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Action vs. Comedy

Action vs. Comedy

Team	Action	Comedy
Region	North America and Oceania
Start	13 January 2018, 04:00 UTC
End	14 January 2018, 04:00 UTC
Score method	category tally
Result type	combined
Popularity	57.82%	42.18%
Wins	%	Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Solo wins	48.67%	51.33%
Team wins	48.66%	51.34%
Normal clout	%	Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Pro clout	%	Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Score	1	2
Winner	Comedy
Region	Europe
Start	13 January 2018, 12:00 UTC
End	14 January 2018, 12:00 UTC
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Wins	%	Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
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Winner
Region	Japan
Start	13 January 2018, 06:00 UTC
End	14 January 2018, 06:00 UTC
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Winner

Action vs. Comedy was a Splatfest event in Splatoon 2. It was held in all regions. It was announced on 6 January 2018. The results were given on 14 January 2018. Results from all regions were combined.

Details

The full name of each choice was "ACTION" and "COMEDY". The team name portion of Splatfest titles was "Action" and "Comedy".

Action vs. Comedy featured the 6th Shifty Station layout, Zone of Glass.

Shifty Station

Detailed results were released through SplatNet. This was the last Splatfest where detailed results were obtainable.

Detailed results for Action vs. Comedy
Region	Participants		Solo wins		Team wins
Region	Alpha	Bravo	Alpha	Bravo	Alpha	Bravo
All regions	1,199,976	875,431	1,961,387	2,068,568	171,311	180,720

Gallery

Dialogue

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Translation needed

Complete French (Canada), Italian and Japanese translations. ^edit

English

Announcement

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “What kind of movies and TV shows do you like more? Action or comedy?”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “EASY. I'm all about that action! WHERE THE SPLOSIONS AT?!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “I don't want jokes. I want a motorcycle chase through Snapper Canal!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “I wanna see fools getting splatted in slow motion!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “I don't wanna hear Sheldon tell nerdy crab jokes in front of a laugh track!”	Marina: “OK, laugh tracks may be bad, but action movies are just as corny.”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Ever notice how all the bad guys in action movies have TERRIBLE accuracy?”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “They couldn't hit the broad side of a barnacle with a Splash-o-matic!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “And why's the hero always gotta come out of retirement to stop her nemesis?”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “And then it turns out that her partner was the true bad guy all along! GASP!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “The hero wins, but she gets chewed out by the chief for destroying a city block.”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Sound familiar?”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “Yeah, that's one of my favorites! Actually, that's all of my favorites...”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Why even bother with action? Laughter is the best medicine!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “What do you think? Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA

Introduction

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl: “Which genre of movies and TV shows do you like more? Action or comedy?”	Marina: “Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!”	NOE, NOA

Results

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “HAHAHAHA!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “HOW DID WE LOSE?!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “Team Comedy doesn't even like to battle! They like to laugh at dumb jokes!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “But Team Action was born for the battlefield!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “WE WALK AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONS WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT THEM!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Well...maybe you should have looked at the explosions.”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “Whatever...”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”	NOE, NOA

Results if Action were to win

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl: “WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “...”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Lemme guess... You're gonna rap about how your team won the Splatfe—”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “Fasten yo SEATBELT! We bringin' the HEAT, SMELT!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “The action faction assassins be makin' yo MEAT MELT!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “... Thank cod that's over...”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Anyway, if you participated in the Splatfest, your pri—”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “STUFF YOUR LAUGH TRACK IN YOUR BACKPACK AND BEAT IT!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “Team Action dream smashin'! WE CAN'T BE DEFEATED!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “...”	NOE, NOA
Pearl: “If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”	Marina: “-”	NOE, NOA

Dutch

Announcement

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Wat is jouw favoriete soort films en tv-series: actie of komedie?” (What is your favourite type of movies and TV series: action or comedy?)	NOE
Lorelei: “Da's makkelijk! Ik wil actie zien! Hoe meer er ontploft, hoe beter!” (That's easy! I want to see action! The more things explode, the better!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “Ik wil geen flauwe grappen, ik wil achtervolgingen door het Moeraalkanaal!” (I don't want lame jokes, I want chases through the Snapper Canal!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “Schurken die worden ondergespetterd in dramatische slow motion! Geweldig!” (Bad guys getting splatted in dramatic slow motion! Awesome!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “En dan dat vreselijke neppubliek op de lachband! Dat heb je alleen in komedies.” (And then that awful fake audience on the laugh track! You only get those in comedies.)	Mariana: “Oké, lachbanden zijn best wel erg, maar actiefilms zijn nog veel afgezaagder!” (Okay, laugh tracks are pretty bad, but action movies are even staler!)	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Is het je weleens opgevallen dat boeven in actiefilms niet kunnen mikken?” (Have you ever noticed that crooks in action movies can't aim?)	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Die krijgen het nog voor elkaar om de grond te missen in een Grondoorlog!” (They'd even manage to miss the ground in a Turf War!)	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Of de gepensioneerde held, die nog één keer haar aartsvijand moet verslaan.” (Or the retired hero, who has to defeat her archenemy one more time.)	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “En dan blijkt dat haar partner de ware schurk was! Wat een verrassing!” (And then it turns out that her partner was the true bad guy! What a surprise!)	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “De held wint, maar krijgt gedoe met haar chef omdat de hele wijk in puin ligt.” (The hero wins, but gets in trouble with her chief because the entire district is in ruins.)	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Klinkt dat bekend?” (Does that sound familiar?)	NOE
Lorelei: “Ja, dat is mijn lievelingsfilm! Of beter gezegd, dat zijn al mijn lievelingsfilms...” (Yes, that's my favourite movie! Or rather, those are all my favourite movies...)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Waarvoor heb je al die actie nodig? Lachen is het beste medicijn!” (Why do you need all that action? Laughter is the best medicine!)	NOE
Lorelei: “Wat denkt het publiek ervan? Iedereen, op naar de stemmachine!” (What does the audience think? Everyone, on to the voting machine!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE

Introduction

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei: “Wat voor films en series kijk je liever? Actie of Komedie?” (What kind of movies or series do you rather watch? Action or Comedy?)	Mariana: “Maak je keuze bij de Splatfest-stemmachine!” (Make your choice at the Splatfest voting machine!)	NOE

Results

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Ha! Wie het laatst lacht, lacht het best!” (Ha! He who laughs last, laughs best!)	NOE
Lorelei: “Wat?! Wat was dat voor onverwachte plotwending?!” (What?! What's up with this unexpected plot twist?!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “Team Komedie is een stelletje moppentappers! Die willen niet eens vechten!” (Team Comedy is a bunch of jokers! They don't even want to fight!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “Team Actie is geboren voor het slagveld!” (Team Action is born for the battlefield!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “Wij zijn zulke actiehelden dat we in slow motion weglopen van explosies!” (We're such action heroes that we walk away from explosions in slow motion!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Nou... Misschien hadden jullie iets sneller moeten lopen.” (Well... Maybe you had to walk just a bit faster.)	NOE
Lorelei: “Dat zijn geen leuke grapjes...” (Those are no funny jokes...)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Deelnemers aan het Splatfest kunnen hun prijzen ophalen op het plein!” (Participants in the Splatfest can pick up their rewards at the Square!)	NOE

Results if Action were to win

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei: “Ha! Is het lachen je al vergaan?” (Ha! Has your smile been wiped off your face already?)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “...”	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Laat me raden... Nu krijgen we zeker een rap over hoe je team gewonnen heeft...” (Let me guess... Now we get a rap on how your team has won...)	NOE
Lorelei: “Jullie zijn een lachertje, team Komedie! Dat Splatfest leek meer op een tragedie!” (You are a joke, team Comedy! That Splatfest looked more like a tragedy!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “De Actie-fractie deelt rake klappen uit! We vreten jullie op, met haar en huid!” (The Action faction packs a punch! We chew you up, with hair and skin!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Is dat een solosingle? Ik heb geen zin om daar een beat voor te maken...” (Is that a solo single? I do not feel like making a beat for that...)	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “In elk geval: deelnemers aan het Splatfest kunnen hun prij...” (In any case: participants of the Splatfest can pick up their pri...)	NOE
Lorelei: “Hé, het is te vroeg om me af te vlaggen! Wat 'r ook gebeurt, altijd blijven raggen!” (Hey, it is too early to flag me off! Whatever happens, always keep on moving!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “Niemand houdt team Actie tegen! Wij gaan altijd vol voor de zege!” (No one can stop team Action! We always go full for the win!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE
Lorelei: “-”	Mariana: “Hiertegen is zelfs lachen geen medicijn...” (Even laughter is not a cure for this...)	NOE
Lorelei: “Deelnemers aan het Splatfest kunnen hun prijzen ophalen op het plein!” (Participants of the Splatfest can pick up their prizes in the square!)	Mariana: “-”	NOE

French (Canada)

Announcement

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Tu préfères les films et les séries d'action ou de comédie? » (Do you prefer movies and action or a comedy series?)	NOA
Perle: « FACILE! Je suis une fille d'action! JE VEUX DES EXPLOSIONS! » (EASY! I'm an action girl! I WANT EXPLOSIONS!)	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « Donne-moi pas de blagues. Je veux poursuites endiablées dans le Canalmar! » (Don't give me jokes. I want furious pursuits in Snapper Canal!)	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « Je veux voir les éclaboussures des méchants se dérouler au ralenti! » (I want to see the splats of the bad guys unfold in slow motion!)	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « Les blagues intellos sur les crabes de Cartouche avec des rires en boîte, blah! » (Intellectual jokes about Sheldon's crabs with laugh tracks, blah!)	Coralie: « OK, les rires en boîte, c'est pas bien. Mais les films d'action sont clichés. » (OK, the laugh tracks, they're not good. But action movies are clichés.)	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « T'as déjà remarqué que les méchants visent les héros TERRIBLEMENT mal? » (Have you ever noticed that the bad guys' aim when shooting at the heroes is TERRIBLY bad?)	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Ils toucheraient pas un cachalot dans un baril, même armés d'un éclablasteur! » (They couldn't touch a sperm whale in a barrel, even armed with a Blaster!)	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Et pourquoi l'héroïne doit toujours être au bord de la retraite au début du film? » (And why must the heroine always be on the verge of retirement at the beginning of the film?)	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Ensuite, le partenaire était le grand méchant depuis tout ce temps! AH! » (Then the partner was the big bad guy all this time! AH!)	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Elle gagne, mais son patron est fâché, car elle a détruit la moitié de la ville. » (She wins, but her boss is angry because she's destroyed half the city.)	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Ça te semble familier? » (Sound familiar?)	NOA
Perle: « Ouaip! Tu décris exactement la majorité de mes films préférés! » (Yep! You exactly described the majority of my favorite movies!)	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Pourquoi vouloir de l'action? Le rire est la meilleure médecine au monde! » (Why want action? Laughter is the best medicine in the world!)	NOA
Perle: « Et toi, tu en penses quoi? Va à la borne festive et choisis une équipe! » (And you, what do you think? Go to the Splatfest terminal and choose a team!)	Coralie: « - »	NOA

Introduction

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle: « Tu préfères les films et les séries d'action ou de comédie? »	Coralie: « Va à la borne festive pour choisir une équipe! »	NOA

Results

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « HAHAHAHA! »	NOA
Perle: « COMMENT ON A PU PERDRE?! » (HOW COULD WE LOSE?!)	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « Les comiques aiment pas se battre. Ils font juste rire des blagues stupides. » (Comedians don't like to fight. They just laugh at stupid jokes.)	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « Mais l'équipe ACTION est née pour les champs de bataille! » (But team ACTION was born for the battlefields!)	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « ON S'ÉLOIGNE DES EXPLOSIONS SANS MÊME LES REGARDER! » (WE WALK AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONS WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT THEM!)	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « C'est vrai que mon équipe a éxplose... DE RIRE! » (It's true that my team exploded... FROM LAUGHTER!)	NOA
Perle: « Peu importe... » (Whatever...)	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Si tu as participé au festival, n'oublie pas de récupérer tes prix au carré! » (If you participated in the Splatfest, don't forget to collect your prizes in the Square!)	NOA

Results if Action were to win

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle: « C'EST QUI QUI RIT MAINTENANT?! »	Coralie: « ... »	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Laisse-moi deviner... Tu vas rapper à propos de la victoire de ton équi... »	NOA
Perle: « Attache ta TUQUE! La comédie a perdu sa PERRUQUE! »	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « Les assassins de l'équipe ACTION connaissent tous vos TRUCS! »	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « ... Oh, tant mieux, c'est fini... »	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « En tout cas, si tu as participé au festival, n'oublie pas de récup... »	NOA
Perle: « LES RIRES EN BOÎTE ONT ÉCHOUÉ! »	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « L'équipe ACTION fait tout EXPLOSER! ON VA TOUJOURS GAGNER! »	Coralie: « - »	NOA
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « ... »	NOA
Perle: « Si tu as participé au festival, n'oublie pas de récupérer tes prix au carré! »	Coralie: « - »	NOA

French (France)

Announcement

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Si vous deviez choisir un type de films vous seriez plutôt action ou comédie? » (If you had to choose a type of film, would you rather watch action or comedy?)	NOE
Perle: « Action, action, action ! Tant que ça s’agite dans tous les sens, ça me plaît ! » (Action, action, action! As long as it goes crazy in every sense, I love it!)	Coralie: « - »	NOE
Perle: « Donnez-moi des cascades, des course-poursuites effrénées, des explosions ! » (Give me stunts, frantic pursuits, explosions!)	Coralie: « - »	NOE
Perle: « Je veux des combats chorégraphiés où ça liquide au ralenti ! » (I want choreographed fights in slow motion!)	Coralie: « - »	NOE
Perle: « Pas Cartouche qui raconte des blagues de geek sur fond de rires enregistrés ! » (Not Sheldon telling geeky jokes on top of a laugh track!)	Coralie: « OK, les rires enregistrés, ça craint. Mais un film d’action, c’est cliché sur cliché ! » (OK, laugh tracks are cringe. But in an action film, it’s cliché after cliché!)	NOE
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Sérieux, t’as déjà vu UN mechant qui savait viser correctement ? » (Seriously, have you seen ONE bad guy who knows how to aim correctly?)	NOE
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Non mais franchement, qu’est-ce qu’ils attendent pour passer aux rouleaux ? » (No, but frankly, why are they not switching to Rollers already?)	NOE
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Et le héro qui a raccroché son meilleur ami mais reprend du service pour battre son ennemi juré ! » (And the hero hangs up on their best friend but asks for a favour to defeat their sworn enemy!)	NOE
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Mais en fait, oh surprise ! Finalement, le vrai méchant, c’était son meilleur ami ! » (But actually, shocker! Finally, the true bad guy was their best friend all along!)	NOE
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Le héro triomphe, et son chef lui passe un savon pour avoir détruit la ville. » (The hero triumphs, and their chief tells them off for having destroyed the city.)	NOE
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « FIN ! Ça te rappelle quelque chose ? » (THE END! Does that remind you of anything?)	NOE
Perle: « Ça alors ! C’est marrant, on dirait justement... tous mes films préférés ! » (It does! Funnily enough, what you just described was... all my favourite films!)	Coralie: « - »	NOE
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Tu vois ? Passe aux comédies, Perle ! Au moins le rire, c’est bon pour le santé. » (You see? Choose comedy, Pearl! Laughter is the best medicine.)	NOE
Perle: « Et vous, les amis, quel est votre avis ? La borne festive vous attend ! » (And you, what is your opinion? The Splatfest terminal awaits you!)	Coralie: « - »	NOE

Introduction

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle: « Quels sont vos film préférés ? Les comédies ou les films d’actions ? » (Which is your favourite film? Comedy or action films?)	Coralie: « Rendez-vous vite à la borne festive pour choisir votre camp ! » (Hurry to the Splatfest terminal to pick your team!)	NOE

Results

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « HA HA HA ! »	NOE
Perle: « HEIN ?! C’est quoi, ce retournement de situation qui sort de nulle part ?! » (HUH?! What is this turnabout from nowhere?!)	Coralie: « - »	NOE
Perle: « Ton équipe est IN-SEN-SIBLE à l’art du combat, elle préfère les blagues nulles ! » (Your team is incompetent in the art of combat, and prefers boring jokes!)	Coralie: « - »	NOE
Perle: « La mienne aurait dû gagner ! On a trop la classe sur le champ de bataille ! » (Mine should have won! We have so much more class on the battlefield!)	Coralie: « - »	NOE
Perle: « Même qu’on s’éloigne des explosions au ralenti, sans un coup d’œil en arrière ! » (We even walk away from explosions in slow motion, without looking back!)	Coralie: « - »	NOE
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Ben, je sais pas... évitez peut-être le ralenti, la prochaine fois ? » (Well, I dunno... maybe avoid slow motion next time?)	NOE
Perle: « C’est une idée à creuser... » (It’s an idea to consider...)	Coralie: « - »	NOE
Perle: « - »	Coralie: « Les prix attendent les participants au festival sur le square ! » (The prizes await for the Splatfest participants at the Square!)	NOE

Results if Action were to win

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl: “Alors, on rigole moins, hein ?” (So, who's laughing now?)	Marina: “-”	NOE
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Si c'est une blague, elle est pas drôle...” (If that's a joke, it's not funny...)	NOE
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Je vois pas ce que vous trouvez à ces films... ils sont tellement prévisibles !” (I don't see what you like in these movies... They are so predictable!)	NOE
Pearl: “Un peu comme notre VICTOIRE ÉCLATANTE, tu veux dire ?” (You mean like our RADIANT VICTORY?)	Marina: “-”	NOE
Pearl: “La prochaine fois, faudra p'têt' passer à l'action au lieu de vous fendre la poire !” (Next time, you should probably take action instead of giggling!)	Marina: “-”	NOE
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Oh, ça va, hein ! Les festivals, c'est fait pour s'amuser, je te rappelle !” (Oh, leave me alone! May I remind you that Splatfests are meant to be fun?)	NOE
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “En tout cas, les prix attendent les participants au festival sur le...” (Anyway, those who participated can get their prices at...)	NOE
Pearl: “Taratata, et puis quoi encore ?! C'est la gagnante qui clôture le festival !” (Hey hey hey, what now?! It's the winner that concludes the Splatfest!)	Marina: “-”	NOE
Pearl: “Bien joué, les amis ! Les films d'action, c'est du bon ! Les comédies, c'est fini !” (Nice work, team! Action movies are cool! No more comedies!)	Marina: “-”	NOE
Pearl: “-”	Marina: “Oh, misère...” (Oh my...)	NOE
Pearl: “Les prix attendent les participants au festival sur le square !” (Those who participated can get their prizes at Inkopolis Square!)	Marina: “-”	NOE

German

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Was für Filme oder Serien mögt ihr lieber? Action oder Comedy?“ (What kind of movies or shows do you like better? Action or comedy?)	NOE
Perla: „Ich brauche Action! Ich will Explosionen, die mich in den Sitz drücken!“ (I need action! I want explosions that push me into the seat!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „Wer braucht schon Gags? Ich will 'ne Verfolgungsjagd durch den Grätenkanal!“ (Who needs gags? I want a chase through the Snapper Canal!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „Ich will sehen, wie es die Bösewichte in stylisher Zeitlupe erwischt!“ (I want to see the bad guys get caught in stylish slow motion!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „Doofe Witze mit Lachen vom Band brauche ich jedenfalls nicht!“ (In any case, I don't need stupid jokes with laughter from tape!)	Marina: „Ja, Lachen vom Band ist furchtbar, aber Actionfilme sind genauso behämmert.“ (Yes, taped laughter is terrible, but action movies are just as wacky.)	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Schon mal gemerkt, dass die Bösen in Actionfilmen fast nie was treffen?“ (Ever noticed that the bad guys in action movies almost never hit anything?)	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Die würden in 'nem Revierkampf nicht mal den Boden erwischen!“ (They wouldn't even hit the ground in a Turf War!)	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Und warum muss der Held immer aus dem Ruhestand zurückkehren?“ (And why does the hero always have to return from retirement?)	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Und dann kommt raus, dass sein Partner der Schurke war! Überraschung!“ (And then it turns out that his partner was the villain! Surprise!)	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Der Held gewinnt, aber wird vom Chief wegen Kollateralschaden angepfiffen.“ (The hero wins but gets called out by the chief for collateral damage.)	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Kommt dir das bekannt vor?“ (Does that sound familiar?)	NOE
Perla: „Ja, das ist mein Lieblingsfilm! Also, eigentlich alle meine Lieblingsfilme!“ (Yes, this is my favorite movie! Well, actually all my favorite movies!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Wofür braucht man überhaupt Action? Lachen ist die beste Medizin!“ (What do you need action for anyway? Laughter is the best medicine!)	NOE
Perla: „Und was denkt ihr? Trefft eure Wahl am Splatfest-Wahlstand!“ (And what do you think? Make your choice at the Splatfest terminal!)	Marina: „-“	NOE

Introduction

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: „Was für Filme oder Serien mögt ihr lieber? Action oder Comedy?“ (What kind of movies or shows do you prefer? Action or comedy?)	Marina: „Trefft eure Wahl am Splatfest-Wahlstand!“ (Make your choice at the Splatfest terminal!)	NOE

Results

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Hahaha!“	NOE
Perla: „Wie? Wie konnten wir nur verlieren?“ (How? Just how could we lose?)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „Team Comedy kämpft nicht mal gern! Die lachen lieber über blöde Witze!“ (Team Comedy doesn't even like to fight! They prefer to laugh at stupid jokes!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „Team Action liegt das Kämpfen doch im Blut!“ (Team Action has fighting in its blood!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „Wir gehen extra langsam von Explosionen weg, ohne uns umzudrehen!“ (We walk away from explosions extra slowly, without turning around!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Vielleicht hättet ihr die Explosionen doch im Blick behalten sollen...“ (Perhaps you should have kept an eye on the explosions after all...)	NOE
Perla: „Ach, auch egal...“ (Oh, never mind...)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Wer beim Splatfest dabei war, bekommt seinen Preis auf dem Inkopolis-Platz!“ (Those who participated in the Splatfest will get their prize at Inkopolis Square!)	NOE

Results if Action were to win

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: „Und wer lacht jetzt, naaa?“ (And who's laughing now, eeeh?)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „...“	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Lass mich raten... Jetzt kommt ein Rap darüber, dass dein Team gewonnen hat...“ (Let me guess... Now comes a rap about your team winning...)	NOE
Perla: „Schnallt euch an, denn wir sind dran!“ (Buckle up, because we're up!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „Team Action ließ es knallhart krachen, jetzt ist Schluss mit doofem Lachen!“ (Team Action let it rip hard, now no more stupid laughter!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Wenigstens ist es jetzt vorbei...“ (At least it's over now....)	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „Wer beim Splatfest dabei war, bekommt seinen Prei--“ (Those who participated in the Splatfest will get their pri--)	NOE
Perla: „NEHMT EUER LACHEN VOM BAND UND HALTET DEN RAND!“ (TAKE YOUR LAUGHTER OFF THE LINE AND HOLD THE EDGE!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „Niemand hält Team Action auf, wer's versucht, bekommt eins drauf!“ (No one stops Team Action, if you try, you get hit!)	Marina: „-“	NOE
Perla: „-“	Marina: „...“	NOE
Perla: „Wer beim Splatfest dabei war, bekommt seinen Preis auf dem Inkopolis-Platz!“ (Those who participated in the Splatfest will get their prize at Inkopolis Square!)	Marina: „-“	NOE

Italian

Announcement

Alga's Dialogue	Nori's Dialogue	Region
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Quali film vi piacciono di più? Azione adrenalinica o risate a crepasquame?»	NOE
Alga: «Che domande! I film d'azione! Inseguimenti, esplosioni! BOOOM!»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «Altro che commedie con battute che non fanno ridere! Voglio scene mozzafiato!»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «Voglio vedere i cattivi splattati al rallentatore e in alta definizione!»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «Possibilmente senza Armand che spiega le armi al protagonista!»	Nori: «OK, ci saranno film comici mal riusciti, ma ci sono pure film d'azione scadenti!»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Non ti sembra noioso che i protagonisti abbiano sempre una mira infallibile?»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Non è realistico che siano tutti dei cecchini da paura come la sottoscritta!»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Gli eroi sono sempre tutti uguali: ex polpiziotti ormai ritirati a vita privata.»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «E alla fine il nemico è sempre il braccio destro dell'eroe. Bel cinepolpettone...»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Il buono vince e dopo i titoli di coda c'è una scena per giustificare un sequel.»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Ti suona familiare?»	NOE
Alga: «Certo! È uno dei miei film preferiti! Anzi... sono un po' tutti i miei preferiti!»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Non capisco questa febbre per l'azione. Una bella risata e stai subito meglio!»	NOE
Alga: «E voi che ne pensate? Andate al terminal di voto e scegliete da che parte stare!»	Nori: «-»	NOE

Results

Alga's Dialogue	Nori's Dialogue	Region
Alga: «-»	Nori: «AH AH AH! Non ho mai riso così tanto! Non c'è commedia che tenga! AH AH AH!»	NOE
Alga: «A-Abbiamo persooo?!»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «Ma com'è possibile? Non fanno altro che guardare commediole insulse!»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «Noi siamo la squadra Azione! Siamo nati per stare sul campo di battaglia!»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «Dovremmo essere dei tipi esplosivi!»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Più che esplosivi, siete un po' scoppiati!»	NOE
Alga: «Molto divertente...»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Se avete partecipato al festival, i vostri premi vi attendono in piazza!»	NOE

Results if Action were to win

Alga's Dialogue	Nori's Dialogue	Region
Alga: «Scommetto che adesso non ridi più!!!»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «...»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Accetto la sconfitta... ti chiedo solo di non metterti a cant...»	NOE
Alga: «♪ Che succede, team Commedia? Mi sembrate una tragedia! ♪»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «♪ L'adrenalina pompa a mille! In battaglia faccio scintille! ♪»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Per fortuna hai finito le rime...»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Se avete partecipato al fest...»	NOE
Alga: «♪ Esplosioni a tutto spiano! Fate largo o vi asfaltiamo! ♪»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «♪ La mia Nori è bella fritta! Sarà stata la sconfitta! ♪»	Nori: «-»	NOE
Alga: «-»	Nori: «Sei proprio irrecuperabile...»	NOE
Alga: «Se avete partecipato al festival, i vostri premi vi attendono in piazza!»	Nori: «-»	NOE

Japanese

Announcement

ヒメ's Dialogue	イイダ's Dialogue	Region
ヒメ：「年の初めは　全世界合同フェスだー！　どっちを観る？　アクション　ｖｓ　コメディ！！」 (To kick-off the new year, it's a worldwide Splatfest! What do you watch? Action vs Comedy!!)	イイダ：「きゃ～！　ワールドワイドフェスですね～！！」 (Whoa~! It's a World Wide Splatfest~!!)	NOJ
Notes: Pearl says "Worldwide" in Japanese, while Marina says the words "World Wide" in English.
ヒメ：「対泱するのは、新年からスカッといこーぜ！　爽快感とテンションＭＡＸ！「アクション」と！」 (The opponents will be: An awesome start for the new year! Exhilaration and tension to the MAX! "Action" and..!)	イイダ：「年の初めの大笑い！　笑顔と幸福度ＭＡＸ！「コメディ」になります！」 (An big laugh at the beginning of the year! Smiles and happiness to the MAX! "Comedy"!)	NOJ
ヒメ：「-」	イイダ：「このテーマで思い出したんですけど、　センパイ　あのドラマ観てくれました～？」 (This theme reminds me, Senpai, have you already seen that drama~?)	NOJ
Notes: "Drama" refers to any television series – it can even be a "comedy drama".
ヒメ：「あー、イイダガオススメしてた人気コメディドラマの　年末スペシャルだろ？スゲー笑った笑った！」 (Ah, the year-end special of that popular comedy drama that you recommended? I smiled and laughed!)	イイダ：「でしょでしょ～♪　すっごい　おかしいんですけど、　ナミダを　さそうシーンもあって　良かったですよね～」 (That's the one~♪ It's really funny, but it was nice to have that tear-jerking scene, too, wasn't it~?)	NOJ
ヒメ：「んじゃー　アタシがオススメしたヤツ観たか？」 (Well, have you seen the one that I recommended?)	イイダ：「３時間ノンストップのあくしょん映画ですよね？　観ました～！　３時間あっという間でしたよ～♪」 (It was that 3-hour non-stop movie, right? I watched it~! 3 hours went by in the blink of an eye~♪)	NOJ
ヒメ：「だろー！　その映画の続編がさ、　なんと来週公開　されんだよ！　イイダも　いっしょに観に行こうぜー！」 (Yeah! The sequel to that movie is coming out next week! Let's go see it together!)	イイダ：「え？！　来週ですか？　ヒメセンパイ　来週はフェスですよ！」 (Huh?! Next week? Pearl-senpai, next week is the Splatfest!)	NOJ
ヒメ：「ダァーイジョウブだよ！　ちょうどフェスが終わった後に　始まっからな！　チェック洛みだっつーの！」 (It's alriiight! The premiere is right after the Splatfest ends! Just look at the date!)	イイダ：「…ヒメセンパイ　ちょっと待ってください！」 (Pearl-senpai, please wait a moment!)	NOJ
ヒメ：「ん？　どーしたイイダ、　そーいや続編は　１０時間ノンストップだかんな！　楽しみだー！」 (Hm? Whyyy Marina, the sequel is 10-hour non-stop! I can't wait!)	イイダ：「フェス終わりは　ヒメセンパイと　あのドラマの　年始スペシャル観ようと思ってたのに～」 (I thought that after the Splatfest we'll watch the New Year's special of that Drama~)	NOJ
ヒメ：「ゲッ！　同じ日かよ！！　それはそれで　面白そうだけどな…」 (Urk! It's the same day!! It does sound interesting, but...)	イイダ：「映画館は　にげませんから　その日はワタシの家で　ドラマ観ましょ～♪」 (Since we can't go to the movie theater that day, let's watch the drama at my place~♪)	NOJ
ヒメ：「エー！　公開初日に観るのがいいんじゃん！　イイダも気になるだろ？　あの主人公のソノ後！」 (Hey! You should watch (the movie) on opening day! You also care, right? About that hero!)	イイダ：「ラストか　主人公１人に対して１００００の大群！　スッゴイ気になります～　でもドラマ観たいな～…」 (The cliffhanger was a horde of 10,000 baddies against that hero all by herself! That seemed amazing~ But I also want to see that drama~...)	NOJ
ヒメ：「ウ…　こーなったらフェスの結果で決めちゃおーぜ！」 (Ugh... Well, in that case, let's let the Splatfest results decide!)	イイダ：「ですね！　ワタシ燃えてきました！！　フェス用機材のメンテ行ってきます！」 (That's it! I'm burning up!! I'm gonna set up my gear for the Splatfest!)	NOJ
ヒメ：「ヨッシャ！　そんじゃーアタシも発声トレーニングして　キレッキレのフロウかましてやんよ！」 (Alright! I'm gonna do vocal training for my fresh rap sections!)	イイダ：「-」	NOJ

Introduction

ヒメ's Dialogue	イイダ's Dialogue	Region
ヒメ：「観るならどっち？フェス始まったぞーーー！」	イイダ：「ロビー前のタッチパネルから投票して、参加してくださ～い！」	NOJ

Results

ヒメ's Dialogue	イイダ's Dialogue	Region
ヒメ：「-」	イイダ：「きゃ～！　「コメディ」～～～！！」 (Whoa~! "Comedy"~~~!!)	NOJ
ヒメ：「ゲッ？！　まじかよーーー！」 (Huh?! Are you serious---!)	イイダ：「-」	NOJ
ヒメ：「-」	イイダ：「「コメディ」のみんなさん、やりましたね！　本当スゴイです！　ワタシ、　カンゲキしました～」 (Everyone in team Comedy, you did it! It's really amazing! I'm so touched~)	NOJ
ヒメ：「「アクション」もがんばったの、　知ってるからな！　もーちょいだったかー！」 (Team Action also did their best, you know! It was so close-!)	イイダ：「-」	NOJ
ヒメ：「-」	イイダ：「ヒメセンパイ、　映画は今度にして　つぎはワタシの家で　コメディドラマフェスですよ～！」 (Pearl-senpai, this time - movie night at my place - a comedy drama binge~!)	NOJ
Notes: The word Marina uses for "binge" is "Fest", which is also the Japanese word for Splatfest.
ヒメ：「しゃーねー…　ってフェス？！　なんだよ、それ？」 (Wai-wha-... binge?! What do you mean by that?)	イイダ：「-」	NOJ
ヒメ：「-」	イイダ：「年始スペシャルを　より楽しむために　ドラマシリーズのディスクＢＯＸを　用意しました～！」 (To better enjoy the New Year's special, I prepared the drama series' DVD box!)	NOJ
ヒメ：「げっ！　まじかよー…　っつーか、そのドラマいくつ出てんの…？」 (Huh! Are you serious-... H-how, how long has that drama been running..?)	イイダ：「-」	NOJ
ヒメ：「-」	イイダ：「今年からシーズン８が始まるので　７つですね～　改めてふりかえると　また面白いんですよ♪」 (Season 8 starts this year, so that makes it 7, right~? Re-watching it from the start is gonna be fun♪)	NOJ
ヒメ：「ちょ、　イイダ！　それって　フェス何回分だよ？！」 (Wa, Marina! This binge, how many sittings is it gonna be?!)	イイダ：「-」	NOJ

Results if Action were to win

ヒメ's Dialogue	イイダ's Dialogue	Region
ヒメ：「「アクション」！！」	イイダ：「う～ん… あと少しだったのに～…」	NOJ
ヒメ：「「アクション」のみんな、ありがと！やっぱアクション好きはバトルもイカしてんなー！」	イイダ：「「コメディ」のみなさんもとてもがんばってましたよ～」	NOJ
ヒメ：「ヨーシ！そんじゃー映画観んぞ！明日の１０時に映画館集合な！」	イイダ：「エ？！この後すぐに行くんじゃないんですか～？」	NOJ
ヒメ：「まーなんだ、今日はコメディドラマの年始スペシャルイイダんちで観ようぜ！」	イイダ：「きゃ～！ホントにいいんですか～？！ワタシ、ワタシ… ウレシイです～…」	NOJ
ヒメ：「もー泣くなよイイダー、コメディ観て大笑いした後にアクション観てスカッとしたらダブルで楽しーじゃん！」	イイダ：「ワタシ、ナミダで画面見れないかもです～」	NOJ
ヒメ：「あ、フェスに参加した人は広場でスーパーサザエもらえるってよ！」	イイダ：「次のフェスもお楽しみに！」	NOJ

Russian

Announcement

Жемчик's Dialogue	Мариша's Dialogue	Region
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Какие вы любите фильмы и сериалы? Боевики или комедии?» (What movies and TV series you like? Action movies or comedies?)	NOE
Жемчик: «Боевики, конечно! Где плюхают направо и налево!» (Action movies of course! Where they splat right and left!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «Шутить я и сама могу! А вот разборки в Подмостовье это сила. Йо!» (I can joke myself! On the other hand, the showdowns in Snapper Canal are powerful. Yo!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «Краска с экрана так и хлещет! Плюхи в слоу-моушн! Красота!» (Ink gushing from the screen! Splats in slow mo! This is beauty!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «А ты хочешь на Пушкина смотреть? Он у нас главный комедиант!» (And what do you want, to watch Sheldon? He's our main comedian!)	Мариша: «У Пушкина юмор специфический, но боевики смотреть — себя не уважать!» (Sheldon has a specific humor, but watching action movies is disrespecting yourself!)	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Они такие неправдоподобные! В них плохие парни всегда мажут!» (They're so unrealistic! The bad guys always miss there!)	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Они даже из плюхомета никого плюхнуть не могут!» (They can't splat anyone even with Sploosh-o-matic!)	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «И все эти сюжеты про супергероя на пенсии, спасающего мир...» (And all these stories about a retired superhero who saves the world...)	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «А затем оказывается, что лучший друг героя и есть главный злодей!» (And then turns out that the hero's best friend is the main villain!)	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Герой всех спасает, а шеф полиции пилит его за растрату краски!» (The hero saves everyone and a police chief reprimands him for wasting ink!)	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Узнаешь сюжетик?» (Do you recognize the plot?)	NOE
Жемчик: «Да это же «Реальные враки»! Мой любимый фильм!» (Well if it isn't «Real lies»! My favorite movie!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Боевики — пустая трата времени. Комедии хотя бы смешные...» (Action movies are a waste of time. Comedies are at least funny...)	NOE
Жемчик: «А вы что думаете? Вперед к терминалу и выберите сторону!» (And what do you think? Go ahead to the terminal and choose your side!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE

Results

Жемчик's Dialogue	Мариша's Dialogue	Region
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Ха-ха-ха!» (Ha ha ha!)	NOE
Жемчик: «Как мы могли проиграть?!» (How could we lose?!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «Этим комедиантам, которые даже оружие держать в руках не умеют?!» (To these comedians who don't even know how to hold a weapon?!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «Чтобы герой — и проиграл?! В боевиках так не бывает!» (A hero who can lose?! It doesn't happen in action movies!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «Взрывы? Засады? Я смеюсь в лицо любой опасности!!!» (Explosions? Ambushes? I laugh in the face of any danger!!!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Вот, а теперь посмеешься над классной комедией!» (And now you can laugh at a cool comedy!)	NOE
Жемчик: «Короче...» (Anyway...)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Участников Сплатфеста на площади ждут призы!» (Prizes await Splatfest participants on the square!)	NOE

Results if Action were to win

Жемчик's Dialogue	Мариша's Dialogue	Region
Жемчик: «Ну что, весело тебе?!» (Well, are you having fun now?!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «...»	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Подозреваю, сейчас ты пустишься читать рэпчик про боевики...» (I suspect that now youll start reading a rap about action movies...)	NOE
Жемчик: «Аста ла виста, сдавайте пушки, Эй, юмористы, живо к «вертушке»!» (Hasta la vista, surrender your guns, Hey, comedians, hurry to a copter!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «Боевики не любите? Не чета нам, Мы обожаем запах краски по утрам!» (You don't like action movies? You're not a match to us, We love the smell of ink in the morning!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Уф... хорошо, что 90-е позади...» (Oof... it's good that the 90s are over...)	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «Короче, участников Сплатфеста на площади жд...» (Anyway, prizes await Splatfest participants on the s...)	NOE
Жемчик: «Засуньте ваши шуточки подальше, «Боевики» курок спустили раньше!» (Put your jokes away, «Actions» pulled the trigger before you!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «Короче, «Комедии» — бойцы хилые, А «БОЕВИКИ» — НЕУДЕРЖИМЫЕ!» (Anyway, «Comedies» are frail fighters, And «ACTIONS» ARE UNSTOPPABLE!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE
Жемчик: «-»	Мариша: «...»	NOE
Жемчик: «А участников Сплатфеста на площади ждут призы!» (And prizes await Splatfest participants on the square!)	Мариша: «-»	NOE

Spanish (Latin America)

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: “-”	Marina: “¿Les gustan más las películas y series de acción o de comedia?” (Do you guys like movies and series of action or comedy more?)	NOA
Perla: “Fácil: ¡ACCIÓN! ¡Quiero explosiones!” (Easy: ACTION! I want explosions!)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “Nada de chistes. ¡Dame persecuciones de autos por el Canal Cormorán!” (No jokes. Give me car chases through Snapper Canal!)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “Quiero ver duelos de rodillos a cámara lenta!” (I want to see Roller duels in slow motion!)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “No quiero ver a Jairo contar chistes de cangrejos con risa enlatada.” (I don't wanna see Sheldon tell crab jokes with a laugh track.)	Marina: “A nadie le gusta la risa enlatada. ¡Pero las películas de acción son ridículas!” (Nobody likes laugh tracks. But action movies are ridiculous!)	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “¿Por qué los malos NUNCA le atinan al héroe?” (Why do the bad guys NEVER hit the hero?)	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “¡Es como si no hubieran terminado el tutorial!” (It's like they never finished the tutorial!)	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “Y por qué la heroína SIEMPRE tiene que dejar su retiro para detener al villano?” (And why does the heroine ALWAYS have to leave her retirement to stop the villain?)	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “Y luego resulta que el verdadero malo era su compañero. ¡No me digas!” (And then it turns out that the real bad guy was her partner. Don't tell me!)	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “La heroína gana, pero el jefe de policía la riñe por haber destruido la ciudad.” (She wins, but the police boss tells her off for having destroyed the city.)	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “¿Te suena la película?” (Does the movie sound familiar?)	NOA
Perla: “¡Claro! Esa es una de mis favoritas. De hecho... así son todas mis favoritas.” (Of course! That's one of my favorites. In fact... that's how all of my favorites are.)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “¿Acción? ¿Para qué? ¡La risa es la mejor medicina!” (Action? For what? Laughter is the best medicine!)	NOA
Perla: “¿Qué opinan ustedes? ¡Vayan a la terminal de voto y elijan un equipo!” (What do you think? Go to the vote terminal and choose a team!)	Marina: “-”	NOA

Introduction

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: “¿Les gustan más las películas y series de acción o de comedia?” (Do you like action or comedy movies and series?)	Marina: “¡Vayan a la terminal de voto y elijan un equipo!” (Go to the vote terminal and choose a team!)	NOA

Results

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: “-”	Marina: “¡BAAAJAJAJA!” (BAAAHAHAHA!)	NOA
Perla: “¡¿PERDIMOS?! ¿Contra el Equipo Comedia?” (WE LOST?! Against Team Comedy?)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “¡Ni siquiera les gusta combatir! ¡Se la pasan riéndose de chistes malos!” (They don't even like to battle! They just laugh at bad jokes!)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “¡El Equipo Acción nacimos rodando por el campo de batalla con un difusor dual!” (Team Action was born rolling through the battlegrounds with dualies!)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “¡COMBATIMOS CON LOS OJOS VENDADOS!” (WE BATTLE BLINDFOLDED!)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “A lo mejor fue por eso perdieron.” (Maybe that's why you lost.)	NOA
Perla: “Bah.”	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!” (If you participated in the Splatfest, collect your prizes in the Square!)	NOA

Results if Action were to win

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: “¿QUIÉN SE RÍE AHORA?” (WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “...”	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “Deja que adivine: vas a soltar unas rimas sobre la victoria de tu equi...” (Let me guess: you're going to throw out some rhymes about yout team's victo...)	NOA
Perla: “¿Te parece gracioso, te gusta la risa? Atentos todos y escuchen mi premisa:” (Did you think that was funny, did you like that laugh? Pay attention everyone and listen to my thoughts:)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “Cuando el Equipo Acción entra en escena, ¡no hay lugar para tinta ajena!” (When Team Action enters the scene, there's no place for any other kind of ink!)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “¿Ya terminaste?” (Are you finished?)	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “En fin, si participaron en el festival, recojan sus prem...” (Anyway, if you participated in the Splatfest, collect your pri...)	NOA
Perla: “Olvida los chistes, que esto va en serio: ¡este festival está bajo mi imperio!” (Forget your jokes, because this is serious: this Splatfest is under my rule!)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “¡Ninguna misión es imposible, PORQUE EL EQUIPO ACCIÓN ES INVENCIBLE!” (No mission is impossible, BECAUSE TEAM ACTION IS UNDEFEATABLE!)	Marina: “-”	NOA
Perla: “-”	Marina: “...”	NOA
Perla: “¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!” (If you participated in the Splatfest, collect your prizes in the Square!)	Marina: “-”	NOA

Spanish (Spain)

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: «-»	Marina: «¿Qué tipo de películas o series preferís: de acción o de comedia?» (What kind of movies or series do you prefer: action or comedy?)	NOE
Perla: «¡Qué fácil me lo pones esta vez! Donde esté una peli de acción y explosiones...» (How easy you put it for me this time! Where there is a movie with action and explosions...)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «¡Paso de comedia! ¡Dame persecuciones de vértigo en coche, saltos y choques!» (I pass on comedy! Give me dizzying car chases, jumps and crashes!)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «¡Con lo que mola ver al protagonista bañando en tinta a los malvados!» (When is so cool to see the protagonist bathing the evil in ink!)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «Además, no soporto las comedias por las risas enlatadas. ¡No tienen gracia!» (Also, I can't stand comedies for the canned laughs. They have no grace!)	Marina: «Ahí tengo que darte la razón. ¡Pero las pelis de acción también tienen lo suyo!» (I have to give you the reason there. But action movies also have their thing!)	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «¿Por qué los malos tienen siempre una puntería penosa?» (Why the bad guys always have a pitiful aim?)	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «¿O por qué siempre atacan en turnos en vez de hacerlo todos en grupo?» (Or why do they always attack in turns instead of all in group?)	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «Luego está el cliché del héroe retirado que regresa para frenar a su némesis.» (Then there's the cliché of the retired hero that comes back to stop his nemesis.)	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «Y, en un «inesperado» giro de los acontecimientos, ¡el malo es su colega!» (And, in an "unexpected" turn of events, the bad guy is his colleague!)	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «El héroe gana, pero el jefe de policía le echa la bronca por destrozar el barrio.» (The hero wins, but the police chief tells him off for trashing the neighborhood.)	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «¿Te suena de algo?» (Does it sound from something?)	NOE
Perla: «¡Claro, es una de mis pelis favoritas! Bueno... en realidad todas son así.» (Of course, it's one of my favorite movies! Well... actually they're all like that.)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «¡Déjate de acción y ríete un poco más! Es mucho mejor para la salud.» (Stop the action and laugh some more! It's much better for health.)	NOE
Perla: «En fin, ¿qué opina el público? ¡Id al terminal de voto y elegid equipo!» (Anyway, what does the public think? Go to the voting terminal and choose a team!)	Marina: «-»	NOE

Introduction

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: «¿Qué tipo de pelis y series preferís? ¿De acción o comedia?» (What type of movies and series do you prefer? Action or comedy?)	Marina: «¡Pasad por el terminal de voto y elegid vuestro bando!» (Stop by the vote terminal and choose your side!)	NOE

Results

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: «-»	Marina: «Quien ríe el último... ¡ríe mejor!» (Who laughs last... laughs best!)	NOE
Perla: «¡No me esperaba este giro de guión!» (I wasn't expecting this plot twist!)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «¡Creía que vuestro equipo estaba en contra de la acción!» (I thought your team was against the action!)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «En cambio, ¡nosotros hemos nacido para liquidar a diestro y siniestro!» (Instead, we were born to liquidate right and left!)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «¡Y somos tan valientes que nos alejamos de las explosiones a cámara lenta!» (And we are so brave that we walk away from the explosions at slow motion!)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «Quizás tendríais que haberos escapado a cámara rápida...» (Maybe you should have escaped at fast motion...)	NOE
Perla: «Eso, encima tómatelo a risa.» (That, even take it for laughs.)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «¡Recordad ir a la plaza para recoger los premios por haber participado!» (Remember to go to the square to claim the prizes for having participated!)	NOE

Results if Action were to win

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla: «¿Quién ríe ahora, eh?» (Who's laughing now, huh?)	Marina: «Ay...» (Ouch...)	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «Tampoco hace falta que te pongas a restregarnos la victoria, Perla.» (There's no need for you to start rubbing the victory against us either, Pearl.)	NOE
Perla: «¡Las pelis de acción molan mogollón! ♪ ¡Reparten leña y me da el subidón! ♪» (Action movies are so cool! ♪ They deliver punches and it gives me the rush! ♪)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «¡Al final los malos acaban derrotados! ♪ ¡Así aprenden a no ser tan pesados! ♪» (At the end the bad guys end up defeated! ♪ That's how they learn not to be so mean! ♪)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «¿Ese tema es de tu disco en solitario? ¡Porque yo me niego a ponerle música!» (Is that song from your solo album? Because I refuse to put music to it!)	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «En fin, recordad ir a la plaza para recoger los...» (Anyway, remember to go to the square to claim the...)	NOE
Perla: «¡El festival todavía no ha terminado! ♪ ¡Falta recordar que os hemos ganado! ♪» (The festival is not over yet! ♪ It remains to remember that we have beaten you! ♪)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «¡El equipo acción ha sido el mejor! ♪ ¡Reírse antes de tiempo fue un error! ♪» (Team action team has been the best! ♪ Laughing too soon was a mistake! ♪)	Marina: «-»	NOE
Perla: «-»	Marina: «Lo tuyo no tiene remedio...» (Yours has no remedy...)	NOE
Perla: «Ya sabéis: ¡los premios por haber participado os esperan en la plaza!» (You know already: the prizes for having participated await you in the square!)	Marina: «-»	NOE

Top 100

North America and Oceania

Action

Rank	Name	Splatfest Power	Weapon	Headgear	Shoes
1	drwatson	2561	N-ZAP '85	Streetstyle Cap	Red Hi-Tops
2	Drink Soy	2541	Sloshing Machine	FishFry Biscuit Bandana	Purple Hi-Horses
3	<-Silver->	2536	Hero Splatling Replica	Noise Cancelers	N-Pacer Ag
4	Nerf nzap	2529	Splattershot	King Flip Mesh	Blue Moto Boots
5	YippeKiYay	2526	Forge Splattershot Pro	18K Aviators	White Laceless Dakroniks
6	Froggy	2512	N-ZAP '85	King Flip Mesh	Moto Boots
7	©The Law	2509	N-ZAP '85	Splash Goggles	Mint Dakroniks
8	liι_Gσηz	2501	N-ZAP '89	Squid Hairclip	White Norimaki 750s
9	Kazuki★	2501	Aerospray RG	Camo Mesh	Black Norimaki 750s
10	W◎lf	2485	N-ZAP '89	Studio Headphones	Arrow Pull-Ons
11	Taku	2484	N-ZAP '85	Snorkel Mask	Neon Sea Slugs
12	ıиκΔPain	2481	N-ZAP '85	Sneaky Beanie	Clownfish Basics
13	King	2475	Firefin Splatterscope	Squidlife Headphones	Hunting Boots
14	Carb Van	2475	N-ZAP '85	Sneaky Beanie	White Norimaki 750s
15	Daniel-SMX	2472	Blaster	Moist Ghillie Helmet	White Norimaki 750s
16	;Jøseph	2471	N-ZAP '85	Lightweight Cap	White Norimaki 750s
17	ĳÐante	2465	Splattershot Jr.	Special Forces Beret	LE Soccer Shoes
18	Moon River	2463	Sploosh-o-matic	Face Visor	Navy Enperrials
19	[C-] Valk	2460	Aerospray RG	Fake Contacts	School Shoes
20	»Wispon«	2453	Splattershot	Tinted Shades	White Norimaki 750s
21	Dalton	2449	Splat Roller	Double Egg Shades	Navy Enperrials
22	Tαz	2447	Blaster	Paisley Bandana	Blue Slip-Ons
23	TW～Gater	2447	Custom Splattershot Jr.	18K Aviators	Moto Boots
24	[FB] Jeyro	2446	Splat Dualies	Fake Contacts	Hunter Hi-Tops
25	Tsu	2445	N-ZAP '85	FishFry Biscuit Bandana	Punk Whites
26	Purpz	2443	Splattershot	Bobble Hat	Blueberry Casuals
27	Blady!.CL	2442	Dapple Dualies	Studio Headphones	Gold Hi-Horses
28	SW★Luκαs	2442	Splattershot Jr.	Takoroka Visor	Blue & Black Squidkid IV
29	Guy Fieri	2440	L-3 Nozzlenose D	Lightweight Cap	Snow Delta Straps
30	ç Pocket	2440	Forge Splattershot Pro	Squidlife Headphones	Sunny Climbing Shoes
31	Ninja13	2440	Tentatek Splattershot	Jellyvader Cap	Angry Rain Boots
32	J©r©my	2438	Rapid Blaster	Squidvader Cap	Blue Moto Boots
33	hE√Argo	2438	Forge Splattershot Pro	House-Tag Denim Cap	Gray Yellow-Soled Wingtips
34	Z～Starz	2438	N-ZAP '85	Five-Panel Cap	Black Flip-Flops
35	Zeroken	2437	Splash-o-matic	Squid Hairclip	Red FishFry Sandals
36	Cool Beans	2437	N-ZAP '85	Lightweight Cap	Blueberry Casuals
37	Bandit	2436	Rapid Blaster	Retro Specs	Blue Lo-Tops
38	TW～Esky ツ	2436	Splattershot	18K Aviators	Blue & Black Squidkid IV
39	SW★Kαty	2436	Splattershot	Knitted Hat	Blue Slip-Ons
40	Nicole	2435	Splat Roller	Stealth Goggles	LE Soccer Shoes
41	pls forgiv	2434	Tri-Slosher	Studio Headphones	Hunter Hi-Tops
42	kyaku	2434	Rapid Blaster	Black Arrowbands	Red Hi-Tops
43	らいとにんぐ	2433	Hero Brella Replica	Studio Headphones	Gold Hi-Horses
44	κıιιer2;	2429	Aerospray RG	Sneaky Beanie	White Kicks
45	M. Osiris	2429	Forge Splattershot Pro	Striped Beanie	Trail Boots
46	TB	2428	Gold Dynamo Roller	Skull Bandana	Moto Boots
47	[BRUT]Brut	2428	Splattershot Jr.	King Flip Mesh	Angry Rain Boots
48	Hut★Roller	2428	Hero Roller Replica	Five-Panel Cap	Mint Dakroniks
49	/_;z	2426	Octobrush Nouveau	Hickory Work Cap	Navy Enperrials
50	Space	2424	Tri-Slosher	Squid Hairclip	School Shoes
51	Jαson★	2424	Forge Splattershot Pro	Snorkel Mask	Black Norimaki 750s
52	Jesse	2423	Splat Dualies	Headlamp Helmet	Smoky Wingtips
53	Oyabin	2420	L-3 Nozzlenose D	Knitted Hat	Orca Hi-Tops
54	»Chill™«	2418	Rapid Blaster	Sneaky Beanie	White Norimaki 750s
55	Century	2418	Splat Roller	Jellyvader Cap	Blue Moto Boots
56	JR_GameR	2418	Splat Roller	Studio Headphones	Black Dakroniks
57	LuigiPop	2417	Mini Splatling	Squid Hairclip	Blue Moto Boots
58	Pashon	2417	N-ZAP '85	Dust Blocker 2000	LE Soccer Shoes
59	joni	2416	Hero Roller Replica	18K Aviators	Blue Slip-Ons
60	fancy くコ:ミ	2415	N-ZAP '85	Knitted Hat	Plum Casuals
61	▼mononoke▼	2414	N-ZAP '85	Painter's Mask	Red Hi-Tops
62	Mayhem	2414	Inkbrush	FishFry Visor	Black Dakroniks
63	Guppy	2413	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Painter's Mask	Moto Boots
64	;Jack	2412	N-ZAP '85	Bucket Hat	Gold Hi-Horses
65	Spe©ter	2412	Firefin Splat Charger	Squidvader Cap	Red Hi-Tops
66	çSplatTati	2411	Custom Splattershot Jr.	Woolly Urchins Classic	Black Norimaki 750s
67	Philip	2410	Splattershot Pro	House-Tag Denim Cap	Red Hi-Tops
68	SonicSerge	2409	Hero Roller Replica	Tennis Headband	Orca Woven Hi-Tops
69	banana_iro	2409	Sploosh-o-matic	Camo Mesh	Piranha Moccasins
70	Sos Wifey	2408	Tentatek Splattershot	Takoroka Visor	Blue Slip-Ons
71	Xoxudill	2407	Sploosh-o-matic	Squid Hairclip	Power Boots
72	Leaf	2407	Tri-Slosher	Five-Panel Cap	Kid Clams
73	maplekingu	2406	Splattershot	Paisley Bandana	Blue Slip-Ons
74	NKT©Darm	2406	N-ZAP '85	Paintball Mask	Blue Slip-Ons
75	nwø	2406	Forge Splattershot Pro	Dust Blocker 2000	Pro Trail Boots
76	SuperCraig	2404	N-ZAP '85	Samurai Helmet	Gold Hi-Horses
77	Starrio	2404	Splattershot	FishFry Visor	Deepsea Leather Boots
78	- Quak3	2404	Forge Splattershot Pro	Tennis Headband	Moist Ghillie Boots
79	Chris	2403	Octobrush Nouveau	Squid Facemask	Arrow Pull-Ons
80	Ðylf★	2403	Tri-Slosher	Takoroka Mesh	Red & Black Squidkid IV
81	n0hb0dy	2402	N-ZAP '89	Studio Headphones	Snow Delta Straps
82	Shibito	2402	Dualie Squelchers	Fake Contacts	N-Pacer Ag
83	Candy	2401	Splat Roller	Squidfin Hook Cans	Sunset Orca Hi-Tops
84	ΔειταFσx98	2401	N-ZAP '85	Retro Specs	Crazy Arrows
85	2♪Emmy	2401	Splattershot	Firefin Facemask	Cream Basics
86	～Cezo	2401	Classic Squiffer	Sporty Bobble Hat	Blue Laceless Dakroniks
87	Liamigi	2400	Splattershot Pro	Jungle Hat	Strapping Whites
88	soccerjoe5	2400	Hero Brella Replica	Short Beanie	Cherry Kicks
89	©ΜΟΜ ßεαιs	2400	N-ZAP '85	Straw Boater	White Kicks
90	Beans	2399	Enperry Splat Dualies	18K Aviators	Red Hi-Tops
91	☆Neebles☆	2399	Octobrush Nouveau	Pilot Goggles	White Norimaki 750s
92	Konradgk	2399	Sploosh-o-matic	Retro Specs	Yellow-Mesh Sneakers
93	ジオ	2399	Hero Shot Replica	Camo Mesh	White Norimaki 750s
94	WLW☆Nacho	2397	Octobrush Nouveau	Tinted Shades	Blue Moto Boots
95	Goland	2396	Sploosh-o-matic	Squidlife Headphones	Black Seahorses
96	Grs213	2395	Splattershot Jr.	Tinted Shades	Red Iromaki 750s
97	★ŤŸS◎Ń★	2395	Dapple Dualies	Camo Mesh	Purple Sea Slugs
98	Rock Lee	2394	N-ZAP '85	Hockey Helmet	Piranha Moccasins
99	»Kαrlσs«	2393	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	Purple Sea Slugs
100	Breach	2393	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	White Norimaki 750s

Comedy

Rank	Name	Splatfest Power	Weapon	Headgear	Shoes
1	qM jex	2675	Splat Roller	King Facemask	Blue Slip-Ons
2	Dia°	2559	Hydra Splatling	Tinted Shades	Black Trainers
3	PrimechaN	2538	Luna Blaster	Squid Hairclip	Strapping Whites
4	alt_Ángel™	2523	Octobrush Nouveau	Sporty Bobble Hat	Red & Black Squidkid IV
5	√Jσσηy	2522	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Retro Specs	Sunset Orca Hi-Tops
6	ƒ(s)=Bagel	2520	Hero Shot Replica	King Facemask	Orange Arrows
7	qM jonny	2519	N-ZAP '89	Straw Boater	Blueberry Casuals
8	»Mihka!«	2517	Forge Splattershot Pro	Retro Specs	Strapping Whites
9	Pow	2507	Sploosh-o-matic	Camo Mesh	Blue Slip-Ons
10	ыь«OuZy»	2507	Tentatek Splattershot	Camo Mesh	Red Hi-Tops
11	AF☆JIN	2501	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Takoroka Mesh	Navy Enperrials
12	bootliss	2499	Sploosh-o-matic	Double Egg Shades	Neon Delta Straps
13	AZJ	2497	Sploosh-o-matic	Woolly Urchins Classic	White Kicks
14	Dank Mac	2492	N-ZAP '89	Annaki Mask	Blue Slip-Ons
15	AcriidixŠP	2490	Splat Brella	Double Egg Shades	Red Hi-Tops
16	シャドーキメラ	2489	Mini Splatling	Headlamp Helmet	Acerola Rain Boots
17	Fer Arrior	2489	Custom Jet Squelcher	Hickory Work Cap	Gold Hi-Horses
18	G&K Sam	2487	N-ZAP '85	Squid Hairclip	Red Hi-Tops
19	K☆Neon	2484	Sploosh-o-matic	18K Aviators	Punk Whites
20	{ÑĶ}★Áďαм★	2480	Hero Shot Replica	Pilot Goggles	Arrow Pull-Ons
21	kϊd⇔Chris	2478	Aerospray RG	Soccer Headband	Oyster Clogs
22	börb	2477	Splatterscope	King Flip Mesh	Red Hi-Horses
23	Mickey08	2474	Sploosh-o-matic	Retro Specs	Snow Delta Straps
24	+ ©ø††øи	2474	Splattershot	Knitted Hat	White Norimaki 750s
25	Bleeze	2471	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Jellyvader Cap	Blueberry Casuals
26	Caden	2471	Hero Brella Replica	Yamagiri Beanie	Oyster Clogs
27	tictac	2469	Splattershot Pro	Jungle Hat	Blue Slip-Ons
28	SpaceCow	2469	L-3 Nozzlenose	18K Aviators	Purple Sea Slugs
29	Cheesy Cat	2465	Custom Jet Squelcher	Squidlife Headphones	Piranha Moccasins
30	MisterVega	2465	Rapid Blaster Pro	Bike Helmet	Purple Hi-Horses
31	Quevim11m	2464	Squeezer	Bamboo Hat	Violet Trainers
32	Mιιsαεεl	2464	Hero Roller Replica	Retro Specs	Blueberry Casuals
33	やみbryan`	2457	Squeezer	Retro Specs	Black Dakroniks
34	★Rai★	2454	Tri-Slosher	Soccer Headband	Red Hi-Tops
35	=◎= gold α	2453	Sloshing Machine	Retro Specs	Mawcasins
36	「DeeJayy~」	2453	Splattershot	Fake Contacts	Red FishFry Sandals
37	Calamar	2453	Mini Splatling	Bobble Hat	Punk Whites
38	Tortle	2452	Splat Brella	Dust Blocker 2000	N-Pacer Ag
39	®OMGJulian	2452	Sloshing Machine	Squash Headband	Black Seahorses
40	00Bronze	2451	Hero Blaster Replica	Squid Hairclip	School Shoes
41	snowpai・ω・	2450	Octobrush Nouveau	Camo Mesh	Pro Trail Boots
42	<3 Gorilla	2445	.52 Gal	Lightweight Cap	White Kicks
43	UUOOO!!!	2444	Blaster	Bobble Hat	Hunter Hi-Tops
44	■ Swiffy	2444	Clash Blaster	Patched Hat	Blueberry Casuals
45	Θζ・Doggo♪	2444	Octobrush Nouveau	18K Aviators	Hunting Boots
46	Blake	2444	Splattershot	Studio Headphones	White Norimaki 750s
47	SPIT ON U	2444	N-ZAP '85	King Flip Mesh	Blue Moto Boots
48	DN Cynic	2444	.96 Gal	Woolly Urchins Classic	Polka-dot Slip-Ons
49	Callie★Fan	2443	Hero Shot Replica	Headlamp Helmet	Blue Moto Boots
50	=◎= κ®¡§§¥	2441	N-ZAP '85	Classic Straw Boater	Black Trainers
51	J.Ram.Bary	2441	Sploosh-o-matic	Visor Skate Helmet	Punk Cherries
52	Joey	2441	.52 Gal	18K Aviators	Squinja Boots
53	mαττ♪♪	2440	Octobrush Nouveau	Half-Rim Glasses	White Norimaki 750s
54	Nin	2439	Splat Roller	Jellyvader Cap	Orange Arrows
55	Mαdαrα★Hi5	2439	Dualie Squelchers	Squidfin Hook Cans	White Laceless Dakroniks
56	ss★Sεεr⌒∀⌒	2438	Tentatek Splattershot	King Flip Mesh	White Norimaki 750s
57	☆Ruby☆	2438	Hero Roller Replica	Squid Hairclip	School Shoes
58	WowItsChar	2437	Splattershot Jr.	Double Egg Shades	Power Boots
59	Tyler Reid	2437	Tentatek Splattershot	Squid Hairclip	White Seahorses
60	Teki Kunt™	2435	Splattershot	Special Forces Beret	Purple Sea Slugs
61	SIBのHaise	2435	Dapple Dualies	Firefin Facemask	Turquoise Kicks
62	Solr	2435	Luna Blaster	Squid Hairclip	N-Pacer Au
63	τhυndεr	2433	Sploosh-o-matic	Sun Visor	Blue Slip-Ons
64	Sarah	2431	Tri-Slosher	18K Aviators	Black Norimaki 750s
65	NM2	2431	N-ZAP '89	Annaki Beret	Red-Mesh Sneakers
66	Ben	2431	Tri-Slosher	Studio Headphones	White Kicks
67	††☆Tay :P	2431	Splattershot Pro	Soccer Headband	Clownfish Basics
68	やみkoutetsu	2430	Splat Brella	18K Aviators	Navy Enperrials
69	Frank .3.'	2430	Dualie Squelchers	Squid Hairclip	Mawcasins
70	м¢ Riggins	2430	N-ZAP '89	Stealth Goggles	Angry Rain Boots
71	VpR Agent	2429	Splattershot Jr.	Backwards Cap	Clownfish Basics
72	Topher	2428	Splattershot Pro	Retro Specs	Red Hi-Tops
73	Ð¥¤.q	2428	Hero Shot Replica	King Facemask	Red Hi-Tops
74	CosmicXD	2427	N-ZAP '85	Sporty Bobble Hat	Black Norimaki 750s
75	EpicMuffin	2427	N-ZAP '85	Squid Hairclip	Oyster Clogs
76	PiranhaPit	2426	Blaster	Squidlife Headphones	Black Norimaki 750s
77	Barbuganot	2425	Tri-Slosher	Pilot Goggles	Red Hi-Horses
78	Υøshι Μαη	2425	Splattershot	Squidlife Headphones	Red FishFry Sandals
79	(^Ť)Frσsтγ	2424	Hero Blaster Replica	Jellyvader Cap	Black Norimaki 750s
80	Βαττlε64χ※	2424	Jet Squelcher	Short Beanie	Piranha Moccasins
81	Jordan	2424	Splat Roller	18K Aviators	Hunter Hi-Tops
82	[PLEBO]\|	2424	Custom Splattershot Jr.	Noise Cancelers	Navy Enperrials
83	grιm ☆	2421	Octobrush Nouveau	Annaki Mask	Punk Blacks
84	Oy	2421	Splattershot	Squidlife Headphones	Gold Hi-Horses
85	Cap'n M	2421	Heavy Splatling Deco	Squidfin Hook Cans	Gray Sea-Slug Hi-Tops
86	AK→Mako♂	2420	Gold Dynamo Roller	Squid Facemask	Hunter Hi-Tops
87	Tannenboom	2420	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Paisley Bandana	Soccer Shoes
88	Jaden	2419	Clash Blaster	Squidlife Headphones	Snow Delta Straps
89	<3Serafina	2419	Forge Splattershot Pro	Camping Hat	Sunset Orca Hi-Tops
90	Vyim	2418	Splattershot	Retro Specs	Black Norimaki 750s
91	Sylvent	2418	N-ZAP '85	Visor Skate Helmet	LE Soccer Shoes
92	Waltz Star	2417	Splattershot	Streetstyle Cap	Deepsea Leather Boots
93	サンチエス	2415	Splattershot Pro	Motocross Nose Guard	Punk Whites
94	FoKKo	2415	N-ZAP '89	Squidlife Headphones	Moto Boots
95	Afiraweth	2414	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Squidfin Hook Cans	Strapping Whites
96	★ƒrosty	2414	Forge Splattershot Pro	Takoroka Visor	Red Hi-Tops
97	Pamcakes	2414	Aerospray MG	Headlamp Helmet	Choco Clogs
98	FS/Keldeo	2414	Forge Splattershot Pro	18K Aviators	Blue Moto Boots
99	kneeslappr	2412	L-3 Nozzlenose	Woolly Urchins Classic	Strapping Whites
100	lil βroom	2411	Sploosh-o-matic	King Flip Mesh	Snow Delta Straps

Europe

Action

Rank	Name	Splatfest Power	Weapon	Headgear	Shoes
1	Kaji	2680	N-ZAP '85	King Flip Mesh	Piranha Moccasins
2	Pokéfan	2679	Hero Brella Replica	Squidvader Cap	Purple Hi-Horses
3	Ψσsнι ,_,	2628	Tri-Slosher	Jungle Hat	Strapping Whites
4	モ。Brasario	2616	Splat Roller	King Flip Mesh	Strapping Whites
5	o Sorin	2615	N-ZAP '85	Tennis Headband	Plum Casuals
6	KøメCαгłøx	2581	Forge Splattershot Pro	Sporty Bobble Hat	White Arrows
7	π Frostie	2561	N-ZAP '85	FishFry Biscuit Bandana	Black Norimaki 750s
8	モ。LeMonke	2559	N-ZAP '85	Motocross Nose Guard	Blue & Black Squidkid IV
9	【kłeďi】	2543	Splat Roller	King Flip Mesh	White Norimaki 750s
10	Tauyia	2536	Forge Splattershot Pro	18K Aviators	Angry Rain Boots
11	C#Sakaali	2532	N-ZAP '85	Headlamp Helmet	Plum Casuals
12	Kaugo	2530	Sploosh-o-matic	King Facemask	Sunset Orca Hi-Tops
13	※Alba※	2528	Tri-Slosher	Squid Hairclip	Red Hi-Tops
14	Bondibwah	2526	Enperry Splat Dualies	Classic Straw Boater	Moto Boots
15	G♪キりト	2525	Splattershot	Woolly Urchins Classic	Plum Casuals
16	Alicia	2523	N-ZAP '85	Squid Hairclip	Red Hi-Tops
17	Spicysquid	2522	Hero Blaster Replica	Fake Contacts	Navy Enperrials
18	Henrik_X2	2513	Octobrush Nouveau	Treasure Hunter	Gold Hi-Horses
19	qM K3Y<3	2507	Slosher	Fake Contacts	Blue Moto Boots
20	ξ KaitoKid	2502	N-ZAP '85	Sneaky Beanie	Red FishFry Sandals
21	Sp_Nico★	2500	Splattershot Pro	Special Forces Beret	Polka-dot Slip-Ons
22	Miilo	2497	Undercover Brella	Hickory Work Cap	Cherry Kicks
23	SIO♪Víctor	2497	N-ZAP '85	Squid Hairclip	Purple Sea Slugs
24	ペツパピツゲ	2496	Forge Splattershot Pro	Tennis Headband	Red FishFry Sandals
25	↑ Hoshi★	2492	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	Red & Black Squidkid IV
26	NムZGHUヒ	2488	Sploosh-o-matic	Hickory Work Cap	Smoky Wingtips
27	モ。Aωαsσ	2486	N-ZAP '85	Tennis Headband	Turquoise Kicks
28	G&K★Benj★	2479	Dapple Dualies	Jungle Hat	Sun & Shade Squidkid IV
29	【π】Cειιγ♪	2477	Splattershot	Squash Headband	Neon Sea Slugs
30	SS_LΣVΙ	2475	Splat Brella	Studio Headphones	White Laceless Dakroniks
31	Atro	2474	Tentatek Splattershot	Skull Bandana	White Kicks
32	ιοκο_τπεη♪	2473	Splattershot	Takoroka Mesh	Red Hi-Tops
33	◎ ιsσ☆HUE	2469	Tentatek Splattershot	Painter's Mask	White Norimaki 750s
34	InC Kronos	2468	N-ZAP '85	Face Visor	Sun & Shade Squidkid IV
35	Inkshi	2467	Tri-Slosher	Soccer Headband	Blue Slip-Ons
36	TyphlOwO	2465	Hero Blaster Replica	Fake Contacts	LE Soccer Shoes
37	Taurik	2464	Dapple Dualies	Studio Headphones	Blue & Black Squidkid IV
38	Sackling	2462	Splattershot	Camo Mesh	Blueberry Casuals
39	Cαποι☆	2461	Splat Roller	Studio Headphones	Blue Slip-Ons
40	Αrmī⇒Agaiπ	2459	Tri-Slosher	Jellyvader Cap	Arrow Pull-Ons
41	Tymorio	2456	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	18K Aviators	Orca Woven Hi-Tops
42	Rın	2456	N-ZAP '85	Hockey Helmet	Angry Rain Boots
43	Mjty.DBFZ	2456	Hero Roller Replica	Visor Skate Helmet	Sun & Shade Squidkid IV
44	ORG:YUKI	2455	N-ZAP '85	Squid Hairclip	Red Hi-Tops
45	Zoldio	2455	Splat Roller	Backwards Cap	Cream Basics
46	Turbo	2454	Custom Splattershot Jr.	Fake Contacts	Punk Whites
47	Dαbby ◇	2451	Hero Shot Replica	Camo Mesh	Black Norimaki 750s
48	*Maléfique	2450	Custom Splattershot Jr.	Squid Facemask	Yellow Iromaki 750s
49	γσκΦ⇒Αgαιπ	2449	Octobrush Nouveau	Paintball Mask	White Norimaki 750s
50	Břôčk 772	2448	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Squid Facemask	Neon Sea Slugs
51	LostPoyo	2445	Hero Dualie Replicas	Dust Blocker 2000	Sunset Orca Hi-Tops
52	eth.fumiko	2444	N-ZAP '85	Backwards Cap	Black Norimaki 750s
53	Shσтο	2443	Hero Shot Replica	Fake Contacts	Blue Slip-Ons
54	Dark?Niko	2441	Splattershot	Noise Cancelers	Crazy Arrows
55	モ。Gettway	2438	Range Blaster	Backwards Cap	Punk Blacks
56	CloudI Px	2437	Forge Splattershot Pro	Hickory Work Cap	Plum Casuals
57	Lucoa <3	2437	Inkbrush	Annaki Mask	Strapping Whites
58	〒»Bl∞dyAle	2436	N-ZAP '85	Woolly Urchins Classic	Hunter Hi-Tops
59	Ð¥¤ζκrıιι☆	2435	Rapid Blaster	Paintball Mask	Hunter Hi-Tops
60	yoshi σωσ	2435	Splattershot	Backwards Cap	School Shoes
61	Loïnk	2434	Splattershot Pro	Camo Mesh	Arrow Pull-Ons
62	o Sendou	2432	Range Blaster	Retro Specs	Choco Clogs
63	Kenshi	2432	.96 Gal	Squid Hairclip	Red Hi-Tops
64	Wølf †	2431	Hero Charger Replica	Annaki Mask	Punk Blacks
65	モ。Fléau	2430	.96 Gal	Camo Mesh	Navy Enperrials
66	Ayleen☆FS	2430	Enperry Splat Dualies	Sneaky Beanie	Punk Blacks
67	Loki	2429	Splattershot	Stealth Goggles	Strapping Whites
68	仝【???2.0】仝	2426	Hero Splatling Replica	King Flip Mesh	Blue Moto Boots
69	Gαвγ～【FR】	2425	Tri-Slosher	King Flip Mesh	Punk Blacks
70	ネ Léo √	2424	Octobrush	Hockey Helmet	Polka-dot Slip-Ons
71	o Erza	2423	Rapid Blaster	Squidvader Cap	Snow Delta Straps
72	CŁ〃MITSUКI	2421	Octobrush	Straw Boater	Blue Slip-Ons
73	ψ Kilou	2420	Tri-Slosher	Fake Contacts	Blue Slip-Ons
74	Dell	2420	N-ZAP '85	Woolly Urchins Classic	Green Laceups
75	Loulou	2420	Aerospray RG	Headlamp Helmet	White Seahorses
76	Aniki	2419	Octobrush	Classic Straw Boater	Clownfish Basics
77	Иα☆Wolf☆	2418	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	Crazy Arrows
78	を FunX♪	2418	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	18K Aviators	Clownfish Basics
79	◎ N!X19	2418	Hero Shot Replica	Streetstyle Cap	White Norimaki 750s
80	MartyGumo	2417	Forge Splattershot Pro	Hickory Work Cap	Red & Black Squidkid IV
81	【SIO】εdυ	2417	N-ZAP '85	Retro Specs	Oyster Clogs
82	Liam	2416	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Squid Clip-Ons	Navy Enperrials
83	ιinιаоwее	2414	Octobrush	18K Aviators	Arrow Pull-Ons
84	João	2414	Forge Splattershot Pro	FishFry Visor	White Norimaki 750s
85	Atemi	2414	N-ZAP '85	Jet Cap	Red & Black Squidkid IV
86	るNatsuLink	2412	Splash-o-matic	FishFry Visor	Oyster Clogs
87	Lucas13	2412	Forge Splattershot Pro	MTB Helmet	Snow Delta Straps
88	MaxSurimi	2412	Sploosh-o-matic	Matte Bike Helmet	Annaki Habaneros
89	Babanane	2411	Range Blaster	Jungle Hat	White Kicks
90	Kαti⇒Agαιπ	2411	Tri-Slosher	Jellyvader Cap	Arrow Pull-Ons
91	ω² .Zydo	2410	Tentatek Splattershot	Lightweight Cap	Red Hi-Tops
92	Mαrie ～	2409	N-ZAP '89	Firefin Facemask	Mint Dakroniks
93	にみの_Sammy	2408	L-3 Nozzlenose	Hero Headset Replica	Black Norimaki 750s
94	Dash Caly	2408	N-ZAP '85	House-Tag Denim Cap	Red Hi-Tops
95	Sα¦mσchι☆ミ	2408	Tri-Slosher	Squidlife Headphones	Red Iromaki 750s
96	Chυη'	2407	Hero Roller Replica	Camo Mesh	Blue Slip-Ons
97	Golfpunk	2406	Splat Brella	Squidfin Hook Cans	Orange Arrows
98	Thomas◆	2406	Splattershot	Takoroka Mesh	Red Hi-Tops
99	Paul	2405	Sploosh-o-matic	Jungle Hat	N-Pacer Au
100	Damara	2405	Firefin Splatterscope	Tinted Shades	Pro Trail Boots

Comedy

Rank	Name	Splatfest Power	Weapon	Headgear	Shoes
1	G♪наханг	2655	N-ZAP '85	Backwards Cap	Cream Basics
2	Plus	2625	.52 Gal	Sporty Bobble Hat	Purple Sea Slugs
3	Iκr2мcΗ	2568	Hero Blaster Replica	Backwards Cap	Choco Clogs
4	Sunny	2561	N-ZAP '89	Retro Specs	Punk Whites
5	MasonXD	2532	Splattershot Pro	Classic Straw Boater	Squid-Stitch Slip-Ons
6	«Juliaп»	2520	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	Red Hi-Tops
7	Malte⇔YoDa	2517	Dualie Squelchers	Squidvader Cap	Arrow Pull-Ons
8	MaxcensG&K	2509	Tentatek Splattershot	Squid Clip-Ons	Arrow Pull-Ons
9	BroDute	2507	Splat Roller	Straw Boater	White Norimaki 750s
10	GX☆Euan	2499	Hero Shot Replica	Hickory Work Cap	Blue Slip-Ons
11	ホ Ναtsυ ま	2495	Tentatek Splattershot	Yamagiri Beanie	Piranha Moccasins
12	Samm	2493	Tri-Slosher	Takoroka Mesh	Red & Black Squidkid IV
13	★βennγ★	2493	Tentatek Splattershot	Straw Boater	Purple Iromaki 750s
14	Emil	2493	N-ZAP '85	Skull Bandana	Red-Mesh Sneakers
15	「Dragonuto	2487	Custom Jet Squelcher	Urchins Cap	White Seahorses
16	Yissou	2478	Hero Blaster Replica	Jungle Hat	Blue Slip-Ons
17	☆RσЬιηツ☆	2474	Splattershot	Knitted Hat	Snow Delta Straps
18	Pidgeify	2470	Splash-o-matic	Dust Blocker 2000	Blue Slip-Ons
19	Akela	2470	Forge Splattershot Pro	Short Beanie	Green Iromaki 750s
20	Saji	2469	Dualie Squelchers	18K Aviators	Black Norimaki 750s
21	Gaëlle	2468	N-ZAP '85	Camo Mesh	Red Hi-Tops
22	Somo	2466	Splattershot Jr.	Hero Headset Replica	Oyster Clogs
23	TOG-300Tau	2466	Sloshing Machine	Retro Specs	Pro Trail Boots
24	Torben	2463	Hero Shot Replica	Squidvader Cap	White Norimaki 750s
25	SGヌShαd	2459	Enperry Splat Dualies	Sneaky Beanie	White Laceless Dakroniks
26	SY♪Μαχσυ ツ	2456	Dualie Squelchers	Pilot Goggles	Gold Hi-Horses
27	AquaSno	2455	Hero Blaster Replica	Five-Panel Cap	Power Boots
28	πStriffler	2454	Range Blaster	Bamboo Hat	Blue Slip-Ons
29	FSP★Iker	2454	Dualie Squelchers	Half-Rim Glasses	Blue Slip-Ons
30	ジエシー	2452	Forge Splattershot Pro	Takoroka Visor	Blue & Black Squidkid IV
31	Tanner	2452	Splattershot	Annaki Beret	Red Hi-Tops
32	то robbe	2451	N-ZAP '85	Camo Mesh	Hunter Hi-Tops
33	~Ulysse~	2451	Enperry Splat Dualies	Squid Hairclip	White Laceless Dakroniks
34	Ð¥☆」ひζ〒ΙΠ	2450	Blaster	Stealth Goggles	Strapping Whites
35	Newo	2450	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	Navy Enperrials
36	ξs ^.^テO^^	2443	.52 Gal	Jungle Hat	Navy Enperrials
37	※Aly	2442	N-ZAP '89	Snorkel Mask	Deepsea Leather Boots
38	「ωυτ」☆αγσ☆	2441	Inkbrush	Hickory Work Cap	Hunting Boots
39	Abid	2440	Sploosh-o-matic	King Facemask	Strapping Whites
40	Draco	2437	N-ZAP '85	Camo Mesh	Gold Hi-Horses
41	Łéοη★Ðéıηκ	2431	Tentatek Splattershot	Takoroka Visor	Amber Sea Slug Hi-Tops
42	Laggy CRB	2429	.52 Gal	Noise Cancelers	Red Hi-Tops
43	Tickeyy	2428	Splat Charger	Woolly Urchins Classic	Black Seahorses
44	★Μα⊂ΑqµΕ	2427	N-ZAP '85	18K Aviators	Blue Moto Boots
45	ASC¤Shaydn	2426	Splattershot	King Facemask	Crazy Arrows
46	Alex☆SWAT	2425	Custom Splattershot Jr.	Studio Headphones	Red Hi-Horses
47	ıиκ¿Sρrrøw	2425	N-ZAP '85	Retro Specs	Blueberry Casuals
48	F²p★ムーン★	2424	Splat Roller	Annaki Mask	White Norimaki 750s
49	ΘΡ◎Oni	2423	Octobrush Nouveau	Sneaky Beanie	Black Seahorses
50	☆ Demon	2421	Blaster	Five-Panel Cap	Black Norimaki 750s
51	Ç§į★Ť¥rese	2420	Jet Squelcher	Tinted Shades	Purple Iromaki 750s
52	GREG	2420	Hero Dualie Replicas	Retro Specs	White Laceless Dakroniks
53	SY ⇔ βryχe	2420	Splattershot	Squid Hairclip	Hero Snowboots Replicas
54	★Kaze★	2419	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Sneaky Beanie	Cream Basics
55	SGðFury	2419	Octobrush	Knitted Hat	Blue & Black Squidkid IV
56	S¢★Λngry	2418	N-ZAP '85	Bucket Hat	Plum Casuals
57	no ketchup	2418	E-liter 4K Scope	Studio Headphones	Plum Casuals
58	CuteWoomy	2417	Splat Roller	Special Forces Beret	White Norimaki 750s
59	Oliver	2416	Inkbrush	House-Tag Denim Cap	Black Trainers
60	FGC★Draco	2415	Splash-o-matic	King Flip Mesh	Blue Moto Boots
61	Brad	2413	Forge Splattershot Pro	Woolly Urchins Classic	Squid-Stitch Slip-Ons
62	Pic☆	2413

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