The Player must use the H-3 Nozzlenose to activate ink switches to get to the goal. Activating the ink switches will spin platforms that are sloped. There is also a ink switch that rotates a platform that has two walls on the sides that prevents Octomissiles from hitting an ink switch, keeping an platform that leads to the goal away from the player. For completing this station, the player will receive 1,000 C.Q. Points and the Splattershot Mem Cake.
The title is a reference to the nineties slang term "to ralph", meaning "to vomit" and the subtitle is a reference to Will Smith's 1997 song, Gettin' Jiggy wit It.
This station has "Chikyu Goma" gyroscopes and "Kutsuwa" pencil cases floating around in the background. The Japanese toy gyroscopes have been produced since 1921. The "Kutsuwa" pencil cases are Japanese pencil cases from the eighties.
The pencil cases have Jellyfish and other Splatoon-themed sea creatures on them.