Palette/Quotes

Unconfigured Palettes

“	Smollusk's top secwet notes! They're wocked up tight unwess someone fiddles with the contwol room on the top floor!	”
— Smollusk

Pearl's Palette

“	Did you know I study my enemies' moves in the name of order? Thanks to the digital tickets those jerks sent me, I watch all the livestweams of their shows! Then I check the VODs to examine evewy detail of their evewy move. CURSE THAT PEAWL! She's too cool...	”
— Smollusk

Marina's Palette

“	Mawina used to understand the value of an unchanging world. But then SHE changed! What happened?! Phooey! I'll never forgive whoever got to Mawina! And I won't forgive Mawina either for betwaying her pwinciples! I'm gonna punish ALL of them!	”
— Smollusk

Agent 4's Palette

“	THIS is who Mawina wanted in charge of Memverse secuwity? This unfwappable, fwee-spiwited so-and-so? I would never abide it! Buuut... no weason such stwength shouldn't be used to pwotect a world of order. An Order Defense Force is MUCH cooler than a New Squidbeak Splatoon anyway! No lawless do-gooder would be beyond our gwasp!	”
— Smollusk

Callie's Palette

“	This Cawwie and her foolish airheaded ways are a menace to any self-wespecting fan of order. She never wistens to her betters! Huh? She's friends with some Octolings, you say? Not only is she cute, she's a nice wady too! WAIT! Is her twue plan to lure Octolings to the squid world with her charm?! How wepwehensible! She must be PUNISHED!	”
— Smollusk

Upon obtaining Callie's Palette:

Marina

Aaah! This is Callie's Palette!

Pearl

Man, I haven't caught up with Callie in a minute. Hope
she's doing OK. She seems pretty good every time
I see her on TV.

Marina

Yeah. But can you even picture Callie NOT doing well?

Marie's Palette

“	What was this one's name? Mawie? She's pwobably the most pwomising of the bunch. Her bwilliant, sharp mind cuts through the noise and stwaightens out chaotic airheads! She's pwactically a guardian of order alweady! Except... she kinda seems OK with chaos? And that's a big no-no for sewious order fans! BLEH! NO THANKS!	”
— Smollusk

Upon obtaining Marie's Palette:

Marina

No way! Marie's Palette is here too?!

Marina

Wait. Then you're holding...a piece of Marie's soul?
That's too cool! And I'm close enough to TOUCH it.
I'm freaking out over here!

Pearl

Woah there, 'Rina! Breathe, girl. Find your chill.

Shiver's Palette

“	I saw this Shiver person call a giant beast "Master"! But I didn't see this "Master" teaching her any wessons. Maybe this so-called Shiver is just twying to suck up to it? NOT OK! Fwatterers like her can never twuly be twusted. Her chaotic lies must be PUNISHED!	”
— Smollusk

Upon obtaining Shiver's Palette:

Marina

Shiver is so graceful and elegant...

Pearl

Yeah, I guess. It's just, sometimes when I'm talking
to Frye, I can feel Shiver's eyes boring holes in me.

Marina

Really? Huh. Can't say I've ever noticed that.

Frye's Palette

“	GWAAAH! What a chaotic mess! Is this what souls are like in Spwatsville?! And get this. Sometimes it pways a stwange flute and POOF! A bunch of yellow cweatures appear and do twicks! Incwedible! Wow, they seem so tame and fwiendwy with the— NO! Keeping someone capable of such feats around would only distwact me fwom my mission. For the sake of order, they must all be PUNISHED!	”
— Smollusk

Upon obtaining Frye's Palette:

Pearl

Yesss! We found Frye's Palette!

Marina

Frye is so adorable. I love how every time we meet,
she makes a beeline right for you!

Pearl

Yeah, though it's always a toss-up whether she's
coming in to hug me or punch me.

Big Man's Palette

“	I've seen how this big manta was waised with wuv in a warm, caring household! Life seems tough for him wight now. He's got wesponsibiwities as head of his cwan, fwiends who give him all sorts of gwief, and a job that keeps him up wate writing songs. So why is there always such a happy gweam in his eyes?! BWECH! It annoys me, so he must be PUNISHED!	”
— Smollusk

Upon obtaining Big Man's Palette:

Pearl

Hey, it's Big Man's Palette!

Pearl

Oh man, that Ian BGM alias is super fresh. He shoulda
just gone with that stage name for everything.

Marina

WHAT? Are you telling me Ian BGM and Big Man
are the same person?!

Murch's Palette

“	I saw this guy conducting some sketchy business with that suspiciouswy spiky-headed old guy! Although now it seems like maybe he's wondering if he's satisfied with his cuwwent station in life? Don't give up! There's always a future in order for industwious young men. Wash your hands of these chaotic ways as soon as you can!	”
— Smollusk

Upon obtaining Murch's Palette:

Pearl

Murch? Oh yeah, that little squirt!

Marina

"Little squirt"? Pearl, he's been taller than you for
a while now.

Marina

I heard that Murch found a job out of town. I'd love
to catch up with him for a chat.

Sheldon's Palette

“	I personawwy saw this so-called Sheldon person taking on two small, adowable disciples a lot like me! WHICH MEANS...he took two young, impwessionable children who've known him since they were babies and waised them to inhewit his wegacy. What sort of tewwible person would drill a wuv for weapons into children so young? This is an outwage! He must be PUNISHED!	”
— Smollusk

Upon obtaining Sheldon's Palette:

Marina

Oh, this Palette is from Sheldon!

Marina

Where'd Sheldon move to again? Splatsville?
He's found a whole new audience for his lectures
on weapons, and I lvoe that for him!

Pearl

Oof. Those poor, poor saps in Splatsville...

DJ Octavio's Palette

“	HWAAAT?! This is a big-shot Octarian! He seems to spend most of his time these days fwying around in his bwand-new robot. But this is no time to be gwinding wasabi! The happiness of all Octokind depends on you! Pull yourself together! The magistwate of order doesn't pway favowites, not even for big shots. I sentence him to PUNISHMENT!	”
— Smollusk

Upon obtaining DJ Octavio's Palette:

Marina

What the?! Even Octavio has a Palette here?

Pearl

He used to be your boss, right? We'll put this thing
to work as revenge for him running you ragged!

Marina

I mean...he didn't work me THAT hard. But we're going
to get a lot of use out of this anyway! Sorry, sir!

Agent 8's Palette

“	Oh, hiii, Eight! Can you tell I'm behaving myself and doing a good job as boss of the Spire? I have all the Jelletons here with me, so it doesn't get too wonely. But I still want you and Peawl and Mawina and Acht to come pway sometimes! You'll always have a fwiend in Smollusk!	”
— Smollusk