User:Inkblot

Woomies and veemos, kids and squids, cephalopods of all ages...

Welcome to my user page!

In Splatoon 3, I go by the moniker of "Jel," the multifaceted board member. If you see me... just hope you don't get paired with me in the lobby. Unless you like losing...

Splatoon 3

Stats:

Here is some info on my Splatoon 3 account:

• Weapon(s):
  • Aerospray MG: Actually good at using this as a slayer! Sort of!
  • Big Swig Roller: I tend to like weapons with good paint

• Three Splatfests, so far
  • Friends vs. Family vs. Solo (bold indicates what team I was on); Ruler class; won a 100x battle
  • Friday vs. Saturday vs. Sunday: Dora says; "cAn YOu sAY 'mIRrOr MaTch' eN EsPAñOl?"
  • Drums vs. Guitar vs. Keyboard: My third L. (NO, I am NOT a Frye simp. I can hear you over there!)
  • Birb vs. Bunni vs. Mr. Grizz's illegitimate child: "...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the LORD did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
• Clothing: (as of 3/21/24)
  • Fake Contacts
  • SplatJack 2000
  • Blue Sea Slugs
• RoTM:
  • Done in like two hours- Wait is that Mr. Grizz floating in space in the credits?
• Rank:
  • Anarchy Power: B
    • I did the rank-up! Yee
  • Salmon Run Next Wave: Profreshional 60/99

Preferences:

Weapons

• Favorites:
  • Shooters: These are ever-versatile, and can accompany many different roles.
  • Some Rollers: Very powerful, the better Splatana/Brush
  • Dualies: Same as shooters, but I wish they had better accuracy
  • Splatanas are okay
• Least favorites:
  • The Dynamo, both of them: Waaaaay to slow for my tastes
  • Chargers and Stringers: I just can't play aggressively with these.
  • Sloshers: Just so annoying to use
  • Brushes: WHY ARE THEY SO FAST I HATE IT
  • Splatlings: I just don't like them.
  • Brellas: fire rate is too slow
  • Clash Blaster: Please, for the sake of literally EVERY Sploon player out there... DO NOT use this piece of garbage.

Idols

• Squid Sisters: Marie is my personal favorite, with her withdrawn personality and stale humor.
• Off the Hook: Actually, I'm not sure if I like either of them.
• Deep Cut: Big Man, 'cause he is so chill, buff, AND cute at the same time!

Inkipedia

I have a fair few contributions, including but not limited to the competitive pages for the Aerospray MG and Triple Splashdown. Please help finish these pages and more! The community needs us!

Where you can actually find me

I don't have Discord, or any other social media, so you can't find me there.

However, I am on Scratch: poyopoyo77

This is the only place online where anyone actually can find me at any time of the week.

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And that's all for now... Don't expect much else...