Just incase my article, Goggles-Kun, get's deleted, I will save these:
Goggles-Kun (Goggles, Cuttlebone-head and Shortie by Glasses) is one of the main protoginasts of Splatoon.
Goggles is an idiotic Inkling who just sort of gets in the way of the opposing team (sometimes). As claimed by Glasses, he is so dumb that he "mixes toothpaste with wasabi" (at least he dosn't keep forgeting the eggplant). Goggles has a tend for curry and pickled plums.