User:P.J. GT

I'm DONE...

I am now no longer being a part of this wiki due to thinking my usefulness here has took its course, among some disagreements with certain staff members.

“	Ahhhh... Another item for my...extremely large regret pile...	”
— Me after a year of being on Discord

Hi, I'm P.J. GT. A 23 year-old, slightly autistic male, devoted Christian and Nintendo fan that lives in the USA. I no longer contribute to the wiki.

Reasons why I'm leaving

So the main reason outside of no longer having interest in contributing to this wiki (without being disrespectful) is me and the wiki's conflicting cultural ideologies (this user block in particular gives me the idea that this wiki's community, and the Splatoon fanbase as a whole, extremely gatekeeps against people of religion).

This is also why I stopped being on the Inkipedia Discord server in May/July 2024. Oh, and speaking of Discord, I also left there because of the "Little Buddy is sleeping fiasco". Because my feelings were VERY, VERY hurt when some said that Smallfry was "dead" or "high on drugs" in the pic as some kind of joke. Do YOU want someone to say those kind of cruel things about a pet you posted a cute pic of it sleeping?!? How would you feel?? Heartbroken that's what! I once considered some of you there "friends", but that was the snapping point and I uninstalled Discord to get away from bullies like you.

Don't get me wrong, my time on both the wiki and the Discord was enjoyable (outside of the fart-vandal's persistent harassment and some choices I regret making), so despite me leaving for good, I will still use Inkipedia to get info to put in my Splatoon headcanon of Fanon Wiki. And I will still be a Splatoon fan for the foreseeable future with the upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and inevitable Splatoon 4. It's been quite a fresh ride, but the Ink Tank has to empty eventually. So farewell.

Bring on The Rapture, GOD!

Game Stats

S2 Stats

S2 Stats

Level:	99^☆1 MAX
Super Sea Snails:	104
Ranks:	X in all Modes
Salmon Run:	Profreshional 400
Octo Canyon:	1000% FRESH
Octo Expansion:	1000% (NO help! NO skips!) (Inner Agent 3 Defeated!)
Played Since:	July 23, 2017
Play Time:	3,010 hours

S3 Stats

S3 Stats

Player ID:	#1301
Level:	250
Splashtag Title:	Dangerous Challenger
Splashtag & Badges:
Super Sea Snails:	101
Highest Anarchy Rank:	S+⁴⁵
Salmon Run Next Wave:	Eggsecutive VP 999
Tableturf Battle Rank:	50
Return of the Mammalians:	1000% (Beat After Alterna!)
Side Order:	1000% (Cleared 30F with ALL Palettes!)
Been playing since:	September 9, 2022
Play Time:	2,320+ hours

As of May 2025

How I got into Splatoon

Before Splatoon, I was a common Mario fanboy. Batting my eye at other game series like "Yeah, whatevs". I even had some imaginary Mario fan-games I drew up when I was 14 (which I completely abandoned now), as well playing the Skylanders series. But when my brother got Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, I learned that there were other game series that looked interesting, mainly Mega Man and Metroid, and got both Mega Man 2 and Super Metroid on VC. But in 2016, I began to see trailers for Splatoon 1, including its Direct, as I binged Nintendo Minute and past Nintendo Directs. Then for that year, I had an on/off interest in the game. But it was when the Nintendo Switch was announced that I decided not to get it. But then...

In July of 2017, me and my brother each finally got our own Nintendo Switch from console bundles at GameStop (after being scammed on Amazon for the consoles...). My brother's bundle had ARMS and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, while mine also had ARMS but instead had The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. But later that weekend, Splatoon 2 came out and we didn't have interest in ARMS, so we went back to GameStop to turn them in and settled on getting Splatoon 2 instead, as I finally settled my interest in the series. It was then, as I heard the soundtrack and got introduced to Off the Hook, where I got...HOOKED! (Pun intended.) Sure my first matches were horrible, as I was still getting used to the controls and learning its mechanics. But I eventually got to be decent at it. A few weeks later, I decided to get a second copy of Splatoon 2 for my brother so we can play online together instead of sharing one copy. But his interest in it dwindled over a year, while I was addicted to it from the onset. Later, as the Octo Expansion was announced, I was very excited for it and made my preorder. Then as I watched the official Nintendo-held Splatoon 2 tournaments of that year, I decided to adjust my playstyle to not be as childish and picked up some of the Weapons that were meta at the time.

And the rest was history.

Likes & Dislikes of Splatoon

Here are lists of what I like & don't like about the Splatoon Series. (Note that all these are my personal opinions, so please don't splat the messenger!)

Likes

The Music!
Online Multiplayer
Lore
Motion Controls (THE best way to play the game.)
Little Buddy (GET YOUR SCUMMY HANDS & REMARKS AWAY FROM HIM!!!)
Encouraging and positive posts
C-Side's version of Splattack!
Seasource
Clickbait
No Quarters
Deep Cut
The Flip Out Emote (Gotta stick with the OG!)
C-Side
SashiMori
Chirpy Chips
The Squid Sisters
DJ Octavio
Splat Dualies
Triple Splashdown
S-BLAST
.52 Gal (Don't sue me.)
Salmon Run (Next Wave in particular)
Rainmaker (S3)
Grizzco Blaster (My beloved!)
Grizzco Roller
Ancho-V Games
Mincemeat Metalworks
Inkblot Art Academy
Gone Fission Hydroplant
Bonerattle Arena
Sheldon
Crusty Sean
Jel La Fleur
Mr. Coco

Dislikes

Inappropriate posts and Usernames in-game (e.g. sexual, political, threatening) The VERY reason why I prefer to have community posts turned off.))
Splatoon Character shipping theories and fan-canons (Humanity at its MOST DISGUSTING, people!! And ruins my outlooks on characters for me...)
Off the Hook (Yeah, YOU HEARD ME.)
Ink Theory (WHY do people defend their abhorrent-sounding songs?!?)
Jelfonzo (All because of his stupid F-bomb t-shirt)
The Fandom's takes around Shiver, Marie, Big Man & Dedf1sh's genders
[REDACTED] Dudes be [REDACTED] Sleepin'
#14 crush
Squid Beakons
Sploosh-o-matic
S3's Aerospray RG
Flyfish
Stinger
Fish Stick
Ink Vac
Grizzco Slosher (It's still good though)
Walleye Warehouse
Undertow Spillway
Marooner's Bay
Ultra Stamp
Chargers
Later, Undulator
XOXO
Disconnects & Communication Errors
Griefers, Base-Raiders & Splat-Doomers
Splatoon Memes
Fan translations of in-game song lyrics (They just ruin the charm the gibberish give to them!)
The misinterpretation of one of Frye's voice-clips during her boss battle (Great. This is "So long, eh Bowser!" all over again...)
Players who abuse weak wifi connections to their advantage
Mirror Matches during Splatfests (At least the Conch Clash system doesn't make them feel like a waste of time.)
The offical Splatoon Manga (I don't like Main Protagonists that act like complete idiots...)
Stick Controls (I only have them on for Handheld-Mode.)

Events

This is a list of all the Splatfest, Big Run, Challenge and Eggstra Work events I have played in. (As of May 2025)

Splatfests (S2)	Splatfests (S3)
Ketchup (2017)	Rock
Flight	Fun
Vampire	Fire
Sci-Fi	Sweet
Sock	Milk Chocolate (2023)
Action	Aliens
Love	Power
Chicken (2018)	Mint Chip
Baseball	Love
Raph (1/3)	Shiver
Don (2/3)	Ghost
Raph (3/3)	Fistbump
No-Pulp	Family
Octopus	Saturday
Spoon	Drums
Retro	Baby Chicks
Treat (2018)	Save the Day
Salsa	Palace
Hero	Rice
Fam	Future
Pancake	Ninja
Knight	Presents
Tortoise	Milk Chocolate (2025)
Teleportation	Morning
Narwhal
Order
Ketchup (2020)
Chicken (2020)
Treat (2020)
Super Mushroom

Challenges
New Season Challenge	Too Many Trizookas!	The Sheldon Sampler Challenge	Monthly Challenge	Foggy Notion	Duel of Dynamic Duos
Extreme Jump Battle	Zip-to-It Zipcaster	Swim It to Win it	Inkjets for Everyone!	Modded Rainmaker Test-Fire	Sheldon's Dress-up Showdown
Oh My Gush	Fastest Blasters	Towering Tower Control	Making It Rain...Here?	Dualies at Ten Paces	Curling Hurl
Ultra Stamp Rally	Splat Bomb Rush	Bucket of Crab Tanks	Supreme Sloshers

Salmon Run
Big Run	Eggstra Work
Wahoo World (2022)	Gone Fission Hydroplant
Inkblot Art Academy (2023)	Spawning Grounds
Undertow Spillway
Um'ami Ruins
Barnacle & Dime
Eeltail Alley
Multiple Sites
Grand Splatlands Bowl
Wahoo World (2024)
Inkblot Art Academy (2025)

Misc. Content

Here is a bunch of stuff that is what I like other than Splatoon, merchandise, fun facts about me & my own miscellaneous Splatoon info.

Weapons I hope to try and use more in Splatoon 4 (IF they do come back and get good kits) after missing out/not using in Splatoon 3:

Splat Roller
Dynamo Roller
Blaster
Luna Blaster
Octobrush
Nautilus
Heavy Edit Splatling
Splatana Stamper

Wishlist for Splatoon 4
Have a larger time gap from S3	Have completely brand-new characters (Not a SINGLE returning one)	Take place in a brand-new region or country outside of Inkadia and the Splatlands	Have S4's main "theme" be nostalgia due to Team Past winning the Grand Festival
More player character customization (Hair, Legwear, facial features (like freckles, scars or tattoos))	More thought-out weapon kits and better-designed Stages with flank-routes	Bring back Crab Tank but not Kraken Royale, Tenta Missiles and Ultra Stamp	New Ranked Modes
Have its story mode focus on past historical events, more Salmonid lore and what happened to all the marine mammals	Have a rogue-lite mode similar to Side Order	Open-ended story mode hub area	Regional matchmaking options and a better Rank system
Make Splatfests back to 2 Teams	Make a way to prevent Mirror Matches during a Splatfest with a "prompt" during matchmaking to battle anyway or wait longer	Have unique Stages for each Splatfest like the Shifty Stations from S2	Keep S3's Splatfest format (Sneak Peek period, two day-long event)
Be WAY less grind-y than Splatoon 3 is	Retain S3's three-month content cycle and Catalog system	Private Battles with bot-players that have choose-able difficulty levels (Enemy Octoling to Inner Agent 3)	Make player Ranks be restricted to a "For Glory" style of matchmaking option and have another be a "For Fun" style that lacks it for casual players (Both options have Turf War and all the Ranked Modes)
Nerf Squid Beakons or don't even bring them back	Bring back Salmon Run (or a new equivalent of it)	Expand on S3's Lockers into full-blown apartments that also act as the player's start point when opening the game after its tutorial segment	Let us block players from appearing in our Plaza
120fps	Mouse controls with the Switch 2's Joy-Cons	A more fleshed-out plot for the Hero Mode	Bring back Challenges and make them a bit more frequent

User-space stuff (The portrayals of Off the Hook in the Minifests do not match how I interpret them in my headcanon, so I label them as non-canon to it)