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* i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
* i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
* i have a pixilart, you can find it [https://www.pixilart.com/ahiru-c-onna here]
* i have a pixilart, you can find it [https://www.pixilart.com/ahiru-c-onna here]
*favorite bands / music artists include Patricia Taxxon, AJR, Graham Kartna, Queens of the Stone Age, Vundabar, and Louie Zong


== splatfest choices ==
== splatfest choices ==
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==== NA & international fests: ====
==== NA & international fests: ====
{| class="wikitable"
!Splatfest Name
!Team I Chose
!Region
!End Result
|-
|Cats vs. Dogs
|Cats
|NA
|Lose...
|-
|Roller Coasters vs. Water Slides
|Roller Coasters
|NA
|Win!
|-
|Marshmallows vs. Hotdogs
|Marshmallows
|NA
|Win!
|-
|Autobots vs. Decepticons
|Neither
|NA
| ---
|-
|Art vs. Science
|Art
|NA
|Win!
|-
|Cars vs. Planes
|Neither
|NA
| ---
|-
|Pirates vs. Ninjas
|Pirates
|NA
|Win!
|-
|Burgers vs. Pizza
|Burgers
|NA
|Win!
|-
|Naughty vs. Nice
|Neither
|NA
| ---
|-
|Past vs. Future
|Future
|NA
|Lose...
|-
|Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Blue
|Neither
|NA
| ---
|-
|Snowman vs. Sandcastle
|Snowman
|NA
|Lose...
|-
|Spongebob vs. Patrick
|Neither
|NA, EU
| ---
|-
|Fancy Party vs. Costume Party
|Fancy Party
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Win!
|-
|Early Bird vs. Night Owl
|Night Owl
|NA
|Win!
|-
|Callie vs. Marie
|Callie
|WORLDWIDE!!!
|Lose...
|}
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Cats vs. Dogs.png|'''Team Cats:''' the dogs my parents have are loud as heck. ergo, cats
File:North American Splatfest Roller Coasters vs Water Slides.jpg|'''Team Roller Coasters:''' never been on a waterslide and something tells me they're super unsanitary
File:North American Splatfest Marshmallows vs Hot Dogs.jpg|'''Team Marshmallow:''' never roasted hotdogs over a fire. i mean, do you know ANYONE who genuinely does that?
File:North American Splatfest Autobots vs Decepticons3.jpg|'''Neither:''' never watched transformers
File:North American Splatfest Art vs Science.jpg|'''Team Art:''' i like drawing a lot. science is still cool tho
File:North American Splatfest Cars vs Planes.jpg|'''Neither:''' sheesh i thought european splatfests were weird...
File:North American Splatfest Pirates vs Ninjas.jpg|'''Team Pirates:''' ninjas are overrated and overdone. yar har matey
File:North American Splatfest Burgers vs Pizza.jpg|'''Team Burgers:''' pizza is like, it's good for the first 2 slices and then it's bad. burgers arent like that
File:North American Naughty vs Nice.jpg|'''Neither:''' (⊙_⊙)?
File:North American Splatfest Past vs. Future.jpg|'''Team Future:''' why not?
File:S Splatfest Pokemon Red vs. Pokemon Blue.jpg|'''Neither:''' havent played either of them.
File:North American Splatfest Snowman vs. Sandcastle.jpg|'''Team Snowman:''' sand. it gets everywhere. it wont get off of everywhere. it takes forever to clean. ''it tastes bad''. snow isnt any of those things and it's fun to play with. unless it's yellow. dont eat if it's yellow.
File:North American Splatfest Spongebob vs. Patrick.jpg|'''Neither:''' havent watched spongebob in years.
File:Global Splatfest Fancy Party vs. Costume Party.jpg|'''Team Fancy Party:''' fancy party = yummy food. ...that's my only reason.
File:North American Splatfest Early Bird vs Night Owl.jpg|'''Team Night Owl:''' my sleep schedule is terrible. 'nuff said
File:Splatfest Callie vs Marie.jpg|'''Team Callie:''' callie is the best gumdrop cinnamon roll foo foo lollipop jellybean there is (she ties with pyro for said title)
</gallery>
</gallery>


==== EU fests: ====
==== EU fests: ====
<gallery>
File:Rock vs. Pop.jpg|'''Team Rock:''' see JP fests.
File:European Splatfest Eating vs. Sleeping.png|'''Team Eating:''' yes, ''all the food''.
File:European Splatfest North Pole vs South Pole.jpg|'''Neither:''' uhhhhhhhh
File:European Splatfest Singing vs. Dancing.jpg|'''Team Singing:''' im better at it.
File:European Splatfest Messy vs Tidy.jpg|'''Team Messy:''' my room is just... chaotic
File:European Splatfest Zombies vs Ghosts.jpg|'''Neither:''' both are just as capable of killing you.
File:European Splatfest Delicious vs Disgusting.jpg|'''Neither:''' im neutral cause i dont really care if you like pineapple on pizza or not. i havent tried it and i dont wanna knock it till i have.
File:European Splatfest Fit vs Rich.jpg|'''Team Fit: 💪'''
File:European Splatfest Barbarian vs Ninja.jpg|'''Team Barbarian:''' "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. I've yet to meet one who can outsmart ''bullet''." -The Heavy
File:European Splatfest Hoverboard vs Jetpack.jpg|'''Team Jetpack:''' hilarious how this was a fest and a jetpack with a gun gets added in spoon 2
File:European Splatfest World Tour vs Space Adventure.jpg|'''Team World Tour:''' im goin to everywhere WOOOOOOOooooooo<sub>ooooooooo</sub>
</gallery>
==== JP fests: ====
==== JP fests: ====
<gallery>
File:Bread Marie.jpg|'''Team Bread:''' eh, i just like it better. but both are really yummy
File:Green Tanuki Soba.jpg|'''Team Green Tanuki:''' the description of it sounds more appetizing, and the little tanuki marie's holding is adorable
File:Milk Tea Marie.jpg|'''Team Milk Tea:''' never tried lemon tea and i like milk tea
File:Ant (Proactive) Marie.jpg|'''Team Ant:''' never procrastinated on homework (unless i really didnt want to do it for whatever reason)
File:Japanese Splatfest Boke vs Tsukkomi.jpg|'''Neither:''' never seen this trope a lot
File:Japanese Splatfest Squid vs Octopus.jpg|'''Neither:''' they taste pretty much the same.
File:Love Callie.jpg|'''Team Love:''' bah i want a relationship.........
</gallery>
=== S2 ===
=== S2 ===


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Squid vs. Octopus: both. both are cute.
Squid vs. Octopus: both. both are cute.


Fork vs. Spoon: JUST USE A SPORK. OR YOUR HANDS. ACTUALLY WAIT dont do that that's gross
Fork vs. Spoon: JUST USE A SPORK. OR YOUR HANDS. ACTUALLY WAIT DONT DO THAT IF IT'S LIQUIDY THAT'S JUST GROSS


Retro vs. Modern: i think both are cool.  
Retro vs. Modern: i think both are cool.  


'''Trick''' vs. Treat: i've been trying to cut back on sweets because my mom has a liver thing and i dont want the same thing to happen to me. also where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg people's houses???
'''Trick''' vs. Treat: i've been trying to cut back on sweets because my mom has a liver issue and i dont want the same thing to happen to me. also where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg people's houses???


Salsa vs. '''Guac''': guac tastes better, '''UNLESS''' it's super spicy or it's liquidy
Salsa vs. '''Guac''': guac tastes better, '''UNLESS''' it's super spicy or it's liquidy
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Film vs. '''Book''': i dont watch movies that often, and whenever my family does, they try to force me to watch it with them. i prefer books because i can just read them by myself.
Film vs. '''Book''': i dont watch movies that often, and whenever my family does, they try to force me to watch it with them. i prefer books because i can just read them by myself.


'''Gherk-OUT''' vs. Gherk-IN: say it with me kids: pickles! are! gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Gherk-OUT''' vs. Gherk-IN: pickle bad


Salty vs. Sweet: either type of popcorn is good.
Salty vs. Sweet: either type of popcorn is good.
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===== Reasons Why: =====
===== Reasons Why: =====
Fries vs. '''McNuggets''': mcdonalds fries are bad. i said it. they aren't well done and they're extremely unevenly salted
Fries vs. '''McNuggets''': mcdonalds fries are bad. i said it. they aren't well done and they're unevenly salted.


Dexterity vs. Endurance: see this is one of those things where no matter how much i try to figure it out im still confused in the end.
Dexterity vs. Endurance: see this is one of those things where no matter how much i try to figure it out im still confused in the end.
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Champion vs. Challenger: only read the 1st book of the manga
Champion vs. Challenger: only read the 1st book of the manga


Hana vs. '''Dango''': dango looks like it tastes really good
Hana vs. '''Dango''': dango looks like it tastes really good | this is future me, only just learned about the japanese idiom, would probably be neutral in terms of it but i just really wanna try dango


Newest vs. '''Most Popular''': if it's popular that means it's better. probably.
Newest vs. '''Most Popular''': if it's popular that means it's really good. probably.


'''New Lifeform''' vs. Future Tech: we should probably figure out what the hell is in the ocean.
'''New Lifeform''' vs. Future Tech: we should probably figure out what the hell is in the ocean.

Revision as of 15:08, 7 September 2022

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hi hello

im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.

the reason im here is because i get angry whenever i see something misspelled and i have the urge to translate things from japanese into english if they aren't already. also im hyped for s3.

other games i like include TF2 (bonk), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), Ori (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense)

weapons i main:

  • Custom Dualie Squelchers
  • Octo Shot Replica
  • E-Liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here]
  • Hero Dualie Replicas

how i got into splatoon:

i dont remember a lot but i first got into it around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge

and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though.

some other things you might wanna know:

things i like about splatoon:

  • i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
  • my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
  • favorite bands are dedf1sh, off the hook, turquoise october, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now im crying)
  • i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
  • cute cephalopods
  • big man

things about me:

  • im on the autism spectrum
  • my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
  • i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
  • i have a pixilart, you can find it here
  • favorite bands / music artists include Patricia Taxxon, AJR, Graham Kartna, Queens of the Stone Age, Vundabar, and Louie Zong

splatfest choices

never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i did participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever

YO WASSUP if you're reading this im editing this part right now, so stay tuned for changes. or dont.

S1

NA & international fests:

Splatfest Name Team I Chose Region End Result
Cats vs. Dogs Cats NA Lose...
Roller Coasters vs. Water Slides Roller Coasters NA Win!
Marshmallows vs. Hotdogs Marshmallows NA Win!
Autobots vs. Decepticons Neither NA ---
Art vs. Science Art NA Win!
Cars vs. Planes Neither NA ---
Pirates vs. Ninjas Pirates NA Win!
Burgers vs. Pizza Burgers NA Win!
Naughty vs. Nice Neither NA ---
Past vs. Future Future NA Lose...
Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Blue Neither NA ---
Snowman vs. Sandcastle Snowman NA Lose...
Spongebob vs. Patrick Neither NA, EU ---
Fancy Party vs. Costume Party Fancy Party WORLDWIDE!!! Win!
Early Bird vs. Night Owl Night Owl NA Win!
Callie vs. Marie Callie WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...

EU fests:

JP fests:

S2

North America, Oceania, and International Splatfests

Splatfest Name Team I Chose Region End Result
Cake vs. Ice Cream Ice Cream NA,
Mayo vs. Ketchup Ketchup WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...
Flight vs. Invisibility Flight NA, EU, OC Win!
Vampire vs. Werewolf Vampire NA Win!
Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy Sci-Fi NA Lose...
Sweater vs. Sock Neither NA ---
Action vs. Comedy Comedy WORLDWIDE!!! Win!
Money vs. Love Love WORLDWIDE!!! Win!
Chicken vs. Egg Egg NA, EU, OC Lose...
Baseball vs. Soccer Baseball NA, OC Win!
The TMNT Tournament Literally none NA, OC ---
Pulp vs. No-Pulp No-Pulp NA, OC Lose...
Squid vs. Octopus Neither WORLDWIDE!!! ---
Fork vs. Spoon Neither NA, OC ---
Retro vs. Modern Neither NA, OC ---
Trick vs. Treat Trick WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...
Salsa vs. Guac Guac NA Lose...
Hero vs. Villain Neither WORLDWIDE!!! ---
Fam vs. Friend Friend WORLDWIDE!!! Win!
Pancake vs. Waffle Pancake NA, OC Lose...
Knight vs. Wizard Knight WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...
Hare vs. Tortoise Hare WORLDWIDE!!! Win!
Time Travel vs. Teleportation Teleportation NA, OC Win!
Unicorn vs. Narwhal Narwhal NA, OC Win!
Chaos vs. Order Order WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...
Super Mushroom vs. Super Star Super Star WORLDWIDE!!! Lose...
Reasons Why:

Cake vs. Ice Cream: ice cream doesn't make me feel as bleh after eating it as cake does

Mayo vs. Ketchup: mayo is unbelievably disgusting on anything other than chicken sandwiches. ketchup tastes better, goes with more things, and is better for you (no really it is, look it up)

Flight vs Invisibility: flight seems more useful. plus i can go where ever i want to when ever, such as... actually, i'll get back to you on that

Vampire vs. Werewolf: no real reason i cant pinpoint, i guess i just prefer vampires.

Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy: have you ever read The Giver? that's why i chose team sci-fi.

Sweater vs. Sock: both sound ugly and extremely itchy. im pretty sure everyone hates itchy things, but i especially hate them.

Action vs. Comedy: never seen any action movies (i think?). also i just like funny things

Money vs. Love: im not a greedy pig.

Chicken vs. Egg: the thing that marina said about genetic mutation makes a ton of sense.

Baseball vs. Soccer: first off, soccer players are weaklings who fall over at the slightest tap. second, baseball seems more fun, it's the favorite game of one of my favorite cartoon characters, and also i can make scout references (BONK!!!!!!!!)

The Entire TMNT Tournament: TMNT is... weird.

Pulp vs. No Pulp: pulp has a weird texture. i hate weird textures (in food and fabric).

Squid vs. Octopus: both. both are cute.

Fork vs. Spoon: JUST USE A SPORK. OR YOUR HANDS. ACTUALLY WAIT DONT DO THAT IF IT'S LIQUIDY THAT'S JUST GROSS

Retro vs. Modern: i think both are cool.

Trick vs. Treat: i've been trying to cut back on sweets because my mom has a liver issue and i dont want the same thing to happen to me. also where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg people's houses???

Salsa vs. Guac: guac tastes better, UNLESS it's super spicy or it's liquidy

Hero vs. Villain: i've only played smash bros once and i just played as the inkling the entire time. the devs said that the inklings arent really good or evil soooooooooooooo

Fam vs. Friend: i dont actually know??? i guess i'd just prefer to hang out with friends???

Pancake vs. Waffle: pancakes somehow taste better, even though they're the same thing as waffles

Knight vs. Wizard: it's crusade time

Hare vs. Tortoise: im not patient at all when it comes to most things

Time Travel vs. Teleportation: no time paradoxes for me, thanks!!!!!!!!!

Unicorn vs. Narwhal: unicorns are overrated

Chaos vs. Order: both can be bad if there's too much, but i prefer order.

Super Mushroom vs. Super Star: doo doo doo-doo doo doo dooooooooooo

Europe Splatfests

Splatfest Name Team I Chose End Result
Front Roll vs. Back Roll Front Roll Win!
Warm Breakfast vs. Cold Breakfast Warm Breakfast Win!
Film vs. Book Book Lose...
Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN Gherk-OUT Win!
Salty vs. Sweet Neither ---
Adventure vs. Relax Neither ---
Eat It vs. Save It Eat It Lose...
Kid vs. Grown Up Grown Up Win!
Reasons Why:

Front Roll vs. Back Roll: putting it backwards infuriates me for no reason.

Warm Breakfast vs. Cold Breakfast: my favorite breakfast is pancakes, bacon, and eggs. it's very yummy.

Film vs. Book: i dont watch movies that often, and whenever my family does, they try to force me to watch it with them. i prefer books because i can just read them by myself.

Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN: pickle bad

Salty vs. Sweet: either type of popcorn is good.

Adventure vs. Relax: i'd do either. it would just depend on how i was feeling.

Eat It vs. Save It: pretty much how i eat my food.

Kid vs. Grown Up: i wanna move out and be responsible for myself. and also get a job at best buy while im at it.

Japan Splatfests:

Splatfest Name Team I Chose End Result
Fries vs. McNuggets McNuggets Win!
Dexterity vs. Endurance Neither ---
Lemon vs. No Lemon Lemon Lose...
Inner Wear vs. Outer Wear Outer Wear Win!
Champion vs. Challenger Neither ---
Hana vs. Dango Dango Lose...
Newest vs. Most Popular Most Popular Win!
New Lifeform vs. Future Tech New Lifeform Lose...
Hello Kitty vs. Cinnamoroll Cinnamoroll Lose...
My Melody vs. Pompompurin Pompompurin Lose...
Hello Kitty vs. My Melody My Melody Win!
Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village Mushroom Mountain Win!
Tsubuan vs. Koshian Neither ---
Pocky Chocolate vs. Pocky: Gokuboso Pocky Chocolate Lose...
Boke vs. Tsukkomi Tsukkomi Lose...
Ce vs. Pa Neither ---
No Pineapple vs. Pineapple No Pineapple Win!
Reasons Why:

Fries vs. McNuggets: mcdonalds fries are bad. i said it. they aren't well done and they're unevenly salted.

Dexterity vs. Endurance: see this is one of those things where no matter how much i try to figure it out im still confused in the end.

Lemon vs. No Lemon: lemon is nice on fried food

Inner Wear vs. Outer Wear: i have these 2 jackets i really like ok

Champion vs. Challenger: only read the 1st book of the manga

Hana vs. Dango: dango looks like it tastes really good | this is future me, only just learned about the japanese idiom, would probably be neutral in terms of it but i just really wanna try dango

Newest vs. Most Popular: if it's popular that means it's really good. probably.

New Lifeform vs. Future Tech: we should probably figure out what the hell is in the ocean.

Hello Kitty vs. Cinnamoroll: did you think cinnamoroll is a bunny? nope, he's a dog apparently.

My Melody vs. Pompompurin: (U~人~U) this is a dog in case you can't tell

Hello Kitty vs. My Melody: why not?

Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village: sounds more appetizing

Tsubuan vs. Koshian: not to be rude, but both sound weird to me-

Pocky Chocolate vs. Pocky: Gokuboso: gokuboso pocky sounds like it breaks in the box.

Boke vs. Tsukkomi: im more of a tsukkomi most of the time

Ce vs. Pa: don't watch baseball, let alone japanese baseball.

No Pineapple vs. Pineapple: never tried subuta, but it doesn't sound like it's good with pineapple

place where i put pictures with funny captions

i was bored, ok?

pictures that are mine:

pictures that arent mine:

  • dancing boi

    dancing boi

  • the most low-quality thing i've ever seen

    the most low-quality thing i've ever seen

  • File:S3 Li’l Judd.jpeg

    he is an evil munchkin

  • bro it's the squid sisters in paris how cool and cute is that

    bro it's the squid sisters in paris how cool and cute is that

  • OH CRAP WHAT DID THEY DO???

    OH CRAP WHAT DID THEY DO???

  • she is glamorous

    she is glamorous

tags

Splatoon2-Loading.gifThis user loves drawing!
S2 Pearl render.pngThis user is a fan of Pearl.
S2 Band Turquoise October.pngThis user is a fan of Turquoise October.
S2 Band Diss-Pair.jpgThis user is a fan of Diss-Pair.
File:Hero Suit.pngThis user beats Inner Agent 3!
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