User:As of July,

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As of July,
Jelfonzo tuesday shirt.JPG
AAAAAAAAAGH ITS TUESDAY
Favorite Mode Tower Control
Favorite Song #19 bless
Thang jargon
Favorite Weapon N-ZAP 89
Favorite Band dedf1sh
Least likely weapon to have Any Roller or Slosher
Doesn't like Clam Blitz? Yes.

hi user

sometimes i eat fuzzy ooze

Octarians

Octarians have hair. Proof is below ↓

woot
Ah yes, Octarians have hair now. ∞∞∞

Gallery of Octarians not having hair

actually this doesn't exist.

Moving on

Call a spade a ♠, they're the same thing

because they are the same thing

duh

Not calling a spade a ♠ even though they're the same thing

what

Where's the ♠?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Seriously, though, where's the ♠?????

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Calling a spade that's a shovel a ♠ even they're not the same thing because a spade is slightly different than a shovel and that a shovel and a ♠ are somewhat different

OK shut it down

THE THING

What the thing is

The thing is a Stinger that just shoots from more and more pans. It can deplete almost all of your health, if not insta-kill you.

It cannot be stopped

Just run for it

A normal Stinger. It's easier to tell that "the thing" is different because it's taller and its pots and pans are different. This image is just shown here for reference.

You'll definitely be safer

WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY safer

On the other hand, Mr. Grizz will be very angry at you.

Very angry

VERY ANGRY

The legitimacy of "THE THING"

There is no thing.

There is literally no thing.

THERE IS NO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

my userboxes (if they show up)

m a g o r p h

S2 Band Dedf1sh.jpg This user is a fan of Dedf1sh.
Omega-3 Artwork.jpg This user is a fan of ω-3.



CONGLATURATION on no edits !!!

CONGLATURATION !!!