Baseball vs. Soccer was a Splatfest event in Splatoon 2. It was held in North America and Oceania. It was announced on 30 March 2018. The results were given on 8 April 2018.
Marina “Which sport do you prefer? Baseball or soccer?”
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Pearl “Let's hear it, Marina. Which side are you on?”
Marina “Soccer for sure.”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “The teamwork! THE TENSION!”
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Pearl “The snoring! Soccer is BOOOORING!”
Marina “-”
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Pearl “I'd rather watch ink dry...at the post office...WITH SHELDON.”
Marina “-”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “Oh, because baseball is so exciting...”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “A starfish moves faster than a game of baseball!”
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Pearl “At least baseball players don't flop on the ground at the lightest contact!”
Marina “At least soccer is a real sport played by athletes who are actually athletic!”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “Baseball is the most contrived artificial sport ever created.”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “"Try to throw this ball past that player, but only in this small area..."”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “"And if she hits it, pick it up and throw it at her, but only if she's stealing a-"”
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Pearl “You don't know how to play baseball, do you?”
Marina “-”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “What? Of course I do! You just grab, uh...the club and smack in a touchdow-”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “OK FINE. I don't know how to play baseball...”
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Pearl “Which sport do you like more? Head to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!”
Marina “-”
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Introduction
Pearl's dialogue
Marina's dialogue
Region
Pearl “Which sport do you like more? Soccer or baseball?”
Marina “Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!”
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Results
Pearl's dialogue
Marina's dialogue
Region
Pearl “BLAM! Team baseball knocks it out da paaaark!”
Marina “Buh...”
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Pearl “Gimme a beat, Marina!”
Marina “-”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “Boom, pshh. Boom, boom, pshh...”
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Pearl “BASEBALL IS IN THE PLACE, Y'ALL!”
Marina “-”
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Pearl “They fall but we stay tall 'cuz we ain't small! HAH!”
Marina “-”
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Pearl “Up top, sluggers!”
Marina “We'll get 'em next time, strikers.”
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Pearl “If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”
Marina “-”
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Results if Soccer were to win
Pearl's dialogue
Marina's dialogue
Region
Pearl “-”
Marina “GOOOOOOOOOOAL!”
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Pearl “OH COME ON!”
Marina “-”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “Hahaha! You chose the wrong team, Pearlie!”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “I guess that means you were...offsides.”
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Pearl “I don't get it.”
Marina “-”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “...Yeah, it was a bad joke.”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “I didn't think we'd win so I didn't write anything in advance.”
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Pearl “Maybe try a little harder next time, yeah?”
Marina “-”
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Pearl “-”
Marina “If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”
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French (Canada)
Announcement
Perle's dialogue
Coralie's dialogue
Region
Perle « - »
Coralie « Quel sport préfères-tu? Le baseball ou le soccer? » (Which sport is your favourite? Baseball or soccer?)
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Perle « OK, Coralie. T'es de quel côté? » (Okay, Marina. Which side are you on?)
Coralie « Le soccer, c'est clair! » (Soccer, of course!)
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Perle « - »
Coralie « Le travail d'équipe! LA TENSION! » (The teamwork! THE TENSION!)
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Perle « Les ronflements! Le soccer est ENNUYANT! » (The snoozefests! Soccer is BORING!)
Coralie « - »
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Perle « J'aurais plus de fun à regarder de l'encre sécher avec CARTOUCHE! » (I would have more fun watching ink dry with SHELDON!)
Coralie « - »
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Perle « - »
Coralie « Oh, parce que le baseball est telllllement excitant... » (Oh, 'cause baseball is sooooo much more exciting...)
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Perle « - »
Coralie « J'ai vu des étoiles de mer bouger plus vite qu'une partie de baseball! » (I've seen starfishes move faster than an inning of baseball!)
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Perle « Les joueurs de baseball tombent pas à terre au moindre contact au moins! » (Baseball players don't fall to the ground at the smallest touch, at least!)
Coralie « Et le soccer est un vrai sport joué par des athlètes qui sont athlétiques! » (And soccer is a real sport played by athletes who are actually athletic!)
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Perle « - »
Coralie « Le baseball est le sport le plus artificiel et étrange jamais créé. » (Baseball is the most artificial and the weirdest sport ever created.)
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Perle « - »
Coralie « « Lance la balle devant le joueur, mais juste dans cette petite zone... » » ("Throw the ball in front of the player, but only in this little zone...")
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Perle « - »
Coralie « « Et s'il la frappe, ramasse-la et lance-la, mais juste s'il vole un but... » » ("And if they hit it, pick it up and throw it, but only if they steal a base...")
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Perle « Tu connais rien au baseball, j'me trompe? » (You know nothing about baseball, do you?)
Coralie « - »
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Perle « - »
Coralie « QUOI?! Bien sûr! Tu prends le... euh la mailloche et tu frappes le touché... » (WHAT? Of course I do! You take the... uh, the club and you score a touchtown...)
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Perle « - »
Coralie « OK, C'EST BON! Je sais pas comment jouer au baseball. » (OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT! I have no idea how to play baseball.)
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Perle « Quel sport préfères-tu? Va à la borne festive pour choisir une équipe! » (Which sport do you like more? Go to the Splatfest terminal to choose a team!)
Coralie « - »
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Introduction
Perle's dialogue
Coralie's dialogue
Region
Perle « Quel sport préfères-tu? Le baseball ou le soccer? » (Which sport do you like best? Baseball or soccer?)
Coralie « Va à la borne festive pour choisir une équipe! » (Head on over to the Splatfest terminal to choose your team!)
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Results
Perle's dialogue
Coralie's dialogue
Region
Perle « Bonsoir, elle est partie! L'équipe baseball a fait un coup de circuit! » (Good evening, that's a wrap! Team Baseball knocked it out of the park!)
Coralie « Mais... » (B-but...)
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Perle « Donne-moi d'la musique, Coralie! » (Shoot me a beat, Marina!)
Perle « LES COUPS DE CIRCUIT SONT NOTRE VIE! » (HOMERUNS ARE OUR LIFESTYLE!)
Coralie « - »
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Perle « On est des frappeurs, mais dans l'autre équipe ils sont plutôt des f'ra pas peur! » (We're the batters, and the other team is not intimidating!)
Coralie « - »
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Perle « Allez, lance-moi la balle, direct dans mon gant! » (C'mon, toss me the ball, right in my glove!)
Coralie « On les aura la prochaine fois, mes attaquants! » (We'll get'em next time, my strikers!)
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Perle « Si tu as participé au festival, n'oublie pas de récupérer tes prix au carré! » (If you participated in the Splatfest, don't forget to pick up your prizes in the Square!)
Coralie « - »
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Results if Soccer were to win
Perle's dialogue
Coralie's dialogue
Region
Perle « - »
Coralie « BUUUUUUUUUT! » (GOAAAAAAAAAAL!)
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Perle « AH C'EST PAS JUSTE! » (AH IT'S NOT FAIR!)
Coralie « - »
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Perle « - »
Coralie « Hahaha! Tu as choisi la mauvaise équipe, ma petite Perle! » (Hahaha! You picked the wrong team, li'l Pearl!)
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Perle « - »
Coralie « Je crois que ça veut dire que tu étais... hors-jeu. » (I guess that means you were... out of bounds.)
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Perle « Je comprends pas. » (I don't get it.)
Coralie « - »
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Perle « - »
Coralie « Ouais, c'était pas une bonne blague. » (Yeah, it wasn't funny.)
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Perle « - »
Coralie « Je pensais pas qu'on gagnerait, alors j'ai rien préparé comme matériel. » (I didn't think we'd win, so I've got nothing on my script.)
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Perle « Force-toi un peu la prochaine fois, OK? » (Force yourself a bit for next time, yeah?)
Coralie « - »
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Perle « - »
Coralie « Si tu as participé au festival, n'oublie pas de récupérer tes prix au carré! » (If you participated in the Splatfest, don't forget to pick up your prizes in the Square!)
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Spanish (Latin America)
Announcement
Perla's dialogue
Marina's dialogue
Region
Perla «-»
Marina «¿Cuál deporte prefieres? ¿Beisbol o futbol?» (Which sport do you prefer? Baseball or soccer?)
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Perla «Adelante, Marina, ¿cuál es tu favorito?» (Go on, Marina, which one's your favorite?)
Marina «La respuesta es obvia, ¡el futbol!» (The answer is obvious: soccer!)
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Perla «-»
Marina «¡Es genial! ¡La acción constante, el trabajo en equipo, la PRECISIÓN!» (It's great! The constant action, the teamwork, the PRECISION!)
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Perla «¡Los bostezos! ¡El futbol es la cosa más aburrida!» (The yawns! Soccer is the most boring thing!)
Marina «-»
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Perla «Preferiría escuchar a Jairo describir todos sus diseños... con lujo de detalle.» (I'd rather listen to Sheldon describe all of his designs... in full detail.)
Marina «-»
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Perla «-»
Marina «Sí, claro, como si el beisbol fuera el deporte ráfaga.» (Yes, of course, as if baseball is a booming sport.)
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Perla «-»
Marina «¡Una carrera de estrellas de mar es más emocionante que un partido de beisbol!» (A starfish race is more exciting than a baseball match!)
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Perla «¡Al menos los beisbolistas no se tiran al piso si los toca el viento!» (At least the baseball players don't throw themselves at the floor if the wind touches them!)
Marina «¡Al menos para jugar futbol uno debe ser atlético!» (At least to play soccer one has to be athletic!)
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Perla «-»
Marina «El beisbol es el deporte más complicado y artificial jamás creado.» (Baseball is the most complicated and artificial sport ever created.)
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Perla «-»
Marina «"Lanza la bola hacia este jugador, pero solo dentro de esta zona chiquitita".» ("Throw the ball towards this player, but only inside of this little little zone.")
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Perla «-»
Marina «"Y si la golpea, recógela y aviéntasela, pero solo si se está robando la..."» ("And if it's hit, get it back and throw it, but only if they're stealing the...")
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Perla «No tienes ni idea de cómo se juega el beisbol, ¿verdad?» (You have no idea how baseball is played, right?)
Marina «-»
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Perla «-»
Marina «¡Obvio que sí! La raqueta se usa para pegarle a la bola y anotar una canasta...» (Of course! The racket is used to hit the ball and score a slam dunk...)
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Perla «-»
Marina «Está bien, está bien, lo acepto. No conozco las reglas del beisbol.» (Alright, alright, I accept it. I don't know the rules of baseball.)
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Perla «¿Ustedes qué deporte eligen? ¡Vayan a la terminal de voto y elijan un equipo!» (Which sport do you choose? Go to the vote terminal and choose a team!)
Marina «-»
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Introduction
Perla's dialogue
Marina's dialogue
Region
Perla «¿Cuál deporte prefieren? ¿Futbol o beisbol?» (Which sport do you prefer? Soccer of baseball?)
Marina «¡Vayan a la terminal de voto elijan un equipo!» (Go to the vote terminal and choose a team!)
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Results
Perla's dialogue
Marina's dialogue
Region
Perla «¡El Equipo Beisbol se voló la barda y se llevó el partido!» (Team Baseball flew over the wall and took the game!)
Marina «Ugh...»
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Perla «¡Márcame el ritmo, Marina!» (Drop me a beat, Marina!)
Perla «¡El beisbol es el campeón!» (Baseball is the champion!)
Marina «-»
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Perla «En la corte del rey de los deportes, no hay lugar para clavados y reproches.» (On the king of the sport's court, there's no place for dives and accusations.)
Marina «-»
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Perla «¡Aplausos para los jonroneros!» (A round of applause for the homerunners!)
Marina «Que no decaigan los ánimos, equipo. La próximo vez venceremos.» (Don't be discouraged, team. We'll get 'em next time!)
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Perla «¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!» (If you participated in the Splatfest, collect your prizes at the Square!)
Marina «-»
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Results if Soccer were to win
Perla's dialogue
Marina's dialogue
Region
Perla «-»
Marina «¡GOOOOOOOOOOL!» (GOOOOOOOOOOAL!)
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Perla «Ay, respira, que no es para tanto...» (Ugh, breathe, it's not that serious.)
Marina «-»
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Perla «-»
Marina «¡Ja, ja, ja! Otra vez elegiste al equipo equivocado, Perla.» (Ha, ha, ha! Once again, you chose the wrong team, Pearl.)
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Perla «-»
Marina «Se podría decir que quedaste... fuera de lugar.» (One could say that you were... offside.)
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Perla «¿De qué estás hablando?» (What are you talking about?)
Marina «-»
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Perla «-»
Marina «Perdón, fue una broma bastante mala.» (Sorry, it was a really bad joke.)
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Perla «-»
Marina «No esperaba que fuéramos a ganar, así que no preparé ningún discurso...» (I wasn't expecting that we were gonna win, so I didn't prepare a speech...)
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Perla «Esfuérzate aunque sea un poquito para la próxima, ¿sale?» (Make at least a little bit of effort next time, 'kay?)
Marina «-»
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Perla «-»
Marina «¡Si participaron en el festival, recojan sus premios en el centro!» (If you participated in the Splatfest, collect your prizes at the Square!)