User:Avery TSP

Hello there! I'm Avery the Squid Phoenix. I'm a stickler for spelling and will often edit pages to fix the grammar or make it more readable. I have beat both of the single-player modes many times over, but I'm still bad at online.

I like shooters, splatlings, and dualies but hate using chargers and rollers. My favorite weapons would have to be the Kensa Splattershot Pro, the Heavy Splatling Remix, the Kensa .52 Gal, and the Dualie Squelchers. Ironically, I like the Dualie Squelchers but not the Jet Squelcher. My signature look is a brown-skinned Inkling with the straight, cut-off bang hair and grey eyes. If you encounter me online, I might be wearing some combination of the Knitted Hat, Squid Nordic, Fierce Fishskull, Octobowler Shirt, Grape Hoodie, Shirt with Blue Hoodie, Iromaki 750s, Green Laceups, and Angry Rain Boots. I'm currently around Level 45, Rank B- in all modes, and Profreshional 300-ish in Salmon Run. I also sometimes do funny things (in Private Battles, of course) such as sit around with an E-Liter of some sort and aim my supercharged death laser-I mean, my charger laser at the squid party.

I don't have a WiiU, but I started playing Splatoon 2 around August of 2020, and I plan to get Splatoon 3 (and Little Buddy) on release date. I was around for 3 whole Splatfests, and those were Chicken vs. Egg (2020), Trick vs. Treat (2020), and Super Mushroom vs. Super Star. However, here's a list on what team I would have been on if I was around for each Splatfest in Splatoon and Splatoon 2. Unless I don't know or don't care.

Cats, Rock, Bread, Roller Coasters, Sleeping, Marshmallows, Singing, Grasshopper, Art, Messy, Planes, Cats, Ninjas, Ghosts, Love, Pizza, Anti-Pineapple, Nice, Rich, Future, Ninja, Perfect Brain, Pokémon Blue, Snowman, Jetpack, Focus on Healing, Fancy Party, Night Owl, Space Adventure, Callie, Ice Cream, Rock, Ketchup, Invisibility, Fries, Vampire, Endurance, Sci-Fi, Lemon, Sock, Book, Outer Wear, Comedy, Love, Gherk-OUT, Challenger, Chicken, Dango, Baseball, Sweet, Future Tech, No-Pulp, Squid, Spoon, Relax, Modern, Treat, Salsa, Save it, Pocky Chocolate, Villian, Fam, Pancake, Wizard, Hare, Teleportation, Narwhal, Grown-Up, No-Pineapple, Order, Ketchup, Chicken, Treat, Super Mushroom. Oof, that was a lot of typing. And reading! Go take a break, OK? Get a drink or something. This page will be sitting right here until you're back.

Done? Okay, good. I like Callie and Marina, not so much Marie but she's still fine. In my humble opinion, however, Pearl is a piece of garbage who is mean to all her friends, steals money from her dad, and cares more about her mayonnaise, riches, and social status than the stuff that actually matters. It's fine if you like Pearl, I'm not going to go to your talk page and say "YOU LIKE PEARL?! YOUR ACTIONS ARE UNFORGIVIBLE!!!" No. And yes, I have read the chat logs from the Octo Expansion, and yes, I know that she really does love Marina, but geez. Do you really have to tease her every time you're on air? Insulting her looks (here), being a hypocrite (here), calling her a child (here). Ok, I'll stop ranting now. I'm sorry. And, uh, I'm also sorry that I don't know how to use all the fancy editing things on this site.

Here's my top 5 tips for beginners:

5. People can see you swimming quickly in ink. Even if you have Ninja Squid, people can still hear you and see the trails you make. Also, if you have any of the following, people will be able to see you hiding in ink: Ink Armor, the Rainmaker, a Power Clam, a stored charge.

4. Read up on your weapon! Some weapons, like the Sploosh-o-matic, are better at short-ranged combat. Meanwhile, Chargers will easily beat any short-ranged weapon in a long-range battle!

3. Get the correct abilities! Every ability does different things, and you'll want to find ones that suit your playstyle. For example, if you find yourself getting splatted immediately after a Super Jump, try equipping shoes that have Stealth Jump or Drop Roller.

2. Check the maps that are in rotation! Playing onMoray Towers, a Charger or Roller might be more effective than something else, while playing on Kelp Dome, Blasters and Sloshers are good picks!

1.Don't be afraid of losing! Everyone loses sometimes. If you are so scared of losing that you don't want to experiment with different weapons and gear, then you're not gonna have as much fun! Try new playstyles, try new modes. And remember--Splatoon might be a community, Splatoon might be a great source of entertainment, but above all; Splatoon is a game. Don't sacrifice your health (physical or mental), education, or anything else important to spend time on Splatoon. Don't be afraid to take a break!

Welp... I don't have much more to write. See ya around, I guess!