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Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors

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Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors was a Splatfest event in Splatoon 3, accessed by downloading the Splatoon 3 Splatfest World Premiere from the Nintendo eShop. It was announced on 10 August 2022 and lasted for twelve hours, beginning at different times depending on the player's region. Players from different matchmaking regions were able to play together in overlapping times.

The results were announced on 28 August 2022 at 14:00 UTC.

Details

The Splatoon 3 Splatfest World Premiere is a free demo that allows players to play the Splatoon 3 tutorial, walk around Splatsville, and participate in the Splatfest. The software was launchable starting on 25 August 2022, allowing the plaza to be explored, but players could not participate in the Splatfest until 27 August 2022.

Stage Rotations

Before the Splatfest began in Europe (the earliest timezone where it started), the stage rotations displayed Scorch Gorge and Eeltail Alley globally. Afterwards, the rotations in every region were as follows:

The Tricolor Turf War stage was Sturgeon Shipyard.

Halftime Report

At the halfway point in the Splatfest, Deep Cut revealed the team currently with the most overall Clout, used to determine the team team plays the role of defense (and starting in the center of the stage) during Tricolor Turf Wars.

Each region has a different Halftime Report due to each Splatfest's start time differing depending on the region.

Region	Rock	Paper	Scissors
Europe	33.20%	32.13%	34.66%
Americas	33.01%	32.85%	34.13%
Asia-Pacific	33.37%	32.08%	34.54%

Results

Europe

Category	Rock	Paper	Scissors
Votes - 10p	45.44%	19.59%	34.95%
Clout (Open) - 15p	37.71%	30.37%	31.90%
Clout (Pro) - 10p	33.01%	33.51%	33.46%
Total	25p	10p	00p

Americas

Category	Rock	Paper	Scissors
Votes - 10p	42.70%	17.02%	40.26%
Clout (Open) - 15p	37.03%	29.89%	33.06%
Clout (Pro) - 10p	32.76%	34.91%	32.32%
Total	25p	10p	00p

Asia-Pacific

Category	Rock	Paper	Scissors
Votes - 10p	44.58%	21.31%	34.10%
Clout (Open) - 15p	35.98%	30.01%	33.99%
Clout (Pro) - 10p	33.08%	32.55%	34.55%
Total	25p	00p	10p

Quotes

“	How about that Splatfest World Premiere! First, the idea of a 3-way Splatfest is mind-blowing. And the theme? A statistical exploration of the benefits of Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors? We're swooning. Scientifically.	”
— @SplatoonNA on Twitter

“	SRL here with your last-minute reminder: the Splatfest World Premiere is going live today at 9am PT! Will you bank on the reliability of #TeamRock? Try to shred the competition with #TeamScissors? Or fold, flap, and flutter your way to the top with #TeamPaper?	”
— @SplatoonNA on Twitter

Dialogue

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English

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver “Huge news. I've got the Splatfest World Premiere theme! ROCK. PAPER. SCISSORS!”	Frye “YESSS! We'll finally know which one is the all-time winner!”	NOE, NOA
Shiver “Game on! Get ready for Team Rock to show off our unbreakable will.”	Frye “Write it in permanent ink on fancy paper...Team Paper for the win!”	NOE, NOA
	Big Man “Ay! Ay! (Team Scissors is the sharpest! Picking scissors is always the best move.)”	NOE, NOA
Frye “Hooold up. There's no such thing as the "best move" in Rock Paper Scissors!”	Big Man “Ay? Ay. (No? But I'm pretty sure I always win whenever I pick scissors.)”	NOE, NOA
Shiver “Um, have you ever heard of "rock"? It's literally the most solid choice.”	Frye “I broke a rock once. Sell me on this...”	NOE, NOA
Shiver “Rock is the shape of a triumphant fist held high. It's solid. Stable. A firm foundation. It's-”		NOE, NOA
Frye “I'ma stop you right there. If that's all you've got, consider me Team Paper!”	Big Man “Ay? Ay? (Paper? Really?)”	NOE, NOA
Frye “Paper can fold into sharp shapes! And you can write DEVASTATING things on paper.”		NOE, NOA
	Big Man “Ay. Ay! (No, no. Scissors are strongest! They're already sharp! No folding required!)”	NOE, NOA
Shiver “Not when you make scissors out of your fingers. But a "rock hand" is pure power!”		NOE, NOA
	Big Man “Ay! (B-but finger scissors are complicated! They, uh...work your mind? And stuff...)”	NOE, NOA
Shiver “Do you even have fingers?! Suddenly you're the finger expert around here?”		NOE, NOA
	Big Man “Ay! (I made up my mind, which is strong, thanks to finger scissors. Team Scissors!)”	NOE, NOA
Frye “Big Man...that is the most...COMPELLING argument I've heard. I'm sold!”		NOE, NOA
Shiver “Whatever. Don't bring weak finger scissors to a rock fight. This is in the bag!”		NOE, NOA
	Frye “Ooo, bags are made of paper. I'm back to Team Paper! All about that pulp life!”	NOE, NOA
	Big Man “Ay! (Scissors make confetti, which I will shower you all with at my victory parade!)”	NOE, NOA

Introduction

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver “The Splatfest World Premiere is on now! Choose a team-Rock, Paper, or Scissors?”	Big Man “Ay! (Join on the fun by choosing a team at the Pledge Box in the square!)”	NOE, NOA

Results

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Shiver “Yesss. Team Rock wins it!”		NOE, NOA
Frye “Ooo! It was so close though!”	Big Man “Aaay! (Too close for comfort. Like using a rock for a pillow.)”	NOE, NOA
Shiver “Big Man, that makes no sense. Anyway, congrats Team Rock! What a battle!”		NOE, NOA
Frye “Shout out to Team Paper! We almost turned 'em into pulp.”	Big Man “Ay! (Don't forget Team Scissors! Deep Cut thanks you, uh, deeply...)”	NOE, NOA
Shiver “And that's a wrap on the Splatfest World Premiere. Well played, everyone!”	Frye “Can't wait for the next one!”	NOE, NOA
	Big Man “Ay, aaay! (Thanks for your support! Hope to see you soon!)”	NOE, NOA

Dutch

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Haya “Nieuwsflits! Het thema van de Splatfest World Premiere is bekend. STEEN, PAPIER, SCHAAR!” (News flash! The theme of the Splatfest World Premiere has been announced. ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!)	Muriël “JAAAA! Eindelijk komen we erachter wie de ultieme winnaar is!” (YEEEEAH! Finally we find out who the ultimate winner is!)
Haya “Maak je borst maar nat, want team Steen is onverzettelijk als een rots!” (You better be prepared, because team Rock is immovable as a rock!)	Muriël “Ik geef het je zwart op wit... Team Papier gaat winnen!” (I'll give it to you in writing... Team Paper is going to win!)
	Ray “Ay! Ay! (Team Schaar knipt ze wel door! Met schaar zit je altijd goed.)” (Ay! Ay! (Team Scissors will cut them through! With scissors, you're always in the right place.))
Muriël “Ho even. Er is geen beste keuze in steen, papier, schaar!” (Hold on. There's no best choice in rock, paper, scissors!)	Ray “Ay? Ay. (Nee? Maar ik win elke keer als ik schaar kies.)” (Ay? Ay. (No? But I win every time I pick scissors.))
Haya “Wat dacht je van steen? Dat is de meest solide keuze.” (How about rock? That's the most solid choice.)	Muriël “Ik kan stenen breken. Heb je niets beters?” (I can break rocks. Don't you have anything better?)
Haya “Steen is de vorm van een triomfantelijk geheven vuist. Solide. Een fundament. Een...” (Rock is the shape of a triumphantly raised fist. Solid. A foundation. A...)
Muriël “Genoeg geklets. Als dat alles is, blijf ik voor team Papier!” (Enough chatter. If that's all, I'll stay for team Paper!)	Ray “Ay? Ay? (Papier? Serieus?)” (Ay? Ay? (Paper? Seriously?))
Muriël “Papier kun je vlijmscherp opvouwen! En je kunt er vernietigende dingen op schrijven!” (Paper you can fold razor sharp! And you can write destructive things on it!)
	Ray “Ay. Ay! (Nee, schaar is het sterkst! Veel scherper, zonder te hoeven vouwen!)” (Ay. Ay! (No, scissors are the strongest! Much sharper, without having to fold!))
Haya “Niet als je met je hand een schaar maakt. Steen is pure kracht!” (Not if you make scissors with your hand. Rock is pure power!)
	Ray “Ay! (Met je vingers een schaar maken is anders best ingewikkeld!)” (Ay! (Making scissors with your fingers is actually pretty complicated!))
Haya “Heb je eigenlijk wel vingers? Sinds wanneer ben jij een vingerdeskundige?” (Do you even have fingers? Since when are you a finger expert?)
	Ray “Ay! (Net als een schaar ben ik erg geslepen. Team Schaar!)” (Ay! (Like scissors, I am very sharp. Team Scissors!))
Muriël “Dat klinkt niet eens zo verknipt, Ray... Ik ben bijna overtuigd.” (That doesn't even sound that impractical, Ray... I'm almost convinced.)
Haya “Schaar is geen knip voor de neus waard. Steen heeft rotsvast de beste kaarten!” (Scissors is not worth the paper it's written on. Rock has rock-solidly the best cards!)
	Muriël “O kaarten... die zijn van papier. Dan kom ik toch bij team Papier uit. Het ritselt mooi!” (Oh cards... those are made of paper. Then I end up with team Paper after all. It finagles nicely!)
	Ray “Ay! (Scharen maken confetti, en die ga ik rondstrooien bij mijn overwinningsparade!)” (Ay! (Scissors make confetti, and I'm going to scatter it around at my victory parade!))

Introduction

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Haya “De Splatfest World Premiere is nu bezig! Kies een team: Steen, Papier of Schaar!” (The Splatfest World Premiere is on now! Choose a team: Rock, Paper or Scissors!)	Ray “Ay! (Doe mee en kies een team bij de Splatfest-stembus op het plein!)” (Ay! (Get in on it and pick a team at the Splatfest Pledge Box in the square!))

Results

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Haya “Keigoed! Team Steen is de winnaar!” (Unsurpassably good! Team Rock is the winner!)
Muriël “Ooo! Dat scheelde maar een snippertje!” (Oooh! That was really close!)	Ray “Aaay! (Geen comfortabele voorsprong. Alsof je op een steen slaapt.)” (Aaay! (Not a comfortable lead. Like sleeping on a rock.))
Haya “Ray, praat geen onzin! Proficiat, team Steen! Wat een spannende wedstrijd!” (Big Man, don't talk nonsense! Congratulations, team Rock! What an exciting competition!)
Muriël “Niet slecht, team Papier! We hebben bijna pulp van ze gemaakt.” (Not bad, team Paper! We almost made pulp out of them.)	Ray “Ay! (En vergeet team Schaar niet! Jullie hadden de overwinning bijna in de knip!)” (Ay! (And don't forget team Scissors! You folks almost had the victory in the bag!))
Haya “En dat was de Splatfest World Premiere weer. Goed gespeeld, iedereen!” (And that was the Splatfest World Premiere. Well played, everyone!)	Muriël “Ik kijk al uit naar de volgende!” (I'm already looking forward to the next one!)
	Ray “Ay, aaay! (Bedankt voor het meedoen! Hopelijk tot gauw!)” (Ay, aaay! (Thanks for participating! Hopefully until soon!))

French

Results

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Pasquale « Youpi! Les pierres ont gagné! » (Yippee! The rocks have won!)
Angie « Pff...Ça s'est joué à un cheveu... » (Pff...It was so close...)	Raimi « Aaay! (Un cheveu que mes ciseaux ont bien failli couper!) » (Aaay! (So close that my scissors could cut!))
Pasquale « Tu racontes n'importe quoi, Raimi. En tout cas, felicitations, mes petites pierres! » (You talk nonsense, Big Man. In any case, congratulations, my little stones!)
Angie « Je suis desolee qu'il faille que les feuilles défaillant... Mais bravo quand même! » (I'm sorry that paper had to fail... But congratulations anyway!)	Raimi « Ay! (Et bravo aussi aux ciseaux! Vous étiez à couper le souffle!) » (Ay! (And kudos to the scissors too! You were breathtaking!))
Pasquale « Ainsi se clôt le Splatfest World Premiere! Encore bravo à toutes et à tous! » (Thus ends the Splatfest World Premiere! Congratulations again to all of you!)	Angie « Vivement le prochain festival! » (Looking forward to the next festival!)
	Raimi « Ay, aay! (Merci pour votre enthousiasme! On espère vous revoir bientôt!) » (Ay, aay! (Thank you for your enthusiasm! We hope to see you again soon!))

German

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Mako „Große Neuigkeiten! Das Thema der Splatfest World Premiere lautet Stein! Schere! Papier!“ (Big news! The theme of the Splatfest World Premiere is Rock! Scissors! Paper!)	Muri „Super! Endlich finden wir heraus was am besten ist!“ (Great! We will finally find out which is best!)
Mako „Team Stein wird seinen felsenfesten Willen zum Sieg unter Beweis stellen!“ (Team Rock will prove its rock-solid will to win!)	Muri „Wir werden es schwarz auf weiß haben... Team Papier wird gewinnen!“ (We will have it in black and white... Team Paper will win!)
	Mantaro „Ay! Ay! (Da habt ihr euch geschnitten! Mit Schere liegt man nie verkehrt!)“ (Ay! Ay! (You are both mistaken! You can never go wrong with Scissors!))
Notes: "Da habt ihr euch geschnitten!" is a German phrase which means that someone is incorrect. Literally translated the phrase means "You have cut yourselves on that one!"
Muri „Warte mal. Es gibt dabei keine Wahl, die immer gewinnt!“ (Wait a minute. There is no choice that always wins!)	Mantaro „Ay? Ay. (Was, nicht? Aber ich gewinne immer, wenn ich 'Schere' nehme.)“ (Ay? Ay. (What, there isn't? But I always win when I use 'Scissors').)
Mako „Und was ist mit 'Stein'? Immerhin die vorzüglichst solideste Wahl.“ (And what about 'Rock'? After all it is the most exquisitely solid choice.)	Muri „Ich hab schon Steine zerbrochen. Das überzeugt mich jetzt nicht.“ (I have already cracked rocks. I am not convinced.)
Mako „'Stein' nimmt die Form einer im Triumph erhobenen Faust an. Er ist Fundament. Er...“ ('Rock' takes on the form of a fist raised in triumph. It is foundation. It...)
Muri „Danke, reicht schon. Wenn das alle deine Argumente sind, dann bleibe ich bei Papier!“ (Thanks, that's enough. If those are all your arguments, then I'll stick with Paper!)	Mantaro „Ay? Ay? (Papier? Im Ernst?)“ (Ay? Ay? (Paper? Seriously?))
Muri „An Papier kann man sich fies schneiden! Und man kann üble Sachen drauf schreiben!“ (You can cut yourself badly on Paper! And you can write nasty things on it!)
	Mantaro „Ay. Ay! (Nein, 'Schere' ist am stärksten! Viel schärfer als Papier!)“ (Ay. Ay! (No, 'Scissors' are strongest! Much sharper than Paper!))
Mako „Nicht, wenn du die Schere nur mit deiner Hand machst. aber 'Stein' ist pure Kraft!“ (Not if you make the Scissors with your hand only. But 'Rock' is pure power!)
	Mantaro „Ay! (Aber mit den Fingern eine Schere zu machen ist ganz schön schwierig!)“ (Ay! (But making Scissors with your fingers is quite difficult!))
Mako „Hast du überhaupt Finger?“ (Do you even have fingers?)
	Mantaro „Ay! (Ich lasse mich von keiner Schwierigkeit aufhalten. Team Schere!)“ (Ay! (I don't let any difficulty stop me. Team Scissors!))
Muri „Das berührt mich richtig, Mantaro. Ich bin jetzt auch für 'Schere'!“ (That really touches me, Big Man. I am now for 'Scissors' too!)
Mako „Von mir aus. Ihr werdet mit euren Scheren sehen, dass Stein nicht von Pappe ist!“ (Fine by me. You with your scissors will see that Rock is not made of cardboard!)
	Muri „Pappe... Papier! Ich bin wieder bei Team Papier! Ihr seid schon abgeschrieben!“ (Cardboard... Paper! I'm back with Team Paper! You are already written off!)
	Mantaro „Ay! (Mit Schere macht man Konfetti, und das brauche ich für die Siegesparade!)“ (Ay! (With Scissors you make confetti, and I need that for the victory parade!))

Introduction

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Mako „Die Splatfest World Premiere läuft gerade! Wähle ein Team: Stein, Papier oder Schere?“ (The Splatfest World Premiere is currently underway! Choose a team: Rock, Paper or Scissors?)	Mantaro „Ay! (Wähle ein Team am Splatfest-Wahlstand auf dem Platz und mach mit!)“ (Ay! (Choose a team at the Pledge Box in the square and participate!))

Results

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Mako „So muss es sein! Team Stein hat gewonnen!“ (That's the way! Team Rock has won!)
Muri „Oooh, aber es war richtig knapp!“ (Oooh, but it was really close!)	Mantaro „Aaay! (Kein bequemer Vorsprung. Ähnlich bequem wie ein Stein als Kopfkissen.)“ (Aaay! (Not a comfortable lead. About as comfortable as a rock as pillow).)
Mako „Mantaro, das macht überhaupt keinen Sinn. Gut gemacht, Team Stein! Ihr rockt!“ (Big Man, that makes no sense at all. Well done, Team Rock! You guys rock!)
Notes: "The Team Rock! You rock!" pun is likely not on purpose, as "Stein" translating to "rock" and the phrase "you rock", which also exist in German, are purely coincidental.
Muri „Ihr wart auch nicht schlecht, Team Papier! Fast hätten wir sie zusammengefaltet!“ (You weren't bad either, Team Paper! We almost folded them!)	Mantaro „Ay! (Team Schere hat aber insgesamt auch gut abgeschnitten!)“ (Ay! (Team scissors, however, has also played well overall!))
Notes: "Gut abgeschnitten" means "well performed" but also has the word "geschnitten" in it, which means "cut".
Mako „Und damit ist die Splatfest World Premiere beendet. Danke an alle fürs Spielen!“ (And that concludes the Splatfest World Premiere. Thanks to everyone for playing!)	Muri „Ich bin schon gespannt auf das nächste Splatfest!“ (I'm already looking forward to the next Splatfest!)
	Mantaro „Ay, aaay! (Danke, dass ich dabei wart! Hoffentlich sehen wir uns bald wieder!)“ (Ay, aaay! (Thanks for attending! Hope to see you again soon)!)

Spanish (Latin America)

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Megan «¡Gran notición! El tema de Splatfest World Premiere será... ¡piedra, papel o tijera!» (Great news! The theme of Splatfest World Premiere will be... rock, paper or scissors!)	Angie «¡SÍÍÍ! ¡Por fin sabremos cuál es el mejor!» (YESSS! We will finally know which one is the best!)	NOA
Megan «¡A luchar! ¡Con las habilidades del equipo piedra se quedarán... de eso, de piedra!» (Let's fight! With the skills of Team Rock you will stay... like that, like stone!)	Angie «El equipo papel los derrotará a todos sin piedad. ¡Que "papelón" les espera! Ja, ja.» (Team Paper will defeat everyone mercilessly. What a mess awaits you! Ha, ha.)	NOA
	Rayan «¡Zasss! (El equipo tijera les cortará las aletas de raíz. ¡Vamos a ganar!)» (Ay! Ay! (Team Scissors will cut your fins in the bud. We're going to win!))	NOA
Angie «Bueno, bueno. Digamos que ninguno es mejor que otro entre piedra, papel y tijera...» (Ok, ok. Let's say that neither is better between rock, paper and scissors...)	Rayan «Zasss... (Ah, ¿no? Pero yo siempre gano cuando saco tijera).» (Ay... (Oh, neither? But I always win when I pick scissors.))	NOA
Megan «¿No conocen la expresión "duro como la piedra"? Mi elección es así de firme.» (Don't you know the saying "hard as rock"? My choice is that firm.)	Angie «Yo rompí una piedra una vez...» (I broke a rock once...)	NOA
Megan «Todo el mundo sabe que la piedra es signo de solidez, de estabilidad, de contundencia...» (Everyone knows that rock is a sign of solidity, stability, forcefulness...)		NOA
Angie «Retiro lo dicho. El papel vencerá. ¡Equipo papeeel!» (I take back what I said. Team Paper will win. Team Papeeer!)	Rayan «¿Zasss? (¿En serio? ¿Crees que harán tan "buen papel"?)» (Ay? (Really? Do you think you'll do a "good role"?))	NOA
Notes: "Buen papel" means doing or a acting good, and is used as a pun since it has the word "papel" (paper).
Angie «El papel es flexible y se adapta a todo. Además, corta bien duro...» (Paper is flexible and adapts to everything. Plus, it cuts really hard...)		NOA
	Rayan «Zasss. (No, no, no. Las tijeras ya tienen la "V" de la victoria incorporada).» (Ay. (No, no, no. The scissors already have the "V" for victory built into them.))	NOA
Megan «Si recibes una pedrada cuando tengas los dedos metidos en las tijeras, ya verás...» (If you get hit with a rock when you have your fingers in the scissors, you'll see...)		NOA
	Rayan «¿Zasss? (¿Dedos y tijeras? No comprendo. Si yo ni siquiera tengo manos...)» (Ay? Ay? (Fingers and scissors? I don't understand. I don't even have hands...))	NOA
Megan «¡Entonces ya me dirás cómo es que las usas para ganar!» (Then you'll tell me how you will use them to win!)		NOA
	Rayan «¡Zasss! (Ya no pienso cambiar de idea. ¡Lograremos la victoria de un tijeretazo!)» (Ay! Ay! (I'm not going to change my mind. We'll achieve victory with a snip!))	NOA
Angie «Pero qué argumentos tan "tajantes" los tuyos, Rayan. En fin...» (But what a "cutting" argument you have, Big Man. Anyway...)		NOA
Megan «Nadie podrá con las piedras. Aplastaremos a quien se interponga en nuestro camino.» (No one will be able to compete with rocks. We will crush whoever gets in our way.)		NOA
	Angie «Será si nosotros dejamos alguna ruta sin empapelar. ¡Cuidadito con las "hojitas"!» (Only if we leave any route without papering. Be careful with the "blades"!)	NOA
Notes: "Hojita" in this context is referring to blades, and it's used since it sounds similar to "hoja", a sheet paper, since it's made of paper.
	Rayan «¡Zasss! (Las tijeras harán confeti con todo tipo de papel, ¡sin cortar ni un pelo!)» (Ay! (Scissors will make confetti out of all kinds of paper, without cutting a single hair!))	NOA

Introduction

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Megan «¡El evento Splatfest World Premiere está en marcha! ¡Elige entre piedra, papel o tijera!» (The Splatfest World Premiere event is underway! Choose between rock, paper or scissors!)	Rayan «¡Zasss! (¡Ve al kiosco que está en la plaza para unirte al equipo que prefieras!)» (Ay! (Go to the Pledge Box in the square to join the team of your choice!))	NOA

Results

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Megan «¡SÍÍÍ! ¡El equipo piedra es el vencedor!» (YESSS! Team Rock is the winner!)		NOA
Angie «Uoh... Me lo temía.» (Uoh... As I feared.)	Rayan «Zasss... (Parece que los del equipo tijera nos quedamos "cortos"...)» (Ay...(It seems that Team Scissors got "cut short"...))	NOA
Megan «Bueno, Rayan, dejemos las bromitas. ¡Tenemos que felicitar al equipo piedra!» (Well, Big Man, let's stop with the jokes. We have to congratulate Team Rock!)		NOA
Angie «El equipo papel también dio una buena batalla. ¡Bravo por nosotros!» (Team Paper also put up a good fight. Bravo for us!)	Rayan «¡Zasss! (¡Y no olvidemos al equipo tijera! ¡Que también dimos la talla!)» (Ay! Ay! (And let's not forget Team Scissors! We also made the cut!))	NOA
Megan «Y así concluye Splatfest World Premiere. ¡Bien jugado!» (And that concludes Splatfest World Premiere. Well played!)	Angie «¡Ya estoy deseando que haya más festivales!» (I'm already looking forward to more Splatfests!)	NOA
	Rayan «¡Zaaasss! (¡Muchas gracias por participar! ¡Nos vemos pronto!)» (Aaay! (Thank you so much for participating! See you soon!))	NOA

Spanish (Spain)

Announcement

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Megan «¡Gran notición! El tema de Splatfest World Premiere será... ¡piedra, papel o tijeras!» (Great news! The theme of Splatfest World Premiere will be... rock, paper or scissors!)	Angie «¡Vamooos! ¡Por fin sabremos cuál será el ganador!» (Let's gooo! We will finally know which is the winner!)	NOE
Megan «¡A luchar! ¡Con las habilidades del equipo piedra os quedaréis... de eso, de piedra!» (Let's fight! With the skills of Team Rock you will stay... like that, like stone!)	Angie «El equipo papel os derrotará a todos sin piedad. ¡Menudo «papelón» os espera!» (Team Paper will defeat everyone mercilessly. What a mess awaits you!)	NOE
	Rayan «¡Zasss! (El equipo tijeras os piensa «cortar el rollo» a todos. ¡Vamos a ganar!)» (Ay! Ay! (Team Scissors will cut you short. We're going to win!))	NOE
Angie «Pero a ver... ¿Acaso hay una opción mejor que las demás entre piedra, papel y tijeras?» (But wait... Is there a better option than the others between rock, paper and scissors?)	Rayan «Zasss... (Pues ni idea... pero yo creo que se llevará la victoria el bando de las tijeras.)» (Ay... (I have no idea... but I think Team Scissors will take the victory.))	NOE
Megan «¿No conocéis la expresión «duro como la piedra»? Pues mi elección es así de firme.» (Don't you know the saying «hard as rock»? My choice is that firm.)	Angie «Hay piedras que pueden romperse...» (There are rocks that can be broken...)	NOE
Megan «Todo el mundo sabe que la piedra es signo de solidez, de estabilidad, de contundencia...» (Everyone knows that rock is a sign of solidity, stability, forcefulness...)		NOE
Angie «A mi no me convencerás. Ya tengo claro que voy con el papel. ¡Venceremos seguro!» (You will not convince me. I'm already clear that I'm going with paper. We will win for sure!)	Rayan «¿Zasss? (¿En serio? ¿Crees que haréis tan «buen papel»?)» (Ay? (Really? Do you think you'll do a «good role»?))	NOE
Notes: "Buen papel" means doing or a acting good, and is used as a pun since it has the word "papel" (paper).
Angie «El papel es flexible y se adapta a todo. ¡Incluso puede adoptar formas punzantes!» (Paper is flexible and adapts to everything. It can even take sharp forms!)		NOE
	Rayan «Zasss. (Me da igual lo que digáis. Las tijeras ya llevan la «V» de la victoria incorporada).» (Ay. (I don't care what you say. Scissors already have the «V» for victory built into them.))	NOE
Megan «Si recibes una pedrada cuando tengas los dedos metidos en las tijeras, ya verás...» (If you get hit with a rock when you have your fingers in the scissors, you'll see...)		NOE
	Rayan «¿Zasss? (¿Dedos y tijeras? Se me escapa el concepto. Yo ni siquiera tengo manos...)» (Ay? Ay? (Fingers and scissors? I don't get the concept. I don't even have hands...))	NOE
Megan «¡Pues ya me explicarás cómo pretendes usarlas para ganar!» (Then you'll tell me how you will use them to win!)		NOE
	Rayan «¡Zasss! (Ya no pienso cambiar de idea. ¡Lograremos la victoria de un tijeretazo!)» (Ay! Ay! (I'm not going to change my mind. We'll achieve victory with a snip!))	NOE
Angie «Menudos argumentos tan «tajantes» tienes, Rayan. En fin...» (You have such «cutting» arguments, Big Man. Anyway...)		NOE
Megan «Nadie podrá con las piedras. Aplastaremos a quien se interponga en nuestro camino.» (No one will be able to compete with rocks. We will crush whoever gets in our way.)		NOE
	Angie «Será si nosotros dejamos alguna ruta sin empapelar. ¡Ojito con las "hojitas"!» (Only if we leave any route without papering. Watch out for the "blades"!)	NOE
Notes: "Hojita" in this context is referring to blades, and it's used since it sounds similar to "hoja", a sheet paper, since it's made of paper.
	Rayan «¡Zasss! (Las tijeras haremos confeti con todo tipo de papel, ¡sin cortarnos ni un pelo!)» (Ay! (We Scissors will make confetti out of all kinds of paper, without cutting us a single hair!))	NOE

Introduction

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Megan «¡El evento Splatfest World Premiere está en marcha! ¡Elige entre piedra, papel o tijeras!» (The Splatfest World Premiere event is underway! Choose between rock, paper or scissors!)	Rayan «¡Zasss! (¡En la plaza encontrarás la urna para votar y unirte al bando que prefieras!)» (Ay! (In the square you will find the Pledge Box to vote and join the side you prefer!))	NOE

Results

Dialogue	Dialogue	Region
Megan «¡SÍÍÍ! ¡El equipo piedra es el vencedor!» (YESSS! Team Rock is the winner!)		NOE
Angie «Vaya... Me lo temía.» (Ow... As I feared.)	Rayan «Zasss... (Parece que los del equipo tijeras nos hemos quedado «cortos»...)» (Ay...(It seems that Team Scissors got «cut short»...))	NOE
Megan «Deja los chascarrillos, Rayan. ¡Tenemos que dar la enhorabuena al equipo piedra!» (Stop the jokes, Big Man. We have to congratulate Team Rock!)		NOE
Angie «El equipo papel también ha combatido con gran fiereza. ¡Bravo por nosotros!» (Team Paper has also fought with great fierceness. Bravo for us!)	Rayan «¡Zasss! (¡Y no olvidemos al equipo tijeras! ¡También hemos dado la talla!)» (Ay! Ay! (And let's not forget Team Scissors! We also made the cut!))	NOE
Megan «Con esto concluye el evento Splatfest World Premiere. ¡Lo habéis hecho genial todos!» (And with this the Splatfest World Premiere event concludes. You all did great!)	Angie «¡Ya estoy deseando que haya más festivales!» (I'm already looking forward to more Splatfests!)	NOE
	Rayan «¡Zaaasss! (¡Muchas gracias por participar! ¡Nos vemos pronto!)» (Aaay! (Thank you so much for participating! See you soon!))	NOE

Gallery

Team logos

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  Rock icon

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  Paper icon

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  Scissors icon

Splatfest Tees

• File:Team Rock tee front.png

  Team Rock tee front view

• File:Team Rock tee back.png

  Back view

• File:Team Paper tee front.png

  Team Paper tee front view

• File:Team Paper tee back.png

  Back view

• File:Team Scissors tee front.png

  Team Scissors tee front view

• File:Team Scissors tee back.png

  Back view

Promotional images

• File:S3 Splatfest artwork Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors.jpg

  Deep Cut artwork

• File:S3 Splatfest artwork 01 SQ.jpg

  Deep Cut artwork (square)

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  Promotional image of the Splatfest Tees

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  Voting stand

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  Featured gear and weapons

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  All 26 weapons featured in the Splatfest

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  Team Rock win

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  Team Rock win (Japanese)

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  Team Rock win (Dutch)

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  Team Rock win (Spanish)

In-game screenshots

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  Deep Cut closeup

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  Tricolor Turf War opening screen

• File:Tri-Color Turf War overhead 1.jpg

  Tricolor Turf War overhead view

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  Splatfest icon

Trivia

• This was the first Splatfest won by the team represented by Shiver.
• Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors, as well as the Splatfests of the Splatoon 2 Splatfest World Premiere (Cake vs. Ice Cream and Rock vs. Pop), are the only Splatfests to last less than 24 hours.
  • However, it is only the third shortest Splatfest in the series, lasting for twelve hours instead of the previous Splatfests' four hours.
• This is the first Splatfest to feature three teams instead of two.
• Due to being available before the full release of Splatoon 3, there is no record of this Splatfest in SplatNet 3.
• This is the first global Splatfest in which Europe was able to participate first.
  • Japan started first in Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Blue/Green, Mayo vs. Ketchup (2017), Trick vs. Treat (2018), Fam vs. Friend, and Hare vs. Tortoise.
  • North America and Oceania started first in Action vs. Comedy, Squid vs. Octopus (2018), Hero vs. Villain, and Knight vs. Wizard.
  • All regions started simultaneously in Fancy Party vs. Costume Party, Callie vs. Marie, Chaos vs. Order, Mayo vs. Ketchup (2020), Chicken vs. Egg (2020), Trick vs. Treat (2020), and Super Mushroom vs. Super Star.
• This Splatfest took place on the same date as World Rock Paper Scissors Day.
  • This makes this the first Splatoon 3 Splatfest to be date-related.
• While the theme was officially announced near the end of the Splatoon 3 Direct, the Jellyfish seen during the reveal of Anarchy Rainbow wore the Splatfest Tees depicting the teams.
• The part of the Splatoon 3: Expansion Pass trailer showing Splatfests in Inkopolis features colors similar to the Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors Splatfest.

External links

• @NintendoNL on Twitter (announcement), @NintendoNL on Twitter (reminder), @NintendoNL on Twitter (reminder), @NintendoNL on Twitter (results)