Hello, there.
I was an 
N-ZAP '89 main back in Splatoon 2, but I've branched out a lot more in Splatoon 3.
A few of the noteworthy things that I've done on here:
If you look for me elsewhere on the Internet, chances are you won't find me. When it comes to social media, I'm a ghost.
| Splatfest performances
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| Name
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My Pick
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My Rationale
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Ultimate Rank
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Did I Win?
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| Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
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Rock
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The Earth is a gigantic rock. Say what you will about paper and scissors, but everything rests on rock.
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Ruler +???
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Yes
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| Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun
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Grub
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The human body can't survive for long without food.
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Ruler +1
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No
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| Grass vs. Fire vs. Water
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Water
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I don't play Pokemon anymore, but no known organism can survive without water.
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Ruler +1
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Yes
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| Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour
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Spicy
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A younger me would break for Sweet, but I've been making a point of leaving my comfort zone lately.
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Ruler +3
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No
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| Dark vs. Milk vs. White '23
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Milk
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Dark chocolate is unbearably bitter, and white chocolate I seldom ever have. Sure, milk's what most folks I know would pick, but it's what I like.
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Ruler +3
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No
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| Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot
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Aliens
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Choosing Nessie or Bigfoot would confine those creatures to only one planet, while with Aliens, it could be a whole cosmos full of life!
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Ruler +2
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No
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| Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage
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Power
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All of the knowledge and bravery in the world doesn't mean anything if you can't put it to any meaningful use.
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Ruler +2
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Yes
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| Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip
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Vanilla
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It's always been my favorite flavor, ever since I was a little kid.
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Ruler +4
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Yes
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| Money vs. Fame vs. Love
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Love
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I've always had a few close friends throughout my life instead of a large, impersonal coterie of admirers. Connection is more genuine that way, and there'll always be things that money can't buy you.
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Ruler +1
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No
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| Shiver vs. Frye vs. Big Man
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Shiver
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She seems more level-headed than Frye, and Big Man's shy and easygoing nature doesn't mesh well for being a desert bandit.
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Ruler +4
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Yes
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| Zombie vs. Skeleton vs. Ghost
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Ghost
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For a zombie, I don't see how any healthy relationship could overcome their flesh-hunger, and the skeletons I've seen in speculative fiction are mere automatons. Ghosts, on the other hand, are directly descended from humans, with little to alter their minds. It's not too hard to befriend a human, so it follows that doing the same with a ghost shouldn't be too hard, either.
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Ruler +4
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Yes
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| Handshake vs. Fist Bump vs. Hug
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Handshake
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It'll suffice for any interaction with strangers.
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Ruler +2
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Yes
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| Friends vs. Family vs. Solo
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Family
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My family members are my best friends, and it's surely a lot more fun than spending the holidays alone.
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Ruler +1
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No
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| Friday vs. Saturday vs. Sunday
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Saturday
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I don't ever have anything to do on that day; I've got the whole day to myself.
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Ruler +3
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No
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| Drums vs. Guitar vs. Keyboard
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Drums
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I can't put my finger on why I picked this one; it just appealed to me more than guitars and keyboards.
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Ruler +3
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No
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| Baby Chicks vs. Li'l Bunnies vs. Bear Cubs
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Bunnies
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I see some of them near where I live, and my mother once owned one for a pet when she was young.
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Ruler +2
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No
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| Same Ol' vs. Bucket List vs. Save the Day
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Same Ol'
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I don't have any special skills or connections necessary to avert a catastrophe, so I'd just enjoy one more day in with my family.
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Ruler +2
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No
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| Palace vs. Theme Park vs. Beach
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I missed this one.
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| Bread vs. Rice vs. Pasta
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Pasta
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I just like pasta the best.
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Ruler +1
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No
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| Past vs. Present vs. Future
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Future
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The sins of the past and the failures of the present will only keep you bogged down. It's in the future that your greatness will be realized. (Or something like that.)
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Ruler +8
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No
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| Wizard vs. Knight vs. Ninja
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Knight
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I don't consider myself very skilled in arcanities or stealth, but I am (presumably) able-bodied enough to serve as a protector.
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Ruler
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No
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| Money vs. Experiences vs. Presents
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Experiences
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It's just like Frye said: money I'll spend, and gifts I'll probably misplace, but the memory of an experience will stick with me forever -- like going to the zoo with my sister and her friends for New Year's.
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Ruler +4
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No
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| Dark vs. Milk vs. White '25
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White Chocolate
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I figured I'd try something new, chocolate-wise. I didn't even remember that they won the first time.
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Ruler +1
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Yes
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| Voice actor headcanons
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Brenda Song
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Tom Kenny
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Ke Huy Quan
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David Harbour
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Keith David
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Stephanie Hsu
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Janelle Monáe
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John DiMaggio
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Lewis Hamilton
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Michael Shannon
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Tom Kenny
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Mark Hamill
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Other information
- My mother headcanons that all of the King Salmonids have horrible-smelling breath. When I first showed her Megalodontia's intro cutscene, she said, "Oh my God, I can smell this picture!"
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 | This user doesn't hate Clam Blitz, and never understood why so many people seem to. |
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 | This user thinks that Flyfish are a huge pain in the butt. |
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N-ZAP '89 main back in Splatoon 2, but I've branched out a lot more in Splatoon 3.
