Mem cake

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Mem cakes.

Mem cakes are collectibles in Octo Expansion.

Description

Mem cakes are small items modeled after objects and characters from the world of Splatoon.[1] They are said to be physical manifestations of Agent 8's lost memories, and are obtained as rewards for completing stages. They are categorized by the stations that dwell in the lines:

List of mem cakes

Line A series (Inklings)

Inkling Squid

Location: location

At last we meet, my so-called foe.

But is our fate to spray this hate?

Perhaps we'll learn in depths below...

Inkling Girl (Pink)

Location: Roll Out Station

With tresses pink and eyes a blank,

A smile so faint, it hides your feint,

You slip on past—outfoxed! Outflanked!

Inkling Girl (Orange)

Location: Fake Plastic Station

You paint the turf with graceful strokes.

With watchful eye, I breathe a sigh.

From sniper's perch, I go for broke.

Inkling Boy (Green)

Location: Bounce With Me Station

The rolling column splatters all.

A stray shot shakes the trees awake.

The summer turns, here comes the fall.

Inkling Boy (Blue)

Location: Maverick Station

You gaze seaward with azure hope.

Between each blink you calmly think,

As when you use a Splatterscope.

Line B series (Octarians)

Octarian

Location: Wassup 8-Ball Station

The world I knew seems like a trap.

I'm drawn now to the strange and new.

Would my old friends think me a sap?

Twintacle Octotrooper

Location: location

The fat and heavy locks hang low.

They frame your face above a base

Of stumpy leg and pigeon toe.

Octocopter

Location: location

A hilltop picnic, friends and fruit.

Your whirling blades provide us shade.

I raise a hand in mock salute.

Octobomber

Location: location

Destroy your troubles—bombs away!

A tempting thought: bring all to naught.

No wonder your friends tend to stray.

Tentakook

Location: location

You face away, thinking me blind,

Like I don't know what you won't show.

Your love is still clear from behind.

Octopod

Location: location

So principled you might explode,

But when you burst, who's really cursed?

Your loved ones have to bear that load.

Octostamp

Location: location

It seems to you a sly attack,

But for your pains you make no gains.

You only get shot in the back.

Octozeppelin

Location: location

How loftily you float on high,

Suspended there in starry air

As you drip purple passing by.

Tentacle

Location: location

How desolate this star-marked limb.

Is what awaits me this same fate?

I must not dwell; it's much too grim.

Octoling

Location: location

Though parted by the ocean deep,

My oldest friend, we meet again.

I touch your face; you rouse from sleep.

Line C series (Salmonids)

Chum

Location: location

You overwhelm with crowds and throngs.

At every turn, you writhe and churn.

Why can't we simply get along?

Flyfish

Location: location

Now nights grow long; summer abates.

The tides recede as squids stampede.

With fireworks, we celebrate.

Scrapper

Location: location

Your motor whines; the ocean roars.

No ink can halt your firm assault.

Let these invaders know the score.

Stinger

Location: location

When problems stack too tall to see,

Just chip away and, day by day,

You'll grow to live a life carefree.

Steelhead

Location: location

Where love could blossom, spite congeals.

Faced with these thieves, I aim and heave

A cluster bomb right in the feels.

Steel Eel

Location: location

The hunt leads down a winding path.

Tightly coiled and well-oiled,

These dirty squids could use a bath.

Maws

Location: location

Erupting eel glimpses the sky.

Its eyelids squint against the glint

Of sun unseen by creatures shy

Drizzler

Location: location

A sudden drizzle bars my way.

It's no hour for this shower,

But light rain won't ruin my day.

Goldie

Location: location

Each glittered scale shines so bright.

You're my last ditch to strike it rich

And tilt my bank balance aright.

Line D series (objects)

Spawn Point

Location: location

Finality's not what it seems.

When your end comes, rise up and run.

Don't let defeat dissolve your dreams.

Tower

Location: location

I topple from the tower ledge

And choke back tears to see the gears

Eliminate our hard-won edge.

Rainmaker

Location: location

We're torn apart so many times;

I must be bold and keep my hold

To make their team pay for their crimes.

Power Clam

Location: location

When four are one, they make a team.

But one from ten? Uhh, come again?

It's like some kind of fever dream.

Bumper

Location: location

You teach the virtues of the still,

And yet I spurned the lesson learned.

My problem is I have no chill.

Squid Bumper

Location: location

Another squid? I'm gonna hurl.

It's just litter! Please consider

How we Octolings see the world.

Balloon

Location: location

Oblivious, adrift, and round,

You hold inside a tempting prize.

Who doesn't love that popping sound?

Tree

Location: location

To plant a tree's its own reward

After you're gone, it will grow on

In memory, initials scarred.

Line E series (weapons)

Splattershot

Location: location

The polished nozzle gleams and shines.

Unblemished gun reflects the sun.

A good day's match; victory's mine.

Splat Roller

Location: location

I shake the squeegee to and fro.

As I do laps my color saps;

A fair trade for a mighty blow.

Splat Bomb

Location: location

Closer to pyramids than spheres—

Let fly the bombs! A sigh, then calm.

A pillow stained with ink—or tears.

Burst Bomb

Location: location

Not everyone can be a scourge

In tense combat. I toss this splat,

A monument to my last surge.

Suction Bomb

Location: location

Though it flies errant or amiss,

Should its sly arc hit near the mark,

Your fate is sealed with its kiss.

Curling Bomb

Location: location

No stealth or guile, not for you.

You pave the way as plain as day,

Foreshadowing imminent spew.

Autobomb

Location: location

Its friendly face, its easy stride—

That's all a front. Let me be blunt;

It leaves you with nowhere to hide.

Toxic Mist

Location: location

The sickly sweet aroma spreads.

Its stagnant arms bring only harm,

Along with sluggish, looming dread.

Line F series (characters)

Pearl

Location: location

"I rule," you said, "It's in my blood.

Don't step to me—ESPECIALLY

If you can't hang with my best bud."

Marina

Location: location

They told me you had gone to ground,

And your rad groove was concrete proof

That you made it safe and sound.

Flow

Location: location

Two friends who never are apart:

One's always cool, the other stews.

I love them both with all my heat.

Jelfonzo

Location: location

I watch your tendrils undulate;

A blue bouquet that twirls and sways,

As central mass swells and deflates.

Sheldon

Location: location

Hmm, Slosher? Inkbrush? Curling Bomb?

I'd gladly browse for hours and hours;

Your gushing ramble brings me calm.

Bisk

Location: location

Black, bulging eyes stare far inside.

What does he see deep within me?

From his sharp gaze, no one can hide.

Crusty Sean

Location: location

How long must I wait in his line?

Such tragic lack of Crusty snack...

I'm almost there! It will be mine!

Murch

Location: location

Behind his dour, one-eyed stare,

Our urchin friend conceals a yen

For making the most out of gear.

Judd & Li'l Judd

Location: location

A patch of sun? A fresh-caught fish?

No bribe will swerve your eye for turf,

However desperately we wish.

Mr. Grizz

Location: location

Oh, what I'd give to be employed!

Better, I'd say, to work for pay

Than ride this subway through the void.

Line G series (brands)

Tentatek

Location: location

Our sweat dripping from every pore.

The harse, hot sun won't stop this run.

We grit our teeth and ask for more.

Zekko

Location: location

I hate the sea but love the breeze.

The sandy shore I will endure

Just for that brisk, zephyrous tease.

Skalop

Location: location

A Skalop brand atop your crown

Will turn some heads but really shreds

When it is simply turned around.

Squidforce

Location: location

Squids often wear this as they strike

With bomb and brush. It's quite a rush.

I wish I could know what that was like...

Firefin

Location: location

Your 'tude is righteous, as you say.

Is your science as defiant?

Prove that your battle rhymes can slay.

Zink

Location: location

I see you standing in the rain.

Within a storm—forever warm.

Powerful as a hurricane.

Inkline

Location: location

Put down the phone; go shelve your book.

Get ready, champ—it's time to camp!

We'll share a drink right from the brook!

Toni Kensa

Location: location

Constructed of glass and concrete,

A city stays in dull, drab grays

Till we splash color on its streets.

Line H series (symbols)

Jr. Mark

Location: location

Mistakes of youth teach us a lot.

We skate too fast and have a blast

And learn quickly not to get caught.

"Slow Your Roll" Mole

Location: location

"When going through here, play it cool!"

Or get a clue and don't go through!

I won't bend on this! Them's the rules!

iShipIt Logo

Location: location

I pack my feelings in a box:

A parcel stuffed with hope and love

And trimmed with stamps unorthodox.

Familiar Graffiti

Location: location

I've seen this, but I'm not aware

Just what the splat I'm looking at!

Is it a frog or a brown bear?

Li'l Max

Location: location

How I admire Li'l Max!

The highest rank to be so swank

That my rivals have heart attacks.

Line I series (Octo Canyon)

Marie

Location: location

The tides go out and take the light.

How will I greet you when we meet?

It keeps me up on inkstained nights.

Callie

Location: location

Your song inspired a blush of love.

It gave my heart a fresh new start.

Now I ascend to shores above.

DJ Octavio

Location: location

I leave without ceremony.

Don't be too sore; I wanted more.

My sincerest apology.

Sardinium

Location: location

When I get my hands on these fish

I might exchange them on the range,

Except that they look so delish...

Sunken Scroll

Location: location

A mystery rolled up and bound—

Oh, what's the use? It's too obtuse.

I'll dump it in the lost and found.

Key

Location: location

Beneath a summer sky I walk,

Through valley, plain, and back again,

Dreaming of what you might unlock.

Mini Zapfish

Location: location

The rhythm etched in little jolts;

Those idols sing and put a spring

In my steps as I crank the volts.

Zapfish

Location: location

Encased in a sturdy sphere of glass.

It breaks my heart to see you caught

With whiskers trembling as I pass.

Power Egg

Location: location

Though slick with slime, I keep my grip.

The chill seeps through my gift from you.

I mustn't let this cargo slip.

Line J series (gear)

White Tee

Location: location

I don't quite trust this stark white brand.

It's more for squids or little kids...

And where's the pop? It's oh-so bland!

King Tank

Location: location

This swells a stir of royal pride.

In small or large, you lead the charge.

The ink of nobles flows inside.

Skalop Hoodie

Location: location

On colder days, I like these clothes.

With other threads I'd stay in bed—

It's too frigid to be exposed!

Mint Darkoniks

Location: location

I see you walking down the street.

You think you're slick in those lime kicks,

But they'd look fresher on my feet.

Neon Sea Slugs

Location: location

The squishing footsteps trudge in muck.

Their path revealed by heavy heel.

My heart beats quick; a stroke of luck!

Orange Arrows

Location: location

Such devilfish-may-care coture—

The colors clash and make a splash!

Without a doubt, footwear du jour.

Takoroka Mesh

Location: location

It keeps the elements away:

No rain, nor heat, nor wind, nor sleet.

But does it guard against ink spray?

Knitted Hat

Location: location

No matter thickness, brim, or gauge,

A well-done purl will awe the world.

These handmade hats are all the rage!

Trivia

  • The mem cakes resemble erasers, specifically the kind that are shaped to look like certain things. This could be a reference to the fact that Agent 8's memories have been "erased" (whether or not they were deliberately erased is unknown).
  • All Mem Cake descriptions are written in poems, following the format; A, BB, A.

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