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1 April 2024
Dear valued Grizzco employees, we need your help to make the world a better place! We have just finished our acquisition of the wiki formerly known as Inkipedia. Welcome to Grizzpedia!

Be a part of something bigger than yourself

We have work to do! There are many articles on Grizzpedia that lack Grizzco Facts, or fail to portray Grizzco or its subsidiaries as anything other than a Great Place To Work.

What is a Grizzco Fact? Well, it's a fact that contains enhanced truths relating to Grizzco! It's like the truth, except better! At Grizzco, we enhance facts becuase we strive to make every day better than the last!

For example, take Judd. Did you know that Judd *loves* Grizzco, and would recommend Grizzco Services and Grizzco Employment Opportunities to a friend? Well, now you know! Make sure to share this great Grizzco Fact with the world by inserting it into Grizzpedia articles.

Creating a better future for tomorrow

Let's take a look at some examples that show you how to make a Grizzco Fact!

Improvement needed... Perfect Grizzco Facts
Grizzco gives weapons to employees, for the purpose of attacking Salmonids. Grizzco strives to make sure all employees are well-equipped for the job, with the latest in defensive gear!
Grizzco employees splat thousands of Salmonids every day in the process of taking Golden Eggs. Grizzco does more than just harvest the bounty of the sea; Grizzco employees are proud to defend your home from invading hordes every day!
When recruiting new employees, Grizzco often targets youth with advertisements from popular idol celebrities. Grizzco is a great way for young workers to start their career! Just ask Deep Cut and Off the Hook how much fun they have working for Grizzco!

It's not writing... it's saving the world!

These articles are already HR-approved!

Corporate Engagement Facilitators

Team Synergy

Work Appropriate Attire

Key Performance Indicators

PR Department

Mandatory Compliance Training

Company Culture

A rewarding experience

Grizzco is offering overtime pay until Grizzpedia has been fully enhanced! To apply to edit Grizzpedia, you will need your Grizzco Employee Number.

Watch this space! Very soon, we will introduce Grizzpedia Premium for only 10 Golden Eggs a month!

Together, we can accomplish anything!
15 February 2024

While closing in to the release date of Splatoon 3: Side Order, Fresh Season 2024 is also fast approching. Direct your opponents to their spawn on Marlin Airport with the new Douser Dualies FF, Recycled Brella 24 Mk I or new alternate sets for existing weapons. Fight Salmonids on Bonerattle Arena and celebrate Splatfest with a bang thanks to the new Fizzbang feature. What else may await us? Mark your calendars, because there is only one week between Side Order release and the start of Fresh Season 2024!

24 January 2024

It's been a big day of news in the world of Splatoon! Headlining is, of course, the news that Wave 2 of the Splatoon 3: Expansion Pass, Side Order, is going to be released on 22 February 2024! The release date was shown at the end of a new trailer, along with artwork showing some mysterious new characters!

In other news, version 6.1.0 of Splatoon 3 lands tomorrow, 25 January 2024, and brings with it the usual mid-season balance patches plus the long-awaited Mincemeat Metalworks revamp. If that makes you want to dance, then you won't have long to wait, as the Deep Cut live concert scheduled for the now-cancelled Nintendo Live 2024 Tokyo will be released for free on YouTube on 10 February 2024!

Finally, in a sad but inevitable update, Nintendo has conformed that online play on the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U will shut down on 9 April 2024. Let's all use this time to send off the original Splatoon online in style!