentieth century.
 * The Dutch title and subtitle allude to this.