Matchmaker Station

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"What's up, dog?"
Matchmaker Station
Match the shape!
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Station F07C12
Test Fee CQ Points 500
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Weapons and rewards

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CQ Points 1300 CQ Points 1500

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Music #4 dunno

Matchmaker Station is a mission in the Octo Expansion.


The player must destroy a set of boxes to make a statue of a cat, so it will match the example statue next to it. If the player destroys an incorrect box, they will fail the mission.

A hidden switch on the statue will reveal sets of Power Eggs.



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C.Q. Cumber's Quotes

Please create a shape out of the crates that is identical to the example on the left.
If you destroy an incorrect crate by accident, you will fail.
This test requires a precision of focus and close attention to detail.
You broke an incorrect crate - test failed.

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Cap'n Cuttlefish's Quotes

Keep calm and focus on your breathing! It's a rule of the battlefield.
Oho! A secret stash of Power Eggs!

- If the player finds the secret Ink Switch.

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Marina's Quotes

It's like cutting out shapes! How fun!
Make sure you take a good look at the example shape, OK?
Take extra care when shooting out the little details, Agent 8!
That means there's gotta be something left that you're supposed to shave off...
Wow - you're not even going to take a moment to admire our work?

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Pearl's Quotes

OK - so you're supposed to shoot out crates on the right until they look like this, huh?
Wait a second, hold on... I've seen this shape before...
Going full auto is probably a terrible idea... Feather that trigger for the win!
— When the player has the S2 Weapon Main Squeezer.png Squeezer equipped.
Arrrgggh... I just wanna blow this whole thing sky-high!
Is it seriously not done?!
YESSS! Head for the goal!


  • The title is a reference to a real-world matchmaker.
  • The subtitle is a reference to Bugs Bunny's catchphrase "What's up, doc?", as well as the fact the example statue looks like a dog. It is also likely to be a reference to the popular joke centered on tricking a target into asking "What's updog?"
    • Despite this, in an interview with Famitsu, the developers confirmed that the statue is modelled after Judd, a cat. This is supported in-game by Pearl saying the shape looks familiar to her.
      • It has also been confirmed that Commander Tartar's creator was also Judd's owner, further supporting this.
  • This station has many colored vinyl phonograph records or LP records floating around in the background.
    • The Dutch title of this station, "Wat een plaatje!", alludes to these records.

Names in other languages

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Add/complete Japanese, Italian and French translations edit

Language Name Meaning
FlagJapan.svg Japanese 1つでも壊し間違うとアウトです
Hitosu demo kowashi machigau to autodesu
Han panesshū Eki
Onaji katachi ni seyo!
If you destroy one wrong then (you're) out
Han Pane State Station
Make the shapes same!
FlagNetherlands.svg Dutch Is dat een verkeerd krat?
Wat een plaatje!
Maak het voorbeeld na!
Is that a wrong crate?
What a picture!
Copy the example!
FlagFrance.svg French La beauté cachée du cageot
Galerie de l'Art récup'
Reproduis la forme !
The hidden beauty of the crate

Recycled Art Gallery

Reproduce the shape!

FlagGermany.svg German Eine falsche Kiste und aus!
Baue die Vorgabe nach!
One wrong crate and (you're) out!
Reconstruct to the Specifications!
FlagItaly.svg Italian Un mosaico di casse
Spalto Scultura
Crea la stessa forma!
A mosaic of boxes
Spalto Sculpture
Create the same shape!
FlagRussia.svg Russian ...Ваш лещик купил бы ящик!
Скопируй статую!
...Vash leshchik kupil by yashchik!
Skopiruy statuyu!
...Your bream would buy a box!
Catto-Sculpting[note 1]
Copy the statue!
FlagSpain.svg Spanish Donde hay algo que no encaja
Crea una forma idéntica.
Where there is something that does not fit
Clear creek
Create an identical shape.

Translation notes

  1. This station name uses a meme word for "cat" corrupted in the same way as a word "dog" can be corrupted into a "doggo".

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