User:Splattersky

Ayo! I'm Splattersky, but you can call me Sky (that's meh nickname). I read Inkipedia ALL the time; super informative and entertaining.

Never had Splatoon 1, but don't call me a fake fan bruh; got Splatoon 2 December 2017 (along with my switch) and you could not have a more dedicated fan then me. Legit EVEYRTHING I do is Splatoon! I just love it soooo much. Kinda obsessed tbh. I'm also an aspiring song writer (i mainly sing to OtH songs lol) Fun fact: When I heard we could get bare feet with the Friendship Bracelet I SCREAMED.

Pearl is best girl .w.

Splatfest Choices

Starting with Squid vs. Octopus (estimate), I've made it my goal to get to Queen every time, and as of this writing, I haven't failed.

Splatfest Stats
Team	Result
Action	Loss	Action-Comedy tbh. But ya know, I love a good nail-biter!
Money	Loss	I was actually away when it was happening, but I woulda chosen Money cuz Love is the obvious choice and I wanted to be different, ya can't really have one without the other, and I wanted to support Sempai Pearl :3
Chicken	Victory	cHaKiN
Soccer	Loss	Soccer is funzies! Also it's more Aussie like mehself
Raph	Victory	Never watched TMNT. But Raph sounded kewl
Mikey	Loss	So did Mikey.
Raph	Loss	hhhh same reasoning
File:S2 Splatfest Icon No-Pulp.png No-Pulp	Loss	I drink to DRINK, not to eat, tyvm
Squid	Victory	SQUIDKID FOR LIFE BRO
Fork	Victory	Pearl's reasoning made SO much more sense. If I really had to live off one, I'd definitely choose fork (though a more accurate representation of me is fingers :P).
Modern	Victory	im not stuck in the past thank you very much
Treat	Victory	This Splatfest was the BEST! The graffiti, gear, and decorations were awesome! And cmon guys, you expected me to NOT choose candy? Smh.
Salsa	Victory	Luv da theme this time around c: For once, it was tricky to decide! I <3 both, but I concluded that I can make guac any time (and lemme tell ya, i make DANK guac) but salsa's more of a treat! and it's kind of yummier when you really think about it!
Hero	Loss	a) Better Smash characters are heroes, fite me b) EVIL NEVER WINSSSSS c) Wanna prove to y'all that heroes are not cliche.
File:S2 Splatfest Icon Fam.png Fam	Loss	MERRY CHRISTMAS!! :D I always spend holidays with my fam, I love them ;u;
File:S2 Splatfest Icon Pancake.png Pancake	Loss	literally the hardest choice of my life ;-; but i GUESS i do have pancakes more so...
Wizard	Victory	I was SUPER passionate about this theme. I mean, hello? MAGIC? >u< and what made this Splatfest the AWESOMEST EVER is the fact that I WON A 10x BATTLE FOR THE FIRST TIME! BOOYAH!!
Hare	Victory	Omigosh, neon pastel spring theme... MY LIFE! And yes, I know the story about the tortoise winning, but it was only because the hare was overconfident, and bunnies are mechakucha kawaii (super cute), so there you have it. :3
Teleportation	???	Yeah, not really feelin' the whole "go back in time and disrupt the universe" thing. Imagine not having to walk or drive to the places you gotta go to - you can just BE THERE. Now that's awesome!

Thing I want for Splatoon

• I want a fully explorable Inkopolis! WOULDN'T THAT BE SICK?!
• I want 4 and 8 to be added as characters that you meet in the next campaign, like in Octo Expansion!
  • I ALSO NEED TO TALK WITH MY SENPAIS, AKA OFF THE HOOK
• MoooOOooreeee geAAAArrrrrrrr
• There better be a special Splatfest for Christmas otherwise I want a refund.
• I'm aware this has been said before, but you know... HAIRSTYLES.. blah blah...
• MORE EXPANSIONS

Roller Rant

okay lets just talk about rollers for a sec

HOW RIGGED IS IT THAT THEY HAVE 3 TYPES OF ATTACKS? THEY CAN ROLL OVER YOU, FLING, AND JUMP-FLING. WE SHOOTERS AND DUALIES AND ALL THE OTHER WEAPONS CLASSES ACTUALLY WORK HARD TO GET KILLS BUT ROLLERS!??!?!?!?! YOU NEED ZERO SKILL TO SPLAT SOMEONE WITH ONE. COME ON NINTENDO HOW RIGGED IS THIS?! NERF. THE. ROLLER.

k thats all carry on

Catch ya laters!

And remember... ALWAYS BOOYAH BACK!

This user likes Dualies!

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This user is a fan of the one and only Pearlie!