User:NewSquidbeakSplatoon
I'm too lazy to rewrite or revert my page so imma just say that I'm tryna get back on top of the competitive pages, I haven't been working too much lately. see this page. User:NewSquidbeakSplatoon/Enperry Splat Dualies Demo
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April Fools stuff below if you still wanna see
Guest, this is my opinion on this year's April Fools joke.
It was crispy, but not crispy enough, Wasn't too crunchy.
I appreciate the lack of a Flamin' Hot flavor (such flavors are overrated in this day and age) but the lack of a salt and vinegar flavor was a major deal breaker. Unacceptable.
The chips weren't salted enough, leading them to be bland. Also, when I doused them in a gallon of water, they appeared to become soggy, which is just blatant disrespect to the money I spent on these "Spittoon" chips.
Lastly, the bag wasn't purple, and I don't like Harold's hat. In fact, Harold is, dare I use such language, ugly. Yes I said it, Harold is the opposite of stylish. Those clothes are so 2015.
In conclusion, I rate Splatoon a 10 out of 10*10^10. Figure out the math yourself.
Why did you come all the way down here again? Fine, you wanna hear another review? Well then. I, SplatoonSquidbeakNew, thinks that these chips were awesome. They had the perfect amount of salt, plain is the perfect flavor, and I think chewy chips are in fact awesome. Now you may be wondering how me and NewSquidbeakSplatoon obtained these chips, as they were unreleased. I shall just say we had some, alternative, not-so-legal means of getting this nice snack. I r8 this snack a straight 8 out of 8, I loved it's tr8s and there is nothing that I h8 about Splatoon chips. Thank you for reading.
