User:Tons-of-ducks

hi hello

im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.

the reason im here is because i get angry whenever i see something misspelled and i have the urge to translate things from japanese into english if they aren't already. also im hyped for s3.

other games i like include TF2 (bonk), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), Ori (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense)

weapons i main:

• Custom Dualie Squelchers
• Octo Shot Replica
• E-liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here]
• Hero Dualie Replicas

how i got into splatoon:

i dont remember a lot but i got into around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge

and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though

some other things you might wanna know:

things i like about splatoon:

• i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
• my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
• favorite bands are dedf1sh, off the hook, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) _{(no seriously i just might please nintendo)}
• i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
• cute cephalopods

things about me:

• im on the autism spectrum
• my favorite / comfort food is cookie dough ice cream
• i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
• i have a pixilart, you can find it here

splatfest choices

never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i did participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever

S2

NA & international fests:

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  Team Ice Cream: cookie dough is so yummy, also cookies n cream

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  Team Ketchup: mayo is only good on chicken sandwiches. ketchup goes with more things. also it tastes better, so there's that.

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  Team Flight: seems more useful, as much as i wanna go into a store and steal all the food. plus with flight, you dont have to use cars, and i dont have a driver's license yet soooooo

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  Team Vampire: vampires are more terrifying than werewolves. also they're probably easier to splat (i dunno if i can say the other thing here)

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  Team Sci-Fi: i mostly read historical fiction, but i like sci-fi better cus of the technology n stuff.

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  Neutral: both suck and sound extremely itchy. as a person with sensory issues, i hate itchy things. though the icon for team sweater is adorable.

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  Team Comedy: i like the comedy genre better than the action one. except for scenes where the main character gets embarrassed.

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  Team Love: i feel like if we didnt make fun of each other for things we cant control, we could achieve more.

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  Team Egg: what Marina said about evolution over the course of generations makes sense to me. the egg probably came first. but why do we care???

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  Team Baseball: seems more fun than soccer. also pearl kinda reminds me of scout

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  Neither: tmnt is weird, man

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  Team No Pulp: pulp has a weird texture, and i dont like foods with weird textures

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  Neither: both. both are adorable.

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  Neither: just use a spork bro, solves this whole problem

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  Team Modern: eh, i just like the style better. both are cool tho.

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  Team Trick: where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg my least favorite neighbor's house? (screw u kim >:D)

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  Team Guac: guac tastes better. unless is super spicy or liquidy. i hate liquidy guacamole.

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  Neither: i just like whatever characters i like, not really based on whether they're heroes or villains

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  Team Friend: i'd probably hang out with my friends. but i dunno, i havent moved out of my parent's place yet. also pearl and marina's alt color schemes are rad.

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  Team Pancake: pancakes are yummier somehow. and waffle irons are hard to clean. and what marina said about pancakes being scared of toppings isnt true >:(

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  Team Knight: i want a giant sword to stab people with, that sounds awesome (that made me sound like a 5-year-old...)

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  Team Hare: "slow and steady wins the race" isn't true when it comes to actual races. just go as fast as you can, you'll probably be fine. probably.

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  Team Teleportation: teleportation sounds more convenient. no time paradoxes for me, thanks

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  Neither: not really interested in either one.

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  Team Order: too much of either is bad, but if it's more order than chaos, i'll like it

EU fests:

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  Team Front Roll: i just prefer it that way, no fancy reason

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  Neither: both are yummy (man i want pancakes and coffee...)

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  Team Book: whenever i watch TV my entire family wants to watch with me. when i read books i dont have to share it with anyone. (The BFG will always be my favorite)

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  Team Gherk-OUT: blehhhhhh pickles taste gross :(

• File:S2 Salty vs. Sweet Official Promo.jpeg

  Neither: both are good

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  Team Adventure: i wanna climb up the hills near my house... just once...

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  Neither: i dont know which i do, do i guess im neutral???

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  Neither: both have tons of detriments. i cant eat ice cream whenever i want right now, and when im an adult, i hafta do taxes n stuff

JA fests:

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  Team Rock: pop music mostly sounds the same to me. also have you heard The Dream Is Over from PUP? so good.

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  Team McNuggets: mcdonalds fries are disgusting, they arent well done and theyre unevenly salted >:(

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  Neither: i dont know what it means. what does it meaaaan

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  Team Lemon: lemon is really yummy, also i think it's good for you? yup, just googled it, reduces risk of cancer apparently so that's awesome

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  Team Outer Wear: i just really like these 2 jackets i have ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  Neither: havent read all the sploon manga yet

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  Team Dango: never had it but it looks really gooooooood

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  Team Most Popular: if it's popular, that probably means it's really good.

• File:S2 Unknown Creature vs. Advanced Technology Official Promo.jpeg

  Team New Lifeform: more species!!! also we probably haven't discovered something that tastes really good...........

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  Team Cinnamoroll, Team Pompompurin, Team My Melody (in order of fests): i like them better. pompompurin is the cutest i cant

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  Neither: arent they the same thing in different shapes??? seems pointless to be fighting over it

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  Neither: never tried it, and it honestly looks gross

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  Neither: again, same thing, different shape.

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  Neither: havent seen this trope a lot, so i cant really pick. also yes, i go on TV Tropes.

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  Neither: dont watch baseball, let alone japanese baseball ("this ball is long gone, just like the ex-girlfriend who never returned! home run!!!" -some baseball announcer dude)

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  Team No Pineapple: never had subuta but i dont think pineapple would go well in it

place where i put pictures with funny captions

i was bored, ok?

pictures that are mine:

• File:Paul with a mop.png

  it's paul with a mop (wow) _{(look at him go)}

pictures that arent mine:

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  dancing boi

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  the most low-quality thing i've ever seen

• File:S3 Li’l Judd.jpeg

  he is an evil munchkin

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  bro it's the squid sisters in paris how cool and cute is that

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  OH CRAP WHAT DID THEY DO???

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  she is glamorous

tags

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This user is a fan of Pearl.

This user is a fan of Turquoise October.

This user is a fan of Diss-Pair.

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