Undertow Spillway/Quotes

Deep Cut quotes

English

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver “There's something mystical about the way the moonlight shines on Undertow Spillway...”	Big Man “Ay! Ay! (Yeah! Who would have thought that a sewer could look so good!)”	NOA, NOE
Shiver “I'm still shocked that battle is allowed at Undertow Spillway. It's an important utility!”	Frye “Shiver, it's made of industrial concrete, and we're shooting ink. It'll be fine.”	NOA, NOE
Frye “Watch out when you lose the high ground on the left side at Undertow Spillway...”	Big Man “Ay! Ay! (Yeah! If you focus too much on taking it back, everything else'll get inked!)”	NOA, NOE
Shiver “You were chasing a butterfly, right? Or was it chasing you?!”	Big Man “Ay. Ay. (I'm always a bit wary of Undertow Spillway. I got lost there when I was little.)”	NOA, NOE
Frye “Oh, I used to skip dance practice to spelunk at Undertow Spillway with my little bro!”	Big Man “Ay... (Your brother says it wasn't spelunking so much as looking for loot...)”
Shiver “Hey, I remember you when you were that age. Maybe give him a break.”	Frye “He would say that! He never found any loot! That ungrateful little urchin...”	NOA, NOE
Frye “So, what's the deal with Undertow Spillway? What's spilling and why?”	Big Man “Ay. (It protects the city from flooding by allowing water to drain.)”
Shiver “Yeah! Don't you remember learning in school about how the Splatlands are flood prone?”	Frye “Don't YOU remember me skipping most of those classes?!”	NOA, NOE

Big Run

Announcement

English

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
	Big Man “Aaay! (The Salmonids are hitting Undertow Spillway! Are they after the Splatlands?!)”	NOA, NOE
Shiver “And here I thought their tastes weren't refined enough to care.”		NOA, NOE
Frye “An ambush from below? Really? Are they too spineless to come meet us head-on?!”	Big Man “Ay... (Like a direct assault would be any less of a nightmare...)”	NOA, NOE
Shiver “Since it's not happening in the city itself, I say we start showing how we bite back.”		NOA, NOE
	Frye “Yeah! Those punks are gonna be sorry they ever washed up in Splatsville!”	NOA, NOE
	Big Man “Ay! (WE'LL be sorry if they break through the spillway. Let's stop those Salmonids!)”	NOA, NOE

Russian

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
	Биг Ман «Ик! Ик! (Самониды атаковали Приливослив! Неужели и на сам ПЛЮХТОН пойдут?!)»
Кулла «Ничего себе, раскатали губу! Не могу сказать, что у них нет вкуса...»
Мурия «Снизу нападают одни трусы! В честном бою на улицах мы бы их размазали!»	Биг Ман «Ик... (Что-то сомневаюсь, что мы бы справились без помощи...)»
Кулла «Ну, раз они не в центре города, можно действительно не церемониться.»
	Мурия «Мы загоним этих морских гадов обратно в трубы, из которых они повылезали!»
	Биг Ман «Ик! ИК! (Как бы самим в трубу не вылететь, если они возьмут Приливослив! ЗА РАБОТУ!)»

Introduction for first half

English

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver “I hear Undertow Spillway is off-limits for the moment, thanks to the Big Run.”	Frye “We should make it off-limits to Salmonids too! How'd no one else think of that?”	NOA, NOE

Introduction for second half

English

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver “Undertow Spillway is even more of a health hazard than usual, what with the Big Run.”	Big Man “Ay! (If you want to pitch in, Grizzco is looking for Salmonid fodder!)”	NOA, NOE
Frye “Betcha the Salmonids are right at home with all the running water down there.”	Big Man “Ay. (I guess, but there's better real estate in the city than the sewers.)”	NOA, NOE
Shiver “You know, there's a sluice down there. Why don't we simply open the floodgates?”	Big Man “Ay. (It's busted, and the city won't fix it. They consider it a "decorative" valve.)”	NOA, NOE
Shiver “Yeah, it's weird how many tourists go down there. Call themselves "drainspotters."”	Frye “Pah! Those slimy slobs are messing with an important Splatlands revenue stream!”	NOA, NOE

Results

English

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver “I bet the Salmonids were as surprised as you are.”	Big Man “Ay?! (Are people really THAT good at this?!)”	NOA, NOE
Frye “Great job, everyone! The Salmonids never stood a chance.”	Big Man “Ay! (And we saved Undertow Spillway! So it can keep...spilling? Is that what it does?)”	NOA, NOE
Shiver “Yeah, it spills money for the Splatlands. We definitely want it to keep spilling!”	Frye “Wait...I just realized that Salmonids could probably invade ANY waterway!”	NOA, NOE
Frye “EEE! Could the famous "Creepy Sewer Voice" of the Splatlands be Salmonids?!”	Big Man “Ay. Ay! (And Splatsville is known for its waterways. They always creep me out!)”	NOA, NOE
	Big Man “Ay? Aaay?! (Creepy Sewer Voice of the Splatlands? Why does that exist?!)”	NOA, NOE