User:WayslideCool/Toothpaste vs. Tabasco Sauce
Toothpaste vs. Tabasco Sauce is an ongoing Squadfest being held by ShinyCelesteela and her close friends. It is being held for the month of August 2019, and matches were held on August 15th, 2019, and August 24th, 2019.
Details
The theme was chosen at random on August 1st, 2019. The question is an ambiguous "which is better," as the theme itself is actually entirely nonsensical and was chosen specifically because of that. A round of matches was held on August 15th, 2019, granting five wins for Team Toothpaste and no wins for Team Tabasco Sauce. However, on the second round of matches, held August 24th, 2019, Team Tabasco Sauce made a comeback, winning 23 matches opposed to Team Toothpaste's eight.
The three stages selected for this Squadfest were: Walleye Warehouse, Piranha Pit, and Fancy Spew.
Dialogue
| Kate's Dialogue | Rose's Dialogue | Region |
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| Kate “-” |
Rose “Well, this one is a no-brainer.” |
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| Kate “I’d say.” |
Rose “-” |
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| Kate “Whenever I’m eating a delicious Cajun dish… I like to give it a bit of that very special sauce.” |
Rose “-” |
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| Kate “Team Toothpaste!” |
Rose “Yeah- wait, WHAT?!” |
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| Kate “I mean, some food is just too, too spicy, but grab a tube of toothpaste, give it a big ol’ squeeze, and BLAMMO!” |
Rose “-” |
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| Kate “Cool it down with a refreshing, minty flavor!” |
Rose “Hold on, hold on, are you suggesting to use toothpaste as a condiment?” |
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| Kate “I mean, what else is it good for?” |
Rose “Dental hygiene?” |
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| Kate “Well that’s just a bonus.” |
Rose “Please, it’s not even the best for that purpose.” |
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| Kate “-” |
Rose “Every day after every meal, I grab my toothbrush, slather on some tabasco sauce, and get to brushing!” |
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| Kate “-” |
Rose “How else am I supposed to find that spice of life?” |
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| Kate “Eesh, dude! You have some SERIOUS problems!” |
Rose “Says the one who eats toothpaste on everything.” |
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| Kate “Well, how about you let THEM decide? Which is better, Toothpaste or Tabasco Sauce?” |
Rose “Who are "they?"” |
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| Kate “The people reading this.” |
Rose “-” |
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| Kate “Pick your team, and prepare for the Splatfest later this month!” |
Rose “-” |
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