User:Tons-of-ducks

hi hello
im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.

the reason im here is because i get angry whenever i see something misspelled and i have the urge to translate things from japanese into english if they aren't already. also im hyped for s3.

other games i like include TF2 (bonk), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), Ori (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense)

weapons i main:

 * Custom Dualie Squelchers
 * Octo Shot Replica
 * E-liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here]
 * Hero Dualie Replicas

how i got into splatoon:
i dont remember a lot but i got into around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge

and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though

things i like about splatoon:

 * i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
 * my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
 * favorite bands are dedf1sh, off the hook, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) ( no seriously i just might please nintendo)
 * i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
 * cute cephalopods

things about me:

 * im on the autism spectrum
 * my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
 * i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
 * i have a pixilart, you can find it here

splatfest choices
never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i did participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever

YO WASSUP if you're reading this im editing this part right now, so stay tuned for changes. or dont.

Reasons Why:
Cake vs. Ice Cream: ice cream doesn't make me feel as bleh after eating it as cake does

Mayo vs. Ketchup: mayo is unbelievably disgusting on anything other than chicken sandwiches. ketchup tastes better, goes with more things, and is better for you (no really it is, look it up)

Flight vs Invisibility: flight seems more useful. plus i can go where ever i want to when ever, such as... actually, i'll get back to you on that

Vampire vs. Werewolf: no real reason i cant pinpoint, i guess i just prefer vampires.

Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy: have you ever read The Giver? that's why i chose team sci-fi.

Sweater vs. Sock: both sound ugly and extremely itchy. im pretty sure everyone hates itchy things, but i especially hate them.

Action vs. Comedy: never seen any action movies (i think?). also i just like funny things

Money vs. Love: im not a greedy pig.

Chicken vs. Egg: the thing that marina said about genetic mutation makes a ton of sense.

Baseball vs. Soccer: first off, soccer players are weaklings who fall over at the slightest tap. second, baseball seems more fun, it's the favorite game of one of my favorite cartoon characters, and also i can make scout references (BONK!!!!!!!!)

The Entire TMNT Tournament: TMNT is... weird.

Pulp vs. No Pulp: pulp has a weird texture. i hate weird textures (in food and fabric).

Squid vs. Octopus: both. both are cute.

Fork vs. Spoon: JUST USE A SPORK. OR YOUR HANDS. ACTUALLY WAIT dont do that that's gross

Retro vs. Modern: i think both are cool.

Trick vs. Treat: i've been trying to cut back on sweets because my mom has a liver thing and i dont want the same thing to happen to me. also where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg people's houses???

Salsa vs. Guac: guac tastes better, UNLESS it's super spicy or it's liquidy

Hero vs. Villain: i've only played smash bros once and i just played as the inkling the entire time. the devs said that the inklings arent really good or evil soooooooooooooo

Fam vs. Friend: i dont actually know??? i guess i'd just prefer to hang out with friends???

Pancake vs. Waffle: pancakes somehow taste better, even though they're the same thing as waffles

Knight vs. Wizard: it's crusade time

Hare vs. Tortoise: im not patient at all when it comes to most things

Time Travel vs. Teleportation: no time paradoxes for me, thanks!!!!!!!!!

Unicorn vs. Narwhal: unicorns are overrated

Chaos vs. Order: both can be bad if there's too much, but i prefer order.

Super Mushroom vs. Super Star: doo doo doo-doo doo doo dooooooooooo

Reasons Why:
Front Roll vs. Back Roll: putting it backwards infuriates me for no reason.

Warm Breakfast vs. Cold Breakfast: my favorite breakfast is pancakes, bacon, and eggs. it's very yummy.

Film vs. Book: i dont watch movies that often, and whenever my family does, they try to force me to watch it with them. i prefer books because i can just read them by myself.

Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN: say it with me kids: pickles! are! gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salty vs. Sweet: either type of popcorn is good.

Adventure vs. Relax: i'd do either. it would just depend on how i was feeling.

Eat It vs. Save It: pretty much how i eat my food.

Kid vs. Grown Up: i wanna move out and be responsible for myself. and also get a job at best buy while im at it.

Reasons Why:
Fries vs. McNuggets: mcdonalds fries are bad. i said it. they aren't well done and they're extremely unevenly salted

Dexterity vs. Endurance: see this is one of those things where no matter how much i try to figure it out im still confused in the end.

Lemon vs. No Lemon: lemon is nice on fried food

Inner Wear vs. Outer Wear: i have these 2 jackets i really like ok

Champion vs. Challenger: only read the 1st book of the manga

Hana vs. Dango: dango looks like it tastes really good

Newest vs. Most Popular: if it's popular that means it's better. probably.

New Lifeform vs. Future Tech: we should probably figure out what the hell is in the ocean.

Hello Kitty vs. Cinnamoroll: did you think cinnamoroll is a bunny? nope, he's a dog apparently.

My Melody vs. Pompompurin: (U~人~U) this is a dog in case you can't tell

Hello Kitty vs. My Melody: why not?

Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village: sounds more appetizing

Tsubuan vs. Koshian: not to be rude, but both sound weird to me-

Pocky Chocolate vs. Pocky: Gokuboso: gokuboso pocky sounds like it breaks in the box.

Boke vs. Tsukkomi: im more of a tsukkomi most of the time

Ce vs. Pa: don't watch baseball, let alone japanese baseball.

No Pineapple vs. Pineapple: never tried subuta, but it doesn't sound like it's good with pineapple

place where i put pictures with funny captions
i was bored, ok?