User:Wow

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 * Display Name: Ear Cheese
 * Level: 16
 * Rank: C+ (36)
 * Cash:
 * Favorite Ink Color: ALL OF THEM
 * Super Sea Snails:
 * Nintendo Network ID: RektReturns
 * Playing Since: June 19th, 2015
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 * Favorite Ink Color: ALL OF THEM
 * Super Sea Snails:
 * Nintendo Network ID: RektReturns
 * Playing Since: June 19th, 2015
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 * Playing Since: June 19th, 2015
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Conspiracies
Conspiracy #1:

ShrimpPin is a well known administrator on this website.

ShrimpPin. Let's break those words apart. What do we get? Yes. Shrimp Pin. Shrimp. A shrimp is a kind of underwater creature. Pin. A pin is a kind of pointy metal thingy.

ShrimpPin's real name is Ned. Ned. Think of Ned Needlefish from the famous television program Spongebob Squarepants. Fish. A fish is a kind of underwater creature. Needle. A needle is a kind of pointy metal thingy.

So, let me ask you, does this mean anything? Is our fellow ShrimpPin hiding anything from us? We may never know...

Conspiracy #2:

Everybody has been wondering when Nintendo will release the Octolings to be playable.

Well I have the answer:

Octo-lings will be available in Octo-ber. *mind blown*

Splapfests

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 * July 4, 2015|| Dog King||Reward:
 * July 18, 2015|| Rollercoaster King||Reward:
 * August 7, 2015|| Marshmallow Champion||Reward:
 * August 28, 2015|| Decepticon Fanboy||Reward:
 * September 19, 2015|| Team Science||Reward: IT HASN'T STARTED
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 * August 28, 2015|| Decepticon Fanboy||Reward:
 * September 19, 2015|| Team Science||Reward: IT HASN'T STARTED
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 * September 19, 2015|| Team Science||Reward: IT HASN'T STARTED
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