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Lapsem - In-game avatar.png
Species Octoling
Age Classified
Gender Male
Location Splatsville
Favorite Weapon S3 Weapon Main Inkbrush.png Inkbrush
Total Playtime 815+ hours

Hello, there.

I was an S2 Weapon Main N-ZAP '89.png N-ZAP '89 main back in Splatoon 2, but I've switched to the S3 Weapon Main Inkbrush.png Inkbrush in Splatoon 3.

A few of the noteworthy things that I've done on here:

If you look for me elsewhere on the Internet, chances are you won't find me. When it comes to social media, I'm a ghost.

Splatfest performances
Name My Pick My Rationale Ultimate Rank Did I Win?
Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors Rock The Earth is a gigantic rock. Say what you will about paper and scissors, but everything rests on rock. Ruler +??? Yes
Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun Grub The human body can't survive for long without food. Ruler +1 No
Grass vs. Fire vs. Water Water I don't play Pokemon anymore, but no known organism can survive without water. Ruler +1 Yes
Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour Spicy A younger me would break for Sweet, but I've been making a point of leaving my comfort zone lately. Ruler +3 No
Dark vs. Milk vs. White Milk Dark chocolate is unbearably bitter, and white chocolate I seldom ever have. Sure, milk's what most folks I know would pick, but it's what I like. Ruler +3 No
Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot Aliens Choosing Nessie or Bigfoot would confine those creatures to only one planet, while with Aliens, it could be a whole cosmos full of life! Ruler +2 No
Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage Power All of the knowledge and bravery in the world doesn't mean anything if you can't put it to any meaningful use. Ruler +2 Yes
Voice actor headcanons
S3 Icon Callie.png Brenda Song
S2 Icon C.Q. Cumber.png Tom Kenny
S3 Icon Cuttlefish.png Ke Huy Quan
S3 Icon Mr Grizz 2.png David Harbour
S2 Icon Iso Padre.png Keith David
S3 Icon Marie.png Stephanie Hsu
S2 Icon Marina.png Janelle Monáe
Moe1.png John DiMaggio
S3 Icon Murch.png Lewis Hamilton
S3 Icon DJ Octavio.png Michael Shannon
S3 Icon Ammo Knights.png Tom Kenny
S2 Icon Telephone.png Mark Hamill
Made-up Tableturf Battle Cards






S3 Badge Mr. Grizz.png This user cleared After Alterna!
Mode Icon Clam Blitz.png This user doesn't hate Clam Blitz, and never understood why so many people seem to.
S2 Band Dedf1sh.jpg This user is a fan of Dedf1sh.
S3 Badge Flyfish 100.png This user thinks that Flyfish are a huge pain in the butt.
S3 Badge Big Shot 100.png Big Shots, too.
Omega-3 Artwork.jpg This user is a fan of ω-3.
S3 Weapon Main Inkbrush Flat.png This user wields the Inkbrush!