List of chat sessions in Marina's chat room

Marina's chat room in the contains a series of unlockable chat logs.

The chat logs from all eleven chat sessions are reproduced below.

Session 1
 ■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh  has joined the chatroom. DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey. DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyone here yet? DJ_Hyperfresh > Helloooooooooooo? ■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess  has joined the chatroom. MC.Princess > Ayo its Pearl! aka MC Princess, aka The Baroness of Bars, aka MC Foreign Policy DJ_Hyperfresh > ... MC.Princess > OH SNAP its Marina DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey, Pearl... MC.Princess > aka DJ Hyperfresh MC.Princess > aka DJ Cold Breakfast, aka The Fuzzy Dazzler, aka DJ Catch-and-Release ■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has joined the chatroom. MC.Princess > Bahaha! Dudes screen name is just his first and last name. Gotta love old people lol DJ_Hyperfresh > Hi, Captain Cuttlefish! Can you see the chatroom okay on your cell phone? CraigCuttlefish > I CAN SEE IT JUST FINE THANKS FOR ASKING CraigCuttlefish > BUT ALL MY LETTERS ARE BIG FOR SOME REASON MC.Princess > Hit the caps lock key, cap DJ_Hyperfresh > It should be the button in the lower left, depending on your phone. DJ_Hyperfresh > Btw, I was able to hack into the CQ-80, so Agent 8 should be able to see our chat logs. CraigCuttlefish > Te$+, 1 @M cUtTleF:$h DJ_Hyperfresh > Agent 8, we'll send you a dump of our latest chat logs every few stages. Keep an eye out! MC.Princess > Yo cap how did you even type like that? You gotta show me.

Session 2
 MC.Princess > Yo I'ma go cop some snacks PEECE DJ_Hyperfresh > OK, gotcha! ■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom. CraigCuttlefish > roger dodger DJ_Hyperfresh > FYI - I've been using the CQ-80s coordinates to gather location data as Agent 8 passes each test. DJ_Hyperfresh > This place must be deep beneath the surface. It seems to be under the influence of a powerful magnetic force... DJ_Hyperfresh > Too powerful for conventional models to simulate actually. Based on the numbers I'm seeing, powerful enough to distort spacetime itself! DJ_Hyperfresh > Captain, have you observed any abnormalities in your surroundings there? CraigCuttlefish > IM0KoWrU DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh... Is that supposed to be some kind of secret code? Or did you just butt text me? CraigCuttlefish > bRiTe aNd bAd DJ_Hyperfresh > Okay, definitely butt texting. CraigCuttlefish > H@nGrY4sUsH-E DJ_Hyperfresh > Riiiiiiight... DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, it's almost like your location is in a different dimension than Inkopolis. DJ_Hyperfresh > As long as Agent 8 keeps passing tests, we should be able to figure out what's going on. DJ_Hyperfresh > We'll support you as much as we can, Agent 8. Keep it up!

Session 3
 MC.Princess > Yo how do I make the chat window full screen? DJ_Hyperfresh > Alt-F4 ■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom. DJ_Hyperfresh > Can't believe that actually worked... DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, nice work passing those tests, Agent 8. DJ_Hyperfresh > Unfortunately, I haven't discovered anything new since our last chat log, so we're kinda stuck in the mud. DJ_Hyperfresh > But in the meantime, I was thinking we could get to know each other better by posting pics of ourselves! DJ_Hyperfresh > Here, I'll go first... DJ_Hyperfresh > DJ_Hyperfresh > Whoops. Wrong pic! CraigCuttlefish > now what do we have here DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh, it's an old picture of Pearl. DJ_Hyperfresh > Don't tell her I said this, but Pearl is srsly the coolest. DJ_Hyperfresh > Aaaaaanyway, back to work. We'll have to save picture sharing for later.

Session 4
 ■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom. MC.Princess > I'm baaack!!!1 CraigCuttlefish > yes you are MC.Princess > Marina? you here? CraigCuttlefish > shes in the head MC.Princess > The head? MC.Princess > Whatever MC.Princess > YO why is there a pic of me posted in here?!!! MC.Princess > Isn't this against the law or something? Some data breach invasion of privacy thing? MC.Princess > Oooh...we're doin intros. just read that part. MC.Princess > OK, then it's my turn to post a pic of Marina! BOOM! MC.Princess > MC.Princess > This is when we first met. Back in the day. MC.Princess > Here's a bonus one, just cuz MC.Princess > MC.Princess > HAHAHA! Like "Ay, wake yo sleepy head up!" ■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom. DJ_Hyperfresh > PEARL! ■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.

Session 5
 DJ_Hyperfresh > Battery's almost dead. I'm gonna go grab my charger. MC.Princess > Word ■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom. MC.Princess > Man, there's nuthin to do when it's just me and you here cap... CraigCuttlefish > what do you mean MC.Princess > Uuuuugh i'm booored MC.Princess > But maybe I'll do a lil research on u. See whhat kinda dirt I can dig up. CraigCuttlefish > i have nothing to hide MC.Princess > We'll see MC.Princess > MC.Princess > The heck is this? MC.Princess > "The Squidbeak Splatoon, led by Second Lieutenant Cuttlefish, visited grievous losses upon the forces of the enemy during the bitter siege of Arowana Castle." CraigCuttlefish > that takes me back MC.Princess > Dang cap. Guess ur the real deal.

Session 6
 MC.Princess > Yo what's taking Marina so long? MC.Princess > That reminds me, we can check in on 8 using our video link, but you can't see us, right cap? CraigCuttlefish > thats correct MC.Princess > So you probably can't tell but just between you and me, Marina's kind of a weirdo. She's like freakishly tall and way to smart for her own good MC.Princess > just the other day she built an entire battle stage all by herself. It had huge floating rocks and everything. Crazy right? CraigCuttlefish > making rocks float CraigCuttlefish > thats octo tech MC.Princess > What do you mean? CraigCuttlefish > you know. the octarian menace MC.Princess > You mean those guys who lost the Great Turf War forever ago? We learned about them in school, but like... MC.Princess > Hold up. You're not sayin Marina is working for the Octarian army. Are you? CraigCuttlefish > i think you need to see this. its from my top secret octarian dossier  Marina Ida



Gen 83 - Octoling combat engineer (whereabouts unknown)

CLASSIFIED

・Age 6: Enrolled in the elementary training program at .

''・Age 9: Skipped multiple grades. Took only advanced courses. Graduated.''

・Age 10: Member of design team (fully automated cleaning weapon).

''・Age 13: Joined Slimeskin Garrison. Specialized in improving .''

''・Age 16: Assigned to wasabi supply unit. Earned multiple commendations.''

''・Same year: Went AWOL after coming within audible range of the sung by the. According to witness interviews, she said "This changes everything," before vanishing.''

CraigCuttlefish > Marina Ida MC.Princess > member of Flooder design team? CraigCuttlefish > those flooders are ruthless splatting machines they did in Agent 3 more times than i can count MC.Princess > WHAT. Nah, Marina would never design something like that CraigCuttlefish > its right there in the file MC.Princess > now that you mention it, Marina IS totally obsessed with machines. And she's definitely the hardest working person i know CraigCuttlefish > sounds exactly like the octos i fought in the war MC.Princess > The battle stages she makes involve traps and stuff where you float, and you don't see things like that anywhere else... CraigCuttlefish > only octarian military has that technology im telling you MC.Princess > Huh, so Marina is involved with the Octarian military? I just... MC.Princess > OH SNAP I remember her saying something about the Calamari Inkantation changing her life! and it's right there in the file! CraigCuttlefish > that song has powers no one can explain no fan of that song is a foe of mine MC.Princess > Right?! She might have some skeletons in her closet, but who doesn't am i right? Marina is one of the best people i know. CraigCuttlefish > i guess shes okay for an octo MC.Princess > I swear, cuttlefish. If you try to splat Marina I WILL CUT A FISH. U GOT THAT? CraigCuttlefish > i um ok MC.Princess > Good. Keep your head in the game, 8.

Session 7
 ■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom. DJ_Hyperfresh > Whew, I'm back. Sorry about that! MC.Princess > Yo welcome back. Where u been tho? DJ_Hyperfresh > Sorry, I dozed off at home for a bit... CraigCuttlefish > welcome back young lady im glad you are here DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh... What's with him? MC.Princess > Sorry, squid's outta the bag. He brought out his top secret Octarian file and everything DJ_Hyperfresh > ... MC.Princess > That's on me, Marina. I never meant to dig into your past DJ_Hyperfresh > Um... MC.Princess > See old dude here used to fight against the Octarians CraigCuttlefish > no fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. i dont see species MC.Princess > See? everything's totally cool. kinda DJ_Hyperfresh > ... CraigCuttlefish > you are so articulate marina DJ_Hyperfresh > wow MC.Princess > Sorry... I mean, I always knew you were different, even if we never talked about it. I always figured...you know... with the jokes and stuff... DJ_Hyperfresh > I never knew how to talk to you about it. Do you think... DJ_Hyperfresh > Do you think I'll still be welcome in Inkopolis? Once everyone knows I'm an Octoling? MC.Princess > ARE YOU KIDDING? Of course you will! everyone loves you! DJ_Hyperfresh > Thanks, Pearlie. ;__; MC.Princess > OK stop it with the waterworks before I change my mind CraigCuttlefish > agent 8 is also an octarian but also appreciates the inkantation MC.Princess > It all makes sense now DJ_Hyperfresh > I could tell right away that Agent 8 had also been touched by the Calamari Inkantation. DJ_Hyperfresh > Once our souls have been freed, there's no way we can continue to live under the oppression of Octarian society. MC.Princess > Which is why we all need to work together DJ_Hyperfresh > Agent 8, if you're reading this, we believe in you. Keep going. We'll do everything in our power to get you out of there. DJ_Hyperfresh > ;__; MC.Princess > OK shut it down

Session 8
 CraigCuttlefish > ILL BE BACK MC.Princess > You've got your caps lock key on again, old man CraigCuttlefish > ill be back MC.Princess > Aight ■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom. DJ_Hyperfresh > What's going on, Pearl? MC.Princess > Just trying to teach an old squid new tricks. Cap here was typing in all caps again DJ_Hyperfresh > That makes sense. You've got a knack for teaching. ♪ MC.Princess > What do you mean? CraigCuttlefish > how do I make music notes MC.Princess > Just click the smiley face to bring up the emoji panel. It's in there somewhere DJ_Hyperfresh > Haha, remember when we first met, Pearl? I had just come to the surface, and I didn't understand Inkopolis at all. You taught me everything I needed to know. MC.Princess > LOL yeah. I remember thinking you were some country bumpkin when we first met on Mt. Nantai. CraigCuttlefish > ♪ DJ_Hyperfresh > I went to Mount Nantai every day for a week, just hoping you would show up again. MC.Princess > Bahaha yeah, I thought you were a stalker. I remember you singing when I showed up and then out of nowhere you were all like "LET'S START A BAND!" DJ_Hyperfresh > I just had a feeling about you. I guess it worked out, cause look at us now! MC.Princess > I mean, that first song you showed me was fire, so I had to say yes MC.Princess > Actually, I think I still have the file on my desktop. One sec... MC.Princess > Boom MC.Princess > [[Media:Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh.mp3|Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh]] DJ_Hyperfresh > HAHA YES. I haven't heard this in forever. This is the demo version of Ebb & Flow! CraigCuttlefish > How do I make question marks MC.Princess > You still here? MC.Princess > The question mark should be in the bottom right of your keyboard. Knock yourself out MC.Princess > LOL Marina I just remembered you made that entire demo using that half-busted keyboard you had. But somehow the hook was still dope DJ_Hyperfresh > Couldn't have done it without you...and that ridiculous recording studio you have in your house. Those old-school drum machines are legit. CraigCuttlefish > ? MC.Princess > We're saying we could tell the track was bumpin. Try to keep up cap DJ_Hyperfresh > I think maybe he's just... Actually, nevermind. MC.Princess > Sorry about him. DJ_Hyperfresh > I was shocked the first time I heard you rap. I thought for sure you were gonna be wack tbh, but once you started spittin I was like, "dang, this munchkin got bars." MC.Princess > Haha shut up. Never underestimate the Pearl. aka MC Reverse Psychology, aka MC Danger Noodle CraigCuttlefish > ???//?????////??/ MC.Princess > She's the DJ, I'm the rapper is what I'm saying, Cap! What don't you get about this?! DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, I know we talk a lot of smack on the show and all, but I just wanted to say thanks. For everything.

Session 9
 CraigCuttlefish > My name is Cuttlefish, but I don't cuddle with fish. My only wish is for a delicious dish. MC.Princess > Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap ■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom. DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey! ♪ MC.Princess > Yooo CraigCuttlefish > Hello there DJ_Hyperfresh > What are you guys up to? MC.Princess > Just workshopping some rhymes MC.Princess > The captain decided he wants to be a rapper, but he's not exactly comin correct with these rhymes yet CraigCuttlefish > No fan of hip-hop is a foe of mine. I don't see genre. DJ_Hyperfresh > I know! Let's look at one of Pearl's old verses. Back before she knew anything about meter or rhythm... DJ_Hyperfresh >

 Who need friends on this dark, cold night?

Not this rhymin' soldier—I'm a stark, bold knight!

On a higher level up here, can you feel me?

This Pearl's one of a kind, but my fam knows the real me!

CraigCuttlefish > Ooh this is on fire. You are a sickly rapper Pearl. MC.Princess > Thanks? MC.Princess > This is back when I was first comin up, before Marina and I met. I may not have known what I was doing, but I had heart MC.Princess > Haha, remember this one? It only sold like 1000 copies...digital AND physical MC.Princess > [[Media:Dudes Be Sleepin Sample.mp3|rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8]] DJ_Hyperfresh > I always liked this one... What's it called again? MC.Princess > "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin" DJ_Hyperfresh > LOL that's right. I remember the stations refused to play it. For obvious reasons. MC.Princess > But right after that we formed Off the Hook and recorded Ebb & Flow. That song sold like crabby cakes CraigCuttlefish > Off what hook now? MC.Princess > You seriously don't know? Geez old man. It's the name of the group me and Marina are in CraigCuttlefish > Is it fresh? MC.Princess > is it fresh? Come on my dude MC.Princess > But furreal tho, the reviews of our first show had me worried for a minute there DJ_Hyperfresh > Yeah, they described me as "the tall exotic-looking girl standing next to Pearl." MC.Princess > BAHAHA MC.Princess > Yeah, after that first show, the few fans I had kinda fell off MC.Princess > But we won em back eventually. MC.Princess > Good thing we did, or this Inkopolis News gig never woulda happened DJ_Hyperfresh > Yeah, luckily our fourth single was a hit, right around the time Callie and Marie decided to move on MC.Princess > We got really lucky with that Squid Sisters timing CraigCuttlefish > Squid Sisters? MC.Princess > Yeah cap, aren't those your grandkids? MC.Princess > You know... MC.Princess > CraigCuttlefish > That reminds me. I should probably check in with them soon. MC.Princess > They're probs worried about you DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm sure they're keeping busy. I mean, their solo careers got so big, they outgrew Inkopolis News! MC.Princess > Yo we've gotta up our networking game for real. We can't do Inkopolis News forever DJ_Hyperfresh > Well we already have an offer from Humpback Pump Track to shoot a commercial. Once you learn how to ride without training wheels, of course. MC.Princess > ...

Session 10
 ■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom. MC.Princess > AYYYYYYYYYYYY DJ_Hyperfresh > Sup, gurrrrrrrrrrrl. CraigCuttlefish > Welcome back ♪ MC.Princess > So, I went back to Inkopolis Square to buy some juice, and like MC.Princess > There's a bunch of Octolings just hanging out! CraigCuttlefish > The Octarians are upon us DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm so happy! It's all the Octolings who were reborn when they heard the Calamari Inkantation! CraigCuttlefish > No fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. I don't see species. MC.Princess > Yeah... anyway, this is amazing! DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm sure the Octolings will pick up the ins and outs of Inkling culture in no time! And hopefully add some of their own flavor too. ^_^ MC.Princess > YESSSSS I can't wait to hear more Octarian music bumpin thru the city MC.Princess > You think they'll want in on turf war? DJ_Hyperfresh > Of course! MC.Princess > NOICE!!!1! CraigCuttlefish > TURF WAR? I KNEW IT THE NEXT GREAT TURF WAR HAS BEGUN MC.Princess > Naw cap. It aint like that MC.Princess > Kids from our generation treat turf war battles like a sport. You know, for fun? CraigCuttlefish > Is that so? ♪ DJ_Hyperfresh > And it sounds like some of them are already working for Grizzco! MC.Princess > Dang. Makes sense tho. "The enemy of my enemy" and all that DJ_Hyperfresh > Except we're not enemies... MC.Princess > True that. You reading all this, 8? The sooner you get outta there, the sooner we can turf war it up together!

Bonus Track
 MC.Princess > I'm still zonked from pulling an all-nighter for the Splatfest... Gonna nap bye ■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom. DJ_Hyperfresh > Sorry, me too >__< CraigCuttlefish > As you wish DJ_Hyperfresh > C ya ■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom. CraigCuttlefish > ??♪?♪?♪?☺☺☺☺ ■Webmaster■ > Agent 2  has joined the chatroom. Agent 2 > Huh? Agent 2 > Hellooo? CraigCuttlefish > agent two Agent 2 > Wait... Gramps?! ■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has left the chatroom. ■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has joined the chatroom. Agent 2 > Whoa, Gramps, calm down Agent 2 > What's the deal with this chatroom? Ew... This isn't like a dating site, is it? Agent 2 > No, that would be... ew. Agent 2 > Where are you right now? Agent 2 > Is Agent 3 with you? CraigCuttlefish > We're both fine. Just protecting Inkopolis Agent 2 > I'm so glad you're okay. I haven't heard from you in a while. Agent 2 > Any idea when you'll be home? CraigCuttlefish > Not sure Agent 2 > Should I put dinner together? CraigCuttlefish > Already ate Agent 2 > Come on, no you didn't... Agent 2 > Work's really busy right now, so if you don't come home soon...  CraigCuttlefish > seaweed stew CraigCuttlefish > that sounds good Agent 2 > Seaweed stew it is. I'll have it ready for you, k? Agent 2 > Alright, I'll be at Cuttlefish Cabin whenever you decide to come back. Take care of yourself, Gramps. And stay fresh. ■Webmaster■ > Agent 2 has left the chatroom.