User:DatNuttySquid

Splatfest Ideas

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue	Region
Callie “What do people like to be called?”	Marie “Let's refer to the masses!”	NOA
Callie “On one side, something short and sweet... NICKNAMES!”	Marie “And on the other, what your mama gave you... FULL NAMES!”	NOA
Callie “Nicknames are the best, right Mar?”	Marie “Whatever you say, Cal.”	NOA
Callie “Actually, Callie is already a nickname!”	Marie “What?! I didn't know that!”	NOA
Callie “It's short for Callista.”	Marie “Well, you learn something new every day.”	NOA
Callie “And I guess you're on Team Full Name, then?”	Marie “Of course!”	NOA
Callie “-”	Marie “My mom picked my name out. I have to honor her memory.”	NOA
Callie “...You do know your mom is still alive, right?”	Marie “-”	NOA

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue	Region
Callie “This is the ultimate video game showdown!”	Marie “Speed VS ...plumbing?”	NOA
Callie “On one side, the man who started it all... MARIO!”	Marie “And on the other, the fastest hedgehog alive... SONIC!”	NOA
Callie “-”	Marie “So what side are you on, Callie?”	NOA
Callie “Team Mario, of course! Without him, we wouldn't even be here!”	Marie “-”	NOA
Callie “And I guess you're on Team Sonic, right?”	Marie “Obviously! You have to be speedy in a turf war.”	NOA
Callie “-”	Marie “Otherwise, you'll get splatted!”	NOA
Callie “You have no respect for our roots.”	Marie “-”	NOA

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue	Region
Callie “This is it! The Splatfest you've all been waiting for!”	Marie “Which Squid Sister reigns supreme?”	NOA
Callie “The gorgeous, beautiful, and hilarious... CALLIE!”	Marie “Or the equally gorgeous and much more brilliant... MARIE!”	NOA
Callie “-”	Marie “What makes you think the squids at home will vote for you, Callie?”	NOA
Callie “Duh! My puns are the best!”	Marie “Riiiiiight...”	NOA
Callie “You could say I'm quite PUNNY!”	Marie “Or maybe we won't.”	NOA
Callie “And why will they vote for you, Marie?”	Marie “Well, the choice is obvious.”	NOA
Callie “-”	Marie “And if they don't vote for me, I'll just splat them!”	NOA
Callie “What?!”	Marie “Relax, I'm just kidding.”	NOA
Callie “If you say so...”	Marie “-”	NOA