User:Lapsem

Lapsem
Movie-Lovin' Inkbrush User

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Lapsem
Movie-Lovin' Inkbrush User

Species	Octoling
Age	Classified
Gender	Male
Location	Splatsville
Favorite Weapon	Inkbrush
Total Playtime	1,240+ hours

Hello, there.

I was an N-ZAP '89 main back in Splatoon 2, but I've switched to the Inkbrush in Splatoon 3.

A few of the noteworthy things that I've done on here:

• Created the List of Tableturf Battle rivals in Splatoon 3 page
• Rewrote the Badge page to use grids to display the badges
• Wrote in the text of the Alterna Logs (but not their formatting)
• Wrote in almost all of Murch's Splatoon 3 English quotes
• Added Splatoon 3's ability/brand chart image on the Ability page
• Created the following templates:
  • Template:After Alterna, which used User:Phorsa's formatting
  • Template:UserWeapon
  • Template:TableturfSpaces, which uses User:6-Frisk's diamond-shape formatting
  • Template:UserBrand

If you look for me elsewhere on the Internet, chances are you won't find me. When it comes to social media, I'm a ghost.

Splatfest performances
Name	My Pick	My Rationale	Ultimate Rank	Did I Win?
Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors	Rock	The Earth is a gigantic rock. Say what you will about paper and scissors, but everything rests on rock.	Ruler +???	Yes
Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun	Grub	The human body can't survive for long without food.	Ruler +1	No
Grass vs. Fire vs. Water	Water	I don't play Pokemon anymore, but no known organism can survive without water.	Ruler +1	Yes
Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour	Spicy	A younger me would break for Sweet, but I've been making a point of leaving my comfort zone lately.	Ruler +3	No
Dark vs. Milk vs. White	Milk	Dark chocolate is unbearably bitter, and white chocolate I seldom ever have. Sure, milk's what most folks I know would pick, but it's what I like.	Ruler +3	No
Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot	Aliens	Choosing Nessie or Bigfoot would confine those creatures to only one planet, while with Aliens, it could be a whole cosmos full of life!	Ruler +2	No
Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage	Power	All of the knowledge and bravery in the world doesn't mean anything if you can't put it to any meaningful use.	Ruler +2	Yes
Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip	Vanilla	It's always been my favorite flavor, ever since I was a little kid.	Ruler +4	Yes
Money vs. Fame vs. Love	Love	I've always had a few close friends throughout my life instead of a large, impersonal coterie of admirers. Connection is more genuine that way, and there'll always be things that money can't buy you.	Ruler +1	No
Shiver vs. Frye vs. Big Man	Shiver	She seems more level-headed than Frye, and Big Man's shy and easygoing nature doesn't mesh well for being a desert bandit.	Ruler +4	Yes

Voice actor headcanons
File:S3 Icon Callie.png	Brenda Song
File:S2 Icon C.Q. Cumber.png	Tom Kenny
File:S3 Icon Cuttlefish.png	Ke Huy Quan
File:S3 Icon Mr Grizz 2.png	David Harbour
File:S2 Icon Iso Padre.png	Keith David
File:S3 Icon Marie.png	Stephanie Hsu
	Janelle Monáe
	John DiMaggio
	Lewis Hamilton
File:S3 Icon DJ Octavio.png	Michael Shannon
	Tom Kenny
File:S2 Icon Telephone.png	Mark Hamill

Made-up Tableturf Battle Cards
13 Pearl

This user cleared After Alterna!

This user doesn't hate Clam Blitz, and never understood why so many people seem to.

This user is a fan of Dedf1sh.

This user thinks that Flyfish are a huge pain in the butt.

Big Shots, too.

This user is a fan of ω-3.

This user wields the Inkbrush!

This user wields the Annaki Splattershot Nova!