Blog:Splat Stuff

"I love editing on the amazing, ad-free, Splatoon wiki, Inkipedia!"

- 15:25, 30 June 2016 (UTC)

Hello Inklings, Jellyfish and Octoling this is my newest, biggest and bestest best blog ever (or not)

Splatoon Jokes
''Note:I made these myself. One of them I put on Miiverse got, like, 400 yeahs and I checked that about three months ago.'' What happens when an Inkling plays bowling? (This one got a massive amount of yeahs) -There us an Inkstrike!

What are Inklings' favourite song? -We wish you a merry Squidmas and a splatty new year.

What is Callie's favourite state in America? -California!

What job do you get to run over people with weapons! -An Inkipedia Patroller!

Top 10 Splatoon Tips
From the old blog These are my top 10 Splatoon tips. If you have any tips, you can add them in the discussion/talk.

1: Ink turf

Always ink turf. This just does not apply for Regular Battles, it also works well for Ranked Battles, in particular Rainmaker. If you have the Rainmaker and there is lots of your team's ink everywhere, it is a lot easier to get to the finish. You don't have to waste time shooting ink, just swim to the finish!

2: Throw Sub Weapons

Remember that you have your Sub Weapon to help you in matches. Use it to trap your opponents, block them, and/or splat them. Try and turn into a squid before up use it because after you use it you use it you will have less ink.

3: Hide in your ink

If you want to splat people, you got to be sneaky. Swim as a squid up to them, so they won't see you, then splat them.

4: Get behind enemies

Here is an easy way to splat enemies, in particular chargers: Find a way to sneak into the opponent's side of the stage, then splat them behind their backs! It is easy to splat enemies with chargers using this way because they usually just stay in one spot and shoot towards your teams side.

5: Don't forget Specials!

Sometimes you're too busy splatting people doing other things that you forget to use your Special Weapon (especially in Ranked Battles). Always remember check the Special weapon gauge to see if you can use it!

6: Press while climbing up walls

A lot of people don't press when climbing up walls. Pressing it repeatedly when climbing up walls will make it faster. This is shown in the Tutorial. Also a reminder, painting walls and other vertical sides of stuff will not count as turf inked for Turf War.

7: Avoid Super Jumping

Try and avoid Super Jumping as much as possible because you can get easily splatted by enemies. Only try and Super Jump if you are Super Jumping to someone near your spawn point or if you have the ability Stealth Jump.

8: Get good gear!

If is important that you use gear with good Abilities. They will help you win the match! Remember that you can get more slots or re-roll abilities by using Super Sea Snails in Splatfests.

9: Use shortcuts

In ranked battle there are shortcut blocks added! Use them to help you win!

10: Use Inkipedia!

Inkipedia has lots of good tips to help you win matches! Don't forget to check out other people's tips in the talk or put your own!

I hope that these tips have been useful to you and remember... Stay fresh!

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Inkipedia tricks
Type when you want that to stop. Or, you can just click on the button sith a W crossed out at the top of the editing box and type the "non formatted text" there.
 * Type to sign without a timestamp.
 * Type  to not use wikicoding in part of the text, like ehat I did above.
 * To do strikethroughs do the same thing, except that you put strike instead of nowiki.
 * Type to display the viewer's username. Don't use it to bully others, though..
 * Type to display the article's name.

My Splatoon records
From another blog I made. These are my Splatoon records. Mr squid (talk) 15:25, 17 April 2016 (UTC)

Most Turf Inked

Mr Squid - 1272p

Most Inklings splatted in a match (Ranked Battle)

Mr Squid - 14

Most Inklings splatted in a match (Turf War)

Mr Squid - 22

Most money at one time

Mr Squid - 155000+

Others

Splatoon Stories
Coming soon

Splatoon 2
Main:Blog:Splatoon 2 Read my imaginary information on Splatoon 2.

What's your best special?
Tell us in this blog.

Other names you can call me
Mr Squiddy, [Inklingjellyfish] (Wikia) Inklingsquid (Wikipedia, Nintendo Wiki, Mariowiki:User: Mr Squid, [Brickipedia], Squiddo, Inkling Squiddo, Mr Ramdom (Nookipedia), Squiddy, Jelonzo the Jellyfish, Mr squid, Master of Redundance

Long list of made-up but true (according to me) trivia points
+⬅️That's not a typo.
 * Judd is obese.
 * Octostamps used to be normal stamps, but then the evil DJ Octavio came and changed them.
 * Jelonzo made the Squid Sisters' dresses.
 * Some Inkipedia users are jellyfish.
 * Crusty Sean is a good dancer.
 * Annie sings in the shower.
 * Inklings drink ink instead if water, and they shower with it.
 * It appears that there are only two Splatoon manga fans on Inkipedia: me and GogglesKunInkling.
 * Spyke is a liar.
 * DJ Octavio has a very small moustache.
 * There us actually a picture of a Jellyfish with a moustache in Museum d'Alfonsino.

📵 Please turn your mobile phones off. The Squid Sisters concert is about to begin.

Splatoon "Sayings"
"This page is for Splatoon thingummies"

-Cap'n Cuttlefish "This page is to hit Callie Marie Callie  Marie's face really hard SMASH CALLIE MARIE  MARIE'S WHOLE BODY UNTIL SHE CRIES FOR HER MUMMY! STOP!!!"

-Maybe we should call 911/000/999/whatever the emergency number is in your country "The best Inklings are ones that vote for Callie in the mext Splatfest."

-Mr Squid. "Inkipedia is NOT Wikia."

-Anonymous "Spammers get arrested."

-A policeman. "Ink Mines are not edible."

-A smart baby. "I love editing on the amazing, ad-free, Splatoon wiki, Inkipedia!"

- 15:25, 30 June 2016 (UTC) "http//:www.Inkipedia.com Inkipedia.com is some ink cartridge tool. Don't confuse it woth the best website in the world!"

-Somebody.

Splatoon Song
Note:I made this by myself. Clever me!

Intro- I'm a kid now, I'm a squid now, I'm a squid kid squid now!

Chorus- Splatoon is the best, it's better than the rest, and every other game is such a pest! Splatoon is the best, it's better than the rest, and I really really like Splatfest!

Verse 1-

On the news I saw Callie and Marie, Then I went into Octo Valley I defeated the Octomaw, Then I went to the weapon store! I bought the new squiffer it's useful you see, then I went to Jelly Fresh yo buy the Grape Tee! I did Ranked Battle Rainmaker on fact, Then I got cash from Judd the fat cat!

Chorus

More coming soon!

 * Splat Stories
 * InvestigationSPLAT
 * Inkling of the month
 * How to become a succesful Inkipedian
 * Mucking about in Splatoon