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Howdy! You found me! I'm just a soul who contributes to Inkipedia, nothing special. However, I do have a personality, a "eh, could be better" one. Let us embark on this (not at all) magical adventure through my personality! And before we start, this is my signature:

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About me

  • Been playing since just before the Chaos vs. Order splatfest
  • Female
  • Born and living in the U.S. (Virginia)
  • Age: 14
  • Asexual (a part of the LGBTQ+ community)
  • Octolings > Inklings 1000%


So far, I have made many edits and 3 new pages. If you want to see them, go look at my user contributions. You can do that by clicking on the "(Contribs)" button in my signature above, or by clicking the "User contributions" on the top of the page. The only reason why I joined is so a Splatuber (or Splatubers) could read the info on pages I've edited. (And I'm still waiting), but now, it's just fun for me to read and make pages. I don't care how long it is, I'd rather read Inkipedia pages all day than read books, and I don't read books!


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Description Very competitive and a good helper, Neko-Chan has the perfect traits for friend to have if you're new to Inkopolis. However, she can act pretty crazy and have crazy ideas that somehow works most of the time, and yet still has a soft side. She really cares about those around her, especially Squib.
Age 16
Gender She/Her
Job Grizzco part timer. Rank: Profressional 300
Full gear Fake Contacts (with a bow and a flower), Chili-Pepper Ski Jacket, Red Hi-Tops
Level 25*

Squib (Nickname: Confused Squib)
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Description Egotistical at times, scared at others, but almost always confused and making mistakes, Squib, despite having all these traits, is very loving and funny and can have good ideas sometimes.
Age Doesn't remember because of amnesia, possibly 14-16
Gender She/Her
Job Grizzco part timer. Rank: Apprentice
Full gear Marinated Headphones, Takoroka Nylon Vintage, Black Dakroniks
Level 28

Quick detour, my O.C.'s (on the right) name is Squib! However, this is the name she called herself, as her amnesia made her forget her name! When she arrived at Inkopolis, she wanted to follow inkling culture, so she confusingly named herself Squib, thinking it's a normal name for squidkids to have. She kept the name for so long, and followed inkling culture so much, she forgot she was an Octoling! She has a rambunctious inkling friend, nicknamed Neko-chan (also on the right, but press the category on the top of Squib's image), who Squib confusingly calls her "Neck 'O Chant", as she doesn't know the inkling language well, picking it up from the inklings around her. Despite being crazy, she's crazy good at online battles and is a very helpful person overall. She's also soft inside and she really cares about Squib's safety. Don't they kind of remind you of two famous people around here...?


I'll admit, I'm very late to the scene. I had always supported Splatoon ever since it was announced, but couldn't play it because I didn't (and still don't) have a Wii U. I got the Switch about a year late, but I didn't get Splatoon 2 until around the Chaos vs. Order Splatfest. The reason for that was because I was scared everything would be locked for me, because I didn't have the online membership at the time, but now I do. I bought it when I didn't have a membership, because I thought I never would've gotten the membership, so there was no sense in waiting.


I'm more of a lore person than an online battle person. Mostly because I suck in online battles, but also because it's fun to dive into the deep lore games have (I should pick up FNaF one day...), and Splatoon is no exception. Splatoon is the only game I know with lore on bands and their songs. It's combining two of my favorite things in video games! Here are my top 10 favorite things in Splatoon! (These can change at any time) (not including Splatoon 3)


Squiboards Top 10 best songs chart!
Music Artist
1. Shellfie Chirpy Chips
2. Split & Splat
3. Wave Prism
4. Blitz It!
5. Calamari Inkantation Squid Sisters
6. Fresh Start
7. Maritime Memory
8. Endolphin Surge Wet Floor
9. Don't Slip
10. Ink or Sink Squid Squad

Of course, I have way more favorites, but these are my all-time favorites!

(Music) Artists

Squiboards Top 10 greatest musicians chart!

  1. Chirpy Chips
  2. Squid Sisters
  3. Off the Hook
  4. Squid Squad
  5. Turquoise October
  6. Hightide Era
  7. Ink Theory
  8. SashiMori
  9. Bottom Feeders
  10. Dedf1sh

Idols (out of 4)

  1. Callie
  2. Marina
  3. Marie
  4. Pearl

Stages (Normal) (Splatoon 2 only)

  1. Moray Towers (Don't hunt after me)
  2. Arowana Mall (Please don't hunt after me)
  3. The Reef
  4. Walleye Warehouse
  5. Ancho-V Games
  6. New Albacore Hotel
  7. Shellendorf Institute
  8. Sturgeon Shipyard
  9. Camp Triggerfish
  10. Kelp Dome

Stages (Shifty Stages)

  1. MC.Princess Diaries
  2. Cannon Fire Pearl
  3. The Maze Dasher
  4. Grapplink Girl
  5. Railway Chillin'
  6. The Chronicles of Rolonium
  7. The Bouncey Twins (I'm gonna die, aren't I?)
  8. Gusher Towns
  9. Bridge to Tentaswitchia
  10. Goosponge

Ranked/League mode (out of 4)

  1. Clam Blitz (Time to plan my funeral)
  2. Rainmaker
  3. Tower Control
  4. Splat Zones

Weapon class

I'm too lazy to add more preferences lol


  • Level: 67

Will add more later


Only 5 Splatfests are listed (Final - Final Encore) because I was able to "participate" in only 5 (i.e.: Choose a team. I couldn't participate in Final Fest and Ketchup v. Mayo). Bolded team is the team I chose. I got to queen in every splatfest I played in.

W/L ratio: 2-3 (Yeah, I know, I suck)
Splatfest Win or loss?
Chaos v. Order Win!
Ketchup v. Mayo Win!
Chicken v. Egg (2020) Loss...
Trick v. Treat (2020) Loss...
Star v. Mushroom Loss...

Free heading to waste your time


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Hero Mode Stats

I love Hero mode more than any other mode in the world of Splatoon. No competition against anyone except yourself. Testing how good you are without interference! I have 1000% Octo Canyon and 100% completed Octo Expansion (no help needed!) and beaten Inner Agent 3.

Fun Fact: I beat Octo Canyon during the Chaos vs. Order Splatfest and beat Inner Agent 3 in the Chicken vs. Egg (2020) Splatfest. The reason why was because I was bored (or I didn't have the online membership at the time).


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This Barnsquid was awarded to ConfusedSquib
on May 25, 2022 for making 10 mainspace edits on Inkipedia.
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This Barnsquid was awarded to ConfusedSquib
on May 28, 2022 for making 50 mainspace edits on Inkipedia.
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This Barnsquid was awarded to ConfusedSquib
on May 30, 2022 for making 100 mainspace edits on Inkipedia.

Can't think of any more Barnsquids.


Inkipedia Logo 2022 - S3.svg This user has been on Inkipedia for 3 months and 30 days.
S2 Band Chirpy Chips.jpg This user is a fan of the Chirpy Chips.
S Band Hightide Era.png This user is a fan of Hightide Era.
S Band Squid Squad.jpg This user is a fan of the Squid Squad.
S2 Band Turquoise October.jpg This user is a fan of Turquoise October.
S2 Band Wet Floor.jpg This user is a fan of Wet Floor.
S2 Band Ink Theory.jpg This user is a fan of Ink Theory.
S2 Band Dedf1sh.jpg This user is a fan of Dedf1sh.
S3 Band C-Side.jpg This user is a fan of C-Side.
FrontRoeBandArt.jpg This user is a fan of Front Roe.
Callie1.png This user is a fan of Callie.
Marina.png This user is a fan of Marina.
S3 logo 2D 3.png This user is hyped for Splatoon 3!
S Icon Sunken Scroll.png This user loves Splatoon lore!
FemaleUser.png This user is female.


My O.C. (not Squib, one I call Octo Kid, who looks very similar to Squib. Female.) wears the Studio Headphones with the Reel Sweat and Punk Whites. I have some near pures (only the Studio Headphones in the gear list is an almost pure), but I'm too unlucky to get pures, and I am not up for grinding (I'm already grinding my lifetime octoling inkage). I do not have an image of my gear set yet.

Time to learn about YOU!

Let me retrieve some of your information real quick... (Don't worry, I'm not one to unearth anything personal, it's just not who I am!)

  • You are YourUsername, just wanted to point that out twice.
  • You've been on Inkipedia since YourRegistrationDate, wow!
  • You've made YourEditCount edits... nice job!

That's a wrap!

Wow, that was long! If you want to talk to me or have any questions, head on over to my page! It'll be nice to talk, don't deny it!

I'd make a sandbox, but I'm too lazy to do that (you can see a recurring theme here, can't you?).