Ballercise Station

Ballercise Station is a test in Splatoon 2 paid downloadable content, the Octo Expansion. This station is unlocked after clearing Slap Bracelet Station or Sweet Ride Station.

Access
The player must clear either Slap Bracelet Station or  Sweet Ride Station to access this test. The shortest way to access this station is to clear Slap Bracelet Station.

Overview
The main objective is to get to checkpoints in the Baller within a thirty-second time limit. The time limit is extended with every checkpoint passed.

Mem Cake
""When going through here, play it cool!" Or get a clue and don't go through! I won't bend on this! Them's the rules!"

- "Slow Your Roll" Mole mem cake

Completing this test awards the player with the "Slow Your Roll" Mole mem cake.

Quotes
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"Please use the Baller's invincibility to make your way to the goal."

"Reaching a checkpoint will add some time back on the clock."

"If you need to make the Baller explode, you can do so by pressing."

"You ran out of time - test failed."

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"The countdown is on! Ignore the enemies and keep moving!"

"Oho! That's the ticket!"

"An Octosniper! Dodge its shots too!"

"Glorious! The goal is up here!"

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"Dodge those Octomissiles and keep going!"

"Go all out and drive that Rolonium back!"

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"Don't forget that you can jump while in the Baller with !"

"Get out of the way!"

"Get to the goal any way you can!"

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Trivia

 * The title and subtitle are both references to aerobic training videos such as Jazzercise and Jane Fonda's "Feel the Burn".
 * Ballercise Station was revealed before the Octo Expansion was released.
 * This station has whole clementines, pieces, and peel floating in the background.
 * This station is the only one that contains Octohurlers.