User:The Thing

My Octoling on Shipshape Cargo Co.

The Thing's current goal is unknown.

I like this picture.

I joined Inkipedia to add specific values for weapon's Version History on their respective pages.

I play Splatoon 3 almost every day. I am going to choose team Future.

I play as an Octoling Girl. My in-game name is The Thing.

Favorite weapons from each class

• Shooters: Forge Splattershot Pro

• Rollers: Big Swig Roller Express

• Chargers: Order Charger Replica

• Blasters: S-BLAST '91

• Brushes: Painbrush

• Sloshers: Dread Wringer

• Splatlings: Heavy Edit Splatling

• Dualies: Custom Douser Dualies FF

• Brellas: Recycled Brella 24 Mk I

• Stringers: Inkline Tri-Stringer

• Splatanas: Charcoal Decavitator

The Thing's Version History

Version	Adjustments
1.1.0	▲ Carried over Splat Dualies as a favorite weapon from Splatoon 2. ▲ Used three Gold Sheldon Licenses. Jet Squelcher Glooga Dualies Splash-o-matic
1.2.0	▲ Added Splatana Wiper to favorite weapons.
2.0.0	▲ Added Splattershot Nova to favorite weapons. ▲ Added Big Swig Roller to favorite weapons.
2.1.0	▲ Added Tentatek Splattershot to favorite weapons.
3.0.0	— Switched main hub to Inkopolis Plaza.
4.0.0	▲ Added Splatana Wiper Deco to favorite weapons. ▲ Added S-BLAST '92 to favorite weapons. ▲ Added Big Swig Roller Express to favorite weapons. ▼ Removed Big Swig Roller from favorite weapons.
5.0.0	▲ Added Heavy Edit Splatling to favorite weapons. ▲ Added Dread Wringer to favorite weapons. ▲ Added Inkline Tri-Stringer to favorite weapons.
6.0.0	▲ Added Enperry Splat Dualies to favorite weapons. ▲ Added S-BLAST '91 to favorite weapons. ▼ Removed S-BLAST '92 from favorite weapons.
6.1.0	▲ Added Forge Splattershot Pro to favorite weapons. ▼ Removed Splattershot Nova from favorite weapons.
7.0.0	▲ Added Douser Dualies FF to favorite weapons. — Replaced Splat Dualies with Order Dualie Replicas in favorite weapons. — Replaced Tentatek Splattershot with Octo Shot Replica in favorite weapons. — Switched main hub to Inkopolis Square.
8.0.0	▲ Added Charcoal Decavitator to favorite weapons. ▲ Added Custom Douser Dualies FF to favorite weapons. ▼ Removed Splatana Wiper Deco from favorite weapons. ▼ Removed Douser Dualies FF from favorite weapons.

Idea inspired by XarrotD.

Interesting Facts

• Likes undertuned weapons.
• Does not like getting sniped by any weapon.
• Highly dangerous with a splatana.
• Can't use chargers.
• Currently has all amiibo gear in Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.
• The Thing's favorite gear set, nicknamed the carnivore gear, is:
  • Teddy Band
  • Carnivore Tee
  • Fuzzy Boots
• Has only won seven Splatoon 3 Splatfests, including the Splatfest World Premiere.
• Can singlehandedly eat a Mega Mountain a la Marigold.
• Completed the Drizzle Season 2023 Catalog in about three weeks.
• Has found Leanyoshi's Parameter Database, and thus has 99% knowledge.
• Plays Side Order a lot, usually Pearl's Palette or Frye's Palette.
• Addicted to the Double Damage Hack.
• The Thing's favorite Floors are:
  • Combined-Forces(Striking-in-Unison).Floor
  • Unreasonable_Mountain_Battlefield(Ascent).Floor
• Replays the Epic, Vibrant Battle after every climb.
• Has a Sandbox where balance patch hopes are.

Hot Takes

• Painbrush Nouveau would have been better with Angle Shooter.
• Snipewriter 5H deserves to be 220p, but Squeezer and Sloshing Machine don't.
• Splatoon 2 was the most rushed Splatoon game.

Side Order Tips

If you made it down here, Thank You! Here are some Side Order tips for each tone as a reward.

• Combining one Ink Damage chip and the Double Damage Hack will allow you to deal up to 504 damage when using the Order Dualies, the Order Shot, or the Octo Shot, allowing you to more easily defeat anything with 1000 or more HP.
• Combining Quick Charge and Homing Shots chips on the Order Charger allows you to have a rapid-fire, high damage aimbot charger, useful for defeating Panicking Alla Mambos.
• Combining Ink Attack Size and Main Piercing chips allows you to clear hordes of Jelletons much faster because bigger attack size means more enemies are hit. Main Range is very useful with the aforementioned chips especially when using the Order Roller, the Order Splatana, or the Orderbrush.
• Combining the Squid Attack chip and the Double Damage hack allows you to defeat anything with 2000 HP with one Squid Roll or one Squid surge. However, with a Dodge Roll Attack or a Lunge Attack chip, one Rush Attack chip is needed to defeat 2000 HP enemies in one hit.
• Never underestimate the power of Lucky-tone color chips, especially Lucky Bomb Drop and Disc-Piece Drop.
• Both Turf Drone Gauge and Splat Drone Gauge work with things done by the Pearl Drone, allowing you to keep bombarding Jelletons with attacks until the Floor is over.