User:Tons-of-ducks

hi hello

im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.

the reason im here is because:

A) i get pissed off whenever i see something that doesn't look formal enough (example: using second person when talking about the player. please stop doing that people.),

B) Japanese translations are missing and/or incorrect,

C) music article key signatures are missing and/or incorrect (i have perfect pitch so i edit stuff like that a lot),

and D) splatoon is my hyperfixation.

other games i like include TF2 (bonk), League of Legends (yes, people on there can be rude, but there are still nice people too), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), the Ori games (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense.)

weapons i main:

• Custom Dualie Squelchers (S2)
• Octo Shot Replica (S2)
• E-Liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here] (S2)
  • they should've kept it with ink storm in splatoon 3. WHY DID THEY GIVE IT WAVE BREAKER OF ALL THINGS.
• Splat Charger (S3) [insert another comedic sniper reference here]
• Splash-o-Matic (S3)
• Dualie Squelchers (S3)
• N-ZAP '89 (S3)

how i got into splatoon:

i dont remember a lot (my memory is trash) but i first got into it around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge

and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though.

some other things you might wanna know:

things i like about splatoon:

• i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
• my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
• THE MUSIC. MY GOD, IT'S SO GOOD.
  • favorite bands are dedf1sh, turquoise october, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) _{(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now im crying)}
• i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
• cute cephalopods
• big man
• BANG BING.

things i don't like about splatoon:

• people who don't like idols for petty reasons (pearl and frye are beautiful the way they are <3)
• "A communication error has occured."
• one-way ride through target town. the whole damn thing.
• no squidbeatz in spoon 3. >:(

things about me:

• i have a pixilart, you can find it here
• i'm also a troper on TV Tropes. yes, it ruined my life.
• im on the autism spectrum
• i know english (native), some japanese (my parents forced me to learn it), and some hindi

things i like:

• my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
• favorite bands / music artists include Patricia Taxxon, AJR, Graham Kartna, and Louie Zong
• art, music, psychology, linguistics, history, and trivia stuff

things i don't like:

• people who hate on people for liking something without a good reason why they hate it ^{like, you can have personal preferences and crap, but leave the people who actually like something you dont alone}
• doing dishes.
• elon musk.
• actually, just capitalism in general.

in-game data

splatoon 2

username: ahiru_onna

main weapons: see above

Octo Canyon: 1000% complete

Octo Expansion: beat the main story, haven't 1000% completed it yet

splatoon 3

username: TOD13

splashtag name: celestial avocado roll

main weapons: see above

Return of the Mammalians: 1000%

smallfry name: Mushy

splatfest choices

never participated in any splatfests until splatoon 3.

i was going to make a separate page for this, but it wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever.

Splatfest	Team I Chose	Winning Team	Reason Why I Chose The Team
Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors	Scissors	Rock	out of the 3, scissors are the best form of self defense.
Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun	Grub	Gear	if im gonna be stuck on some random island for god knows how long, i may as well have some snacky things
Grass vs. Fire vs. Water	Fire	Water	https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro
Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour	Sweet	Sweet	all the best foods are sweet or savory, but that's not one of the options, so sweet it is
Dark Chocolate vs. Milk Chocolate vs. White Chocolate	Milk Chocolate	White Chocolate	dark chocolate is too bitter. white chocolate is pretty good, but i like milk choco better.
Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot	Nessie	Nessie	nessie seems like the most likely to exist/have existed. also my scottish ancestors will smite me if i don't choose nessie.

splatfests i couldn't partake in but support

splatoon 1 (im editing this part rn)

Splatfest	Region	Team I Support	Winning Team	Reason I Support the Team
Cats vs. Dogs	NA	Cats	Dogs	i have four cats. so yeah.
Rock vs. Pop	EU	Rock	Rock	i listen to more rock and pop music is kind of boring.
Rice vs. Bread	JP	Bread	Rice	i like both but i eat way more bread.
Roller Coasters vs. Water Slides	NA	Neither	Roller Coasters	i don't trust roller coasters or water slides.
Eating vs. Sleeping	EU	Both	Eating	both. both is good.
Red Fox vs. Green Tanuki	JP	Neither	Red Fox	neither sound appetizing, i just like instant noodles
Marshmallows vs. Hot Dogs	NA	Marshmallows	Marshmallows	do you know anyone who actually roasts hot dogs over a campfire? no? didn't think so
North Pole vs. South Pole	EU	Neither	South Pole	man they weren't lying when they said EU fests were weird...
Lemon Tea vs. Milk Tea	JP	Milk Tea	Milk Tea	lemon tea is too strong of a lemon flavor. also i like bubble tea. also also the ink colors lmao
Autobots vs. Decepticons	NA	Neither	Decepticons	don't watch transformers.
Singing vs. Dancing	EU	Both	Singing	i like singing! im not good at dancing but dancing is awesome
Grasshopper vs. Ant	JP	Ant	Grasshopper	i tend to get homework/chores done right away, unless i forget
Art vs. Science	NA	Both	Art	i do digital art a lot. science is really interesting
Messy vs. Tidy	EU	Both	Messy	my room is messy but my desk is clean. so that's ironic.
Boke vs. Tsukkomi	JP	Both	Tsukkomi	im both. depends on the context.
Cars vs. Planes	NA	Planes	Cars	cars are the worst. we shouldn't have to have a car to go to places. that's why walkable cities are better. planes are fine though.
Squid vs. Octopus	JP	Both	Squid	they taste the same, and they're both delicious
Pirates vs. Ninjas	NA	Pirates	Pirates	do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate
Zombies vs. Ghosts	EU	Both	Ghosts	i can't choose, they're both cool!
Love vs. Money	JP	Love	Love	i am very lonely. :(
Burgers vs. Pizza	NA	Both	Burgers	again, i can't choose, why would they force us to choose between these two delicious things
Delicious vs. Disgusting	EU	Neither	Disgusting	i haven't tried pineapple on pizza before, so i can't really say if it's good or not

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This user loves drawing!

This user is a fan of Pearl.

This user is a fan of Frye.

This user is a fan of Turquoise October.

This user is a fan of Diss-Pair.

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