Ballercise Station

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H01: Slap Bracelet Station
Deepsea Metro Line H
H03: Sweet Ride Station

"Feel the burn!"
Ballercise Station
Get to the goal in the Baller before time runs out!
OE Deepsea Metro Ballercise Station.jpg
Station H02
Test Fee CQ Points 300
Lives S2 font - octopus glyph.svg × 3
Time Limit Challenge Time Icon.png30 sec
Weapons
and rewards
S2 Weapon Special Baller.png
CQ Points 1,000
Mem cake S2 Mem Cake "Slow Your Roll" Mole.png "Slow Your Roll" Mole
Music #6 frisk

Ballercise Station is a test in Splatoon 2's paid downloadable content, the Octo Expansion. This station is unlocked after clearing Slap Bracelet Station or Sweet Ride Station.

Access

The player must clear either H01D03 Slap Bracelet Station or H03 Sweet Ride Station to access this test. The shortest way to access this station is to clear H01D03 Slap Bracelet Station.

Walkthrough

Overview

The main objective is to get to checkpoints in the Baller within a thirty-second time limit. The time limit is extended with every checkpoint passed.

Tips

Collectibles

Mem Cake

S2 Mem Cake "Slow Your Roll" Mole.png
"When going through here, play it cool!"
Or get a clue and don't go through!
I won't bend on this! Them's the rules!

Completing this test awards the player with the "Slow Your Roll" Mole mem cake.

Gallery

Quotes

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C.Q. Cumber's Quotes

Please use the Baller's invincibility to make your way to the goal.
Reaching a checkpoint will add some time back on the clock.
If you need to make the Baller explode, you can do so by pressing ZR.
You ran out of time - test failed.

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Cap'n Cuttlefish's Quotes

The countdown is on! Ignore the enemies and keep moving!
Oho! That's the ticket!
An Octosniper! Dodge its shots too!
Glorious! The goal is up here!

OE Icon Marina.png
Marina's Quotes

Dodge those Octomissiles and keep going!
Go all out and drive that Rolonium back!

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Pearl's Quotes

Don't forget that you can jump while in the Baller with B!
Get out of the way!
Get to the goal any way you can!

Trivia

Examples of clementines around the stage.
  • The title and subtitle are both references to aerobic training videos such as Jazzercise and Jane Fonda's "Feel the Burn".
  • Ballercise Station was revealed before the Octo Expansion was released.
  • This station has whole clementines, pieces, and peel floating in the background.
  • This station is the only one that contains Octohurlers.


Names in other languages

Language Name Meaning
Japan Japanese 無敵で追いかけ爆発ドーン
トリー・マメン号駅
時間内に イカスフィアで ゴールせよ!

Muteki de oikake bakuhatsu dōn
Torī mamen-gō-Eki
jikan uchi ni ikasufia de gōru
Invincible chasing explosive dawn
Tory Mamen Issue Station
Reach the goal on a Baller in time!
Netherlands Dutch Barst, de tijd is om!
Alles op rolletjes?
Bereik het doel in de Barstbubbel voordat de tijd om is!
Darn, the time ran out![note 1]
Everything on little rollers?[note 2]
Reach the goal in the Baller before time runs out!
CanadaFrance French Une course explosive !
Artère Chromo-sphère
Atteins l'arrivée en chromo-sphère dans le temps imparti !
An explosive course!
Baller Artery
Get to the end in the Baller before the time runs out!
Germany German Wusch und Bumm!
Rollschuhbahn
Erreiche mit der Sepisphäre das Ziel innerhalb des Zeitlimits!
Whoosh and boom!
Roller-skating rink
Reach with the Baller the goal under the time-limit!
Italy Italian Una corsetta e poi... booom!
Svincolo Discolo
Raggiungi il traguardo all'interno della cromosfera entro il tempo limite!
A jog and then... boom!
Discolo junction
Reach the finish line inside the Baller within the time limit!
Russia Russian ...Катит, катит, катит!
Закатное
Вовремя доберись до цели в шарокате!

...Katit, katit, katit!
Zakatnoye
Vovremya doberis' do tseli v sharokate!
...Roll, roll, roll!
Roll up Town Station
Reach the goal in time with Baller!
Mexico Spanish (NOA) Una explosión de color
Travesía Arcoíris
Lleve la esfera tintera a la meta a tiempo.
A color explosion
Rainbow Crossing
Bring the Baller to the goal in time.
Spain Spanish (NOE) Una explosión de color
Travesía Arcoíris
Alcanza la meta a tiempo en esfera tintera
A color explosion
Rainbow Crossing
Reach the goal on time in a Baller

Translation notes

  1. "Barst" is a Dutch interjection of irritation, and is a pun on "Barstbubbel" (Baller).
  2. Comes from "op rolletjes gaan", a Dutch proverb meaning "to go well". "Rolletjes" is the plural diminutive form of "rol".