|“||Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your valuables LITERALLY UNDER YOUR NOSE AT ALL TIMES DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME ALL TIMES||”|
— Deep life lessons you learn when you get stolen from in Minecraft
It has been nearly a year
Wow. A year come and gone. I cannot tell you all how much stuff has changed, and how much is really just the same, but I just see it through a new light. It feels like years ago when I got here. I am sure many of you agree, but not for the same reasons. I just want to say, thank you all for this. It has been a great experience. If Zombietoon, Splatnerd, Splatgeek, Splatoon635, or Agent117 are reading this, I just want you to know, I have missed you, and hope you have a nice day. (OHH THAT WAS SO CRINGE) But real talk though I REALLY need to eat food and I have an essay to finish (no not this one haha funny people) so bye. Thank you my friends.
Hello person who is reading this! Oh, wait, no, some of you got bored and left. Hi people who are still reading this! Yo, hey, it’s the one and only FLAME, (except if there are others). I’m part of the patroller team here at Inkipedia, so I know things, and if you need anything, just contact me on my talk page. I am also on nookipedia, but I’m not active. I find quarantine/partial quarantine depressing. Tolerance
1. the ability or willingness to tolerate something, in particular the existence of opinions or behavior that one does not necessarily agree with.
- "the tolerance of corruption"
This is my “Wise moment of the day” page. This is were I pour out all my philosophical instinct for the day. (Or maybe it will just be a joke, who knows.) Will I make a fool of myself, or will it make sense? (Skul, there’s a clickbait title for you, if you needed one.) read it if you dare.
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I beat inner agent 3 in under 2 hours, so I guess I’m pretty solid at the game... If only my rankings said the same. Extremely dedicated to the roller class. I also have a VERY stereotypical meat shield roller playstyle, and super jump a lot, and I die a lot, but the good thing is that I have drop roller. I played this game for 90 hours and only used non-rollers 20 times.
These are some of my splatoon opinions.
|Weapon (Me)||Any Roller-Class Weapon||Brellas|
|Weapon (Opponent)||There are not terribly many easy kills, but I generally have good luck with splatlings and brellas.||Shooters with a high rate of fire, Luna Blasters, and the Kensa Splattershot Pro.|
|Gear Ability||Gotta be Drop Roller. It has gotten me back to the front lines safely, many a time. What could have been a true death trap has been turned into a triple kill by that move multiple times.||Respawn Punisher. I die a lot, so this would destroy me.|
|Mode||Single player. (Or Salmon Run) I love campaigns.||Clam Blitz. Who doesn’t hate this mode?|
|Splatfest Team||Spoon, Order, Chicken, Dog, Invisibility, Time Travel||Egg, Friend, Sweater|
|Character||Agent 8, Marie, Cap’n Cuttlefish||C.Q. Cumber|
|Ink||Silver, Gold, Red, and Black.||Pink.|
|Species||Octoling. Need I say more?||None|
|Playstyle||Agressive Agressive Agressive||Charger|
|Part of this series||SQUIDBAGGING!||Squid party crashers|
|Youtubers||Technoblade, Skul, Alphastar716, Dream (I watch too much Minecraft)||Dunno TommyInnit?|
Yeah I awarded these to myself for having a few edits.
|10 Edits Barnsquid|
|50 Edits Barnsquid|
|100 Edits Barnsquid|
|250 Edits Barnsquid|
HOW DID THIS GET HERE?
|Inkling of the Month Barnsquid|
Zombietoon put it here because you deserve it
This was from me, SplatNerdAgent4, for creating the Chaos and Order barnsquids! You deserve it, bro!
Go Team Order!
I didn’t do many Splatfests, and I didn’t play much during them, but these were the teams I was on.
|Lose||Unicorn Feind||Unicorns are kinda princess-y or at least that is what I always think. But the other option was narwhals, which are a lot worse. So I decided to think about the mythological version of the unicorn and choose that team. I am glad I did because the ink was cool. My very first turf war match occurred during this Splatfest! But we lost the Splatfest. Our team did better, though. We had less popularity but we still almost won.|
|Lose||Order Fanboy||Nice. I leave team Pearl and immediately lose. I lost every single battle during chaos vs. order and forgot about the random rare shift in salmon run. Our team did the same thing as last time. I have great luck. But why did so many people choose chaos? The only person I know on that team chose it because he knew it would win.|
|Win||Chicken Champion||We back with pearl once again. I had strong opinions on the original one, never thought I would be able to voice them. And the chicken boiz and gurlz fried the eggs once again! We were doing so well, that they all had to scramble for cover! (Bad pun count: 2)
Well, I guess this means our choice is better, if only it were that easy in real life. Sigh of large proportions. Welp, i guess, from the bottom of my heart and truly, A FLIPPIN’ CHICKEN!!!!!!
|Win||Treat Fanboy||Yeah all I did during this splatfest was sign up but I did learn that trick or treating is juvenile minor assault and coercion (don’t ask where I thought of that we don’t want to go there) but depending on how ludicrously paranoid you and the authorities are you could get a kid in jail for saying “trick or treat”. I’m not going to continue writing and by extension possibly ruining people’s childhood so bye|