User:Tons-of-ducks
hi hello
im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.
the reason im here is because i get angry whenever i see something misspelled and i have the urge to translate things from japanese into english if they aren't already. also im hyped for s3.
other games i like include TF2 (bonk), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), Ori (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense)
weapons i main:
- Custom Dualie Squelchers
- Octo Shot Replica
- E-liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here]
- Hero Dualie Replicas
how i got into splatoon:
i dont remember a lot but i got into around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge
and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though
some other things you might wanna know:
things i like about splatoon:
- i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
- my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
- favorite bands are dedf1sh, off the hook, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) (no seriously i just might please nintendo)
- i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
- cute cephalopods
things about me:
- im on the autism spectrum
- my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
- i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
- i have a pixilart, you can find it here
splatfest choices
never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i did participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever
S1
NA & international fests:
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Team Cats: the dogs my parents have are loud as heck. ergo, cats
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Team Roller Coasters: never been on a waterslide and something tells me they're super unsanitary
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Team Marshmallow: never roasted hotdogs over a fire. i mean, do you know ANYONE who genuinely does that?
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Neither: never watched transformers
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Team Art: i like drawing a lot. science is still cool tho
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Neither: sheesh i thought european splatfests were weird...
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Team Pirates: ninjas are overrated and overdone. yar har matey
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Team Burgers: pizza is like, it's good for the first 2 slices and then it's bad. burgers arent like that
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Neither: (⊙_⊙)?
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Team Future: why not?
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Neither: havent played either of them.
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Team Snowman: sand. it gets everywhere. it wont get off of everywhere. it takes forever to clean. it tastes bad. snow isnt any of those things and it's fun to play with. unless it's yellow. dont eat if it's yellow.
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Neither: havent watched spongebob in years.
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Team Fancy Party: fancy party = yummy food. ...that's my only reason.
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Team Night Owl: my sleep schedule is terrible. 'nuff said
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Team Callie: callie is the best gumdrop cinnamon roll foo foo lollipop jellybean there is (she ties with pyro for said title)
EU fests:
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Team Rock: see JP fests.
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Team Eating: yes, all the food.
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Neither: uhhhhhhhh
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Team Singing: im better at it.
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Team Messy: my room is just... chaotic
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Neither: both are just as capable of killing you.
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Neither: im neutral cause i dont really care if you like pineapple on pizza or not. i havent tried it and i dont wanna knock it till i have.
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Team Fit: 💪
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Team Barbarian: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. I've yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet." -The Heavy
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Team Jetpack: hilarious how this was a fest and a jetpack with a gun gets added in spoon 2
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Team World Tour: im goin to everywhere WOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
JP fests:
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Team Bread: eh, i just like it better. but both are really yummy
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Team Green Tanuki: the description of it sounds more appetizing, and the little tanuki marie's holding is adorable
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Team Milk Tea: never tried lemon tea and i like milk tea
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Team Ant: never procrastinated on homework (unless i really didnt want to do it for whatever reason)
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Neither: never seen this trope a lot
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Neither: they taste pretty much the same.
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Team Love: bah i want a relationship.........
S2
NA & international fests:
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Team Ice Cream: cookie dough is so yummy, also cookies n cream
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Team Ketchup: mayo is only good on chicken sandwiches. ketchup goes with more things. also it tastes better, so there's that.
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Team Flight: seems more useful, as much as i wanna go into a store and steal all the food. plus with flight, you dont have to use cars, and i dont have a driver's license yet soooooo
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Team Vampire: vampires are more terrifying than werewolves. also they're probably easier to splat (i dunno if i can say the other thing here)
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Team Sci-Fi: i mostly read historical fiction, but i like sci-fi better cus of the technology n stuff.
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Neutral: both suck and sound extremely itchy. as a person with sensory issues, i hate itchy things. though the icon for team sweater is adorable.
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Team Comedy: i like the comedy genre better than the action one. except for scenes where the main character gets embarrassed.
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Team Love: i feel like if we didnt make fun of each other for things we cant control, we could achieve more. also i want a relationship
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Team Egg: what Marina said about evolution over the course of generations makes sense to me. the egg probably came first. but why do we care???
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Team Baseball: seems more fun than soccer. also pearl kinda reminds me of scout
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Neither: tmnt is weird, man
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Team No Pulp: pulp has a weird texture, and i dont like foods with weird textures
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Neither: both. both are adorable.
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Neither: just use a spork bro, solves this whole problem
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Team Modern: eh, i just like the style better. both are cool tho.
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Team Trick: where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg my least favorite neighbor's house? (screw u kim >:D)
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Team Guac: guac tastes better. unless is super spicy or liquidy. i hate liquidy guacamole.
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Neither: i just like whatever characters i like, not really based on whether they're heroes or villains
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Team Friend: i'd probably hang out with my friends. but i dunno, i havent moved out of my parent's place yet. also pearl and marina's alt color schemes are rad.
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Team Pancake: pancakes are yummier somehow. and waffle irons are hard to clean. and what marina said about pancakes being scared of toppings isnt true >:(
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Team Knight: i want a giant sword to stab people with, that sounds awesome (that made me sound like a 5-year-old...)
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Team Hare: "slow and steady wins the race" isn't true when it comes to actual races. just go as fast as you can, you'll probably be fine. probably.
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Team Teleportation: teleportation sounds more convenient. no time paradoxes for me, thanks
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Neither: not really interested in either one.
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Team Order: too much of either is bad, but if it's more order than chaos, i'll like it
EU fests:
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Team Front Roll: i just prefer it that way, no fancy reason
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Neither: both are yummy (man i want pancakes and coffee...)
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Team Book: whenever i watch TV my entire family wants to watch with me. when i read books i dont have to share it with anyone. (The BFG will always be my favorite)
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Team Gherk-OUT: blehhhhhh pickles taste gross :(
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Neither: both are good
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Team Adventure: i wanna climb up the hills near my house... just once...
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Neither: i dont know which i do, so i guess im neutral???
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Neither: both have tons of detriments. i cant eat ice cream whenever i want right now, and when im an adult, i hafta do taxes n stuff
JA fests:
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Team Rock: pop music mostly sounds the same to me. also have you heard PUP? so good.
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Team McNuggets: mcdonalds fries are disgusting, they arent well done and theyre unevenly salted >:(
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Neither: i dont know what it means. what does it meaaaan
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Team Lemon: lemon is really yummy, also i think it's good for you? yup, just googled it, reduces risk of cancer apparently so that's awesome
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Team Outer Wear: i just really like these 2 jackets i have ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Neither: havent read all the sploon manga yet
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Team Dango: never had it but it looks really gooooooood
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Team Most Popular: if it's popular, that probably means it's really good.
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Team New Lifeform: more species!!! also we probably haven't discovered something that tastes really good...........
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Team Cinnamoroll, Team Pompompurin, Team My Melody (in order of fests): i like them better. pompompurin is the cutest i cant
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Neither: arent they the same thing in different shapes??? seems pointless to be fighting over it
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Neither: never tried it, and it honestly looks gross
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Neither: again, same thing, different shape.
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Neither: havent seen this trope a lot, so i cant really pick. also yes, i go on TV Tropes.
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Neither: dont watch baseball, let alone japanese baseball ("this ball is long gone, just like the ex-girlfriend who never returned! home run!!!" -some baseball announcer dude)
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Team No Pineapple: never had subuta but i dont think pineapple would go well in it
place where i put pictures with funny captions
i was bored, ok?
pictures that are mine:
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it's paul with a mop (wow) (look at him go)
pictures that arent mine:
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dancing boi
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the most low-quality thing i've ever seen
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he is an evil munchkin
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bro it's the squid sisters in paris how cool and cute is that
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OH CRAP WHAT DID THEY DO???
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she is glamorous
tags
 | This user loves drawing! |
 | This user is a fan of Pearl. |
 | This user is a fan of Turquoise October. |
 | This user is a fan of Diss-Pair. |
| File:Hero Suit.png | This user beats Inner Agent 3! |
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