Paradise Lanes is the twenty-sixth mission of Splatoon 2's single player mode Octo Canyon. Like Secret Bowling Alley, this mission makes good use out of indefinitely spawning Octoballers. It is thus possible to collect an infinite number of Power Eggs.
Take a blue or yellow saucer and drop off at a checkpoint with signs of both saucer lines. Hit the splat switch ahead, and it will cause the block it is on to start rotating. Get on it and get onto another one rotating vertically. Get to the highest point of the structure and hit the splat switch under the platform above the player. This will lower the platform on which the kettle sits on.
|Area||Enemies||Armor||Special Weapon||Sunken Scroll||Sardinium||Crust Bucket Ticket|
|Beginning Area||2x Deluxe Twintacle Octotrooper, 1x lane of Octoballers||N/A||N/A||N/A||N/A||N/A|
|Checkpoint 1||1x Twintacle Octotrooper, 2x lanes of Octoballers||N/A||2x Ink Storm||N/A||Yes||N/A|
|Checkpoint 2||1x Octotrooper, 2x lanes of Octoballers||1x Armor||N/A||N/A||N/A||N/A|
|Checkpoint 3||2x lanes of triple-stacked Octoballers||N/A||N/A||N/A||N/A||N/A|
|Checkpoint 4||2x lanes of triple-stacked Octoballers||N/A||N/A||Yes||N/A||N/A|
|Checkpoint 5||3x Octotroopers, 1x lane of Kingpin Octoballers||N/A||N/A||N/A||N/A||Yes|
|Final Checkpoint||1x Octotrooper, 1x Shielded Octotrooper, 1x lane of Kingpin Octoballers.||N/A||N/A||N/A||N/A||N/A|
In front is a large square platform with a lane of Octoballers through the center, two Deluxe Twintacle Octotroopers and two Balloon Fishes on either side, and crates and uninkable barriers scattered about. Further ahead is a rotating platform below a grate extended from a wall, of which Octoballers fall from over the wall. An Octoballer launcher sits on top of the block, and another smaller platform extends from the far right corner of the block where sits the launchpad to the next checkpoint. Navigate through the whole lot and get to the launchpad.
Ahead is a thin path with a grate at the end, followed by another thin path below with an Twintacle Octotrooper and a canned Ink Storm close behind, and a larger rotating platform regularly swept by two lanes of Octoballers with another canned Ink Storm. Drop down and defeat the Twintacle Octotrooper, then time and drop onto the rotating platform. Navigate your way between the Octoballers, grab the Ink Storm if possible, ink and climb onto the block where the Octoballer launcher sits. Turn right to a platform extended to the right, climb the wall and get to the next checkpoint on top of the wall.
Ahead is another thin path, followed by another rotating structure with an armor piece and an Octotrooper, regularly swept by two lanes of Octoballers. Navigate through between the Octoballers, ink, climb up the block with the Octoballer launchers, and use the launchpad on the platform to the right extended from the block to the next checkpoint.
Bust through the crates ahead. Ahead are two lanes of platforms where the player has to climb up using Gushers of the other lane, regularly swept through by triple-stacked Octoballers. Go straight across the left lane, then race to the platform on the right across the right lane. Wait for the Octoballers on the right lane to pass, then activate the Gusher ahead to block the Octoballers. Get up using the Gusher, then drop off on the left onto the next checkpoint on the platform between the two lanes.
Wait and race to the platform on the left across the left lane, wait for the Octoballers to pass, activate and use the Gusher ahead to get up, then drop off at the front and race to the platform on the left with the launchpad to the next checkpoint.
Ahead is a series of platforms with extendable blocks powered by Ink Switches. Hit the first Ink Switch and climb onto the extended block. Get onto the stable platform ahead, defeat the Octotrooper ahead if needed, then turn right. Ahead is a wide lane gradually rising, regularly swept through by a lane of Kingpin Octoballers, with multiple extendable blocks that can push the Kingpin Octoballers off and provide height for the player to proceed. Power the first Ink Switch and push off the two Octotroopers ahead, and possibly a Kingpin Octoballer. Climb onto the extended block and hit the next Ink Switch ahead to keep the block extended. Get onto the uninkable platform ahead to get to the final checkpoint.
Time and climb up the wall ahead. Hit the Ink Switch to the left and climb onto the extended block. Hit the next Ink Switch ahead to keep the block extended. Get onto the uninkable platform ahead, go around the Octotrooper and Shielded Octotrooper guarding the Zapfish, and grab the Zapfish.
|“||Calamari Research Labs Video Log #5628: This coffin-like device is a historical relic of the old world and is kept under strict lock and key. I unplugged it by accident while cleaning the other day, but it seems to still be running somehow...||”|
— Sunken Scroll 26
Location: At the end of checkpoint 4, time a jump to the right lane off the left gusher instead. Race to the right platform with the large crate, which contains the Scroll.
Location: Turn around after dropping down and defeating the Twintacle Octotrooper in checkpoint 1. Go down the path where a lone crate sits at the end, which contains the Sardinium.
Paradise Lanes has 1 piece of armor to collect.
Armor Location: On the rotating structure of checkpoint 2, in front of the Octotrooper.
Ink Storm 1 Location: Behind the Twintacle Octotrooper in checkpoint 1.
Ink Storm 2 Location: On the rotating platform in checkpoint 1.
Crust Bucket Ticket
Location: Under checkpoint 5. Drop off and turn around to find a lone crate in which contains the Ticket.
|“||Octoballers rolling in!||”|
|“||That's how you do it!||”|
|“||Oh, cool. More spinning platforms.||”|
|“||I'd just stick to the wall and wait for the right timing, if I were you.||”|
|“||Don’t get rolled on!||”|
|“||Watch your step.||”|
|“||Look at those balloons. They're mocking you!||”|
|“||Maybe take a second to plan your route before rushing forward.||”|
|“||Time your jumps and go go go!||”|
|“||Whew... You made it.||”|
|“||Look at all of those Octoballers! They're...actually pretty magnificent.||”|
|“||Wait, what? The path is blocked... I guess we should go back.||”|
|“||(Callie always hated heights...)||”|
|“||Nice. Let's keep going.||”|
|“||We've got ourselves a big one!||”|
|“||♪ Yee-haw! ♪||”|
Sheldon's Request Quotes
|“||I could REALLY use some more data on this weapon. Can you use it for a bit?||”|
- Mission quotes:
|“||Ink Storm! Toss it out and rain on their parade.||”|
|“||The Zapfish is just ahead. Keep pushing!||”|
- "Octoballen... Nu gaat het knallen!"
(Octoballers... Now it is going to fire up!)
- "Juist! Precies zo."
(Exactly! Just like that.)
- "O, tof. Meer van die roterende platforms."
(Oh, great. More of those rotating platforms.)
- "Blijf liever in de buurt van de muren en wacht op het juiste moment!"
(Rather stay close to the walls and wait for the right moment!)
- "Laat niet over je heen rollen!"
(Don't let you be rolled over!)
- "Let op waar je loopt!"
(Pay attention to where you walk!)
- "Zelfs al ben je duizelig, probeer toch die ballonnen te laten knallen!"
(Even if you are dizzy, do try to make those balloons pop!)
- "Kom op!"
- "Niet als kip zonder kop in het rond kliederen, hoor."
(Don't go daubing around like a headless chicken.)
- "Wacht steeds op het juiste moment om te springen!"
(Wait each time for the right moment to jump!)
- "Oké, dat was iets te spannend voor mij."
(Okay, that was a bit too exciting for me.)
- "Kijk nou toch eens naar al die Octoballen! Het is... eigenlijk best bijzonder."
(Just look at all those Octoballers! It is... actually quite unusual.)
- "Wacht, wat? Het pad is geblokkeerd... We kunnen maar beter teruggaan."
(Wait, what? The path is blocked... We can better go back.)
- "(Callie had een hekel aan hoge plekken...)"
((Callie had a hatred for high spots...))
- "Mooi! En we gaan weer verder."
(Beautiful! And we continue again.)
- "Ik kan er maar niet aan wennen hoe groot die dingen zijn..."
(I just can't get used to how big those things are...)
- After beating the mission for the first time:
- "Jahoe! Nog een te gaan voordat de eindketel opent."
(Yahoo! One more to go before the Boss Kettle opens.)
- Order van Krabbert:
- "Gebruik dit wapen maar snel, dan kan ik de gegevens ervan analyseren!"
(Use this weapon quickly, then I can analyze the data of it!)
- Mission quotes:
- "Gebruik de Spetterbui en laat het inkt regenen!"
(Use the Ink Storm and let it rain ink!)
- "De voltvis is daar! Geef het niet op!"
(There is the Zapfish! Don't give up!)
- The English subtitle is a reference to the idiom "Get the ball rolling", which means to starts something.
Names in other languages
Yume no Bourā Paradaisu #
Korogari Tsuzukeyo Wakamono yo
|Dream Bowler Paradise:|
Continue to Roll, Young Man
|Dutch||Wie de Octobal kaatst...||Who the Octoball bounces...[note 1]|
|French (NOE)||- Pistes aériennes -
Ballet de bouboules
|- Aerial tracks -|
|German||Unruhige Kugel am Strand||Restless ball on the beach [note 2]|
|Italian||Piste da bowling:
non fare il birillo!
don't be the pin!
|Russian||На неведомых дорожках
Na nevedomykh dorozhkakh
|On unknown paths|
"It twists and turns..."
|Spanish (NOA)||Pista marítima
|Spanish (NOE)||Octobolos desbocados||Runaway Octoballs|
- From "wie de bal kaatst, kan het terug verwachten" (and variations of it), a Dutch phrase for "what goes around comes around"
- from the German phrase "eine ruhige Kugel schieben"
Octo Canyon missions