User:Tons-of-ducks

hi hello

im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.

the reason im here is because i get angry whenever i see something misspelled and i have the urge to translate things from japanese into english if they aren't already. also im hyped for s3.

other games i like include TF2 (bonk), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), Ori (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense)

weapons i main:

• Custom Dualie Squelchers
• Octo Shot Replica
• E-liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here]
• Hero Dualie Replicas

how i got into splatoon:

i dont remember a lot but i got into around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge

and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though

some other things you might wanna know:

things i like about splatoon:

• i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
• my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
• favorite bands are dedf1sh, off the hook, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) _{(no seriously i just might please nintendo)}
• i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
• cute cephalopods

things about me:

• im on the autism spectrum
• my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
• i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
• i have a pixilart, you can find it here

splatfest choices

never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i did participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever

YO WASSUP if you're reading this im editing this part right now, so stay tuned for changes. or dont.

S1

NA & international fests:

• File:Cats vs. Dogs.png

  Team Cats: the dogs my parents have are loud as heck. ergo, cats

• File:North American Splatfest Roller Coasters vs Water Slides.jpg

  Team Roller Coasters: never been on a waterslide and something tells me they're super unsanitary

• File:North American Splatfest Marshmallows vs Hot Dogs.jpg

  Team Marshmallow: never roasted hotdogs over a fire. i mean, do you know ANYONE who genuinely does that?

• File:North American Splatfest Autobots vs Decepticons3.jpg

  Neither: never watched transformers

• File:North American Splatfest Art vs Science.jpg

  Team Art: i like drawing a lot. science is still cool tho

• File:North American Splatfest Cars vs Planes.jpg

  Neither: sheesh i thought european splatfests were weird...

• File:North American Splatfest Pirates vs Ninjas.jpg

  Team Pirates: ninjas are overrated and overdone. yar har matey

• File:North American Splatfest Burgers vs Pizza.jpg

  Team Burgers: pizza is like, it's good for the first 2 slices and then it's bad. burgers arent like that

• File:North American Naughty vs Nice.jpg

  Neither: (⊙_⊙)?

• File:North American Splatfest Past vs. Future.jpg

  Team Future: why not?

• File:S Splatfest Pokemon Red vs. Pokemon Blue.jpg

  Neither: havent played either of them.

• File:North American Splatfest Snowman vs. Sandcastle.jpg

  Team Snowman: sand. it gets everywhere. it wont get off of everywhere. it takes forever to clean. it tastes bad. snow isnt any of those things and it's fun to play with. unless it's yellow. dont eat if it's yellow.

• File:North American Splatfest Spongebob vs. Patrick.jpg

  Neither: havent watched spongebob in years.

• File:Global Splatfest Fancy Party vs. Costume Party.jpg

  Team Fancy Party: fancy party = yummy food. ...that's my only reason.

• File:North American Splatfest Early Bird vs Night Owl.jpg

  Team Night Owl: my sleep schedule is terrible. 'nuff said

• File:Splatfest Callie vs Marie.jpg

  Team Callie: callie is the best gumdrop cinnamon roll foo foo lollipop jellybean there is (she ties with pyro for said title)

EU fests:

• File:Rock vs. Pop.jpg

  Team Rock: see JP fests.

• File:European Splatfest Eating vs. Sleeping.png

  Team Eating: yes, all the food.

• File:European Splatfest North Pole vs South Pole.jpg

  Neither: uhhhhhhhh

• File:European Splatfest Singing vs. Dancing.jpg

  Team Singing: im better at it.

• File:European Splatfest Messy vs Tidy.jpg

  Team Messy: my room is just... chaotic

• File:European Splatfest Zombies vs Ghosts.jpg

  Neither: both are just as capable of killing you.

• File:European Splatfest Delicious vs Disgusting.jpg

  Neither: im neutral cause i dont really care if you like pineapple on pizza or not. i havent tried it and i dont wanna knock it till i have.

• File:European Splatfest Fit vs Rich.jpg

  Team Fit: 💪

• File:European Splatfest Barbarian vs Ninja.jpg

  Team Barbarian: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. I've yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet." -The Heavy

• File:European Splatfest Hoverboard vs Jetpack.jpg

  Team Jetpack: hilarious how this was a fest and a jetpack with a gun gets added in spoon 2

• File:European Splatfest World Tour vs Space Adventure.jpg

  Team World Tour: im goin to everywhere WOOOOOOOooooooo_ooooooooo

JP fests:

• File:Bread Marie.jpg

  Team Bread: eh, i just like it better. but both are really yummy

• File:Green Tanuki Soba.jpg

  Team Green Tanuki: the description of it sounds more appetizing, and the little tanuki marie's holding is adorable

• File:Milk Tea Marie.jpg

  Team Milk Tea: never tried lemon tea and i like milk tea

• File:Ant (Proactive) Marie.jpg

  Team Ant: never procrastinated on homework (unless i really didnt want to do it for whatever reason)

• File:Japanese Splatfest Boke vs Tsukkomi.jpg

  Neither: never seen this trope a lot

• File:Japanese Splatfest Squid vs Octopus.jpg

  Neither: they taste pretty much the same.

• File:Love Callie.jpg

  Team Love: bah i want a relationship.........

S2

NA, OC & international fests:

Splatfest Name	Team I Chose	Region	End Result
Cake vs. Ice Cream	Ice Cream	NA,
Mayo vs. Ketchup	Ketchup	WORLDWIDE!!!	Lose...
Flight vs. Invisibility	Flight	NA, EU, OC	Win!
Vampire vs. Werewolf	Vampire	NA	Win!
Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy	Sci-Fi	NA	Lose...
Sweater vs. Sock	Neither	NA	---
Action vs. Comedy	Comedy	WORLDWIDE!!!	Win!
Money vs. Love	Love	WORLDWIDE!!!	Win!
Chicken vs. Egg	Egg	NA, EU, OC	Lose...
Baseball vs. Soccer	Baseball	NA, OC	Win!
The TMNT Tournament	Literally none	NA, OC	---
Pulp vs. No-Pulp	No-Pulp	NA, OC	Lose...
Squid vs. Octopus	Neither	WORLDWIDE!!!	---
Fork vs. Spoon	Neither	NA, OC	---
Retro vs. Modern	Neither	NA, OC	---
Trick vs. Treat	Trick	WORLDWIDE!!!	Lose...
Salsa vs. Guac	Guac	NA	Lose...
Hero vs. Villain	Neither	WORLDWIDE!!!	---
Fam vs. Friend	Friend	WORLDWIDE!!!	Win!
Pancake vs. Waffle	Pancake	NA, OC	Lose...
Knight vs. Wizard	Knight	WORLDWIDE!!!	Lose...
Hare vs. Tortoise	Hare	WORLDWIDE!!!	Win!
Time Travel vs. Teleportation	Teleportation	NA, OC	Win!
Unicorn vs. Narwhal	Narwhal	NA, OC	Win!
Chaos vs. Order	Order	WORLDWIDE!!!	Lose...
Super Mushroom vs. Super Star	Super Star	WORLDWIDE!!!	Lose...

Reasons Why:

Cake vs. Ice Cream: ice cream doesnt make me feel as bleh after eating it as cake does

Mayo vs. Ketchup: mayo is unbelievably disgusting on anything other than chicken sandwiches. ketchup tastes better, goes with more things, and is better for you (no really it is, look it up)

Flight vs Invisibility: flight seems more useful. plus i can go where ever i want to when ever, such as... actually, i'll get back to you on that

Vampire vs. Werewolf: no real reason i cant pinpoint, i guess i just prefer vampires.

Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy: have you ever read The Giver? that's why i chose team sci-fi.

Sweater vs. Sock: both sound ugly and extremely itchy. im pretty sure everyone hates itchy things, but i especially hate them.

Action vs. Comedy: never seen any action movies (i think?). also i just like funny things

Money vs. Love: im not a greedy pig.

Chicken vs. Egg: the thing that marina said about genetic mutation makes a ton of sense.

Baseball vs. Soccer: first off, soccer players are weaklings who fall over at the slightest tap. second, baseball seems more fun, it's the favorite game of one of my favorite cartoon characters, and also i can make scout references _{(BONK!!!!!!!!)}

The Entire TMNT Tournament: TMNT is... weird.

Pulp vs. No Pulp: pulp has a weird texture. i hate weird textures (in food and fabric).

Squid vs. Octopus: both. both are cute.

Fork vs. Spoon: JUST USE A SPORK. OR YOUR HANDS. ACTUALLY WAIT dont do that that's gross

Retro vs. Modern: i think both are cool.

Trick vs. Treat: i've been trying to cut back on sweets because my mom has a liver thing and i dont want the same thing to happen to me. also where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg people's houses???

Salsa vs. Guac: guac tastes better, UNLESS it's super spicy or it's liquidy

Hero vs. Villain: i've only played smash bros once and i just played as the inkling the entire time. the devs said that the inklings arent really good or evil soooooooooooooo

Fam vs. Friend: i dont actually know??? i guess i'd just prefer to hang out with friends???

Pancake vs. Waffle: pancakes somehow taste better, even though they're the same thing as waffles

place where i put pictures with funny captions

i was bored, ok?

pictures that are mine:

• File:Paul with a mop.png

  it's paul with a mop (wow) _{(look at him go)}

pictures that arent mine:

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  dancing boi

• 

  the most low-quality thing i've ever seen

• File:S3 Li’l Judd.jpeg

  he is an evil munchkin

• 

  bro it's the squid sisters in paris how cool and cute is that

• 

  OH CRAP WHAT DID THEY DO???

• 

  she is glamorous

tags

This user loves drawing!

This user is a fan of Pearl.

This user is a fan of Turquoise October.

This user is a fan of Diss-Pair.

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