Squid Research Lab/Archive/2017

This is an archive of all the posts from the Live from Squid Research Lab Tumblr. It is a direct copy of the source material, and as such, any errors are retained. Tumblr tags are designated with a box around it:.

May
This tough customer is Octo Samurai. He brandishes a gigantic roller, using it to dash the hopes of all those who dare approach. He’s got no time or patience for anyone who fakes the funk, and word has it that he is worshipped as a big bad boss by the Octarian rank-and-file troops. He enjoys working on his motorcycle in his spare time. On closer examination, it should be noted that he actually looks more like a sumo wrestler than a samurai, which is a little weird.

2017-05-31

June
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The Splatoon 2 World Inkling International kicks off in two weeks at E3 2017! Watch four teams from around the world compete for the cup! Tune in live at e3.nintendo.com on June 13th and 14th for all the inky action!

2017-06-01





Just in, new details of the Ranked Battle modes in Splatoon 2. Splat Zones is a mode in which teams compete for control of areas known as, you guessed it…Splat Zones. If the other team gains control of a zone, cover it in your team’s ink to steal it back! While the rules haven’t changed from the original Splatoon game, the zone coverage status in the middle of the UI now provides more real-time updates.

2017-06-02



Splatoon 2 single-player lets you fight solo against the Octarians as you upgrade an inky arsenal of weapons. It’s a great way to master gameplay!

2017-06-15





It’s time for some throwback fun Inklings! Moray Towers returns from the original Splatoon for Splatoon 2! What’s your favorite map from the original game? #tbt

2017-06-29

July


Greetings Inklings! The Squid Research Lab presents its latest findings… the next Nintendo Direct!

Our research has indicated the Direct will gather all the new Splatoon 2 information seen so far, for a massive amount of intel sure to get you up to speed for the battlefield!

If our sources are correct, the intel is scheduled to arrive July 6 at 7am PT/10am ET. Tune in at http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct!

2017-07-03



Spla-tune in tomorrow at 7am PT/10am ET for the Splatoon 2 Nintendo Direct! Get refreshed on all the new features coming to the Nintendo Switch exclusive.

http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct

2017-07-05



Eyes open Inklings! Tune in now for a Splatoon 2 Nintendo Direct covering all the game’s new features, from Fillet to Z!

http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct

2017-07-06



Even the Research Lab needs a break now and then! We’re listening to this fresh new track from Off the Hook, entitled “Ebb & Flow”!

2017-07-06



Good news Inklings, we’ve confirmed that Splatfests will be returning to Splatoon 2!

While the upcoming battle is between eternal rivals Cake and Ice Cream, let’s #TBT to a Splatoon classic, Cats vs. Dogs! It was a close contest, with both teams fighting tooth & nail, but Team Dogs won by a hair!

What Splatfest was your favorite?

2017-07-06

Breaking News! A special stage called Shifty Station will be added to the rotation during Splatfests! It appears to be exclusive to Splatfest battles, and apparently the stage design can even change from Splatfest to Splatfest.

2017-07-31





Did you notice that SplatNet 2 displays which side your friends have voted for in the upcoming Splatfest? This is especially helpful if you want to try out Team Battle. As a reminder, Team Battle requires four players (must be friends with someone from the same team who is in the Lobby) to join a private lobby before being matched up against another team of four.

2017-07-31

August


Have you seen any Inklings with shiny weapons when spawning at the beginning of a Ranked Battle? We discovered this occurs when the player has recently been winning a lot of Ranked Battles with that weapon in the current rank. Put another way, this Inkling is currently on fire! It will be worth checking out how these players battle, whether on your squad or not.

2017-08-01



We at the Squid Research Lab have spent a lot of time debating this topic and now we need your help. Are you ready for the battle between Ketchup and Mayonnaise? Pick a side and get ready to Ink it out in the next Splatfest for Splatoon 2 - Beginning tomorrow at 9pm PT for 24 hours.

2017-08-03



Tonight at 7PM PST, the Sloshing Machine returns to Ammo Knights! This appliance is basically your normal everyday washing machine…except it fires twisting volleys of beautiful, messy ink! Use the Autobomb sub to track down campers and splat faraway foes with the Sting Ray special! Per Sheldon, “This set is perfect for splatting like a wild child and drowning the battlefield in a whirlwind of ink!”

2017-08-25

[Notice] The SplatNet servicefor the Splatoon game on the Wii U system will be permanently closed on September 30th, 2017. Online multiplayer battles will still be available, as this update only affects the SplatNet service. We sincerely thank all players for using this companion site for the original Splatoon game.

2017-08-29



It’s a superpowered Splatfest this week in Splatoon 2! Which team will reign supreme? Let’s take a look.

Team Flight gets to save a bunch of money on plane tickets and you never have to sit in traffic again! Invisibility has its perks too though. You’d make a pretty great spy, being able to listen in on secret conversations, and skipping lines would be a breeze!

Of course, there’s only one way to settle this argument, and that’s by inking up your opponents on the splattlefield this weekend! Splatfest kicks off Friday 9/1 at 9PM PT and ends Saturday 9/2 at 9PM PT.

May the best superpower team win!

2017-08-30

September


There is much science happening with today’s new weapon. According to Sheldon, the Rapid Blaster Pro uses a chamber system that delays oxidization to the last possible instance. So what does this mean exactly? An incredible range, that’s what!

This range is made even more dangerous with the Toxic Mist Sub weapon and Ink Storm Special (which is, of course, excellent for providing cover for your teammates). Overall, it’s a kit for the more technically minded Inklings out there.

Hopefully these findings will help your own Inkling research later tonight when the weapon becomes available.

2017-09-22

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For those who seek safety during a downpour, it may be time to pitch a Tenta Brella! According to our research, the new Tenta Brella weapon will be available tonight! For even more details, check out this report from a source calling itself the Nintendo Treehouse Log. Does this source have academic credibility?

2017-09-29

October


Greetings, everyone! Today’s weapon report is very dynamic because it’s about a Dynamo. Err, does that make it Dynamo-ic? We’ll work on that phrasing, but more important is that the Gold Dynamo Roller will be available starting tonight!

It’s functionally the same as the Dynamo Roller (except it looks more expensive). This means that you’ll still have a weighty roller that’s designed for high strength and long range. However, this kit also comes with the Splat Bomb sub weapon and the Ink Armor special – making it much easier to fight near the front lines of battle.

2017-10-27



Pearl and Marina are putting the Boo in Boo-yah! And someone tell Lil’ Judd to stop staring at us like that! Have a Splatty Halloween tomorrow squid kids!

2017-10-30

November


We received a transmission that a huge Splatoon 2 LAN tournament is being planned for Boston this weekend, Nov 4-5, and it’s organized by some friends of the Squid Research Lab. Hosted at the Balance Patch Gaming Cafe in Boston, they’re bringing 2 full days of inking action featuring top players and teams, including members of Set To Destroy X (previously Deadbeat), who won the 2017 Splatoon 2 World Inkling Invitational!

All the action will be streamed by EndGameTV. If any local Boston squids are interested, you can check out more details here and here. We can’t wait to see which team comes out on top in one of the biggest Splatoon 2 LAN tournaments yet!

2017-11-01



It’s finally back! This Black Friday (today!), Sheldon has a special weapon in store for Inklings with an appetite for heavy firepower. The Hydra Splatling. This puppy emits high-pressure ink like a fire extinguisher and has the longest range among Splatling-type weapons. Although it takes time to charge, the firepower will increase by charging it to the max. It comes with the Autobomb sub and Splashdown special. You can pick it up starting at 6 PM PT tonight, the same time that MakoMart opens its doors!

2017-11-24

December


Like any good piece of spy equipment, the Undercover Brella is not what it seems. Our research has revealed that the canopy-launching mechanism has been removed to allow for rapid fire, and this Brella can even be fired when the canopy is open! Very surprising given that it looks like a normal umbrella to the untrained eye.

Adding to this kit is the Ink Mine and the Splashdown special. The Splashdown isn’t particularly spy-like, but it does pack a surprising punch for unsuspecting Inklings. You can try it yourself when it becomes available later this evening.

2017-12-29



Happy New Year! May you have a splat-ful 2018!

2017-12-31