User:Green, the Ninja

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Green, the Ninja
Splashtag name Gene
Character Inkling Boy
Hairstyle Topknot
Eye color Blue
Favorite mode Salmon Run

Green, the Ninja, also known as Gene, is an Inkipedia user that plays video games. Currently, this mainly includes Splatoon 3.

Description

I'm just some random schmuck who loves Salmon Run. Dealing with human opponents is hard, so I'd rather muscle memory it up. But I do play Turf War and Ranked Battle sometimes. I'm a bit of a worrywart about my rank, so I barely ever play Ranked at all, and if I do, I rarely ever play Series. Such is the curse of being as slow-witted as I am...

Gene has played every game in the series, but doesn't remember Splatoon due to being very young during its lifespan.

Splatfest History

Splatoon 2

Splatfest Title Notes
Money vs. Love Love Fiend
"Love Fiend" sounds kind of dirty doesn't it? No? Just me?
Raph vs. Leo Leo Fanboy
I'm not actually sure I played during this one.
Chaos vs. Order Chaos Defender
I'm not sure why past me selected Chaos because I much would have preferred Order.

Splatoon 3

Splatfest Title Notes
Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors Scissors Fan
I took this as a "favorite idol" because how are you supposed to have a preference in rock paper scissors? Anyway, I actually played on Rock on an alt for the entire Splatfest because that's what my friends picked.
Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun Gear Ruler
I really wanted to pick Fun (my reasoning being "I'd die anyway"), but my friends said Gear, so I had to as well.
Grass vs. Fire vs. Water Water Ruler +1
I always pick the water starter in Pokémon games. Also, Piplup is my favorite Pokémon.
Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour Spicy Ruler
I would pick Sweet but I didn't want to get into matchmaking hell.

Big Run History

Date Record Notes
December 10th 2022 122 Golden Eggs
I got this record very early on and then struggled pointlessly for the next 6 hours only to ultimately fail as I fell below the invisible bar of 137. I see how it's going to be. I guess I'll just have to RNG better next time.

Preferences

Favorite Songs
Song Name Reasoning
Deluge Dirge
I am addicted to Salmon Run.
Fishing Frenzy
I am addicted to Salmon Run.
Clickbait
Specifically the ω-3 remix, because I am addicted to Salmon Run. But the original is good too.
Chopscrewey
This song makes me feel like an anime protagonist.
Blitz It!
Isn't this the normie pick? Eh, whatever, still good.
Fly Octo Fly ~ Ebb & Flow (Octo)
Does this even count as one song...?
Cephaloparade
Feels like it belongs in a puzzle game of some kind... Can't get enough of the last checkpoint version, though.
Spicy Calamari Inkantation
Love that chiptune solo.
Happy Little Workers
I am addicted to Salmon Run.
Mode Preference (from most liked to least liked)
Mode Reasoning
Salmon Run
I am addicted to Salmon Run.
Rainmaker
A big fan of the "get the superweapon" idea here.
Splat Zones
Really, how can you hate Splat Zones?
Turf War
I just hate losing because I messed up once in the last 30 seconds.
Clam Blitz
I'm not smart enough for this nonsense.
Tower Control
Riding the tower is quite simply boring.

Trivia