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**North America and Oceania started first in [[Action vs. Comedy]], [[Squid vs. Octopus (2018)]], [[Hero vs. Villain]], and [[Knight vs. Wizard]].
**North America and Oceania started first in [[Action vs. Comedy]], [[Squid vs. Octopus (2018)]], [[Hero vs. Villain]], and [[Knight vs. Wizard]].
**All regions started simultaneously in [[Fancy Party vs. Costume Party]], [[Callie vs. Marie]], [[Chaos vs. Order]], [[Mayo vs. Ketchup (2020)]], [[Chicken vs. Egg (2020)]], [[Trick vs. Treat (2020)]], and [[Super Mushroom vs. Super Star]].
**All regions started simultaneously in [[Fancy Party vs. Costume Party]], [[Callie vs. Marie]], [[Chaos vs. Order]], [[Mayo vs. Ketchup (2020)]], [[Chicken vs. Egg (2020)]], [[Trick vs. Treat (2020)]], and [[Super Mushroom vs. Super Star]].
*This Splatfest took place on the same date as World Rock Paper Scissors Day.
*This Splatfest took place on the same date as World Rock Paper Scissors Day. Whether or not this was intentional is unknown.
**This makes this the first [[Splatoon 3]] Splatfest to be date-related.
*While the theme was officially announced near the end of the [[Direct#Splatoon 3 Direct|Splatoon 3 Direct]], the [[Jellyfish]] seen during the reveal of [[Anarchy Rainbow]] wore the [[Splatfest Tee]]s depicting the teams.
*While the theme was officially announced near the end of the [[Direct#Splatoon 3 Direct|Splatoon 3 Direct]], the [[Jellyfish]] seen during the reveal of [[Anarchy Rainbow]] wore the [[Splatfest Tee]]s depicting the teams.
*The part of the [[Splatoon 3: Expansion Pass]] trailer showing Splatfests in [[Splatoon_3:_Expansion_Pass#Wave_1:_Inkopolis|Inkopolis]] features colors similar to the Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors Splatfest.
*The part of the [[Splatoon 3: Expansion Pass]] trailer showing Splatfests in [[Splatoon_3:_Expansion_Pass#Wave_1:_Inkopolis|Inkopolis]] features colors similar to the Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors Splatfest.

Revision as of 17:18, 16 May 2023

Splatfests
Gear vs. Grub vs. Fun

Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors was a Splatfest event in Splatoon 3, accessed by downloading the Splatoon 3 Splatfest World Premiere from the Nintendo eShop. It was announced on 10 August 2022 and lasted for twelve hours, beginning at different times depending on the player's region. Players from different matchmaking regions were able to play together in overlapping times.

The results were announced on 28 August 2022 at 14:00 UTC.

Details

The Splatoon 3 Splatfest World Premiere is a free demo that allows players to play the Splatoon 3 tutorial, walk around Splatsville, and participate in the Splatfest. The software was launchable starting on 25 August 2022, allowing the plaza to be explored, but players could not participate in the Splatfest until 27 August 2022.

Stage Rotations

Before the Splatfest began in Europe (the earliest timezone where it started), the stage rotations displayed Scorch Gorge and Eeltail Alley globally. Afterwards, the rotations in every region were as follows:

Stage 1 Stage 2 Time Period
S3 Stage Scorch Gorge.png
Scorch Gorge
S3 Stage Museum d'Alfonsino.png
Museum d'Alfonsino
08:00 UTC10:00 UTC
S3 Stage Mincemeat Metalworks.png
Mincemeat Metalworks
S3 Stage Mahi-Mahi Resort.png
Mahi-Mahi Resort
10:00 UTC12:00 UTC
S3 Stage Eeltail Alley.png
Eeltail Alley
S3 Stage Undertow Spillway.png
Undertow Spillway
12:00 UTC14:00 UTC
S3 Stage Scorch Gorge.png
Scorch Gorge
S3 Stage Mahi-Mahi Resort.png
Mahi-Mahi Resort
14:00 UTC16:00 UTC
S3 Stage Undertow Spillway.png
Undertow Spillway
S3 Stage Mincemeat Metalworks.png
Mincemeat Metalworks
16:00 UTC18:00 UTC
S3 Stage Eeltail Alley.png
Eeltail Alley
S3 Stage Museum d'Alfonsino.png
Museum d'Alfonsino
18:00 UTC20:00 UTC
S3 Stage Scorch Gorge.png
Scorch Gorge
S3 Stage Mahi-Mahi Resort.png
Mahi-Mahi Resort
20:00 UTC22:00 UTC
S3 Stage Undertow Spillway.png
Undertow Spillway
S3 Stage Museum d'Alfonsino.png
Museum d'Alfonsino
22:00 UTC00:00 UTC
S3 Stage Scorch Gorge.png
Scorch Gorge
S3 Stage Mincemeat Metalworks.png
Mincemeat Metalworks
00:00 UTC02:00 UTC
S3 Stage Eeltail Alley.png
Eeltail Alley
S3 Stage Mahi-Mahi Resort.png
Mahi-Mahi Resort
02:00 UTC04:00 UTC
S3 Stage Undertow Spillway.png
Undertow Spillway
S3 Stage Museum d'Alfonsino.png
Museum d'Alfonsino
04:00 UTC06:00 UTC
S3 Stage Scorch Gorge.png
Scorch Gorge
S3 Stage Eeltail Alley.png
Eeltail Alley
06:00 UTC08:00 UTC
S3 Stage Mincemeat Metalworks.png
Mincemeat Metalworks
S3 Stage Museum d'Alfonsino.png
Museum d'Alfonsino
08:00 UTC10:00 UTC
S3 Stage Undertow Spillway.png
Undertow Spillway
S3 Stage Mahi-Mahi Resort.png
Mahi-Mahi Resort
10:00 UTC12:00 UTC

The Tricolor Turf War stage was Sturgeon Shipyard.

Halftime Report

At the halfway point in the Splatfest, Deep Cut revealed the team currently with the most overall Clout, used to determine the team team plays the role of defense (and starting in the center of the stage) during Tricolor Turf Wars.

Each region has a different Halftime Report due to each Splatfest's start time differing depending on the region.

Region   Rock   Paper   Scissors
Europe 33.20% 32.13% 34.66%
Americas 33.01% 32.85% 34.13%
Asia-Pacific 33.37% 32.08% 34.54%

Results

Europe

Category   Rock   Paper   Scissors
Votes - 10p 45.44% 19.59% 34.95%
Clout (Open) - 15p 37.71% 30.37% 31.90%
Clout (Pro) - 10p 33.01% 33.51% 33.46%
Total 25p 10p 00p

Americas

Category   Rock   Paper   Scissors
Votes - 10p 42.70% 17.02% 40.26%
Clout (Open) - 15p 37.03% 29.89% 33.06%
Clout (Pro) - 10p 32.76% 34.91% 32.32%
Total 25p 10p 00p

Asia-Pacific

Category   Rock   Paper   Scissors
Votes - 10p 44.58% 21.31% 34.10%
Clout (Open) - 15p 35.98% 30.01% 33.99%
Clout (Pro) - 10p 33.08% 32.55% 34.55%
Total 25p 00p 10p

Quotes

How about that Splatfest World Premiere! First, the idea of a 3-way Splatfest is mind-blowing. And the theme? A statistical exploration of the benefits of Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors? We're swooning. Scientifically.
— @SplatoonNA on Twitter[1]
SRL here with your last-minute reminder: the Splatfest World Premiere is going live today at 9am PT! Will you bank on the reliability of #TeamRock? Try to shred the competition with #TeamScissors? Or fold, flap, and flutter your way to the top with #TeamPaper?
— @SplatoonNA on Twitter[2]

Dialogue

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USAUnited KingdomEnglish

Announcement

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Shiver
“Huge news. I've got the Splatfest World Premiere theme! ROCK. PAPER. SCISSORS!”
Frye
Frye Expression Happy.png

“YESSS! We'll finally know which one is the all-time winner!”
NOE, NOA
Shiver
Shiver Expression Fighting.png

“Game on! Get ready for Team Rock to show off our unbreakable will.”
Frye
Frye Expression Greeting.png

“Write it in permanent ink on fancy paper...Team Paper for the win!”
NOE, NOA

Big Man
Big Man Expression Happy.png

“Ay! Ay! (Team Scissors is the sharpest! Picking scissors is always the best move.)”
NOE, NOA
Frye
Frye Expression GoodGrief.png

“Hooold up. There's no such thing as the "best move" in Rock Paper Scissors!”
Big Man
Big Man Expression Point.png

“Ay? Ay. (No? But I'm pretty sure I always win whenever I pick scissors.)”
NOE, NOA
Shiver
Shiver Expression GoodGrief.png

“Um, have you ever heard of "rock"? It's literally the most solid choice.”
Frye
“I broke a rock once. Sell me on this...”
NOE, NOA
Shiver
Shiver Expression Fighting.png

“Rock is the shape of a triumphant fist held high. It's solid. Stable. A firm foundation. It's-”

NOE, NOA
Frye
Frye Expression Wait.png

“I'ma stop you right there. If that's all you've got, consider me Team Paper!”
Big Man
“Ay? Ay? (Paper? Really?)”
NOE, NOA
Frye
Frye Expression Point.png

“Paper can fold into sharp shapes! And you can write DEVASTATING things on paper.”

NOE, NOA

Big Man
Big Man Expression DisappointedA.png

“Ay. Ay! (No, no. Scissors are strongest! They're already sharp! No folding required!)”
NOE, NOA
Shiver
“Not when you make scissors out of your fingers. But a "rock hand" is pure power!”

NOE, NOA

Big Man
Big Man Expression Point.png

“Ay! (B-but finger scissors are complicated! They, uh...work your mind? And stuff...)”
NOE, NOA
Shiver
“Do you even have fingers?! Suddenly you're the finger expert around here?”

NOE, NOA

Big Man
Big Man Expression Happy.png

“Ay! (I made up my mind, which is strong, thanks to finger scissors. Team Scissors!)”
NOE, NOA
Frye
“Big Man...that is the most...COMPELLING argument I've heard. I'm sold!”

NOE, NOA
Shiver
Shiver Expression Happy.png

“Whatever. Don't bring weak finger scissors to a rock fight. This is in the bag!”

NOE, NOA

Frye
Frye Expression Fighting.png

“Ooo, bags are made of paper. I'm back to Team Paper! All about that pulp life!”
NOE, NOA

Big Man
Big Man Expression Angry.png

“Ay! (Scissors make confetti, which I will shower you all with at my victory parade!)”
NOE, NOA


Introduction

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Shiver
Shiver Expression Talk.png

“The Splatfest World Premiere is on now! Choose a team-Rock, Paper, or Scissors?”
Big Man
Big Man Expression Happy.png

“Ay! (Join on the fun by choosing a team at the Pledge Box in the square!)”
NOE, NOA


Results

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Shiver
Shiver Expression Happy.png

“Yesss. Team Rock wins it!”

NOE, NOA
Frye
Frye Expression DisappointedA.png

“Ooo! It was so close though!”
Big Man
Big Man Expression DisappointedA.png

“Aaay! (Too close for comfort. Like using a rock for a pillow.)”
NOE, NOA
Shiver
Shiver Expression Wait.png

“Big Man, that makes no sense. Anyway, congrats Team Rock! What a battle!”

NOE, NOA
Frye
“Shout out to Team Paper! We almost turned 'em into pulp.”
Big Man
“Ay! (Don't forget Team Scissors! Deep Cut thanks you, uh, deeply...)”
NOE, NOA
Shiver
Shiver Expression Talk Smirk.png

“And that's a wrap on the Splatfest World Premiere. Well played, everyone!”
Frye
Frye Expression Happy.png

“Can't wait for the next one!”
NOE, NOA

Big Man
Big Man Expression Happy.png

“Ay, aaay! (Thanks for your support! Hope to see you soon!)”
NOE, NOA


NetherlandsDutch

Announcement

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Haya
Shiver Expression Wait.png

“Nieuwsflits! Het thema van de Splatfest World Premiere is bekend. STEEN, PAPIER, SCHAAR!”

(News flash! The theme of the Splatfest World Premiere has been announced. ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!)
Muriël
Frye Expression Happy.png

“JAAAA! Eindelijk komen we erachter wie de ultieme winnaar is!”

(YEEEEAH! Finally we find out who the ultimate winner is!)
Haya
Shiver Expression Fighting.png

“Maak je borst maar nat, want team Steen is onverzettelijk als een rots!”

(You better be prepared, because team Rock is immovable as a rock!)
Muriël
Frye Expression Greeting.png

“Ik geef het je zwart op wit... Team Papier gaat winnen!”

(I'll give it to you in writing... Team Paper is going to win!)

Ray
Big Man Expression Happy.png

“Ay! Ay! (Team Schaar knipt ze wel door! Met schaar zit je altijd goed.)”

(Ay! Ay! (Team Scissors will cut them through! With scissors, you're always in the right place.))
Muriël
Frye Expression GoodGrief.png

“Ho even. Er is geen beste keuze in steen, papier, schaar!”

(Hold on. There's no best choice in rock, paper, scissors!)
Ray
Big Man Expression Point.png

“Ay? Ay. (Nee? Maar ik win elke keer als ik schaar kies.)”

(Ay? Ay. (No? But I win every time I pick scissors.))
Haya
Shiver Expression GoodGrief.png

“Wat dacht je van steen? Dat is de meest solide keuze.”

(How about rock? That's the most solid choice.)
Muriël
“Ik kan stenen breken. Heb je niets beters?”

(I can break rocks. Don't you have anything better?)
Haya
Shiver Expression Fighting.png

“Steen is de vorm van een triomfantelijk geheven vuist. Solide. Een fundament. Een...”

(Rock is the shape of a triumphantly raised fist. Solid. A foundation. A...)

Muriël
Frye Expression Wait.png

“Genoeg geklets. Als dat alles is, blijf ik voor team Papier!”

(Enough chatter. If that's all, I'll stay for team Paper!)
Ray
“Ay? Ay? (Papier? Serieus?)”

(Ay? Ay? (Paper? Seriously?))
Muriël
Frye Expression Point.png

“Papier kun je vlijmscherp opvouwen! En je kunt er vernietigende dingen op schrijven!”

(Paper you can fold razor sharp! And you can write destructive things on it!)


Ray
Big Man Expression DisappointedA.png

“Ay. Ay! (Nee, schaar is het sterkst! Veel scherper, zonder te hoeven vouwen!)”

(Ay. Ay! (No, scissors are the strongest! Much sharper, without having to fold!))
Haya
“Niet als je met je hand een schaar maakt. Steen is pure kracht!”

(Not if you make scissors with your hand. Rock is pure power!)


Ray
Big Man Expression Point.png

“Ay! (Met je vingers een schaar maken is anders best ingewikkeld!)”

(Ay! (Making scissors with your fingers is actually pretty complicated!))
Haya
“Heb je eigenlijk wel vingers? Sinds wanneer ben jij een vingerdeskundige?”

(Do you even have fingers? Since when are you a finger expert?)


Ray
Big Man Expression Happy.png

“Ay! (Net als een schaar ben ik erg geslepen. Team Schaar!)”

(Ay! (Like scissors, I am very sharp. Team Scissors!))
Muriël
“Dat klinkt niet eens zo verknipt, Ray... Ik ben bijna overtuigd.”

(That doesn't even sound that impractical, Ray... I'm almost convinced.)

Haya
Shiver Expression Happy.png

“Schaar is geen knip voor de neus waard. Steen heeft rotsvast de beste kaarten!”

(Scissors is not worth the paper it's written on. Rock has rock-solidly the best cards!)


Muriël
Frye Expression Fighting.png

“O kaarten... die zijn van papier. Dan kom ik toch bij team Papier uit. Het ritselt mooi!”

(Oh cards... those are made of paper. Then I end up with team Paper after all. It finagles nicely!)

Ray
Big Man Expression Angry.png

“Ay! (Scharen maken confetti, en die ga ik rondstrooien bij mijn overwinningsparade!)”

(Ay! (Scissors make confetti, and I'm going to scatter it around at my victory parade!))


Introduction

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Haya
Shiver Expression Talk.png

“De Splatfest World Premiere is nu bezig! Kies een team: Steen, Papier of Schaar!”

(The Splatfest World Premiere is on now! Choose a team: Rock, Paper or Scissors!)
Ray
Big Man Expression Happy.png

“Ay! (Doe mee en kies een team bij de Splatfest-stembus op het plein!)”

(Ay! (Get in on it and pick a team at the Splatfest Pledge Box in the square!))


Results

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Haya
Shiver Expression Happy.png

“Keigoed! Team Steen is de winnaar!”

(Unsurpassably good! Team Rock is the winner!)

Muriël
Frye Expression DisappointedA.png

“Ooo! Dat scheelde maar een snippertje!”

(Oooh! That was really close!)
Ray
Big Man Expression DisappointedA.png

“Aaay! (Geen comfortabele voorsprong. Alsof je op een steen slaapt.)”

(Aaay! (Not a comfortable lead. Like sleeping on a rock.))
Haya
Shiver Expression Wait.png

“Ray, praat geen onzin! Proficiat, team Steen! Wat een spannende wedstrijd!”

(Big Man, don't talk nonsense! Congratulations, team Rock! What an exciting competition!)

Muriël
“Niet slecht, team Papier! We hebben bijna pulp van ze gemaakt.”

(Not bad, team Paper! We almost made pulp out of them.)
Ray
“Ay! (En vergeet team Schaar niet! Jullie hadden de overwinning bijna in de knip!)”

(Ay! (And don't forget team Scissors! You folks almost had the victory in the bag!))
Haya
Shiver Expression Talk Smirk.png

“En dat was de Splatfest World Premiere weer. Goed gespeeld, iedereen!”

(And that was the Splatfest World Premiere. Well played, everyone!)
Muriël
Frye Expression Happy.png

“Ik kijk al uit naar de volgende!”

(I'm already looking forward to the next one!)

Ray
Big Man Expression Happy.png

“Ay, aaay! (Bedankt voor het meedoen! Hopelijk tot gauw!)”

(Ay, aaay! (Thanks for participating! Hopefully until soon!))


FranceFrench (France)

Results

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Happy.png

« Youpi! Les pierres ont gagné! »

(Yippee! The rocks have won!)

NOE
Angie
Frye Expression DisappointedA.png

« Pff… Ça s'est joué à un cheveu… »

(Pff...It was so close...)
Raimi
Big Man Expression DisappointedA.png

« Aaay! (Un cheveu que mes ciseaux ont bien failli couper!) »

(Aaay! (So close that my scissors could cut!))
NOE
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Wait.png

« Tu racontes n'importe quoi, Raimi. En tout cas, felicitations, mes petites pierres! »

(You talk nonsense, Big Man. In any case, congratulations, my little stones!)

NOE

Angie
« Je suis desolee qu'il faille que les feuilles défaillant... Mais bravo quand même! »

(I'm sorry that paper had to fail... But congratulations anyway!)
NOE

Raimi
« Ay! (Et bravo aussi aux ciseaux! Vous étiez à couper le souffle!) »

(Ay! (And kudos to the scissors too! You were breathtaking!))
NOE
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Talk Smirk.png

« Ainsi se clôt le Splatfest World Premiere! Encore bravo à toutes et à tous! »

(Thus ends the Splatfest World Premiere! Congratulations again to all of you!)
Angie
Frye Expression Happy.png

« Vivement le prochain festival! »

(Looking forward to the next festival!)
NOE

Raimi
Big Man Expression Happy.png

« Ay, aay! (Merci pour votre enthousiasme! On espère vous revoir bientôt!) »

(Ay, aay! (Thank you for your enthusiasm! We hope to see you again soon!))
NOE


CanadaFrench (Canada)

Announcement

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Wait.png

« Flash infos! Le thème du Splatfest World Premiere sera… roche, papier, ciseaux! »
Angie
Frye Expression Happy.png

« YOUHOU! On va savoir une fois pour toues lequel des trois est le plus fort! »
NOA
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Fighting.png

« Facile! Personne ne peut venir à bout de la résistance des roches! »
Angie
Frye Expression Greeting.png

« Tu parles! La victoire s'écrira en lettres d'or… sur les papiers! »
NOA

Raimi
Big Man Expression Happy.png

« Ay! Ay! (C'est les ciseaux, les meilleurs! Vous n'allez pas couper à la défaite!) »
NOA
Angie
Frye Expression GoodGrief.png

« N'importe quoi! Y'a pas d'élément meilleur qu'un autre, tout est dans la tactique! »
Raimi
Big Man Expression Point.png

« Ay? Ay. (T'es sûre? Moi, quand je choisi les ciseaux, je gagne à tous les coups.) »
NOA
Pasquale
Shiver Expression GoodGrief.png

« Hm… Et sinon, les roches, ça vous parle? C'est carrément indestructible, la roche. »
Angie
« Indestructible, c'est toi qui le dis. Moi, j'ai déjà cassé une roche, un jour. »
NOA
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Fighting.png

« La roche symbolise le point dressé de la victoire. Durable, intemporelle… C'est… »

NOA
Angie
Frye Expression Wait.png

« Bla bla bla! Si t'as rien de mieux, je cours m'inscrire dans l'équipe des papiers! »
Raimi
« Ay? Ay? (L'équipe des papiers? Sans blague?) »
NOA
Angie
Frye Expression Point.png

« Eh ouais! Le papier se plie à la situation, et un mot bien écrit peut faire très mal! »

NOA

Raimi
Big Man Expression DisappointedA.png

« Ay! (Non, rien ne vaut les ciseaux! Ils prennent la forme du V de la victoire!) »
NOA
Pasquale
« Du V de « Va voir ailleurs si j'y suis », oui! Le poing fermé de la roche, y'a pas mieux! »

NOA

Raimi
Big Man Expression Point.png

« Ay, ay… (…Mais faire un V avec les doigts, ça demande beaucoup de dextérité, et…) »
NOA
Pasquale
« Ça demande surtout des doigts! Depuis quand t'es l'expert digital des sept mers? »

NOA

Raimi
Big Man Expression Happy.png

« Ay! (Pff, tu essaies juste de me couper l'algue sous la queue! Vive les ciseaux!) »
NOA
Angie
« C'est que tu me convaicrais presque… T'as des arguments tranchants, j'avoue! »

NOA
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Happy.png

« Moi, ma décision est gravée dans la roche. Je suis pas une girouette! »

NOA

Angie
Frye Expression Fighting.png

« Les girouettes… suivent le vent, comme le papier! J'ai rien dit, vive le papier! »
NOA

Raimi
Big Man Expression Angry.png

« Ay! (Je garde les ciseaux, j'en aurai besoin pour faire des confettis avec vos espoirs!) »
NOA


Results

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Happy.png

« Youpi! Les roches ont gagné! »

NOA
Angie
Frye Expression DisappointedA.png

« Pff… Ça s'est joué à un cheveu… »
Raimi
Big Man Expression DisappointedA.png

« Aaay! (Un cheveu que mes ciseaux ont bien failli couper!) »
NOA
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Wait.png

« Tu racontes n'importe quoi, Raimi. En tout cas, félicitations, mes petites roches! »

NOA

Angie
« Je suis désolée qu'il faille que les papiers défaillent… mais bravo quand même! »
NOA

Raimi
« Ay! (Et bravo aussi aux ciseaux! Vous étiez à couper le souffle!) »
NOA
Pasquale
Shiver Expression Talk Smirk.png

« Ainsi se clôt le Splatfest World Premiere! Encore bravo à toutes et à tous! »
Angie
Frye Expression Happy.png

« Vivement le prochain festival! »
NOA

Raimi
Big Man Expression Happy.png

« Ay, aay! (Merci pour votre enthousiasme! On espère vous revoir bientôt!) »
NOA


GermanyGerman

Announcement

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Mako
Shiver Expression Wait.png

„Große Neuigkeiten! Das Thema der Splatfest World Premiere lautet Stein! Schere! Papier!“

(Big news! The theme of the Splatfest World Premiere is Rock! Scissors! Paper!)
Muri
Frye Expression Happy.png

„Super! Endlich finden wir heraus was am besten ist!“

(Great! We will finally find out which is best!)
Mako
Shiver Expression Fighting.png

„Team Stein wird seinen felsenfesten Willen zum Sieg unter Beweis stellen!“

(Team Rock will prove its rock-solid will to win!)
Muri
Frye Expression Greeting.png

„Wir werden es schwarz auf weiß haben... Team Papier wird gewinnen!“

(We will have it in black and white... Team Paper will win!)

Mantaro
Big Man Expression Happy.png

„Ay! Ay! (Da habt ihr euch geschnitten! Mit Schere liegt man nie verkehrt!)“

(Ay! Ay! (You are both mistaken! You can never go wrong with Scissors!))
Notes: "Da habt ihr euch geschnitten!" is a German phrase which means that someone is incorrect. Literally translated the phrase means "You have cut yourselves on that one!"
Muri
Frye Expression GoodGrief.png

„Warte mal. Es gibt dabei keine Wahl, die immer gewinnt!“

(Wait a minute. There is no choice that always wins!)
Mantaro
Big Man Expression Point.png

„Ay? Ay. (Was, nicht? Aber ich gewinne immer, wenn ich 'Schere' nehme.)“

(Ay? Ay. (What, there isn't? But I always win when I use 'Scissors').)
Mako
Shiver Expression GoodGrief.png

„Und was ist mit 'Stein'? Immerhin die vorzüglichst solideste Wahl.“

(And what about 'Rock'? After all it is the most exquisitely solid choice.)
Muri
„Ich hab schon Steine zerbrochen. Das überzeugt mich jetzt nicht.“

(I have already cracked rocks. I am not convinced.)
Mako
Shiver Expression Fighting.png

„'Stein' nimmt die Form einer im Triumph erhobenen Faust an. Er ist Fundament. Er...“

('Rock' takes on the form of a fist raised in triumph. It is foundation. It...)

Muri
Frye Expression Wait.png

„Danke, reicht schon. Wenn das alle deine Argumente sind, dann bleibe ich bei Papier!“

(Thanks, that's enough. If those are all your arguments, then I'll stick with Paper!)
Mantaro
„Ay? Ay? (Papier? Im Ernst?)“

(Ay? Ay? (Paper? Seriously?))
Muri
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„An Papier kann man sich fies schneiden! Und man kann üble Sachen drauf schreiben!“

(You can cut yourself badly on Paper! And you can write nasty things on it!)


Mantaro
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„Ay. Ay! (Nein, 'Schere' ist am stärksten! Viel schärfer als Papier!)“

(Ay. Ay! (No, 'Scissors' are strongest! Much sharper than Paper!))
Mako
„Nicht, wenn du die Schere nur mit deiner Hand machst. aber 'Stein' ist pure Kraft!“

(Not if you make the Scissors with your hand only. But 'Rock' is pure power!)


Mantaro
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„Ay! (Aber mit den Fingern eine Schere zu machen ist ganz schön schwierig!)“

(Ay! (But making Scissors with your fingers is quite difficult!))
Mako
„Hast du überhaupt Finger?“

(Do you even have fingers?)


Mantaro
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„Ay! (Ich lasse mich von keiner Schwierigkeit aufhalten. Team Schere!)“

(Ay! (I don't let any difficulty stop me. Team Scissors!))
Muri
„Das berührt mich richtig, Mantaro. Ich bin jetzt auch für 'Schere'!“

(That really touches me, Big Man. I am now for 'Scissors' too!)

Mako
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„Von mir aus. Ihr werdet mit euren Scheren sehen, dass Stein nicht von Pappe ist!“

(Fine by me. You with your scissors will see that Rock is not made of cardboard!)


Muri
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„Pappe... Papier! Ich bin wieder bei Team Papier! Ihr seid schon abgeschrieben!“

(Cardboard... Paper! I'm back with Team Paper! You are already written off!)

Mantaro
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„Ay! (Mit Schere macht man Konfetti, und das brauche ich für die Siegesparade!)“

(Ay! (With Scissors you make confetti, and I need that for the victory parade!))


Introduction

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Mako
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„Die Splatfest World Premiere läuft gerade! Wähle ein Team: Stein, Papier oder Schere?“

(The Splatfest World Premiere is currently underway! Choose a team: Rock, Paper or Scissors?)
Mantaro
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„Ay! (Wähle ein Team am Splatfest-Wahlstand auf dem Platz und mach mit!)“

(Ay! (Choose a team at the Pledge Box in the square and participate!))


Results

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Mako
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„So muss es sein! Team Stein hat gewonnen!“

(That's the way! Team Rock has won!)

Muri
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„Oooh, aber es war richtig knapp!“

(Oooh, but it was really close!)
Mantaro
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„Aaay! (Kein bequemer Vorsprung. Ähnlich bequem wie ein Stein als Kopfkissen.)“

(Aaay! (Not a comfortable lead. About as comfortable as a rock as pillow).)
Mako
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„Mantaro, das macht überhaupt keinen Sinn. Gut gemacht, Team Stein! Ihr rockt!“

(Big Man, that makes no sense at all. Well done, Team Rock! You guys rock!)

Notes: The "Team Rock! You rock!" Pun may not have been on purpose, as "Stein" translating to "rock" and the phrase "you rock", which also exist in German, are purely coincidental.
Muri
„Ihr wart auch nicht schlecht, Team Papier! Fast hätten wir sie zusammengefaltet!“

(You weren't bad either, Team Paper! We almost folded them!)
Mantaro
„Ay! (Team Schere hat aber insgesamt auch gut abgeschnitten!)“

(Ay! (Team scissors, however, has also played well overall!))
Notes: "Gut abgeschnitten" means "well performed" but also has the word "geschnitten" in it, which means "cut".
Mako
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„Und damit ist die Splatfest World Premiere beendet. Danke an alle fürs Spielen!“

(And that concludes the Splatfest World Premiere. Thanks to everyone for playing!)
Muri
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„Ich bin schon gespannt auf das nächste Splatfest!“

(I'm already looking forward to the next Splatfest!)

Mantaro
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„Ay, aaay! (Danke, dass ich dabei wart! Hoffentlich sehen wir uns bald wieder!)“

(Ay, aaay! (Thanks for attending! Hope to see you again soon)!)


RussiaRussian

Results

Dialogue Dialogue Region
Кулла
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«Ура-а-а! Команда камня победила!»

(Hoora-a-ay! The rock team won!)

Мурия
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«Эх, мы были так близко...»

(Ah, we were so close...)
Биг Ман
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«Ик... (Но наткнулись на парочку подводных камней...)»

(Ay... (But we stumbled upon a couple of pitfalls...))
Notes: The Russian phrase "подводные камни" "podvodnyye kamni" (pitfalls, catches, downsides) literally translates as "underwater rocks".
Кулла
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«Ха-ха, ну еще бы, Биг Ман! Мои поздравления команде камня. Это была невероятная битва!»

(Ha-ha, well of course, Big Man! My congratulations to the rock team. It was an incredible fight!)

Мурия
«Не забывайте, как команда бумаги ПОЧТИ превратила вас в труху...»

(Don't forget how the paper team ALMOST turned you into dust...)
Биг Ман
«Ик! (И про команду ножниц не забывайте! Большое вам спасибо от Deep Cut!)»

(Ay! (And don't forget about the scissors team too! Thank you very much from Deep Cut!))
Кулла
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«Это были итоги мероприятия «Сплатфест – мировая премьера»! Отличная работа!»

(These were the results of the «Splatfest World Premiere» event! Great job!)
Мурия
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«Ох, жду не дождусь следующего Сплатфеста!»

(Oh, I can't wait for the next Splatfest!)

Биг Ман
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«Ик! И-ик! (Спасибо за вашу поддержку! До новых встреч!)»

(Ay! A-ay! (Thank you for your support! Until next time!))


Gallery

Team logos
Splatfest Tees
Promotional images
In-game screenshots

Trivia

Names in other languages

Language Name Meaning
Japan Japanese グー vs パー vs チョキ
Gū vs Pā vs Choki
Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
Netherlands Dutch Steen vs. Papier vs. Schaar Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
Canada French (NOA) Roche vs. Papier vs. Ciseaux Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
France French (NOE) Pierre vs. Feuille vs. Ciseaux Rock vs. Sheet vs. Scissors
Germany German Stein vs. Papier vs. Schere Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
Italy Italian Sasso vs. Carta vs. Forbice Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
Russia Russian Камень против Бумага против Ножницы
Kamen' protiv Bumaga protiv Nozhnitsy
Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
Mexico Spanish (NOA) Piedra vs. Papel vs. Tijera Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
Spain Spanish (NOE) Piedra vs. Papel vs. Tijeras Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors
China Chinese (Simplified) 石头 vs 布 vs 剪刀
Shítou vs Bù vs Jiǎndāo
Rock vs. Cloth vs. Scissors
Hong Kong Chinese (Traditional) 石頭 vs 布 vs 剪刀
Shítou vs Bù vs Jiǎndāo
Rock vs. Cloth vs. Scissors
South Korea Korean 바위 vs 보 vs 가위
Bawi vs Bo vs Gawi
Rock vs. Cloth vs. Scissors
Portugal Portuguese Pedra vs. Papel vs. Tesoura[3][4] Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors


Long name
Which one's the best? Rock
Language Name Meaning
Japan Japanese いちばん強いのはどれ?「グー」
Netherlands Dutch Welke wint? Steen
Canada French (NOA) Qui l'emporte? Roche
France French (NOE) Qui l'emporte ? Pierre
Germany German Was ist am besten? Stein
Italy Italian Chi è il più forte? Sasso
Russia Russian Что круче? Камень
Chto kruche? Kamen'
What's cooler? Rock
SpainMexico Spanish ¿Cuál ganará? Piedra Which will win? Rock
China Chinese (Simplified) 最强的是哪一个? "石头"
Hong Kong Chinese (Traditional) 最強的是哪一個?「石頭」
South Korea Korean 다음 중 가장 강한 것은? 「바위」


Which one's the best? Paper
Language Name Meaning
Japan Japanese いちばん強いのはどれ?「パー」
Netherlands Dutch Welke wint? Papier
Canada French (NOA) Qui l'emporte? Papier
France French (NOE) Qui l'emporte ? Feuille
Germany German Was ist am besten? Papier
Italy Italian Chi è il più forte? Carta
Russia Russian Что круче? Бумага
Chto kruche? Bumaga
What's cooler? Paper
SpainMexico Spanish ¿Cuál ganará? Papel Which will win? Paper
China Chinese (Simplified) 最强的是哪一个? "布"
Hong Kong Chinese (Traditional) 最強的是哪一個?「布」
South Korea Korean 다음 중 가장 강한 것은? 「보」


Which one's the best? Scissors
Language Name Meaning
Japan Japanese いちばん強いのはどれ?「チョキ」
Netherlands Dutch Welke wint? Schaar
Canada French (NOA) Qui l'emporte? Ciseaux
France French (NOE) Qui l'emporte ? Ciseaux
Germany German Was ist am besten? Schere
Italy Italian Chi è il più forte? Forbice
Russia Russian Что круче? Ножницы
Chto kruche? Nozhnitsy
What's cooler? Scissors
Mexico Spanish (NOA) ¿Cuál ganará? Tijera Which will win? Scissors
Spain Spanish (NOE) ¿Cuál ganará? Tijeras Which will win? Scissors
China Chinese (Simplified) 最强的是哪一个? "剪刀"
Hong Kong Chinese (Traditional) 最強的是哪一個?「剪刀」
South Korea Korean 다음 중 가장 강한 것은? 「가위」

References

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