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im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.
im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.


the reason im here is because i get angry whenever i see something misspelled and i have the urge to translate things from japanese into english if they aren't already. also im hyped for s3.
the reason im here is because:


other games i like include TF2 (bonk), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), Ori (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense)
A) i get pissed off whenever i see something that doesn't look formal enough (example: using second person when talking about the player. please stop doing that people.),
 
B) Japanese translations are missing and/or incorrect,
 
C) music article key signatures are missing and/or incorrect (i have perfect pitch so i edit stuff like that a lot),
 
and D) splatoon is my hyperfixation.
 
other games i like include TF2 (bonk), League of Legends (yes, people on there can be rude, but there are still nice people too), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), the Ori games (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense.)


=== weapons i main: ===
=== weapons i main: ===


* Custom Dualie Squelchers
* Custom Dualie Squelchers (S2)
* Octo Shot Replica
* Octo Shot Replica (S2)
* E-liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here]
* E-Liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here] (S2)
* Hero Dualie Replicas
** they should've kept it with ink storm in splatoon 3. WHY DID THEY GIVE IT WAVE BREAKER OF ALL THINGS.
*Splat Charger (S3) [insert another comedic sniper reference here]
*Splash-o-Matic (S3)
*Dualie Squelchers (S3)
*N-ZAP '89 (S3)


=== how i got into splatoon: ===
=== how i got into splatoon: ===
i dont remember a lot but i got into around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge
i dont remember a lot (my memory is trash) but i first got into it around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge


and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though
and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though.


=== some other things you might wanna know: ===
=== some other things you might wanna know: ===
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* i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
* i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
* my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
* my favorite octo canyon level is [[The Octopark|the octopark]] and my favorite octo expansion station is [[Gnarly Rails Station|gnarly rails station]]
* favorite bands are dedf1sh, off the hook, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) <sub>(<small>no seriously i just might please nintendo)</small></sub>
* THE MUSIC. MY GOD, IT'S SO GOOD.
* i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
** favorite bands are [[dedf1sh]], [[Turquoise October|turquoise october]], and [[Diss-Pair|diss-pair]] (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) <sub>(<small>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now im crying)</small></sub>
* i stand by the opinion that [[pearl]] has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
* cute cephalopods
* cute cephalopods
*big man
*'''BANG BING.'''


==== things about me: ====
==== things i don't like about splatoon: ====


* people who don't like idols for petty reasons (pearl and frye are beautiful the way they are <3)
* "A communication error has occured."
* [[One-Way Ride through Target Town|one-way ride through target town]]. the whole damn thing.
* no squidbeatz in spoon 3. >:(
=== things about me: ===
* i have a pixilart, you can find it [https://www.pixilart.com/ahiru-c-onna here]
* i'm also a troper on [https://tvtropes.org/ TV Tropes]. yes, it ruined my life.
* im on the autism spectrum
* im on the autism spectrum
* i know english (native), some japanese (my parents forced me to learn it), and some hindi
==== things i like: ====
* my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
* my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
* i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
*favorite bands / music artists include Patricia Taxxon, PUPtheband, Graham Kartna, and Louie Zong
* i have a pixilart, you can find it [https://www.pixilart.com/ahiru-c-onna here]
*art, music, psychology, linguistics, history, and trivia stuff
 
==== things i don't like: ====
 
* people who hate on people for liking something without a good reason why they hate it <sup>like, you can have personal preferences and crap, but leave the people who actually like something you dont alone</sup>
* doing dishes.
* elon musk.
* actually, just capitalism in general.
 
== in-game data ==
 
=== splatoon 2 ===
username: ahiru_onna
 
main weapons: see above
 
Octo Canyon: 1000% complete


== splatfest choices ==
Octo Expansion: beat the main story, haven't 1000% completed it yet
never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i ''did'' participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever


'''YO WASSUP''' if you're reading this im editing this part right now, so stay tuned for changes. or dont.
=== splatoon 3 ===
username: TOD13


=== S1 ===
splashtag name: celestial avocado roll


==== NA & international fests: ====
main weapons: see above
<gallery>
File:Cats vs. Dogs.png|'''Team Cats:''' the dogs my parents have are loud as heck. ergo, cats
File:North American Splatfest Roller Coasters vs Water Slides.jpg|'''Team Roller Coasters:''' never been on a waterslide and something tells me they're super unsanitary
File:North American Splatfest Marshmallows vs Hot Dogs.jpg|'''Team Marshmallow:''' never roasted hotdogs over a fire. i mean, do you know ANYONE who genuinely does that?
File:North American Splatfest Autobots vs Decepticons3.jpg|'''Neither:''' never watched transformers
File:North American Splatfest Art vs Science.jpg|'''Team Art:''' i like drawing a lot. science is still cool tho
File:North American Splatfest Cars vs Planes.jpg|'''Neither:''' sheesh i thought european splatfests were weird...
File:North American Splatfest Pirates vs Ninjas.jpg|'''Team Pirates:''' ninjas are overrated and overdone. yar har matey
File:North American Splatfest Burgers vs Pizza.jpg|'''Team Burgers:''' pizza is like, it's good for the first 2 slices and then it's bad. burgers arent like that
File:North American Naughty vs Nice.jpg|'''Neither:''' (⊙_⊙)?
File:North American Splatfest Past vs. Future.jpg|'''Team Future:''' why not?
File:S Splatfest Pokemon Red vs. Pokemon Blue.jpg|'''Neither:''' havent played either of them.
File:North American Splatfest Snowman vs. Sandcastle.jpg|'''Team Snowman:''' sand. it gets everywhere. it wont get off of everywhere. it takes forever to clean. ''it tastes bad''. snow isnt any of those things and it's fun to play with. unless it's yellow. dont eat if it's yellow.
File:North American Splatfest Spongebob vs. Patrick.jpg|'''Neither:''' havent watched spongebob in years.
File:Global Splatfest Fancy Party vs. Costume Party.jpg|'''Team Fancy Party:''' fancy party = yummy food. ...that's my only reason.
File:North American Splatfest Early Bird vs Night Owl.jpg|'''Team Night Owl:''' my sleep schedule is terrible. 'nuff said
File:Splatfest Callie vs Marie.jpg|'''Team Callie:''' callie is the best gumdrop cinnamon roll foo foo lollipop jellybean there is (she ties with pyro for said title)
</gallery>


==== EU fests: ====
Return of the Mammalians: 1000%
<gallery>
File:Rock vs. Pop.jpg|'''Team Rock:''' see JP fests.
File:European Splatfest Eating vs. Sleeping.png|'''Team Eating:''' yes, ''all the food''.
File:European Splatfest North Pole vs South Pole.jpg|'''Neither:''' uhhhhhhhh
File:European Splatfest Singing vs. Dancing.jpg|'''Team Singing:''' im better at it.
File:European Splatfest Messy vs Tidy.jpg|'''Team Messy:''' my room is just... chaotic
File:European Splatfest Zombies vs Ghosts.jpg|'''Neither:''' both are just as capable of killing you.
File:European Splatfest Delicious vs Disgusting.jpg|'''Neither:''' im neutral cause i dont really care if you like pineapple on pizza or not. i havent tried it and i dont wanna knock it till i have.
File:European Splatfest Fit vs Rich.jpg|'''Team Fit: 💪'''
File:European Splatfest Barbarian vs Ninja.jpg|'''Team Barbarian:''' "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. I've yet to meet one who can outsmart ''bullet''." -The Heavy
File:European Splatfest Hoverboard vs Jetpack.jpg|'''Team Jetpack:''' hilarious how this was a fest and a jetpack with a gun gets added in spoon 2
File:European Splatfest World Tour vs Space Adventure.jpg|'''Team World Tour:''' im goin to everywhere WOOOOOOOooooooo<sub>ooooooooo</sub>
</gallery>


==== JP fests: ====
smallfry name: Mushy
<gallery>
File:Bread Marie.jpg|'''Team Bread:''' eh, i just like it better. but both are really yummy
File:Green Tanuki Soba.jpg|'''Team Green Tanuki:''' the description of it sounds more appetizing, and the little tanuki marie's holding is adorable
File:Milk Tea Marie.jpg|'''Team Milk Tea:''' never tried lemon tea and i like milk tea
File:Ant (Proactive) Marie.jpg|'''Team Ant:''' never procrastinated on homework (unless i really didnt want to do it for whatever reason)
File:Japanese Splatfest Boke vs Tsukkomi.jpg|'''Neither:''' never seen this trope a lot
File:Japanese Splatfest Squid vs Octopus.jpg|'''Neither:''' they taste pretty much the same.
File:Love Callie.jpg|'''Team Love:''' bah i want a relationship.........
</gallery>


=== S2 ===
== splatfest choices ==
never participated in any splatfests until splatoon 3.


==== North America, Oceania, and International Splatfests ====
i was going to make a separate page for this, but it wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever.
{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Splatfest Name
!Splatfest
!Team I Chose
!Team I Chose
!Region
!Winning Team
!End Result
!Reason Why I Chose The Team
|-
|[[Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors]]
|Scissors
|Rock
|personal preference.
|-
|-
|Cake vs. Ice Cream
|[[Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun]]
|Ice Cream
|Grub
|NA,
|Gear
|
|if im gonna be stuck on some random island for god knows how long, i may as well have some snack-y things
|-
|-
|[[Mayo vs. Ketchup (2017)|Mayo vs. Ketchup]]
|[[Grass vs. Fire vs. Water]]
|Ketchup
|Fire
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Water
|Lose...
|https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro
|-
|-
|[[Flight vs. Invisibility]]
|[[Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour]]
|Flight
|Sweet
|NA, EU, OC
|Sweet
|Win!
|all the best foods are sweet or savory, but savory isn't one of the options, so sweet it is
|-
|-
|[[Vampire vs. Werewolf]]
|[[Dark Chocolate vs. Milk Chocolate vs. White Chocolate]]
|Vampire
|Milk Chocolate
|NA
|White Chocolate
|Win!
|i like all three but milk chocolate is my favorite.
|-
|-
|[[Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy]]
|[[Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot]]
|Sci-Fi
|Nessie
|NA
|Nessie
|Lose...
|nessie seems like the most likely to exist/have existed. also my scottish ancestors will smite me if i don't choose nessie.
|-
|-
|[[Sweater vs. Sock]]
|[[Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage]]
|Neither
|Power
|NA
|Power
|<nowiki>---</nowiki>
|im already wise, and who needs courage when you can have power?
|-
|-
|[[Action vs. Comedy]]
|[[Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip]]
|Comedy
|Mint Chip
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Vanilla
|Win!
|all three are great but mint is nice, especially in the summer
|-
|-
|[[Money vs. Love]]
|[[Money vs. Fame vs. Love]]
|Love
|Love
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Money
|Win!
|love wins.
|-
|-
|[[Chicken vs. Egg (2018)|Chicken vs. Egg]]
|[[Shiver vs. Frye vs. Big Man]]
|Egg
|Big Man
|NA, EU, OC
|Shiver
|Lose...
|what can i say? im a big man big stan
|-
|-
|[[Baseball vs. Soccer]]
|[[Zombie vs. Skeleton vs. Ghost]]
|Baseball
|Ghost
|NA, OC
|Ghost
|Win!
|...boo
|-
|-
|The TMNT Tournament
|[[Handshake vs. Fist Bump vs. Hug]]
|Literally none
|Fist Bump
|NA, OC
|N/A
| ---
|handshakes and hugs have always been awkward to me
|-
|-
|[[Pulp vs. No-Pulp]]
|[[Kaiten-yaki vs. Ōban-yaki vs. Imagawa-yaki]]
|No-Pulp
|None
|NA, OC
|N/A
|Lose...
|(i don't know what to type here)
|}
 
=== splatfests i couldn't partake in but support ===
 
==== splatoon 1 (im editing this part rn) ====
basically just all the splatfests i wasnt there for. there's a lot :/
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Splatfest
!Region
!Team I Support
!Winning Team
!Reason I Support the Team
|-
|-
|[[Squid vs. Octopus (2018)|Squid vs. Octopus]]
|Cats vs. Dogs
|Neither
|NA
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Cats
| ---
|Dogs
|i have four cats.
|-
|Rock vs. Pop
|EU
|Rock
|Rock
|i listen to more rock, and pop music is kind of boring.
|-
|Rice vs. Bread
|JP
|Bread
|Rice
|i like both but i eat way more bread.
|-
|-
|[[Fork vs. Spoon]]
|Roller Coasters vs. Water Slides
|NA
|Neither
|Neither
|NA, OC
|Roller Coasters
| ---
|i don't trust roller coasters or water slides.
|-
|-
|[[Retro vs. Modern]]
|Eating vs. Sleeping
|Neither
|EU
|NA, OC
|Sleeping
| ---
|Eating
|sleeping is nice.
|-
|-
|[[Trick vs. Treat (2018)|Trick vs. Treat]]
|Red Fox vs. Green Tanuki
|Trick
|JP
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Red Fox
|Lose...
|Red Fox
|i used to not like tofu, but it's grown on me.
|-
|-
|[[Salsa vs. Guac]]
|Marshmallows vs. Hot Dogs
|Guac
|NA
|NA
|Lose...
|Marshmallows
|Marshmallows
|do you know anyone who actually roasts hot dogs over a campfire? no? didn't think so
|-
|-
|[[Hero vs. Villain]]
|North Pole vs. South Pole
|EU
|Neither
|Neither
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|South Pole
| ---
|man they weren't lying when they said EU fests were weird...
|-
|-
|[[Fam vs. Friend]]
|Lemon Tea vs. Milk Tea
|Friend
|JP
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Milk Tea
|Win!
|Milk Tea
|lemon tea is nice but milk tea is my preference. <small>also look at the ink colors lmao</small>
|-
|-
|[[Pancake vs. Waffle]]
|Autobots vs. Decepticons
|Pancake
|NA
|NA, OC
|Neither
|Lose...
|Decepticons
|i don't watch transformers.
|-
|-
|[[Knight vs. Wizard]]
|Singing vs. Dancing
|Knight
|EU
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Singing
|Lose...
|Singing
|i like singing. im not good at dancing. but dancing is still awesome
|-
|-
|[[Hare vs. Tortoise]]
|Grasshopper vs. Ant
|Hare
|JP
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Ant
|Win!
|Grasshopper
|i tend to get homework/chores done right away, unless i forget
|-
|-
|[[Time Travel vs. Teleportation]]
|Art vs. Science
|Teleportation
|NA
|NA, OC
|Art
|Win!
|Art
|i do digital art a lot. science is really interesting though
|-
|-
|[[Unicorn vs. Narwhal]]
|Messy vs. Tidy
|Narwhal
|EU
|NA, OC
|Both
|Win!
|Messy
|my room is messy but my desk is clean. so that's ironic.
|-
|-
|[[Chaos vs. Order]]
|Airhead vs. Wisecracker
|Order
|JP
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Tsukkomi
|Lose...
|Tsukkomi
|im both. depends on the context.
|-
|-
|[[Super Mushroom vs. Super Star]]
|Cars vs. Planes
|Super Star
|NA
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Planes
|Lose...
|Cars
|}
|cars are the worst. we shouldn't have to have a car to go to places. that's why walkable cities are better. planes are fine though.
 
===== Reasons Why: =====
Cake vs. '''Ice Cream''': ice cream doesn't make me feel as bleh after eating it as cake does
 
Mayo vs. '''Ketchup''': mayo is unbelievably disgusting on anything other than chicken sandwiches. ketchup tastes better, goes with more things, and is better for you (no really it is, look it up)
 
'''Flight''' vs Invisibility: flight seems more useful. plus i can go where ever i want to when ever, such as... actually, i'll get back to you on that
 
'''Vampire''' vs. Werewolf: no real reason i cant pinpoint, i guess i just prefer vampires.
 
'''Sci-Fi''' vs. Fantasy: have you ever read The Giver? that's why i chose team sci-fi.
 
Sweater vs. Sock: both sound ugly and extremely itchy. im pretty sure ''everyone'' hates itchy things, but i especially hate them.
 
Action vs. '''Comedy''': never seen any action movies (i think?). also i just like funny things
 
Money vs. '''Love''': im not a greedy pig.
 
Chicken vs. '''Egg''': the thing that marina said about genetic mutation makes a ton of sense.
 
'''Baseball''' vs. Soccer: first off, soccer players are weaklings who fall over at the slightest tap. second, baseball seems more fun, it's the favorite game of one of my favorite cartoon characters, and also i can make scout references <sub>(BONK!!!!!!!!)</sub>
 
The Entire TMNT Tournament: TMNT is... weird.
 
Pulp vs. '''No Pulp''': pulp has a weird texture. i hate weird textures (in food and fabric).
 
Squid vs. Octopus: both. both are cute.
 
Fork vs. Spoon: JUST USE A SPORK. OR YOUR HANDS. ACTUALLY WAIT dont do that that's gross
 
Retro vs. Modern: i think both are cool.
 
'''Trick''' vs. Treat: i've been trying to cut back on sweets because my mom has a liver thing and i dont want the same thing to happen to me. also where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg people's houses???
 
Salsa vs. '''Guac''': guac tastes better, '''UNLESS''' it's super spicy or it's liquidy
 
Hero vs. Villain: i've only played smash bros once and i just played as the inkling the entire time. the devs said that the inklings arent really good or evil soooooooooooooo
 
Fam vs. '''Friend''': i dont actually know??? i guess i'd just prefer to hang out with friends???
 
'''Pancake''' vs. Waffle: pancakes somehow taste better, even though they're the same thing as waffles
 
'''Knight''' vs. Wizard: it's crusade time
 
'''Hare''' vs. Tortoise: im not patient at all when it comes to most things
 
Time Travel vs. '''Teleportation''': no time paradoxes for me, thanks!!!!!!!!!
 
Unicorn vs. '''Narwhal''': unicorns are overrated
 
Chaos vs. '''Order''': both can be bad if there's too much, but i prefer order.
 
Super Mushroom vs. '''Super Star''': doo doo doo-doo doo doo dooooooooooo
 
==== Europe Splatfests ====
{| class="wikitable"
!Splatfest Name
!Team I Chose
!End Result
|-
|-
|[[Front Roll vs. Back Roll]]
|Squid vs. Octopus
|Front Roll
|JP
|Win!
|Both
|Squid
|they taste the same, and they're both delicious
|-
|-
|[[Warm Breakfast vs. Cold Breakfast]]
|Pirates vs. Ninjas
|Warm Breakfast
|NA
|Win!
|Pirates
|Pirates
|do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate
|-
|-
|Film vs. Book
|Zombies vs. Ghosts
|Book
|EU
|Lose...
|Both
|Ghosts
|i can't choose, they're both cool.
|-
|-
|Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN
|Love vs. Money
|Gherk-OUT
|JP
|Win!
|Love
|Love
|i am very lonely. :(
|-
|-
|Salty vs. Sweet
|Burgers vs. Pizza
|Neither
|NA
| ---
|Burgers
|Burgers
|borgir
|-
|-
|Adventure vs. Relax
|Delicious vs. Disgusting
|EU
|Neither
|Neither
| ---
|Disgusting
|i haven't tried pineapple on pizza before, so i can't really say if it's good or not
|-
|-
|Eat It vs. Save It
|Mountain Food vs. Sea Food
|Eat It
|JP
|Lose...
|Mountain Food
|Sea Food
|i eat "mountain food" more.
|-
|-
|Kid vs. Grown Up
|Naughty vs. Nice
|Grown Up
|NA
|Win!
|Neither
|}
|Naughty
 
|meh.
===== Reasons Why: =====
'''Front Roll''' vs. Back Roll: putting it backwards infuriates me for no reason.
 
'''Warm Breakfast''' vs. Cold Breakfast: my favorite breakfast is pancakes, bacon, and eggs. it's very yummy.
 
Film vs. '''Book''': i dont watch movies that often, and whenever my family does, they try to force me to watch it with them. i prefer books because i can just read them by myself.
 
'''Gherk-OUT''' vs. Gherk-IN: say it with me kids: pickles! are! gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Salty vs. Sweet: either type of popcorn is good.
 
Adventure vs. Relax: i'd do either. it would just depend on how i was feeling.
 
'''Eat It''' vs. Save It: pretty much how i eat my food.
 
Kid vs. '''Grown Up''': i wanna move out and be responsible for myself. and also get a job at best buy while im at it.
 
==== Japan Splatfests: ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Splatfest Name
!Team I Chose
!End Result
|-
|-
|[[Fries vs. McNuggets]]
|Fit vs. Rich
|McNuggets
|EU
|Win!
|Fit
|Fit
|who needs money when you're buff? (something like that)
|-
|-
|[[Dexterity vs. Endurance]]
|Perfect Body vs. Perfect Brain
|Neither
|JP
| ---
|Perfect Body
|Perfect Body
|↑↑↑
|-
|-
|[[Lemon vs. No Lemon]]
|Past vs. Future
|Lemon
|NA
|Lose...
|Future
|Past
|i don't feel like causing a time paradox
|-
|-
|[[Inner Wear vs. Outer Wear]]
|Barbarian vs. Ninja
|Outer Wear
|EU
|Win!
|Barbarian
|Barbarian
|"NO PRISONEEEEEEEERRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!!!" -Kled
|-
|-
|[[Champion vs. Challenger]]
|Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Green
|JP
|Neither
|Neither
| ---
|Pokémon Green
|haven't played either of 'em
|-
|-
|[[Hana vs. Dango]]
|Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Blue
|Dango
|NA / EU
|Lose...
|Neither
|Pokémon Blue
|↑↑↑
|-
|-
|[[Newest vs. Most Popular]]
|Snowman vs. Sandcastle
|Most Popular
|NA
|Win!
|Snowman
|Sandcastle
|i hate sand. it gets everywhere.
|-
|-
|[[New Lifeform vs. Future Tech]]
|Hoverboard vs. Jetpack
|New Lifeform
|EU
|Lose...
|Jetpack
|Hoverboard
|jetpacks are more useful (but it's all fun and games 'till u run out of fuel mid-air...)
|-
|-
|[[Hello Kitty vs. Cinnamoroll]]
|Go all out! vs. Focus on healing
|Cinnamoroll
|JP
|Lose...
|Go all out!
|Focus on healing
|defense is for nerds (jk)
|-
|-
|[[My Melody vs. Pompompurin]]
|Spongebob vs. Patrick
|Pompompurin
|NA / EU
|Lose...
|Patrick
|Patrick
|LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
|-
|-
|[[Hello Kitty vs. My Melody]]
|Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri vs. Red Salmon Onigiri
|My Melody
|JP
|Win!
|Red Salmon Onigiri
|Tuna Mayonnaise
|not a huge fan of mayo. it's fine on chicken sandwiches and meh on everything else. salmon, on the other hand, is great.
|-
|-
|[[Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village (2018)|Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village]]
|Fancy Party vs. Costume Party
|Mushroom Mountain
|All Regions
|Win!
|Costume Party
|Fancy Party
|finally, an excuse to go to a party in full cosplay and not get weird looks
|-
|-
|[[Tsubuan vs. Koshian]]
|Early Bird vs. Night Owl
|Neither
|NA
| ---
|Night Owl
|Night Owl
|i prefer nighttime
|-
|-
|[[Pocky Chocolate vs. Pocky: Gokuboso]]
|World Tour vs. Space Adventure
|Pocky Chocolate
|EU
|Lose...
|World Tour
|World Tour
|space is terrifying. 'nuff said.
|-
|-
|[[Boke vs. Tsukkomi (2019)|Boke vs. Tsukkomi]]
|Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village
|Tsukkomi
|JP
|Lose...
|Mushroom Mountain
|Bamboo Shoot Village
|i haven't tried chococones. chocorooms are yummy
|-
|-
|[[Ce vs. Pa]]
|Callie vs. Marie
|Neither
|All Regions
| ---
|Callie
|-
|Marie
|[[No Pineapple vs. Pineapple]]
|personal preference
|No Pineapple
|Win!
|}
|}


===== Reasons Why: =====
== tags ==
Fries vs. '''McNuggets''': mcdonalds fries are bad. i said it. they aren't well done and they're extremely unevenly salted
 
Dexterity vs. Endurance: see this is one of those things where no matter how much i try to figure it out im still confused in the end.
 
'''Lemon''' vs. No Lemon: lemon is nice on fried food
 
Inner Wear vs. '''Outer Wear''': i have these 2 jackets i really like ok
 
== place where i put pictures with funny captions ==
i was bored, ok?
 
=== pictures that are mine: ===
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File:Paul with a mop.png|it's paul with a mop (wow) <sub>(look at him go)</sub>
</gallery>
 
=== pictures that arent mine: ===
<gallery>
File:Judd dance.gif|dancing boi
File:Red hi-horse in shrimp kicks.png|the most low-quality thing i've ever seen
File:S3 Li’l Judd.jpeg|he is an evil munchkin
File:Squid sisters paris.jpg|bro it's the squid sisters in paris how cool and cute is that
File:S3 Upside Down Tower.jpg|OH CRAP WHAT DID THEY DO???
File:S3 Octoling Rival closeup.jpg|she is glamorous
</gallery>
 
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hi hello

im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.

the reason im here is because:

A) i get pissed off whenever i see something that doesn't look formal enough (example: using second person when talking about the player. please stop doing that people.),

B) Japanese translations are missing and/or incorrect,

C) music article key signatures are missing and/or incorrect (i have perfect pitch so i edit stuff like that a lot),

and D) splatoon is my hyperfixation.

other games i like include TF2 (bonk), League of Legends (yes, people on there can be rude, but there are still nice people too), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), the Ori games (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense.)

weapons i main:

  • Custom Dualie Squelchers (S2)
  • Octo Shot Replica (S2)
  • E-Liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here] (S2)
    • they should've kept it with ink storm in splatoon 3. WHY DID THEY GIVE IT WAVE BREAKER OF ALL THINGS.
  • Splat Charger (S3) [insert another comedic sniper reference here]
  • Splash-o-Matic (S3)
  • Dualie Squelchers (S3)
  • N-ZAP '89 (S3)

how i got into splatoon:

i dont remember a lot (my memory is trash) but i first got into it around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge

and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though.

some other things you might wanna know:

things i like about splatoon:

  • i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
  • my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
  • THE MUSIC. MY GOD, IT'S SO GOOD.
  • i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
  • cute cephalopods
  • big man
  • BANG BING.

things i don't like about splatoon:

  • people who don't like idols for petty reasons (pearl and frye are beautiful the way they are <3)
  • "A communication error has occured."
  • one-way ride through target town. the whole damn thing.
  • no squidbeatz in spoon 3. >:(

things about me:

  • i have a pixilart, you can find it here
  • i'm also a troper on TV Tropes. yes, it ruined my life.
  • im on the autism spectrum
  • i know english (native), some japanese (my parents forced me to learn it), and some hindi

things i like:

  • my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
  • favorite bands / music artists include Patricia Taxxon, PUPtheband, Graham Kartna, and Louie Zong
  • art, music, psychology, linguistics, history, and trivia stuff

things i don't like:

  • people who hate on people for liking something without a good reason why they hate it like, you can have personal preferences and crap, but leave the people who actually like something you dont alone
  • doing dishes.
  • elon musk.
  • actually, just capitalism in general.

in-game data

splatoon 2

username: ahiru_onna

main weapons: see above

Octo Canyon: 1000% complete

Octo Expansion: beat the main story, haven't 1000% completed it yet

splatoon 3

username: TOD13

splashtag name: celestial avocado roll

main weapons: see above

Return of the Mammalians: 1000%

smallfry name: Mushy

splatfest choices

never participated in any splatfests until splatoon 3.

i was going to make a separate page for this, but it wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever.

Splatfest Team I Chose Winning Team Reason Why I Chose The Team
Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors Scissors Rock personal preference.
Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun Grub Gear if im gonna be stuck on some random island for god knows how long, i may as well have some snack-y things
Grass vs. Fire vs. Water Fire Water https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro
Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour Sweet Sweet all the best foods are sweet or savory, but savory isn't one of the options, so sweet it is
Dark Chocolate vs. Milk Chocolate vs. White Chocolate Milk Chocolate White Chocolate i like all three but milk chocolate is my favorite.
Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot Nessie Nessie nessie seems like the most likely to exist/have existed. also my scottish ancestors will smite me if i don't choose nessie.
Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage Power Power im already wise, and who needs courage when you can have power?
Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip Mint Chip Vanilla all three are great but mint is nice, especially in the summer
Money vs. Fame vs. Love Love Money love wins.
Shiver vs. Frye vs. Big Man Big Man Shiver what can i say? im a big man big stan
Zombie vs. Skeleton vs. Ghost Ghost Ghost ...boo
Handshake vs. Fist Bump vs. Hug Fist Bump N/A handshakes and hugs have always been awkward to me
Kaiten-yaki vs. Ōban-yaki vs. Imagawa-yaki None N/A (i don't know what to type here)

splatfests i couldn't partake in but support

splatoon 1 (im editing this part rn)

basically just all the splatfests i wasnt there for. there's a lot :/

Splatfest Region Team I Support Winning Team Reason I Support the Team
Cats vs. Dogs NA Cats Dogs i have four cats.
Rock vs. Pop EU Rock Rock i listen to more rock, and pop music is kind of boring.
Rice vs. Bread JP Bread Rice i like both but i eat way more bread.
Roller Coasters vs. Water Slides NA Neither Roller Coasters i don't trust roller coasters or water slides.
Eating vs. Sleeping EU Sleeping Eating sleeping is nice.
Red Fox vs. Green Tanuki JP Red Fox Red Fox i used to not like tofu, but it's grown on me.
Marshmallows vs. Hot Dogs NA Marshmallows Marshmallows do you know anyone who actually roasts hot dogs over a campfire? no? didn't think so
North Pole vs. South Pole EU Neither South Pole man they weren't lying when they said EU fests were weird...
Lemon Tea vs. Milk Tea JP Milk Tea Milk Tea lemon tea is nice but milk tea is my preference. also look at the ink colors lmao
Autobots vs. Decepticons NA Neither Decepticons i don't watch transformers.
Singing vs. Dancing EU Singing Singing i like singing. im not good at dancing. but dancing is still awesome
Grasshopper vs. Ant JP Ant Grasshopper i tend to get homework/chores done right away, unless i forget
Art vs. Science NA Art Art i do digital art a lot. science is really interesting though
Messy vs. Tidy EU Both Messy my room is messy but my desk is clean. so that's ironic.
Airhead vs. Wisecracker JP Tsukkomi Tsukkomi im both. depends on the context.
Cars vs. Planes NA Planes Cars cars are the worst. we shouldn't have to have a car to go to places. that's why walkable cities are better. planes are fine though.
Squid vs. Octopus JP Both Squid they taste the same, and they're both delicious
Pirates vs. Ninjas NA Pirates Pirates do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate
Zombies vs. Ghosts EU Both Ghosts i can't choose, they're both cool.
Love vs. Money JP Love Love i am very lonely. :(
Burgers vs. Pizza NA Burgers Burgers borgir
Delicious vs. Disgusting EU Neither Disgusting i haven't tried pineapple on pizza before, so i can't really say if it's good or not
Mountain Food vs. Sea Food JP Mountain Food Sea Food i eat "mountain food" more.
Naughty vs. Nice NA Neither Naughty meh.
Fit vs. Rich EU Fit Fit who needs money when you're buff? (something like that)
Perfect Body vs. Perfect Brain JP Perfect Body Perfect Body ↑↑↑
Past vs. Future NA Future Past i don't feel like causing a time paradox
Barbarian vs. Ninja EU Barbarian Barbarian "NO PRISONEEEEEEEERRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!!!" -Kled
Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Green JP Neither Pokémon Green haven't played either of 'em
Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Blue NA / EU Neither Pokémon Blue ↑↑↑
Snowman vs. Sandcastle NA Snowman Sandcastle i hate sand. it gets everywhere.
Hoverboard vs. Jetpack EU Jetpack Hoverboard jetpacks are more useful (but it's all fun and games 'till u run out of fuel mid-air...)
Go all out! vs. Focus on healing JP Go all out! Focus on healing defense is for nerds (jk)
Spongebob vs. Patrick NA / EU Patrick Patrick LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri vs. Red Salmon Onigiri JP Red Salmon Onigiri Tuna Mayonnaise not a huge fan of mayo. it's fine on chicken sandwiches and meh on everything else. salmon, on the other hand, is great.
Fancy Party vs. Costume Party All Regions Costume Party Fancy Party finally, an excuse to go to a party in full cosplay and not get weird looks
Early Bird vs. Night Owl NA Night Owl Night Owl i prefer nighttime
World Tour vs. Space Adventure EU World Tour World Tour space is terrifying. 'nuff said.
Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village JP Mushroom Mountain Bamboo Shoot Village i haven't tried chococones. chocorooms are yummy
Callie vs. Marie All Regions Callie Marie personal preference

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Splatoon2-Loading.gifThis user loves drawing!
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S3 Frye Render.pngThis user is a fan of Frye.
S2 Band Turquoise October.pngThis user is a fan of Turquoise October.
S2 Band Diss-Pair.jpgThis user is a fan of Diss-Pair.
File:Hero Suit.pngThis user beat Inner Agent 3!
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