Return of the Mammalians (mission)/Quotes

The dialog includes the following characters: Callie, Marie, Cap'n Cuttlefish, Mr. Grizz, Frye, Shiver, Big Man, DJ Octavio, and the Captain.

Note: In the dialog boxes, Callie and Marie are referred to as Agent 1 and Agent 2.

After reaching the entrance to the rocket

• Callie: Graaamps! We're here to save you!
• Marie: What?
• Callie: GRAMPS! NO!
• Marie: Dehydrated in his prime...
• Marie: OH!
• Mr. Grizz: Welcome.
• Callie: Hey, you overgrown furball! Turn Gramps back into... Gramps!
• Mr. Grizz: Valued employees... we appreciate your feedback. However, it will not be implemented at this time.
• Marie: What's that supposed to mean?!
• Mr. Grizz: It means the end of your employment.
• Mr. Grizz: ...And the end of the world as you know it, to be clear.
• Mr. Grizz: As per my memo, I will be coating the planet in Fuzzy Ooze in an effort to restore balance.
• Mr. Grizz: Don't call it "Hairmegeddon". HR doesn't like it.

After Mr. Grizz uses the rocket

• Callie: No... The rocket...
• Marie: Graaamps!
• Marie: He's... he's all dried up...
• Callie: But how...
• Callie: HUH?!
• Cuttlefish: Phew! Somebody got the drop on me! Anyone else feelin' a bit parched?
• Cuttlefish: Also feeling a bit lighter. And waaay flatter.
• Marie: Talking squid jerky? You're alive?!
• Callie: Thank goodness you're, uh, alright...ish...
• Callie: Hey, wait! We're still in danger!
• Callie: The rocket! The fuzz!
• Marie: But we'll never catch that rocket. It's impossible.
• Marie: What can we do...
• Frye: HOOOLD UP A SEC!
• Frye: Sounds like you folks need some help... and Deep Cut is here to steal the spotlight!
• Frye: Swirl it up, eels!
• Shiver: Your turn, Master Mega!
• Big Man: Aaay! (Here!)
• Cuttlefish: Stay fresh up there, kid!
• Callie: Go, Agent 3!
• Callie: The fate of the world is in your hands!
• Marie: You too, li'l Smallfry!

After Agent 3 lands in space

• Callie: YES! We did it!
• Marie: Wait. Where's Mr. Grizz?
• Mr. Grizz: Well, well. Such dedication to your work.
• Mr. Grizz: I think you've earned yourself a break.
• Mr. Grizz: Now come here... SO I CAN BREAK YOU.

Dialogue during the boss fight's gameplay (Part 1, Rocketship Traversing)

• Callie: A golden egg! You might be able to use that!
• Marie: Nice work, Agent 3- and Smallfry too! Keep going!
• Marie: What's up with the oozy splotches on his belly?
• Callie: Whoa! A fuzzball came out!
• Mr. Grizz: You're not clocking out that easily.
• Marie: More Fuzzy Ooze!
• Marie: What's he doing? Rolling over?
• Callie: He's making the whole rocket rotate! Move with the rotation, Agent 3!
• Callie: Keep it up! You're halfway through a full rotation!
• Marie: All right! There's the fuzzball!
• Mr. Grizz: Ah, a setback. But this is a GROWTH INDUSTRY!
• Callie: Where'd he go?
• Marie: Looks like he's gonna roll again. Brace yourself!
• Callie: Mr. Grizz is sitting down! He's up to something...
• Callie: Finish this, Agent 3! NOW!

After Agent 3 destroys the final fuzzball (Part 1 transition into Part 2)

• Mr. Grizz: You are proactive, aren't you...
• Mr. Grizz: But it's time to clock out. In a few moments, Earth will be ruled by mammals once again.
• DJ Octavio: GYAH HAH HAH! Not if I crash your big finish!
• DJ Octavio: You're not dropping this beat on OUR turf!
• Callie: We'll hype you up from here, Agent 3!
• Shiver: Listen up! It's going down...
• Shiver: Repping the Splatlands, we are DEEP CUT!
• Frye: Ready up there?
• Frye: Let's bust that bear!
• Big Man: AY, AAY!
• Shiver: You lip-synch...
• Shiver: We drip ink-
• Callie: SHIVER, FRYE, AND BIG MAAAN!
• Marie: Oh. Our turn?
• Cuttlefish: Hit it!
• DJ Octavio: That heavenly melody!
• Cuttlefish: Look! Marine-life is flowing up there!
• Frye: Streams of light...
• Shiver: "Three lights... united to consume disaster..."
• Frye:: It is as it was foretold. Behold! HUGEFRY!
• Big Man: AAAY! (OHHH YEAH!)
• Callie: WHOA! Smallfry and Mr. Grizz got HUGE-IFIED!
• Callie: They’re so… ADORABLE!
• Marie (Speaking for the Captain): “The bear is filled with Fuzzy Ooze! Eliminate the Fuzzballs to help Hugefry!”
• Marie: Er, just quoting the Captain here.
• Marie: He’s trying to deliver the Fuzzy Ooze himself! You’ve got to stop him!
• Frye: You ooze, you lose. Go back to Ursa WHINER!
• Cuttlefish: You ready, Octavio?
• DJ Octavio: GYAH HA HA! Pilot hatch unlocked!
• DJ Octavio: Fuzzballs… meet my Ink Vac! Hop in, Agent 3!
• Callie: You heard him! Steer the Octobot King and vacuum those Fuzzballs up!
• Marie: We only have 3 minutes and 33 seconds before he slams into the Earth! Hurry!

Dialogue during the boss fight’s gameplay (Part 2, Vacuuming the Fuzzballs)

• Frye: Hop in with ZL, and use L to steer and move forward!
• Shiver: The Ink Vac will stretch waaay out there if you hold down ZR!
• Marie: Watch out! Enemies incoming!
• Callie: Heads up! Enemies are boarding!
• Cuttlefish: Oho! It’s working!
• Callie: There are more Fuzzballs up ahead! Get the next one!
• Cuttlefish: Yo, Octavio! Check it out!
• Cuttlefish: There are fake Fuzzballs floatin’ out there! Be careful!
• Marie: You can’t suck up the fakes? Yikes!
• DJ Octavio: GYAH! Don't fall for the fakes! You can't suck 'em up!
• Frye: OK, OK! Only two left!
• DJ Octavio: GYAH HA HA! NICE!
• Shiver: His back is wide open!
• Big Man: Aaay! (Suck it up!)
• DJ Octavio: Keep the enemy in sight, and aim carefully!
• Marie: Watch out! Enemies incoming!
• Callie: Heads up! Enemies are boarding!
• Shiver: Down to two minutes!
• DJ Octavio: GYAH HA HA! NICE!
• Callie: Yesss! Just one more to go!
• Marie: This is it, Agent 3! IT'S NOW OR NEVER!
• Frye: YES! Go, Hugefry! Get in there!
• Shiver: That's it! Keep holding him down!
• Big Man: Aaay! (Now! While you can!)
• Big Man: AAAY! (One minute left!)

After sucking up the final Fuzzball

• Callie: We got all of the Fuzzballs... Now what?
• DJ Octavio: I'll tell you what! We fire that fuzz right back!
• Marie (Speaking for the Captain): "Blast the stuffing out of him with ZR!" That's an order from the Captain!
• Cuttlefish: First rule of battlefield! NEVER GIVE UP!
• Callie: BOOYAAAAAAAAAH!
• Callie: WAAH! We're out of time!

After blasting the stuffing out

• Mr. Grizz: It seems all of my work... has been for nothing.
• Mr. Grizz: The times have changed. The world can never be the same as it was. Moving forward... is the future.
• Mr. Grizz: I suppose this is it, then.
• Mr. Grizz: You will not recieve service paaaaaay...

After Return of the Mammalians Boss Fight and Deep Cut broadcast

• Callie: Agent 3! Agent 3!
• Callie: I'm so glad you're okay! I mean... I knew you would be!
• Marie: Nicely done.
• Marie: We saw it all. The daring. The bravery. The inkcredible skills. Who knew Smallfry could do all that! A-and you were there too!
• Callie: Yeah! Agent 3 basically saved the planet. Does anyone other than us realize that?
• Cuttlefish: Bein' a hero, well... it's a real trip. A voyage, if you will. Some kinda... tour... where you go places...
• Cuttlefish: Booyah!
• Marie: Uh... well said, Gramps. Oh, the captain was full of praise for you too. There was a heartfelt nod of approval.
• Callie: Hear, hear!
• Callie: Well, until next time...
• Marie: Stay fresh!