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Splatfests

Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot​

Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot

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Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot is an upcoming Splatfest event in Splatoon 3. It is the first Splatfest to take place during Fresh Season 2023. It was announced on social networks on 16 March 2023. It is also the first Splatfest to happen in Inkopolis Plaza in-game since Splatoon with the release of Splatoon 3: Expansion Pass.

Dialogue

Translation needed

add Japanese, both French, German, Italian, Russian, both Spanish, both Chinese, and Korean dialogue ^edit

English

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver “Nessie, aliens, or Bigfoot—which of them is REAL? Deep down, we all know the truth!”	Big Man “Ay?! (You're saying one is real...but ONLY one?!)”
Shiver “Our first choice is the famed monster from the primordial depths, Nessie herself!”
	Frye “Hold up. Seeing is believing, and so many folks around the world have seen aliens!”
	Big Man “Ay... (There's also the Bigfoot prints found on snowy mountains... but...)”
	Big Man “A-ay? (Is this really the Splatfest theme? Which fake thing exists?)”
Shiver “It is a bit odd, but... (This is it, Shiver. Time to hit 'em with your best shot!)”
Shiver “Nessie being real would explain something that happened to me not long ago.”
Shiver “Yes... it was a dark and foggy afternoon. I was just getting off of work...”	Frye “What, from a Grizzco shift?”
Shiver “I glanced over at the ocean to see a long, thin THING slithering out from the water!”	Big Man “AAAAAAY! (AAAAAAH!)”
	Frye “Oh yeah, I've seen that. But Nessie comes from a lake, right? Not the sea.”
Shiver “Wait, you're sure you saw Nessie? (Whatever I saw, it wasn't THAT!)”
	Frye “Tell you what else I've seen... real aliens! There was a UFO at the Crater, big as life!”
	Frye “I didn't see it up close, but it was metal and flying for sure. With fierce-looking fists!”
Shiver “That sounds so familiar...”
	Big Man “Ay! (C'mon, you two, quit telling tall tales!)”
Frye “Whaddaya mean tall tales?! Let's hear your story, Big Man!”
	Big Man “Ay. (It's so scary, but OK. I was out skiing when I found a huge footprint in the snow.)”
	Big Man “Ay! (Afterward, folks say they saw a big, fuzzy shadow on the slopes. B-Bigfoot!)”
Frye “Whoa, you're shaking. Either you're actually scared... or you're a TERRIBLE liar.”
Shiver “Even if what he said is true—and it is not—Nessie is cuter and realer than the rest.”
	Frye “I'm still Team Aliens! I wanna get in the ring with that UFO and see what it's made of!”
	Big Man “Ay?! (If Bigfoot's not real, why am I so afraid of it?!)”
Shiver “And that's all for now. Make sure to get your votes in!”	Big Man “Ay! Ay. (Don't forget to equip your Splatfest Tee! Check the equip menu after you vote.)”

Japanese

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
フウカ	マンタロー
フウカ
	ウツホ
	マンタロー
	マンタロー
フウカ
フウカ
フウカ	ウツホ
フウカ	マンタロー
	ウツホ
フウカ
	ウツホ
	ウツホ
フウカ
	マンタロー
ウツホ
	マンタロー
	マンタロー
ウツホ
フウカ
	ウツホ
	マンタロー

Dutch

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Haya “Nessie, ruimtewezens of Bigfoot? Welke bestaat er ECHT? Nou, zeg het maar!” (Nessie, extraterrestrials or Bigfoot? Which one REALLY exists? Well, tell us!)	Ray “Ay... Ay?! (Wacht, maar... Waarom zou er eentje daarvan bestaan, en de rest niet?!)” (Ay... Ay?! (Wait, but... Why should one of them exist, and the rest don't?!))
Haya “Onze eerste kandidaat is het fameuze monster uit de duistere dieptes van het loch, Nessie!” (Our first candidate is the famous monster from the dark depths of the loch, Nessie!)
	Muriël “Ja, zeg. Zien is geloven. En er zijn elke dag wel meldingen van ruimtewezens en ufo's!” (Oh, please. Seeing is believing. And there are reports of extraterrestrials and UFOs every day!)
	Ray “Ay... (Tja, en er zijn op besneeuwde berghellingen ook sporen van Bigfoot gevonden...)” (Ay... (Well yeah, and traces of Bigfoot have also been found on snowy mountain slopes...))
	Ray “Ay? Ay? (Maar is dat echt waar dit Splatfest om gaat? Welk nepding bestaat?)” (Ay? Ay? (But is that really what this Splatfest is about? Which fake thing exists?))
Haya “O, meneer Ray weet het weer beter, zeker? (Wacht maar, hij zal zo wel anders piepen!)” (Oh, Mister Big Man knows better again, doesn't he? (Just wait, he'll change his tune in no time!))
Haya “Als Nessie niet bestaat, verklaar dit dan maar eens...” (If Nessie doesn't exist, then explain this...)
Haya “Het was een druilerige en mistige namiddag, en ik kwam net terug van mijn werk...” (It was a drizzly and foggy afternoon, and I had just returned from work....)	Muriël “Wacht, Haya... Bedoel je dat je terugkwam van het Salmonietenjagen?” (Wait, Shiver... You mean you came back from Salmonid hunting?)
Haya “Ik keek uit over de zee, en zag een lange, dunne... JOEKEL uit het water komen glibberen!” (I looked out over the sea, and saw a long, thin... WHOPPER coming slithering out of the water!)	Ray “AAAAAAY! (AAAAAAH!)” (AAAAAAY! (AAAAAAH!))
	Muriël “O ja, dat heb ik ook wel 's gezien. Maar Nessie woont in een meer, niet in de zee.” (Oh yes, I've seen that once too. But Nessie lives in a lake, not the sea.)
Haya “Wacht... Weet je zeker dat het Nessie was? (Wat ik zag, was toch echt wat anders...)” (Wait... Are you sure it was Nessie? (What I saw, however, was really something else...))
	Muriël “Tuurlijk! En weet je wat ik ook heb gezien? Een vliegende schotel in de krater!” (Sure! And you know what I also saw? A flying saucer in the crater!)
	Muriël “Ik heb het niet van dichtbij gezien, maar het was iets vliegends van metaal! Met vuisten!” (I didn't see it up close, but it was something that flew and made of metal! With fists!)
Haya “O, dat klinkt me bekend in de oren...” (Oh, that sounds familiar to me...)
	Ray “Ay! (Kom op, hou nou eens op met het verzinnen van sprookjes!)” (Ay! (Come on, just stop making up fairy tales!))
Muriël “O ja hoor, sprookjes. En jij hebt nooit iets geheimzinnigs meegemaakt, zeker?” (Oh, yeah, sure, fairy tales. And you've never experienced anything mysterious, I suppose?)
	Ray “Ay... Ay... (Nou ja... Ik heb wel een enorme voetafdruk gevonden tijdens het skiën...)” (Ay... Ay... (Well okay... I did find a huge footprint while skiing...))
	Ray “Ay. A-Ay! (En later hoorde ik verhalen over een pluizige schaduw op de berg. B-Bigfoot!)” (Ay. A-Ay! (And later I heard stories of a fluffy shadow on the mountain. B-Bigfoot!))
Muriël “Ray, je staat te rillen! Van angst, of omdat je ontzettend staat te jokkebrokken?” (Ray, you're shivering! From fear, or because you're lying horribly?)
Haya “Ook al spreekt hij de waarheid, en dat doet ie niet, dan is Nessie nog schattiger dan de rest!” (Even if he speaks the truth—and he doesn't—Nessie is still cuter than the rest!)
	Muriël “Ik ben Team Ruimtewezens! En die schotel met z'n vuisten durf ik ook wel aan!” (I'm Team Extraterrestrials! And I dare to take on that saucer with its fists too!)
	Ray “Ay?! (Als Bigfoot niet echt is, waarom ben ik er dan zo bang van?!)” (Ay?! (If Bigfoot is not real, why am I so afraid of it!))

French

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver	Big Man	NoA
Shiver	Big Man	NoE
Shiver		NoA
Shiver		NoE
	Frye	NoA
	Frye	NoE
	Big Man	NoA
	Big Man	NoE
	Big Man	NoA
	Big Man	NoE
Shiver		NoA
Shiver		NoE
Shiver		NoA
Shiver		NoE
Shiver	Frye	NoA
Shiver	Frye	NoE
Shiver	Big Man	NoA
Shiver	Big Man	NoE
	Frye	NoA
	Frye	NoE
Shiver		NoA
Shiver		NoE
	Frye	NoA
	Frye	NoE
	Frye	NoA
	Frye	NoE
Shiver		NoA
Shiver		NoE
	Big Man	NoA
	Big Man	NoE
Frye		NoA
Frye		NoE
	Big Man	NoA
	Big Man	NoE
	Big Man	NoA
	Big Man	NoE
	Frye	NoA
	Frye	NoE
Shiver		NoA
Shiver		NoE
	Frye	NoA
	Big Man	NoA
	Big Man	NoE

German

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Mako	Mantaro
Mako
	Muri
	Mantaro
	Mantaro
Mako
Mako
Mako	Muri
Mako	Mantaro
	Muri
Mako
	Muri
	Muri
Mako
	Mantaro
Muri
	Mantaro
	Mantaro
Muri
Mako
	Muri
	Mantaro

Italian

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Pinnuccia	Mantaleo
Pinnuccia
	Morena
	Mantaleo
	Mantaleo
Pinnuccia
Pinnuccia
Pinnuccia	Morena
Pinnuccia	Mantaleo
	Morena
Pinnuccia
	Morena
	Morena
Pinnuccia
	Mantaleo
Morena
	Mantaleo
	Mantaleo
Morena
Pinnuccia
	Morena
	Mantaleo

Russian

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Кулла	Биг Ман
Кулла
	Мурия
	Биг Ман
	Биг Ман
Кулла
Кулла
Кулла	Мурия
Кулла	Биг Ман
	Мурия
Кулла
	Мурия
	Мурия
Кулла
	Биг Ман
Мурия
	Биг Ман
	Биг Ман
Мурия
Кулла
	Мурия
	Биг Ман

Spanish

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Megan	Rayan	NoA
Megan	Rayan	NoE
Megan		NoA
Megan		NoE
	Angie	NoA
	Angie	NoE
	Rayan	NoA
	Rayan	NoE
	Rayan	NoA
	Rayan	NoE
Megan		NoA
Megan		NoE
Megan		NoA
Megan		NoE
Megan	Angie	NoA
Megan	Angie	NoE
Megan	Rayan	NoA
Megan	Rayan	NoE
	Angie	NoA
	Angie	NoE
Megan		NoA
Megan		NoE
	Angie	NoA
	Angie	NoE
	Angie	NoA
	Angie	NoE
Megan		NoA
Megan		NoE
	Rayan	NoA
	Rayan	NoE
Angie		NoA
Angie		NoE
	Rayan	NoA
	Rayan	NoE
	Rayan	NoA
	Rayan	NoE
	Angie	NoA
	Angie	NoE
Megan		NoA
Megan		NoE
	Angie	NoA
	Rayan	NoA
	Rayan	NoE

Chinese

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver	Big Man	Simplified
Shiver	Big Man	Traditional
Shiver		Simplified
Shiver		Traditional
	Frye	Simplified
	Frye	Traditional
	Big Man	Simplified
	Big Man	Traditional
	Big Man	Simplified
	Big Man	Traditional
Shiver		Simplified
Shiver		Traditional
Shiver		Simplified
Shiver		Traditional
Shiver	Frye	Simplified
Shiver	Frye	Traditional
Shiver	Big Man	Simplified
Shiver	Big Man	Traditional
	Frye	Simplified
	Frye	Traditional
Shiver		Simplified
Shiver		Traditional
	Frye	Simplified
	Frye	Traditional
	Frye	Simplified
	Frye	Traditional
Shiver		Simplified
Shiver		Traditional
	Big Man	Simplified
	Big Man	Traditional
Frye		Simplified
Frye		Traditional
	Big Man	Simplified
	Big Man	Traditional
	Big Man	Simplified
	Big Man	Traditional
	Frye	Simplified
	Frye	Traditional
Shiver		Simplified
Shiver		Traditional
	Frye	Simplified
	Big Man	Simplified
	Big Man	Traditional

Korean

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
후우카	만타로
후우카
	우츠호
	만타로
	만타로
후우카
후우카
후우카	우츠호
후우카	만타로
	우츠호
후우카
	우츠호
	우츠호
후우카
	만타로
우츠호
	만타로
	만타로
우츠호
후우카
	우츠호
	만타로

Gallery

Team logos

• 

  Nessie icon

• 

  Aliens icon

• 

  Bigfoot icon

Splatfest Tees

• Team Nessie tee front view

  Team Nessie tee front view

• Back view

  Back view

• Team Aliens tee front view

  Team Aliens tee front view

• Back view

  Back view

• Team Bigfoot tee front view

  Team Bigfoot tee front view

• Back view

  Back view

Promotional images

• 

  Japanese official artwork

• European official artwork

  European official artwork

• 

  American official artwork

• 

  Dutch official artwork

• 

  Portuguese official artwork

Trivia

• In the announcement dialogue, Frye references The Crater and the Octobot King L3.Gs, suggesting this Splatfest takes place after the events of Return of the Mammalians.
  • Additionally the long, thin creature "slithering out from the water" that Shiver mentions is likely a Horrorboros.