Matchmaker Station is a mission in the Octo Expansion.
The player must destroy a set of boxes to make a statue of a cat, so it will match the example statue next to it. If the player destroys an incorrect box, they will fail the mission.
A hidden switch on the statue will reveal sets of Power Eggs.
C.Q. Cumber's Quotes
|“||Please create a shape out of the crates that is identical to the example on the left.||”|
|“||If you destroy an incorrect crate by accident, you will fail.||”|
|“||This test requires a precision of focus and close attention to detail.||”|
|“||You broke an incorrect crate - test failed.||”|
Cap'n Cuttlefish's Quotes
|“||Keep calm and focus on your breathing! It's a rule of the battlefield.||”|
|“||Oho! A secret stash of Power Eggs!||”|
- If the player finds the secret Ink Switch.
|“||It's like cutting out shapes! How fun!||”|
|“||Make sure you take a good look at the example shape, OK?||”|
|“||Take extra care when shooting out the little details, Agent 8!||”|
|“||That means there's gotta be something left that you're supposed to shave off...||”|
|“||Wow - you're not even going to take a moment to admire our work?||”|
|“||OK - so you're supposed to shoot out crates on the right until they look like this, huh?||”|
|“||Wait a second, hold on... I've seen this shape before...||”|
|“||Going full auto is probably a terrible idea... Feather that trigger for the win!||”|
— When the player has the Squeezer equipped.
|“||Arrrgggh... I just wanna blow this whole thing sky-high!||”|
|“||Is it seriously not done?!||”|
|“||YESSS! Head for the goal!||”|
- The title is a reference to a real-world matchmaker.
- The subtitle is a reference to Bugs Bunny's catchphrase "What's up, doc?", as well as the fact the example statue looks like a dog. It is also likely to be a reference to the popular joke centered on tricking a target into asking "What's updog?"
- This station has many colored vinyl phonograph records or LP records floating around in the background.
- The Dutch title of this station, "Wat een plaatje!", alludes to these records.
Names in other languages
Add/complete Japanese, Italian and French translations
Hitosu demo kowashi machigau to autodesu
Han panesshū Eki
Onaji katachi ni seyo!
|If you destroy one wrong then (you're) out|
Han Pane State Station
Make the shapes same!
|Dutch||Is dat een verkeerd krat?
Wat een plaatje!
Maak het voorbeeld na!
|Is that a wrong crate?|
What a picture!
Copy the example!
|French||La beauté cachée du cageot
Galerie de l'Art récup'
Reproduis la forme !
|The hidden beauty of the crate
Recycled Art Gallery
Reproduce the shape!
|German||Eine falsche Kiste und aus!
Baue die Vorgabe nach!
|One wrong crate and (you're) out!|
Reconstruct to the Specifications!
|Italian||Un mosaico di casse
Crea la stessa forma!
|A mosaic of boxes|
Create the same shape!
|Russian||...Ваш лещик купил бы ящик!
...Vash leshchik kupil by yashchik!
|...Your bream would buy a box!|
Copy the statue!
|Spanish||Donde hay algo que no encaja
Crea una forma idéntica.
|Where there is something that does not fit|
Create an identical shape.
- This station name uses a meme word for "cat" corrupted in the same way as a word "dog" can be corrupted into a "doggo".
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Octo Expansion stations