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Hairmaggedon (conjectural)
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Game Splatoon 3
Heard in
Splatoon 3
Bad ending for Return of the Mammalians
Length 0:28
Audio file
Ability Locked.svg Conjecture

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Please don't call it "Hairmaggedon." HR doesn't like it.
Mr. Grizz when launching the Spirit Lifter.

Hairmaggedon is a short piece of music in Splatoon 3.


Hairmaggedon is played in the cutscene shown when the player loses in the final battle against Mr. Grizz in Return of the Mammalians in Splatoon 3. It is not officially named. It includes Inklings and Octolings making the same noise as they do when taking non-fatal damage, as well as an Octarian voice clip. Mr. Grizz can be heard maniacally laughing towards the end.