User:Tons-of-ducks

hi hello
im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.

the reason im here is because:

A) i get pissed off whenever i see something that doesn't look formal enough (example: using second person when talking about the player. please stop doing that people.),

B) Japanese translations are missing and/or incorrect,

C) music article key signatures are missing and/or incorrect (i have perfect pitch so i edit stuff like that a lot),

and D) splatoon is my hyperfixation.

other games i like include TF2 (bonk), League of Legends (yes, people on there can be rude, but there are still nice people too), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), the Ori games (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense.)

weapons i main:

 * Custom Dualie Squelchers (S2)
 * Octo Shot Replica (S2)
 * E-Liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here] (S2)
 * they should've kept it with ink storm in splatoon 3. WHY DID THEY GIVE IT WAVE BREAKER OF ALL THINGS.
 * Splat Charger (S3) [insert another comedic sniper reference here]
 * Splash-o-Matic (S3)
 * Dualie Squelchers (S3)
 * N-ZAP '89 (S3)

how i got into splatoon:
i dont remember a lot (my memory is trash) but i first got into it around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge

and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though.

things i like about splatoon:

 * i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
 * my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
 * THE MUSIC. MY GOD, IT'S SO GOOD.
 * favorite bands are dedf1sh, turquoise october, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) ( aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now im crying)
 * i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
 * cute cephalopods
 * big man
 * BANG BING.

things i don't like about splatoon:

 * people who don't like idols for petty reasons (pearl and frye are beautiful the way they are <3)
 * "A communication error has occured."
 * one-way ride through target town. the whole damn thing.
 * no squidbeatz in spoon 3. >:(

things about me:

 * i have a pixilart, you can find it here
 * i'm also a troper on TV Tropes. yes, it ruined my life.
 * im on the autism spectrum
 * i know english (native), some japanese (my parents forced me to learn it), and some hindi

things i like:

 * my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
 * favorite bands / music artists include Patricia Taxxon, AJR, Graham Kartna, and Louie Zong
 * art, music, psychology, linguistics, history, and trivia stuff

things i don't like:

 * people who hate on people for liking something without a good reason why they hate it like, you can have personal preferences and crap, but leave the people who actually like something you dont alone
 * doing dishes.
 * elon musk.
 * actually, just capitalism in general.

splatoon 2
username: ahiru_onna

main weapons: see above

Octo Canyon: 1000% complete

Octo Expansion: beat the main story, haven't 1000% completed it yet

splatoon 3
username: TOD13

splashtag name: celestial avocado roll

main weapons: see above

Return of the Mammalians: 1000%

smallfry name: Mushy

splatfest choices
never participated in any splatfests until splatoon 3.

i was going to make a separate page for this, but it wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever.

splatoon 1 (im editing this part rn)
basically just all the splatfests i wasnt there for. there's a lot :/