Squid Sisters' conversations in Tentakeel Outpost

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Starting from the Version 3.0.0 update for Splatoon 2, after the player beats the final boss of the game's story mode and subsequently enters Tentakeel Outpost for the second time, Callie will appear at Cuttlefish Cabin, alongside Marie. Players can join their conversation, and hear the players' stats from the last 50 multiplayer battles from Callie.

English

Introduction

The first time the player interacts with Callie and Marie, the following dialogue occurs:

Callie
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Oh! Uh, hey, Agent 4... It's Callie... Remember? I tried to kill you?
Callie
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Yeah... Sorry about that. But I'm back on the up and up! Promise!
Callie
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In any case... The Squid Sisters and the New Squidbeak Splatoon are ready to roll!
Marie
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I gotta hang out here until Gramps and Agent 3 come back from...whatever it is they're doing.
Marie
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Seriously, where did Gramps wander off to...

General dialogue

Callie
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So, Agent 4. I heard Marie found you and recruited you as a member of the New Squidbeak Splatoon.
Marie
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Ha! Feels like yesterday. Did you know that Callie's the one who recruited me?
Callie
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Feels like forever ago...
Marie
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I still have a scar from where you whacked me with your bug net.
Callie
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I forgot about that! I hope that didn't...bug you too much.
Marie
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...
Callie
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Is Sheldon joining the New Squidbeak Splatoon? Where did we land on that?
Marie
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Well, we did invite him...
Marie
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But he said something 'bout the "technology team" needing to keep some distance from the troops on the front lines...
Callie
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I'm not sure what that all means, but if he's happy, I guess we're good?
Callie
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The Squid Sisters are just me and Marie...
Callie
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But now the New Squidbeak Splatoon's got Gramps, Marie, Agent 3, Agent 4, and me!
Marie
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Whoa. We're going to have an army soon.
Callie
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So, Agent 4. Is there anything you're scared of? For me, it's ghosts...
Marie
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That reminds me, Callie. Have you heard of the mystery of Mount Nantai?
Marie
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I heard a tiny, pale shadow wriggles and writhes deep within the forests of Mount Nantai.
Marie
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And if you listen closely on a quiet night...you can hear an ear-splitting scream loud enough to shatter glass!
Marie
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Callie
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Uh... You OK, Marie?
Callie
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I really like your kimono, Marie. I always saw you as more of a...sweatpants type for some reason.
Marie
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Thanks?
Callie
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Ooh! I'll see if I still have my kimono at home. We can be the Kimono Kousins!
Callie
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Have you heard the new Chirpy Chips song, Marie? They're your favorite band, right?
Marie
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OMG, it's SO good. Art-pop sensibilities, inverted time signatures, and dissociative lyricism!
Callie
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I don't understand the words you're saying right now.
Callie
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What's your favorite weapon, Agent 4? The roller has been my go-to lately.
Marie
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Chargers are a girl's best friend.
Callie
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But isn't that a brella in your hands?
Marie
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Huh? No, this is just a prop I found at the costume shop.
Callie
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All right, Agent 4! It's another great day, so let's give it our best! Yeah!
Marie
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Why are you always so chipper all the time? Maybe I should think about getting brainwashed...
Callie
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Hey, look—a sparrow! Hi, birdie!
Marie
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What's up, bird.
Callie
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I know what you're thinking, Agent 4. "Why are these two always down here? Don't they have anything better to do?"
Callie
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Well, we're not just slacking off down here! I'm doing...uh...research. For an upcoming movie role!
Marie
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A documentary about laziness?
Marie
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Hey, Callie. A big shipment of masking tape showed up addressed to you.
Callie
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What? That was fast!
Callie
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Now I can ink crazy designs on the walls during Turf War!
Note: Before version 3.1.0, the last line originally read:
'Are you trying to ink weird designs on your bedroom wall again?'.
Callie
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Hey, what did we call it when you're carrying a Power Clam in Clam Blitz while someone using a Bubble Blower is defending you?
Marie
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Um...unlikely?
Callie
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OK, Tower Control. The tower's almost at the goal, and you blast off a Sting Ray to seal the deal! What do you call it?
Marie
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SHINING VICTORY BEEEEEEEEAM! It's super important to do the long "E" at the end.
Callie
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You know that trick where you can toss a Sprinkler at the end of a battle to ink a bit more turf? What did we call that again?
Marie
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LAST DAY OF SUMMERRRRRRRRR! You've really gotta draw out the "R" on that last word.
Callie
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Hey, what did we call that Salmon Run move we came up with where you activate an Inkjet near the basket to grab far off eggs?
Marie
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ROUND-TRIP TICKET!
Callie
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So are there more Judds than there used to be, or is it just me?
Marie
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Oh, you must mean Li'l Judd. I'd love to touch his fuzzy little belly. Just once...
Callie
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Is...that why you're always hanging out in Inkopolis Square?
Callie
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Did you hear? Annie was getting flustered whenever the store got busy, so she took her business online.
Marie
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I hear her store is blowing up. But yeah, face-to-face interaction isn't her strong suit.
Callie
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The other day, I thought I'd spotted Jelfonzo, but when I called out to him, it turned out to be Jelonzo...
Marie
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I've totally done the same thing, except when I said hi to who I thought was Jelonzo, it turned out to be Jelfonzo...
Marie
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Did you hear Arowana Mall is having their twice-yearly sale? We should check it out.
Callie
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WHAT?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Marie
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On second thought, I think I'm going to sit this one out.
Callie
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Marie! We've seen an uptick in fan mail getting sent to the office!
Marie
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Oh, yeah?
Callie
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Yeah, it looks like a lot of the letters were sent from a place called Beaker's Depot!
Marie
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Beaker's Depot? I feel like I've heard that somewhere...
Callie
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What sort of instruments do you think Marina uses to create those signature sounds?
Marie
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I was curious myself, so I watched her perform, but it looks like she's just rubbing plastic plates...
Callie
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Did you hear, Agent 4? We did a show with Off the Hook the other day, and it was OFF THE CHAIN!
Marie
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I don't know if I'd go THAT far, but it was all right.
Callie
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ALL RIGHT?! It was incredible! Well...except for that part where we messed up our set list.
Marie
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When I first met Agent 4, the silly squid hadn't heard of the Squid Sisters!
Callie
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Wait. Like, for reals?
Callie
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You must have been living under a rock, Agent 4!
Marie
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Don't throw rocks if you're wearing dumb glasses, Callie. You just heard about Off the Hook the other day!
Marie
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What do you think about our new song, Agent 4?
Callie
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You know... Fresh Start by the fabulous Squid Sisters! Stay fresh!
Marie
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Ugh... You sound like a walking advertisement.
Marie
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But if you still want to check it out, you can use that machine in the square.
Callie
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I bet the Octarians will be laying low for a while.
Marie
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Well, we captured their leader, so...
Marie
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They shouldn't be a threat as long as you stop wandering off and getting brainwashed.
Callie
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OK, be real. Aren't Octostamps, like, ridiculously cute?
Marie
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You mean the way that stubby little tentacle sticks out of their backs?
Callie
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Yeah! And the "PLAP" sound they make when their flat little faces hit the ground.
Callie
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Have you gotten any letters from Gramps, lately?
Marie
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It's been a good while since the last one, now that you mention it.
Callie
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Yeah, and I can't read his handwriting, so it's a loose interpretation.
Note: This dialogue will only occur if the player has not unlocked the Bonus Track from Marina's chat room in the Octo Expansion.
Marie
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Hey—I finally got ahold of Gramps. Guess where? In a chat room!
Callie
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No way! To think, our dear old grandpa has become a net-savvy, cyber-surfin' senior!
Marie
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We only chatted for a bit so I don't know all the deets, but it sounds like he and Agent 3 are doing well.
Callie
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Glad to hear it. I was worried he'd go and get himself squidnapped again!
Marie
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You're one to talk...
Note: This dialogue will only occur if the player has unlocked the Bonus Track from Marina's chat room in the Octo Expansion.
Callie
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Hey, I found this book about rapping in Cuttlefish Cabin, yo! What's the deal, Marie? Are you studying to be an MC?
Marie
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No, Gramps has taken up rapping as his new hobby during retirement.
Callie
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What?!
Callie
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We're so busy with work these days! Sometimes I just want to relax!
Marie
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It won't last forever. Once we get through this, I'll take you out for Crusty Seanwiches. My treat.
Callie
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YAHOO! Wanna buy me a Special-Saver Latte too?
Marie
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Don't push your luck.
Marie
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Callie! DID YOU EAT ALL THE CRABBY CAKES?!
Callie
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*munch* Uh... No! DJ Octavio totally climbed out of his *crunch* snow globe and ate them when you weren't looking. *gulp*
Callie
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We should go get some Triple-Fried Galactic Shwaffles at Sean's food truck soon!
Marie
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It takes a special type of person to memorize the name of every item on the menu...
Callie
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You should come too, Agent 4!
Marie
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Don't you feel like Cuttlefish Cabin is due for a remodel?
Callie
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Yeah! We should totally install a waffle maker!
Marie
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Um, I guess that might increase the property value...

After four consecutive general dialogues, Callie and Marie will remain silent but have their thoughts shown instead.

The first thought line is always preceded by:

Marie
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(...)
Callie
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(...)

A randomly ordered set of six thoughts will infinitely loop no matter how many times the player interacts with Callie and Marie, until the player leaves the immediate area or waits until Callie and Marie resume talking. Each line is only spoken once per inquiry, but are compiled in the following table:

Callie
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(Hm? What is Agent 4 waiting for?)
Marie
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(What else could Agent 4 be expecting from us at this point?)
Marie
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(Man, I'm coming up blank... Say something, Callie!)
Marie
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(Agent 4 sure comes down here a lot...)
Callie
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(It's sweet of Agent 4 to come check up on us so often. Marie chose wisely.)
Marie
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(Quick, Marie! Say something to impress Agent 4...)
Callie
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(I wonder if Agent 4 eats a balanced breakfast every morning...)
Callie
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(I wonder if Agent 4 likes chips...)
Marie
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(I wonder how many times I've said "stay fresh" in my life...)
Callie
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(I wonder how my folks are doing... I should pay them a visit soon.)
Marie
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(I have to admit, Callie's outfit while she was missing was pretty killer...)
Callie
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(Man, wish I had a fresh pair of shades...)
Callie
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(All this waiting around is making me sleepy...)
Marie
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(I think Callie's about to fall asleep!)
Callie
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(You know, Octarians are actually sorta cute when you think about it...)
Marie
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(I'm excited to get to know more Octolings...)
Callie
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(Marie looks like she's in a good mood today!)
Callie
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(I get the feeling that Marie is in one of her "moods" right now...)
Callie
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(Marie's making that face she makes when she wants to drink a latte!)
Marie
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(Wait. Did I lock the door to our apartment this morning?)
Callie
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(I'd forgotten how pretty the sky can be...)
Callie
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(Gotta remember to check the new script and memorize my lines when I get home...)
Marie
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(I've still got to select the winners from last week's radio contest...)

The recommended weapon of the day is universal for all players and is only shown if the player is connected to the internet. The variable text is highlighted in orange.

Callie
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Hamana hamana ugi ugi zip zow zoom! It's time for today's weapon fortune-telling!
Callie
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Hrrrrrrrng... Bam! OK, I've got it!
Callie
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Today's recommended weapon is <Weapon>!
Marie
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Take that with a grain of salt, Agent 4.

Agent 4 Factopedia

If the player has not participated in any multiplayer battles, then Callie and Marie will only perform general dialogues. The first time the player interacts with Callie and Marie following their introduction, and having played in a multiplayer battle at least once, the following dialogue occurs:

Callie
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That reminds me. Marie told me all sorts of wild stuff about you, Agent 4!
Callie
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She's been tracking your every movement and logging it in her Agent 4 Factopedia! It's totally not creepy!
Marie
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...

Each subsequent conversation about the player's stats begins with Callie saying the following line:

Callie
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According to Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia...

The following dialogues contain the player's stats. Each topic has a regular format where the variable text is highlighted in orange.

Callie
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Guess which weapon you've been using the most lately, Agent 4! It's the <Weapon>!
Callie
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Just like Sheldon told me, "The better you get to know a weapon, the better it will get to know you!"
Marie
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Yup, that sounds like Sheldon...
Callie
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So it looks like your most-used shooter is the <Shooter Type Weapon>, Agent 4!
Marie
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Predictable...
Callie
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And check this out—you spend about <Number> seconds of each minute firing your weapon.
Marie
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Inking before thinking, I always say.
Callie
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When it comes to rollers, it looks like you've used the <Roller Type Weapon> the most, Agent 4.
Callie
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About <Number>% of your attacks have been horizontal swings, while the other <Number>% have been vertical swings!
Marie
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The freshest squids vary up their swing types. Just sayin'...
Callie
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It looks like the <Charger Type Weapon> is your most used charger, Agent 4.
Callie
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Your percentage of hits versus misses with fully charged shots is <Number>% to <Number>%, by the way.
Marie
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Huh? Those weren't misses, you were just inking turf with a full charge? Yeah...
Callie
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So for the dualies, it looks like you've used the <Dualie Type Weapon> the most.
Callie
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Oh, and this is interesting—you perform an average of <Number> dodge rolls a minute!
Marie
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We've generously included the times you mashed the dodge button by accident.
Callie
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So my data shows that the <Slosher Type Weapon> is your most used Slosher, Agent 4.
Callie
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About <Number>% of your attacks hit opponents on the same level as you, while <Number>% hit opponents who were above or below you!
Marie
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Getting sloshed out of nowhere is the worst...
Callie
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All right—when it comes to splatlings, your favorite appears to be the <Splatling Type Weapon>.
Callie
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You spend <Number> seconds of each minute shooting, and you spend <Number> seconds with the weapon ready at full charge.
Marie
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Just some light record keeping...
Callie
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It looks like the <Blaster Type Weapon> is your go-to blaster, Agent 4.
Callie
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About <Number>% of your attacks have been direct hits, while the other <Number>% have been hit with the blaster's splash damage.
Marie
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Direct hits AND shots with burst damage? I've gotta respect a squid who can do both.
Callie
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When it comes to brellas, it looks like the <Brella Type Weapon> is your favorite, Agent 4.
Callie
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Also, you open your brella an average of <Number> times a minute, and your brella's canopy has been broken <Number> times.
Marie
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Live by the brella, dye by the brella.
Callie
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So, Agent 4, the brush you've used the most is the <Brush Type Weapon>.
Callie
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Let's see here. You swing your brush <Number> times a minute, and you've inked a distance equal to <Number> Maries laid end to end!
Marie
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That's just weird.
Callie
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In your last 50 matches, you used your sub weapon an average of <Number> times a minute during battle!
Callie
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And the most you used your sub weapon during a single match was <Number> times!
Marie
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Don't sleep on your sub weapon. That's Splategy 101.
Callie
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In the past 50 matches, your longest splat streak was <Number>!
Marie
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I GUESS that's pretty good.
Callie
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You've been getting tagged a lot with the <Weapon> lately, Agent 4.
Marie
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Maybe think about countering that weapon, yeah?
Callie
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In your last 50 matches, you spent an average of <Number> seconds of each minute submerged in your ink!
Callie
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And your longest time spent submerged in ink was <Number> seconds!
Marie
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Sink or swim, I always say.
Callie
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In the past 50 matches, you've had low ink <Number> times, Agent 4!
Marie
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Watch those ink levels, friendo.
Callie
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Oh, yeah! Over the past 50 matches, you've used a total of <Number> tanks of ink!
Marie
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"A" for effort.
Callie
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It looks like you've been opening the turf map about this many times per minute: <Number>.
Callie
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And when you're looking at the turf map, you tend to keep it open for this many seconds per minute: <Number>.
Marie
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Gotta keep an eye on the shifting tides of battle to ensure victory! It's a rule of the battlefield.
Callie
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Looks like you've Super Jumped <Number> times in the past 50 matches and got splatted right after <Number> times!
Marie
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Gotta be smart with that jump.
Callie
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In the past 50 matches, you were splatted <Number> times with a full special gauge!
Marie
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Use it or lose it, I always say.
Callie
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Hey, Agent 4! Let's take a look at the past 50 matches to see what stage you've fallen off the most and how many times you fell.
Marie
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KERSPLAT!
Callie
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Total of <Number> times in one match on <Stage>!
Marie
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Maybe look before you leap, yeah?
Callie
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Looks like you play a lot of Turf War, Agent 4! Let's see. In the last 30 seconds of your recent battles...
Callie
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you splatted opponents an average of <Number> times, while getting splatted an average of <Number> times yourself!
Callie
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It's like Gramps always says: "Never give up while the timer's still tickin'!"
Marie
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Pretty sure he says something like that at least. Whatever...
Callie
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I see you've been playing a lot of Splat Zones, too!
Callie
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Hmm... So in your last 50 matches, you've splatted opponents inside a Splat Zone <Number> times!
Callie
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And you've been splatted <Number> times while standing in a zone yourself!
Marie
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Strong work, Agent 4. Enemies in the zone are top priority.
Callie
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You've also played a good amount of Tower Control, Agent 4! Let's take a look. In your last 50 matches...
Callie
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you rode the tower for an average of <Number> seconds!
Callie
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And you've splatted an average of <Number> opponents who were riding the tower!
Marie
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A good captain always goes down with her ship.
Callie
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You play your fair share of Rainmaker, Agent 4!
Callie
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In your last 50 matches, you’ve picked up the Rainmaker <Number> times and ticked the counter down by a total of <Number>!
Callie
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And you’ve personally led your team to a knockout victory <Number> times!
Marie
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Carrying the Rainmaker is a big responsibility. Don’t let it go to your head!
Callie
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It looks like you've played a good amount of Clam Blitz, Agent 4!
Callie
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In your last 50 matches, you've picked up an average of <Number> clams and created an average of <Number> Power Clams each match!
Marie
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You sure do like to collect stuff...
Callie
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Looks like you've been playing a lot of <Ranked Mode>!
Callie
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Whoa! You've pulled off <Number> comeback victories on <Ranked Mode>!
Marie
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I love a good nail-biter...
Callie
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You're an expert on <Mode>! Just look at your recent win rate. It's through the roof!
Note: Before version 3.1.0, the first line originally read:
'You're an expert with the <Mode>! Just look at your recent win rate. It's through the roof!'.
Marie
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Mmmhmm.
Callie
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And check out the work being done on <Stage>! Solid!
Marie
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Might wanna spread your skills out to some other stages, friendo.
Callie
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It looks like you've worked a total of <Number> jobs for Grizzco Industries! You should use all that money to buy me dinner sometime!
Marie
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Seriously, Callie? You have more money than you can count!
Callie
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<Number>! That's the most power eggs you've collected on a Grizzco job! And your record for collecting Golden Eggs is <Number>!
Marie
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That's cool and all, but have you ever thought where all those eggs end up? Preeeeeeetty sketchy.
Callie
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It looks like you rescue your coworkers an average of <Number> times per Salmon Run.
Callie
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And your coworkers help you back to your feet about <Number> times per job!
Callie
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If only we ALL got along so well with our coworkers.
Marie
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Pretty sure that was a thinly veiled dig at me.
Callie
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In your last 50 Grizzco jobs, you've destroyed <Number> <Salmonid>!
Note: Because an 's' is added to the end of any Salmonid type to indicate plurality, Callie can say incorrectly pluralized forms, like 'Mawss', 'Flyfishs' and 'Smallfrys', instead of Maws, Flyfishes and Smallfries.

Note: The game also counts Drizzler Projectiles as enemy types that can be destroyed, in which case, it will output the internal string '?SakerocketBullets' instead of any translated version of the object's name.

Marie
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It's splat or be splatted.
Callie
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Whoa... So in your recent Grizzco jobs, the Salmonid who's splatted you the most is the <Salmonid>.
Marie
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You deserve a raise.

Trivia

  • The Agent 4 Factopedia will still keep track of the player's latest multiplayer stats if they played as an Octoling during that time.
  • Some of Callie and Marie's conversations foreshadow events that occur in the Octo Expansion. Such instances include Callie finding rapping books belonging to Cap'n Cuttlefish and Marie telling Callie about the legend of Mount Nantai, alluding to Pearl practicing her once-dangerous voice on the aforementioned mountain.