Radical Rails Station

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D05: All That 8-Ball Station
Deepsea Metro Line D
D07: Targetbuster Station
Deepsea Metro Line C
C02: Shrinky Ink Station

"Mondo grindage!"
Radical Rails Station
Bust all the targets before time runs out!
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Station D06C01
Test Fee CQ Points 500
Lives S2 font - octopus glyph.svg × 3
Time Limit Challenge Time Icon.png1 min
Weapons
and rewards

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S2 Weapon Main Splattershot.pngS2 Weapon Sub Splat Bomb.png
 Kamabo Logo.pngRec 

S2 Weapon Main Slosher.pngS2 Weapon Sub Splat Bomb.png
CQ Points 1,100 CQ Points 1,300 CQ Points 1,500
Mem cake S2 Mem Cake Bumper.png Bumper
Music #5 thirsty

Radical Rails Station is a test in Splatoon 2's paid downloadable content, the Octo Expansion. This station is unlocked after clearing either Shrinky Ink Station, All That 8-Ball Station or Targetbuster Station.

Access

The player must clear either C02 Shrinky Ink Station, D05 All That 8-Ball Station or D07 Targetbuster Station to access this test. The shortest way to access this station is to clear C02 Shrinky Ink Station.

Walkthrough

Radical Rails Station Stats
Area Enemies Crates Armor Main Weapon Special Weapon Sub Weapon
Beginning ride rail 1x Sanitized Octowasher 1x Crate N/A N/A N/A N/A
Outer bottom ride rail 2x Sanitized Octowashers 2x Crates N/A N/A N/A N/A
Inner bottom ride rail 4x Sanitized Octowashers 4x Crates N/A N/A N/A N/A
Central bottom ride rail 4x Sanitized Octowashers 4x Crates N/A N/A N/A N/A
Inner top ride rail 2x Sanitized Octowashers 2x Crates N/A N/A N/A N/A
Central top ride rail 2x Sanitized Octowashers 7x Crates N/A N/A N/A N/A

Overview

During this station's test, the player must break all 20 crates on Sanitized Octowashers within 1 minute in order to pass it. They will do this primarily while riding on ride rails. Since this test uses only one checkpoint, which is located at the beginning, failing the test means the player has to begin the test from the start.

Beginning ride rail

On the platform with the checkpoint, there is a ride rail that leads to an area with Bounce Pads and a series of looping ride rails with Octowashers carrying crates. At the end of this ride rail, there is a stationary Octowasher carrying a crate.

Outer bottom ride rail

This ride rail can be jumped to from the beginning ride rail. There are two Octowashers carrying one large crate each, traveling clockwise on this rail.

Inner bottom ride rail

This ride rail can be jumped to from the southern side of the outer bottom ride rail. It slopes up on the eastern and western sides, leading to the inner top ride rail. There are four Octowashers carrying one crate each, traveling anti-clockwise on this rail.

Central bottom ride rail

This ride rail can be jumped to from the southern side of the inner bottom ride rail. There are four Octowashers carrying one crate each, traveling clockwise on this rail.

Inner top ride rail

This ride rail can be jumped to from the northern side of the inner bottom ride rail. It slopes up on the eastern and western sides, leading to the central top ride rail. There are two Octowashers carrying one crate each, traveling clockwise on the rail.

Central top ride rail

This ride rail can be jumped to from the southern side of the inner top ride rail. It loops around two crates on the sides and one large orange crate in the center. There are two Octowashers carrying two crates each, traveling clockwise on the rail.

Tips

If the player is on the same rail as one or more Octowashers carrying crates, jump repeatably will allow the player to stall enough time for said crates to enter the range of the player's weapon. Be wary though, as jumping near the curve of a rail may lead to the player falling off, requiring them to climb back up in order to get a chance at destroying the crates.

Collectibles

Mem Cake

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You teach the virtues of the still, And yet I spurned the lesson learned. My problem is I have no chill.

Completing this test awards the player with the Bumper mem cake.

Enemies and Mechanics

Previously Introduced

Quotes

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C.Q. Cumber's Quotes

You must destroy all 20 target crates before time runs out.
The timer will start as soon as you hop onto the ride rail.
Once you're on the ride rail, fire away.
When the rails are parallel, you can jump to switch rails.
You ran out of time—test failed.

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Cap'n Cuttlefish's Quotes

Last one—it ain't over 'til it's over!

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Marina's Quotes

Ready...
A few more...

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Pearl's Quotes

GO!
You're halfway there!

Gallery

Trivia

  • The station title's "radical" is an eighties slang word meaning "cool" and the subtitle's "mondo" is a slang word meaning extreme in degree or nature. "Grindage" is a slang word for "snacks", while it also contains "grind", relating to ride rails.
  • Radical Rails Station was revealed before the Octo Expansion was released.
  • The Japanese name of this station is a pun on "Tsuppari", a type of delinquent youths. It was a Japanese slang term in the eighties.
  • This station has Gayla Sky Spy kites floating around in the background. These kites of the Japanese brand Gayla were popular in the seventies.

Names in other languages

Language Name Meaning
Japan Japanese 人生のレールにあらがえ!
ツッパ里駅
時間内に マト 全部こわせ!

Jinsei no rēru ni aragae!
Tsuppa Ri Eki
Jikan nai ni Mato zenbu kowase!
Deny your rail of life!
Tsuppa Village Station[note 1]
Break all targets in time!
Netherlands Dutch Wissel op tijd van baan
Achtbaan van het leven
Breek alle kisten voordat de tijd om is!
Switch courses on time
Rollercoaster of life
Break all boxes before the time runs out!
CanadaFrance French Perds pas le fil !
Quai de Casse-caisses
Détruis toutes les cibles dans le temps imparti !
Don't lose the thread!
Break-crate quay
Destroy all targets in the assigned time!
Germany German Welche Schiene fährst du?
Schienenried
Zerstöre alle Ziele innerhalb des Zeitlimits!
Which rail are you riding?
Railried[note 2]
Destroy all targets within the time limit!
Italy Italian Rotaie roventi!
Giostra Impiastra
Distruggi tutti i bersagli prima che scada il tempo!
Red-hot rails!
Poultice carrousel
Destroy all targets before the time runs out!
Russia Russian ...Краска есть? А если найдем?!
Четкино-Сазанчиково
Плюхни все ящики, пока не истекло время!

...Kraska yest'? A yesli naydem?!
Chyotkino-Sazanchikovo
Plyukhni vse yashchiki, poka ne isteklo vremya!
...Do you have ink? What if we find some?![note 3]
Clean-Carp Town Station[note 4]
Splat all the boxes before the time runs out.
SpainMexico Spanish Quien riel último, riel mejor
Campo Neón
Rompe todas las dianas a tiempo.
Who rails last, rails better
Neon Field
Break all the targets in time.

Translation notes

  1. A pun on "Tsuppari", a type of delinquent youths. It was a Japanese slang term in the eighties.
  2. Comes from "Schiene" (rail) and "-reid", a suffix found in certain German city and district names.
  3. Comes from a Russian threatening phrase "Позвонить есть? А если найду?" ("Do you have a phone to call? What if I find it?"), which is typically used by roughnecks to take away a victim's mobile phone and/or rob it.
  4. The word чёткий chyotkiy (clean) is a slang word for "cool" which is also typically used by roughnecks.