Salsa vs. Guacamole

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Salsa vs. Guac
S2 Splatfest Salsa vs Guac.png
Team   Salsa   Guac
Region North America, Oceania
Start 17 November 2018, 04:00 UTC
End 18 November 2018, 04:00 UTC
Score method category tally
Result type combined
Popularity % Expression error: Missing operand for -.%
Wins % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Solo wins % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Team wins % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Normal clout % Expression error: Missing operand for -.%
Pro clout % Expression error: Missing operand for -.%
Score Expression error: Unexpected < operator. Expression error: Unexpected < operator.
Winner
Region
Start 6 May 2024, 13:38 UTC
End 7 May 2024, 13:38 UTC
Popularity % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Wins % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Solo wins % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Team wins % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Normal clout % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Pro clout % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Score Expression error: Unexpected < operator. Expression error: Unexpected < operator.
Winner
Region
Start 6 May 2024, 13:38 UTC
End 7 May 2024, 13:38 UTC
Popularity % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Wins % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Solo wins % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Team wins % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Normal clout % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Pro clout % Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".%
Score Expression error: Unexpected < operator. Expression error: Unexpected < operator.
Winner

Salsa vs. Guac is an upcoming Splatfest event in Splatoon 2. It will be held in North America and Oceania on 17 November 2018. It was announced on 9 November 2018 at 08:00 UTC in-game. The results will be given on 18 November 2018.

Gallery

Dialogue

English

Salsa vs. Guac

Announcement

Pearl's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk.png

“What's your favorite chip dip? Salsa or guacamole?”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

“Mmmmm... Guacamole.”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

“Complex flavor, brilliant color, heavenly mouthfeel...”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Attention.png

“Plus it's high in fiber!”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

“...”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

“Good argument, Marina. You almost had me.”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression GoodGrief.png

“But then I remembered that guac is for boring people with bad taste.”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

“Think about it. Salsa absolutely DESTROYS guacamole.”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk.png

“It's spicier. It's cheaper. It's...not green.”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk.png

“Why do you think they give you salsa and chips at restaurants?”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression GoodGrief.png

“Because restaurant owners know that guacamole is the worst.”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

“No, they give salsa away because it's cheap. They couldn't sell it if they tried.”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

“Guac is more expensive because it's good. It's the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Point.png

“Your face is the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

“...”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

“OK.”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk.png

“What about you at home? Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!”
Marina
“-”
NOA


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WARNING! SPOILERS!
This section includes spoilers regarding an upcoming Splatoon 2 Splatfest.

Results (Salsa win)

Pearl's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Pearl
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“SALSA TOO HOT TO HANDLE!”
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

“Nooooo!”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Angry.png

“Don't step to the spice, if you can't pay the price!”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Angry.png

“Team Guac got rocked, Hot salsa paradise!”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

“Splat me now...”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Happy.png

“YAYUH! We did it, Team Salsa!”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”
NOA


Results (Guac win)

Pearl's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

“YEEEEEEAH! GUAC ROCKS!”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Angry.png

“OH COME ON!”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Angry.png

“This Clout system is busted! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!”
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

“That's three wins in a row for me. I CAN'T BE CONTAINED!”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

“And you know what, Pearlie?”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

“Ugh. What?”
Marina
“-”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

“I'm gonna win the next one too! BOOYAHAHAHAHA!”
NOA
Pearl
“-”
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the square!”
NOA
Pearl
Pearl Expression Talk.png

“...”
Marina
“-”
NOA


French (Canada)

Salsa (Salsa) vs. Guac (Guacamole)

Announcement

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk.png

« Dans quoi préfères-tu tremper tes chips? De la salsa ou du guacamole? »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Happy.png

« Hmmm... Du guacamole. »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Happy.png

« La saveur exquise, la couleur éclatante, l'excellente texture en bouche! »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Attention.png

« Et en plus, c'est plein de fibres! »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

« ... »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

« Bon argument, Coralie. Tu m'as presque convaincue. »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression GoodGrief.png

« Mais je me suis rappelé que le guac, c'est pour ceux qui y ont pas de goût. »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

« Penses-y un peu. La salsa est bien PLUS supérieure à ton guacamole. »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk.png

« Elle est plus épicée. Elle est moins chère. Elle est... pas vert pâle. »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk.png

« Pourquoi tu penses qu'on te DONNE de la salsa avec des chips au restaurant? »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression GoodGrief.png

« Parce que les proprios de restos savent que le guacamole, c'est pas vendeur. »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

« Non, ils donnent de la salsa parce que ça vaut rien. Ils pourraient pas la vendre. »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk.png

« Le guac c'est plus cher, car c'est bon. Comme un dynamo-rouleau pro, quoi! »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Point.png

« T'as reçu un peu trop de coups de dynamo-rouleau pro je crois... »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

« ... »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

« Euh, quoi? »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk.png

« Quelle trempette préfères-tu? Va à la borne festive pour choisir une équipe! »
Coralie
« - »
NOA


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WARNING! SPOILERS!
This section includes spoilers regarding an upcoming Splatoon 2 Splatfest.

Results (Salsa win)

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« LA SALSA EST TROP ÉPICÉE! C'EST POUR ÇA QU'ON A GAGNÉ! »
Coralie
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

« Noooon! »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Angry.png

« Parle pas en mal des piments, si tu peux pas perdre calmement! »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Angry.png

« On dirait que l'équipe du guacamole, de gagner, ils en avaient ras-le-bol! »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

« Éclatez-moi quelqu'un. »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Happy.png

« HAHAHA! On a réussi, l'équipe salsa! »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk.png

« Si tu as participé au festival, n'oublie pas de récupérer tes prix au carré! »
NOA


Results (Guac win)

Perle's Dialogue Coralie's Dialogue Region
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Happy.png

« Gua-ca-mole! Gua-ca-mole! Mes coéquipiers sont mes IDOLES! »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Angry.png

« OH, NON! »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Angry.png

« Le système de contribution est brisé! JE VEUX UN RECOMPTAGE! »
Coralie
Marina Expression Happy.png

« Ça fait trois victoires de suite pour moi! JE SUIS IMBATTABLE! »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

« Et tu sais quoi, ma petite Perle? »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

« Euh, non, mais tu vas le dire pareil, alors vas-y que ça finisse... »
Coralie
« - »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Happy.png

« JE VAIS GAGNER LE PROCHAIN AUSSI! HAHAHAHA! »
NOA
Perle
« - »
Coralie
Marina Expression Talk.png

« Si tu as participé au festival, n'oublie pas de récupérer tes prix au carré! »
NOA
Perle
Pearl Expression Talk.png

« ... »
Coralie
« - »
NOA


Spanish (Latin America)

Salsa (Salsa) vs. Guac (Guacamole)

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk.png

«¿Qué aderezo prefieren para la comida? ¿La salsa o el guacamole?»

(What dressing do you prefer for your meal? Salsa or guacamole?)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

«Mmmmm... Guacamole.»
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

«Un sabor complejo, un color intenso, una textura divina...»

(A complex flavor, an intense color, a wonderful texture...)
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Attention.png

«¡Y además tiene fibra!»

(And it also has fiber!)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

«...»
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk LookOther.png

«Buen argumento, Marina. Casi me convences.»

(Good argument, Marina. You almost convinced me.)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression GoodGrief.png

«Pero luego me di cuenta de que el guacamole es de perdedores.»

(But then I realized that guacamole is for losers.)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk Smirk.png

«Piénsalo: ¡la salsa es mil veces mejor que el guacamole!»

(Think about it: salsa is a thousand times better than guacamole!)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk.png

«La salsa pica más. Cuesta menos. Y es menos... este... verde. A veces.»

(Salsa is more spicy. It costs less. And it's less... uhh... green. Sometimes.)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Notes: Unlike in English-speaking regions, where salsa is commonly associated with what is known as salsa roja (red sauce) in Latin America, salsa simply means "sauce" in Spanish. There is a large variety of sauces in Latin American cuisine, including salsa verde (green sauce), which is what Pearl is referencing here.
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk.png

«¿Por qué crees que siempre te regalan salsa en los restaurantes?»

(Why do you think they always give you salsa in restaurants?)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression GoodGrief.png

«Porque el olor del guacamole te quita las ganas de comer.»

(Because the smell of guacamole makes you lose your appetite.)
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

«No, te regalan salsa porque es barata y no hay forma de venderla.»

(No, they give you salsa because it's cheap and there's no way to sell it.)
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

«El guacamole, en cambio, es el rodillo Pro dorado de los aderezos.»

(Guacamole, on the other hand, is the Gold Dynamo Roller of dressings.)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Point.png

«¡Is il ridilli Pri diridi di lis idirizis!»

(Neh neh neh nehnehneh nehneh neh nehneh!)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

«...»
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

«Muy bien, Perla.»

(Okay, Pearl.)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk.png

«¿Qué opinan ustedes? ¡Vayan a la terminal de voto y elijan un equipo!»

(What do you think? Go to the vote terminal and choose a team!)
Marina
«-»
NOA


Ghost.png
WARNING! SPOILERS!
This section includes spoilers regarding an upcoming Splatoon 2 Splatfest.

Results (Salsa win)

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¡DAME UNA VICTORIA CON SALSA ROJA, POR FAVOR!»

(GIVE ME A VICTORY WITH RED SALSA, PLEASE!)
Marina
Marina Expression DisappointedB.png

«¡Nooooo!»

(Nooooo!)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Angry.png

«¡Me llaman chile güero, soy chiquita pero picosa!»

(They call me yellow chili pepper, I'm small but spicy!)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Notes: Güero is also Mexican slang for a person with light skin and/or blond hair, regardless of ethnicity.
Perla
Pearl Expression Angry.png

«¿Guacamole? ¡Guácala! ¡Salsa victoriosa!»

(Guacamole? Gross! Victorious salsa!)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression GoodGriefB.png

«Reviéntenme.»

(Splat me.)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Happy.png

«¡YUJU! ¡Lo logramos, Equipo Salsa!»

(Yoohoo! We did it, Team Salsa!)
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

«¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!»

(If you participated in the Splatfest, collect your prizes at the Square!)
NOA


Results (Guac win)

Perla's Dialogue Marina's Dialogue Region
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

«¡SÍÍÍÍÍ! ¡GUACAMOLE PARA TODOOOS!»

(YEAAAAAH! GUACAMOLE FOR EVERYOOONE!)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Angry.png

«¡¿CÓMO ES POSIBLE?!»

(HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Angry.png

«Este sistema de "aportaciones" está totalmente roto. ¡Exijo un recuento!»

(This "Clout" system is totally broken! I demand a recount!)
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

«¡Ya van tres victorias seguidas! ¡SOY IMPARABLE!»

(It's now been three victories in a row! I'M UNSTOPPABLE!)
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk LookOther.png

«¿Y sabes qué, Perlita?»

(And you know what, Pearlie?)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression DisappointedA.png

«Pfff. ¿Qué?»

(Pfff. What?)
Marina
«-»
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Happy.png

«¡LA PRÓXIMA SERÁ MÍA TAMBIÉN! ¡BUAJAJAJAJA!»

(THE NEXT ONE WILL BE MINE TOO! BWAHAHAHAHA!)
NOA
Perla
«-»
Marina
Marina Expression Talk.png

«¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!»

(If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are at the Square!)
NOA
Perla
Pearl Expression Talk.png

«...»
Marina
«-»
NOA



Trivia

  • This Splatfest marks the first time that the panel image published on social media is inconsistent with the team names in-game; Team Guac (which is called Team Guacamole both in French and Spanish) is labeled 'Guacamole' rather than the abbreviated 'Guac'.

See also