Fork vs. Spoon

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Fork vs. Spoon​

Fork vs. Spoon

Team	Fork	Spoon
Region	North America and Oceania
Start	25 August 2018, 04:00 UTC
End	26 August 2018, 04:00 UTC
Score method	category tally
Result type	combined
Popularity	46.80%	53.2%
Wins	%	%
Solo wins	51.62%	48.38%
Team wins	50.31%	49.69%
Normal clout	%	%
Pro clout	%	%
Score	2	1
Winner	Fork
Region
Start	29 May 2024, 15:00 UTC
End	30 May 2024, 15:00 UTC
Popularity	%	%
Wins	%	%
Solo wins	%	%
Team wins	%	%
Normal clout	%	%
Pro clout	%	%
Score
Winner
Region
Start	29 May 2024, 15:00 UTC
End	30 May 2024, 15:00 UTC
Popularity	%	%
Wins	%	%
Solo wins	%	%
Team wins	%	%
Normal clout	%	%
Pro clout	%	%
Score
Winner

Fork vs. Spoon was a Splatfest event in Splatoon 2. It was held in North America and Oceania. It was announced on 18 August 2018. The results were given on 26 August 2018.

Details

Fork vs. Spoon featured the 13th Shifty Station layout, "NuriSwitch".

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  Shifty Station

Gallery

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• File:S2 Splatfest Fork win.jpg
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• File:Team fork shirt front.PNG
• File:Team spoon shirt front.PNG
• File:S2 Fork vs. Spoon Colors.jpg
• File:Fork jellyfish.PNG
• File:Spoon jellyfish.PNG

Dialogue

English

Announcement

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Which utensil is more useful? The fork or the spoon?!”	Marina “Oooh!”	NOA
Pearl “How is this even a question?! FORKS ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY!”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “Forks are sophisticated and versatile. They can stab, they can scoop.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “Spoons are just tiny shovels. The utensil of cavesquids and gillbreathers.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “Please. You can eat more foods with a spoon than with a useless fork.”	NOA
Pearl “Mac and cheese? Fork.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “Breakfast cereal? Fork.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “Mayonnaise? Fork.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “...OK, I'm gonna ignore the mayo thing because that's just weird.”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “But really? A fork? For cereal?”	NOA
Pearl “For cereal. Forks leave you with more milk to drink at the end.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “OK, what about applesauce? How are you gonna eat applesauce with a fork?”	NOA
Pearl “Um... Forks force you to eat applesauce slower and savor the flavor.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “Plus it, like, uh...aerates the applesauce and lets it breathe and junk.”	Marina “HAHA. OK. Now you're just making stuff up.”	NOA
Pearl “Whatevs. Your palate isn't sophisticated enough to tell the difference.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “But have fun trying to eat spaghetti with a spoon.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “What about you at home? Are you as delusional as Pearl?”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “If so, head to the Splatfest terminal and choose Team Fork!”	NOA

Results

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “YAYERRRRRRR!”	Marina “Ugh... Again?!”	NOA
Pearl “Stick a fork in 'em, we rip spoons outta mouths, stick a cork in 'em!”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “It's a sign of the tines...”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “The finest minds couldn't line these rhymes with same shine as mines, I'm—”	Marina “OMG. SHUT UP ALREADY, PEARL.”	NOA
Pearl “...”	Marina “...”	NOA
Pearl “Jeez, Reena...”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “Sorry. I'm just getting sick of losing these things. That's three in a row!”	NOA
Pearl “Aww... It'll be OK, Marina. Just stop losing all the time.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”	Marina “-”	NOA

Results if Spoon were to win

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “-”	Marina “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”	NOA
Pearl “That's some BULLCARP.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “Here's the scoop: TEAM SPOON IS UNSTOPPABLE!”	NOA
Pearl “You really need to work on your gloating. Your victory speeches are BOOORING.”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “It's called being a gracious winner.”	NOA
Pearl “-”	Marina “Also, Inkling is my second language, so give me a break.”	NOA
Pearl “...”	Marina “...”	NOA
Pearl “Uh... Anyway!”	Marina “-”	NOA
Pearl “If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are in the Square!”	Marina “-”	NOA

Spanish (Latin America)

Fork (Tenedor) vs. Spoon (Cuchara)

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla «Cúal es el cubierto más útil, ¿el tenedor o la cuchara?» (Which is the most useful cutlery, the fork or the spoon?)	Marina «¡Interesante!» (Interesting!)	NOA
Perla «Qué pregunta tan ridícula, ¡obvio que el tenedor es el más útil!» (What a ridiculous question, of course the fork is the most useful!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «El tenedor es súper versátil. ¡Lo puedes usar para picar y para recoger!» (The fork is super versatile. You can use it to cut and to pick up!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «Mientras que una cuchara no es una vil pala en miniatura.» (While a spoon is not a vile mini shovel.)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «¡Para nada! La cuchara sirve para comer más cosas que un ridículo tenedor.» (Not at all! The spoon can be used to eat more things than a ridiculous fork.)	NOA
Perla «¿Eh? A ver... ¿Pasta con albóndigas? ¡Usas el tenedor!» (Yeah? Let's see... Pasta and meatballs? You use a fork!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «¿Cereal en el desayuno? ¡Te lo comes con el tenedor!» (Cereal for breakfest? You eat it with a fork!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «¿Vas a servir mayonesa? ¡Pues la sirves con el tenedor!» (Are you gonna serve mayonnaise? Then serve it with a fork!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «Pretenderé que no escuché eso de la mayonesa...» (I'll pretend I didn't hear the mayonnaise part...)	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «Pero, ya en serio, ¿¡quién se come el cereal con tenedor!?» (But, seriously, who eats cereal with a fork!?)	NOA
Perla «¡Es lo mejor! ¡Así queda más leche para tomártela al final!» (It's the best! That way, there's more milk left over to drink it all at the end!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «Bueno, ¿qué tal el puré de manzana? ¡Eso no lo puedes comer con tenedor!» (Well, how about applesauce? You don't eat that with a fork!)	NOA
Perla «¡Claro que sí! Con el tenedor, comes más despacio ¡y así se disfruta más!» (Of course you do! With a fork, you eat it slower and enjoy it more that way!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «Y puedes usar los dientes del tenedor para airear el puré y así...» (And you can use the prongs to aerate the sauce and that's how...)	Marina «¡JA, JA, JA! ¡Ya deja de inventar cosas!» (HA, HA, HA! Stop making up stuff!)	NOA
Perla «No es invento. Lo que pasa es que tú no tienes un paladar sofisticado.» (I didn't make it up. The fact of the matter is you don't have a sophisticated palate.)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «¡Que te diviertas tratando de comer espagueti con cuchara!» (Have fun trying to eat spaghetti with a spoon!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «¿Qué opinan ustedes? ¿Son de costumbres tan inusuales como Perla?» (What do you guys think? Do you have really weird habits like Pearl?)	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «Si es así, ¡vayan a la terminal de voto y únanse al Equipo Tenedor!» (If so, go to the vote terminal and join Team Fork!)	NOA

Results

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla «¡VIIIVAAA!» (AAALRIIIGHT!)	Marina «¡Ay! ¡No otra vez!» (Ugh! Not again!)	NOA
Perla «¡Quedaron bien trinchados cuando la cuchara de la boca les quitamos!» (We cut them up when we take their spoons out of their mouths!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «Y aunque lo digan entre dientes...» (And even though they say it between teeth...)	Marina «-»	NOA
Notes: "Dientes" has a double meaning here; it references the part of an organism's anatomy and the tines/prongs of a fork.
Perla «Saben que mis rimas son bien cal...» (They know that my rhymes are so ho...)	Marina «¡Ay, ya cállate, Perla!» (Ugh, shut up already, Pearl!)	NOA
Perla «...»	Marina «...»	NOA
Perla «Uy, no es para tanto, Marina...» (Man, it's not a big deal, Marina...)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «Perdóname. Es que ya estoy harta de perder. ¡Ya van tres derrotas seguidas!» (Forgive me. I'm just sick of losing. It's been three defeats in a row!)	NOA
Perla «Ay, pobrecita, Marinita. ¿Y por qué no tratas de ganar la próxima vez?» (Aww, you poor little thing, Marina. Why don't you try winning the next time?)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!» (If you participated in the Splatfest, collect your prizes at the square!)	Marina «-»	NOA

Results if Spoon were to win

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla «-»	Marina «¡YUPIII!» (WHOOPIEEE!)	NOA
Perla «Aquí hubo trampa...» (This was rigged...)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «¡Una cucharada de tu propia medicina! ¡El Equipo Cuchara es invencible!» (A spoonful of your own medicine! Team Spoon is invincible!)	NOA
Perla «¡Hasta para regodearte eres mala!» (You're even bad at gloating!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «Disculpa, pero prefiero mostrar algo de gracia al vencer...» (Excuse me, but I prefer to show a little graciousness when I win...)	NOA
Perla «-»	Marina «Además, ya sabes que el inkling es mi segundo idioma, así que no te burles.» (Besides, you know that Inkling is my second language, so don't make fun of me.)	NOA
Perla «...»	Marina «...»	NOA
Perla «En fin...» (Anyways...)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!» (If you participated in the Splatfest, collect your prizes at the square!)	Marina «-»	NOA

See also

• List of Splatfests in Splatoon 2

External links

• Nintendo Versus announcement of the event
• Nintendo Versus reminder post for the event
• Nintendo Versus announcement of the winner