Bustalicious Station

Bustalicious Station is a test in Splatoon 2 paid downloadable content, the Octo Expansion. This station is unlocked after clearing Ink 'n' Slide Station or Gnarly Rails Station.

Access
The player must clear either Ink 'n' Slide Station or  Gnarly Rails Station to access this test. The shortest way to access this station is to clear Gnarly Rails Station.

Overview
The player must break twenty crates within the time limit without hitting any fail balloons. Popping a fail balloon will immediately detonate the ink bomb on Agent 8's back, losing them a life.

English
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S2 Icon C.Q. Cumber 2.png C.Q. Cumbergreen
"Please pop 20 target balloons before time runs out."

"Don't shoot the fail balloons, though, or you'll...fail."

"Jump on in and we'll start the clock."

"You ran out of time—test failed."

"You popped a fail balloon—test failed."

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S2 Icon Cap'n Cuttlefish.png Cap'n Cuttlefishgreen
"My advice for this test is, quite simply...CHAAARGE!"

- When the player starts the mission with a Charger equipped.

"That Jet Squelcher's got quite the spread to its shots..."

- When the player starts the mission with the Jet Squelcher equipped.

"A few more!"

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S2 Icon Marina 2.png Marinagreen
"Don't shoot the fail balloons, or you'll, well...I guess it's obvious."

"Ten left—you got this!"

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S2 Icon Pearl 2.png Pearlgreen
"Just make sure you don't shoot any of the fail balloons!"

- When the player starts the mission with a Charger equipped.

"Eight! Don't get carried away and just fire all willy-nilly, OK?"

- When the player starts the mission with the Jet Squelcher equipped.

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Trivia

 * The subtitle is one of the catchphrases of character Steve Urkel from the nineties sitcom Family Matters.
 * C.Q. Cumber's dialogue and the Dutch level description erroneously state to destroy balloons instead of crates or targets.
 * The Russian subtitle and title are a pun on the motto from the beginning of episodes of the TV game show What? Where? When?, which original line is "Что наша жизнь? Игра!" (What is our life? The game!). A black box is an object which occasionally used in this show.