User:As of July,/THE THING
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THE THING
What the thing is
The thing is a Stinger that just shoots from more and more pans. It can deplete almost all of your health, if not insta-kill you.
It cannot be stopped
Just run for it
You'll definitely be safer
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY safer
On the other hand, Mr. Grizz will be very angry at you.
Very angry
VERY ANGRY
The legitimacy of "THE THING"
There is no thing.
There is literally no thing.