Inkopolis News

Callie and Marie hosting Inkopolis News in the studio.

“	Callie: Hold on to your tentacles... Marie: It's Inkopolis News time!	”
— Inkopolis News

Inkopolis News is a live television event hosted by the Squid Sisters, Callie and Marie. Each time players start Splatoon and every four hours thereafter, Inkopolis News is shown. It provides information regarding upcoming Splatfests, Updates, and the current Regular Battle and Ranked Battle stages.

Segments

Stage News

Callie and Marie announcing the current stages.

Stage News is a segment shown at a four-hour interval and every time players begin playing Splatoon. It is used to announce the current Regular and Ranked Battle stages. If a player is occupied when Stage News should be shown, it will appear once they finish that activity. For example, if someone is playing Turf War when the stages are rotated, the Stage News will be shown once they complete their current match.

“	Callie: Let's unveil the current regular battle stages! Marie: All right!	”
— Stage News

Update News

Callie and Marie introducing a new weapon.

Whenever a new weapon, stage, or mode is introduced in Splatoon, a special segment called Update News is shown.

“	Callie:More weapons are now available! Marie: Sweet... Callie: We'll need to ask Sheldon for the deets.	”
— Update News

Splatfest News

Callie and Marie preparing to announce the upcoming Splatfest theme.

Callie and Marie after announcing the upcoming Splatfest theme.

All Splatfest News quotes can be found here.
The week before a Splatfest begins, Callie and Marie announce the theme in a segment called Splatfest News.

“	Callie: Before we reveal today's stages, some special news! Marie: What is it? What is it?! Callie: We've received word from...on high. Marie: You don't mean...?! Callie: That's right, there's going to be a Splatfest soon! Marie: OOH! What's the theme? What's the theme?! Callie: Just a moment! The theme is descending as we speak! Marie: Let's see it! Let's see it! Callie: ...Aaaand it's here! We've got the Splatfest theme! Marie: Let's hear it! Let's hear it! Callie: All right then, I'll announce the theme! Marie: *gulp*... Callie: The theme for the upcoming Splatfest is... Marie: Wait for iiiiiit...	”
— Splatfest News

Audio

Music

Main article: Music

• Inkopolis News
• Splatfest News

Sound Effects

• Squid Sisters' voice clips

Studio

Callie and Marie can be seen talking in the studio on the second floor of Inkopolis Plaza. If a player looks at them for a certain period of time, they will look at the player and smile and wave before returning to their discussion.

Trivia

• Every four hours a sign saying, 'News update! Let's go to Callie and Marie live in the studio' will pop up and the player will have to watch Inkopolis News. If they are doing a multiplayer battle, it will pop up after a match. If the player is in either Octo Valley or playing in the Battle Dojo, when they exit it they will see the sign.

• After defeating DJ Octavio in Enter the Octobot King! for the first time, a special Inkopolis News episode will be seen, and the plaza will be at night time. After this, the Template:S' credits will be seen.

Gallery

• File:Inkopolisnewsstart.jpg

  The start of Inkopolis News.

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  Callie and Marie concluding Inkopolis News.

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  Animated GIF of the Squid Sisters waving at the player from their studio.

• File:SquidSistersInGame.png

  Still of the Squid Sisters waving.