User:Lapsem

Lapsem
Movie-Lovin' Inkbrush User

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Lapsem
Movie-Lovin' Inkbrush User

Species	Octoling
Age	Classified
Gender	Male
Location	Splatsville
Favorite Weapon	Inkbrush
Total Playtime	1,240+ hours

Hello, there.

I was an N-ZAP '89 main back in Splatoon 2, but I've switched to the Inkbrush in Splatoon 3.

A few of the noteworthy things that I've done on here:

• Created the List of Tableturf Battle rivals in Splatoon 3 page
• Rewrote the Badge page to use grids to display the badges
• Wrote in the text of the Alterna Logs (but not their formatting)
• Wrote in almost all of Murch's Splatoon 3 English quotes
• Added Splatoon 3's ability/brand chart image on the Ability page
• Created the following templates:
  • Template:After Alterna, which used User:Phorsa's formatting
  • Template:UserWeapon
  • Template:TableturfSpaces, which uses User:6-Frisk's diamond-shape formatting
  • Template:UserBrand

If you look for me elsewhere on the Internet, chances are you won't find me. When it comes to social media, I'm a ghost.

Splatfest performances
Name	My Pick	My Rationale	Ultimate Rank	Did I Win?
Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors	Rock	The Earth is a gigantic rock. Say what you will about paper and scissors, but everything rests on rock.	Ruler +???	Yes
Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun	Grub	The human body can't survive for long without food.	Ruler +1	No
Grass vs. Fire vs. Water	Water	I don't play Pokemon anymore, but no known organism can survive without water.	Ruler +1	Yes
Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour	Spicy	A younger me would break for Sweet, but I've been making a point of leaving my comfort zone lately.	Ruler +3	No
Dark vs. Milk vs. White	Milk	Dark chocolate is unbearably bitter, and white chocolate I seldom ever have. Sure, milk's what most folks I know would pick, but it's what I like.	Ruler +3	No
Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot	Aliens	Choosing Nessie or Bigfoot would confine those creatures to only one planet, while with Aliens, it could be a whole cosmos full of life!	Ruler +2	No
Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage	Power	All of the knowledge and bravery in the world doesn't mean anything if you can't put it to any meaningful use.	Ruler +2	Yes
Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip	Vanilla	It's always been my favorite flavor, ever since I was a little kid.	Ruler +4	Yes
Money vs. Fame vs. Love	Love	I've always had a few close friends throughout my life instead of a large, impersonal coterie of admirers. Connection is more genuine that way, and there'll always be things that money can't buy you.	Ruler +1	No
Shiver vs. Frye vs. Big Man	Shiver	She seems more level-headed than Frye, and Big Man's shy and easygoing nature doesn't mesh well for being a desert bandit.	Ruler +4	Yes
Zombie vs. Skeleton vs. Ghost	Ghost	For a zombie, I don't see how any healthy relationship could overcome their flesh-hunger, and the skeletons I've seen in speculative fiction are mere automatons. Ghosts, on the other hand, are directly descended from humans, with little to alter their minds. It's not too hard to befriend a human, so it follows that doing the same with a ghost shouldn't be too hard, either.	Ruler +4	Yes

Voice actor headcanons
File:S3 Icon Callie.png	Brenda Song
File:S2 Icon C.Q. Cumber.png	Tom Kenny
File:S3 Icon Cuttlefish.png	Ke Huy Quan
File:S3 Icon Mr Grizz 2.png	David Harbour
File:S2 Icon Iso Padre.png	Keith David
File:S3 Icon Marie.png	Stephanie Hsu
	Janelle Monáe
	John DiMaggio
	Lewis Hamilton
File:S3 Icon DJ Octavio.png	Michael Shannon
	Tom Kenny
File:S2 Icon Telephone.png	Mark Hamill

Made-up Tableturf Battle Cards
13 Pearl

This user cleared After Alterna!

This user doesn't hate Clam Blitz, and never understood why so many people seem to.

This user is a fan of Dedf1sh.

This user thinks that Flyfish are a huge pain in the butt.

Big Shots, too.

This user is a fan of ω-3.

This user wields the Inkbrush!

This user wields the Annaki Splattershot Nova!