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The chat logs from all 11 chat sessions are reproduced below. | The chat logs from all 11 chat sessions are reproduced below. | ||
=== Session 1 === | === Session 1 === | ||
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■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Hey.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyone here yet?<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Anyone here yet?<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Helloooooooooooo?<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Helloooooooooooo?<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
MC.Princess > Ayo its Pearl! aka MC Princess, aka The Baroness of Bars, aka MC Foreign Policy<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Ayo its Pearl! aka MC Princess, aka The Baroness of Bars, aka MC Foreign Policy<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > ...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > ...<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > OH SNAP its Marina<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > OH SNAP its Marina<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey, Pearl...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Hey, Pearl...<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > aka DJ Hyperfresh<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > aka DJ Hyperfresh<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > aka DJ Cold Breakfast, aka The Fuzzy Dazzler, aka DJ Catch-and-Release<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > aka DJ Cold Breakfast, aka The Fuzzy Dazzler, aka DJ Catch-and-Release<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
MC.Princess > Bahaha! Dudes screen name is just his first and last name. Gotta love old people lol<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Bahaha! Dudes screen name is just his first and last name. Gotta love old people lol<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Hi, Captain Cuttlefish! Can you see the chatroom okay on your cell phone?<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Hi, Captain Cuttlefish! Can you see the chatroom okay on your cell phone?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > I CAN SEE IT JUST FINE THANKS FOR ASKING<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > I CAN SEE IT JUST FINE THANKS FOR ASKING<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > BUT ALL MY LETTERS ARE BIG FOR SOME REASON<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > BUT ALL MY LETTERS ARE BIG FOR SOME REASON<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Hit the caps lock key, cap<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Hit the caps lock key, cap<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > It should be the button in the lower left, depending on your phone.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > It should be the button in the lower left, depending on your phone.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Btw, I was able to hack into the CQ-80, so Agent 8 should be able to see our chat logs.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Btw, I was able to hack into the CQ-80, so Agent 8 should be able to see our chat logs.<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Te$+, 1 @M cUtTleF:$h<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Te$+, 1 @M cUtTleF:$h<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Agent 8, we'll send you a dump of our latest chat logs every few stages. Keep an eye out!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Agent 8, we'll send you a dump of our latest chat logs every few stages. Keep an eye out!<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Yo cap how did you even type like that? You gotta show me. | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yo cap how did you even type like that? You gotta show me. | ||
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=== Session 2 === | === Session 2 === | ||
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MC.Princess > Yo I'ma go cop some snacks PEECE<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yo I'ma go cop some snacks PEECE<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > OK, gotcha!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > OK, gotcha!<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> has left the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > roger dodger<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > roger dodger<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > FYI - I've been using the CQ-80s coordinates to gather location data as Agent 8 passes each test.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > FYI - I've been using the CQ-80s coordinates to gather location data as Agent 8 passes each test.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > This place must be deep beneath the surface. It seems to be under the influence of a powerful magnetic force...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > This place must be deep beneath the surface. It seems to be under the influence of a powerful magnetic force...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Too powerful for conventional models to simulate actually. Based on the numbers I'm seeing, powerful enough to distort spacetime itself!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Too powerful for conventional models to simulate actually. Based on the numbers I'm seeing, powerful enough to distort spacetime itself!<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Captain, have you observed any abnormalities in your surroundings there?<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Captain, have you observed any abnormalities in your surroundings there?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > IM0KoWrU<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > IM0KoWrU<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh... Is that supposed to be some kind of secret code? Or did you just butt text me?<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Uh... Is that supposed to be some kind of secret code? Or did you just butt text me?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > bRiTe aNd bAd<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > bRiTe aNd bAd<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Okay, definitely butt texting.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Okay, definitely butt texting.<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > H@nGrY4sUsH-E<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > H@nGrY4sUsH-E<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Riiiiiiight...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Riiiiiiight...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, it's almost like your location is in a different dimension than Inkopolis.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Anyway, it's almost like your location is in a different dimension than Inkopolis.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > As long as Agent 8 keeps passing tests, we should be able to figure out what's going on.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > As long as Agent 8 keeps passing tests, we should be able to figure out what's going on.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > We'll support you as much as we can, Agent 8. Keep it up! | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > We'll support you as much as we can, Agent 8. Keep it up! | ||
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=== Session 3 === | === Session 3 === | ||
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MC.Princess > Yo how do I make the chat window full screen?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yo how do I make the chat window full screen?<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Alt-F4<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Alt-F4<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> has left the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Can't believe that actually worked...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Can't believe that actually worked...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, nice work passing those tests, Agent 8.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Anyway, nice work passing those tests, Agent 8.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Unfortunately, I haven't discovered anything new since our last chat log, so we're kinda stuck in the mud.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Unfortunately, I haven't discovered anything new since our last chat log, so we're kinda stuck in the mud.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > But in the meantime, I was thinking we could get to know each other better by posting pics of ourselves!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > But in the meantime, I was thinking we could get to know each other better by posting pics of ourselves!<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Here, I'll go first...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Here, I'll go first...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 3 image.png|500px]]<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 3 image.png|500px]]<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Whoops. Wrong pic!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Whoops. Wrong pic!<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > now what do we have here<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > now what do we have here<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh, it's an old picture of Pearl.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Uh, it's an old picture of Pearl.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Don't tell her I said this, but Pearl is srsly the coolest.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Don't tell her I said this, but Pearl is srsly the coolest.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Aaaaaanyway, back to work. We'll have to save picture sharing for later. | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Aaaaaanyway, back to work. We'll have to save picture sharing for later. | ||
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=== Session 4 === | === Session 4 === | ||
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■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
MC.Princess > I'm baaack!!!1<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > I'm baaack!!!1<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > yes you are<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > yes you are<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Marina? you here?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Marina? you here?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > shes in the head<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > shes in the head<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > The head?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > The head?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Whatever<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Whatever<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > YO why is there a pic of me posted in here?!!!<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > YO why is there a pic of me posted in here?!!!<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Isn't this against the law or something? Some data breach invasion of privacy thing?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Isn't this against the law or something? Some data breach invasion of privacy thing?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Oooh...we're doin intros. just read that part.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Oooh...we're doin intros. just read that part.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > OK, then it's my turn to post a pic of Marina! BOOM!<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > OK, then it's my turn to post a pic of Marina! BOOM!<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 4 image 1.png|500px]]<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 4 image 1.png|500px]]<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > This is when we first met. Back in the day.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > This is when we first met. Back in the day.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Here's a bonus one, just cuz<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Here's a bonus one, just cuz<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 4 image 2.png|500px]]<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 4 image 2.png|500px]]<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > HAHAHA! Like "Ay, wake yo sleepy head up!"<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > HAHAHA! Like "Ay, wake yo sleepy head up!"<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > PEARL!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > PEARL!<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom. | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> has left the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
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=== Session 5 === | === Session 5 === | ||
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DJ_Hyperfresh > Battery's almost dead. I'm gonna go grab my charger.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Battery's almost dead. I'm gonna go grab my charger.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Word<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Word<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> has left the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
MC.Princess > Man, there's nuthin to do when it's just me and you here cap...<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Man, there's nuthin to do when it's just me and you here cap...<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > what do you mean<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > what do you mean<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Uuuuugh i'm booored<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Uuuuugh i'm booored<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > But maybe I'll do a lil research on u. See whhat kinda dirt I can dig up.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > But maybe I'll do a lil research on u. See whhat kinda dirt I can dig up.<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > i have nothing to hide<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > i have nothing to hide<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > We'll see<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > We'll see<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 5 image.png|500px]]<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 5 image.png|500px]]<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > The heck is this?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > The heck is this?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > "The Squidbeak Splatoon, led by Second Lieutenant Cuttlefish, visited grievous losses upon the forces of the enemy during the bitter siege of Arowana Castle."<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > "The Squidbeak Splatoon, led by Second Lieutenant Cuttlefish, visited grievous losses upon the forces of the enemy during the bitter siege of Arowana Castle."<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > that takes me back<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > that takes me back<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Dang cap. Guess ur the real deal. | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Dang cap. Guess ur the real deal. | ||
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=== Session 6 === | === Session 6 === | ||
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MC.Princess > Yo what's taking Marina so long?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yo what's taking Marina so long?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > That reminds me, we can check in on 8 using our video link, but you can't see us, right cap?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > That reminds me, we can check in on 8 using our video link, but you can't see us, right cap?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > thats correct<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > thats correct<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > So you probably can't tell but just between you and me, Marina's kind of a weirdo. She's like freakishly tall and way to smart for her own good<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > So you probably can't tell but just between you and me, Marina's kind of a weirdo. She's like freakishly tall and way to smart for her own good<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > just the other day she built an entire battle stage all by herself. It had huge floating rocks and everything. Crazy right?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > just the other day she built an entire battle stage all by herself. It had huge floating rocks and everything. Crazy right?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > making rocks float<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > making rocks float<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > thats octo tech<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > thats octo tech<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > What do you mean?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > What do you mean?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > you know. the octarian menace<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > you know. the octarian menace<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > You mean those guys who lost the Great Turf War forever ago? We learned about them in school, but like...<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > You mean those guys who lost the Great Turf War forever ago? We learned about them in school, but like...<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Hold up. You're not sayin Marina is working for the Octarian army. Are you?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Hold up. You're not sayin Marina is working for the Octarian army. Are you?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > i think you need to see this. its from my top secret octarian dossier | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > i think you need to see this. its from my top secret octarian dossier<br /></span> | ||
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''Marina Ida'' | |||
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[[File:Octo Expansion chat session 6 image.png|500px]] | |||
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''Gen 83 - Octoling combat engineer (whereabouts unknown)''</span> | |||
CLASSIFIED | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | ||
''CLASSIFIED''</span> | |||
・Age 6: Enrolled in the elementary training program at Slimeskin Garrison. | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | ||
''・Age 6: Enrolled in the elementary training program at Slimeskin Garrison.''</span> | |||
・Age 9: Skipped multiple grades. Took only advanced courses. Graduated. | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | ||
''・Age 9: Skipped multiple grades. Took only advanced courses. Graduated.''</span> | |||
・Age 10: Member of Flooder design team (fully automated cleaning weapon). | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | ||
''・Age 10: Member of Flooder design team (fully automated cleaning weapon).''</span> | |||
・Age 13: Joined Slimeskin Garrison. Specialized in improving Great Octoweapons. | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | ||
''・Age 13: Joined Slimeskin Garrison. Specialized in improving Great Octoweapons.''</span> | |||
・Age 16: Assigned to DJ Octavio's wasabi supply unit. Earned multiple commendations. | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | ||
''・Age 16: Assigned to DJ Octavio's wasabi supply unit. Earned multiple commendations.''</span> | |||
・Same year: Went AWOL after coming within audible range of the Calamari Inkantation sung by the New Squidbeak Splatoon. According to witness interviews, she said "This changes everything," before vanishing. | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | ||
''・Same year: Went AWOL after coming within audible range of the Calamari Inkantation sung by the New Squidbeak Splatoon. According to witness interviews, she said "This changes everything," before vanishing.''</span> | |||
CraigCuttlefish > Marina Ida<br /> | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#174e48; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | ||
MC.Princess > member of Flooder design team?<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Marina Ida<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > those flooders are ruthless splatting machines they did in Agent 3 more times than i can count<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > member of Flooder design team?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > WHAT. Nah, Marina would never design something like that<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > those flooders are ruthless splatting machines they did in Agent 3 more times than i can count<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > its right there in the file<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > WHAT. Nah, Marina would never design something like that<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > now that you mention it, Marina IS totally obsessed with machines. And she's definitely the hardest working person i know<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > its right there in the file<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > sounds exactly like the octos i fought in the war<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > now that you mention it, Marina IS totally obsessed with machines. And she's definitely the hardest working person i know<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > The battle stages she makes involve traps and stuff where you float, and you don't see things like that anywhere else...<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > sounds exactly like the octos i fought in the war<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > only octarian military has that technology im telling you<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > The battle stages she makes involve traps and stuff where you float, and you don't see things like that anywhere else...<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Huh, so Marina is involved with the Octarian military? I just...<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > only octarian military has that technology im telling you<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > OH SNAP I remember her saying something about the Calamari Inkantation changing her life! and it's right there in the file!<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Huh, so Marina is involved with the Octarian military? I just...<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > that song has powers no one can explain no fan of that song is a foe of mine<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > OH SNAP I remember her saying something about the Calamari Inkantation changing her life! and it's right there in the file!<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Right?! She might have some skeletons in her closet, but who doesn't am i right? Marina is one of the best people i know.<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > that song has powers no one can explain no fan of that song is a foe of mine<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > i guess shes okay for an octo<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Right?! She might have some skeletons in her closet, but who doesn't am i right? Marina is one of the best people i know.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > I swear, cuttlefish. If you try to splat Marina I WILL CUT A FISH. U GOT THAT?<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > i guess shes okay for an octo<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > i um ok<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > I swear, cuttlefish. If you try to splat Marina I WILL CUT A FISH. U GOT THAT?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Good. Keep your head in the game, 8. | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > i um ok<br /> | ||
</blockquote> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Good. Keep your head in the game, 8. | ||
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=== Session 7 === | === Session 7 === | ||
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<span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | |||
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Whew, I'm back. Sorry about that!<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Whew, I'm back. Sorry about that!<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yo welcome back. Where u been tho?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Yo welcome back. Where u been tho?<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Sorry, I dozed off at home for a bit...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Sorry, I dozed off at home for a bit...<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > welcome back young lady im glad you are here<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > welcome back young lady im glad you are here<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Uh... What's with him?<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh... What's with him?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Sorry, squid's outta the bag. He brought out his top secret Octarian file and everything<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Sorry, squid's outta the bag. He brought out his top secret Octarian file and everything<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > ...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > ...<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > That's on me, Marina. I never meant to dig into your past<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > That's on me, Marina. I never meant to dig into your past<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Um...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Um...<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > See old dude here used to fight against the Octarians<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > See old dude here used to fight against the Octarians<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > no fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. i dont see species<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > no fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. i dont see species<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > See? everything's totally cool. kinda<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > See? everything's totally cool. kinda<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > ...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > ...<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > you are so articulate marina<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > you are so articulate marina<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > wow<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > wow<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Sorry... I mean, I always knew you were different, even if we never talked about it. I always figured...you know... with the jokes and stuff...<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Sorry... I mean, I always knew you were different, even if we never talked about it. I always figured...you know... with the jokes and stuff...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I never knew how to talk to you about it. Do you think...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I never knew how to talk to you about it. Do you think...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Do you think I'll still be welcome in Inkopolis? Once everyone knows I'm an Octoling?<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Do you think I'll still be welcome in Inkopolis? Once everyone knows I'm an Octoling?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > ARE YOU KIDDING? Of course you will! everyone loves you!<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > ARE YOU KIDDING? Of course you will! everyone loves you!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Thanks, Pearlie. ;__;<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Thanks, Pearlie. ;__;<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > OK stop it with the waterworks before I change my mind<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > OK stop it with the waterworks before I change my mind<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > agent 8 is also an octarian but also appreciates the inkantation<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > agent 8 is also an octarian but also appreciates the inkantation<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > It all makes sense now<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > It all makes sense now<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I could tell right away that Agent 8 had also been touched by the Calamari Inkantation.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I could tell right away that Agent 8 had also been touched by the Calamari Inkantation.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Once our souls have been freed, there's no way we can continue to live under the oppression of Octarian society.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Once our souls have been freed, there's no way we can continue to live under the oppression of Octarian society.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Which is why we all need to work together<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Which is why we all need to work together<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Agent 8, if you're reading this, we believe in you. Keep going. We'll do everything in our power to get you out of there.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Agent 8, if you're reading this, we believe in you. Keep going. We'll do everything in our power to get you out of there.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > ;__;<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > ;__;<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > OK shut it down | ||
MC.Princess > OK shut it down | </blockquote></span> | ||
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=== Session 8 === | === Session 8 === | ||
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CraigCuttlefish > ILL BE BACK<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > ILL BE BACK<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > You've got your caps lock key on again, old man<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > You've got your caps lock key on again, old man<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > ill be back<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > ill be back<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Aight<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Aight<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > What's going on, Pearl?<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > What's going on, Pearl?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Just trying to teach an old squid new tricks. Cap here was typing in all caps again<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Just trying to teach an old squid new tricks. Cap here was typing in all caps again<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > That makes sense. You've got a knack for teaching. ♪<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > That makes sense. You've got a knack for teaching. ♪<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > What do you mean?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > What do you mean?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > how do I make music notes<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > how do I make music notes<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Just click the smiley face to bring up the emoji panel. It's in there somewhere<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Just click the smiley face to bring up the emoji panel. It's in there somewhere<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Haha, remember when we first met, Pearl? I had just come to the surface, and I didn't understand Inkopolis at all. You taught me everything I needed to know.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Haha, remember when we first met, Pearl? I had just come to the surface, and I didn't understand Inkopolis at all. You taught me everything I needed to know.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > LOL yeah. I remember thinking you were some country bumpkin when we first met on Mt. Nantai.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > LOL yeah. I remember thinking you were some country bumpkin when we first met on Mt. Nantai.<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > ♪<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > ♪<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I went to Mount Nantai every day for a week, just hoping you would show up again.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I went to Mount Nantai every day for a week, just hoping you would show up again.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Bahaha yeah, I thought you were a stalker. I remember you singing when I showed up and then out of nowhere you were all like "LET'S START A BAND!"<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Bahaha yeah, I thought you were a stalker. I remember you singing when I showed up and then out of nowhere you were all like "LET'S START A BAND!"<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I just had a feeling about you. I guess it worked out, cause look at us now!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I just had a feeling about you. I guess it worked out, cause look at us now!<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > I mean, that first song you showed me was fire, so I had to say yes<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > I mean, that first song you showed me was fire, so I had to say yes<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Actually, I think I still have the file on my desktop. One sec...<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Actually, I think I still have the file on my desktop. One sec...<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Boom<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Boom<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > [[media:Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh.mp3|Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh]]<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > [[media:Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh.mp3|Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh]]<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > HAHA YES. I haven't heard this in forever. This is the demo version of Ebb & Flow!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > HAHA YES. I haven't heard this in forever. This is the demo version of Ebb & Flow!<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > How do I make question marks<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > How do I make question marks<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > You still here?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > You still here?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > The question mark should be in the bottom right of your keyboard. Knock yourself out<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > The question mark should be in the bottom right of your keyboard. Knock yourself out<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > LOL Marina I just remembered you made that entire demo using that half-busted keyboard you had. But somehow the hook was still dope<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > LOL Marina I just remembered you made that entire demo using that half-busted keyboard you had. But somehow the hook was still dope<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Couldn't have done it without you...and that ridiculous recording studio you have in your house. Those old-school drum machines are legit.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Couldn't have done it without you...and that ridiculous recording studio you have in your house. Those old-school drum machines are legit.<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > ?<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > ?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > We're saying we could tell the track was bumpin. Try to keep up cap<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > We're saying we could tell the track was bumpin. Try to keep up cap<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I think maybe he's just... Actually, nevermind.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I think maybe he's just... Actually, nevermind.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Sorry about him.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Sorry about him.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I was shocked the first time I heard you rap. I thought for sure you were gonna be wack tbh, but once you started spittin I was like, "dang, this munchkin got bars."<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I was shocked the first time I heard you rap. I thought for sure you were gonna be wack tbh, but once you started spittin I was like, "dang, this munchkin got bars."<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Haha shut up. Never underestimate the Pearl. aka MC Reverse Psychology, aka MC Danger Noodle<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Haha shut up. Never underestimate the Pearl. aka MC Reverse Psychology, aka MC Danger Noodle<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > ???//?????////??/<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > ???//?????////??/<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > She's the DJ, I'm the rapper is what I'm saying, Cap! What don't you get about this?!<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > She's the DJ, I'm the rapper is what I'm saying, Cap! What don't you get about this?!<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, I know we talk a lot of smack on the show and all, but I just wanted to say thanks. For everything. | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Anyway, I know we talk a lot of smack on the show and all, but I just wanted to say thanks. For everything. | ||
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=== Session 9 === | === Session 9 === | ||
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CraigCuttlefish > My name is Cuttlefish, but I don't cuddle with fish. My only wish is for a delicious dish.<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > My name is Cuttlefish, but I don't cuddle with fish. My only wish is for a delicious dish.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey! ♪<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Hey! ♪<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Yooo<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yooo<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Hello there<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Hello there<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > What are you guys up to?<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > What are you guys up to?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Just workshopping some rhymes<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Just workshopping some rhymes<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > The captain decided he wants to be a rapper, but he's not exactly comin correct with these rhymes yet<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > The captain decided he wants to be a rapper, but he's not exactly comin correct with these rhymes yet<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > No fan of hip-hop is a foe of mine. I don't see genre.<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > No fan of hip-hop is a foe of mine. I don't see genre.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I know! Let's look at one of Pearl's old verses. Back before she knew anything about meter or rhythm...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I know! Let's look at one of Pearl's old verses. Back before she knew anything about meter or rhythm...<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > | ||
Who need friends on this dark, cold night? | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;">''Who need friends on this dark, cold night?''</span> | ||
Not this rhymin' soldier—I'm a stark, bold knight! | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;">''Not this rhymin' soldier—I'm a stark, bold knight!''</span> | ||
On a higher level up here, can you feel me? | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;">''On a higher level up here, can you feel me?''</span> | ||
This Pearl's one of a kind, but my fam knows the real me! | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#247a70; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;">''This Pearl's one of a kind, but my fam knows the real me!''</span> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Ooh this is on fire. You are a sickly rapper Pearl.<br /> | <span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#174e48; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | ||
MC.Princess > Thanks?<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Ooh this is on fire. You are a sickly rapper Pearl.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > This is back when I was first comin up, before Marina and I met. I may not have known what I was doing, but I had heart<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Thanks?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Haha, remember this one? It only sold like 1000 copies...digital AND physical<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > This is back when I was first comin up, before Marina and I met. I may not have known what I was doing, but I had heart<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > [[media:rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8.mp3|rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8]]<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Haha, remember this one? It only sold like 1000 copies...digital AND physical<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I always liked this one... What's it called again?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > [[media:rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8.mp3|rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8]]<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin"<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I always liked this one... What's it called again?<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > LOL that's right. I remember the stations refused to play it. For obvious reasons.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin"<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > But right after that we formed Off the Hook and recorded Ebb & Flow. That song sold like crabby cakes<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > LOL that's right. I remember the stations refused to play it. For obvious reasons.<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Off what hook now?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > But right after that we formed Off the Hook and recorded Ebb & Flow. That song sold like crabby cakes<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > You seriously don't know? Geez old man. It's the name of the group me and Marina are in<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Off what hook now?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Is it fresh?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > You seriously don't know? Geez old man. It's the name of the group me and Marina are in<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > is it fresh? Come on my dude<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Is it fresh?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > But furreal tho, the reviews of our first show had me worried for a minute there<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > is it fresh? Come on my dude<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Yeah, they described me as "the tall exotic-looking girl standing next to Pearl."<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > But furreal tho, the reviews of our first show had me worried for a minute there<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > BAHAHA<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Yeah, they described me as "the tall exotic-looking girl standing next to Pearl."<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Yeah, after that first show, the few fans I had kinda fell off<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > BAHAHA<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > But we won em back eventually.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yeah, after that first show, the few fans I had kinda fell off<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Good thing we did, or this Inkopolis News gig never woulda happened<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > But we won em back eventually.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Yeah, luckily our fourth single was a hit, right around the time Callie and Marie decided to move on<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Good thing we did, or this Inkopolis News gig never woulda happened<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > We got really lucky with that Squid Sisters timing<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Yeah, luckily our fourth single was a hit, right around the time Callie and Marie decided to move on<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Squid Sisters?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > We got really lucky with that Squid Sisters timing<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Yeah cap, aren't those your grandkids?<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Squid Sisters?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > You know...<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yeah cap, aren't those your grandkids?<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 8 image.png|500px]]<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > You know...<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > That reminds me. I should probably check in with them soon.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > [[File:Octo Expansion chat session 8 image.png|500px]]<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > They're probs worried about you<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > That reminds me. I should probably check in with them soon.<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm sure they're keeping busy. I mean, their solo careers got so big, they outgrew Inkopolis News!<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > They're probs worried about you<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Yo we've gotta up our networking game for real. We can't do Inkopolis News forever<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I'm sure they're keeping busy. I mean, their solo careers got so big, they outgrew Inkopolis News!<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Well we already have an offer from Humpback Pump Track to shoot a commercial. Once you learn how to ride without training wheels, of course.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yo we've gotta up our networking game for real. We can't do Inkopolis News forever<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > ... | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Well we already have an offer from Humpback Pump Track to shoot a commercial. Once you learn how to ride without training wheels, of course.<br /> | ||
</blockquote> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > ... | ||
</blockquote></span> | |||
=== Session 10 === | === Session 10 === | ||
<span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#174e48; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | |||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
MC.Princess > AYYYYYYYYYYYY<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > AYYYYYYYYYYYY<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Sup, gurrrrrrrrrrrl.<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Sup, gurrrrrrrrrrrl.<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Welcome back ♪<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Welcome back ♪<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > So, I went back to Inkopolis Square to buy some juice, and like<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > So, I went back to Inkopolis Square to buy some juice, and like<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > There's a bunch of Octolings just hanging out!<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > There's a bunch of Octolings just hanging out!<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > The Octarians are upon us<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > The Octarians are upon us<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm so happy! It's all the Octolings who were reborn when they heard the Calamari Inkantation!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I'm so happy! It's all the Octolings who were reborn when they heard the Calamari Inkantation!<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > No fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. I don't see species.<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > No fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. I don't see species.<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Yeah... anyway, this is amazing!<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Yeah... anyway, this is amazing!<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm sure the Octolings will pick up the ins and outs of Inkling culture in no time! And hopefully add some of their own flavor too. ^_^<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > I'm sure the Octolings will pick up the ins and outs of Inkling culture in no time! And hopefully add some of their own flavor too. ^_^<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > YESSSSS I can't wait to hear more Octarian music bumpin thru the city<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > YESSSSS I can't wait to hear more Octarian music bumpin thru the city<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > You think they'll want in on turf war?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > You think they'll want in on turf war?<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Of course!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Of course!<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > NOICE!!!1!<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > NOICE!!!1!<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > TURF WAR? I KNEW IT THE NEXT GREAT TURF WAR HAS BEGUN<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > TURF WAR? I KNEW IT THE NEXT GREAT TURF WAR HAS BEGUN<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Naw cap. It aint like that<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Naw cap. It aint like that<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Kids from our generation treat turf war battles like a sport. You know, for fun?<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Kids from our generation treat turf war battles like a sport. You know, for fun?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Is that so? ♪<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Is that so? ♪<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > And it sounds like some of them are already working for Grizzco!<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > And it sounds like some of them are already working for Grizzco!<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > Dang. Makes sense tho. "The enemy of my enemy" and all that<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > Dang. Makes sense tho. "The enemy of my enemy" and all that<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Except we're not enemies...<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Except we're not enemies...<br /> | ||
MC.Princess > True that. You reading all this, 8? The sooner you get outta there, the sooner we can turf war it up together! | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > True that. You reading all this, 8? The sooner you get outta there, the sooner we can turf war it up together! | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote></span> | ||
=== Bonus Track === | === Bonus Track === | ||
<span style="color:#ebebeb;border-bottom:1px solid #abd5f5; background:#174e48; padding:0.2em 0.5em; font-size:110%; font-weight:bold;"> | |||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
MC.Princess > I'm still zonked from pulling an all-nighter for the Splatfest... Gonna nap bye<br /> | <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> > I'm still zonked from pulling an all-nighter for the Splatfest... Gonna nap bye<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#ffc8c8">MC.Princess</span> has left the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > Sorry, me too >__<<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > Sorry, me too >__<<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > As you wish<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > As you wish<br /> | ||
DJ_Hyperfresh > C ya<br /> | <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> > C ya<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#4dae84">DJ_Hyperfresh</span> has left the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > ??♪?♪?♪?☺☺☺☺<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > ??♪?♪?♪?☺☺☺☺<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > Agent 2 has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
Agent 2 > Huh?<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Huh?<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Hellooo?<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Hellooo?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > agent two<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > agent two<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Wait... Gramps?!<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Wait... Gramps?!<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has left the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> has left the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has joined the chatroom.<br /> | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> has joined the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
Agent 2 > Whoa, Gramps, calm down<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Whoa, Gramps, calm down<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > What's the deal with this chatroom? Ew... This isn't like a dating site, is it?<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > What's the deal with this chatroom? Ew... This isn't like a dating site, is it?<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > No, that would be... ew.<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > No, that would be... ew.<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Where are you right now?<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Where are you right now?<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Is Agent 3 with you?<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Is Agent 3 with you?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > We're both fine. Just protecting Inkopolis<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > We're both fine. Just protecting Inkopolis<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > I'm so glad you're okay. I haven't heard from you in a while.<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > I'm so glad you're okay. I haven't heard from you in a while.<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Any idea when you'll be home?<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Any idea when you'll be home?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Not sure<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Not sure<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Should I put dinner together?<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Should I put dinner together?<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > Already ate<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > Already ate<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Come on, no you didn't...<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Come on, no you didn't...<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Work's really busy right now, so if you don't come home soon...<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Work's really busy right now, so if you don't come home soon...<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > seaweed stew<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > seaweed stew<br /> | ||
CraigCuttlefish > that sounds good<br /> | <span style="color:#1e6ff7">CraigCuttlefish</span> > that sounds good<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Seaweed stew it is. I'll have it ready for you, k?<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Seaweed stew it is. I'll have it ready for you, k?<br /> | ||
Agent 2 > Alright, I'll be at Cuttlefish Cabin whenever you decide to come back. Take care of yourself, Gramps. And stay fresh.<br /> | <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> > Alright, I'll be at Cuttlefish Cabin whenever you decide to come back. Take care of yourself, Gramps. And stay fresh.<br /> | ||
■Webmaster■ > Agent 2 has left the chatroom. | <span style="color:#ffeb05">■Webmaster■</span><span style="color:#c83eab"> > <span style="color:#ebff8c">Agent 2</span> has left the chatroom.<br /></span> | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote></span> | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
Revision as of 23:03, 26 June 2018
Marina's chat room (stylized ♪MARINA'S CHAT★ROOM♪) is a series of chat logs viewable in Octo Expansion.
Marina hacked into Agent 8's CQ-80 device and uploaded logs of some chat sessions that she wanted to share. The chat participants were Marina (DJ_Hyperfresh), Pearl (MC.Princess), Cap'n Cuttlefish (CraigCuttlefish), and Agent 2.
Unlocking
Chat sessions are unlocked by completing specific stations. Stations are grouped as detailed in the table below; these groupings are used internally by the game and not shown to the player. Beating any one station in a group will unlock the next chat log. Only one chat log can be unlocked per group. Chat logs will always unlock in the same order regardless of which group the player targets.
| Group ID | Stations | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 0 |
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These stations form a chat-unlocking barrier on the left side of the map. |
| 1 |
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These stations form a chat-unlocking barrier on the left side of the map. |
| 2 |
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Both stations in ID 2 are two steps away from the first station. |
| 3 |
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These stations form a chat-unlocking barrier on the right side of the map. |
| 4 | ||
| 5 |
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These stations form a chat-unlocking barrier on the right side of the map. |
| 6 |
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These stations border the surrounding thang. |
| 7 |
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These stations border the foundational thang. |
| 8 |
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These stations border the sealing thang. |
| 9 |
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These stations border the precision thang. |
Chats
The chat logs from all 11 chat sessions are reproduced below.
Session 1
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyone here yet?
DJ_Hyperfresh > Helloooooooooooo?
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.
MC.Princess > Ayo its Pearl! aka MC Princess, aka The Baroness of Bars, aka MC Foreign Policy
DJ_Hyperfresh > ...
MC.Princess > OH SNAP its Marina
DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey, Pearl...
MC.Princess > aka DJ Hyperfresh
MC.Princess > aka DJ Cold Breakfast, aka The Fuzzy Dazzler, aka DJ Catch-and-Release
■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has joined the chatroom.
MC.Princess > Bahaha! Dudes screen name is just his first and last name. Gotta love old people lol
DJ_Hyperfresh > Hi, Captain Cuttlefish! Can you see the chatroom okay on your cell phone?
CraigCuttlefish > I CAN SEE IT JUST FINE THANKS FOR ASKING
CraigCuttlefish > BUT ALL MY LETTERS ARE BIG FOR SOME REASON
MC.Princess > Hit the caps lock key, cap
DJ_Hyperfresh > It should be the button in the lower left, depending on your phone.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Btw, I was able to hack into the CQ-80, so Agent 8 should be able to see our chat logs.
CraigCuttlefish > Te$+, 1 @M cUtTleF:$h
DJ_Hyperfresh > Agent 8, we'll send you a dump of our latest chat logs every few stages. Keep an eye out!
MC.Princess > Yo cap how did you even type like that? You gotta show me.
Session 2
MC.Princess > Yo I'ma go cop some snacks PEECE
DJ_Hyperfresh > OK, gotcha!
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.
CraigCuttlefish > roger dodger
DJ_Hyperfresh > FYI - I've been using the CQ-80s coordinates to gather location data as Agent 8 passes each test.
DJ_Hyperfresh > This place must be deep beneath the surface. It seems to be under the influence of a powerful magnetic force...
DJ_Hyperfresh > Too powerful for conventional models to simulate actually. Based on the numbers I'm seeing, powerful enough to distort spacetime itself!
DJ_Hyperfresh > Captain, have you observed any abnormalities in your surroundings there?
CraigCuttlefish > IM0KoWrU
DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh... Is that supposed to be some kind of secret code? Or did you just butt text me?
CraigCuttlefish > bRiTe aNd bAd
DJ_Hyperfresh > Okay, definitely butt texting.
CraigCuttlefish > H@nGrY4sUsH-E
DJ_Hyperfresh > Riiiiiiight...
DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, it's almost like your location is in a different dimension than Inkopolis.
DJ_Hyperfresh > As long as Agent 8 keeps passing tests, we should be able to figure out what's going on.
DJ_Hyperfresh > We'll support you as much as we can, Agent 8. Keep it up!
Session 3
MC.Princess > Yo how do I make the chat window full screen?
DJ_Hyperfresh > Alt-F4
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Can't believe that actually worked...
DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, nice work passing those tests, Agent 8.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Unfortunately, I haven't discovered anything new since our last chat log, so we're kinda stuck in the mud.
DJ_Hyperfresh > But in the meantime, I was thinking we could get to know each other better by posting pics of ourselves!
DJ_Hyperfresh > Here, I'll go first...
DJ_Hyperfresh > File:Octo Expansion chat session 3 image.png
DJ_Hyperfresh > Whoops. Wrong pic!
CraigCuttlefish > now what do we have here
DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh, it's an old picture of Pearl.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Don't tell her I said this, but Pearl is srsly the coolest.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Aaaaaanyway, back to work. We'll have to save picture sharing for later.
Session 4
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.
MC.Princess > I'm baaack!!!1
CraigCuttlefish > yes you are
MC.Princess > Marina? you here?
CraigCuttlefish > shes in the head
MC.Princess > The head?
MC.Princess > Whatever
MC.Princess > YO why is there a pic of me posted in here?!!!
MC.Princess > Isn't this against the law or something? Some data breach invasion of privacy thing?
MC.Princess > Oooh...we're doin intros. just read that part.
MC.Princess > OK, then it's my turn to post a pic of Marina! BOOM!
MC.Princess > File:Octo Expansion chat session 4 image 1.png
MC.Princess > This is when we first met. Back in the day.
MC.Princess > Here's a bonus one, just cuz
MC.Princess > File:Octo Expansion chat session 4 image 2.png
MC.Princess > HAHAHA! Like "Ay, wake yo sleepy head up!"
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.
DJ_Hyperfresh > PEARL!
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.
Session 5
DJ_Hyperfresh > Battery's almost dead. I'm gonna go grab my charger.
MC.Princess > Word
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom.
MC.Princess > Man, there's nuthin to do when it's just me and you here cap...
CraigCuttlefish > what do you mean
MC.Princess > Uuuuugh i'm booored
MC.Princess > But maybe I'll do a lil research on u. See whhat kinda dirt I can dig up.
CraigCuttlefish > i have nothing to hide
MC.Princess > We'll see
MC.Princess > File:Octo Expansion chat session 5 image.png
MC.Princess > The heck is this?
MC.Princess > "The Squidbeak Splatoon, led by Second Lieutenant Cuttlefish, visited grievous losses upon the forces of the enemy during the bitter siege of Arowana Castle."
CraigCuttlefish > that takes me back
MC.Princess > Dang cap. Guess ur the real deal.
Session 6
MC.Princess > Yo what's taking Marina so long?
MC.Princess > That reminds me, we can check in on 8 using our video link, but you can't see us, right cap?
CraigCuttlefish > thats correct
MC.Princess > So you probably can't tell but just between you and me, Marina's kind of a weirdo. She's like freakishly tall and way to smart for her own good
MC.Princess > just the other day she built an entire battle stage all by herself. It had huge floating rocks and everything. Crazy right?
CraigCuttlefish > making rocks float
CraigCuttlefish > thats octo tech
MC.Princess > What do you mean?
CraigCuttlefish > you know. the octarian menace
MC.Princess > You mean those guys who lost the Great Turf War forever ago? We learned about them in school, but like...
MC.Princess > Hold up. You're not sayin Marina is working for the Octarian army. Are you?
CraigCuttlefish > i think you need to see this. its from my top secret octarian dossier
Marina Ida
File:Octo Expansion chat session 6 image.png
Gen 83 - Octoling combat engineer (whereabouts unknown)
CLASSIFIED
・Age 6: Enrolled in the elementary training program at Slimeskin Garrison.
・Age 9: Skipped multiple grades. Took only advanced courses. Graduated.
・Age 10: Member of Flooder design team (fully automated cleaning weapon).
・Age 13: Joined Slimeskin Garrison. Specialized in improving Great Octoweapons.
・Age 16: Assigned to DJ Octavio's wasabi supply unit. Earned multiple commendations.
・Same year: Went AWOL after coming within audible range of the Calamari Inkantation sung by the New Squidbeak Splatoon. According to witness interviews, she said "This changes everything," before vanishing.
CraigCuttlefish > Marina Ida
MC.Princess > member of Flooder design team?
CraigCuttlefish > those flooders are ruthless splatting machines they did in Agent 3 more times than i can count
MC.Princess > WHAT. Nah, Marina would never design something like that
CraigCuttlefish > its right there in the file
MC.Princess > now that you mention it, Marina IS totally obsessed with machines. And she's definitely the hardest working person i know
CraigCuttlefish > sounds exactly like the octos i fought in the war
MC.Princess > The battle stages she makes involve traps and stuff where you float, and you don't see things like that anywhere else...
CraigCuttlefish > only octarian military has that technology im telling you
MC.Princess > Huh, so Marina is involved with the Octarian military? I just...
MC.Princess > OH SNAP I remember her saying something about the Calamari Inkantation changing her life! and it's right there in the file!
CraigCuttlefish > that song has powers no one can explain no fan of that song is a foe of mine
MC.Princess > Right?! She might have some skeletons in her closet, but who doesn't am i right? Marina is one of the best people i know.
CraigCuttlefish > i guess shes okay for an octo
MC.Princess > I swear, cuttlefish. If you try to splat Marina I WILL CUT A FISH. U GOT THAT?
CraigCuttlefish > i um ok
MC.Princess > Good. Keep your head in the game, 8.
Session 7
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Whew, I'm back. Sorry about that!
MC.Princess > Yo welcome back. Where u been tho?
DJ_Hyperfresh > Sorry, I dozed off at home for a bit...
CraigCuttlefish > welcome back young lady im glad you are here
DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh... What's with him?
MC.Princess > Sorry, squid's outta the bag. He brought out his top secret Octarian file and everything
DJ_Hyperfresh > ...
MC.Princess > That's on me, Marina. I never meant to dig into your past
DJ_Hyperfresh > Um...
MC.Princess > See old dude here used to fight against the Octarians
CraigCuttlefish > no fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. i dont see species
MC.Princess > See? everything's totally cool. kinda
DJ_Hyperfresh > ...
CraigCuttlefish > you are so articulate marina
DJ_Hyperfresh > wow
MC.Princess > Sorry... I mean, I always knew you were different, even if we never talked about it. I always figured...you know... with the jokes and stuff...
DJ_Hyperfresh > I never knew how to talk to you about it. Do you think...
DJ_Hyperfresh > Do you think I'll still be welcome in Inkopolis? Once everyone knows I'm an Octoling?
MC.Princess > ARE YOU KIDDING? Of course you will! everyone loves you!
DJ_Hyperfresh > Thanks, Pearlie. ;__;
MC.Princess > OK stop it with the waterworks before I change my mind
CraigCuttlefish > agent 8 is also an octarian but also appreciates the inkantation
MC.Princess > It all makes sense now
DJ_Hyperfresh > I could tell right away that Agent 8 had also been touched by the Calamari Inkantation.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Once our souls have been freed, there's no way we can continue to live under the oppression of Octarian society.
MC.Princess > Which is why we all need to work together
DJ_Hyperfresh > Agent 8, if you're reading this, we believe in you. Keep going. We'll do everything in our power to get you out of there.
DJ_Hyperfresh > ;__;
MC.Princess > OK shut it down
Session 8
CraigCuttlefish > ILL BE BACK
MC.Princess > You've got your caps lock key on again, old man
CraigCuttlefish > ill be back
MC.Princess > Aight
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.
DJ_Hyperfresh > What's going on, Pearl?
MC.Princess > Just trying to teach an old squid new tricks. Cap here was typing in all caps again
DJ_Hyperfresh > That makes sense. You've got a knack for teaching. ♪
MC.Princess > What do you mean?
CraigCuttlefish > how do I make music notes
MC.Princess > Just click the smiley face to bring up the emoji panel. It's in there somewhere
DJ_Hyperfresh > Haha, remember when we first met, Pearl? I had just come to the surface, and I didn't understand Inkopolis at all. You taught me everything I needed to know.
MC.Princess > LOL yeah. I remember thinking you were some country bumpkin when we first met on Mt. Nantai.
CraigCuttlefish > ♪
DJ_Hyperfresh > I went to Mount Nantai every day for a week, just hoping you would show up again.
MC.Princess > Bahaha yeah, I thought you were a stalker. I remember you singing when I showed up and then out of nowhere you were all like "LET'S START A BAND!"
DJ_Hyperfresh > I just had a feeling about you. I guess it worked out, cause look at us now!
MC.Princess > I mean, that first song you showed me was fire, so I had to say yes
MC.Princess > Actually, I think I still have the file on my desktop. One sec...
MC.Princess > Boom
MC.Princess > Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh
DJ_Hyperfresh > HAHA YES. I haven't heard this in forever. This is the demo version of Ebb & Flow!
CraigCuttlefish > How do I make question marks
MC.Princess > You still here?
MC.Princess > The question mark should be in the bottom right of your keyboard. Knock yourself out
MC.Princess > LOL Marina I just remembered you made that entire demo using that half-busted keyboard you had. But somehow the hook was still dope
DJ_Hyperfresh > Couldn't have done it without you...and that ridiculous recording studio you have in your house. Those old-school drum machines are legit.
CraigCuttlefish > ?
MC.Princess > We're saying we could tell the track was bumpin. Try to keep up cap
DJ_Hyperfresh > I think maybe he's just... Actually, nevermind.
MC.Princess > Sorry about him.
DJ_Hyperfresh > I was shocked the first time I heard you rap. I thought for sure you were gonna be wack tbh, but once you started spittin I was like, "dang, this munchkin got bars."
MC.Princess > Haha shut up. Never underestimate the Pearl. aka MC Reverse Psychology, aka MC Danger Noodle
CraigCuttlefish > ???//?????////??/
MC.Princess > She's the DJ, I'm the rapper is what I'm saying, Cap! What don't you get about this?!
DJ_Hyperfresh > Anyway, I know we talk a lot of smack on the show and all, but I just wanted to say thanks. For everything.
Session 9
CraigCuttlefish > My name is Cuttlefish, but I don't cuddle with fish. My only wish is for a delicious dish.
MC.Princess > Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Hey! ♪
MC.Princess > Yooo
CraigCuttlefish > Hello there
DJ_Hyperfresh > What are you guys up to?
MC.Princess > Just workshopping some rhymes
MC.Princess > The captain decided he wants to be a rapper, but he's not exactly comin correct with these rhymes yet
CraigCuttlefish > No fan of hip-hop is a foe of mine. I don't see genre.
DJ_Hyperfresh > I know! Let's look at one of Pearl's old verses. Back before she knew anything about meter or rhythm...
DJ_Hyperfresh >Who need friends on this dark, cold night?
Not this rhymin' soldier—I'm a stark, bold knight!
On a higher level up here, can you feel me?
This Pearl's one of a kind, but my fam knows the real me!
CraigCuttlefish > Ooh this is on fire. You are a sickly rapper Pearl.
MC.Princess > Thanks?
MC.Princess > This is back when I was first comin up, before Marina and I met. I may not have known what I was doing, but I had heart
MC.Princess > Haha, remember this one? It only sold like 1000 copies...digital AND physical
MC.Princess > rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8
DJ_Hyperfresh > I always liked this one... What's it called again?
MC.Princess > "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin"
DJ_Hyperfresh > LOL that's right. I remember the stations refused to play it. For obvious reasons.
MC.Princess > But right after that we formed Off the Hook and recorded Ebb & Flow. That song sold like crabby cakes
CraigCuttlefish > Off what hook now?
MC.Princess > You seriously don't know? Geez old man. It's the name of the group me and Marina are in
CraigCuttlefish > Is it fresh?
MC.Princess > is it fresh? Come on my dude
MC.Princess > But furreal tho, the reviews of our first show had me worried for a minute there
DJ_Hyperfresh > Yeah, they described me as "the tall exotic-looking girl standing next to Pearl."
MC.Princess > BAHAHA
MC.Princess > Yeah, after that first show, the few fans I had kinda fell off
MC.Princess > But we won em back eventually.
MC.Princess > Good thing we did, or this Inkopolis News gig never woulda happened
DJ_Hyperfresh > Yeah, luckily our fourth single was a hit, right around the time Callie and Marie decided to move on
MC.Princess > We got really lucky with that Squid Sisters timing
CraigCuttlefish > Squid Sisters?
MC.Princess > Yeah cap, aren't those your grandkids?
MC.Princess > You know...
MC.Princess > File:Octo Expansion chat session 8 image.png
CraigCuttlefish > That reminds me. I should probably check in with them soon.
MC.Princess > They're probs worried about you
DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm sure they're keeping busy. I mean, their solo careers got so big, they outgrew Inkopolis News!
MC.Princess > Yo we've gotta up our networking game for real. We can't do Inkopolis News forever
DJ_Hyperfresh > Well we already have an offer from Humpback Pump Track to shoot a commercial. Once you learn how to ride without training wheels, of course.
MC.Princess > ...
Session 10
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.
MC.Princess > AYYYYYYYYYYYY
DJ_Hyperfresh > Sup, gurrrrrrrrrrrl.
CraigCuttlefish > Welcome back ♪
MC.Princess > So, I went back to Inkopolis Square to buy some juice, and like
MC.Princess > There's a bunch of Octolings just hanging out!
CraigCuttlefish > The Octarians are upon us
DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm so happy! It's all the Octolings who were reborn when they heard the Calamari Inkantation!
CraigCuttlefish > No fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine. I don't see species.
MC.Princess > Yeah... anyway, this is amazing!
DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm sure the Octolings will pick up the ins and outs of Inkling culture in no time! And hopefully add some of their own flavor too. ^_^
MC.Princess > YESSSSS I can't wait to hear more Octarian music bumpin thru the city
MC.Princess > You think they'll want in on turf war?
DJ_Hyperfresh > Of course!
MC.Princess > NOICE!!!1!
CraigCuttlefish > TURF WAR? I KNEW IT THE NEXT GREAT TURF WAR HAS BEGUN
MC.Princess > Naw cap. It aint like that
MC.Princess > Kids from our generation treat turf war battles like a sport. You know, for fun?
CraigCuttlefish > Is that so? ♪
DJ_Hyperfresh > And it sounds like some of them are already working for Grizzco!
MC.Princess > Dang. Makes sense tho. "The enemy of my enemy" and all that
DJ_Hyperfresh > Except we're not enemies...
MC.Princess > True that. You reading all this, 8? The sooner you get outta there, the sooner we can turf war it up together!
Bonus Track
MC.Princess > I'm still zonked from pulling an all-nighter for the Splatfest... Gonna nap bye
■Webmaster■ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom.
DJ_Hyperfresh > Sorry, me too >__<
CraigCuttlefish > As you wish
DJ_Hyperfresh > C ya
■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom.
CraigCuttlefish > ??♪?♪?♪?☺☺☺☺
■Webmaster■ > Agent 2 has joined the chatroom.
Agent 2 > Huh?
Agent 2 > Hellooo?
CraigCuttlefish > agent two
Agent 2 > Wait... Gramps?!
■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has left the chatroom.
■Webmaster■ > CraigCuttlefish has joined the chatroom.
Agent 2 > Whoa, Gramps, calm down
Agent 2 > What's the deal with this chatroom? Ew... This isn't like a dating site, is it?
Agent 2 > No, that would be... ew.
Agent 2 > Where are you right now?
Agent 2 > Is Agent 3 with you?
CraigCuttlefish > We're both fine. Just protecting Inkopolis
Agent 2 > I'm so glad you're okay. I haven't heard from you in a while.
Agent 2 > Any idea when you'll be home?
CraigCuttlefish > Not sure
Agent 2 > Should I put dinner together?
CraigCuttlefish > Already ate
Agent 2 > Come on, no you didn't...
Agent 2 > Work's really busy right now, so if you don't come home soon...
CraigCuttlefish > seaweed stew
CraigCuttlefish > that sounds good
Agent 2 > Seaweed stew it is. I'll have it ready for you, k?
Agent 2 > Alright, I'll be at Cuttlefish Cabin whenever you decide to come back. Take care of yourself, Gramps. And stay fresh.
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Trivia
One of Pearl's nicknames for Marina, "DJ Cold Breakfast", is a reference to the European Splatfest from November 2017, which was between Warm Breakfast vs. Cold Breakfast. Marina sponsored Team Cold.
