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{{Infobox/Character
|color = {{SiteColor|Splatoon 3}}
|title = me!
|image = Tons-of-ducks Annie with Moe.png
|species = human
|location = the usa
}}
== hi hello ==
== hi hello ==
im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.
im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.


the reason im here is because i get angry whenever i see something misspelled and i have the urge to translate things from japanese into english if they aren't already. also im hyped for s3.
the reason im here is because:
 
A) i get pissed off whenever i see something that doesn't look formal enough (example: using second person when talking about the player. please stop doing that people.),
 
B) Japanese translations are missing and/or incorrect,


other games i like include TF2 (bonk), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), Ori (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense)
C) music article key signatures are missing and/or incorrect (i have perfect pitch so i edit stuff like that a lot),
 
and D) splatoon is my hyperfixation.
 
other games i like include TF2 (bonk), League of Legends (yes, people on there can be rude, but there are still nice people too), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), the Ori games (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense.)


=== weapons i main: ===
=== weapons i main: ===


* Custom Dualie Squelchers
* Custom Dualie Squelchers (S2)
* Octo Shot Replica
* Octo Shot Replica (S2)
* E-liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here]
* E-Liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here] (S2)
* Hero Dualie Replicas
** they should've kept it with ink storm in splatoon 3. WHY DID THEY GIVE IT WAVE BREAKER OF ALL THINGS.
*Splat Charger (S3) [insert another comedic sniper reference here]
*Splash-o-Matic (S3)
*Dualie Squelchers (S3)
*N-ZAP '89 (S3)


=== how i got into splatoon: ===
=== how i got into splatoon: ===
i dont remember a lot but i got into around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge
i dont remember a lot (my memory is trash) but i first got into it around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge


and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though
and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though.


=== some other things you might wanna know: ===
=== some other things you might wanna know: ===
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* i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
* i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
* my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
* my favorite octo canyon level is [[The Octopark|the octopark]] and my favorite octo expansion station is [[Gnarly Rails Station|gnarly rails station]]
* favorite bands are dedf1sh, off the hook, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) <sub>(<small>no seriously i just might please nintendo)</small></sub>
* THE MUSIC. MY GOD, IT'S SO GOOD.
* i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
** favorite bands are [[dedf1sh]], [[Turquoise October|turquoise october]], and [[Diss-Pair|diss-pair]] (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) <sub>(<small>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now im crying)</small></sub>
* i stand by the opinion that [[pearl]] has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
* cute cephalopods
* cute cephalopods
*big man
*'''BANG BING.'''


==== things about me: ====
==== things i don't like about splatoon: ====


* people who don't like idols for petty reasons (pearl and frye are beautiful the way they are <3)
* "A communication error has occured."
* [[One-Way Ride through Target Town|one-way ride through target town]]. the whole damn thing.
* no squidbeatz in spoon 3. >:(
=== things about me: ===
* i have a pixilart, you can find it [https://www.pixilart.com/ahiru-c-onna here]
* i'm also a troper on [https://tvtropes.org/ TV Tropes]. yes, it ruined my life.
* im on the autism spectrum
* im on the autism spectrum
* my favorite / comfort food is cookie dough ice cream
* i know english (native), some japanese (my parents forced me to learn it), and some hindi
* i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
 
* i have a pixilart, you can find it [https://www.pixilart.com/ahiru-c-onna here]
==== things i like: ====
* my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
*favorite bands / music artists include Patricia Taxxon, PUPtheband, Graham Kartna, and Louie Zong
*art, music, psychology, linguistics, history, and trivia stuff
 
==== things i don't like: ====
 
* people who hate on people for liking something without a good reason why they hate it <sup>like, you can have personal preferences and crap, but leave the people who actually like something you dont alone</sup>
* doing dishes.
* elon musk.
* actually, just capitalism in general.
 
== in-game data ==
 
=== splatoon 2 ===
username: ahiru_onna
 
main weapons: see above
 
Octo Canyon: 1000% complete
 
Octo Expansion: beat the main story, haven't 1000% completed it yet


== splatfest choices ==
=== splatoon 3 ===
never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i ''did'' participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever
username: TOD13


=== S2 ===
splashtag name: celestial avocado roll


==== NA & international fests: ====
main weapons: see above
<gallery>
File:Splatfest World Premiere Promotional Artwork NA EU&OC.jpg|'''Team Ice Cream:''' cookie dough is so yummy, also cookies n cream
File:S2 Artwork Ketchup vs Mayo OTH.jpg|'''Team Ketchup:''' mayo is only good on chicken sandwiches. ketchup goes with more things. also it tastes better, so there's that.
File:S2 Pearl and Marina Flight vs Invisibility art.jpg|'''Team Flight:''' seems more useful, as much as i wanna go into a store and steal all the food. plus with flight, you dont have to use cars, and i dont have a driver's license yet soooooo
File:Pearl Vampire Marina Werewolf.jpg|'''Team Vampire:''' vampires are more terrifying than werewolves. also they're probably easier to splat (i dunno if i can say the other thing here)
File:S2 Sci-fi vs. Fantasy Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Sci-Fi:''' i mostly read historical fiction, but i like sci-fi better cus of the technology n stuff.
File:S2 Sweater vs. Sock Official Promo.jpg|'''Neutral:''' both suck and sound extremely itchy. as a person with sensory issues, i hate itchy things. though the icon for team sweater is adorable.
File:S2 Action vs. Comedy Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Comedy:''' i like the comedy genre better than the action one. except for scenes where the main character gets embarrassed.
File:S2 Money vs. Love Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Love:''' i feel like if we didnt make fun of each other for things we cant control, we could achieve more.
File:S2 Chicken vs. Egg Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Egg:''' what Marina said about evolution over the course of generations makes sense to me. the egg probably came first. but why do we care???
File:S2 Baseball vs. Soccer Official Promo.jpeg|'''Team Baseball:''' seems more fun than soccer. also pearl kinda reminds me of scout
File:S2 Raph vs. Leo Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' tmnt is weird, man
File:S2 Splatfest Pulp vs No-Pulp Official Promo.jpg|'''Team No Pulp:''' pulp has a weird texture, and i dont like foods with weird textures
File:S2 Squid vs Octopus Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' both. both are adorable.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Fork vs Spoon.jpg|'''Neither:''' just use a spork bro, solves this whole problem
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Retro vs Modern.jpg|'''Team Modern:''' eh, i just like the style better. both are cool tho.
File:S2 Splatoween Promo artwork.jpg|'''Team Trick:''' where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg my least favorite neighbor's house? (screw u kim >:D)
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Salsa vs Guac.jpg|'''Team Guac:''' guac tastes better. unless is super spicy or liquidy. i hate liquidy guacamole.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Hero vs Villain.jpg|'''Neither:''' i just like whatever characters i like, not really based on whether they're heroes or villains
File:S2 Frosty Fest Off the Hook1.jpg|'''Team Friend:''' i'd probably hang out with my friends. but i dunno, i havent moved out of my parent's place yet. also pearl and marina's alt color schemes are rad.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Pancake vs Waffle.jpg|'''Team Pancake:''' pancakes are yummier somehow. and waffle irons are hard to clean. and what marina said about pancakes being scared of toppings isnt true >:(
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Knight vs Wizard.jpg|'''Team Knight:''' i want a giant sword to stab people with, that sounds awesome (that made me sound like a 5-year-old...)
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Hare vs Tortoise.jpg|'''Team Hare:''' "slow and steady wins the race" isn't true when it comes to actual races. just go as fast as you can, you'll probably be fine. probably.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Time Travel vs Teleportation.jpg|'''Team Teleportation:''' teleportation sounds more convenient. no time paradoxes for me, thanks
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Unicorn vs Narwhal.jpg|'''Neither:''' not really interested in either one.
File:S2 Chaos vs Order Pearl and Marina.png|'''Team Order:''' too much of either is bad, but if it's more order than chaos, i'll like it
</gallery>


==== EU fests: ====
Return of the Mammalians: 1000%
<gallery>
File:S2 Front Roll vs. Back Roll Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Front Roll:''' i just prefer it that way, no fancy reason
File:S2 Warm breakfast vs. Cold breakfast Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' both are yummy (man i want pancakes and coffee...)
File:S2 Film vs. Book Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Book:''' whenever i watch TV my entire family wants to watch with me. when i read books i dont have to share it with anyone. (The BFG will always be my favorite)
File:S2 Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Gherk-OUT:''' blehhhhhh pickles taste gross :(
File:S2 Salty vs. Sweet Official Promo.jpeg|'''Neither:''' both are good
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Adventure vs Relax.jpg|'''Team Adventure:''' i wanna climb up the hills near my house... just once...
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Eat It vs Save It.jpg|'''Neither:''' i dont know which i do, do i guess im neutral???
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Kid vs Grown-Up.jpg|'''Neither:''' both have tons of detriments. i cant eat ice cream whenever i want right now, and when im an adult, i hafta do taxes n stuff
</gallery>


==== JA fests: ====
smallfry name: Mushy
<gallery>
File:Rock Pearl.jpg|'''Team Rock:''' pop music mostly sounds the same to me. also have you heard The Dream Is Over from PUP? so good.
File:Pearl Fries Marina McNuggets.jpg|'''Team McNuggets:''' mcdonalds fries are disgusting, they arent well done and theyre unevenly salted >:(
File:S2 Agility vs. Endurance Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' i dont know what it means. what does it meaaaan
File:S2 With vs. Without Lemon Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Lemon:''' lemon is really yummy, also i think it's good for you? yup, just googled it, reduces risk of cancer apparently so that's awesome
File:S2 Warm Inner Wear vs. Warm Outer Wear Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Outer Wear:''' i just really like these 2 jackets i have ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
File:S2 Champion vs. Challenger Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' havent read all the sploon manga yet
File:S2 Flower vs. Dumpling Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Dango:''' never had it but it looks really gooooooood
File:S2 Latest Model vs. Popular Model Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Most Popular:''' if it's popular, that probably means it's really good.
File:S2 Unknown Creature vs. Advanced Technology Official Promo.jpeg|'''Team New Lifeform:''' more species!!! also we probably haven't discovered something that tastes really good...........
File:S2 Splatfest Sanrio Tournament.jpeg|'''Team Cinnamoroll, Team Pompompurin, Team My Melody (in order of fests):''' i like them better. pompompurin is the cutest i cant
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Mushroom Mountain vs Bamboo Shoot Village.jpg|'''Neither:''' arent they the same thing in different shapes??? seems pointless to be fighting over it
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Tsubuan vs Koshian.jpg|'''Neither:''' never tried it, and it honestly looks gross
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Pocky Chocolate vs Pocky Gokuboso.jpg|'''Neither:''' again, same thing, different shape.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Boke vs Tsukkomi.jpg|'''Neither:''' havent seen this trope a lot, so i cant really pick. also yes, i go on TV Tropes.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Ce vs Pa.jpg|'''Neither:''' dont watch baseball, let alone japanese baseball ("this ball is long gone, just like the ex-girlfriend who never returned! home run!!!" -some baseball announcer dude)
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Without Pineapple vs With Pineapple.jpg|'''Team No Pineapple:''' never had subuta but i dont think pineapple would go well in it
</gallery>


== place where i put pictures with funny captions ==
== splatfest choices ==
i was bored, ok?
never participated in any splatfests until splatoon 3.


=== pictures that are mine: ===
i was going to make a separate page for this, but it wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever.
<gallery>
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
File:Paul with a mop.png|it's paul with a mop (wow) <sub>(look at him go)</sub>
!Splatfest
</gallery>
!Team I Chose
!Winning Team
!Reason Why I Chose The Team
|-
|[[Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors]]
|Scissors
|Rock
|personal preference.
|-
|[[Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun]]
|Grub
|Gear
|if im gonna be stuck on some random island for god knows how long, i may as well have some snack-y things
|-
|[[Grass vs. Fire vs. Water]]
|Fire
|Water
|https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro
|-
|[[Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour]]
|Sweet
|Sweet
|all the best foods are sweet or savory, but savory isn't one of the options, so sweet it is
|-
|[[Dark Chocolate vs. Milk Chocolate vs. White Chocolate]]
|Milk Chocolate
|White Chocolate
|i like all three but milk chocolate is my favorite.
|-
|[[Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot]]
|Nessie
|Nessie
|nessie seems like the most likely to exist/have existed. also my scottish ancestors will smite me if i don't choose nessie.
|-
|[[Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage]]
|Power
|Power
|im already wise, and who needs courage when you can have power?
|-
|[[Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip]]
|Mint Chip
|Vanilla
|all three are great but mint is nice, especially in the summer
|-
|[[Money vs. Fame vs. Love]]
|Love
|Money
|love wins.
|-
|[[Shiver vs. Frye vs. Big Man]]
|Big Man
|Shiver
|what can i say? im a big man big stan
|-
|[[Zombie vs. Skeleton vs. Ghost]]
|Ghost
|Ghost
|...boo
|-
|[[Handshake vs. Fist Bump vs. Hug]]
|Fist Bump
|N/A
|handshakes and hugs have always been awkward to me
|-
|[[Kaiten-yaki vs. Ōban-yaki vs. Imagawa-yaki]]
|None
|N/A
|(i don't know what to type here)
|}


=== pictures that arent mine: ===
=== splatfests i couldn't partake in but support ===
<gallery>
File:Judd dance.gif|dancing boi
File:Red hi-horse in shrimp kicks.png|the most low-quality thing i've ever seen
File:S3 Li’l Judd.jpeg|he is an evil munchkin
File:Squid sisters paris.jpg|bro it's the squid sisters in paris how cool and cute is that
File:S3 Upside Down Tower.jpg|OH CRAP WHAT DID THEY DO???
File:S3 Octoling Rival closeup.jpg|she is glamorous
</gallery>


==tags==
==== splatoon 1 (im editing this part rn) ====
basically just all the splatfests i wasnt there for. there's a lot :/
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Splatfest
!Region
!Team I Support
!Winning Team
!Reason I Support the Team
|-
|Cats vs. Dogs
|NA
|Cats
|Dogs
|i have four cats.
|-
|Rock vs. Pop
|EU
|Rock
|Rock
|i listen to more rock, and pop music is kind of boring.
|-
|Rice vs. Bread
|JP
|Bread
|Rice
|i like both but i eat way more bread.
|-
|Roller Coasters vs. Water Slides
|NA
|Neither
|Roller Coasters
|i don't trust roller coasters or water slides.
|-
|Eating vs. Sleeping
|EU
|Sleeping
|Eating
|sleeping is nice.
|-
|Red Fox vs. Green Tanuki
|JP
|Red Fox
|Red Fox
|i used to not like tofu, but it's grown on me.
|-
|Marshmallows vs. Hot Dogs
|NA
|Marshmallows
|Marshmallows
|do you know anyone who actually roasts hot dogs over a campfire? no? didn't think so
|-
|North Pole vs. South Pole
|EU
|Neither
|South Pole
|man they weren't lying when they said EU fests were weird...
|-
|Lemon Tea vs. Milk Tea
|JP
|Milk Tea
|Milk Tea
|lemon tea is nice but milk tea is my preference. <small>also look at the ink colors lmao</small>
|-
|Autobots vs. Decepticons
|NA
|Neither
|Decepticons
|i don't watch transformers.
|-
|Singing vs. Dancing
|EU
|Singing
|Singing
|i like singing. im not good at dancing. but dancing is still awesome
|-
|Grasshopper vs. Ant
|JP
|Ant
|Grasshopper
|i tend to get homework/chores done right away, unless i forget
|-
|Art vs. Science
|NA
|Art
|Art
|i do digital art a lot. science is really interesting though
|-
|Messy vs. Tidy
|EU
|Both
|Messy
|my room is messy but my desk is clean. so that's ironic.
|-
|Airhead vs. Wisecracker
|JP
|Tsukkomi
|Tsukkomi
|im both. depends on the context.
|-
|Cars vs. Planes
|NA
|Planes
|Cars
|cars are the worst. we shouldn't have to have a car to go to places. that's why walkable cities are better. planes are fine though.
|-
|Squid vs. Octopus
|JP
|Both
|Squid
|they taste the same, and they're both delicious
|-
|Pirates vs. Ninjas
|NA
|Pirates
|Pirates
|do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate
|-
|Zombies vs. Ghosts
|EU
|Both
|Ghosts
|i can't choose, they're both cool.
|-
|Love vs. Money
|JP
|Love
|Love
|i am very lonely. :(
|-
|Burgers vs. Pizza
|NA
|Burgers
|Burgers
|borgir
|-
|Delicious vs. Disgusting
|EU
|Neither
|Disgusting
|i haven't tried pineapple on pizza before, so i can't really say if it's good or not
|-
|Mountain Food vs. Sea Food
|JP
|Mountain Food
|Sea Food
|i eat "mountain food" more.
|-
|Naughty vs. Nice
|NA
|Neither
|Naughty
|meh.
|-
|Fit vs. Rich
|EU
|Fit
|Fit
|who needs money when you're buff? (something like that)
|-
|Perfect Body vs. Perfect Brain
|JP
|Perfect Body
|Perfect Body
|↑↑↑
|-
|Past vs. Future
|NA
|Future
|Past
|i don't feel like causing a time paradox
|-
|Barbarian vs. Ninja
|EU
|Barbarian
|Barbarian
|"NO PRISONEEEEEEEERRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!!!" -Kled
|-
|Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Green
|JP
|Neither
|Pokémon Green
|haven't played either of 'em
|-
|Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Blue
|NA / EU
|Neither
|Pokémon Blue
|↑↑↑
|-
|Snowman vs. Sandcastle
|NA
|Snowman
|Sandcastle
|i hate sand. it gets everywhere.
|-
|Hoverboard vs. Jetpack
|EU
|Jetpack
|Hoverboard
|jetpacks are more useful (but it's all fun and games 'till u run out of fuel mid-air...)
|-
|Go all out! vs. Focus on healing
|JP
|Go all out!
|Focus on healing
|defense is for nerds (jk)
|-
|Spongebob vs. Patrick
|NA / EU
|Patrick
|Patrick
|LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
|-
|Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri vs. Red Salmon Onigiri
|JP
|Red Salmon Onigiri
|Tuna Mayonnaise
|not a huge fan of mayo. it's fine on chicken sandwiches and meh on everything else. salmon, on the other hand, is great.
|-
|Fancy Party vs. Costume Party
|All Regions
|Costume Party
|Fancy Party
|finally, an excuse to go to a party in full cosplay and not get weird looks
|-
|Early Bird vs. Night Owl
|NA
|Night Owl
|Night Owl
|i prefer nighttime
|-
|World Tour vs. Space Adventure
|EU
|World Tour
|World Tour
|space is terrifying. 'nuff said.
|-
|Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village
|JP
|Mushroom Mountain
|Bamboo Shoot Village
|i haven't tried chococones. chocorooms are yummy
|-
|Callie vs. Marie
|All Regions
|Callie
|Marie
|personal preference
|}
 
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Revision as of 22:02, 25 February 2024

me!
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hi hello

im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.

the reason im here is because:

A) i get pissed off whenever i see something that doesn't look formal enough (example: using second person when talking about the player. please stop doing that people.),

B) Japanese translations are missing and/or incorrect,

C) music article key signatures are missing and/or incorrect (i have perfect pitch so i edit stuff like that a lot),

and D) splatoon is my hyperfixation.

other games i like include TF2 (bonk), League of Legends (yes, people on there can be rude, but there are still nice people too), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), the Ori games (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense.)

weapons i main:

  • Custom Dualie Squelchers (S2)
  • Octo Shot Replica (S2)
  • E-Liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here] (S2)
    • they should've kept it with ink storm in splatoon 3. WHY DID THEY GIVE IT WAVE BREAKER OF ALL THINGS.
  • Splat Charger (S3) [insert another comedic sniper reference here]
  • Splash-o-Matic (S3)
  • Dualie Squelchers (S3)
  • N-ZAP '89 (S3)

how i got into splatoon:

i dont remember a lot (my memory is trash) but i first got into it around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge

and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though.

some other things you might wanna know:

things i like about splatoon:

  • i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
  • my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
  • THE MUSIC. MY GOD, IT'S SO GOOD.
  • i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
  • cute cephalopods
  • big man
  • BANG BING.

things i don't like about splatoon:

  • people who don't like idols for petty reasons (pearl and frye are beautiful the way they are <3)
  • "A communication error has occured."
  • one-way ride through target town. the whole damn thing.
  • no squidbeatz in spoon 3. >:(

things about me:

  • i have a pixilart, you can find it here
  • i'm also a troper on TV Tropes. yes, it ruined my life.
  • im on the autism spectrum
  • i know english (native), some japanese (my parents forced me to learn it), and some hindi

things i like:

  • my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
  • favorite bands / music artists include Patricia Taxxon, PUPtheband, Graham Kartna, and Louie Zong
  • art, music, psychology, linguistics, history, and trivia stuff

things i don't like:

  • people who hate on people for liking something without a good reason why they hate it like, you can have personal preferences and crap, but leave the people who actually like something you dont alone
  • doing dishes.
  • elon musk.
  • actually, just capitalism in general.

in-game data

splatoon 2

username: ahiru_onna

main weapons: see above

Octo Canyon: 1000% complete

Octo Expansion: beat the main story, haven't 1000% completed it yet

splatoon 3

username: TOD13

splashtag name: celestial avocado roll

main weapons: see above

Return of the Mammalians: 1000%

smallfry name: Mushy

splatfest choices

never participated in any splatfests until splatoon 3.

i was going to make a separate page for this, but it wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever.

Splatfest Team I Chose Winning Team Reason Why I Chose The Team
Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors Scissors Rock personal preference.
Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun Grub Gear if im gonna be stuck on some random island for god knows how long, i may as well have some snack-y things
Grass vs. Fire vs. Water Fire Water https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro
Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour Sweet Sweet all the best foods are sweet or savory, but savory isn't one of the options, so sweet it is
Dark Chocolate vs. Milk Chocolate vs. White Chocolate Milk Chocolate White Chocolate i like all three but milk chocolate is my favorite.
Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot Nessie Nessie nessie seems like the most likely to exist/have existed. also my scottish ancestors will smite me if i don't choose nessie.
Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage Power Power im already wise, and who needs courage when you can have power?
Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip Mint Chip Vanilla all three are great but mint is nice, especially in the summer
Money vs. Fame vs. Love Love Money love wins.
Shiver vs. Frye vs. Big Man Big Man Shiver what can i say? im a big man big stan
Zombie vs. Skeleton vs. Ghost Ghost Ghost ...boo
Handshake vs. Fist Bump vs. Hug Fist Bump N/A handshakes and hugs have always been awkward to me
Kaiten-yaki vs. Ōban-yaki vs. Imagawa-yaki None N/A (i don't know what to type here)

splatfests i couldn't partake in but support

splatoon 1 (im editing this part rn)

basically just all the splatfests i wasnt there for. there's a lot :/

Splatfest Region Team I Support Winning Team Reason I Support the Team
Cats vs. Dogs NA Cats Dogs i have four cats.
Rock vs. Pop EU Rock Rock i listen to more rock, and pop music is kind of boring.
Rice vs. Bread JP Bread Rice i like both but i eat way more bread.
Roller Coasters vs. Water Slides NA Neither Roller Coasters i don't trust roller coasters or water slides.
Eating vs. Sleeping EU Sleeping Eating sleeping is nice.
Red Fox vs. Green Tanuki JP Red Fox Red Fox i used to not like tofu, but it's grown on me.
Marshmallows vs. Hot Dogs NA Marshmallows Marshmallows do you know anyone who actually roasts hot dogs over a campfire? no? didn't think so
North Pole vs. South Pole EU Neither South Pole man they weren't lying when they said EU fests were weird...
Lemon Tea vs. Milk Tea JP Milk Tea Milk Tea lemon tea is nice but milk tea is my preference. also look at the ink colors lmao
Autobots vs. Decepticons NA Neither Decepticons i don't watch transformers.
Singing vs. Dancing EU Singing Singing i like singing. im not good at dancing. but dancing is still awesome
Grasshopper vs. Ant JP Ant Grasshopper i tend to get homework/chores done right away, unless i forget
Art vs. Science NA Art Art i do digital art a lot. science is really interesting though
Messy vs. Tidy EU Both Messy my room is messy but my desk is clean. so that's ironic.
Airhead vs. Wisecracker JP Tsukkomi Tsukkomi im both. depends on the context.
Cars vs. Planes NA Planes Cars cars are the worst. we shouldn't have to have a car to go to places. that's why walkable cities are better. planes are fine though.
Squid vs. Octopus JP Both Squid they taste the same, and they're both delicious
Pirates vs. Ninjas NA Pirates Pirates do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate
Zombies vs. Ghosts EU Both Ghosts i can't choose, they're both cool.
Love vs. Money JP Love Love i am very lonely. :(
Burgers vs. Pizza NA Burgers Burgers borgir
Delicious vs. Disgusting EU Neither Disgusting i haven't tried pineapple on pizza before, so i can't really say if it's good or not
Mountain Food vs. Sea Food JP Mountain Food Sea Food i eat "mountain food" more.
Naughty vs. Nice NA Neither Naughty meh.
Fit vs. Rich EU Fit Fit who needs money when you're buff? (something like that)
Perfect Body vs. Perfect Brain JP Perfect Body Perfect Body ↑↑↑
Past vs. Future NA Future Past i don't feel like causing a time paradox
Barbarian vs. Ninja EU Barbarian Barbarian "NO PRISONEEEEEEEERRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!!!" -Kled
Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Green JP Neither Pokémon Green haven't played either of 'em
Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Blue NA / EU Neither Pokémon Blue ↑↑↑
Snowman vs. Sandcastle NA Snowman Sandcastle i hate sand. it gets everywhere.
Hoverboard vs. Jetpack EU Jetpack Hoverboard jetpacks are more useful (but it's all fun and games 'till u run out of fuel mid-air...)
Go all out! vs. Focus on healing JP Go all out! Focus on healing defense is for nerds (jk)
Spongebob vs. Patrick NA / EU Patrick Patrick LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri vs. Red Salmon Onigiri JP Red Salmon Onigiri Tuna Mayonnaise not a huge fan of mayo. it's fine on chicken sandwiches and meh on everything else. salmon, on the other hand, is great.
Fancy Party vs. Costume Party All Regions Costume Party Fancy Party finally, an excuse to go to a party in full cosplay and not get weird looks
Early Bird vs. Night Owl NA Night Owl Night Owl i prefer nighttime
World Tour vs. Space Adventure EU World Tour World Tour space is terrifying. 'nuff said.
Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village JP Mushroom Mountain Bamboo Shoot Village i haven't tried chococones. chocorooms are yummy
Callie vs. Marie All Regions Callie Marie personal preference

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