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== splatfest choices ==
== splatfest choices ==
never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i ''did'' participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever
never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i ''did'' participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever
'''YO WASSUP''' if you're reading this im editing this part right now, so stay tuned for changes. or dont.


=== S1 ===
=== S1 ===
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=== S2 ===
=== S2 ===


==== NA & international fests: ====
==== NA, OC & international fests: ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Splatfest Name
!Team I Chose
!Region
!End Result
|-
|[[Mayo vs. Ketchup (2017)|Mayo vs. Ketchup]]
|Ketchup
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Lose...
|-
|[[Flight vs. Invisibility]]
|Flight
|NA, EU, OC
|Win!
|-
|[[Vampire vs. Werewolf]]
|Vampire
|NA
|Win!
|-
|[[Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy]]
|Sci-Fi
|NA
|Lose...
|-
|[[Sweater vs. Sock]]
|Neither
|NA
|<nowiki>---</nowiki>
|-
|[[Action vs. Comedy]]
|Comedy
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Win!
|-
|[[Money vs. Love]]
|Love
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Win!
|-
|[[Chicken vs. Egg (2018)|Chicken vs. Egg]]
|Egg
|NA, EU, OC
|Lose...
|-
|[[Baseball vs. Soccer]]
|Baseball
|NA, OC
|Win!
|-
|The TMNT Tournament
|Literally none
|NA, OC
| ---
|-
|[[Pulp vs. No-Pulp]]
|No-Pulp
|NA, OC
|Lose...
|-
|[[Squid vs. Octopus (2018)|Squid vs. Octopus]]
|Neither
|WORLDWIDE!!!
| ---
|-
|[[Fork vs. Spoon]]
|Neither
|NA, OC
| ---
|-
|[[Retro vs. Modern]]
|Neither
|NA, OC
| ---
|-
|[[Trick vs. Treat (2018)|Trick vs. Treat]]
|Trick
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Lose...
|-
|[[Salsa vs. Guac]]
|Guac
|NA
|Lose...
|-
|[[Hero vs. Villain]]
|Neither
|WORLDWIDE!!!
| ---
|-
|[[Fam vs. Friend]]
|Friend
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Win!
|-
|[[Pancake vs. Waffle]]
|Pancake
|NA, OC
|Lose...
|-
|[[Knight vs. Wizard]]
|Knight
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Lose...
|-
|[[Hare vs. Tortoise]]
|Hare
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Win!
|-
|[[Time Travel vs. Teleportation]]
|Teleportation
|NA, OC
|Win!
|-
|[[Unicorn vs. Narwhal]]
|Narwhal
|NA, OC
|Win!
|-
|[[Chaos vs. Order]]
|Order
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Lose...
|-
|[[Super Mushroom vs. Super Star]]
|Super Star
|WORLDWIDE
|Lose...
|}
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Splatfest World Premiere Promotional Artwork NA EU&OC.jpg|'''Team Ice Cream:''' cookie dough is so yummy, also cookies n cream
File:S2 Artwork Ketchup vs Mayo OTH.jpg|'''Team Ketchup:''' mayo is only good on chicken sandwiches. ketchup goes with more things. also it tastes better, so there's that.
File:S2 Pearl and Marina Flight vs Invisibility art.jpg|'''Team Flight:''' seems more useful, as much as i wanna go into a store and steal all the food. plus with flight, you dont have to use cars, and i dont have a driver's license yet soooooo
File:Pearl Vampire Marina Werewolf.jpg|'''Team Vampire:''' vampires are more terrifying than werewolves. also they're probably easier to splat (i dunno if i can say the other thing here)
File:S2 Sci-fi vs. Fantasy Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Sci-Fi:''' i mostly read historical fiction, but i like sci-fi better cus of the technology n stuff.
File:S2 Sweater vs. Sock Official Promo.jpg|'''Neutral:''' both suck and sound extremely itchy. as a person with sensory issues, i hate itchy things. though the icon for team sweater is adorable.
File:S2 Action vs. Comedy Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Comedy:''' i like the comedy genre better than the action one. except for scenes where the main character gets embarrassed.
File:S2 Money vs. Love Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Love:''' i feel like if we didnt make fun of each other for things we cant control, we could achieve more. also i want a relationship
File:S2 Chicken vs. Egg Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Egg:''' what Marina said about evolution over the course of generations makes sense to me. the egg probably came first. but why do we care???
File:S2 Baseball vs. Soccer Official Promo.jpeg|'''Team Baseball:''' seems more fun than soccer. also pearl kinda reminds me of scout
File:S2 Raph vs. Leo Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' tmnt is weird, man
File:S2 Splatfest Pulp vs No-Pulp Official Promo.jpg|'''Team No Pulp:''' pulp has a weird texture, and i dont like foods with weird textures
File:S2 Squid vs Octopus Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' both. both are adorable.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Fork vs Spoon.jpg|'''Neither:''' just use a spork bro, solves this whole problem
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Retro vs Modern.jpg|'''Team Modern:''' eh, i just like the style better. both are cool tho.
File:S2 Splatoween Promo artwork.jpg|'''Team Trick:''' where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg my least favorite neighbor's house? (screw u kim >:D)
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Salsa vs Guac.jpg|'''Team Guac:''' guac tastes better. unless is super spicy or liquidy. i hate liquidy guacamole.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Hero vs Villain.jpg|'''Neither:''' i just like whatever characters i like, not really based on whether they're heroes or villains
File:S2 Frosty Fest Off the Hook1.jpg|'''Team Friend:''' i'd probably hang out with my friends. but i dunno, i havent moved out of my parent's place yet. also pearl and marina's alt color schemes are rad.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Pancake vs Waffle.jpg|'''Team Pancake:''' pancakes are yummier somehow. and waffle irons are hard to clean. and what marina said about pancakes being scared of toppings isnt true >:(
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Knight vs Wizard.jpg|'''Team Knight:''' i want a giant sword to stab people with, that sounds awesome (that made me sound like a 5-year-old...)
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Hare vs Tortoise.jpg|'''Team Hare:''' "slow and steady wins the race" isn't true when it comes to actual races. just go as fast as you can, you'll probably be fine. probably.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Time Travel vs Teleportation.jpg|'''Team Teleportation:''' teleportation sounds more convenient. no time paradoxes for me, thanks
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Unicorn vs Narwhal.jpg|'''Neither:''' not really interested in either one.
File:S2 Chaos vs Order Pearl and Marina.png|'''Team Order:''' too much of either is bad, but if it's more order than chaos, i'll like it 
</gallery>
</gallery>


==== EU fests: ====
==== EU fests: ====
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:S2 Front Roll vs. Back Roll Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Front Roll:''' i just prefer it that way, no fancy reason
File:S2 Warm breakfast vs. Cold breakfast Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' both are yummy (man i want pancakes and coffee...)
File:S2 Film vs. Book Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Book:''' whenever i watch TV my entire family wants to watch with me. when i read books i dont have to share it with anyone. (The BFG will always be my favorite)
File:S2 Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Gherk-OUT:''' blehhhhhh pickles taste gross :(
File:S2 Salty vs. Sweet Official Promo.jpeg|'''Neither:''' both are good
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Adventure vs Relax.jpg|'''Team Adventure:''' i wanna climb up the hills near my house... just once...
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Eat It vs Save It.jpg|'''Neither:''' i dont know which i do, so i guess im neutral???
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Kid vs Grown-Up.jpg|'''Neither:''' both have tons of detriments. i cant eat ice cream whenever i want right now, and when im an adult, i hafta do taxes n stuff
</gallery>
</gallery>


==== JA fests: ====
==== JA fests: ====
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Rock Pearl.jpg|'''Team Rock:''' pop music mostly sounds the same to me. also have you heard PUP? so good.
File:Pearl Fries Marina McNuggets.jpg|'''Team McNuggets:''' mcdonalds fries are disgusting, they arent well done and theyre unevenly salted >:(
File:S2 Agility vs. Endurance Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' i dont know what it means. what does it meaaaan
File:S2 With vs. Without Lemon Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Lemon:''' lemon is really yummy, also i think it's good for you? yup, just googled it, reduces risk of cancer apparently so that's awesome
File:S2 Warm Inner Wear vs. Warm Outer Wear Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Outer Wear:''' i just really like these 2 jackets i have ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
File:S2 Champion vs. Challenger Official Promo.jpg|'''Neither:''' havent read all the sploon manga yet
File:S2 Flower vs. Dumpling Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Dango:''' never had it but it looks really gooooooood
File:S2 Latest Model vs. Popular Model Official Promo.jpg|'''Team Most Popular:''' if it's popular, that probably means it's really good.
File:S2 Unknown Creature vs. Advanced Technology Official Promo.jpeg|'''Team New Lifeform:''' more species!!! also we probably haven't discovered something that tastes really good...........
File:S2 Splatfest Sanrio Tournament.jpeg|'''Team Cinnamoroll, Team Pompompurin, Team My Melody (in order of fests):''' i like them better. pompompurin is the cutest i cant
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Mushroom Mountain vs Bamboo Shoot Village.jpg|'''Neither:''' arent they the same thing in different shapes??? seems pointless to be fighting over it
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Tsubuan vs Koshian.jpg|'''Neither:''' never tried it, and it honestly looks gross
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Pocky Chocolate vs Pocky Gokuboso.jpg|'''Neither:''' again, same thing, different shape.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Boke vs Tsukkomi.jpg|'''Neither:''' havent seen this trope a lot, so i cant really pick. also yes, i go on TV Tropes.
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Ce vs Pa.jpg|'''Neither:''' dont watch baseball, let alone japanese baseball ("this ball is long gone, just like the ex-girlfriend who never returned! home run!!!" -some baseball announcer dude)
File:S2 Splatfest Official Promo Without Pineapple vs With Pineapple.jpg|'''Team No Pineapple:''' never had subuta but i dont think pineapple would go well in it
</gallery>
</gallery>


Revision as of 17:57, 23 July 2022

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hi hello

im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.

the reason im here is because i get angry whenever i see something misspelled and i have the urge to translate things from japanese into english if they aren't already. also im hyped for s3.

other games i like include TF2 (bonk), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), Ori (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense)

weapons i main:

  • Custom Dualie Squelchers
  • Octo Shot Replica
  • E-liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here]
  • Hero Dualie Replicas

how i got into splatoon:

i dont remember a lot but i got into around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge

and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though

some other things you might wanna know:

things i like about splatoon:

  • i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
  • my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
  • favorite bands are dedf1sh, off the hook, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) (no seriously i just might please nintendo)
  • i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
  • cute cephalopods

things about me:

  • im on the autism spectrum
  • my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
  • i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
  • i have a pixilart, you can find it here

splatfest choices

never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i did participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever

YO WASSUP if you're reading this im editing this part right now, so stay tuned for changes. or dont.

S1

NA & international fests:

EU fests:

JP fests:

S2

NA, OC & international fests:

Splatfest Name Team I Chose Region End Result
Mayo vs. Ketchup Ketchup WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...
Flight vs. Invisibility Flight NA, EU, OC Win!
Vampire vs. Werewolf Vampire NA Win!
Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy Sci-Fi NA Lose...
Sweater vs. Sock Neither NA ---
Action vs. Comedy Comedy WORLDWIDE!!! Win!
Money vs. Love Love WORLDWIDE!!! Win!
Chicken vs. Egg Egg NA, EU, OC Lose...
Baseball vs. Soccer Baseball NA, OC Win!
The TMNT Tournament Literally none NA, OC ---
Pulp vs. No-Pulp No-Pulp NA, OC Lose...
Squid vs. Octopus Neither WORLDWIDE!!! ---
Fork vs. Spoon Neither NA, OC ---
Retro vs. Modern Neither NA, OC ---
Trick vs. Treat Trick WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...
Salsa vs. Guac Guac NA Lose...
Hero vs. Villain Neither WORLDWIDE!!! ---
Fam vs. Friend Friend WORLDWIDE!!! Win!
Pancake vs. Waffle Pancake NA, OC Lose...
Knight vs. Wizard Knight WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...
Hare vs. Tortoise Hare WORLDWIDE!!! Win!
Time Travel vs. Teleportation Teleportation NA, OC Win!
Unicorn vs. Narwhal Narwhal NA, OC Win!
Chaos vs. Order Order WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...
Super Mushroom vs. Super Star Super Star WORLDWIDE Lose...

EU fests:

JA fests:

place where i put pictures with funny captions

i was bored, ok?

pictures that are mine:

pictures that arent mine:

  • dancing boi

    dancing boi

  • the most low-quality thing i've ever seen

    the most low-quality thing i've ever seen

  • he is an evil munchkin

    he is an evil munchkin

  • bro it's the squid sisters in paris how cool and cute is that

    bro it's the squid sisters in paris how cool and cute is that

  • OH CRAP WHAT DID THEY DO???

    OH CRAP WHAT DID THEY DO???

  • she is glamorous

    she is glamorous

tags

This user loves drawing!
This user is a fan of Pearl.
This user is a fan of Turquoise October.
This user is a fan of Diss-Pair.
File:Hero Suit.pngThis user beats Inner Agent 3!
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