Hello, there.
I was an N-ZAP '89 main back in Splatoon 2, but I've switched to the Inkbrush in Splatoon 3.
A few of the noteworthy things that I've done on here:
If you look for me elsewhere on the Internet, chances are you won't find me. When it comes to social media, I'm a ghost.
Splatfest performances
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Name
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My Pick
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My Rationale
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Ultimate Rank
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Did I Win?
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Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
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Rock
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The Earth is a gigantic rock. Say what you will about paper and scissors, but everything rests on rock.
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Ruler +???
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Yes
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Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun
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Grub
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The human body can't survive for long without food.
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Ruler +1
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No
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Grass vs. Fire vs. Water
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Water
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I don't play Pokemon anymore, but no known organism can survive without water.
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Ruler +1
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Yes
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Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour
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Spicy
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A younger me would break for Sweet, but I've been making a point of leaving my comfort zone lately.
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Ruler +3
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No
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Dark vs. Milk vs. White
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Milk
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Dark chocolate is unbearably bitter, and white chocolate I seldom ever have. Sure, milk's what most folks I know would pick, but it's what I like.
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Ruler +3
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No
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Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot
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Aliens
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Choosing Nessie or Bigfoot would confine those creatures to only one planet, while with Aliens, it could be a whole cosmos full of life!
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Ruler +2
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No
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Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage
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Power
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All of the knowledge and bravery in the world doesn't mean anything if you can't put it to any meaningful use.
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Ruler +2
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Yes
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Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip
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Vanilla
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It's always been my favorite flavor, ever since I was a little kid.
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Ruler +4
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Yes
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Money vs. Fame vs. Love
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Love
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I've always had a few close friends throughout my life instead of a large, impersonal coterie of admirers. Connection is more genuine that way, and there'll always be things that money can't buy you.
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Ruler +1
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No
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Shiver vs. Frye vs. Big Man
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Shiver
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She seems more level-headed than Frye, and Big Man's shy and easygoing nature doesn't mesh well for being a desert bandit.
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Ruler +4
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Yes
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Zombie vs. Skeleton vs. Ghost
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Ghost
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For a zombie, I don't see how any healthy relationship could overcome their flesh-hunger, and the skeletons I've seen in speculative fiction are mere automatons. Ghosts, on the other hand, are directly descended from humans, with little to alter their minds. It's not too hard to befriend a human, so it follows that doing the same with a ghost shouldn't be too hard, either.
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Ruler +4
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Yes
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Handshake vs. Fist Bump vs. Hug
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Handshake
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It'll suffice for any interaction with strangers.
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| This user doesn't hate Clam Blitz, and never understood why so many people seem to. |
| This user thinks that Flyfish are a huge pain in the butt. |
| This user is a fan of ω-3. |