User:As of July,

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Revision as of 02:53, 11 July 2022 by As of July, (talk | contribs) (Had to move my entire edit history from the Sandbox to my user page because your stupid Parsoid/RESTBase server kept on giving me a 404 error upon finding out about me writing about a weird non-canon meme creature I made up today called "the thing".)

hi ∞

sometimes i eat fuzzy ooze

Octarians

Octarians have hair. Proof is below ↓

woot
Ah yes, Octarians have hair now. ∞∞∞

Gallery of Octarians not having hair

actually this doesn't exist.

Moving on

Call a spade a ♠, they're the same thing

because they are the same thing

duh

Not calling a spade a ♠ even though they're the same thing

what

Where's the ♠?

uhhhh

Calling a spade that's a shovel a ♠ even they're not the same thing because a spade is slightly different than a shovel and that a shovel and a ♠ are somewhat different

OK shut it down

THE THING

What the thing is

The thing is a Stinger that just shoots from more and more pans. It can deplete almost all of your health, if not insta-kill you.

It cannot be stopped

Just run for it

A normal Stinger. It's easier to tell that "the thing" is different because it's taller and its pots and pans are different. This image is just shown here for reference.

You'll definitely be safer

WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY safer

On the other hand, Mr. Grizz will be very angry at you.

Very angry

VERY ANGRY