Squid Research Lab/Archive/2017

This is an archive of all the posts from the Live from Squid Research Lab Tumblr. It is a direct copy of the source material, and as such, any errors are retained. Tumblr tags are designated with a box around it:.

March




PUBLIC SQUID ANNOUNCEMENT! Splatoon 2 arrives this summer, but we’re offering an early chance to get your feet wet in the Splatoon 2 Global Testfire. This global event will only be active during a few short time periods between 3/24 and 3/26, but you can download it from Nintendo eShop now to get prepared. http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/splatoon-2-switch#game-overview

Event times (You can only play during these time periods) • 3/24 (Fri) Noon – 12:59 p.m. PT • 3/24 (Fri) 8:00 p.m. - 8:59 p.m. PT • 3/25 (Sat) 4:00 a.m. – 4:59 a.m. PT • 3/25 (Sat) Noon – 12:59 p.m. PT • 3/25 (Sat) 8:00 p.m. - 8:59 p.m. PT • 3/26 (Sun) 4:00 a.m. – 4:59 a.m. PT

2017-03-14





We’re happy to report that the upcoming Global Testfire will include two stages to battle on: The Reef  & Musselforge Fitness.

These stages will be randomly chosen throughout the event.

2017-03-15



The rock band Wet Floor are the latest sensation in the Inkling world. Their songs are an enticing blend of different genres, and they’re especially popular with the kids right now. Let’s check out their song “Rip Entry,” which you’ll hear as background music while battling! [Video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR1eQa4oDFI]

2017-03-17



Let’s meet the members of Wet Floor. This guy plays synthesizer and is the group’s founder. He’s out to restore some indie dignity to Inkopolis’s music scene that’s lately been taken over by giant pop stars. When it comes to songwriting, he lets others take the initiative. He prefers tinkering with sounds to performing, and the studio is a much more comfortable place for him than the stage.

2017-03-17

Now let’s introduce Wet Floor’s rhythm section. These two bring a fast-paced technical beat to the group’s sound that’s every bit as crucial as the members who play up front. The guy on bass has a trademark string-slapping style, while the drummer uses her multiple limbs to keep a driving, super-stable backbeat. The friendly rivalry these two share makes the band sizzle with thrilling rhythm.

2017-03-17

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We just received stunning weapon footage from our fellow field researchers in Japan that illustrate the basics of weapons available in the upcoming Global Testfire. Check them out above before you splat the competition.

2017-03-21

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We’re also excited to present this special weapon footage; apparently all specials in Splatoon 2 are brand-new. Who knew that the Splashdown can be activated mid-Super Jump!? Check out more in these videos.

2017-03-21

The Splatoon 2 Global Testfire starts tomorrow at Noon PT.



To help prepare test subjects, we’ve created these controls & weapon overviews:



Research can be conducted with either a Nintendo Switch Pro Controller or Joy-Con controllers. Or even on-the-go in handheld mode (assuming you have a strong wireless Internet connection).



Also, don’t forget that an important step in the scientific method is to make observations. We recommend capturing your findings with the Capture button on the Joy-Con or Nintendo Switch Pro Controller, then later sharing it with your peers in the scientific community. When publishing your research, use the octothorp symbol (#) followed by “Splatoon2” or “Testfire.”

Good luck to all participants!

2017-03-23



When the Testfire begins today, you may be tempted to immediately hop into battle. However, we recommend you take a moment first to adjust the camera setting options to your preference. The included image displays items you can adjust.

2017-03-24



We here at Squid Research Lab deeply appreciate that so many people participated in the Testfire last weekend. Thanks to such a fine group of test subjects, our research is making great progress. We can confirm that Splatoon 2 will include many different features than seen in the Testfire, and we look forward to reporting on these continuous findings leading up to the game’s launch this summer.

2017-03-27

Let’s take a moment to look at Gear and its role in the Inkling world. Gear is divided into three types, headgear, clothing, and footwear. From our observations, the gear sold at shops in Inkopolis Square keeps pace with the ever-changing world of squid fashion.



Each piece of gear comes with “gear abilities” that provide a variety of benefits during battle. Using a piece of gear repeatedly will increase the number of abilities it has. Our research has also revealed that gear abilities have changed along with fashion over the last two years, with a number of new abilities joining some time-tested favorites.



2017-03-29



PUBLIC SQUID ANNOUNCEMENT: It appears that a team of skilled Inklings have the chance to win a trip to E3 2017! We just got the below fax from our top competitive field researcher:

Battlefy is hosting an online Wii U Splatoon tournament.

Anyone ages 18 and up living in the United States with a Wii U console, the Splatoon game and Internet access can participate. The winning team will win a trip to Los Angeles, CA to attend the E3 video game trade show this June and check out what Nintendo has in store.

The qualifying round (Turf War) is on April 22 at 11am PT, but make sure to log in early and click the “Check In” button an hour before tournament time. Once the bracket is seeded, you can set up your qualifying match using Battlefy’s Private Match Chat and then proceed to splat your way to hopeful victory.

The top 16 teams in the qualifying round will then move on to the Finals. In the finals, teams will play Turf War, Splat Zones and Tower Control in succession in single elimination best of five play until only two teams remain. The Grand Finals will see the final two teams doing battle in Rainmaker mode to determine the ultimate winner. The Finals will begin on April 29 at 11am PT.

For the full rules and list of tournament times, visit https://battlefy.com/splatoon.

2017-03-30



We’ve managed to learn the name of the young boy with the sea-urchin like head. Everyone, meet “Murch”. Apparently, he looks up to Spyke as a role model, and works in the same industry (if not the same organization) as Spyke.





Murch is good with his hands, and he uses those nimble digits to perform a special service he calls “gear scrubbing”. This will reset the additional abilities on a piece of gear, returning it to its original state. From what we can tell, gear abilities you’ve removed from gear will be returned to you as “ability chunks”.



Once you collect enough ability chunks you’ll be able to use them to fill an empty gear slot with a new ability. Theoretically, this means that repeating Murch’s gear scrubbing many times would allow you to mix and match additional gear abilities as you see fit! That would be incredible! It could be that this young man is even more talented than Spyke himself!

2017-03-31

April




Inklings are a social species, so it’s no surprise that you can even snap photos with your amiibo friend in Inkopolis Square.

2017-04-14



OH MY WORD! It’s a new character!

…Is what I thought when I first saw this image, but alas, it’s just an advertisement from the squid world. This does tickle my curiosity, but apparently it’s not anything too significant.

2017-04-24



BREAKING: Inkling researchers intercept top-secret report about the Squid Sisters Nine months have passed since the final Splatfest came to an end, where we saw the showdown of Callie versus Marie ended in victory for Marie.

We heard that there was no ill will between the two as they left the studio arm in arm, smiling and laughing. That the bond between them would continue, unbroken, for years to come.

However, our researchers discovered that this may not have been completely true…

Learn more about what happened after the final Splatfest came to an end in the Squid Sisters Stories here, where we will post updates each week: http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/

2017-04-24



That’s right, the ever-youthful Inkling Boy and Girl are hitting the tracks when Mario Kart 8 Deluxe launches today. They have their own unique vehicles, and Urchin Underpass is even playable in Battle Mode! Did anybody check to see if these two actually have driver’s licenses?

2017-04-28

May
This tough customer is Octo Samurai. He brandishes a gigantic roller, using it to dash the hopes of all those who dare approach. He’s got no time or patience for anyone who fakes the funk, and word has it that he is worshipped as a big bad boss by the Octarian rank-and-file troops. He enjoys working on his motorcycle in his spare time. On closer examination, it should be noted that he actually looks more like a sumo wrestler than a samurai, which is a little weird.

2017-05-31

June
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The Splatoon 2 World Inkling International kicks off in two weeks at E3 2017! Watch four teams from around the world compete for the cup! Tune in live at e3.nintendo.com on June 13th and 14th for all the inky action!

2017-06-01





Just in, new details of the Ranked Battle modes in Splatoon 2. Splat Zones is a mode in which teams compete for control of areas known as, you guessed it…Splat Zones. If the other team gains control of a zone, cover it in your team’s ink to steal it back! While the rules haven’t changed from the original Splatoon game, the zone coverage status in the middle of the UI now provides more real-time updates.

2017-06-02



Splatoon 2 single-player lets you fight solo against the Octarians as you upgrade an inky arsenal of weapons. It’s a great way to master gameplay!

2017-06-15





It’s time for some throwback fun Inklings! Moray Towers returns from the original Splatoon for Splatoon 2! What’s your favorite map from the original game? #tbt

2017-06-29

July


Greetings Inklings! The Squid Research Lab presents its latest findings… the next Nintendo Direct!

Our research has indicated the Direct will gather all the new Splatoon 2 information seen so far, for a massive amount of intel sure to get you up to speed for the battlefield!

If our sources are correct, the intel is scheduled to arrive July 6 at 7am PT/10am ET. Tune in at http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct!

2017-07-03



Spla-tune in tomorrow at 7am PT/10am ET for the Splatoon 2 Nintendo Direct! Get refreshed on all the new features coming to the Nintendo Switch exclusive.

http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct

2017-07-05



Eyes open Inklings! Tune in now for a Splatoon 2 Nintendo Direct covering all the game’s new features, from Fillet to Z!

http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct

2017-07-06



Even the Research Lab needs a break now and then! We’re listening to this fresh new track from Off the Hook, entitled “Ebb & Flow”!

2017-07-06



Good news Inklings, we’ve confirmed that Splatfests will be returning to Splatoon 2!

While the upcoming battle is between eternal rivals Cake and Ice Cream, let’s #TBT to a Splatoon classic, Cats vs. Dogs! It was a close contest, with both teams fighting tooth & nail, but Team Dogs won by a hair!

What Splatfest was your favorite?

2017-07-06

Breaking News! A special stage called Shifty Station will be added to the rotation during Splatfests! It appears to be exclusive to Splatfest battles, and apparently the stage design can even change from Splatfest to Splatfest.

2017-07-31





Did you notice that SplatNet 2 displays which side your friends have voted for in the upcoming Splatfest? This is especially helpful if you want to try out Team Battle. As a reminder, Team Battle requires four players (must be friends with someone from the same team who is in the Lobby) to join a private lobby before being matched up against another team of four.

2017-07-31

August


Have you seen any Inklings with shiny weapons when spawning at the beginning of a Ranked Battle? We discovered this occurs when the player has recently been winning a lot of Ranked Battles with that weapon in the current rank. Put another way, this Inkling is currently on fire! It will be worth checking out how these players battle, whether on your squad or not.

2017-08-01



We at the Squid Research Lab have spent a lot of time debating this topic and now we need your help. Are you ready for the battle between Ketchup and Mayonnaise? Pick a side and get ready to Ink it out in the next Splatfest for Splatoon 2 - Beginning tomorrow at 9pm PT for 24 hours.

2017-08-03



Tonight at 7PM PST, the Sloshing Machine returns to Ammo Knights! This appliance is basically your normal everyday washing machine…except it fires twisting volleys of beautiful, messy ink! Use the Autobomb sub to track down campers and splat faraway foes with the Sting Ray special! Per Sheldon, “This set is perfect for splatting like a wild child and drowning the battlefield in a whirlwind of ink!”

2017-08-25

[Notice] The SplatNet servicefor the Splatoon game on the Wii U system will be permanently closed on September 30th, 2017. Online multiplayer battles will still be available, as this update only affects the SplatNet service. We sincerely thank all players for using this companion site for the original Splatoon game.

2017-08-29



It’s a superpowered Splatfest this week in Splatoon 2! Which team will reign supreme? Let’s take a look.

Team Flight gets to save a bunch of money on plane tickets and you never have to sit in traffic again! Invisibility has its perks too though. You’d make a pretty great spy, being able to listen in on secret conversations, and skipping lines would be a breeze!

Of course, there’s only one way to settle this argument, and that’s by inking up your opponents on the splattlefield this weekend! Splatfest kicks off Friday 9/1 at 9PM PT and ends Saturday 9/2 at 9PM PT.

May the best superpower team win!

2017-08-30

September


There is much science happening with today’s new weapon. According to Sheldon, the Rapid Blaster Pro uses a chamber system that delays oxidization to the last possible instance. So what does this mean exactly? An incredible range, that’s what!

This range is made even more dangerous with the Toxic Mist Sub weapon and Ink Storm Special (which is, of course, excellent for providing cover for your teammates). Overall, it’s a kit for the more technically minded Inklings out there.

Hopefully these findings will help your own Inkling research later tonight when the weapon becomes available.

2017-09-22

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For those who seek safety during a downpour, it may be time to pitch a Tenta Brella! According to our research, the new Tenta Brella weapon will be available tonight! For even more details, check out this report from a source calling itself the Nintendo Treehouse Log. Does this source have academic credibility?

2017-09-29

October


Greetings, everyone! Today’s weapon report is very dynamic because it’s about a Dynamo. Err, does that make it Dynamo-ic? We’ll work on that phrasing, but more important is that the Gold Dynamo Roller will be available starting tonight!

It’s functionally the same as the Dynamo Roller (except it looks more expensive). This means that you’ll still have a weighty roller that’s designed for high strength and long range. However, this kit also comes with the Splat Bomb sub weapon and the Ink Armor special – making it much easier to fight near the front lines of battle.

2017-10-27



Pearl and Marina are putting the Boo in Boo-yah! And someone tell Lil’ Judd to stop staring at us like that! Have a Splatty Halloween tomorrow squid kids!

2017-10-30

November


We received a transmission that a huge Splatoon 2 LAN tournament is being planned for Boston this weekend, Nov 4-5, and it’s organized by some friends of the Squid Research Lab. Hosted at the Balance Patch Gaming Cafe in Boston, they’re bringing 2 full days of inking action featuring top players and teams, including members of Set To Destroy X (previously Deadbeat), who won the 2017 Splatoon 2 World Inkling Invitational!

All the action will be streamed by EndGameTV. If any local Boston squids are interested, you can check out more details here and here. We can’t wait to see which team comes out on top in one of the biggest Splatoon 2 LAN tournaments yet!

2017-11-01



It’s finally back! This Black Friday (today!), Sheldon has a special weapon in store for Inklings with an appetite for heavy firepower. The Hydra Splatling. This puppy emits high-pressure ink like a fire extinguisher and has the longest range among Splatling-type weapons. Although it takes time to charge, the firepower will increase by charging it to the max. It comes with the Autobomb sub and Splashdown special. You can pick it up starting at 6 PM PT tonight, the same time that MakoMart opens its doors!

2017-11-24

December


Like any good piece of spy equipment, the Undercover Brella is not what it seems. Our research has revealed that the canopy-launching mechanism has been removed to allow for rapid fire, and this Brella can even be fired when the canopy is open! Very surprising given that it looks like a normal umbrella to the untrained eye.

Adding to this kit is the Ink Mine and the Splashdown special. The Splashdown isn’t particularly spy-like, but it does pack a surprising punch for unsuspecting Inklings. You can try it yourself when it becomes available later this evening.

2017-12-29



Happy New Year! May you have a splat-ful 2018!

2017-12-31