User:ParkerC0

World champion of Parkertopia! Try beating that!!! Hey, it’s a me, Parkerio, and I’m a loser who sits on his couch 24/7 and is working on changing that. I’m pretty good at Splatoon and improving, although I used to be better, but that’s a conversation for another day. I’d say I’m average at Smash Bros so if you’re in any way better than average, don’t ask me to play... unless we know each other. Other than that, I only play Nintendo video games with the addition of 3rd party games for their systems. Finally, my other hobbies include baseball and skiing.

I know this isn’t Tinder, even so, it’s still a user page.