Mayo vs. Ketchup (2017)

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Which is the better condiment?
Mayo vs. Ketchup
S2 Splatfest Mayo vs Ketchup.png
Teams   Mayo
  Ketchup
Region Global
Start
End
Length 24 hours
Winner Mayo (all regions each)

For the rematch in 2020, see Mayo vs. Ketchup (2020).

Mayo vs. Ketchup was a worldwide Splatfest event in Splatoon 2. It was announced on 29 July 2017. Results were segregated for each region. The results were given on 6 August 2017.

Details

The Splatfest theme was the two condiments, mayonnaise and ketchup.

The full name of each choice was "Ketchup is better than Mayo!" and "Mayo is better than Ketchup!". The team name portion of Splatfest titles was "Mayo" and "Ketchup".

The colors white/cream and red were used in Mayo vs. Ketchup. This is the first time that these colors have been used internationally in the entire Splatoon series; the Japanese Lemon Tea vs. Milk Tea featured white/tan ink for Milk Tea and the European Barbarian vs. Ninja featured red ink for Barbarian.

Mayo vs. Ketchup featured the first Shifty Station layout, Wayslide Cool.

Results

North America and Oceania

Category   Mayo   Ketchup
Popularity 26.85% 73.15%
Solo wins 51.83% 48.17%
Team wins 51.39% 48.61%
Score 2 1

Europe

Category   Mayo   Ketchup
Popularity 34.04% 65.96%
Solo wins 50.75% 49.25%
Team wins 50.71% 49.29%
Score 2 1

Japan

Category   Mayo   Ketchup
Popularity 56.01% 43.99%
Solo wins 50.60% 49.40%
Team wins 48.96% 51.04%
Score 2 1

Detailed results

The Mayo vs. Ketchup Splatfest had combined results instead of segregated, Team Ketchup would have been declared the winner, taking both the popular vote (due to Team Ketchup's greater popularity in the west) and team play (due to Japan outplaying the other two regions combined in that category by a factor of roughly 8.7 to 1).

Detailed results for Mayo vs. Ketchup
Region Participants Solo wins Team wins
Mayo Ketchup Mayo Ketchup Mayo Ketchup
NA/OC 111,201 302,949 247,150 229,730 6,214 5,877
EU 70,625 136,877 129,709 125,893 1,653 1,607
JP 497,492 390,757 1,152,215 1,124,982 64,828 67,589
TOTALS 679,318 830,583 1,529,074 1,480,605 72,695 75,073

Dialogue

[1]

English

Announcement

Pearl's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Pearl
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“It's the glorious union of eggs and oil—MAYONNAISE!”
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

“Versus the red stuff that runs through my veins—KETCHUP!”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

“Pshh. Ketchup is BOOOOOOOO-RING. It's like the Sheldon of condiments.”
Marina
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

“Boring? At least ketchup has flavor. Mayonnaise is just tasteless lard!”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

“Even when it's cold from the fridge, it still somehow feels warm in your mouth!”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

“That disgusting mouthfeel... I'd rather lick Crusty Sean's grease trap!”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression SurprisedA.png

“Whoa. OK, we get it. You don't like mayo.”
Marina
“-”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

“But at least mayo is true to itself. Ketchup is just wannabe jam.”
Marina
Marina Expression Angry.png

“Sorry... What?”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Point.png

“You basically just take some fruit and mix it with sugar. Boom. Jam.”
Marina
Marina Expression Angry.png

“It's not jam.”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Attention LookOther.png

“It's tomato jam. Tomato is a fruit, Marina.”
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

“I mean, well, technically yeah. But not REALLY.”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk.png

“What do y'all think? Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!”
Marina
“-”
NOE, NOA


Introduction

Pearl's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Pearl
“Which is the better condiment: mayo or ketchup?”
Marina
“Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!”
NOE, NOA


Results

Pearl's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Pearl
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“AYO! IT'S MAYO!”
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

“Ugh...”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Angry.png

“It's mayo all day, yo! They know we don't play, bro!”
Marina
“-”
NOE
Pearl
Pearl Expression Angry.png

“It's mayo all day, yo! They know we don't play, yo!”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“Best stay out my Headspace 'cause I'm comin' with that Cray Flow!”
Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

“Wow. A rap song about mayonnaise. I'm sure that'll tear up the charts.”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“Shout out to Team Mayo! We did it, y'all!”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”
NOE, NOA


Results if Ketchup were to win

Pearl's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

“YESSSSSSSS. KETCHUP! Sweet elixir of life!”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression DisappointedB.png

“Gross...”
Marina
“-”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

“Team mayo was playing "catch-up" the whole time!”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

“Cool joke, Marina.”
Marina
“-”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

“Do I detect a hint of bitterness, Pearl?”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

“I'll mix some of my ketchup with your mayo if you wanna make some...”
NOE
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

“If you want, I'll mix some of my ketchup with your mayo to make some...”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Special.png

“SPECIAL SAUCE?!”
Marina
“-”
NOE, NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”
NOE, NOA


Dutch

Announcement

Lorelei's Dialogue Mariana's Dialogue Region
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“Het is de ultieme symfonie van eieren en olie: MAYONAISE!”

(It's the ultimate symphony of eggs and oil: MAYONNAISE!)
Mariana
Marina Expression Happy.png

“Tegen dat rode goedje dat door mijn aderen stroomt: KETCHUP!”

(Against that red stuff that flows through my veins: KETCHUP!)
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

“Pfff. Ketchup is saai. Mayonaise is veel vetter!”

(Pfff. Ketchup is boring. Mayonnaise is much cooler!)
Mariana
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

“Saai? Ketchup is tenminste niet van die smakeloze smurrie zoals mayonaise!”

(Boring? At least ketchup isn't tasteless gunk like mayonnaise!)
NOE
Notes: "Vetter" both means "cooler" and "fatter". Since mayonnaise has more fat than ketchup, this might be a wordplay.
Lorelei
“-”
Mariana
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

“En dan dat gevoel in je mond... Het is alsof je warme rauwe eieren eet!”

(And then that feeling in your mouth... It's like you're eating warm raw eggs!)
NOE
Lorelei
“-”
Mariana
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

“Zelfs als het uit de koelkast komt, voelt het warm op je tong!”

(Even if it comes out of the fridge, it feels warm on your tongue!)
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression SurprisedA.png

“Ja, ja, het is duidelijk. Je houdt niet van mayonaise.”

(Yeah, yeah, it's clear. You don't like mayonnaise.)
Mariana
“-”
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

“Maar mayonaise heeft echt karakter. Ketchup is gewoon namaak-jam.”

(But mayonnaise really has character. Ketchup is just fake jam.)
Mariana
Marina Expression Angry.png

“Sorry... wat?”

(Sorry... what?)
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Point.png

“Je mengt wat fruit en een hele berg suiker en... Tada! Je hebt jam!”

(You mix some fruit and a heap of sugar and... Tada! You have jam!)
Mariana
Marina Expression Angry.png

“Het is geen jam.”

(It's not jam.)
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Attention LookOther.png

“Tomaten zijn fruit, Mariana.”

(Tomatoes are fruit, Marina.)
Mariana
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

“Eh, ja, technisch gezien... MAAR NIET HEUS.”

(Uh, yeah, technically... BUT NOT REALLY.)
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Talk.png

“Hoe denken de kijkers hierover? Kies je saus bij de Splatfest-stemmachine!”

(How do the viewers think about this? Choose your sauce at the Splatfest voting machine!)
Mariana
“-”
NOE


Introduction

Lorelei's Dialogue Mariana's Dialogue Region
Lorelei
“Welke saus is beter: mayonaise of ketchup?”

(Which sauce is best: mayonnaise or ketchup?)
Mariana
“Maak je keuze bij de Splatfest-stemmachine!”

(Make your choice at the Splatfest voting machine!)
NOE


Results

Lorelei's Dialogue Mariana's Dialogue Region
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“YO VOOR MAYO!”

(YO FOR MAYO!)
Mariana
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

“Jakkes...”

(Yuck...)
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Angry.png

“Mayo, mayo, mayo is helemaal de bom! Als je er niet van houdt, dan ben je dom!”

(Mayo, mayo, mayo is totally the bomb! If you don't like it, then you're dumb!)
Mariana
“-”
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“Mayo, mayo, mayo is totaal top! Daarmee lig ik bliksemsnel aan kop!”

(Mayo, mayo, mayo is totally neat! With that I'm lightning fast in the lead!)
Mariana
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

“Wauw. Ik weet zeker dat de kijkers alle coupletten van dat lied willen horen.”

(Wow. I'm sure that all the viewers want to hear every verse of that song.)
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“Hoera voor team Mayonaise! Het is ons gelukt!”

(Hooray for Team Mayonnaise! We did it!)
Mariana
Marina Expression Talk.png

“Deelnemers van het Splatfest kunnen hun prijzen ophalen op het plein!”

(Participants of the Splatfest can pick up their rewards at the square!)
NOE


Results if Ketchup were to win

Lorelei's Dialogue Mariana's Dialogue Region
Lorelei
“-”
Mariana
Marina Expression Happy.png

“JAAAAAAAAAAAA. KETCHUP! Mijn heerlijke levenselixer!”

(YEEEEEEEEEEEES. KETCHUP! My delicious elixir of life!)
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression DisappointedB.png

“Bah...”

(Bah...)
Mariana
“-”
NOE
Lorelei
“-”
Mariana
Marina Expression Talk.png

“Team Mayonaise is helemaal de kluts kwijt!”

(Team Mayonnaise has totally lost its wits!)
NOE
Notes: Kluts in the expression Marina uses, may come from the verb klutsen ("to beat"), as in beating eggs in a step to make mayonnaise, for example.
Lorelei
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

“Goeie grap. Heb je die zelf verzonnen?”

(Good joke. Did you come up with that yourself?)
Mariana
“-”
NOE
Lorelei
“-”
Mariana
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

“Wat is er, Lorelei? Heb je een zure smaak in je mond?”

(What is it, Pearl? Do you have a sour taste in your mouth?)
NOE
Lorelei
“-”
Mariana
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

“Ik zal wat van mijn ketchup door jouw mayonaise mengen voor een...”

(I will mix some of my ketchup with your mayonnaise for a...)
NOE
Lorelei
Pearl Expression Special.png

“SPECIALE SAUS?!”

(SPECIAL SAUCE?!)
Mariana
“-”
NOE
Lorelei
“-”
Mariana
Marina Expression Talk.png

“Deelnemers van het Splatfest kunnen hun prijzen ophalen op het plein!”

(Participants of the Splatfest can pick up their prizes in the square!)
NOE


French (Canada)

Announcement

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« Voici le mélange parfait entre l'huile et le jaune d'œuf... la MAYONNAISE! »

(The perfect mix of oil and egg yolk... MAYONNAISE!)
Coralie
Marina Expression Happy.png

« Contre la sauce rouge qui coule dans mes veines... le KETCHUP! »

(Versus the red sauce that flows through my veins... KETCHUP!)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

« Je ne mets pas de ketchup dans mes sandwichs, moi! Vive la mayonnaise! »

(I don't put ketchup in my sandwiches, not me! Long live mayonnaise!)
Coralie
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

« N'importe quoi! Le ketchup a du goût au moins. Je n'peux pas en dire autant de... »

(Nonsense! At least ketchup has taste. I can't say the same about...)
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

« ...cette sauce blanche. Elle me laisse un arrière-goût dans la bouche. »

(...this white sauce. It leaves an aftertaste in my mouth.)
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

« Un goût désagréable... Je préférerais lécher le collecteur de graisse d'Omar. »

(Such an unpleasant taste... I'd rather lick Crusty Sean's grease trap.)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression SurprisedA.png

« OK, OK, j'ai compris. Tu n'aimes vraiment pas la mayonnaise! »

(OK, OK, I understand. You really don't like mayonnaise!)
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

« Au moins, la mayo, ça a de la classe! Le ketchup, c'est d'la confiture d'tomates. »

(At least mayo has class! Ketchup is just tomato jam.)
Coralie
Marina Expression Angry.png

« Pardon... Quoi? »

(Sorry... What?)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Point.png

« T'as qu'à prendre des fruits et t'ajoutes du sucre. Boom! Confiture de tomates! »

(Just take some fruit and add sugar. Boom! Tomato jam!)
Coralie
Marina Expression Angry.png

« Ce n'est pas d'la confiture... »

(It's not just jam...)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Attention LookOther.png

« La tomate est un fruit, Coralie. »

(Tomato is a Fruit, Marina.)
Coralie
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

« Eh bien oui, elle l'est techniquement, mais... elle est différente. »

(Well yes, technically it is, but... it's different.)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk.png

« Qu'est-ce que tu en penses? Va à la borne festive pour choisir une équipe! »

(What do you think? Go to the Splatfest terminal to choose a team!)
Coralie
« - »
NOA


Introduction

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
« Quel est le meilleur condiment? La mayonnaise ou le ketchup? »

(Which is the better condiment? Mayo or ketchup?)
Coralie
« Va à la borne festive pour choisir une équipe! »

(Go to the Splatfest terminal to choose a team!)
NOA


Results

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« Comme l'encre, la mayonnaise laissera des traces... »

(Like ink, mayonnaise will leave traces…)
Coralie
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

« Mais, qu'est-ce que tu veux dire? »

(But, what do you mean?)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Angry.png

« Mayonnaise par-ci, mayonnaise par-là! J'ne niaise pas avec la mayonnaise, moi! »

(Mayonnaise here, mayonnaise there! I don't mess around with mayonnaise!)
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« J'en veux avec mes frites, mes hamburgers, mes sandwiches... »

(I want some with my fries, my hamburgers, my sandwiches…)
Coralie
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

« Wow! Une chanson sur la mayonnaise. Ça sera sûrement un grand succès! »

(Wow! A song about mayonnaise. That will surely be a big hit!)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« Félicitations à l'équipe mayonnaise! Nous avons réussi! »

(Congradulations to team mayonnaise! We've succeded!)
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk.png

« Si tu as participé au festival, n'oublie pas de récupérer tes prix au carré! »

(If you participated in the Splatfest, don't forget to collect your prizes at the square!)
NOA


Results if Ketchup were to win

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Happy.png

« Youpi!!! L'affaire est KETCHUP! »

(Yay!!! The thing is KETCHUP!)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression DisappointedB.png

« N'importe quoi... »

(Whatever…)
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk.png

« On dirait que l'équipe mayonnaise soit restée dans le fond du frigo! »

(It seems that team mayonnaise stayed in the back of the fridge!)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

« Très drôle, Coralie! »

(Very funny, Marina!)
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

« Je perçois une certaine aigreur dans ton ton, Perle. »

(I sense a certain bitterness in your tone Pearl.)
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

« Si tu veux, je peux mélanger un peu de mon super ketchup avec... »

(If you want, I can mix a little bit of my awesome ketchup with…)
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Special.png

« ...ta sauce blanche? »

(…your white sauce?)
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk.png

« Si tu as participé au festival, n'oublie pas de récupérer tes prix au carré! »

(If you participated in the Splatfest, don't forget to collect your prizes at the Square!)
NOA


French (France)

Announcement

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« D'un côté, le mariage réussi des œufs et de l'huile... la MAYONNAISE ! »

(In one corner, the holy union of eggs and oil... MAYONNAISE!)
Coralie
Marina Expression Happy.png

« De l'autre, l'or rouge qui irrigue les veines des gourmets... le KETCHUP ! »

(In the other, the red stuff that flows through my gourmet veins... KETCHUP!)
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

« Pff, le ketchup, c'est bon pour les patates ! La mayo, c'est la vie. »

(Pff, ketchup is only good for potatoes! Mayo for life.)
Coralie
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

« C'est toi, la patate ! Le ketchup, ça a du goût, comme pas ta mayo ! »

(You're the potato! Ketchup has taste, unlike mayo!)
NOE
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

« La mayo, c'est gluant et ça colle au palais, autant avaler de la pommade. »

(Mayo is sticky and it sticks to your palate, it's like swallowing ointment.)
NOE
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

« Et cerise sur le gâteau fadasse, ça resemble à de la crème rance ! »

(Plus, the cherry on top of this dull cake, it resembles rancid cream!)
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression SurprisedA.png

« Waouh ! On a compris. T'aimes pas la mayo. »

(Woah! We get it. You don't like mayo.)
Coralie
« - »
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

« Mais la mayo, c'est raffiné, alors que le ketchup, c'est de la confiote au rabais. »

(But mayo is refined, while ketchup is just discount jam.)
Coralie
Marina Expression Angry.png

« Attends... tu peux répéter, là ? T'as la mayo qui te monte au ciboulot ? »

(Wait... could you repeat that? Has the mayo messed with your mind?)
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression Point.png

« Si tu prends des fruits et que t'ajoutes du sucre, tu fais de la confiote. Point. »

(If you take fruit and you add sugar, you get jam. Full stop.)
Coralie
Marina Expression Angry.png

« Je t'arrête tout de suite. La confiote et le ketchup, ça fait deux. »

(Let me stop you right there. Jam and ketchup are two different things.)
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression Attention LookOther.png

« La tomate est un fruit, je te signale. Ketchup et confiote, même combat. »

(Tomatoes are fruit. So, ketchup and jam are the same thing.)
Coralie
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

« Ben à ce compte-là, ta mayo, c'est une omelette noyée dans le vinaigre. »

(By that logic, mayo is an omelette drowned in vinegar.)
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk.png

« Et vous, les amis ? Vous avez choisir une camp ? Direction la borne festival ! »

(And you? Have you chosen a side? Head to the Splatfest terminal!)
Coralie
« - »
NOE


Introduction

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
« Quel est le meilleur condiment ? Le ketchup ou le mayo ? »

(Which is the better condiment? Mayo or ketchup?)
Coralie
« Courez choisir votre camp à la borne festive ! »

(Run to choose your side at the Splatfest terminal!)
NOE


Results

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« HOURRA POUR LA MAYO ! »

(HOORAY FOR MAYO!)
Coralie
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

« Argh... »
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression Angry.png

« Yo, y a d'là mayo à tous les repas ! Le ketchup l'a dans l'baba ! Pa-pa-pa ! »

(Yo, there is mayo at all the meals! Ketchup is hit right in the feels! Pa-pa-pa!)
Coralie
« - »
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« Et si tu jamais ça t'plait pas, tu peux toujours manger tes doigts ! »

(And if that doesn't please you, you can always lick your fingers!)
Coralie
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

« Oh, un morceau de rap sur la mayo... L'industrie du disque va trembler. »

(Oh, a rap about mayo... The music industry is shaking.)
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« Tout le monde acclame l'équipe Mayo ! On a gagné les main dans le dos ! »

(Everyone praises Team Mayo! We won with our hands behind our backs!)
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk.png

« Les prix attendent les participants au Festival sur la place ! »

(The prizes await the Splatfest participants in the square!)
NOE


Results if Ketchup were to win

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Happy.png

« Ketchup, KETCHUP ! Doux nectar, élixir de vie aux suaves reflets carmin ! »

(Ketchup, KETCHUP! Sweet nectar, elixir of life with sweet carmine reflections!)
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression DisappointedB.png

« On croit rêver... »

(We must be dreaming...)
Coralie
« - »
NOE
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk.png

« Vous avez pas assez mouillé le « maillot », on dirait ! »

(You didn't even get your hands dirty!)
NOE
Notes: Marina mentions "maillot", as it has a very similar pronunciation to "mayo".
Perle
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

« Ha ha. Je suis morte de rire, Coralie. »

(Ha ha. I'm dying of laughter, Marina.)
Coralie
« - »
NOE
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

« T'as pas la frite ? Tu veux du ketchup pour adoucir l'amer goût de la défaite ? »

(Not feeling well? Would you like ketchup to soften the bitter taste of defeat?)
NOE
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

« On pourrait le mélanger à ta mayo avant qu'elle tourne à l'aigre, et on aurait... »

(We could mix it with your mayo before it turns sour, and we'll have...)
NOE
Perle
Pearl Expression Special.png

« LE CONDIMENT ULTIME ! »
Coralie
« - »
NOE
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk.png

« Les prix attendent les participants au Festival sur la place ! »

(The prizes await the Splatfest participants in the square!)
NOE


German

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

„Die ruhmreiche Einheit aus Öl und Ei: MAYONNAISE!“

(The glorious unity of oil and egg: MAYONNAISE!)
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

„Das rote Zeug in meinem Adern: KETCHUP!“

(That red stuff in my veins: KETCHUP!)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

„Püh. Ketchup ist fad. Mayo-Liebhaber sind in de Majorität!“

(Psh. Ketchup is bland. Mayo lovers are in the majority.)
Marina
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

„Fad? Ketchup schmeckt wenigstens nach was. Mayo ist nur pures Fett!“

(Bland? Ketchup at least tastes like something. Mayo is just pure fat!)
NOE
Perla
„-“
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

„Außerdem weiß keiner, wie man's richtig schreibt. Und dann das Gefühl im Mund...“

(Besides, nobody knows how to write it correctly. And then the feeling in the mouth...)
NOE
Perla
„-“
Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

„Selbst direkt aus dem Kühlschrank schmeckt das Zeug irgendwie warm!“

(Even directly from the fridge, that stuff somehow tastes warm!)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression SurprisedA.png

„Ja, wir haben's kapiert. Du magst keine Mayo.“

(Yes, we got it. You don't like mayo.)
Marina
„-“
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

„Aber Mayo ist immerhin was Eigenes. Ketchup ist nur verkappte Marmelade.“

(But mayo is at least something unique. Ketchup is only disguised jam.)
Marina
Marina Expression Angry.png

„Warte mal... Was?“

(Hold on... what?)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Point.png

„Man nimmt ein paar Früchte, 'ne Tonne Zucker dazu - fertig! Marmelade!“

(You take some fruit, add a ton of sugar - done! Jam!)
Marina
Marina Expression Angry.png

„Ketchup ist keine Marmelade.“

(Ketchup is not jam.)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Attention LookOther.png

„Tomaten sind Früchte, Marina.“

(Tomatoes are fruit, Marina.)
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

„Jaaa, technisch gesehen schon. Aber doch nicht so richtig!“

(Yeeaah, technically. But not really!)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk.png

„Was denkt ihr? Trefft eure Wahl am Splatfest-Wahlstand!“

(What do you think? Make your choice at the Splatfest terminal!)
Marina
„-“
NOE


Introduction

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
„Was ist besser: Mayo oder Ketchup?“

(Which is better: mayo or ketchup?)
Marina
„Trefft eure Wahl am Splatfest-Wahlstand!“

(Make your choice at the Splatfest terminal!)
NOE


Results

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

„Yo! Mayo hat gewonnen!“

(Yo! Mayo won!)
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

„Örks...“

(Ugh...)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Angry.png

„Mayo ist das Beste, yo! Jeder mit Geschmack ist froh-ho!“

(Mayo is the best, yo! Anyone with taste is glad-ho!)
Marina
„-“
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

„Bleibt mir mit Ketchup bloß vom Leib, denn Mayo hat den coolsten Vibe!“

(Keep the ketchup away from me because mayo has the coolest vibe!)
Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

„Ein Lied über Mayonnaise... Das wird sicher ein Hit.“

(A song about mayonnaise... It's bound to be a hit.)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

„Meinen Respekt an Team Mayo! Ihr wart echt fett!“

(My respects to Team Mayo! You were really great!)
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

„Wer beim Splatfest dabei war, bekommt seinen Preis auf dem Inkopolis-Platz!“

(Those who participated in the Splatfest will get their prize at Inkopolis Square!)
NOE
Notes: "Fett" translates to "fat" but saying "Ihr wart echt fett!" is colloquially used as praise.

Results if Ketchup were to win

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
„-“
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

„Oh ja, Ketchup hat gewonnen! Mein süßes Lebenselixier!“

(Oh yes, ketchup won! My sweet elixir of life!)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression DisappointedB.png

„Igittigitt...“

(Yuckyuck...)
Marina
„-“
NOE
Perla
„-“
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

„Team Mayo hatte wohl Tomaten auf den Augen!“

(Team Mayo must have had tomatoes on their eyes!)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

„Hammerwitz...“

(Awesome joke...)
Marina
„-“
NOE
Perla
„-“
Marina
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

„Ist da etwa jemand verbittert, Perla?“

(Is there someone embittered, Pearl?)
NOE
Perla
„-“
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

„Wir können ja etwas Ketchup mit deiner Mayo mischen, das gibt eine leckere...“

(We can mix some ketchup with your mayo, it makes a delicious...)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Special.png

„SPEZIALSAUCE?!“

(SPECIAL SAUCE?!)
Marina
„-“
NOE
Perla
„-“
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

„Wer beim Splatfest dabei war, bekommt seinen Preis auf dem Inkopolis-Platz!“

(Those who participated in the Splatfest will get their prize at Inkopolis Square!)
NOE


Italian

Announcement

Alga's Dialogue Nori's Dialogue Region
Alga
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«Maionese: il delizioso incontro tra olio e uova!»

(Mayonnaise: the delicious encounter between oil and eggs!)
Nori
Marina Expression Happy.png

«Contro quel fluido rosso che scorre nelle mie vene: il ketchup!»

(Versus that red fluid that runs through my veins: ketchup!)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

«Pfui! Il ketchup è noioso... È l'Armand dei condimenti, diciamo.»

(Ugh! Ketchup is boring… It's the Sheldon of condiments, let's say.)
Nori
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

«Noioso?! Almeno il ketchup è saporito! La maionese è solo una salsina insipida...»

(Boring?! At least ketchup is tasty! Mayonnaise is just a bland sauce…)
NOE
Alga
«-»
Nori
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

«E quella strana consistenza... Bleah! È come mangiare della sbobba riscaldata.»

(And that strange texture… Yuck! It's like eating reheated gruel.)
NOE
Alga
«-»
Nori
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

«Anche appena tirata fuori dal frigo, ha sempre quell'orribile retrogusto tiepido.»

(Even when it has just been taken out of the fridge, it always has that horrible lukewarm aftertaste.)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression SurprisedA.png

«OK, la maionese non ti piace, non serve tirarla per le lunghe.»

(OK, you don't like mayonnaise, you don't need to drag it along.)
Nori
«-»
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

«Ma almeno è un cibo genuino. Il ketchup è solo marmellata scadente.»

(But at least, it's authentic food. Ketchup is only cheap jam.)
Nori
Marina Expression Angry.png

«M-Marmellata?! Ma che dici?!»

(J-Jam?! What are you saying?!)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression Point.png

«La marmellata non è forse frutta mischiata con un quintale di zucchero?»

(Isn't jam fruit mixed with a ton of sugar?)
Nori
Marina Expression Angry.png

«Appunto! Ma il ketchup è fatto con il pomodoro, quindi non è marmellata!»

(Exactly! But ketchup is made with tomatoes, thus it's not jam!)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression Attention LookOther.png

«Ehm, Nori, guarda che il pomodoro è un frutto...»

(Erm, Marina, look; tomato is a fruit…)
Nori
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

«Beh, tecnicamente lo è... Ma chi è che lo considera frutta, dai...»

(Well, it technically is… But who even thinks of it as a fruit, come on…)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression Talk.png

«E voi cosa preferite? Andate al terminal di voto e scegliete una squadra!»

(And what do you prefer? Head to the voting terminal and pick a side!)
Nori
«-»
NOE


Results

Alga's Dialogue Nori's Dialogue Region
Alga
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«Trionfo per la maionese! È la vittoria del cibo naturale!»

(Triumph of mayonnaise! It's a victory for natural food!)
Nori
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

«Uff...»

(Oof…)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression Angry.png

«Maionese, sbaraglia le difese! Troppo ketchup, ti servirà un check-up!»

(Mayonnaise, it wrecks your walls! Too much ketchup, you'll need a check-up!)
Nori
«-»
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«La maio spacca di brutto! Alla larga oppure vi splatto!»

(Mayo rocks hard! Keep out or I'll splat you!)
Nori
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

«Oooh, un rap sulla maionese. Sicuramente scalerà le classifiche...»

(Oooh, a rap about mayonnaise. It sure will climb up charts…)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«Applausi per la squadra Maionese! Siamo stati calamitici!»

(Applause for team Mayonnaise! We've been squidtastic!)
Nori
Marina Expression Talk.png

«Se avete partecipato al festival, i vostri premi vi attendono in piazza!»

(If you've taken part in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting for you in the square!)
NOE


Results if Ketchup were to win

Alga's Dialogue Nori's Dialogue Region
Alga
«-»
Nori
Marina Expression Happy.png

«Keeetchuuup!!! È un trionfo per questo elisir di lunga vita!»

(Keeetchuuup!!! It's a triumph for this long life potion!)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression DisappointedB.png

«Bleah...»

(Urgh…)
Nori
«-»
NOE
Alga
«-»
Nori
Marina Expression Talk.png

«Il team Maionese è arrossito... Per la vergogna o perché li abbiamo splattati?»

(Team Mayonnaise has blushed… out of shame or because we splatted them?)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

«Che simpatica...»

(How funny…)
Nori
«-»
NOE
Alga
«-»
Nori
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

«Forse mi sbaglio, ma sento un tono amaro nelle tue parole.»

(Maybe I'm mistaken, but I feel a bitter tone in your words.)
NOE
Alga
«-»
Nori
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

«Vuoi un po' di ketchup? Tanto è solo frutta mischiata con lo zucchero, no?»

(Do you want a little ketchup? At least it's only fruit mixed with sugar, isn't it?)
NOE
Alga
Pearl Expression Special.png

«Ehi... con il ketchup e la maionese salta fuori un'irresistibile salsa rosa!»

(Hey… with ketchup and mayonnaise, an irresistible fry sauce comes out!)
Nori
«-»
NOE
Alga
«-»
Nori
Marina Expression Talk.png

«Se avete partecipato al festival, i vostri premi vi attendono in piazza!»

(If you've taken part in the Splatfest, your prizes will wait for you in the square!)
NOE


Japanese

Announcement

ヒメ's Dialogue イイダ's Dialogue Region
ヒメ
Pearl Expression Happy.png

「しょっぱなからエンジン全開! とばしてくぞー! どっちがお好き? マヨネーズ vs ケチャップ!!」

(Engines at full throttle from the very start! Going fast! Which one do you like? Mayonnaise versus Ketchup!!)
イイダ
Marina Expression Happy.png

「きゃ~!アツいですね~!!」

(Kya~! What a hot topic~!!)
NOJ
ヒメ
Pearl Expression Talk.png

「対決するのは、 まろやかクリーミー! ミワクのオイリー調味料「マヨネーズ」と!」

(The opponents are: Mild and creamy! The alluring oily condiment "Mayonnaise" and..!)
イイダ
Marina Expression Talk.png

「甘みと酸味のコラボレーション! 口に広がる さわやかさ 「ケチャップ」になります!」

(A collaboration of sweetness and sourness! The way it spreads throughout the mouth, it's the refreshing "Ketchup"!)
NOJ
ヒメ
Pearl Expression GoodGrief.png

「何にでも マヨかけとくのが 正解だよなー!」

(The right answer is of course to put mayo on anything!)
イイダ
Marina Expression Angry.png

「ヒメセンパイったら そんなテキトーで いいんですか? ワタシは、 こだわっての ケチャップですよ?!」

(But Pearl-senpai, is doing that so carelessly really a good idea? I'm more picky with my ketchup, you know?!)
NOJ
ヒメ
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

「まよう必要なくて、 ラクだろー? じゃあ きくけど、 イイダのこだわりポイントは?」

(I don't need to go, isn't it easy-? Well, let me hear: what are your picky points, Marina?)
イイダ
「-」
NOJ
Notes: The word まよう, "to go" sounds like "Mayo".
A literal translation of what Pearl is asking Marina would be "What are your attachment points?", i.e. "What are you picky about in ketchup?"
ヒメ
「-」
イイダ
Marina Expression Happy.png

「天日干し塩を使った オーガニックトマトの ケチャップ、 どんなお料理にもあいますよ~!」

(Ketchup made with sun-dried salt and organic tomatoes, works well with any kind of cooking~!)
NOJ
ヒメ
Pearl Expression GoodGrief.png

「は~ん、 ヘルシー志向ってヤツか! それもいいけど、 やっぱマヨネーズで決まりだな!」

(Hu~mph, that's for healthy-eating folk! It's alright, but mayonnaise totally rules!)
イイダ
「-」
NOJ
ヒメ
「-」
イイダ
Marina Expression SurprisedB.png

「ケチャップの底ヂカラ、 見せてみせます! センパイ! 本気でいきますよ~!」

(I will show you the depths of ketchup! Senpai! I'm going for it seriously~!)
NOJ


Results

ヒメ's Dialogue イイダ's Dialogue Region
ヒメ
Pearl Expression Happy.png

「「マヨネーズ」!!」

("Mayonnaise"!!)
イイダ
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

「う~ん… あと少しだったのに~…」

(Um~ph... It was so close~...)
NOJ
ヒメ
Pearl Expression Talk.png

「「マヨネーズ」のみんな、 ありがと! マヨネーズへの思い、 受け取った!」

(Everyone in team "Mayonnaise", thank you! Your thoughts for mayonnaise have been recieved!)
イイダ
Marina Expression Talk.png

「「ケチャップ」のみなさんも とてもがんばってましたよ~!」

(Everyone in team "Ketchup" also totally did their best~!)
NOJ


Results if Ketchup were to win

ヒメ's Dialogue イイダ's Dialogue Region
ヒメ
「-」
イイダ
Marina Expression Happy.png

「きゃ~! 「ケチャップ」~~~!!」

(Kya~! "Ketchup"~!)
NOJ
ヒメ
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

「ゲッ?! まじかよ~~~!」

(Huh?! Seriously!)
イイダ
「-」
NOJ
ヒメ
「-」
イイダ
Marina Expression Talk.png

「「ケチャップ」のみなさん、やりましたね! 本当スゴイです! ワタシ、カンゲキしました~」

(Everyone on "Ketchup", you did it! You're all amazing! I'm impressed~)
NOJ
ヒメ
Pearl Expression Talk.png

「「マヨネーズ」もがんばったの、知ってるからな! もーちょいだったかー!」

(I know "Mayonnaise" did their best too! It was close!)
イイダ
「-」
NOJ


Russian

Announcement

Жемчик's Dialogue Мариша's Dialogue Region
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«Масло, яйца, объеденье! Что это за соус? МАЙОНЕЗ!»

(Oil, eggs, delicious! What's this sauce? MAYONNAISE!)
Мариша
Marina Expression Happy.png

«Модный, яркий, неизменный! Что это? Конечно же КЕТЧУП!»

(Trendy, bright, constant! What's this? KETCHUP, of course!)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

«Пф-ф! Кетчуп унылый. Пусть его Пушкин ест.»

(Pf-f! Ketchup's dull. Let Sheldon eat it.)
Мариша
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

«Унылый? У него хотя бы вкус есть. А майонез — так, питательная масса.»

(Dull? At least it has a taste. And mayonnaise is nothing but a nutritious mass.)
NOE
Жемчик
«-»
Мариша
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

«И даже если он из холодильника, все равно кажется теплым! Фу!»

(And even if it's just from the fridge, it still feels warm! Ew!)
NOE
Жемчик
«-»
Мариша
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

«Да еще и жирный в придачу. Будто теплое масло жуешь!»

(And it's fat as well. Like you're chewing warm butter!)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression SurprisedA.png

«Ясно, ясно, все поняли. Ты не любишь майонез.»

(OK OK we get it. You don't like mayonnaise.)
Мариша
«-»
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

«У майонеза хоть рецепт приличный. А кетчуп что? Варенье недоделанное!»

(At least mayonnaise has a decent recepie. And what's ketchup? A poorly made jam!)
Мариша
Marina Expression Angry.png

«Почему варенье?!»

(Why jam?!)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Point.png

«Ну смотри: берешь фрукты, сахар, кидаешь в блендер, и оп! Варенье!»

(Well look: you take fruit, sugar, throw it into a blender, and op! Jam!)
Мариша
Marina Expression Angry.png

«Помидор — не фрукт. И это не варенье.»

(Tomato is not a fruit. And it's not jam.)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Attention LookOther.png

«Растет на ветке? Значит фрукт!»

(It grows on a branch? Then it's a fruit!)
Мариша
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

«Ну, технически может быть... Но варенье-то делается не так!»

(Well maybe technically... But that's not how jam is made!)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Talk.png

«Пусть все решится в бою! Вперед к терминалу и выберите сторону!»

(Let everything be decided in battle! Go ahead to the terminal and choose your side!)
Мариша
«-»
NOE


Results

Жемчик's Dialogue Мариша's Dialogue Region
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«ЙЕС! МАЙОНЕЗ!»

(YES! MAYONNAISE!)
Мариша
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

«Эх...»

(Oh...)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Angry.png

«Самый четкий соус — это майонез, Это давно уже знает каждый балбес!»

(Mayonnaise is the neatest sauce, Every dunce knows this for a long time!)
Мариша
«-»
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«Так что ты с кетчупом ко мне не лезь, Я вся такая со сплатганом наперевес!»

(So don't bother me with ketchup, I'm all like that with a Splatling at the ready!)
Мариша
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

«Серьезно? Рэпчик про майонез? Первое место в топе гарантировано.»

(Seriously? A rap song about mayonnaise? First place in the top guaranteed.)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«Молодцы, майонезники! Как мы их!»

(Well done, mayonnaisers! That's how we do them!)
Мариша
Marina Expression Talk.png

«Участники, на площади вас ждут призы!»

(Participants, prizes are waiting for you on the square!)
NOE


Results if Ketchup were to win

Жемчик's Dialogue Мариша's Dialogue Region
Жемчик
«-»
Мариша
Marina Expression Happy.png

«УРА-А-А! КЕТЧУП! Прекрасная амброзия!»

(HOORAY! KETCHUP! Beautiful ambrosia!)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression DisappointedB.png

«Буэ...»

(Bleh...)
Мариша
«-»
NOE
Жемчик
«-»
Мариша
Marina Expression Talk.png

«У майонезников вообще не было шансов!»

(Mayonnaisers didn't stand a chance at all!)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

«Ага, конечно.»

(Yeah, of course.)
Мариша
«-»
NOE
Жемчик
«-»
Мариша
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

«Жемчик, ты что, обиделась?»

(Wait, Pearl, are you offended?)
NOE
Жемчик
«-»
Мариша
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

«Ну давай смешаем кетчуп с майонезом, и получится...»

(Well let's mix ketchup and mayonnaise, and we'll get...)
NOE
Жемчик
Pearl Expression Special.png

«ОСОБЫЙ СОУС!»

(A SPECIAL SAUCE!)
Мариша
«-»
NOE
Жемчик
«-»
Мариша
Marina Expression Talk.png

«Участники, на площади вас ждут призы!»

(Participants, prizes are waiting for you on the square!)
NOE


Spanish (Latin America)

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¡Huevos y aceite en perfecta armonía! ¡LA MAYONESA!»

(Eggs and oil in perfect harmony! MAYONNAISE!)
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

«Y lo rojo que corre por mis venas: ¡EL CÁTSUP!»

(And the red stuff that runs through my veins: KETCHUP!)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

«El cátsup es la salsa más aburrida del mundo. ¡Viva la mayonesa!»

(Ketchup is the most boring sauce in the world. Long live mayonnaise!)
Marina
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

«¿Aburrida? Al menos tiene sabor. La mayonesa no es más que grasa insípida.»

(Boring? At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is nothing more than flavorless grease.)
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

«¡Es como tener la boca llena de aceite de ballena!»

(It's like having my mouth full of whale oil!)
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

«¡Y esa sensación de grasa tibia que se queda en la boca! ¡Puaj, qué asco!»

(And that feeling of warm fat that stays in your mouth! Yuck, gross!)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression SurprisedA.png

«Ya, Marina, ya lo dejaste claro. No te gusta la mayonesa.»

(Alright, Marina, you've made it clear. You don't like mayonnaise.)
Marina
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NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

«Pero tiene un aire sofisticado. El cátsup es una pobre mermelada de tomate.»

(But it has a sophisticated feel to it. Ketchup is a poor tomato jam.)
Marina
Marina Expression Angry.png

«...¿Cómo?»

(... What?)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Point.png

«Fruta más azúcar. Mermelada.»

(Fruit plus sugar. Jam.)
Marina
Marina Expression Angry.png

«No es una mermelada.»

(It's not a jam.)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Attention LookOther.png

«El tomate es una fruta, Marina.»

(Tomato is a fruit, Marina.)
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

«Bueno, sí, técnicamente lo es, pero... es que es diferente.»

(Well, yeah, technically it is, but... it's just that it's different.)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk.png

«¿Qué opinan ustedes? ¡Vayan a la terminal de voto y elijan un equipo!»

(What do you think? Go to the vote terminal and choose a team!)
Marina
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NOA


Introduction

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
«¿Cuál es el mejor condimento: la mayonesa o el cátsup?»

(Which is the better condiment: mayonnaise or ketchup?)
Marina
«¡Vayan a la terminal de voto y elijan un equipo!»

(Go to the vote terminal and choose a team!)
NOA


Results

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¡LA MAYONESA CORRE POR LAS CALLES!»

(MAYONNAISE RUNS THROUGH THE STREETS!)
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

«Qué asco...»

(Gross...)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Angry.png

«¡Ganó la mayonesa! ¡La salsa más espesa!»

(Mayonnaise won! The thickest sauce!)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¡La quiero con mis papas y en mi hamburguesaaa!»

(I love it with my fries and on my hamburgerrr!)
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

«Genial. Una canción sobre la mayonesa. Va a ser nuestro próximo éxito, seguro.»

(Great. A song about mayonnaise. It's gonna be our next hit, I'm sure.)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¡Felicidades, Equipo Mayonesa! ¡Lo logramos!»

(Congratulations, Team Mayonnaise! We did it!)
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

«¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!»

(If you participated in the Splatfest, collect your prizes at the Square!)
NOA


Results if Ketchup were to win

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
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Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

«¡CÁTSUUUP! ¡Dulce elixir de la vida!»

(KETCHUUUP! Sweet elixir of life!)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression DisappointedB.png

«Qué asco...»

(Gross...)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

«¡Pareciera que el Equipo Mayonesa se quedó en el fondo del refri!»

(Looks like Team Mayo ended up stuck at the bottom of the fridge!)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

«Qué graciosa.»

(Very funny.)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

«Detecto cierta amargura en tu tono, Perla.»

(I detect some bitterness in your tone, Pearl.)
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

«Tal vez pueda endulzar tu día con un poco de cáts...»

(Maybe I can sweeten your day with a little bit of ket...)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Special.png

«¡¿MAYONESA?!»

(MAYONNAISE?!)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

«¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!»

(If you participated in the Splatfest, collect your prizes at the Square!)
NOA


Spanish (Spain)

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¡Mayonesa! ¿Existe algo con más clase que una alianza de huevos y aceite?»

(Mayonnaise! Is there anything more classy than an alliance of eggs and oil?)
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

«¡Ya lo creo que existe! ¡El color rojo pasión del kétchup!»

(I already believe it exists! The passionate red color of ketchup!)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

«Pfff. El kétchup es una salsuza que no sabe ni a tomate...»

(Pfff. Ketchup is a sauce that doesn't even taste like tomato...)
Marina
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

«¡¿Qué dices?! Tiene personalidad, no como esa plasta blanca.»

(What do you say?! It's got personality, not like that white glop.)
NOE
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

«Por no hablar de esa textura grasienta y del regusto que te deja en la boca...»

(Not to mention that greasy texture and the aftertaste it leaves in your mouth...)
NOE
Perla
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Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

«Aunque la metas en la nevera, da la sensación de no estar nunca fría.»

(Even if you put it in the fridge, it gives the feeling of never being cold.)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression SurprisedA.png

«No hace falta que sigas. Ya he deducido que la mayonesa no es lo tuyo.»

(You don't need to continue. I already deduced that mayonnaise is not your thing.)
Marina
«-»
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

«Pero sigo pensando que mola mucho más que esa seudocrema de tomate.»

(But I still think it's much cooler than that pseudo-cream of tomato.)
Marina
Marina Expression Angry.png

«¿Cómo has dicho?...»

(How did you say?...)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Point.png

«Lo que oyes. Triturar fruta y añadirle azúcar... ¡Si podría ser mermelada!»

(You heard me. Mash fruit and add sugar... It could be jam!)
Marina
Marina Expression Angry.png

«Diría que estás mezclando conceptos que no tienen mucho que ver...»

(I'd say you're mixing concepts that don't have much to do...)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Attention LookOther.png

«¿Ah, sí? ¿Acaso el tomate no es también un tipo de fruta?»

(Oh, yeah? Isn't the tomato also a type of fruit?)
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

«Bueno, en cierto modo sí, pero normalmente nadie diría...»

(Well, in a way yes, but normally no one would say...)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk.png

«¿Qué opinan nuestros espectadores? ¡Uníos a uno de los bandos!»

(What do our viewers think? Join one of the sides!)
Marina
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NOE


Introduction

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
«¿Qué le pega más a unas patatas fritas? ¿Mayonesa o kétchup?»

(What combines more to some French fries? Mayonnaise or ketchup?)
Marina
«¡Apuntaos a uno de los equipos pasando por el terminal de votos!»

(Sign up for one of the teams by going through the voting terminal!)
NOE


Results

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¡No ha habido ninguna sorpresa! ¡Ha ganado la mayonesa!»

(There haven't been any surprises! Mayonnaise has won!)
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

«Puaj...»

(Ugh...)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Angry.png

«¡A base de huevo, sal y aceite, hemos triunfado con deleite!»

(Based on egg, salt and oil, we have triumphed with delight!)
Marina
«-»
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¿Perder nosotros contra el tomate? ¡Eso habría sido un disparate!»

(Us losing against the tomato? That would have been a mismatch!)
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedA.png

«Lo que me faltaba... Una rima dedicada a ese potingue infernal...»

(Just what I was missing... A rhyme dedicated to that infernal concoction...)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¡Bien hecho, equipo mayonesa! Ha sido una victoria de lo más merecido.»

(Well done, team mayonnaise! It was a most deserved victory.)
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

«En la plaza os esperan premios por haber participado en el festival.»

(In the square prizes await you for having participated in the Splatfest.)
NOE


Results if Ketchup were to win

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

«¡Larga vida al tomate! ¡La victoria ha sido para el kétchup!»

(Long live the tomato! The victory has been for the ketchup!)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression DisappointedB.png

«Puaj...»

(Ugh...)
Marina
«-»
NOE
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

«El kétchup ha triunfado y la mayonesa se os ha cortado.»

(Ketchup has triumphed and mayonnaise has been cut.)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

«Qué chiste tan gracioso...»

(What a funny joke...)
Marina
«-»
NOE
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Attention LookOther.png

«Te noto un pelín resentida, Perla.»

(I can tell you're a little resentful, Pearl.)
NOE
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

«Con un poco de kétchup, la derrota de la mayonesa se os haría menos amarga.»

(With a little ketchup, the defeat of the mayonnaise would be less bitter for you.)
NOE
Perla
Pearl Expression Special.png

«¡Viva la salsa rosa!»

(Long live the pink sauce!)
Marina
«-»
NOE
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

«En la plaza os esperan premios por haber participado en el festival.»

(In the square prizes await you for having participated in the Splatfest.)
NOE


Top 100

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Gallery

Names in other languages

Language Name Meaning
Japan Japanese マヨ vs. ケチャ
Mayo vs. Kecha
Mayonnaise vs. Ketchup
Netherlands Dutch Mayonaise vs. Ketchup Mayonnaise vs. Ketchup
CanadaFrance French Mayo vs. Ketchup Mayonnaise vs. Ketchup
Germany German Mayo vs. Ketchup Mayonnaise vs. Ketchup
Italy Italian Maionese vs. Ketchup Mayonnaise vs. Ketchup
Russia Russian Майонез vs. Кетчуп
Mayonez vs. Ketchup
Mayonnaise vs. Ketchup
Mexico Spanish (NOA) Mayonesa vs. Cátsup Mayonnaise vs. Ketchup
Spain Spanish (NOE) Mayonesa vs. Kétchup Mayonnaise vs. Ketchup


Private Battle
Language Name Meaning
Japan Japanese マヨ/ケチャ
mayo/kecha
Mayonnaise/Ketchup
Netherlands Dutch Mayonaise / Ketchup Mayonnaise / Ketchup
CanadaFrance French Mayo/Ketchup Mayonnaise/Ketchup
Germany German Mayo/Ketchup Mayonnaise/Ketchup
Italy Italian Maionese/Ketchup Mayonnaise/Ketchup
Russia Russian Майонез / кетчуп
Mayonez / ketchup
Mayonnaise / ketchup
Spain Spanish (NOE) Mayonesa/Kétchup Mayonnaise/Ketchup

See also

References

  1. Splatoon 2 Splatfest Data. North America and Oceania. Japan. Europe data is missing.

External links