Off the Hook/Quotes

This page is for general quotes by Off the Hook.

For quotes about stages, see that particular page's Quotes subpage (e.g. The_Reef/Quotes).

For Splatfest quotes, see Splatfest/Quotes/Splatoon_2.

Newscasts

English quotes

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Y'all know what time it is!”	Marina “It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Check it! Here are the current Regular Battle stages!”	Marina “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “And these are the current Ranked Battle stages!”	Marina “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Here are the League Battle stages!”	Marina “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “And that's all the time we've got!”	Marina “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Until next time...”	Marina “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Dont get cooked... Stay off the hook!”	Marina “Dont get cooked... Stay off the hook!”	NOE, NOA

Dutch quotes

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei “Haaai allemaal, hier is Tentacool!” (Heeey everyone, here is Off the Hook!)	Mariana “Tijd voor het allerverste nieuws, live vanaf het Inkopolisplein!” (Time for the freshest news, live from Inkopolis Square!)	NOE
Lorelei “Dit zijn de levels voor standaardgevechten!” (this are the levels for regular battle!)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “En hier zijn de levels voor profgevechten!” (And here are the levels for ranked battle!)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “En hier zijn de levels voor toernooigevechten!” (And here are the levels for league battle!)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “Dat was 't weer!” (That was it!)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “Tot de volgende keer, en denk eraan...” (Until next time, and remember...)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “Hou je cool, hou je TENTACOOL!” (Keep yourself cool, keep yourself TENTACOOL!)	Mariana “Hou je cool, hou je TENTACOOL!” (Keep yourself cool, keep yourself TENTACOOL!)	NOE
Notes: Tentacool is Off the Hook

Salmon Run

English quotes

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “And now a word from our sponsor: Grizzco Industries is hiring. Apply now!”	Marina “Pearl, your corporate-shill game is on point today.”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “And now a word from our sponsor: Grizzco Industries is now hiring!”	Marina “Let's work a Salmon Run shift later, Pearl”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “I can't believe our last gig went so smoothly, Marina!”	Marina “Yeah, especially because we worked a Salmon Run shift instead of rehearsing!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Boss Salmonids are so afraid of me, they don't even TRY to attack me!”	Marina “Either that, or you're so short that they mistake you for a Chum.”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Yo, check out this new jingle I wrote for Grizzco Industries!”	Marina “Aaaaaaaaand it looks like that's all the time we have!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “I cook Salmonids all day, but Mr. Grizz keeps crying about eggs or whatever.”	Marina “Pearl, did you even read the Grizzco training manual?”	NOE, NOA

Dutch quotes

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei “Beer & Co zoekt medewerkers. Sollicitanten moeten in de winkel zijn.” (Grizzco Industries is searching for staff members. Job applicants have to be in the shop.)	Mariana “Dat kun je wel iets enthousiaster brengen...” (You could have said that with a bit more enthusiasm...)	NOE
Lorelei “Ik ruim bergen Salmonieten op, maar die beer zeurt maar over eitjes of zo.” (I clean up loads of Salmonids, but that bear just whines about eggs or something)	Mariana “Lorelei, heb je het handboek ook maar opengeslagen?” (Pearl, have you opened the handbook even at all?)	NOE
Lorelei “Die Salmonietenbazen zijn zo bang voor me, dat ze me niet durven aan te vallen!” (Those Boss Salmonids are so scared of me, that they do not dare to attack me!)	Mariana “Misschien zien ze je gewoon helemaal over het hoofd...” (Maybe they just totally overlook you...)	NOE
Lorelei “Hé, wil je m'n toffe nieuwe jingle voor Beer & Co horen?” (Hey, you wanna hear my great new jingle for Grizzco Industries?)	Mariana “Eèèèèn toen was net de zendtijd om. Jammer hoor!” (Aaaaand just when the broadcasting time ran out. A shame!)	NOE
Lorelei “Wat ging ons vorige optreden lekker, hè, Mariana?” (What went our last performance smoothly, hey, Marina?)	Mariana “En dat terwijl we meer Salmon Run-klussen hebben gedaan dan repetities!” (And that while we have done more Salmon Run shifts than rehearsals!)	NOE

General Splatfest Quotes

Template:Todo These are quotes that are used every Splatfest before real announcements start.

English quotes

Splatfest Announcement

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!”	Marina “Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla—”	Marina “OOH! THE SPLATFEST!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!”	Marina “Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?”	Marina “Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!”	Marina “What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Okay, here it comes...”	Marina “*gulp*”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “The Splatfest theme is...”	Marina “-”	NOA, NOE

When Splatfest Begins

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Y'all feelin' fresh out there?”	Marina “We're Off the Hook! Coming at you LIVE from the middle of Inkopolis Square!”
Pearl “-”	Marina “Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!”
Notes: Pearl has specific dialogue that's different every Splatfest.
Pearl “And the Splatfest stages are...BLAM!”	Marina “-”
Pearl “-”	Marina “We made a special stage for this Splatfest!”
Pearl “You helped make this stage? That's amazing, Marina!”	Marina “-”
Pearl “Until next time...”	Marina “-”
Pearl “Dont get cooked... Stay off the hook!”	Marina “Dont get cooked... Stay off the hook!”

After Splatfest Ends

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “The Splatfest is DUNZO!”	Marina “Congrats, players! We're all winners today!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Yeah, yeah... So which team gets all the glory?!”	Marina “Li'l Judd is tallying the numbers as we speak! We should know soon.”	NOA, NOE

Splatfest Results

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Yo, Marina! Hit me with the good news!”	Marina “Breaking news? What did you break this time?”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Marina! Before we announce the stages, why don't you share the breaking news?”	Marina “Breaking news? What did you break this time?”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “I didn't break anything! I was talking about the Splatfest results!”	Marina “OOH! The Splatfest results are in!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Aight, first let's see which team was the most popular.”	Marina “Let's find out!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Bada bada bada bada...”	Marina “Buda buda buda buda...”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “BLAM”	Marina “BUH-BAM!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “How about them apples, Marina?”	Marina “...”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Aw, man...”	Marina “Yesssssssss.”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “All right, all right, all right... Now for the part that matters.”	Marina “Yeah, popularity isn't everything.”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Time to see which team won the most battles!”	Marina “Please please pleeeeeease!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Lets see which team got the most clout in normal and pro matches.”	Marina “Please please pleeeeeease!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Bada bada bada bada...”	Marina “Buda buda buda buda...”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “BLAM”	Marina “BUH-BAM!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Are you kidding me?!”	Marina “Wow!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “Ok, y'all. It's time...”	Marina “The final results!”	NOA, NOE
Pearl “The winner of this Splatfest is...”	Marina “*gulp*”	NOA, NOE

Dutch quotes

Splatfest Announcement

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Yo, Mariana! Vertel de luitjes het goeie nieuws voor we de levels aankondigen!” (Yo, Marina! Tell the folks the good news before we announce the levels!)	Marina “Huh? Nu? Eh... een nieuwtje... Wat was het ook weer...” (Huh? Now? Eh... a piece of news... What was it again...)	NOE
Pearl “Je weet toch... Het grootste evenement dat we hebben in Inkopolis... Het Splatf-” (You know, right... The biggest event that we have in Inkopolis... The Splatf-)	Marina “O JA! HET SPLATFEST!” (OH YEAH! THE SPLATFEST!)	NOE
Pearl “Preciiiiieees! Er komt een Splatfest aan!” (Exaaaaaaactly! There will be a Splatfest!)	Marina “Oooh, mijn tentakels jeuken al! Ik moet mijn uitrusting poetsen!” (Oooh, my tentacles itch already! I have to polish my equipment!)	NOE
Pearl “Mariana! Wat is deze keer het thema?” (Marina! What is the theme this time?)	Marina “Ooooh, ik ben te zenuwachtig om te kijken... Doe jij het maar!” (Ooooh, I am too nervous to look... You do it!)	NOE
Pearl “Nou, goed dan! Het thema van dit Splatfest is... WAT?!” (Well, okay then! The theme of this Splatfest is... WHAT?!)	Marina “Wat is het thema, Lore?! Zeg nooouuu!” (What is the theme, Pearlie?! Pleaaaaase say!)	NOE
Pearl “Oké, ik hoop dat je er klaar voor bent...” (Okay, I hope you're ready for it...)	Marina “kannie wachten, kannie wachten!” (Can't wait, can't wait!)	NOE
Pearl “Het thema van het Splatfest is...” (The theme of the Splatfest is...)	Marina “-”	NOE

When Splatfest Begins

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Helahola! Alles vers daaro” (Hey laa hoe laa! Everything fresh there-o?)	Marina “Wij zijn Tentacool, en we zijn hier live, midden op het Inkopolisplein!” (We are Off the Hook, and we are live here, in the middle of the Inkopolis Square!)	NOE
Pearl “-”	Marina “Maak je keuze bij de Splatfest-stemmachine” (Make your choice at the Splatfest voting machine!)	NOE
Notes: Pearl has specific dialogue that's different every Splatfest.
Pearl “Attentie, attentie! Hier zijn de levels voor het Splatfest!” (Attention, Attention! Here are the levels for the Splatfest!)	Marina “-”	NOE
Pearl “-”	Marina “We hebben een speciaal level gemaakt voor dit Splatfest!” (We have made a special level for this Splatfest!)	NOE
Pearl “Je hebt geholpen om het level te maken? Zo cool, Mariana!” (You have helped to make this level? So cool, Marina!)	Marina “-”	NOE
Pearl “Denk eraan...” (Remember...)	Marina “-”	NOE
Pearl “Hou je cool, hou je TENTACOOL!” (Keep yourself cool, keep yourself TENTACOOL!)	Marina “Hou je cool, hou je TENTACOOL!” (Keep yourself cool, keep yourself TENTACOOL!)	NOE
Notes: Tentacool is Off the Hook.

After Splatfest Ends

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Het Splatfest is AFGELOPEN!” (The Splatfest is FINISHED!)	Marina “Dat was weer geweldig! En denk eraan; het gaat om de lol, niet om het winnen!” (That was awesome! And remember; It is all about having fun, not about winning!)	NOE
Pearl “Ja ja, dat weten we wel, maar... wie gaat er met de zege aan de haal?!” (Yes yes, we know that, but... who makes off with the victory?!)	Marina “Justus jr. is de balans aan het opmaken! We zullen het snel weten!” (Li'l Judd is spending the balance! We will know soon!)	NOE

Splatfest Results

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Voor we de levels aankondigen, heeft Mariana een nieuwtje!” (Before we introduce the levels, Marina has a piece of news!)	Marina “Huh, wat? Eh... Het enige dat ik nu heb, is een benauwd gevoel...” (Huh, what? Eh... The only thing that I have now, is an anxious feeling...)	NOE
Pearl “Mariana, de resultaten van het Splatfest zijn toch bekend!” (Marina, the result of the Splatfest are known!)	Marina “Oooh ja! Da's waar ook! De resultaten van het Splatfest zijn bekeeeeend!” (Oooh yes! That's right! The results of the Splatfest are knooooown!)	NOE
Pearl “Ten eerste! Welk team kreeg de meeste stemmen?” (Firstly! Which team got the most votes?)	Marina “Ik ben benieuwd!” (I am curious!)	NOE
Pearl “Tromroffel! Bada bada bada bada...” (Drumroll! Bada bada bada bada...)	Marina “Buda buda buda buda...” (Buda buda buda buda...)	NOE
Pearl “BAM!” (BAM!)	Marina “BA-BAM!” (BA-BAM!)	NOE
Pearl “Ha! Wat denk je daarvan, Mariana?” (Ha! What do you think of that, Marina?)	Marina “...” (...)	NOE
Pearl “Wat?! Ik... Ik geloof het niet...” (What?! I... I don't believe it...)	Marina “Yesssssssss.” (Yesssssssss.)	NOE
Pearl “Oké, oké, het is tijd voor het allerbelangrijkste...” (Okay, okay, it is time for the most important of all...)	Marina “Ja, het draait niet alleen om populariteit.” (Yes, it doesn't revolve all around popularity.)	NOE
Pearl “Tijd om te zien welk team de meeste gevechten heeft gewonnen!” (Time to see which team has won the most fights!)	Marina “Ooo, spanneeeeeeend...” (Ooo, excitiiiiiiing...)	NOE
Pearl “-” (-)	Marina “-” (-)	NOE
Pearl “Tromroffel! Bada bada bada bada...” (Drumroll! Bada bada bada bada...)	Marina “Buda buda buda buda...” (Buda buda buda buda...)	NOE
Pearl “BAM!” (BAM!)	Marina “BA-BAM!” (BA-BAM!)	NOE
Pearl “Meen je dat nou?” (Are you serious?)	Marina “Wauwie!” (Wow!)	NOE
Pearl “Oké, allemaal... Het is tijd voooor...” (Okay, everyone... It is time foooor...)	Marina “De einduitslag!” (The final result!)	NOE
Pearl “De winnaar van dit Splatfest is...” (The winner of this Splatfest is...)	Marina “-”	NOE
Pearl “BAM!” (BAM!)	Marina “BA-BAM!” (BA-BAM!)	NOE

Updates

English quotes

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “There's a new update!”	Marina “Ooh! I love updates!”	NOE, NOA
Notes: This line is said before any updates. The other lines are said only if there is an update of that particular type (patch, stage or weapon)
Pearl “A patch? THIS IS A GAME CHANGER, Y'ALL!”	Marina “Well, yeah. They literally made some changes to the game, so...”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Check out the official site for the deets!”	Marina “Ooh! I'm gonna go look right away!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “A new stage has been added!”	Marina “Tentacular!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Rawsome!”	Marina “That means we have a new place to battle! I can't wait!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “A new weapon has been added!”	Marina “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Aw, man. That means we have to listen to Sheldon nerd out again...”	Marina “I mean, I like him and all, but slow down, crabman!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “New gear has been added!”	Marina “Oooh! Gimmie gimmie!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Yooo! A new game mode has arrived!”	Marina “What?! A NEW GAME MODE?!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “This is nuts! I wanna play it RIGHT NOW!”	Marina “Apparently, we can go over to Ranked Battle and check it out!”	NOE, NOA

Dutch quotes

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei “Er is een verse update!” (There's a fresh update!)	Mariana “Oh! Ik ben dol op updates!” (Oh! I'm fond of updates!)	NOE
Notes: This line is said before any updates. The other lines are said only if there is an update of that particular type (patch, stage or weapon)
Lorelei “Een patch? Dat verandert alles!” (A patch? That changes everything!)	Mariana “Nou ja, misschien is ALLES wat overdreven...” (Well, maybe EVERYTHING is somewhat exaggerated...)	NOE
Lorelei “Als je er het fijne van wilt weten, moet je op de officiële website kijken!” (If you want to know the finer points of it, then you have to look on the official website!)	Mariana “O, dat moet ik meteen checken!” (O, I have to check that right away!)	NOE
Lorelei “Er is een nieuw level beschikbaar!” (There's a new level available!)	Mariana “Oooh! Spiksplinternieuw!” (Oooh! Spick-and-span-new!)	NOE
Lorelei “Da's zo rauw!” (That's so raw!)	Mariana “Dan hebben we weer een nieuwe plek voor gevechten! Ik kan niet wachten!” (Then we have again a new place for battles! I can't wait!)	NOE
Lorelei “Er zijn nieuwe ontwikkelingen op wapengebied!” (There are new developments in weaponry!)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “O jee, daar zal Krabbert wel weer het een en ander over te zeggen hebben.” (Oh dear, Sheldon probably has this and that to tell about it again.)	Mariana “Soms draaft-ie zo door dat ik helemaal de draad kwijtraak...” (Sometimes he gets so carried away that I lose track completely...)	NOE

Spanish quotes

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla «¡Tenemos noticias frescas!» (We have breaking news!)	Marina «¿Noticias frescas? ¡Son lo mejor!» (Breaking news? That's the best kind!)	NOA
Notes: This line is said before any updates. The other lines are said only if there is an update of that particular type (patch, stage or weapon)
Perla «¡Se ha actualizado el juego!» (The game has been updated!)	Marina «¿En serio? ¿Qué es lo que cambió?» (Really? What is it that's changed?)	NOA
Perla «Visita la página web oficial para obtener más información, Marina.» (Visit the official web page to get more information, Marina.)	Marina «Ah, ya entiendo. No lo sabes.» (Ah, I get it now. You don't know.)	NOA
Perla «¡Ha aumentado el número de escenarios disponibles!» (The number of stages available have gone up!)	Marina «¡Excelente!» (Excellent!)	NOA
Perla «¡Qué chévere!» (That's so fresh!)	Marina «¡Cuantos más lugares para combatir, mejor!» (The more places to battle, the better!)	NOA
Perla «¡Se ha ampliado el rango de armas disponibles!» (The range of weapons available has been extended!)	Marina «-»	NOA
Perla «Ahora, solo hay que intentar seguir las explicaciones de Jairo...» (Now we just have to try to follow Sheldon's explanations...)	Marina «¡A veces habla tan rápido que no me entero de nada!» (Sometimes he talks so fast that I don't get anything!)	NOA
Perla «¡Ha aumentado la selección de artículos en las tiendas!» (The selection of goods has expanded!)	Marina «¡Ay, yo quiero!» (Ah, do want!)	NOA
Perla «¡Llegó un nuevo estilo de combate!» (A new battle mode has arrived!)	Marina «¡¿En serio? ¡¿UN NUEVO ESTILO DE COMBATE?!» (Really? A NEW BATTLE MODE?!)	NOA
Perla «¡Qué locura! ¡Quiero jugarlo YA!» (This is so crazy! I wanna play it NOW!)	Marina «¡Ya lo podemos probar en los combates competitivos!» (We can try it out in Ranked Battles!)	NOA

Inkopolis Fashion Focus

English quotes

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “Let's try a little somethin' new today. I call it Inkopolis Fashion Focus!”	Marina “Uh, Pearl... What are you doing? I don't see this on the script.”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Relax! We're just gonna spotlight some fresh new styles around Inkopolis!”	Marina “Pearl! Did you even run this by our producer?!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “NOPE! Let's dive right into our first feature!”	Marina “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “All the cool squidkids in town seem to be sporting these weird hairstyles lately...”	Marina “Squidkids? Oh... Um... Right.”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “At this rate, it's only a matter of time before this thing is a full-on fad!”	Marina “-”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Although, I feel like I've seen these weird hairstyles somewhere before...”	Marina “All right, Pearl-I'm getting word that we're out of time for this segment!”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Ugh, fine. Be sure to tune in next time for more Inkopolis Fashion Focus!”	Marina “And when exactly is "next time" going to be?”	NOE, NOA
Pearl “Eh... Pretty sure we peaked on that one, so probably never.”	Marina “-”	NOE, NOA

Dutch quotes

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei “Het is tijd voor een nieuw rubriek! Het is tijd voor Inkopolis: stijl in focus!” (It is time for a new colomn! It is time for Inkopolis: style in focus!)	Mariana “Eh... wat? Weet je zeker dat we zomaar een nieuw rubriek kunnen invoeren?” (Eh... what? Do you know for sure that we can introduce a new colomn like that?)	NOE
Lorelei “We zullen de meest verse trends van Inkopolis in de schijnwerpers zetten!” (We will put the most fresh trends of Inkopolis in the spotlights!)	Mariana “Lorelei! Heb je gevraagd of dit mag? Het klinkt leuk enzo, maar...” (Pearl! Have you asked if this is allowed? It sounds nice and such, but...)	NOE
Lorelei “Ja, hè? Ik zit vol goede ideeën! Laten we beginnen met ons eerste thema!” (Yes, huh? I am full of good ideas! Let's start with our first theme!)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “Er lopen de laatste tijd heel wat jongeren rond met krullerige kapsels...” (There're walking around many youths with curly hairstyles lately...)	Mariana “Krullerig! Eh... Ja, dat klopt...” (Curly! Eh... Yes, that's right...)	NOE
Lorelei “Het zou me niks verbazen als straks iedereen zo rondloopt!” (It wouldn't surprise me if everyone walks around like that soon!)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “Weet je... Dat soort krullen heb ik eerder gezien... Het zijn toch geen...?” (You know... I have seen that sort of curls before... Could they be...?)	Mariana “Eh, Lorelei... Ik hoor net dat onze tijd op is voor deze rubriek!” (Eh, Pearl... I just heard that our time for this column ran out!)	NOE
Lorelei “Begrepen! Bedankt voor het kijken, stijlvolle krullenbollen!” (Understood! Thanks for watching, stylish curly heads!)	Mariana “Wanneer komt Inkopolis: stijl in focus terug, Lorelei?” (When will Inkopolis: style in focus return, Pearl?)	NOE
Lorelei “Nooit! Stijl gaat om originaliteit! Ik kan mezelf toch moeilijk gaan herhalen?” (Never! Style is about originality! I can hardly repeat myself, right?)	Mariana “-”	NOE